dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, albert brooks -- tony hale -- and music from kool & the gang -- with cleto and the cletones.

>> jimmy: welcome. thank you. welcome to the abc television -- do we have anybody from "the bachelor" in the house tonight? it's fun to watch people who are better looking than us. yesterday abc released the bios of the 28 women who will be competing for his love. 28 women in three different poses. now, here they are. pose number one, hands below the waist. pose number two, one hand on the hip. and the third pose, two hands on the hips. same way they made barbie dolls. they only have four points of articulation.

fool you. these women wish each other misery and death. this year there are two bartenders, two teachers, a pair of twins. i'm not sure if they're building a dating show or an arc. but the big name this year is a lauren, there's a lauren h., lauren b., another lauren b., and there's a laura. i really hope that laura and the four laurens make the final five, because the finale will be like who's on first. whenever a new bachelor harem is assembled. i like to go through their bios. this is tiara, named after the little crown they put on miss america's head. tiara's occupation is chicken enthusiast. i don't know. she runs the gravy gun at kfc? this is haley, occupation, twin.

because you really have to -- to get a job like that, you have to start very early on. one of haley's all-time favorite movies is, you can see, we bought a zoo. right. so she and her sister probably share a brain. identical twin sister emily is also on the show. how great would it be if ben sends one twin home, and then has to see the other one for the hometown visit. this is shushanna, that's not her real name. that just means you want your kid to be quiet. they're on the abc website. study them, and make your guess as to which of the 28 lucky ladies will be the one that bachelor ben almost marries, but doesn't. the most popular reality tv show in america right now is donald trump's campaign for president. you probably heard, donald trump yesterday proposed a, quote, total and complete shutdown of

and even though today just about every republican candidate and even the republican national committee has called him out on this, he's standing by it. although he did clarify his position. he said if you're a u.s. citizen who is a muslim, and plan on leaving the country to travel, you will be allowed to come back in. which is very generous. and nobody says thanks. by the way, that is -- there is more than 1 billion people, muslims that trump thinks we should keep. hotels? bush tweeted today trump is unhinged. marco rubio said the plan is offensive and outlandish. even former vice president dick cheney said the ban goes against everything we believe in. and this is a guy who shot one of his friends. he said this is compared, donald trump, to hitler. which is -- that's a little -- for one thing, hitler had a

so -- what, he didn't? last year this time, the big story was kim kardashian's picture on the cover of paper magazines. remember this picture. we made a snow blower out of it. that's your mommy. the reality star this year everyone's talking about is donald trump. let's go live now to hollywood boulevard to the donald trump snowblower for 2015. large donald head. let's fire that up. let's see what we've got going there. there you go. it's spewing. i like it. anyway, merry christmas, everyone. hey, i want to offer congratulations to lebron james.

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they have an opportunity to say, no, but they don't. it's a very straightforward procedure. we give them a document. they sign it. this time we tried -- we decided we wanted to try their patience. so this is for your amusement what people will go through just to be on tv. >> would you like to talk to american television for a little bit? this is a standard release that lets us use your likeness on television. that's your social security number you just gave me. before we can put you on tv, i just have some standard legal questions. we just have to go through. being a broadcast network, all obscenities are subject to a $500 fine from the fcc. please sign here to indicate you slip up. >> yeah, i absorb it. >> we can easily edit it out, but it would be easier to have you pay the fine. have you ever been convicted of theft? destruction of property? >> nope.

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and it is -- a flu shot. next up, is this kid on santa's lap? hold on. we'll go around individually and get all your votes. all right, it is santa's lap. very groovy santa. santa looks likes he could be on some rolling papers. here's another one. this is -- all right. you feel strongly this is a flu shot. and it is santa's lap. all right. our next unhappy child is -- this little boy or girl -- all right. well, you know what, there's no way to tell. that's what makes the game so great. and it is flu shot. yes. ooh, that one looks like it

next up, santa's lap or -- i'm going to go with santa, too, on that one. that looked very santa-y to me. oh, it is flu shot. okay. the desire to rise is very strong. next? oh. it's more of a stink eye she's giving. is this girl sad because of santa or the flu shot? and it is -- oh. i have seen that look from women so many times. all right. next we have this little girl. santa's lap or flu shot? flu shot you say? all right. it is -- yeah, flu shot.

this one is -- all right. let's see what it is. it's -- oh, okay. two for one. finally, santa's lap or flu shot? flu shot the audience says. and the photograph says it is santa's lap. thanks to our viewers for sending the photos of their screaming children. this really seems to me the smart thing to do is let santa give your kids the flu shot and get it all over with. this is alarming. new york state health officials are warning that christmas trees from the northeast this year might have deer ticks in them. that's right. this christmas, kids, santa's bringing lyme disease. apparently because of the warmer weather in the region this year. no need to panic. they say if you do find ticks in your trees, you should just try to think of them tiny little

