>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- billy crystal. from "how to get away with murder," alfred enoch. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from jeezy featuring french montana. now, stay right where you are. here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of this ho

very special holiday. today is national unfriend day, ak a aka nud. we started back in 2010. we try to encourage those of you on facebook to decide which of your facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who don't make the cut. my mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word "friend," which has been in is the social media equivalent of cleaning out your fridge. that guy who sat behind you in freshman biology class who keeps posting about his 5-k, he's a container of old beans. throw him out today. that woman from accounting who posted 30 pictures the of her bird today, she's a tub of cream cheese that has green forming on

co-worker, neighbor, every lady from church who you don't know who has ever annoyed you. i won't be happy until you log into facebook and see a blank white screen, and that's the goal. today is not the day to make friends. [ applause ] not only is today not the day to make friend, i don't even want you to watch the show "friends" today. today is the day to unfriend. you don't are to stop at facebook. feel free to unfriend people in real life, too. you can are actually friends with. just imagine the next time you see one of your friend, you'll actually have something to talk about. you'll be surprised by her new haircut or her relationship status will be unknown. maybe you'll even want the see photos of her vacation. probably not. but maybe. give it a try. i ask people on my facebook page today to tell me who they're unfriending and why they will be unfriending them. and we got a lot of responses. thousands of them. and like this one from can deed

toes, yuck. that's a classic. start with them. [ laughter ] anybody who has ever done that. from destin, i'm unfriending my mom because every time i post something i get a phone call asking what it means. mom is out. i'll be unfriending all of those who show off what their husband and boyfriend bought them and start their post like shout out to this amazing guy that just bought me this new purse. like stfu. stfu. guillermo, you know what that >> no. >> jimmy: all right. this is from rick. let's delete all friends that start a status with that moment when. definitely. mark writes anybody who uses term butthurt, #fmattdamon. unfriend people who like pineapple pizza.

not even joking. if your friends are dead, unfriend them, too. go on your phone right now and do it. nud it up tonight. you'll be happy you did. while on the topic of social media, a new thing that's spreading quickly. if you haven't heard of it yet, you'll have heard of it tomorrow. the trump is coming challenge. all you do is neek sneak up on group of people and yell, trump is coming. >> trumps >> trump is coming! >> trump is coming! >> jimmy: it's very simple. melania does the same thing when she hears him coming home at night. donald trump today had his first official meeting with a foreign leader as president-elect. he met with japanese prime minister shinzo abe in new york.

trump asked the prim if he could teach him how to do the crane kick from "karate kid." this is interesting, a top adviser to the prime minister of japan did an interview with reuters. i've been meeting with very distinguished senators and congressmen and they unanimously told me that we don't are to take each word that mr. trump said publicly literally. they said that unanimously? unanimously they said pay no the united states -- like he's a drunk uncle making a toast at a wedding. [ applause ] what our president says as kind of a riddle that no one can ever solve. [ laughter ] meanwhile, washington, d.c., the vice president joe biden had lunch with vp-elect mike pence. their spouses were with them. after ward reporters shouted questions at them from across the street. >> are you smiling right now

pence? >> no, i'm not. look, is he going to block you there? >> are you worried he will find out you don't like him? he can probably hear you. >> no, i'm not worried about it. >> finally some honesty in washington. mike pence is very busy right now leading the trump transition team. they have to hire a lot of people in a short period of time. and there were a couple of surprising names on the list. one of those is former texas governor rick perry who is reportedly being especially amusing to those who remember this, as you may recall during the 2012 campaign. he famously forgot the department of energy during a debate. >> you can't name the third one? >> the third agency of government, i would do away with education, the -- commerce and, let's see. i can't.

