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>> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thanks for watching. very nice. i appreciate that. i don't know how many of you are here as tourists. for those who are visiting us from other states this the may have been a confusing day today. today we have what they call the great shakeout. it's an emergency earthquake drill. it's a worldwide thing. they say 22 million people participated in it today. i had no idea it was happening. i'm sitting in my office looking out from my office, looks over the of course field, hollywood high school. all of a sudden a thousand kids come rushing out of the school. what the hell's going on over there? somebody said, it's the fake earthquake they're having. hey, do you know what to do if there is an earthquake?

in the event of an earthquake, first thing you do is tweet it. then you got to instagram, then facebook. and then, then you get under a desk. this is what you're supposed to do. if you feel the ground start to move, go under a table and do yoga. those are also my instructions for lovemaking, by the way. really the best way to survive an earthquake is to move to a place that doesn't ever have them. but if the big one does hit, don't run. they say don't rub, you can get hurt. if there's an earthquake, try to contact your nearest dwayne johnson. and he will help you, he will save you. the dodgers are playing the mets right now. not too far from here. the winner of the game tonight goes on to play the chicago cubs. the cubs are favored to win the world series. what could possibly go wrong? [ cheers and applause ] the cubs haven't won a world series since 1908. if the cubs win the world series, donald trump is going to win the election, right? [ laughter ] the royals beat the astros last

they will play the blue jays for the american league title. i watched the game and this is something that really bothers me. it used to be that after a big win in the playoffs, players would go back to the locker room, they'd spray champagne all over each other. now this is the royals' locker room from last night. they're getting the champagne ready. everything is covered in plastic. the lockers, the floor, all covered in plastic. as if dexter is about to come in and murder the first base coach. and not only is everything totally covered, the players you can see are putting goggles on to protect -- what's the point of even doing this anymore? look this guy has a snorkel on. how much champagne are they planning to pour? it seems weird to me to prepare for a postgame celebration the same way your grandma protects her couch. look at that. like a party at howie mandel's house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was thinking about this last night, i'd like to see video of the other locker room

have to rush to take all the plastic down before the losing team gets back in. this is pretty great. this is from the seventh inning of the blue jays/rangers game last night. a young fan was imitating his hero, blue jays slugger jose bautista, just as he hit the series-winning home run. >> jimmy: the lucky beard now. you can never watch that often enough. looks like he drew it with a sharpie, i don't know if he'll be able to wash it off. he'll look like fred flintstone until christmas. starbucks is adding a new feature to their drive-through locations, video screens. so that way you can see the person misspell your name on the

video screens will be added to 2,400 starbucks which i think is how many we have on this block. a spokesman said this is about the customer/barista connection which as you know is the most sacred connection of all. i don't know if i like that. i'm not comfortable video chatting with my parents. talking through the speaker seems fine. starbucks is hoping this will be grande improvement on their service. maybe even a venti improvement in the quality of service. i like the old way of getting coffee. you walk into a store, find the guy with the nose ring, ask him to put hot dirt water in a cup. democratic presidential hopeful bernie sanders, the senator, was on "ellen" today. a lot of people, myself included, said bernie sanders doesn't have the style or the charisma to be president. but he came out dancing on "ellen."

it's all right it's okay they may look the other way >> >> jimmy: is that technically dancing? it's like he's a real-life vine video. bernie sanders isn't the first odd old man to run for president. pat robertson, long have time host of "the 700 club," ran in 1988. spoiler alert, he didn't win. went back to the show, hosted the show for 43 years, since 1972. and over the course of that time pat has shared so much insight into the human condition, you almost wish he was running today. tonight we've compiled some of that insight in our latest installment of "the collected wisdom of pat robertson." >> marijuana is a vegetable.

black beans, brown beans. "karate kid." heaven is for real. "annie." strip clubs. whips. like a piece of meat. women are objects. cocaine is a product of a vegetable. these girls are just a commodity. arrest them, let the pimps go free. alcohol is a product of a vegetable. it's about bondage, it's about whips, it's about boiling oil, look, i'll pay $500 if you'll dance here, all you got to do is take your top off and dance around a little bit. guess what? crack cocaine. people are enslaved to vegetables. i'm a fan of beans. all kinds of beans. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he makes a hell of a taco salad. thank you, pat. next week we're taking our show lock, stock and guillermo, to brooklyn brooklyn, new york, for a week of shows at bamp.

