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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm theu for watching. thank to all of you for coming. love is in -- well, it's almost in the air. it's not in the air yet but it will ob sunday which is i hope you remember that. valentine's day the day women all around the world wait eagerly to discover the new and wonderful ways theirnds will disappoint them. how does it work with gay men who are married? do they both give each other disappointing gifts?un into each other in the valentine's day crap from work? here's a tip, if you're eating

you're not doing it right. americans are expected to spend $681 million on valentinfor their pets this year. this is by the way how we know we have too much money. when we're spending $681 million on a't see any difference between chocolate and poop. either one, equally delicious. you know, in the movie2" which came out in 1989 they say the world is going to end on valentine's day 2016. which is sunday. which is good news if you haven't made aion yet, you're off the hook. there's a goodwill store in sarasota sarasota, florida. they're asking people who have been through a breakup recently to donate's old belongings for valentine's day. whatever they left behind, take to it them. if they do, they'll give you one of these stickers, i stuff.

it's a great idea. will. it's much more charitable to donate your ex's stuff to a good cause, yes. it's also so much less satisfying than setting itnd dumping on it the hood of their car. you know, there's always a lot of pressure, especially for guy, to find the right gift on valentine's day.n in doubt, go with flowers. even if it seems boring. if you're looking to get more creative, some gentlemen consider this. >> this valentine's, give her the gift that tells you think of her. the i still treat you like a little girl charm bracelet.charms. a sparkly hairbrush. a doll house. a tiny diary. an adorable kitty cat. she may be a with a career and more education than you'll ever have.

this year give her theed sense. the i still treat you like a little girl charm bracelet. order now and get this adorable with pink ribbons and boots absolutely free. she will love it. the i still treat you like a little girl charm bracelet. to the maid available at walgreen's. [ cheers andbe don't get that. hey, did you know today is sarah palin's birthday? it is sarah palin's birthday, former governor of alaska, turned 52 today. graderad a little tribute prepared for sarah's special day. she asked if she could present it to us on the show. we said yes. so here she is, lad please welcome lindsay?

i'm sarah palin. is today my birthday? you betcha!i'm 29 years old but the lamestream media says i'm 52. i support donald trump. because a state tutor in the white house. i know state tutors because i oncerom my helicopter. well, i got to go make my husband todd a moose pie.christ, bye-bye! >> jimmy: thank you, lindsay. [ cheers and applause ]

president is in l.a. right now. you know, he flies in every thursday for his yoga class. obama's in town for a couple of hich why does he still need money? he does know he can't run again, right? why is he raising funds? does he need money for is going to be some weekend. obama in town and the l.a. marathon. you might as well drive to work in a tent.ow fast traflks traffic is going to be move recognize wear have a president who didn't cause any traffic problems, from fitzgerald grant, tony goldwyn is here! [ cheers and applause ] from the great show "pardon the interruption" on espn, tonyel wilbon. [ cheers and applause ] and alessa cara. are you guys guy they call the affluenza teen, killed people driving

he's in custody in a correctional facility in ft. worth. i thought you might like to see what his life is like. >> this is what ethan couch calls home for now. when a judge to juvenile detention friday, sheriff dee anderson put him in the still shiny new lon evans jail.ven interact. food through the bean chute. as they call it. visitation through the bean chute too. via computer monitor. >> there's no tv watching in thisess an inmate wants to watch an exercise video. >> we're going to go in there and bust the population! let's go! isn't that cruel and unusual punishment? [ applause ] excuse me, do you have any other -- maybe something starring elle m an interesting person standing by to chat with ton night. a guy from house son, jeffrey at this timeswater participates in a game that i just learned last man.

try to avoid finding out who won the super bowl, indefinitely. these are sports fans. the goal is to be thearth who doesn't know who won the super bowl. which is hard. and dumb also. you can't have n't watch tv, you can't go online. on. he's a sports writer. won the super bowl not just this year, he doesn't know who won in 2012. i hope i don't blurt it out, i really do. is a mysterious thing. >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. love, it's difficult to put into words. with the most romantic day of thee thought it would be fun to go on the street to ask children to explain love.dition to say. what they had to say. what is love >> what is love? >> i have no idea. >> what is love? >> um

and it's when you love somebody. and it's really when you love do you think it feels like to be in love? >> it feels like -- do people who love each other do? >> they be gross. >> what does that mean? >> they kiss. they be gross. >> if you're not in love and you should you do to find someone? >> go to a woman casino. >> what about tinder?s a good way to meet people? >> tinder? maybe.s chicken. >> chicken tinder? >> yeah. >> fun to have on a date. do your friends at school have boyfriends? that answer. my friend pretended to but it was a stuffed animal.