oops. >> jimmy: so not only did he forget the department of energy he forget it in a list of departments he would want to eliminate. in other words, he's being considered to run an agency he does not believe should exist. it's like putting voldemort in charge of hogwarts. [ applause ] but it does happen, don't be surprised if he does get the job. no american has ever served as energy secretary in same year he or she "dancing with the stars." the other guy i can't believe is being considered is mitt romney who is meeting with donald trump this weekend reportedly to talk about becoming secretary of state. mitt romney didn't even vote for donald trump. he came on our show once specifically to tell people not to vote for donald trump, and now he's meeting with him about a cabinet position. he's planning to wear his most apologetic dockers, from what i understand. [ laughter ] remember they said trump is

so he could offer them all jobs afterwards. maybe trump is just screwing with them. maybe he just wants them to come to the office and say, mitt, you're fired. fired from what? doesn't matter. get lost. [ applause ] meanwhile, hillary clinton was in our nation's capital last night. she was honored and she confessed there were times in the past house again. that's where bill stepped in and said, oh, yes, she will. at the end of the speech, clinton said america is still the greatest country in the world and then she got on a plane and flew to sweden where she will live out her remaining days on earth. donald trump -- it was report today that donald trump is planning a victory tour of the states he won. he's planning on holding a series of rallies starting some time after thanksgiving. maybe this is where he reveals

[ laughter ] he wants to make sure to tell people in person so he can see the look on their faces. this country is in a state of uncertainty. and i for one the future. in fact i've already been to the future. you will see me on late night television doing the commercials that you only see on late night television. tom selleck does the reverse mortgage commercials. we'll need a newom >> the following is a paid advertisement for transcontinental fidelity. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel, host of amazing celebrity swimming pools. if you're like most people, you're worried about your financial security. but what if i were to tell you there's a way to guarantee a steady source of income with no money down, no collateral and no debt? sounds too good to be true, right? well, that's what i thought until i found out about the

>> reverse, reverse mortgage? >> jimmy: yes, the reverse reverse mortgage. the concept the simple. transcontinental pays you a fixed monthly income for life. no strings attached. use it for whatever you like. then, after your death, your children will receive a bill for the total amount plus fees and interest. >> sounds great. what's the catch? >> jimmy: for you there is no catch. you're tapping into your kids's future earnings, money that, t's won't even want. >> i used my reverse reverse mortgage to pay for my cataract surgery and i got a boob job. thank you, transcontinental fidelity. >> jimmy: it's just that simple. >> what if my kids find out? >> jimmy: who's going to tell them? you? >> to sign up for your reverse reverse mortgage call the number on your screen. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. when we come back, a dynasty is

and this week unnecessary censorship, too. (cheering on tv) you may write me down in history, with your bitter, twisted lies. you may trod me in the very dirt, but still like dust, i rise. you can shoot me with your words... you can cut me with your lies... ness. but still, like air...

this weekend at kohl's it's time to get ready for the holidays so deck the halls dress to impress for the school concert then hurry home to cozy up for a family movie night. at kohl's, friends and family save a little more with an extra 20% off so you can give a little more this holiday. kohl's. ? sing girl, come on. sorry, ariana you gotta go. seriously? verizon limits me and i gotta get home. you're gonna choose navigation over me? maps get up here. umm... that way. girl! you better get on t-mobile! why pay more for data limits? introducing t-mobile one, unlimited data for everyone. get four lines just $35 a month.

the one for an adventurer. the one she's been eyeing all year. ? ?happiness is? ?happiness is? ?different things to different people? ?different things to different people? [gasp] the gift they're waiting for is waiting on ebay. ?that's what happiness is? new, unique, and everything in between. find it. add it. get it fast. ? (laughs..) here it is. ? hey dad! ? wishes do come true. the lincoln wish list sales event is on. get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down

cc1 test message [ cheers and applause ] crystal. music from jeezy featuring french montana is on the way. yesterday "forbes" released their list of the highest paid reality tv stars. i think they do this just to make us mad. the top spot goes to kim kardashian west who took home $51 million this year. not only that, the kardashian jenners as a group made a combined $122 million this year. just in case you were wondering

[ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, the second richest reality show family, the robertsons of duck dynasty have announced that this upcoming season will be the last of duck dynasty. i guess it will be too hard for them to keep doing the show once donald trump appoints them all to the supreme court. duck dynasty, it's surprising because just a couple of years ago this show was a huge hit. at one time one of biggest shows on television, but their core audience dipped when phil robertson, the patriarch ofhe woman. and it turned some people off. so this will be it. maybe i'm confusing it with another show. i don't know. [ laughter ] it's hard to believe that a show about a family that makes expensive kazoos won't be back for a 12th season. by the way, i'm not great at math, but duck dines ay has been on for 11 seasons, they've done 14 seasons a year?