>> jimmy: stands for -- the first word is, b? >> guillermo: b. >> jimmy: i'm not asking you to spell bamp, do you know what it stands for? >> guillermo: bamp? >> jimmy: remember we did the show there a whole week the last time? >> guillermo: it's something with music, no? >> jimmy: yes. it's the brooklyn academy of music. b.a.m. >> guillermo: oh, okay, i got it. >> jimmy: it's a big, beautiful, 2,000-seat opera house. tickets are sold out because my father invited everyone he's ever made eye contact with to the show. we have great guests. howard stern, bill murray, tracy morgan, jay-z, donald trump, michael j. fox, bradley cooper, and many, many more. i'm excited. has anyone who like me has lived in both new york and los angeles knows, people in those cities have strong opinions about one another. so we decided to tap into some of that. we asked pedestrians on the streets of l.a. and on the streets of new york a simple question.

we asked, tell us what people from the other city are like. and the result is this. it's round two of "l.a. versus new york." >> what are people from l.a. like? >> very laid back. >> laid back? >> very laid back. somebody across the hall was in l.a. and very nonchalant, go with the flow. very different than here. >> oh, wow. i don't know. i think they're a little bit more conceited than we are, possibly. >> kind of stuck up a little bit. >> stuck up? >> yeah. snobbish. >> yeah? >> snooty. >> i see them all the time sitting outside doing nothing. >> they tend to be a little bit more shallow. new yorkers are real. they can be real scumbags, they can be real jerks, but they're real. >> what is your impression of people from new york. >> honestly, from my experience, they're a little rude. i mean, kind of pushy, shovy, always in the way. kind of get where they're going real quickly.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. justin theroux, scott foley, duran duran on the way. tomorrow is national bosses bay. bosses day was started in 1958 by the office kiss ass. it's a great way to say thank you for denying my vacation guillermo, what are you getting anything? >> guillermo: we're going to new york. >> jimmy: yeah? >> guillermo: pizza and tech keel what. >> jimmy: oh, pizza and tequila, two things new york is known for. in the spirit of the national bosses day we went on the street, we asked pedestrians to tell us what they really think about their boss. to make them feel comfortable we disguised them, handed them masks to ensure that they told us nothing but the truth, the whole truth, and that's it. from this bosses day edition of "hide and speak." >> okay, jason, tomorrow is national bosses day. you're completely anonymous.

tell us what you really feel about your boss. >> i hate you. you're controlling [ bleep ]. and you make my life miserable. >> sal: and do the rest of the clippers feel the same way? can you hold up your arm when you talk like lady liberty? yeah, okay. you're wearing a mask. tell us how you really feel about your boss. >> my boss is a bitch. a six-month holiday away from her is still not long enough. >> my boss is a jerk. his name is lighter and he thinks he's cool. he's nothing but a jerk. >> keep your manhood in your pants, it's inappropriate for a boss and you need to stop it. >> keep it in your trousers, spence. >> my boss so is controlling, when we eat they order for me and don't let me pick off the menu. it gets so aggravating that i'm forced to eat something that i don't even like. >> tell us what you really feel about your boss. >> i think she's the biggest bitch. to tell you the truth, sometimes she's my friend, sometimes she's not.

her again. >> what do you to? studio. >> i see. she's in australia? >> she is. >> she's not watching right now? >> all right. let's take this off. we have nothing to worry about. are we on in australia? oh, we are? okay. all right. >> working at a pizza place, you make me pay for my drinks, make me work overtime, i never get days off, i want to tats se you in the neck. >> tomorrow is national bosses day, wearing a horse's head, tell us what you feel about your boss. >> i know and everyone else at the bar knows that you've been selling cocaine over the bar to try and impress the other chicks. you piece of [ bleep ]. >> wow. that's something. straight from the horse's mouth. >> her name is deborah and i want to tell her, brush your

teeth, you drink too much coffee. gargle, chew gum. you speak very loud, too close to people, it's rude and no one likes it. >> [ bleep ] her. she's so psycho. i swear to you. the other day -- can i tell you a story? >> sure, go ahead. >> she tells me if i'm sick the next day not to come in, to not get her sick. &-pso i idn't. and i texted her in the morning. i was like, i'm not coming. she comes the next day when i'm here and she's like writing me up. oh, you didn't say the words "i'm not coming." so just like technicality? such a [ bleep ]. she's really crazy. >> [ bleep ] to everyone at the store. we're all sick of her. >> you're literally sick of her. >> yeah. she posted on instagram, i have an interview this week. so hopefully she's leaving soon. >> you know how i can get you unlimited sick days? >> how? oh! >> there you go. >> okay, thank you. >> don't text her anymore.

