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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: all right. my next guests are a critically acclaimed band from los angeles. they're currently on tour. they'll be in richmond, virginia at the national on october 20th. tonight they're performing a a song from their latest album, "more than just a dream." please welcome fitz & the tantrums. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ for forty days and forty nights i waited for a girl like you to come and save my life ♪ ♪ recall the days i waited for you you know the ones who said i'd never find someone like you ♪ ♪ you were out of my league
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all the things i believe you were just the right kind yeah you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ you were out of my league got my heartbeat racing if i die don't wake me 'cause you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh ♪ ♪ from time to time i pinch myself because i think my girl mistakes me for somebody else ♪ ♪ and every time she takes my hand all the wonders that remain become a simple fact ♪ ♪ you were out of my league all the things i believe
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you were just the right kind yeah you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ you were out of my league got my heartbeat racing if i die don't wake me 'cause you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh ♪ ♪ oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh ♪ ♪ you were out of my league all the things i believe you were just the right kind yeah you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ you were out of my league got my heartbeat racing if i die don't wake me
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'cause you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ more more more more more more more more more than just a dream ♪ ♪ more more more more more more more more more than just a dream ♪ ♪ more more more more more more more more more than just a dream ♪ ♪ oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh oohh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yeah! nice job! thanks, guys. fitz & the tantrums. nice job, guys. thank you, thank you. i want to thank my guests, tim allen, dwyane wade and fits & the tantrums. jimmy fallon here tomorrow night! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. thank you very much. welcome. please welcome, thank you, very, very much. hot crowd. thank you very much. thank you. that's very nice. thanks, everybody. thank you. boy, it's a hot crowd. hot new york city crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. the powerball lottery winner. everyone is talking about this thing. this number was insane. last night somebody got a lot richer. it was a -- single winning ticket was sold in south carolina for $400 million, grand prize. [ cheers and applause ] that's a lot of money. today lottery officials are urging that winner to sign the back of their ticket and put in it a safe place. [ laughter ] as opposed to what?
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is he going to dip it in hot sauce and eat it? like, "i'm going to eat th winning ticket." great instructions. but things are not looking good for another person. the creator of beanie babies. did you hear about this? ty warner has been fined $53 million for tax evasion. but on the plus side, if he sells all his beanie babies he'll just owe -- let me do the math. probably like $53 million. i got fred the seagull here. it's a rare one. they never -- normally has brown eyes. he has blue eyes. [ laughter ] that's right, the man who created beanie babies is in legal trouble for tax evasion. that's pretty bad, but the beanie babies themselves aren't that innocent either. i mean, take a look at some of their crimes. pickles the hedgehog. [ laughter ] prickles has been arrested five times for public urination. [ laughter and applause ] just awful.
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sniff the pig has been accused of polygamy. isn't that shocking? [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: shocking. rocket the penguin was arrested for public nudity for streaking on court during a wnba game. we have toughy the puppy has been accused of skimming atm p.i.n. numbers from citibank at claude valley shopping center in bakersfield, california. and lastly silver the kitten was charged with murder. [ applause ] everybody's excited about this "50 shades of grey" movie coming out. [ cheers ] in fact they had to hire extra security to protect the actor charlie hunnam from female fans. the guards told women if they get too close they're going to be handcuffed and detained. and the women said, "keep going?" [ laughter and applause ] ice-cream?
