themselves and their candidate? >> caller: well, i was listening to bill clinton tell his story tonight. and my mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets. i literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand -- >> all right, pete. pete, we're going to move on. >> jimmy: what happened to the chicken nuggets? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was he able to save them? well done, pete. as we've s passionate when speaking about the other side, we decided to conduct an examination of this. we went to the rnc last week and the dnc this week to ask republicans for their thoughts on democrats and democrats for their thoughts on republicans. and this is what they shared. >> describe democrats. >> gun control. handouts. debt.

just a general disdain for god and country, in my opinion. >> most of them want to give everything away. >> maybe brainwashed? >> i can't describe all democrats but it is my learned opinion that the democrat party is a crime syndicate, not a real political party. >> what are republicans like? >> people that don't have a clue. >> closed-minded. >> stuffy. >> they're mean. >> in some sense some of them are racists. >> i've yet to meet a the people i work with. with the party. or a homophobic republican. >> tell us your name. >> doris hurdle from jackson, tennessee. >> jackson, tennessee. you're the only 10 i see. >> i'm the only one? >> 10 i see. >> oh, okay. >> what are the worst things about democrats? >> well, they believe in all the wrong things. >> like? >> well -- you can marry anybody

another man or another woman or anything. and that's just against god's words, you know? and pretty soon i think they'll be -- i have so many friends that are -- that love their dogs and i think pretty soon they're going to be trying to marry their dogs. >> do an impression of democrats complaining about the issues. >> they whine. oh, trump said this, trump said that. >> do an impression of a republican talking about the is i'm right, you're wrong! >> i am for law and order! >> could you please pass me my rolex watches? >> it's going to be yuge! >> when you tie damsels to train tracks why do you leave before the train comes? >> it lends an air of mystery to the whole thing. >> complete this sentence. i wish republicans would stop blank and start blank.

blaming the rich. >> i wish they would stop trying to give everything away and start watching their pennies. >> let me ask you, is that all moustache or is some of that coming out of the nose? >> it should be all moustache. i got that walrus thing going on there. >> that might not be moustache. >> oh-oh. >> if you think about it, like a sailboat, the winds will blow the sail. the republicans are more the rudder. they're going to steer it over the course and go in the direction that you need to go to get the blowing with the prevailing winds. which one blows here? the republicans or the democrats? >> the democrats. >> would you say one nice thing about republicans for us? >> yes. they did not start world war ii. >> say one nice thing about democrats. >> soon they'll be gone. >> where are they going? >> do i have to answer that?

no more democrats. yay! >> you know, i believe every human being is a good human being. they are good at heart. >> even donald trump? >> uh -- no. not him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we know not everyone agrees. tonight music from the go-goes. from "ben hur," jack huston is here. be right back with andy garcia! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by chobani greek yogurt. you can only be great if you're full of goodness. go to chobani.com to learn more. [cuckoo cuckoo] people try to beat time... [scream] ...but time always wins. our greatest fear is running out of time. there's a bomb in the salsa can! we gotta get out of here! my phone's still charging! so if time is the most valuable thing there is, why would you waste more than you have to charging your phone?

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>> jimmy: hi, everybody. tonight, from the new re-make "ben-hur," mr. hur himself, jack huston is here. then, this is their album of greatest hits. they are about to embark on what their farewell tour, the go-goes from the samsung outdoor stage. you can to that starting tuesday at the capitol theater in clearwater, florida. tomorrow night, greg kinnear, dana white from the ufc, and

oscar-nominated actor whom you know from too many memorable movies to mention. believe me, i've tried, it's too many. sunday nights on hbo, he faces off with dwayne johnson on a show called "ballers." >> you need to get sizzle back where he belongs then get back to business as usual. okay? >> no. >> if you think it was easy for you to dig some [ bleep ] up on me, how easy do you think it's going to be for me to dig up some [ bleep ] about your partner joe? nd you, my friend. yeah? i'm too big to fail. you just entered a world of hurt. shame on you. >> jimmy: please welcome andy garcia!

