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all of this going down, and they start to approach the car, cell phone in hand, to get it all on camera. and i think they're just as confused as all of us are at first. these folks decide enough is enough. as they approach the car, you see she's on her cell phone. they're like, hey, calm down. we got you on camera, stop. here's where she flips them the bird, and then she takes off driving again. the folks around the car think that she was intoxicated, because this just continues. >> with all the refusing of the engine, it's almost like someone is driving a manual that's never driven a manual, not understanding how it works. >> this is pretty reckless. she takes off again after hitting the blue car. you see the scratch on the bumper. >> how did they not force her to stop driving. >> i'm with you. i would be doing something, tearing the door open. >> it does escalate to that point, because in total, she ends up hitting 17 cars. they think she's trying to get

finally get her out of the car. and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, she starts walking away, and then she attacks. >> ooh! >> she starts swinging. >> the heck is this woman's problem? >> they start to try to get her under control, they get her back into her car. they say she stayed there until police arrived, but this entire situation, i give to the folks who decided to try to control it, even though they couldn't stop the damages. can you imagine if she got out on to the streets? it definitely could have been a lot worse. >> oh! >> that is baby alexandra. she belongs to my friend brian laurel. she is just 2 weeks old, and dad is trying to get her to settle down. he tried everything. talking to her, cooing at her, laughing at her. this is the one thing that works to get her to stop crying. dad breaks out the official

force awakens. at first, she's not having any of it. but as they say, wait for it. [ baby cooing ] >> she opens her eyes. >> oh, my goodness! >> oh, my goodness! it totally caught her attention! >> it's the pensive grab of the chin. >> i have similar feelings when i watch the trailer. >> the force is strong with her dad. >> jedi mind trick. >> we'll get you there. moving on to another daddy-daughter video. this man said he took his daughter on her first roller coaster ride, and they didn't know how she was going to react, but as you can see from the big smile on her face, she loved it. >> i just love that. they love being tossed around

it's the coolest thing ever. >> yes, they do. what's really cool, just made the height requirement, which they were worried about. it was 90 centimeters, she is 93, so she got to ride her first roller coaster. there are some people out there that say anything that a guy can do a girl can do better. >> uh-huh. you know what, it's a two-way street. >> oh-oh. why? >> because, check this out. >> how about now? >> i already agree. give him a pass. he ain't got no hits to support that wine. so boom, boom. >> rihanna's work featuring drake, and he's certainly feeling the music. >> yeah. dude's got moves. he's got moves. but if you're going to make this a two-way street kind of argument, you need to do this in heels.

>> his work boots like he's got on are so easy to dance in. >> try heels! >> no. >> all right, then. >> a lot of people are finding this video pretty cool. you can actually see, it's got tens of millions of views, and hundreds of thousands are shared. >> this guy does have some skill. but there is a reason behind that. we can check out his instagram right here, where ashley says he is a dance instructor. >> oh. >> and you can see all kinds of other videos and photos, and also look at the size of his thighs! i think the reason it's trending so much, he's a strong guy, but at the same time -- >> his game is strong. >> inside a public gym and just doing a workout in front of a mirror, but this video is like fire across the interweb. a camouflage clearly works, that -- man. >> the moment they both forget there is anybody around.

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one venue, to be a part of it. unreal. >> farm jam is what you get. the fruit family, who has a large plot of land decided to put aside a small plot of land for this. to build a track and invite a bunch of guys to come on down and have a blast. oh, yeah. i forgot that little dash of ingredient called bread bowl. it just makes it -- the cool part about this event called farm jam is that the guys all get together and ride. it's competition, but it's not like a competition like x games. the guys are all out there judging each other. it looks so much like a music festival. watch this trick here, and whoosh. >> wow. >> a triple. >> can you imagine having that much property where you say, hey, red bull, we're going to just do some hills and some stuff. you think you guys want to come down and bring some friends?

you see so many extreme sports you can do. it's the number one place to be. in this age of social media, pictures are being taken all of the time. no matter what you're doing. but this particular picture being taken, is actually kind of special. at least for this girl sitting at the end of the table. as the picture is about to be taken, you see that somebody suddenly appears right behind her. that's her man. >> wow. >> who has been deployed and is just now coming back. >> that camouflage is working, because she's completely unaware he's there. >> the picture is taken and then the big reveal with a kiss. >> oh! she gets up, gives him a big hug and basically stays there for the rest of this video while everyone else is like, okay, this is great. >> it's like -- >> not right now, she's not.

always amazing, because they're always surprising and always very emotional. just like this next one. except in this case, this man's marine son is coming back home. but he's revealing his return like this. as dad sits down to look at the menu at this restaurant, waiting for his server to come, you realize -- >> hi, y'all. >> took the long way around the booth. >> when the server comes to ask for the order, it turns out it's his son. >> by the looks of it, that server is getting quite the tip or really likes the sandwich. >> and this video, as well, for the remainder of it, dad and son hugging the whole time. >> that didn't take long! she's on live tv with her man, because -- she's about to pop the big question. >> i love you so much. >> but see why her chance at romance is about to get really

award-winning performance. >> bang! >> should a woman propose to a man? >> yeah, heck yeah! >> sure. >> okay. we stand split at the table, because i'm with you. but this happens. >> the couple is helen and mark. it's february 29th, traditionally known as bachelor's day. that's where women can propose to their men. it happens every leap year. so once every four years, we will not judge you, ladies. >> great. so now i have to wait four years? >> well, this is a special day today. >> is it?

