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>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight --ge clooney. plus dave salmoni and animals. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most
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] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm so happy that you dressed. groundhog day. happy groundhog day.d not see his shadow this morning, which means one of two things. either spring will come early this year or punxsutawney vampire. [ laughter ] this is the big announcement. it was made very early this morning from a place called gobbler's knob. >> is this weather more than a trend?his winter has come to an end. there is no shadow to be cast! an early spring is my forecast! >> what you people? [ bleep ].
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punxsutawney phil has been right 13 times, been wrong 15 times. it's almost as if this whole thing is ughter ] you know, we have a great show for you tonight. george clooney is here with us tonight.] his new movie directed by the coen brothers is called "hail caesar." and also another handsome gentleman dave salmoni with hisfriends. [ cheers and applause ] he brought with him a bobcat and a wild boar. there's a good chance tonight turns into a scene from [ laughter ] if you have any beef jerky in your pockets, empty them now. dave also brought a groundhog. and you know, we do groundhog's day a little bit los angeles. in fact, let's go to dave and his groundhog now. hey, dave, how are you doing? >> hey, jimmy.] >> jimmy: so the groundhog -- i guess the groundhog's name is buttercup? >> this is buttercup. this little hole here. >> jimmy: so the way the l.a. version of groundhog day goes is
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hole if she goes for the quinoa we get an early spring but if she goes for the kale we're in for a few more weeks of t? all right. so dave, put those down on the ground and let's wait and see what happens when -- hopefully comes out of her faux log home. [ laughter ] >> sweetheart. >> jimmy: is buttercup in >> yeah, she's in here. >> jimmy: okay. now it's unfair to the quinoa what you're doing. >> i'll show her both. >> jimmy: did you tell her there's lots of grass out here for her to -- >> she's undecided as far as weather goes it seems. >> jimmy: why do the groundhogs come out of the hole on tv in pennsylvania and not here? >> i just made a comfortable little faux house for her. >> jimmy: it really looks like she's getting ready to attack in an evil way. [ laughter ] >> luckily for you we're far, far
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well, this is a great experiment. [ laughter ] >> i can eat the kale. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. thanks, dave, we'll see you a little later. dave brought a bunch of animals with him. for those of you in our studio er, this is very safety concerns. if one of the animals gets loose you don't have to run fast. you just have to run faster than [ laughter ] speaking of animals, the national chicken council has led the wing report in which they estimate that americans will eat a record 1.3 billion chicken wings during the super bowl thisnow there was a national chicken council. i'd like to imagine a group of chickens gathered around a conference table makingings. and i wonder if turkeys are secretly happy about all the chicken wings we eat on super bowl sunday.
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media day. this is where the reporters gather en masse to get word from the coaches and players. deion sanders, who was a player, is now a broadcaster,ne with panthers quarterback cam newton who first of all cam newton gave his baby the greatest name since jermaines son jermajesty. it's a spectacular name. rivals, even those made about deceased korean dictator kim jong il. >> the car wreck a year ago as well as the newborn son, how does that change your life? >> man, it puts everything into everything. i was going to bring lachose nguyen me but i didn't think he could walk down the steps yet. he's already walking i. he's a month old. >> jimmy: his child's name is chosen. or lachosen? kanye must be kickinging up with that. [ applause ]
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if i was cam newton i baby fig. i would have. [ laughter ] you think about it, free cookies for life. last night as i'm sure you know was caucus night in iowa. ted cruz was the winnerside. he got 28% of the vote. donald trump, who was expected to win, came in second with 24%. him. he had 23%. to come inich is pretty good considering the fact that most iowa voters think that marco rubio is a game [ laughter ] but congratulations to ted cruzn. he's now -- i think he's now the president of iowa, isn't that how it works? [ laughter ] donald trump gave a very humble concession speech, which was his morning on twitter i think he went through sort of a reverse grieving process. let's go through these tweets because they start with acceptance. he said, "my experiences a great one. is it t. started out with all the experts saying i couldn't do well there. i ended up in second place. nice." then he started ra he said "because i was told i
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spent very little time there, a fraction of cruz and rubio. came in a strong second. great honor." next this one came moments later.he media has not covered my long shot great finish in iowa fairly. brought in record voters and got se in history." and finally, anger. "i don't believe i've been given any credit by the voters for self-funding my campaign. the only one i will keep but not worth it." [ laughter ] worth it? he's mad because we're ungrateful about how much money he spent on his own campaign.[ applause ] poor donald trump. this has got to kill him. the only person i feel sorrier for than donaldthe person who had to tell him last night. in. she's pregnant. entered.
