i'm here with--what did you? abe warcheiser, but everybodyca. all right...bullethead... just tell us whyyou like fr. i don't like frank barone. ok... can i get backin the pool now? yeah. please. [splash] that's gotta hurt. jeez, he doesn'. you're worried aboutwhat bullet? excuse me, sir... listen, you knowfrank barone, r? what of it? we're doinga tribut. you guys elected hi. we're down to him? sheesh. maybe these guysdon't k. maybe they do. from poker!ook.thers

hey, garvin, stan. hey, robert!hey, ray's ! hah hah! hey, garvin, hi.how are. with the video?n it's for dad's tribute.. you guys coulddo it tog. ok? and ready, ray?and.. h-h-hey, it's rollin'? yeah, ok. we're her- hey, frank,you owe me 50 bucks! you gave me your word,i ain't h. you hear me?!ing mefor a year a, 50 bucks is nothin'. how 'bout the dentyou put i! you told meit wasn't you. i have eyewitnesses! and i have a bill. i wish i had pockets'cause . wait right here! you're a liar! a liar. you hear me? liar!! thank you. thank you. hey, ray, it's really niceto se?

take care there,buddy, huh? hey, say hi to your mom. what are we gonna do? i don't know. in editing.npiece sometr excuse me, guys.just st. if you don't mind.sk a few ques, uh, how do youfeel about... chocolate? really good. my favorite. delicious. always delicious. sure, i like... frank barone. i can't get enough. it's my favorite. mmm-mmm-mmm. my wife goes nuts... r frank barone. a wonderful gift.

who doesn't ke... frank barone? mmm-mmm-mmm. come on, dad,what are ya do? that was a tribute? you didn't like it? it was stupid. and it was so short. we kinda went with a fastmtv ki. well, i didn't get it. hot with marshmallows?le i told yato get rid of that. it was cute. frank, what are you doing? come on, marie,we'r. what are you talkin' about?this. it's not so biganym. you didn't evenfinish your stea. i'm not hungry. shoulda dressedlike.

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with everything. no. no no no no no. mommy's here. but instead she gives him capri sun. with absolutely no artificial preservatives.

but instead she gives him capri sun. would you stop? the boys did notng wrong. they made you a tribute.ou a tr, i can't wait for my eulogy.

you still don't walk outon an eg that your sonsplanned for you. tom chervenak got a tribute! the guys made a wholevie and--with big speechesas and how muchthey love h. then they did this big,g where they alldressed u. well, robbie was readyto dress . that stunk what they did, all right? i know a tribute. they're not welcomein this . oh, really? that's correct. so they let you down? yes. and what aboutyour buddies at t? what about them? something greatif they had said that raymond and robbiewould ha? isn't that what'sreally botheri? [tv plays]

frank, what are you doing? i'm watching. come on, shut that off,please. quiet. i can't hear. would you shut it, frank? stupid crap. you know what?i'm quitt. good. what do you mean good? it's a stupid lodge. it's full ofcrotchety old men is sweating naked and coughing.e and all you ever dois complain .

why didn't yousay somet? gets youout of the house. come on,let's go to bed. hey. what? what--what wouldyou...s? what? what would you sayin a ? what do you mean? what would you sayin a ? w-w-wh--i don't know, frank.the. ok. i would say he's beenmy husband, togetherhave2 wonderful boys

and 3 beautifulgrandchildren. isn't that right? that's it? l-l-let me finish. and...that he's alwaysbeen thers and been a good provider every now and then,hwe squabble i know that...he's the one for . i'll live with.didto deserve hi, i like that. with the humor.. now...can i ask yousomething? come on,let's g. oh, come on, frank. we were talking. i'm tired.i'm goin'. oh, sure. now you gotwhat y, now you're goin' to sleep. what else is new?

what do ya want? i want to havea convers. i want to talk to you. is that asking so much? i know where this is goin'. good. come here.sit dow. how much talkingcan a guy take? thank you. now... what would yourtribute ? well? this is stupid. it wasn't stupidwhen yo. yes, it was. i now realizehow s. and generous answer,ry y didn't i? well, didn't i? all right.

what are yougetting ready for? i'm notanointing you here. about me.isn't every das well, it's not every daythat yo. oh, stop it, frank. come on, what were youg? sometimes you spitwhen you talk. oh, that's it.that'. hey, what did i say?com. you're the one for me! you wanna know why peopledon't ? you wanna know? 'cause you offer them nothing.t. you have to give love,frank, to. and you have never, everbeen wi. you just takeand take and take of a personality,ody to acceptys because it's you.to put up witht you know whatthe sad part is? you are surrounded by familywho,

and you push them away. you push us all away. you don't haveto push anymore. you're not gonnatalk to me abou! frank? this is nota marriage, frank. a marriage is 2 peoplesharing t, and if they have a problem,they. to go away.ust sit thereand waie better than anything else, s

than anything you'll find anywhere else-- did someone say sandwiches? yes. we're gonnatalk.

aw, crap. jeez oh, stop it, frank. a guy wants to go to bed,he get. oh, stop it. all right. now you talk to me. all right. look, i, uh, knowthe boys did t. i know, uh, it's my ownstupid ft if people aren'tcrazy about me. and i'm sorryto everybody. you're just saying that. to say about me?hink ofe

how 'bouti sleep on it? it's all jokes. [water runs] frank, what are you doing?no, n. i need that. frank...

on your face.tterwip oh, frank. ok? you should try and say something like that to me every day. i'll try. hey, uh... what? well, i amman of th. yes, you are. [kisses] from man once a year.e p see? with the humor.