>> jimmy: how are you? you look good with the beard and without the beard. was the beard a prop? >> i was going to say the same thing about you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> although i hear there's a lot of ladies saying you look very sexy with the weird. >> jimmy: that's what they tell you. no one says it to my face. my wife likes the beard. did your wife like your -- >> no, she didn't. >> jimmy: it had to go, right? >> well, you know. it was a long, hot >> jimmy: yeah. you know, i was thinking of having a beard made out of mink. [ laughter ] i don't know where i would get a mink -- oh, wait -- [ cheers and applause ] there's a very nice lady here, her mother passed away and she had her made into a bear. "ballers" is shot in miami, your hometown?

though. >> jimmy: you have friends there and the whole deal? >> i have tons of friends in miami. >> jimmy: childhood trends? >> i have childhood friends there. >> jimmy: that you keep in touch myth? >> some. [ laughter ] >> those who survived. >> jimmy: those who survived, remain? >> those who are allowed to communicate outside of their cell. [ laughter ] no, i do have a lot of -- >> jimmy: who's your number one childhood friend in miami? who pops to mind? >> well, my oldest friend i still communicate is a young -- zoom zoom zami. >> jimmy: zoom zoom is his name? oh, that's great. why do they call him that? >> you'd have to ask zoom zoom. if he would tell you he'd have to kill you, it's one of those things. >> does anybody call him zoom for short?

[ laughter ] >> bring the lights down real low. i'm going to do an interpretive dance. no, you know, he's a free spirit. >> jimmy: he is. >> free spirit. you know. you might run into him while you're doing your man on the street on hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: is that right. were you similarly a free spirit growing up there in miami? because when i think of miami, i think of like supermodels and celebrities and people that look good with no when we came from cuba. i was in miami in the '60s. the beatles came by and played. it was quieter then. it was kind of a little bit of a lull from the '50s to when sort of like the restoration of the miami beach today and the art deco and all that. >> jimmy: the scene that goes on there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you speak english when you came over? >> no, no english. >> jimmy: was that hard for you as a 5-year-old? >> i picked it up pretty quick. you know. it was a little bit of a

preschool, but someone would say, would you like to borrow my crayon? then you'd punch him in the face because you didn't know what he was saying. just in case, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it could be a weapon he's brandishing. the burnt sienna, you don't know what that is. >> once i understood, i was good. >> jimmy: you stopped punching people for offering you crayons, it got me into s.a.g. >> jimmy: what did? >> punching people in the face. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the guild. >> jimmy: and you have to get a job before you can get into s.a.g. but you can't have a job unless you're in s.a.g. it's a weird thing that happens. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems to work out okay. >> like running for president, you know. >> jimmy: what did you do before then? what were you doing for work as a teenager, a young man in miami? >> oh, well -- wow. we used to collect bottles on the beach. empty coke bottles. glass bottles. >> recycling? >> recycling.

they'd give you nickels and dimes depending on the size. i worked in hotels. picking up cigarettes. in the pool. my brother worked for a character named murf the surf who was notorious. he was a notorious jewel thief. >> jimmy: what? >> you can google him. >> jimmy: murf the surf was a jewel thief? >> he had a long run, so it wasn't like -- he got caught, went to jail. >> jimmy: wow. >> and he owned a lot of the surfing to miami. >> jimmy: what did your brother do for him? >> he was the pool boy. he was in junior high. go over before school, throw out all the cushions and then after school go and attend to the guests. you know, pick up all the cushions. >> jimmy: clean everything up. >> on the weekends he would let me go and i'd pick up the cigarettes to go swimming in these extraordinary pools at those hotels. >> did you ever make love to the women lounging by those pools? >> only in my mind.

>> oh, i tried. >> jimmy: your costar in "ballers." is he somebody that you knew before? >> i didn't make love to dwayne johnson. >> jimmy: me neither. >> serious guy. >> jimmy: i'm on the list, but -- yeah. >> what number are you? >> jimmy: i'm 14. >> you're ahead. >> jimmy: did you know him beforehand? >> i met him once at a wrestling match. i took my son and he was very gracious. i met him afterwards. he's not only a wonderful actor but the classiest y. nicest -- nicers guys. i don't know if he's hiding some terrible secret. like he's -- but he seems to be very nice. >> aren't we all, jimmy? >> jimmy: is it more fun playing the bad guy? >> sure, of course. always. >> jimmy: is it always more fun? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i guess it would be more fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's just kind of sitting there looking at you. >> even sitting down he towers over you. >> jimmy: he's a monster of a man. >> he really is. >> jimmy: does he make you feel

>> no, because he's brown it's and avocado. >> jimmy: that's true. he has to suffer for that beauty. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you play a lot of golf. have you ever played golf with donald trump? >> no. >> jimmy: you've never played with him? >> no. >> jimmy: wow. i figured you must have. >> i've never played at one of his courses. >> never played on one of his courses, wow, how about that. you got off the hook easy on that. [ laughter ] i had 700 follow-up questions if you had. >> oh, by the >> jimmy: oh, jesus. [ cheers and applause ] >> i met mary magdalene, she slipped this -- >> jimmy: oh, she did. a little inside joke. andy garcia, everybody. see him in "ballers" airs sundays at 10:00pm on hbo. we'll be right back.

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