[ laughter ] [ applause ] no survivors. okay. back to our program tonight. i didn't mean to get off track. national unfriend day. we received many, many facebook messages from people sharing their courageous stories. amy told us i'm already down to 66 people. i don't know if i can afford to unfriend anyone else. you know what, amy, you have to ask yourself this question, can you afford not to unfriend anyone else? please, give us just six more. this is from sounds like an acid reflux medication. i'm unfriending people who lie about how awesome their spouse is every five minutes. i don't trust people like that. i don't either. ricky says one guy every year, one guy does a daily birthday countdown two months before his birthday. okay. unless that guy's name is jesus, he is unfriended. [ applause ] this is from heather.

she's always having conversations under my post and answering questions that are directed to me. good. your mother isn't your friend. rebecca writes unfriending my kids because, frankly, they don't need to know which glass of wine i'm on. go talk to your snapchat, instagram friends. that's right, punks. finally i'll be deleting my landlord. the jerk keeps posting lease violations on my profile. right. good, yes, unfriend your landlord. unfriend everyone. drain the s [ applause ] you know, national unfriend day is a day of empowerment but also a day of reflection. what that said it's time to take a look at all the facebook faces who are no longer our friends as of today. ?

together ? ? like when you said you felt so happy you could die ? ? you were right for me ? ? but felt to lonely in your company ? ? but that was love and it's an ache i still remember ? ? you didn't have to cut me out ? ? make out like happened and that we were nothing ? ? i don't even need your love ? ? now you're just somebody that i used to know ? ? somebody ? ? i used to know ? ? somebody ? ? now you're just somebody that i used to know ? ? somebody ? ? i used to know ? ? somebody ? ? now you're just somebody that i used to know ?

never mind. good-bye all. and good riddance to you. all right. it is thursday night, oh, yeah, there's a lot of uncertainty in this country right now. but one custom i'd rather uphold is our weekly tradition of bleeping and blurring the big television moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] >> at the same time my father if he needs to be a [ bleep ] he can be a [ bleep ] and i think this country quite a [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. [ bleep ] you. >> there will also be no [ bleep ] tonight. at least not by me. i don't know about usher. >> college graduates are drowning in [ bleep ]. >> we couldn't keep our eyes off katy perry's [ bleep ]. >> what's on your mind right now? what's going through it? >> is football not the greatest

riley and -- i'm right in between them. >> happy thanksgiving my friend. >> what the [ bleep ]? >> i love black [ bleep ]. i love it. >> a lot of people do. >> can you imagine [ bleep ] a wild tiger inside your family home? >> forget the hair falling out. how does your [ bleep ] not fall off? i don't get it. >> my name is sponge bob squarepants. i work at a restaurant. good at it. >> jimmy: we have music from jeezy and french montana. from "how to get away with murder," alfred enoch is here. i'll be right back with billy crystal. [ cheers and applause ] are we on? ahem.

kitchenaid mixer from monday's 20% off kitchen is here too! and it looks like the rumors are true. pizza brought another pizza for wednesday's buy one get one free pizza deal! so hot! and what are these surprise deals? well, stick around because they are sweet. ? simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. simulation complete. the new nissan rogue. rogue one: a star wars story.

>> jimmy: speaking of bad mustaches, cleto, what's going on? >> cleto: that's november.