happened with him. >> i they like to do it all the all the time? >> play with my legos. >> do you like girls? >> a girlfriend? >> who is she. >> isabella. >> what do you like about her? >> her l toys. >> there is anyone you have a crush on? >> it's a secret. i'm not telling anybody. >>friend? >> no. but -- she's beautiful. >> what do you like about her besides that she'she's just beautiful. >> is there any boy you have a crush on at school? >> no. >> were in love with her? >> i meet her -- when i meet her during just so beautiful.

she was just so beautiful. >> i'm not really into that stuff anymore. >> like what stuff? >> like marrying stuff anymor i want to be single just now. >> for the rest of your life or just now? >> just at the moment. i'm not sure about maybe when i get want to focus on yourself and your career? >> yeah. >> what is love?s. >> wow.love is? >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. thank you, take a break. when we come back, the guy who still doesn't know who won the super bowl, plus three with shaquille o'neal, so stick

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. on first joining us now on the wall of america our big cisco screen, please say hello to jeffrey how you doing? >> i feel like they're going to make fun of me tonight. >> jimmy: you feel like? >> corn hizer and willare going to make fun of me. >> jimmy: no, never. are those vhs tapes? >> those are board games. >> board games, all right. we're getting a senseght now. >> yes.

started this game, first of all? >> so there was a blogger whoo to college basketball games. one year he told us readers about this game that he played kind of with himself to see if he could be the last man to find out who won the super bowlof us decided we wanted to do it too. >> jimmy: this guy was playing with himself, you guys joined in, you still do not -- he ore? >> no, he does not. >> jimmy: you know who played in the super bowl, correct? >> yeah, panthers and ou are a football fan in general? yes? >> sports fan. >> jimmy: sports fan. do you know who perform the at halftime of the super bowl? >> jimmy: she was one of them, yeah, okay. don't we have to avoid all ng this? >> sal: absolutely. in fact, we were afraid of looking up the new hampshire primary results because we thought we might have gotten

>> jimmy: when was the last time then? >> for nonwork purposes, it would be sunday. >> jimmy: what are the rules of the game? that you have to abide by? >> sure, so you have to be either a sports fan or feelyou would have -- find out somehow what the result of the game would be. you've got to check in on twitter about every 72 hours or so.- there's actually a rule that you can't leave the country. if you leave the country you're automatically out. if you find out whocore is, you die. >> jimmy: this is all on the >> yeah. >> jimmy: there would be no way to yes, something silly, there's absolutely nothing at stake, there's no point in lying about it. >> jimmy: in the past years, what are some of the ways you found out who won? game? >> one year i found out while listening to "all things considered." they were interviewing aorleans and that was the year the saints won

that. last year my wife, she was doing a writing assignment, one of herer student wrote a haiku about the patriots winning. >> jimmy: oh. >> couple of years ago i found out that the seahawks won during a conversation about black history month. >> jimmy: wow. wilson involved or something? >> yeah, yeah. i forget what it was. my friend just said, "and you know what else happened at black history month?rterback ever won the super bowl." if i didn't know anything i would have known -- if i thoughtck maybe it's be in. >> jimmy: you still don't know who won in 2012? >> no, not consciously. fy sat down and thought about iture it out. but i never found out strictly speaking. >> jimmy: are you still alive in that game? are there other people still competing? >> myself to still be alive. i think if i make it a year that's sort of the end point. >> jimmy: do you want to know who [ laughter ]

for instance, the name of the winner of the super bowl xx 12 was painted on guillermo's were to start opening his shirt and revealing. would you cover your eyes?] >> i don't know if i could resist looking at that. >> jimmy: you don't know. guillermo, show him. then you have the option of covering your eyes or not. and there it is.rmanent tattoo by the way. why do i want to tell you who won this year so badly? >> there are peoplee actively trying to sabotage us are. a couple years ago, people will create twitter names with the result of the gameso if you check your notifications you get spoiled. people call me and do all sorts of things. >> jimmy: this is the dumbest thing i ever heard of. >> yes, it is. sounds like you're really enjoying your life.