>> [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone's looking for a sick leave rabbit head girl with a potty mouth, i know someone who's available. it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." enjoy. >> it's the political hangover. today we try to piece together what in the [ bleep ] happened last night in vegas. >> we need to be committed to making it possible for every child to live up to his or her [ bleep ] potential. >> how did billy sanders do? >> in the room he was like a stinky [ bleep ], right? >> i want you to pick me up one time and turn me upside down like you do those other girls. >> it was about principle and bringing -- >> thank you. >> [ bleep ] you. >> they tried to reverse a direct [ bleep ] head. >> looks like things are going to get dicey. >> you're going to have to get your big [ bleep ] out. >> the last several years as i

traveled around the country [ bleep ]ing guys and so forth -- >> it's part of my being. i love [ bleep ], [ bleep ] a lot. >> were you [ bleep ] as a child? >> what? >> were you [ bleep ] as a child? the reason i'm asking -- >> actually, yes. >> give me all the money in that drawer! uh -- and a belt too! i'll give you a [ bleep ] in the eye! >> jimmy: nice. we have music from duran duran. from "scandal," scott foley is here. we'll be right back with justin theroux so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sam adams. delicious octoberfest get it while it lasts. sam adams, for the love of beer. all of our legendary

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight from "scandal," scott foley is here. later, their new album is "paper gods." duran duran from the samsung outdoor stage. next week we are taking the show to brooklyn. five shows at the brooklyn academy of music which is what, guillermo? called what? >> guillermo: brooklyn academy -- >> jimmy: that i just said. >> guillermo: yeah. b.a.m. >> jimmy: thank you very much. we will have names such as bill murray, michael j. fox, donald trump, howard stern, bradley cooper, jay-z, tracy morgan,

ryan adams, esperanza spalding, public enemy, paul shaffer sitting in with the cletones. all of those people will be there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join us starting monday all week. the first guest is a talented actor, director, and writer with two of the most prized side burns in all of show business. he stars on one of the best shows on tv. watch "the leftovers" sundays at 9:00 on hbo. please welcome justin theroux! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look very handsome as always. >> likewise? you got married, congratulations. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it makes sense that you as the groom in a wedding would be asked about it repeatedly but do you have any idea how often people ask me about your wedding?

>> i have some idea. >> jimmy: every single conversation starts with that. because i was there. and i never say anything. i act as if i -- i won't even tell them what we ate. >> you can. >> jimmy: i am fort knox, i keep everything very quiet. >> why? >> jimmy: you wanted it private. >> we wanted it to be a private event. >> jimmy: you did a good job keeping it very private. there's only one little detail from the wedding that you america." wedding. [ laughter ] the one piece of information! that you let escape from this wedding! >> it's true, it's true. >> tell them! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i want people to know that you have a tender heart. >> jimmy: thank you, yes. yeah, some people have a different way of describing it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: true or false, i had to force you to have a bachelor party? >> not force me. >> jimmy: bully?

>> bullied me. >> jimmy: bullied, yeah. >> kept e-mailing me, dude, you've got to have a bachelor party. >> jimmy: i was going to have it with or without you. >> i know. i was shooting, he was going to come to austin, we'll do whatever you want, a vegas thing. i was working. i was like, i can't do it, i don't want a bachelor party. when i got to l.a. you're like, we're doing this the night before. so i said, great. you were very -- you said what do you want? this, like this? >> jimmy: balloons? >> i said, let's get the guys together, have some beers and really good food, and adam made great steaks -- >> jimmy: adam lang perry made steaks and it was the most g-rated -- >> i showed up at jimmy's house. and molly answered the door holding baby jane. >> jimmy: my wife and baby were at your bachelor party. >> i know. and then they were like, we're going to leave you guys alone, i'm going to put jane down. then basically they went upstairs to go to sleep. we were all having a quiet bachelor party. >> jimmy: it was a quiet bachelor party.

sleeping. >> jimmy: i don't want to mention names but billy crudup, the actor, actually fell asleep party. that's how wild it got. >> exactly. got so drunk. he got tired? he was just tired. >> jimmy: now that you're married, are you an easy person to live with? >> yes. i think i'm an easy person to live with. that i collect. there's certain things that i can have either -- that belong in my office or certain things in the the house. i have this collection when i moved to l.a. i brought a lot of it here that didn't necessarily jive with jen's style. >> jimmy: yeah. that's common, though. seems that nothing jives -- nothing of mine jives with my wife's style and it's being item machi eliminated. as the days go on. >> as the days go on. >> jimmy: what made it? what did you have that didn't make it? >> i had -- i used to collect odd medical curio.