? (laughs..) here it is. ? ? hey dad! ? wishes do come true. the lincoln wish list sales event is on. get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down

not getting your best sleep? could be you've got the wrong bed. enter sleep number... she likes the bed soft. he's more hardcore. you can both adjust the bed for the best sleep of your life. save $500 on the queen cse mattress with sleepiq technology. hurry, ends sunday. know better sleep with sleep number. >> jimmy: become back to show. the big surprise casualty from "how to get away with murder," alfred enoch is here. he was the one under the sheet. i didn't think he would be, but he is. then this album is called "trap or die 3." jeezy with french montana from

i did a little bit of research today. turns out french mont is is not hannah montana's brother as i was told. next week before we head off to fight with our families, we'll be joined by shia labeouf, anna camp, and we'll have music from green day. and tuesday night our second annual red special to raise awareness for the fight against aids, live in-studio with bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, dj khaled, neil patrick harris, halsey, and the killers, too. that is tuesday night. cause. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is an emmy and tony award winner and nine-time oscar host with a new comedy tour called "spend the night with billy crystal" starting january 21st at the arsht center in miami. please welcome the billy against all others -- i [ bleep ] that up. the word arsht just sent me on a --

you think i'd be better at this by now. >> you had a little tongue twist. >> jimmy: i did. arsht really got me. >> it sounds like a jewish soup. doesn't it? have you or i have a pain in my arsht. >> jimmy: i care for the borscht. >> if i could unfriend somebody -- >> jimmy: who would it be? >> rudy giuliani. every shot of him on the campaign was this. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're 100% right. >> i don't know what happened to

but he got nuts. >> jimmy: he seems like he got really, really mad at some point. >> yeah. there may be some rottweiler blood in his past. if you do that dna test, maybe -- >> jimmy: i do want to ask you about a photograph. now, giuliani is in this photograph. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: we have rudy there. he kind of has that look but a happy version of it on his face. donald trump. >> who? oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: michael bloomberg. president clinton, i assume you're playing golf together or it's a weird costume party. [ laughter ] >> this was when trump was a democrat and pro life and for the war. >> jimmy: what happened during that round of golf? >> i don't know. it was a big charity function that joe does every year. and mr. trump used to -- president-elect trump -- i

no, no. listen, sincerely, we have to -- we all -- we're in this together. and we all have to do the best. we are americans. we have to do the best we can. and we will because that's who we are. >> jimmy: and what choice do we have anyway? >> yeah. and i -- i just really don't want to -- i don't want to. this is scary. >> jimmy: did you play against him? >> yes, no, we played we were a fivesome, which sounds terrible. but it was a fantastic fivesome. it was an amazing fivesome. a very smooth fivesome. and it's right near where president clinton lives in chappaqua. so he knows the golf course perfectly. so the three of us were together. joe torre and i and president clinton for the round. as soon as we start at the first tee, president clinton knows the course and he starts telling us,

lay up, hit a 3 wood. that's what you want to do here. every hole. now, what you want to do here, what you want to do here. by the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter. [ laughter ] what you got to do here, what you got to do, what you got to do here. so now we finish the first nine, and we're all of us a certain age, so we're in the men's room at the turn. >> jimmy: right. >> it's me and joe and and i start behind him saying, what you want to do here -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] is just relax, joe, because you know, elvis died straining his stool. i don't know if you knew that. in the middle of this, clinton walks in. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: uh-oh. >> and it was like you know when you're in high school and you're smoking a cigarette and the teacher came in and you hear that sound.

i don't think he heard me but the next week i was audited. so something may have happened. >> jimmy: you are about to start another comedy tour. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're starting it in miami. i butcher the name of the venue. but how do you decide where you're going to go when you pick 30 city, how do you pick the cities? >> well, warm. >> jimmy: based on -- >> it's january. >> jimmy: climate? >> so, yeah, i'm not going to be in the middle of south dakota in january. so we picked florida to start. >> because it's a key state. >> jimmy: it's a swing state. >> it could determine the whole tour. [ laughter ] and i had toured there with 700 sundays. i had big success in palm beach. we'll do sarasota and clearwater. >> jimmy: will this be a traditional stand-up show? >> no, it's sort of like this. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i did it in australia in