it's good to kind of disconnect from the in a while and hang out with the people who are near you. it is silly but it's doing silly things. >> jimmy: what do you do for a k for an organization called playworks. we provide opportunities at elementary schools for kids to participaterecess. i go to different schools and see kid. one year a kid spoiled it for me, 7:30 monday morning, he asked if i saw the game. the ravens h, those lousy kids. well, have fun. keep your eyes closed and ears plug the for the rest of the ye >> jimmy: good luck, i hope you are the last man on earth. xrp [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jeffrey. we have a very good show tonight.m aless yeah cara, tonight, from "pardon the

shaquille o'neal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you had to eat a lightbulb how would you do it? >> i'd crush it. >> jimmy: with your feet or yourith my hands. i'd sprinkle it on some chicken caesar salad with some dressing.o you'd make a meal out of it, enjoy it? >> of course, i would have to. >> jimmy: can you think of one practical use for your belly button? >> jimmy: tsiis. what is it? get in there, make sure nobody's looking.

>> get your ass in the shower. take a moment to enjoy it? >> most of the time. >> jimmy: which would be harder for you to give up? eggs or the letter "q"? >> eggs. >> every morning i got to get the sausage and cheese okay met. >> jimmy: your name would be didn't have a q. >> it would still sound good. larry bird, magic johnson, neal. >> jimmy: you don't need the q at all. >> no. i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you too. >> ciroco life's all ridiculous questions. es and overages. switch to straight talk... ...to get coverage on dependable 4g lte networks. for half the cost. that's right. half. get any of the latest samsung phones or hone. unlimited talk, text and data is 45 bucks a month.

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lause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, from "pardon the interruption" on espn, these call chemistry, tony kornheiser and michael wilbon are here. [ cheers and apps only 19-years-old and already a double platinum recording artist, her debut album is called "know-it-all," alessia cara from the samsung stage.use ] next week on the show, david spade, megan fox, kerry washington, secretary of state john kerry, ben mckenzie, m "game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau, plus music from chris stapleton,

mash-up monday with "panic! at sqo." that is a combination of panic! at the disco and sisqo. it had to be done. that is monday night. despite the fact that he did not receive even one vote at the new hampshire week, our first guest will be in the white house this year and for many years after that. he plays commander-in-chief fitzgerald grant iii on ursdays at 9:00 here on abc. please welcome tony goldwyn! very good to see you. i'm impressed you were here. you were this morning on "good morning america" live from the west ? >> i got up at 2:30 this morning. >> jimmy: good times.

"people" magazinet which started at 3:20 this morning. >> jimmy: great. >> gma for several hours. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> then we had a table read for the next episode of awesome, directed by scott foley. >> jimmy: oh, okay, nice. >> which is fun. then -- so many things went on, now i'm here. >> jimmy:can you go home and go to sleep after this? >> no, we're live tweeting with fans tonight. >> jimmy: you do the live tweeting. you do both the east and west both. then i have to learn my lines for tomorrow. we had a table read today. we never see the scripts before. start shooting tomorrow. i have a 6:00 a.m.d i got a call saying, the scenes are being completely rewritten, but we should have a script to you by 8:30 tonight. >> jimmy: tonight? >> i'm not going to be yeah, wow. it's hard to feel sorry for people in this business but i do feel sorry for you. >> do you? you should. >> jimmy: do you want to lay down for a while?