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>> jimmy: tonight, from the new alvin and the chipmunks movie and veep on hbo, the very funny tony hale is with us. then later, they are soon to be inducted into the grammy hall of fame. they are too hot, too hot baby, kool and the gang from the samsung stage. tomorrow night, wanda sykes, formula one driver lewis hamilton and music from band of merrymakers. and thursday night, calista flockhart, chef adam perry lang, and music from run the jewels. so please join us for those shows.

of the funniest actors and greatest directors ever. his films include "broadcast news" and "defending your life." he's the guy who found nemo. next, he co-stars with will smith in the football drama "concussion." it opens in theaters december 25th, please welcome academy award nominee, albert brooks! [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> so, in the spirit of babe ruth -- >> jimmy: yes? >> you know, the famous story where he promised that little boy that was in the hospital, he would hit a home run. >> jimmy: yeah. >> tonight there is a little boy named brian who's in the hospital. >> jimmy: okay.

and i promised him, he knew i was doing your show, and i kill. so i don't want to make the audience feel responsible. [ cheers and applause ] you don't laugh, brian is as dead as a doornail. >> jimmy: a boy's life hangs in the balance here. >> sure. but there's no responsibility. >> jimmy: how old is brian? >> brian is 6. >> jimmy: 6 years old. >> it's amazing that he knows you or me. >> jimmy: it really is. >> it seems in his sickness, he's gotten wisdom. >> jimmy: he must be a mature little boy. how are you doing? >> why do you have the beard? >> jimmy: why do i have the beard?

no-fly list? >> jimmy: i'm not sure -- >> cut the beard off. >> no. >> jimmy: what is it that you don't like about it? >> it's not -- if you were going to pitch for the baltimore orioles, you're going to have the beard. >> jimmy: you think so? >> am i right? they sound like they like the beard. >> jimmy: i kind of agree with you. but i remember when i was a kid watching david letterman and he came back from vacation from a like. >> he felt like he was mining for ore. he comes back with a pick and a long white beard. beard. and halle berry was here, and she said she liked the beard. and that pretty much locked it in. [ cheers and applause ] >> but that's why you're sick. >> jimmy: you think that's why i'm sick? germs.

my beard. you may be right. it's a little filter i created for my face. >> that's right. >> jimmy: oh, boy. it's good to see you. when were you here last time? >> i don't know, four years ago. i actually was never going to come back. >> jimmy: what? >> i'll tell you why. >> jimmy: brian's coming to life! >> because. you had a band on the show i was on, this german punk band called ramshtine. and the entire audience was their fans. and i was talking to you and glanced out, and everyone was fierce. i mean, literally like one piercing went through the whole audience. there were more tattoos than i've ever seen.

swastikas, but i counted 30 upside-down xs. back in the '30s i used to open -- >> jimmy: who did you open for? >> when i was starting out, one particularly tough night, there was a wonderful band in the '70s, sly and the family stone. [ cheers and applause ] now, for those of you that don't know who sly and the family stone, their big hit was "i want to take you higher." if you're not singing about elevators, you know -- you're dealing with enhanced substances. >> jimmy: yes. >> but not just them. their audiences were loaded to the gills. >> jimmy: great. >> so i was in seattle. washington. opening for him. he was known at the time to miss many of his shows. and i don't think it was his fault. i think he thought he was there.

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i swear to god. i said, wait, is that another motel nearby? or is that the state? i wasn't great at geography, but isn't that 2,200 miles from here? so sly missed the plane. or he sat in something and thought it was a plane. and i went out there, and they -- i swear to god, jimmy, i got hit by a beer bottle the first 15 seconds. it cut my leg. and i'm yelling to these people, i'm going to leave! but he's not here anyway! and i'm going to go on television and tell everybody how horrible a place seattle is! 3,000 people on reds would go, oh, wait, we didn't know that. okay, we'll be good. >> jimmy: did you open for other bands, too? >> i opened for richie -- mostly for -- when i did that, i opened for neil diamond for a year. >> jimmy: was that better? >> once in a while you'll get a

! but they were pretty good. well? >> i don't think so. then? were you a drug guy? >> no, i sort of like didn't >> jimmy: i see. what about now? that's fun. by the way, i am not suggesting anybody ever take a drug of any kind. but let me tell you something that's really fun. i call it amazon ambien. here's what you do. you take a half an ambien, and you order late at night, like 20 little things on amazon to yourself. and you have them gift wrapped. now, amazon is doing something interesting. they have the very fastest shipping, which it always says, now! i don't want it now.