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vanilla ice-cream? this is a weird story. two guys in new hampshire were arrested last week after they actually tried to rob a group of people playing bingo. cops became suspicious when they saw a car driving away from the bingo hall going more than 10 miles an hour. that looks weird. they're going fast. people are already gearing up for the holiday season. and toys "r" us just announced that the hugging elmo doll will be the most popular toy this christmas. yep, an elmo doll that hugs you on christmas. ♪ [ laughter ] which is more than i can say about my dad. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] ♪ what's for christmas? what's under the tree? oh, it's an empty bottle of jack daniels. [ laughter ] shut up! [ applause ]
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♪ >> steve: the hallmark hall of fame. >> jimmy: it was in my monologue. my acting class. that's my acting class monologue. >> steve: and you got an a, didn't you? >> jimmy: i did. yeah. >> steve: that was fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. that's right, the hugging elmo doll is supposed to be the most popular toy for the holiday season. the least popular? twerking ernie. [ laughter and applause ] here is a little bit of news out of washington. according to official phone records bill clinton still calls members of congress to discuss policy and just shoot the breeze. that's what they said. we were actually able to get our hands on a few of the phone calls. and it seems like president clinton might just have a little too much time on his hands. take a listen to this call he had with nancy pelosi. >> hello, this is nancy pelosi. >> hi, it's your favorite ex-president. >> oh hi, bill, i'm kind of busy right now. >> you better not be swinging on a wrecking ball over there, nancy. >> yeah, i'm definitely not
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doing that. >> i'm just kidding. but have you seen that miley video? girlfriend can twerk! [ laughter ] [ dial tone ] >> jimmy: girlfriend can twerk? >> steve: and then she hung up on him. >> jimmy: i know. he's just calling. he's got too much time on his hands. here's another one where he called wisconsin representative paul ryan. >> yo, paul, what's up? how are things over in the cheese state. >> busy as usual, bill. >> speaking of cheese, have you seen that new cheeseburger pizza from pizza hut? >> no, i haven't. i've been traveling and i have work to do, bill. >> oh brother, let me paint the picture for you. a crust made of cheeseburgers, chicken filet balls under the cheese and topped with -- say it with me, paul -- [ dial tone ] -- even more chicken. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he didn't even say it with him. he's like, i can't do this right now. he has too much time. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's one last one. he called senator harry reid. i don't even know why. >> hello. >> harry, it's the b-man, you got plans on sunday?
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>> as i said last weekend and every weekend before that, i spend sundays with my family, bill. >> lame. "breaking bad" party my place. you better be there. >> nope, i'm not going to be there. and you know, you don't have to keep inviting me. >> come on, there's only two more "breaking bads" left. you got to be there. bitch! [ dial tone ] >> jimmy: we love "breaking bad." >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's a big fan of "breaking bad." [ applause ] glad we got hold of those tapes here. all right. everybody seems to really like the new pope. pope francis seems like a down to earth guy. so i'm not sure if this is the best idea, but a company in california is selling a new cologne that is inspired by pope francis. yeah, a cologne inspired by the head of the catholic church has an interesting name, too. [ whispered ] confession. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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and finally sometimes we give local news reporters a pretty hard time on our show when they mess up, because it's funny. but here's an example of one who did the opposite and really nailed it. the reporter was talking about a woman in hawaii who has the last name that's so long that she can't fit it on her driver's license. it's 36 letters long, her last name and the reporter pronounces the name perfectly. check it out. >> the county has never accommodated my name on my driver's license. >> instead it drops the 36th letter of her last name and doesn't print her first or middle name. so she also carries a state i.d., which in the past included her full name. janice keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahauna . >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i mean, who is going to challenge that if she's wrong? i'm just assume she's right. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ two four six eight who do we appreciate happy birthday to you
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happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ so make a wish and blow out the candles and open a present or two happy birthday to you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. i'm happy to be here with all of you, here on my birthday. this is fun. >> steve: happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. and we've got a great show. it's like a -- it's a special gift for me. i love these people on the show. couldn't love this first guy more. his new movie "prisoners" which is a very frightening movie, opens tomorrow. hugh jackman is here. [ cheersnd applause ] giant movie star, a nice dude. >> steve: jack hughman. >> jimmy: jack hughman. and then also, she's the author of one of my favorite books of the past few years. i know it came out -- oh, when did it come out? like two years ago? a year and a half ago? i don't know when it came out, but i just read it recently. i'm late to the party. but i loved it. i love this book.
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"gone girl" is the book. it is so awesome. [ applause ] i love it. it's getting made into a giant movie. gillian flynn is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] i can't wait to talk to her about it. love this book. i said please come on, please come on. and then -- so much fun. we have the winner of "america's got talent." have you seen this guy dance? i mean, it's insane. kenichi ebina is performing for us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: make it twerk. make it twerk. twerk it. >> jimmy: amazing. >> go nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and we got a little music, too. i don't think i have the album cover here but they have a new album out with our band the roots, right there. our buddies, the roots. it's called "wise up ghost." elvis costello and the roots are here tonight to perform. congratulations on the album, guys. it's a great record.