it was unbelievable satisfying. >> jimmy: wow, six weeks in australia. >> yeah, they're phenomenal audiences. just the greatest. >> jimmy: how are they different than american audiences? >> they listen. they don't use cell phones. >> jimmy: for real? >> not once, not once in the six cities we were in three or four shows in each city was there a cell phone, that silly glow on somebody's face when you know they're not listening to you. jimmy, it was so great. i've done two years on broadway and have been intru things. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> when i'm doing my show, i'm on stage and this woman in the third row is just -- you know, not even looking at me. so i start playing the show to her. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> everything just to her. and then she takes a call. and now she's on the phone. i'm looking at her. and she goes, i have to get awe, he -- off, he's looking at me. and in west palm beach where we're going to be there's a red light going on in the back of

show, someone's videotaping the show. it throws you off. i go to the stage manager, i go somebody back of the house is taping the show. so get him and find out what it is. so i'm in my dressing room. a cop comes down with stage manager. was i right? did you get him? no, it's his life support system. [ laughter ] he's in bad shape, though, he's in a wheelchair. but he's [ laughter ] true story. so i said, can't you put some tape over the red light? so i don't see it? he said, no, no, then the nurse will think he's dead. we got to keep -- >> jimmy: billy crystal is here. more of billy when we come back. [ applause ] [vo] how to go live if you're not outdoorsy, but sometimes you find yourself outdoors. sure, you're inside right now

id i get up here? well next time that happens just pull out your phone. open facebook, hit this, and go live. tell everyone where you are then maybe do a little spin to show off the view cuz you're outdoors. and now your friends are too

want a feast fit for the season? at red lobster's holiday seafood celebration nothing says "treat yourself" like any of these indulgent new dishes. so try the new grand seafood feast with tender shrimp, a decadent crab cake, and a lobster tail topped with white wine butter. or the new wild-caught lobster & shrimp trio crispy and garlic grilled red shrimp, and a lobster tail with creamy lobster mac-and-cheese? you wanted a feast, you got it. feasts like these make the holidays the holidays, so come try one before it ends. ? ? is that coffee? yea, it's nespresso. i want in. ? ? you're ready. ? ?

nespresso. what else? my belly pain and constipation? they keep telling me "drink more water." "exercise more." i know that. "try laxatives..." i know. believe me. it's like i've. tried. everything! my chronic constipation keeps coming back. i know that. tell me something i don't know. (vo) linzess works differently from laxatives. linzess treats adults with ibs with constipation, an help relieve your belly pain, and lets you have more frequent and complete bowel movements that are easier to pass. do not give linzess to children under 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to 17. it may harm them. don't take linzess if you have a bowel blockage. get immediate help if you develop unusual or severe stomach pain, especially with bloody or black stools. the most common side effect is diarrhea, sometimes severe. if it's severe stop taking linzess and call your doctor right away.

proactively with linzess. ? ? ? ? how else do you think he gets around so fast? take the reins this holiday and get the mercedes-benz you've always wanted during the winter event. 29 a month

cc1 test message cc1 test message >> jimmy: we are back with billy crystal. [ cheers and applause ] he's about to begin a tour called spend the night with billy crystal that kicks off january 21st in miami, florida. you said it's going to be a talk show type of thing. but who will you be talking to? >> the first night will be the

>> jimmy: oh, she's great. >> she's great. and she's funny and smart. and i'm thrilled. the show is very loose. she takes me through moments in my life, my career. it's very improvised and funny. i stand and i'm up on my feet about 85, 90% of the time. but the audiences in australia found that they liked it better than a concert, typical concert show because it was more intimate. they felt like they were sitting at a table. >> jimmy: with the co >> jimmy: funny for bonnie after night 25 of interviewing you. do you have any questions for me? >> we go back and forth. >> jimmy: you do? >> it will be great. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this amazing photograph. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: this was taken where? >> in syd at sydney at a chines restaurant called the golden century. this is not a friend of mine. [ laughter ]