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he reportedly spent upwards of $2,800 per vote. in other words, for every vote he goturchased nine hoverboards. [ laughter ] democrats. hillary clinton edged out bernie sanders 49.8% to 49.6%.ecially well among women, and she swept the african-american vote in iowa. she got both of those votes. [ applause ] that's the thing. there was not much in the way of diversity last night. look. this is real. this is from the cnn entrance poll.at trump and rubio by a few points. among blacks, hispanics, and other, n/a. [ laughter ] look at the ot percentage white, 97%. zero percent black. and next they're headed to new hampshire, which is kind of the same thing. it's weird how we do it. give the white people a couple weeks to vote.
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what everyone else thinks. [ laughter ] so iowa is finished. cruz and clinton are victorious.nd martin o'malley dropped out of the race. and it's only sad when you drop out of a race no one knew you were running in. [ laugy will now return to his -- you know his regular job is he's the guy on the cover of the "just for men" box. [ laughter ] ted cruz, after ted cruz won he gave anech thanking god and saying his win was a victory for judeo-christian values. on sunday he called on voters in iowa to awaken thest by voting for him. it actually worked out pretty well. marco rubio and donald trump have been doing the same thing. god is a very important part of this primary election. mosts go out of their way to talk about the bible and their faith. so we thought it would be interesting to take real quotes candidates. these are things these guys actually said. and we want to get an idea of what they would sound like from
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read by jesus himself. >> you don't lock your doors because you hate the people on the outside. you lock your love the people on the inside. [ applause ] >> the fact is that we need appropriate vetting and i don't think that orphans be admitted into the united states at this point. [ applause ] >> you don't stop bad guys by taking away our guns.y using our guns. [ applause ] >> look at that face. i mean, would anybody vote for that? >> i would bomb the [ bleep ] out of them. i'd just bomb those suckers. >> the other thing is with the terrorists you have to take out their ause ] >> i'll take the votes of everyone who likes machine guns and bacon.ill build a wall.
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>> usa!ause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, something very special. guillermo and i helping kids with their homework. it's fun and around. we'll be right back.
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lause ] >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. george clooney, dave salmoni, and a whole noah's ark wor are backstage now. but first it's learning time. i believe that children are our -- fuel sourceture. anyway. i believe children are our future.
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not working on this show, we co-host a show on pbs to help kids with their can call in questions and we help them. we've been doing this for, what about 35 years now? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. something like that. and we thought it might be fun we do with you tonight. with that said grab a pence sxl your trapper keeper. it's time for a lesson from the homework helper guys. [ applause ] physics and biology if you want to get wise call the homework helper guys , hello, everybody. good afternoon. i'm mr. kimmel. this is mr. guillermo. we are the homework helper guys. and our video chat lines are o them right now, shall we, guillermo? >> sure. >> jimmy: oh, i see we have a couple of students on screen right now. what are your is john. i am a sixth-grader.