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on all your tough messes. this is what they do for fun.

on all your tough messes. i just...ahh...na go to bed? oh, honey, what? i liked that tribute.hi. made me hungry. i don't know. maybe i should apologize. i--you know what? we'll all feel betterif i just .

what, are they not home? i don't know.nobody's awering. h-hello? yeah, dad. are you ok? yeah. no. i just... i wanted--about the tribute-- all right. ok. i just--i didn't--all right. ok. what's hecallin? i don't know. across the street.si wie captioning made possible by talk productions captioned by captioneering your closed captioning resource captioned by captioneering your closed captioning resource

other. you told me you slipped off a massage table in tokyo. nevertheless. well, what about the cruise now? ok, well, thanks.

mom and dad are screwed. our money back.e,and we can't gt why not? because the discount packageyoum does not permit changes. we can't go. you happy now,tiny ? i'll go, i'll go. robert: you'll go? i'll go. i'm going. [cries out] robert: no, dad,don't, . ma, you could gf call lee.neof y. lee can't go. stan's cousinthc is visitingfrom. well, you could alwaysgo by you. no. your birthday. for i know, dear. very nice gift.a come on, ma, you neverdo anythi. you bought all thatcruise wear,? where're you gonna wear that,ar? no, not for me. i couldn't bearto go alone. cruise in bermuda.ed this is oncein a li. this is nonrefundable.

i'm sorry. it wasa lovely gestu, and we wanna pay you backfor th. hey! no. ma, you wanna go;i . you to just go? itgt i don't know. uhhhhhhhhhh... let me do that.bra r i couldn't. now, that would bea real presen. look, ma, i wouldlo- to robert.n't be--wr no, no, i don't mind. i think it's fair.in fact, it's. it's funny. of your father.u couldstay e also funny. oh, raymond!

this day startedout.

oh, look how cute this is! this is the deluxe package? all right, look. i wanna get mad, but i don't think i can fit another emotion in here. oh. i'm gonna bring debra back one of these shower caps to thank her for letting me have you for the weekend. yeah, the one thing she lets me do. oh, look how adorable this little toilet is. oh, that's great. they stuff you full of food, and then they give you baby's first potty. come on. let's just get the hell outta here. single file! no, no, no! we're gonna have a wonderful time. yeah? how you figure?

well, for one thing, we can spend the whole weend together. we can talk, you and me. just talk. [sighs] oh, raymond, thank youfor this . knock knock. oh, hi. welcome tot. i'm your socialdire. we've got going on.of ts oh, god, activities. ooh! i've always wantedto do shd and bingo and candle making. oh, good. skeet shooting. i'd like to sign up as skeet. this--this isour first trip. oh. well, then,sir, mayd the deck by moonlight? the gorgeous--adymiy

whoa, whoa, whoa!hey! whoa,. this is not my lady, ok?thi. oh, sure, sure, sure.mo. she really is my mother. tell him you're my mother. oh, honey, look. origami. look, what did youwrite? 'cauthe truth here.you we're at sea.treall. you have a grand time,y. aaaaaaahhhhhhh! lunch. it's about time.i'm starved. what? you're--you're notl. oh. oh, yeah. uh... it's a miracle. dad? honest. i was watching oneof th. i pledged 5 bucks.praise the lo!

you faker! the moaningand groag and floppingon the . pretty good, huh? what kindof a perso? i'm a very smart person. marie'll be much better offwith. and what are youcomplaining abo? you're free to go. everybody getswhat they want. i guess. everybody exceptray. god bless thatmagnificent basta. let's eat. hey, now, this this iswhat i ca. 3 days of sitting in frontof th, napping on the couch,soaking in, nobody nagging at me-- frank, take out the trash. frank, cover your mouthwhen you.

frank, that's no placefor a q-t. i'm free! i'm footlooseand fancy free. oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! come on.you got the. this time.dding.i really poppedt you did not. i did, too. let me see. [groaning] you just had to dance. [slurps] oh, there you are.where have yo? bar hopping. waffle bar, omelet bar,. now i'm doingclam s.

raymond, so many clams. you should try the crab cakes. had 'em. and the littleeclairs were-- had 'em. well, i'm amazedat how much i can get done in the morningwi. i played bridge,i jazzercized, and, look, origami. mr. sassa thinks i havenatural . what's thismade? paper. oh. and tomorrow we're makinglotus . you should come. no, i don't know, ma. some scuttlebuttabo. ooh! and bingo starts at 4:00. myself at 3:00. hang come on. it'll be fun. at least you could sitwith me f. nah. marie, marie! here's mein my we. oh, isn't that beautiful! dear, this is mary beth yarosh from jazzercise.