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last night we showed a video yesterday, and i couldn't stop -- i can't stop thinking about this guy. i feel so bad for him. did you see this guy? he was a contestant on "wheel of fortune"? >> audience: yeah. >> jimmy: he lost out on a million dollars because he mispronounced his answer. let's just show it one more time. [ cheers ] >> how about a c? >> there are three. you can pick that up. let's see that big million bucks right down there if you would please. you have $2,350. spin or solve? >> i'm going to solve. >> all right. >> corner curio cabinet. [ buzzer ] >> louis, you're turn. >> i'll solve. >> yeah. >> corner curio cabinet. >> yeah, that's it. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: coor-cure cabinet.
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[ laughter ] core-cur cabman. [ buzzer ] cold car cabman. [ buzzer ] king core carnin. [ buzzer ] carnman concourse. [ buzzer ] kim-kayne concourse. [ buzzer ] flight of the concourse. [ buzzer ] corner curio cabbie-net. ♪ that punk. guy's a punk that second guy. >> steve: he didn't even get a million. >> jimmy: he overpronounced cabinet. he should have got it wrong for who says cabbie-net. >> steve: i would have smacked him. >> jimmy: corner curio cabinet. what are you a muppet? [ laughter ] corner curio cabbie-net. that guy just lost a million dollars. anyway, i just feel bad for the guy. anyway, we reached out to that guy. his name is paul atkinson. we actually brought him here to new york. ♪ he's here right now. paul atkinson, everybody. right here. [ cheers and applause ]
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thank you for coming on, buddy. i just had to have you on. >> yeah, well thanks. >> jimmy: they just broke all of our hearts and we love you here. what happened out there? you got nervous? >> yeah, it was part nerves. i mean, pat sajak was like right here and he's a legend. so i have pat sajak, right here. >> jimmy: you seem really calm right now, paul. [ laughter ] i guess i'm no pat sajak. >> so i had no idea what a curio cabinet was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i'd never seen the word, never said the word. so i was focused on the "o" on curio and added that to the -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> made the corno -- and yeah. >> jimmy: well, this is a safe place. there is no pressure here. i just want to give you the chance once and for all to show that you can pronounce this correctly. >> okay. >> jimmy: whenever you're ready. [ drum roll ] >> corner curio cabinet.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. ♪ take that, pat sajak! come on, pat. doesn't he get credit for that? so while it's not a million dollars, we do want to offer you something as a consolation prize. so, here it is, your very own corner curio cabinet. ♪ it goes in the corner of your room. you got right there a bunch of "late night with jimmy fallon" stuff in there. it's just gorgeous. you can put it in your house anywhere. you'll always have that to remember us by. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're a winner in our eyes, buddy. you're a champ. [ cheers and applause ] paul atkinson, everybody. we'll be right back with the winner of "america's got talent." come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh man, get ready for this. this is amazing. last night he was crowned season eight's million dollar winner on nbc's hit show "america's got talent." he's a self-taught dancer from japan who mixes illusion, mime and special effects into his routines. it's just amazing. get ready. you're going to watch right now. here to perform for us, please give it up for kenichi ebina, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ robotic noises ] >> ouch. [ robotic noises ] ♪ ♪ [ alarm sounds ] [ cheers ] >> oh, no. >> wait a minute! [ creaking sounds ] [ cheers ] >> yeah, i'm good. [ laughter ] >> oh, no.
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♪ uh-oh. [ laser firing ] [ cheers ] >> reverse. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! that is the way to do it! oh, my goodness! fantastic! that is so awesome! oh, my gosh. i don't know how you did that. that is just killer. congratulations on winning. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: now, what are you going to do with the million
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dollar prize? >> oh, i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have to ask my wife. [ laughter ] she's the boss. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. she's the boss. yeah, that makes sense. that's a good answer. what is next? what's next for you? where can we see you? >> i'm going to go on the "agt" tour live. >> jimmy: okay. >> and we're going to tour around, you know, many cities in the country. with all the great performers from the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so -- >> jimmy: you have the other -- >> talented guys. >> jimmy: the other the losers. [ laughter ] yeah, right here. that's what i'm talking about. i know. i'm just kidding. you're good for it. kenichi ebina right there! >> thank you much. thank you. >> jimmy: amazing, amazing. congratulations. for tickets to the "america's got talent live tour" log on to agtlivetour.com. we'll be right back with hugh jackman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pepper jack cheese, mushrooms,
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