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john, is this your wife? >> no. i am -- what kind of question is that? >> jimmy: well, i thought it was a reasonable question. this is not your wife. what is your name? >>attie and john. nice to meet you. can we help you with any homework-related issues? or maybe you're having some kind of relationship issues. have you been fighting at you'd be surprised. >> jimmy: what was the last fight you had? >> probably about 20 seconds ago. what were you fighting about? >> shoving each other. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you should never, ever shove each other, right? >> never. >> jimmy: never shove each other. and john, i see you wear you consider yourself to be a nerd? >> no. >> jimmy: no. okay. he says he's not a nerd. >> we thing at my school. >> jimmy: we used to have it at my school. believe me. have you ever got a wedgie? >> nope. >> jimmy: never had one, huh? you ever give one to another kid? >> why wouldmy: things have really changed. >> yeah. [ laughter ]
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do you know what a swirlie is? >> i don't want to -- >> jimmy: a take one of your friends, you stuff his head in the toilet bowl. and then you flush the toilet bowl and his hair gets all swirly like an ice cream cone. >> okay, ughter ] >> jimmy: what can we help you with other than that? >> so your brother is traveling 100 -- 117 miles>> jimmy: wait. where's my brother -- where's he going? >> that's not in the question. >> actually, it is in the question. >> oh. he is -- 2.25 hours to get home for school hold on a second. my brother's in his late 30s. [ laughter ] so he's not in school anymore. so i really don't know what's going on. i mean, he own. this question makes no sense. do you have another -- do you
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>> okay. your nephew. >> jimmy: my nephew is too youngve. >> i never said he was driving. >> jimmy: yeah, but i think you can reasonably assume that, right? >> yeah. he's only 5. >> jimmy: i see why you guys fight so much.ions do you have there? any reasonable questions we can answer? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is it? >>the north at the time of the civil war was primarily blank. >> jimmy: that's true. [ laughter ] it was primarily blank. because there were no storesn. there was no walmart. there's no kmart, no target stores. so the economy was primarily blank. i'm going to say that's true.no, no. you have to fill in the blank. >> jimmy: oh. it needs to be filled in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, let's fill it with -- let's fill it with like a raspberry like that. [ laughter ]
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thank you for calling in today. i hope we were able to help. and good luck at school. okay? >>immy: really nice couple. how long did they say they were married? how long did you guys say you were married? >> we're not!ster. >> i don't know. >> ten years. >> jimmy: i think they said ten years. something like that. [ laughter ] thanks again, young people. and thanks to everyone who's the homework helper guys. and remember, kids. if you don't do your homework, you're going to hell. if you want to be wise mework helper guys [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, kids. tonight on the show, dave salmoni is here with fierce animals, and we'll be right back cheers and applause ] "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by digiorno. make the right call on game day with fresh-baked digiorno pizza.
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>> jimmy: hi. welcome back. tonight from animal planet one of the great animal handlers on this or any planet, dave salmoni is here with us. he's bringing a not just a wild boar, a russian boar, and silky chick enz, y chickens, which
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and we're going to eat them. hanning tatum, regina king and music from kopecky. our first guest is a big movie star who, in his new movie, plays a big movie star, it is his fourth collaboration with joel & ethan coen, the very funny "hail, caesar!" >> i lves that we're creating something of artistic value or there's some sort of spiritual dimension to the picture business, but what it really is is cat out in new york running this factory, serving up these lollipops to -- what they used to call bread and circuses for the --w, you listen to me, buster. nick skank and the studio have been good to you and everyone else who works here. if i ever hear you nk again, it will be the last thing you say before i have you tossed in jail for having you colluding in your own abduct that. >> shut up. >> "hail caesar" opens in theaters friday.
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[ cheers and applause ] roup. >> jimmy: i've got to tell you something terrible. so last night richard dreyfuss t. >> jimmy: and i think he wanted the audience to give him a standing ovation but nobody stood up. and i told him, oh, nobody ever stands up, we tell them not to ] >> maybe tell him not to watch the show, then. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll gas him or er ] oh, boy, i feel like i'm looking in the mirror. every time you're here. [ laughter ] >> it is odd, isn't it? separated at birth. >> jimmy: weng well. how are you? everything all right? >> really good, actually. very good. >> jimmy: hey, when you're getting hit by josver again -- >> yeah, several times.