got the eat who? >> well, i left that up to him. you know, they fish in waters off, you know, down in new zealand. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so everything's big. >> jimmy: everything's big and deadly. >> oh, there's incredible scary things there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they have nine of the most venomous snakes and the most lethal might be rupert murdoch. [ laughter ] so it's a scary we were in every city there. and they were great audiences and the food is amazing. >> jimmy: sounds like you're ready to move to australia. >> it was really weird because i was there during the conventions. >> jimmy: oh, you were? so was everyone asking you what's going on? >> what's happening there, what's going on there? and then, you know, they saw coverage of open carry, people with guns. >> jimmy: they don't do that

place had that besides us, it would be australia. >> they're the most peaceful loving people. >> jimmy: they have so many snakes, they should be carrying guns. >> but they also have mandatory voting. you have to vote. we had 46% of our population did not vote. >> jimmy: i know. it's terrible. but it was great. so i started -- i have a little cold. sometimes you stumble into funny things. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. i woke up this morning and i was really nasal. i had an early phone call 6:30 in the morning. when i got on the phone, i said, i sound like david gergen. this would be the oddest imitation of all time. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> but i saw him for months on cnn. he's probably the smartest of all people who cover everything. hillary clinton has to make up her mind [ laughter ] i mean, she has to make that speech of her life tonight. i believe that she will do that. secretary clinton is a very

time of her life. >> jimmy: that's good. that's very good. [ cheers and applause ] >> now, only about 800 people got it, but they loved it. >> then i bit my lip this morning. i was talking out the side of my mouth. oh, my god, i sound like david axelrod. and i'm not coming out and being like david frey or anything. but the democrats need a consensus of who they want to be. >> jimmy: that's very good, yeah. i feel like i'm >> i'm done. that's it. >> jimmy: what are you doing for thanksgiving? >> they're all coming. >> jimmy: the whole family's coming? >> yeah. 30 of them. >> jimmy: 30 of them. will you cook? >> yeah, we do everything. we make the key things. >> jimmy: do you personally make any of the key things, like the turkey? >> no. i carve. >> jimmy: you carve? that's important. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you a good carver? >> yes, i'm a very good carver. >> jimmy: what's your strategy when you carve the turkey? >> anything goes. >> jimmy: no, we have to talk.

vertically cut the breast out or if you're donald trump you just grab the breast because you can. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the tour starts january 21st in miami, florida. we'll be right back with alfred enoch. look how big my hands are. rawr. yeah. ooh. how much am i making for this again? hundred k. win or lose. total cake walk. ooh oooooooh! her last opponent is still in a coma. what? i should go walk my cats. for your life. isn't there an easier way to make a hundred k? sure. old navy's giving away a hundred k everyday through black friday. plus right now it's 40% off your entire purchase. 40% off!?! you keep in touch with me, girl. i'm going to old navy. ahh! it's 40% off your entire purchase right now.

is depression more than sadness? ? it's a tangle of multiple symptoms. ? ? trintellix (vortioxetine) is a prescription medicine for depression. trintellix may start to untangle or help improve the multiple symptoms of depression. for me, trintellix made a difference. if your depression worsens, or you have unusual changes in mood, behavior or thoughts of suicide. antidepressants can increase these in children, teens, and young adults. trintellix has not been studied in children. do not take with maois. tell your healthcare professional about your medications, including migraine, psychiatric and depression medications to avoid a potentially life-threatening condition. increased risk of bleeding or bruising may occur especially if taken with nsaid pain relievers, aspirin, or blood thinners. manic episodes or vision problems

are nausea, constipation and vomiting. trintellix did not have significant impact on weight. ask your healthcare professional if trintellix could make a difference for you. ?take a good look around.? wait... ?take a good look around...? ?and if you're looking down, put a little love in your heart.? gotta start limberin' up. here we go.