things like dental instruments or teeth. teeth occasionally. >> jimmy: human teeth? >> human teeth. >> jimmy: how many of them did you have? >> actually, i'd gone and gotten a root canal from my dentist who will remain nameless. i said, i want the feet. teeth. it was not a root canal, wisdom teeth. she gave them to me and they're beautiful, look like pearls, have roots on them. >> jimmy: we've all seen teeth. >> i was going -- yeah, but not out of your own head. >> jimmy: true. it is weird. they should offer those to you. >> then i said to her/him, look, i would love -- can i get more of these? she'd slip me these little bags of teeth. there would be a biomedical warning. don't worry, i steamed them. i'd put them in a dish on the coffee table. >> jimmy: anybody thinks it's a mint and popped it? >> they reach over and get it close to their face, oh! that's not an altoid!

>> jimmy: that did not make it? >> that did not. >> jimmy: you brought something that did? >> i have a new thing that i'm obsessed with. i was on reddit or went to some k-hole and found there's a thing that exists called dental mannequins. >> jimmy: dental mannequins? >> they're meant for dentists who basically -- >> jimmy: who have clothing stores? >> you practice on dental mannequins. >> this is a real thing? >> this is the first one i bought. the first one of my collection. >> jimmy: this is in your home? >> it's in my home. >> jimmy: your wife is nicer than mine for sure. myself. >> jimmy: this looks like a rapper skull. this could be lil john's skull. you keep this in your office? >> yeah, and hopefully i'll accrue nine more. >> jimmy: yeah, you should get two of them, maybe they'll mate.

maybe you'll have a bunch of little things. >> i love it. >> that's a lovely item. i was going to get you one of these as a wedding gift -- >> now you know what to get. it's almost christmas. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we have a couple of special things prepared. i don't want to tip the audience off. just tun theroux is here. nights on hbo. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by columbia sportswear. gear that's tested tough in the pacific northwest. advertise your eyes! psupersize your lashes. hypnotize the guys! covergirl's super sizer mascara p with the amazing lash styler brush. it loads on. combs through. for dramatic volume. corner to corner. volumize. mesmerize. supersize your lashes. advertise your eyes! the super sizer. new from easy, breezy, beautiful. covergirl and try new intensify me! liner

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love that you guys moved and it's really been interesting and excellent. >> i think it's -- i'm not just saying this because that's the show i love -- i think it's a strong, strong, strong season. we've had -- and we just got the finale so i know the whole arc of the thing. it's gorgeous. >> jimmy: it's really, really, really good. i mean, i know people -- if you don't know what's going on there, but knowing what's going on there, knowing that it's happening next week, is very, very interesting to me. because we really don't know if you're completely off your rocker or not. we genuinely have no idea. >> you will find out if i am or am not. >> jimmy: are you going to take it easy now? >> i wish i could. just last friday i think we finish the finale, flew back to los angeles. but now with awards season coming i have to start basically sort of -- >> jimmy: the emmys? >> no, this is -- i'm hoping -- this year we're going for the -- >> jimmy: for "zoolander 2"?

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from duran duran. "scandal" fans made shocking guest's character. his name the not jake and he spy. and he's a man. watch him thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. he's welcome scott foley! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> very well, how are you? >> jimmy: doing well. family, kids? you have three kids? >> i have three kids. i'm tired. >> jimmy: the kids are young? >> yeah, i have a 5-year-old daughter and two sons, 3 and 11 months. >> jimmy: oh, boy. wow. >> that's a lot. there's a lot going on in my house. >> jimmy: do you find yourself in a situation where you are alone with all three of the children? i hadn't until -- it's funny. about two, three weeks ago my wife decided she'd had enough. >> jimmy: of you? >> of the whole kit and

she went on a girls' trip. live leaving me home alone with all three children. >> jimmy: the dreaded girls' trip. >> it's terrifying. a guys' trip, guy to work, >> jimmy: no nannies? >> no nannies. because i work, we have help during the week. kids. weekends. you're by yourself. it was a lot. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's something that happens, though, when men -- i go into a starbucks, right? i see a woman walk in, a mom walk in, with three kids. i'm like, god, i've got to go, this is going to take forever. a guy walks in with three kids? people take my kids. oh, you're a hero! it's amazing. >> really. oonchts are. >> it's amazing. the props i got with the neighborhood moms. i took the kids, there was a birthday party, i took them all. the fathers were like, god, what are you doing, you're killing us! >> jimmy: that's right. >> you're killing us! the moms are like, you're great! >> jimmy: there's a couple things. first of all, you're handsome.