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>> well, every once in a while you get clocked. he's got very soft hands. >> jimmy: does he really? >> josh is a very gentle soul. but youest to do the take over and over again, which i didn't understand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i didn't understand. o it better. [ laughter ] he hit me again. >> jimmy: who gets to make that decision, as to whether do you it over and over again? >> two directors that are laughing in the corner. >> jimmy: i see. >> they're laughing a n the middle of awards season here. >> yes. >> jimmy: and a lot is made of the golden globes and the s.a.g. awards and the oscars. but isn't the best award you can geta movie by the coen brothers? i mean, isn't that the best honor you could receive as an actor? >> i don't -- i actually don't think any actor would turn them down for the first time they called me was for a movie called "o brother, where art thou?" thank you very much. >> jimmy: what was the second movie they called you for?
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and then --se ] classic now. >> jimmy: figure we'll just do applause breaks throughout the -- >> but they literally sent -- before they even sent the script they called up and s do a movie, do you want to be in it, and i was like, yeah. they were like do you want to read the script? okay, but i'm going to be in tors you really want to work with. >> jimmy: i think so. and for them it's got to be the greatest thing. you don't have to prove anything to anybody. also for you you know you're going to be>> a coen brothers movie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they're funny. because they have this -- they stand next to the monitor when they're shooting and they have a -- they laugh. they honk kind of ha, ha, ha. the whole time you're doing the take. they look at me and like ha, ha, it's very odd. >> jimmy: do they ever argue? you have two directors and they're brothers. do you have -- >> i try to pit them against each other. >> jimmy: oh, really?
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idea, ethan because your brother -- >> jimmy: who would settle an argument? do they call their mom? i mean, really. >> i don't know.stant fight between the two of them. they just yell and scream at each other all the time. >> jimmy: when they have a scene -- there's a beautiful scene in this movie. there are a number of them. but there's a scene, it's dancing scene. and when i look at it i just wonder like how this was written on the script. i mean, how do you even know? >> you havew night. channing had to learn how to tap-dance to do this tap-dance number. and literally, if you read the script it just says "and he dances."e a line like that. and it's three months of training. [ laughter ] you know, "rome burns." so he was in hell. easy. you did have to wear a roman -- what outfit -- how would you describe that? >> i don't know how you'd describe it. it's a leather miniskirt.>> jimmy: the whole movie you're wearing it. >> and it -- not so whoo.
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because we don't wear those.ight and i'm drunk, we don't wear that. [ laughter ] and you get a little breeze going. you know, it's not the most comfere an altar boy when you were a kid. >> i was. >> jimmy: i was also an altar boy. >> you were? >> jimmy: yeah. so i know about wearing a dress for a job. because that is what you wear. >> it's a longer dress. were you a good altar boy? although i would sometimes fall asleep during mass. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i would yawn in -- i have a huge mouth and i of course didn't cover it. my parents>> you also -- i remember being an altar boy where you wanted to do weddings because everybody's happy and because you don't have to do the incense, which is just brut the incense, you can't breathe. but funerals were a drag because you don't get tipped at funerals. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did.tle something for taking care of uncle joey. >> jimmy: we'd get $5 for a funeral and $5 for a wedding.
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that's what i learned, there was joy and pain, they're really the same thing. [ laughter ] >> catholicism will teach you a lot of those things. >> jimmy: would you go to >> jimmy: that was weird because you work with the priest. right? >> well, first of all, you start going to confession in second grade. you're, you know, 7 years old. and i remember confessing- because you go in once a week. and i would look through the list of ten sins, you know. and i remember confessing to a priest that i'd committed i thought that meant acting like an adult. [ laughter ] [ applause ]have that long pause behind that screen. uh, let's take this back and try it again. [ laughter ] georgie hat's pretty good. i'd make my sins up. i really would. i wouldn't want to tell h it was too embarrassing.