? put a little love in your heart. ? ? and the world... ? ? bum, bum, bum. ? ? ...will be a better place... ? ? and the world... ? ? bum, bum, bum. ? ? ...will be a better place... ? ? ...for you... ? ? ...for you... ? ? ...and me... ? ? ...and me... ? ? ...you just wait... ? ? ...and see. ? oh, yeah. ? put a little... ? ? ...love in your heart. ? ? in your heart. ? ? in your heart. ? ? in your heart. ? ? in your heart. ? ? in your heart. ? ? in your heart. ? (avo) from make-a-wish and the aspca to meals on wheels and the national parks, the subaru share the love event is happening now and will have given ninety million dollars

we live in a pick and choose world. love or like? naughty or nice? calm or bright? but at bedtime why settle for this? enter sleep number. don't miss the semi-annual sale, going on now. sleepiq technology tells you how you slept and what adjustments you can make. she likes the bed soft. he's more hardcore. so your sleep goes from good to great to wow!

hurry, ends sunday. know better sleep with sleep number. jeezy and french montana. earlier tonight our next guest was found dead under a sheet on tv. he has made a miraculous recovery to be here tonight. from "how to get away with murder," please welcome the newly unemployed alfred enoch. i have to tell you, you know, they kept me in the dark as to who our guest would be tonight. >> really? >> jimmy: today they told me it would be you. i can't believe you're the one they killed on the show. were you shocked by that? >> i was a about it, yeah.

that's part of it. >> jimmy: now i'm just remembering that you're english. you are. >> this is nice. i get to be honest now. >> jimmy: do you pretend to be an american? >> all the time. i go deep under cover. >> jimmy: besides the shows you mean? >> besides the show. >> jimmy: where do you do this? >> even when i went back to england. it was strange. >> jimmy: why would you do that? >> i was only back for two weeks. i he because i'm not very good at it. >> jimmy: you can refresh. >> and then it's gone. >> jimmy: i remember being very surprised when i met you and you spoke like this. >> that's great. i fooled a nice australian lady last time i was back. i was with my girlfriend in cornwall. and there was this australian lady sitting a couple of seats away who lent over and said, i think we're the other than foreigners in here.

>> jimmy: so the fact that you're a compulsive liar the reason they killed you on the show? do you think that had anything to do with it? >> it made my continued employment unsustainable. >> jimmy: how do they tell you and how do they handle it? >> it was bizarre, right? because we knew someone was going to die from the beginning of the season. we're all hypothesizing who is it going to be, who will survive and who is not going to survive. and asia very nicely -- well, not very nicely as i tried to convince me it couldn't possibly be wes. no, no, for this reason it couldn't be him. oh, great, so i'm safe. then i got a call from pete nowak, the chair runner's assistant, could you come in and meet pete? oh, okay. that was in the a normal occurrence. she sounded a bit sad on the voice mail. >> jimmy: then did pete come right out with it or how does he tell you? >> not at all.

>> jimmy: you said that to pete? >> no, no, i said i didn't. i thought that would be forcing issue. >> jimmy: got you, yes. >> trying to be a good employee in case he changes his minded. hi, pete, how is it going? put a smile on. >> jimmy: pete, just put a down payment on the house. so excited, really, you know? . that's the kind of thing where were you when i needed you? >> jimmy: was pete upset? was h you? >> he was. it took about 15 minutes until we got to it. all that time i was thinking, you're not making this easy for yourself, pete. just rip off the band-aid. >> jimmy: yeah, right. just come out with it. >> just come out with it. >> jimmy: after he told you, did you go right out and tell the rest of the cast? >> i did. >> jimmy: don't worry, you guys are all okay. >> good news, everyone. you're safe. it's me. i took the fall. >> jimmy: like "project runway"

show. because every week you find out someone is safe or seems to be safe, then they say, well, we're not sure where in time we are. >> jimmy: that's the thing about the show. there's so many flashbacks, i presume you will still be on the show even though you're dead on the show. >> right. >> jimmy: this season when they tried to figure out who killed you, by the way, just tell us who killed you because screw them. they fired you. right? [ applause ] >> you know what? i've been trying to behave really well theas i'm a desperate man, i'm a man with nothing to lose. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you were a danger to everyone at abc right now. and you got the use that power for evil. >> no. you would have kept me in my job, now i think you're going to lose me the next five. >> jimmy: listen, you take them as they come and you go as they go. i just made that up. i'll have needlepointed on to something for you. >> i like it. i'll wear it forever in my heart. >> jimmy: you will be on the

because we've got to find out what happened to wes. >> jimmy: right. well, i'm sorry you got killed on the show, but it's good that you're still on it. [ applause ] i'm trying to see the silver lining here. >> that's it. >> jimmy: albert enoch, everybody. "how to get away with murder" returns january 19th . we'll be back with jeezy and french montana. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought foundation. go to "sports-matter-dot-org" to help save youth sports. imagine a world where the holidays were about people again.