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in the old days, you would be warned against football for reasons like, you don't want to break your arm, or -- they never talked about the brain. so this guy, against everyone wanting him to do this -- >> jimmy: there was a lot of opposition to it. which is really insane when you evaluate it, when you think about it. >> not really. >> jimmy: from a human level, maybe not from a corporate level, but it does seem it's so wrong. >> these dangerous things must have been going on from the beginning. imagine gladiators, people probably had to say, jimmy, you're going to die. let me go out there anyway, the king is here. >> jimmy: they didn't have the agents and lawyers. >> i play dr. cyril wecht, who was a person that was the head coroner of allegheny county in pittsburgh. and he hired bennett amolu, and he encouraged him to basically -- this disease was

autopsy was done. and they didn't want to -- the first famous football player that died early was pittsburgh steeler named mike webster. and he came through the coroner's office, and they said, just bury him. you know, it's just an accident. and it started with him. because then amolu didn't think that a 38-year-old guy that had pulled all of his teeth out and reglued them with superglue was a normal thing. >> jimmy: it isn't a normal thing. >> no, no it's a real thing. >> jimmy: has the nfl in any way -- >> oh, they're thrilled. >> jimmy: because i noticed that you do use real footage from games -- >> i know. it was amazing. peter, the writer/director, was able to do that, because it's a real story, so it's not fictitious. if it's about a news story, you're allowed to do that.

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how are you doing? very good to see you. >> good. i'm good. this is a weird coincidence. i also have a friend brian in the hospital. >> jimmy: you do? how old is he? >> he's about 14. and i promised i would be funnier than albert brooks. >> jimmy: you did? [ cheers and applause ] >> so it's up to you. >> jimmy: well, i'm sorry, but i think your friend is going to die. >> this is not good. >> jimmy: since the last time i saw you, you won another emmy. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. it was an awesome, awesome night. >> jimmy: the second time is nowhere near as good as the first one, right? >> of course it is. if you get used to it, someone needs to pop you upside the head. >> jimmy: do you have someone to do that? >> to pop me? my wife does that. >> jimmy: are you going to work on a new season of "veep" yet?

seen the show, it's a fairly broad political satire about life inside the white house. >> yeah, yeah. she's in a position she should never be in, the president. what i love about it is, you know, a lot of people in d.c., actually, like it. because i think it shows a more of the behind the scenes picture of what might be going on. >> jimmy: is it representing any kind of -- it terrifies me to think that those things actually are happening in washington, >> you know, these people are in such pressure cookers for stress, because of the decisions they have to make. and you know they go behind the scenes and say, i don't know what to do. and freak out and scream at each other. so we show that. we don't see that in the media. >> jimmy: your character is actually a maniac. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a true lunatic -- you're a body man. >> clearly.

her bag, and everything she needs, i have it in the bag. i know everyone's name. and very disturbing co-dependent relationship with her. a lot of mom issues going on. but it's really -- >> jimmy: have you heard from the body man community in washington, d.c.? >> there's a whole conference. no, we -- i actually did this panel with reggie love, who was obama's body man. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. >> they just wanted to hear the contrast. and we had -- my character and him had nothing in common. the only thing we had in common is we both carried a bag, that was it. >> jimmy: what's in his bag? did he tell you? >> he had smart stuff. like her speech and all this kind of stuff. and i have her lipstick. you know, all that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: you did a great job. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: the alvin and the chipmunks movie. thank god they did a sequel, because they left us hanging. >> thank god!

>> jimmy: you're working with real animals in the show. >> well, the chipmunks aren't. they're a fake. but -- what if some kid out there is like, what? >> jimmy: he should be asleep right now. >> no, but there was some scenes where there's live animals. i've got really bad allergies. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> so i just doped up with all this allergy medicine. we were doing these scenes with all these live animals. i don't know if you ever worked with live animals. >> jimmy: when they're on the scared of them. >> it makes me a little nervous. it's funny, there's one time this monkey had to jump on my shoulder. and i had like a moment with monkey roles with like, are we good? you had in the back of your face? because you really don't know what's going to happen. >> jimmy: they think eyeballs are grapes, monkeys. they do not hesitate. >> in the back of your head, you're thinking, you're going to

>> jimmy: and i don't trust the handlers who always tell you, don't worry, this and that. i never believe any of that stuff. because what's going to -- >> they're animals. >> jimmy: they're animals. they don't care about the handlers. and every once in a while, if anything, they want to strike back. >> thank you. use me as the target. >> jimmy: it's a good thing we didn't have the conversation before the movie, or you wouldn't be in it. what about the chipmunks? they seem difficult. >> they are. >> jimmy: has your daughter seen the movie yet? >> because of the stuff i do, "veep" has some language. so this is the first thing she can actually see. i get a little nervous, because my daughter is a bit of a critic. >> jimmy: really? how old is she? >> she's 9 1/2. >> jimmy: okay. >> i recently did this little funny short with my friends. i was showing it to her. and i said, hey, what did you think, sweetie? she said, ah, you're trying too hard. i'm like, i'm sorry?

what's going on? >> jimmy: you're being bullied by your own child. >> she actually said it. >> jimmy: i'm glad the animals didn't kill you. and sorry about your troubles at home. it's very good to see you. tony hale, everybody! "alvin and the chipmunks, the road chip" opens in theaters december 18th. and we shall return with music from kool and >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. [barks] are those... you there... stormtroopers! halt! turn here. go go! follow them! bb-8! beep, beep! this way! where'd they go? they went that way!

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