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>> my buddy pete and i when i was in school we'd read in the bible where some saint had put aheir shoe and walked around for penance. by fifth grade, it's a small town, a town of a few hundred people, you know the priest knows your voice. i'd just confess whas important for him to take care of. and then i would fill my shoes with gravel and i'd jump off the top of my bunk beds. and then i was cleansed. >> jimmy: it's weird being catholic. it really is. [ applause ] >> i did stop that aago. [ laughter ] you don't keep doing that. >> jimmy: every once in a while you have to do it again. >> that's just for fun. >> jimmy: we all know your first -- really your big break was [ cheers and applause ] that was the big break. it was exciting. time. when we come back -- you've never had a proper reunion?
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>> jimmy: when we come back, the "e.r." reunion withy. so stick around.
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[ cheers and applause ] hello and welcome to the
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it run for 15 seasons and won 23 emmy awards. it was the longest-running primetime medical drama in television history. and tonight we bring you theack with the first ever reunion of "e.r." [ cheers and applause ] er ] [ cheers and applause ] >> lost a lot of a cbc cross type four units. somebody bring me a scalpel. [ laughter ] somebody bring me a scn't anybody bringing me a scalpel? >> oh, excuse me. i'm sorry. i know i'm supposed to be under. but the you a scalpel is because this is kind of a last-minute thing and we had some trouble getting the
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[ laughter ]ulianna margulies? >> jimmy: yeah. she's filming "the good wife," so she couldn't make it. >> noah wyle? >> jimmy: you know, hee but i guess he's got a thing with his family, taco tuesday. [ laughter ]eriq lasalle? >> jimmy: oh, no. eriq lasalle has jury duty. i'm sorry. we probably shouldn't even have done this. if you we -- >> no, i don't want to cancel. when george clooney commits to an "e.r." sequel -- >> jimmy: reunion? >> when george clooney says he's going to show up for an "e.r." reunion -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. all right? >> jimmy: all right. >> do you have anybody? >> jimmy: well, yeah. we did get someone. for you.
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it's -- and applause ] why, look who's joined us. from "e.r." >> i don't know. what year you were on "e.r."? >> i was not.r." i was on "house." [ cheers and applause ]t. well, close enough. do you have a scalpel? >> well, let me see what we have here. oh. >> wow. >> my god. >> ooh, that's bad. >> that looks something wrong? >> that looks terrible. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is there anything wrong? doctor, please. >> no, no, no.ng exactly. >> no. but -- >> it's just that i -- i don't
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[ laughter ]ght. well, get on with the operation, then, i guess. >> okay. what do you think we should do? >> jimmy: whatever you were supposed to be operating on in the first place. oh, my god. i'm dying. >> no. i tell you what. he's crashing. his kidneys are shutting down. he's going into failure. >> super ventricular tachy tachy lipnia. >> what is. >> where is sherry stringfield? >> jimmy: she couldn't get an uber. she couldn't come. [ laughter ] >> tony edwards? at soul cycle. [ laughter ] >> little jimmy, stay with us. [ applause ] >> his bp is dropping. bp stands for b >> oh. blood pressure. yes. >> all right.
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ligation and pack the- >> that's it. i'm going to perform cpr. come on. stay with me, jimmy. come on, jimmy. come on, jimmy. >> dr. ross, no. this is not working. you've got to give him the t. [ laughter ] >> rapper's delight? >> come on, dr. ross. you remember what they taught us at tv medical school. give him the rapper's delight.p, a hippy to the hippy, bang bang you don't stop rocking. upjump the booing yeh to the rhythm of the boogie the beat. hip, hop, a hippy hip hoppy you don't stop rock it out baby bubba to the boogie boogie the beat now, what you hear he's coming i'm alive!