and the four-letter word that defined the season was l-o-v-e and not s-a-l-e. what if the only reason to wake up at 3 a.m. was to spot a reindeer in the sky? and coupons were only used to redeem one more kiss? that's the world t.j.maxx, marshalls and homegoods stores live in. where there's no need for sales because we offer amazing prices on popular brands everyday. and where you can always save on thoughtful gifts thanks to weekly arrivals of new products. let's put more value on what really matters. this season bring back the holidays

cc1 test message the jimmy kimmel by the dick's sporting goods found. go to "sports-matter-dot-org" to help save youth sports. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank billy crystal, alfred enoch and apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "trap or die 3." with some help from french montana, jeezy! >> make some noise.

>> let's go. >> one, two, three, go. ? heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy ? ? dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going -- ? hey ? you know we going crazy ? ? it's jizzle from the block you know he going crazy ? ? when they play this at the spot that be ? said i'm just that i'm just that and this is me talking it ain't the liquor ? ? diamonds in my damn chain i'm going fishing i talk to your here like a politician ? ? told her give me brain take me you know that wanna try some new things ? ? you know she ate it up just like a cutter board i'm counting old paper

? got a ticket fresno ? said she like the taste she drinking like prosecco ? ? i'm killing with the field i'm charles manson exactly what you want i'm strapped and handsome ? ? let's go ? ? heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy ? ? dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going crazy ? real at the spot and they was going crazy al ? it's jizzle from the block you know he going crazy ? ? when they play this at the spot you know he going crazy ? ? montana from the block got em going crazy like it's still the 80's ? ? you claim that you the realest when you watch fugazy show me whose your jeweler man that boy's crazy ? ? she tried to charge me for the box man this shawty crazy

up but this shorty kraez ? ? all i wanted was a mil and a new mercedes now i'm jumping on these like the new mcgrady ? ? you can't talk gotta show me ? the brown bags ya owe me ? ? take these then call me that brain freeze aint on me you can't hate can't hold me i whip foreigns like i stole ? ? heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy ? ? dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy and they was going crazy ? real at the spot and they was going crazy real back on top you know we going crazy ? ? it's jizzle from the block you know he going crazy ? ? don't smoke up none my trees take me serious ? she thinking we together she delirious ? ? from the cradle to the

who made this beat this sound like this was taylor made ? ? you know i'm in that just like expensive suits money i'm in that mansions just like the yeezy boost ? ? i got rich off butter that betty crocker it ain't my fault just like i'm silk the shocker ? ? heard that new jizzle boy he going crazy dropped some new i got them going crazy ? ? dropped it in the spot and they was going crazy brought it back from the top and they was going crazy ? real at the spot and they was real back on top you know we going crazy ? ? it's jizzle from the block you know he going crazy ? ? when they play this at the spot that be going crazy ? go crazy go crazy go crazy ? [ cheers and applause ] >> it's in the stores right now.

this is "nightline." >> tonight the disappearing dad who vanished without a trace leaving behind a wife and two boys. >> he devastated us. he left us with nothing. >> their idyllic suburban life shattered. the investigation stone cold. nowor shocking phone call. >> he asked me if i knew who richard hoagland was. and i said, yes. >> have police solved the case and the missing father's stunning secret. plus, esther the wonder pig. adopting a piglet seemed like a swine idea until she grew into a whole hog. >> getting rid of her wasn't an option for us. >> this 650-pounder sleeps in a bed and opens doors with her nose. how this couple turned their