♪ oh, no! not again! >> you need more men. >> no green men. >> hey, you guys not going answer that? >> i'm a little busy here, marcus. so nobody can answer the door. >> what, and let the house be destroyed? >> you guys are so lazy! . ♪ this can't be happening. >> marcus, what's wrong? >> look! >> it's just a cupcake.

>> my bad. it looks delicious. >> don't eat that! >> fellow, we got problems. >> we? i don't have a stalker. >> you don't have a stalker? >> no, i got a cupcake. >> enjoy. [ laughter ] ♪ >> sensation, marcus known for his recent mishap with the paparazzi. at south central my school. ♪ >> let's do it! ♪

hey, don't answer that. it could be hur. >> marcus, stalkers don't knock. >> come on, man. >> hey, you said there was an emergency. i rushed right over. >> i called you four hours ago. >> well, i had to go to lunch, then i had to get a hair cut. after that i went to yoga class and got a backlash. then i rushed right over to my mechanic to get an oil change, then i'm here. you're welcome. >> my stalker is back. >> oh, that's wonderful. >> what are you talking about? >> if she killed you, you're all over the internet. you'll be relevant everywhere. >> kill me, ibook me, i'll be everywhere. >> she's the one that terrorized you. >> you got more stalkers than girlfriends.

>> you got two stalkers? >> which was crazy debbie again? >> remember she used to dress real skimpy. she used to wash marcus' car? >> that was tony's momma. >> crazy debbie was the one with the big cupcakes. >> exactly. tony's momma. >> crazy debbie is leaving these cub cakes everywhere just to let me know she can get close to me. >> listen, if you're that worried about it, i'll hire back your bodyguard. >> you don't need a bodyguard. >> you don't need to know where i got it from, you don't need none of that. >> we got all the moves. check it out. >> it gives me great honor to serve as your protector. for i am a master in the art of kung fu. and, bobby, you're blind. >> what? >> you better stop playing around. this is serious. >> i apologize. it will never happen again.

>> never. i'll hire your old bodyguard back. all of your problems will be solved. all right? meantime i have more important work for you, jackie chan and kung fu. >> you're not make movies any more, yes. ♪ >> so, given all this junk out of your storage is more important than marcus' life? >> hardwood floors in a storage unit? >> that's beverly hills. >> let's give you production. >> all of this worthless junk. all of these valuable antiques. no, do whatever you want with the rest of it. keep it, sell it, burn it, i lal don't care. make sure it's out of here by the end of the week. >> you want us to work hard for stuff you're giving away? >> you want me to look stupid? >> you don't really want me to answer that. >> what rhymes with yes? >> out of my way!

>> yeah. >> ha, ha! >> oh, yeah. i am going to catch a bb at midnight. >> oh, what happened? >> it's not midnight! >> hi, marcus. >> i'm sorry. i am so sorry. i'm so happy -- >> oh, good. >> i'm just a little bit on edge right now. i'm being stalked. >> i park in front of your house for ten hours one time and i'm a stalker? >> i'm not talking about you, i'm talking about -- >> you did what? >> one time. >> i want to introduce you to the new sub, this is robin. >> marcus, i cannot believe i am

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>> we need to hire a big, dumb body guard. >> what? >> big handsome bodyguard. >> little baby can't think for himsel himself? >> that's the only one i got. >> i wouldn't be your bodyguard if you pay me a million dollars. >> how about a thousand bucks a day? >> step away from the target. you're hired. >> you have the michael jackson syndrome. >> business cuts and grooving? $2. a buck if you take the whole crate. >> hey. wait a minute. that's a great deal. you'll never find another biscuit. >> i see you two have finally found your calling in life, pedaling junk.

>> this is a nice job. second hand, slightly used, mostly damaged, brand-new merchandise. >> i want to ask you something. how much for your dignity. >> oh, bummer. you've already sold out. >> what are you doing here anyway? >> shouldn't you be at school crushing some kid's hopes and dreams? >> actually i'm on my lunch break. to relax, i try to find deals under the radar. for example, how much do you think i paid for this fine suit? >> $8? >> how dare you? $10. >> hey, how much for the dogs playing poker painting over there. >> dogs playing poke never let me see this. this is brilliant, they're dogs and they're playing poker. >> i been here with all of the good cards. >> how much? >> $5. >> 6 for you. >> i tell you what. i already have $5. >> sold, to the little man with the little afro.