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>> we have a pulse. >> dr. ross, you saved him. you used man's life. >> i used hip-hop to save his life. >> dr. ross, you're a genius. >> no, you're a genius for thinking i'm a er ] >> jimmy: well, you're both geniuses. and thank you so much, guys. >> no, no, no. you stay there. >> jimmy: for saving my g ross. >> something i've always wanted to do. >> me too. >> ready?lause ] >> jimmy: that was a really good reunion. thank you, george. hugh laurie and george clooney. opens friday. we'll be right back with dave salmoni and animals.
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] >> jimmy: we are back. it is february 2nd, and our next guest happened to have a groundtment. he's a master of wild beasts and host for animal planet where sunday you can watch "puppy bowl 12."an tarzan,
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[ cheers and applause ]hese guys. >> jimmy: all right. >> grab them by their wings. >> jimmy: by the wings. how can you even find his over the wings. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who knew i would be terrorized by a to eat those on sunday. [ laughter ] >> i figured i'd start out with something nice and light for you to hold. >> jimmy: wow.al that i wasn't fearful of, and now it's turned into a nightmare. no. no. do they like it when we grab the wings? >> they do.comfortable. see how comfortable? >> jimmy: yours is comfortable. mine's freaking out. [ laughter ] why is mine freaking out? >> duck him in here. you got him? just grab his feet up a your hands. there you go. >> jimmy: what about the wings? >> you've got big hands. there you go.
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you're a chicken wrangler. at how natural i am. [ laughter ] >> do you want me to grab him? >> jimmy: no. i'm comfortable. $$what, are you kidding? [ laughter ] >> these are called silky >> jimmy: because they are silky. >> the texture of their feathers. the other thing, these are neat, they have black meat. so if i were to eat a chicken breast or a wing like you suggested, it's black. >> jimmy: do people eat these? >> they don't usually. >> jimmy: isn't it anng that people won't eat these chickens because they're beautiful. >> and the meat is not so beautiful. >> jimmy: and the l. that's the key, is to be beautiful on the outside and black as night on the inside. [ laughter ] >> these are the cheerleaders for our puppy bowl during -- >> jimmy: oh, you have theickens be the cheer qulaerds? leaders. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do the puppies eat the chickens? is this chicken doing something? dropping. >> no. you're good.
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muppets than chickens, aren't they? [ laughter ] >> i thought they're odd enough looking that i could bring them out for you.retty odd-looking. do these lay -- i assume they lay eggs. >> they do. they lay a lot of eggs. 100 a year. normal. >> jimmy: that's a pretty good amount. and then they come out little -- they must look really cute when they're babies. >> very cute. the other thing that makes them a little special, they havegh tough thing that most chickens don't have, this little extra rough at the bottom under theirhey have that? >> i think it also goes to them looking good. a bit of scruff. >> jimmy: it's like somebody turned an ugg inside out. hey, do you guys want a chicken? yes. you know how to hold them. that's the humiliating part for me-s when thet slide in. >> jimmy: oh, boy. i'll just go over by the band. >> stay right there. >> jimmy: that is a cute -- >> this is a bobcat. now nice and slow.
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this guy in particular doesn't love it if somebody's hovering over them. >> jimmy: you'll nevere more slowly than i will toward that bobcat. [ laughter ] >> can you hear him give a little bit of a growl there? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i position, then. >> jimmy: should you not make eye contact? or what -- >> it's interesting. with him, it's an aggressive move. if he stares at you and you lock eyes with himtrying to pick a fight with him. so it's a great one not to -- [ laughter ] and what do they eat, dave? >> they eat almost anything. good boy. >> jimmy: where do these come from? >> all noefr over north america. you can come in. want to make eye contact. >> it's not glancing eye contact. it's if you stare at him. these guys are perfect predators. they're all over north america. and it's been said they can anything. because they sort of -- hunters. they can live off rats or birds or rabbits or whatever. >> jimmy: chickens?