>> live tv! >> that's this morning. that's national. >> they are live on i-tv's morning program. she is about to pop the big >> i love you so much. >> uh-huh. >> and you're my soul mate. and every leap -- >> yeah. >> soul mate? and her. >> well, today i've come to ask you, will you marry me? >> i have to think about that for a bit. >> oh, now i need to think about it! that's as good as a no. good grief! >> live television. >> oh! >> he was messing with her! >> yes. >> this is why women shouldn't propose to men, because men will make a joke. he has to make a gag out of it. so you know what, yeah. women just say yes.

we're not going to do the sniffles. >> oh, my gosh! >> everybody is so relieved. >> did you ever dream helen would do something like this? >> uh, yeah. >> so, yeah. i'm going to go on record for saying this is the best marriage proposal ever. >> congratulations! congratulations. >> adios muchos. introducing longhorn' s big, bold, steaks. the only way to make em' better was to make em' bigger. our new center cut 10 ounce filet.

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it's very hard to do. i can't eat any animal or animal by-products at all. it's hard. i do cheat a little. i eat veal. it's so tender! how do they get it like that? our first comedian is from new york city. please welcome michael summerville. >> thank you very much. my name is michael summerville. i will tell you about myself. i grew up the youngest of three boys. everyone thinks the youngest has it easy. not true. when you don't get parents that ignore you. i was born. they were like, your name is michael. there's food in the fridge. they already had two boys. nobody wants another boy.

my brothers wanted a dog. even grandma ignored me. my grandma drinks a bottle of gin and tells me i like familiar. thank you, gram. then college was supposed to prepare for more the real world. college teaches me to drink beer and chase ladies. prepared me for the navy. dude, i got a $40 million business pitch due tomorrow. i haven't even started it. i did have an office job for a little bit and like corporate life. not a morning person. i when i got the job, they were like you can start monday 9:00 a.m. i was like, what time can i start tuesday? know. isn't sleep the best? gosh. i get so proud of myself after a good sleep. walk around beaming. everyone is like, you fall in love? no, i slept 14 hours. people think we're lazy.

sometimes i wake up sweaty. wow, i was really trying. all right. don't have to go to the gym today. guess i'm a little lazy. never been a fan of manual labor. women are always like your hands are so soft. what's your secret? i don't use them. never been good with my hands. i can't fix anything. i just bought a new printer because my old one ran out of ink. that's pretty sad. when you're a man and you can't do stuff, you don't admit it. my girlfriend's car got a flat tire. i was just like, oh, i think we should see other people. i am dating somebody now. thank you. no, no, no. it's fine. it's fine. i know the relationship because

you look at the man like an old house, like i am going to fix him up. making me wear sweaters. i hate sweaters. if you see a guy in a sweater, he is in a relationship. pretty soon she knows your wardrobe better than you. you should wear your brown turtleneck. you're like, i have a brown turtleneck? it's in your armoir. this pile is clean. this pile is dirty. this pile has been worn, but i think i can wear them again. little sniff test. yeah, it's got another round. i'll put laundry off until there's nothing left to wear. my friends are like what do you want to do tonight? based on what's left in my college i can go swimming or

i like building in a relationship. she says the nicest things. last week she said you're the best thing that ever happened to me. i was like, you've led a rough life. the hypothetical questions are great. would you still love me if i gained 500 pounds? why? is that one of your goals? just be romantic, right, that's the key. that's harder than it looks. a couple in the movie showers together. it looks romantic in the movies. you ever try to shower with your woman in the real life? she showers. i was like the shower assistant. standing in the corner getting splashed and freezing my butt off. handing her producting. products. try to grab her, but you got soap in your eyes. it's a loofa. what are you talking about. thank you guys for coming out do the show.

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negative. she was so good at being negative they could have put her on sports center. and we're back. you're coming off a career night. you want to tell the people at home how you feel? >> we blocked most of his hosting dreams. we had a couple rebounds and we sold his vision and his purpose. he started out good first quarter. by the end of the fourth quarter, me and my girls, my team, we celebrated. we won! his confidence is gone. we got half of everything. we won. we feel pretty good about our win tonight. thanks, marv. [ applause ] her girls came out of nowhere. my name is d. he think he's funny, what. he need a real job! [ applause ]

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mess my credit up and never call me again. and you live with your mama? girl, high five. another loser. i'm originally from the south. okay. all right. hello. not san diego. the other south. anybody ever been? the other day i saw a commercial that pissed me off. she was like, try tide. it keeps whites white and it keeps the colors from running. my clothes sells like segregation?

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