>> and a cheap suit. >> all right, i'll be back for the painting. i'm going to pull my car around. >> need a push? >> i'll let you know. >> uh-oh. >> wait a minute. i tore the pating. >> what happened? >> the artist signed his name. picaso. picas. >> i heard of this. people find paintings under worthless ones. picassos are worth mills. man. >> we'll buy it back. >> time for me to get back to school and pretend that i care. >> hold on, we sold you this painting by mistake. we need to buy it back. >> sure. i'll sell it back to you for 6 -- hundred dollars.

>> how did the price go up so fast? >> simple, it became mine. >> let me confer with my colleagues. >> okay, you do that. >> come here. >> split the money three ways? >> wait, wait, $600 is a lot of money. we don't have that kind of cash. do you think he'll take credit card? >> oh, he does. >> does it matter if it says martha jefferson on it? >> hey, that's not your credit card. >> not yours either. >> oh, yeah! ♪ >> what are you doing? >> waiting for your prom date? >> these are my bodyguard threads. you like it, huh? >> not many people can pull that off. >> yeah? >> yeah. >> so you should probably go to the lock ever room and pull that

off. >> i would, but i have a really important job to do. i can't lose my post. marcus needs a real man to protect him, from, get this, a girl. i have to make sure that she doesn't get into here. >> how did you get in here? >> i walked in. >> you didn't see her the same way you're not going see that paycheck. >> my bad. i won't let that happen again. from now on. no one is getting by me. >> how did you get in here? >> i walked in. >> you can't guard anybody. >> marcus, i got your chectext. 911, get here quick before she deals me. >> not deal, kills. >> either way it goes, you're still in a pickle. >> you thought i was going to kill you? >> look. i know who you are.

you're crazy debbie. you've been talking me for years. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> get rid of her. you have no idea how dangerous these stalkers can be. >> we just are trying to earn a living by educating our poor underprivileged children. >> if anything happens to me, it's going to cost you a fortune. >> sorry. >> i can't believe this. i didn't even do anything wrong. >> so unfair. >> that is the saddest thing i've ever seen. >> her crying? >> no, your tux. >> you know, marcus, now that you've upset her, you'll really need a bodyguard. i can promise you that no one will get by me again. >> that was quite a show. >> ah.

temptations call they said marcus, i heard the good news. >> i sign your checks. >> congratulations. you got rid of your stalker. you've become completely irrelevant. again! >> stalker? the only thing he got rid of was a hard-working teacher. you have no real evidence. >> what are you talking about. >> the odds that robin was your stalker, are one million to one. you got rid of her because of your own paranoia. anybody could have left those cupca cupcakes, where's your heart. you ought to be ashamed of yourself. >> what if i got an innocent person fired? >> it's all good. it's like target practice. hey, watch this. hey, you're fired. >> for absolutely no reason.

>> what? >> get out! [ laughter ] >> oh! >> invigorating. >> he convinced me that samantha is right. put out that fake cigarette. no smoking in the teacher's lounge. p don't try this at home, kids. they may kill ya! ♪ >> robin. thanks for stopping by. >> well, i was surprised when you called. >> look, i feel terrible. this must have been traumatic and embarrassing for you. not to mention it may keep you from getting a job in the future. so, to make amends, i wanted to give you this autographed picture. >> hey, thanks. your generosity is overwhelming.

>> and i want to talk to principal martin about getting your job back. >> would you do that for me? >> of course i would. since you getting fired was really my fault. >> oh, that was really sweet of you for taking responsibility for getting me fired. especially since you didn't take responsibility the last time! ♪ sorry, new ring tone! >> please tell me you're not the maniac stalker that snuck in here and left the cupcake? >> you don't remember, do you? i remember, you were miles apart and it was all good until the star complained about the cupcake on got me fired. >> so, it is you. crazy debbie, what do you want for me? >> marcus, and mr. delicious. >> i'm not eating that. because you're crazy. and second of all, you're crazy! >> eat the cupcake.

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>> you see this? you see what that says? >> yeah. >> why do you think he was in here? you didn't really think it was a picasso, did you? yeah, nobody can be that stupid. what's go so funny, man? >> it's a great day. you're smoking a pipe. >> did anything good come out of that? >> picasso! >> just catch that. this has been a production of . >> katherine, this is an