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look at his tail. >> jimmy: why are they called bobcats, by the way? are they all named bob? [ laughter ] >> i'm going to walkim to stand up a little bit. hi, buddy. you're a good boy. >> jimmy: you're making eye contact. [ laughter ] >> i know. i thought i could get him to he's not -- i promise he's got a fail. >> jimmy: how much like regular cats are these bobcats? if ball of yarn or something. would -- [ laughter ] >> the difference with these guys. ball of yarn these guys would chase. and they're honed predators. this guy even more of a predator >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> but this guy the way he likes to hunt things it would be just like you see there. >> jimmy: seems like grip on that leash. [ laughter ] >> typically speaking this is just so he doesn't run off somewhere. >> jimmy: yeah. like in to kill our audience.ou don't want to pull on him too much. this guy, being such a good hunter, he's going to lay in wait like, this wait for something to get nice and close and he jumps on it. that's why you see ag weight is in his bum.
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animal he'll capture? oh, my god, there's a woman. >> yeah. she's going to make both oft tough. >> jimmy: yeah. you did. yes, you also humiliated me. congrats. oh, no. now that it's far away. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you all right over there? >> yeah. >> you're going to keep it in yod keep hiding it. okay? >> jimmy: keep the dish -- oh, boy. now, that's a -- that's an actual monster, >> this is a eurasian boar. i'd invite you to come around and take one of those treats. give me another handful. >> jimmy: he could kill this desk if he wanted to, right? >> put one of those in your hand. you're a good boy. >> jimmy: and throw it at him from here? >> no. no. [ laughter ] you're going to do it like this. i'll show you. hold your hand nice and flat and you're going
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>> jimmy: no, i'm not. [ laughter ] >> you don't want to try? >> jimmy: look at how gross his mouth is. >> look how smart he sit. sit. >> jimmy: he's foaming at the mouth. >> good boy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's possible -- >> thank you. you can applaud that. on, in jimmy. he's sitting down for you. >> jimmy: why, oh why. why can't i just toss it? it would be funny -- how awesome would to be the air? >> you're the only person way treat right now and he's going to smell it. down. and push.plause ] >> jimmy: that wasn't so bad. look at my hand. look at this. it's got like rabies froth all over it.ll right, buddy. i know. jimmy, you were supposed to be managing the -- >> jimmy: i know. oh, no. oh, my god. >> come on, how would this attack if it were to attack? >> you see its tusks while it's up there like that? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm worrying about him coming down -- >> jimmy: he's kind of friendly
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>> come on, come down nice and gentle. good boy. thosere scissor sharp. what he'll do is turn his head really, really fast and basically gouge you. it's actually funny you ask because they are typically quitehey get angry they can really, really do serious damage. a lot of guys that hunt these -- [ laughter ] you can imagine --at laptops? oh, yeah, these are the ones that people hunt, right? >> they hunt these things. and if you just wound it these guys they kill hunters. >> jimmy: you should not mess with an animal like this. >> want to ask him to sit? >> jimmy: sit. >> put your hand , that's fine. sometimes you have to abort it. i'll show you how to do it once. come here, buddy. boris. >> jimmy: boris is his name? >> sit. you'remy: he's trained. >> come on, good boy. >> jimmy: he's trained to sit? >> yeah. sit. sit. come here. sit. sit. good se ]
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wow. that's pretty good. >> pigs aresis one of the smartest. >> jimmy: we're going to take a commercial break, boris. you'll enjoy another one of these disgusting little rocks. puppy afternoon 3:00 eastern on animal planet. we'll be right back.
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank george clooney. i want to thank hugh laurie. apologies to we ran out of time. dave salmoni, thank you so much. puppy bowl 12 is on animal planet on sunday. and thanks to you, boris. you've been a "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night.
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