>> oh, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: most people walk in with three kids, get your filthy kids away from me! >> i don't know. >> jimmy: also they probably are trying to shame their husbands kids. >> there's a lot of that. look how good he is, how come you can't do it? >> jimmy: right. >> then -- >> jimmy: then you're the rye. >> i was the guy, i'm never going there again. >> jimmy: you made the rounds, you don't need to be the guy again. >> i got something in the jar i can use whenever i want. >> jimmy: this is the current issue of "entertainment weekly." the 25th anniversary. >> jimmy: and you are -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are a specialist. i didn't realize until later. you're like a love triangle >> it's what i do. "scandal." >> ensembles and love triangles. >> jimmy: i know -- do you hang around with keri russell or whatever? >> kerry lives in new york.

photo shoot, first time i'd seen her fins the last day we shot on "felicity" 14 years ago. >> jimmy: so you're not close. >> we're close. we just don't see each other or talk, ever. >> jimmy: one of the best >> you can never screw it up. shooting this. it's amazing to be a part of a show that people still have font memories of. >> jimmy: you were like the w.b. teen show. was that a fun thing to be that guy? >> yeah. you know, i didn't know i was that guy. we shot the first season, which i think was 13 episodes. and it got some heat. and by the time we started promoting the second season, we were in new york at a dean and delucca doing a radio interview. at one point we turned around. outside the window were hundreds of teenage girls. and i thought, oh, god, what have i done? >> jimmy: what? >> and i thought, oh, god, this could be kind of cool!

>> jimmy: what did you think you might have done? idea. but life changes. you never know what you're going to run into. you always want to be on a show or want people to pay attention to what you do. strange feeling. but it was a good feeling. >> yeah, sure. after the photo shoot, how long did the photo shoot take in the whole thing? >> the photo shoot for this was a day, maybe. >> jimmy: a day. >> yes. >> jimmy: six hours? for this? >> believe it or not. >> jimmy: i could have got this done immediately. >> we're substantially older than in that. >> jimmy: afterwards you go, we've got to get together, that kind of thing? >> there wasn't any of that. >> jimmy: there wasn't. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that. >> no, good to see you. >> jimmy: tally ho. >> see you in 15 more years. >> jimmy: your old girlfriend on "scandal" is back with the president again. >> she is. >> jimmy: i don't know how much i should say.

so i will say that your ex, ex-wife? >> yes. we find out in the episode that airs tonight, or aired tonight, that jake is/was married to another b-613 agent. it was a great revelation for any character. one that i -- >> jimmy: you didn't know? >> i had no idea until we'd had the table read. you've got a wife! >> jimmy: and she said -- i saw she said, oh, jake is the name you're going by now? >> yeah, and i said -- her name was mia or something. name? >> jimmy: it was something else other than mia. >> alise. thank you so much. alise. mia maestro is the actress. >> jimmy: i see, okay. >> good lord. >> jimmy: do you know what your character -- what jake's real name is now? >> i have no idea. you know, the writers throw things at us. you sort of make it up as you go along. by have no idea. >> jimmy: you play a character whose name you do not know? >> fake name. >> jimmy: you don't know the real name? >> no idea.

>> jimmy: you're going to be directing an episode of "scandal." when are you doing that? >> the 15th or 16th episode of the season. >> jimmy: that's something you're excited about? >> it is, yeah. i've directed television before. and some other things. and this is something i'm looking forward to. it's a friendly casting crew. i think i'll have a lot of support. >> jimmy: you guys do this. some of the cast members direct. >> tony has directed numerous episodes. tony tony's been a feature and television director. it's nice to have someone who knows what they're doing. >> jimmy: when he directs the show is it different for you than when it's just a regular director? >> yeah, it can be. because we have a working relationship as actors, it can be different. but tony also -- because we're in this love triangle with keri, i wouldn't say any real competition but there's some -- we sort of joke around with each other. any time tony directs, say there's a kissing scene with keri, it's amazing how quickly we'll kiss and tony is like, cut, cut! just like that. however, when tony's directing

himself making out with ke. i? watch keri's face. he just lets that take go on and on and on. >> jimmy: there's nobody to yell "cut" when your tongue is down someone's throat. >> there's no real tongue. it's television kissing. >> there's no real tongue in television kissing? >> no, there's no -- maybe a little bit. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: scott foley, everybody. "scandal" thursday nights on abc. we'll be right back with duran duran! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. don't miss tonight's stream on yahoo! presented by mastercard featuring exclusive concerts from duran duran. go to yahoo.com/jimmykimmellive

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank justin theroux, scott foley and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time.

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