[ cheers and applause ] you want to. tell me about your psychoanalysis. >> i could really use that. >> jimmy: how's everything? what's your plan for valentine'sor valentine's day -- >> jimmy: you've been married a long time. >> i've been married a long time, so you know. actually, my wife and i, because we forth between new york and l.a., we're day. so this year we actually will be together on sunday. >> jimmy: good. >> so --ome up with something. >> we'll celebrate -- >> jimmy: how do you celebrate? anything, nothing? >> the fact after 29 years -- iething nice, i always get her flowers. but honestly, just being able to go out to dinner together and say, it's valentine's day andher! >> jimmy: 29 years is a very, very long time. that's almost 30 years. [ laughter ]ar. >> it would be 30 years. >> jimmy: i say that in a

how did you meet your wife? >> we met many years ago at a called the williamstown theater festival which is a big summer theater festival on the east coast, massachusetts. i was in college.b. jane, designed sets for movies, at that time was working in the theater. we met. i was -- it was my very first job, youngege. and this guy who i immediately became friends with said, you've got to meet this girl, i'm totally in love with her, and she's like -- but she's a runner and i went running with her this i didn't have any shoes so i ran barefoot. my friend. i said, you ran barefoot? his feet were bloody. he said, yeah, can i borrow? she asked me to with her again. i said what did she say when you ran barefoot? he said, i told her i'm from queens, that's how we do it in e him my running shoes. why don't you come with me, be my wing man.

we get up 00 in the morning. she takes this beautiful bucolic pond in the country. at which point she strips off her so i quickly take off my clothes. and i dive right in after her. and my buddyre are living things in there, i'm from new york, i'm not going in there, i do not swim in anything that does not have cement sides! >> jimmy: you are the worst wing man i everughter ] [ applause ] >> carpe diem. know what i'm saying? so yeah. >> jimmy: tony invited to the wedding? best man. >> jimmy: oh, he was, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, godfather of my first daughter. and i his first son. friends. >> are his feet still bloody? >> still bloody, yeah. >> jimmy: on "scandal," i don't want to ruin anything, your e is not

>> terrible. >> jimmy: yes, you don't have now a wife or a girlfriend. >> or a girlfr inappropriate -- >> i wanted both. >> jimmy: -- for the president of the united states to go on tinder tinder? >> iimmy: i don't see why not either. >> right? he would get so many hits on tinder. >> jimmy i'm going to talk to shonda. >> jimmy: are you going to direct? >> very soon. scott's directing the one we're just starting tomorrow. and then me. >> jimmy: i like that you guy dozen that. when you are directing an episode, who on the cast is the most difficult to deal with? suddenly you're a director, you're in a different position. who gives you the most do you think, jimmy? let me put it -- do you want to guess? >> jimmy: i would guess josh. >> really? no, josh is -- josh is our real -- is the practical osh is really always sweet with me. the person who gives me a really hard time is ms. washington herself are heard.

>> she mercilessly, especially when i direct. i'll go, you know kerry, i thought maybe -- that's so great but maybe if we tried it this way. she's like, blah, blah, blah,ah. or like doing a love scene. well, i thought we would be kissing here. she's like, said, tony, to make you crazy i'm going to be so nice to scott. >> jimmy: oh, really. wow. you guys are very tight. >> it's weird. >> jimmy: either you guys are all still a real tight unit or you're very good at lying, i'm >> for it really doesn't matter. >> we're like -- >> jimmy: it is strange. >> it's weird and cultic, we love hanging out together. >> jimmy: every other show everyone hates each other by is usually when that happens, right? >> truly, i know. anyway, we're blessed. >> it's very good to see you. i hope you get a little bit of rs and applause ]

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take a [ bleep ]. >> you've come iners supporter. you have a few doubts but you really like him. what do you think of his big [ bleep ]? >> it was apected. >> people came up and said, yourleep ] your mother. i'd [ bleep ] your mother. just over and over again. >> you talk about your son, you said he had>> he does. >> thanks for saving me. >> thank you for [ bleep ]ing my behind, literally. [ cheers and applause ] be right back!

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immy: hi, there. still to come, music from alisa cara. of all the duos who get paid to fight about sports on tv, our he best and the baldest. their always entertaining show "pardon the interruption," is in

and michael wilbon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like seeing you guys together, i like seealso. it's like ernie and bert, you never see the bottom parts. >> you're lucky i happy to have you here. we met on a plane. >> five-hour flight, it was great. >> jimmy: tony, you hate flying. >> hate is low on the bar,han hate. >> jimmy: what is it like to fly with tony? >> i did ate lot for 25 years, i've bailede flying? >> this was a four-pill flight for him i'm guessing. >> no, he's seen me walking on the concourse to the plane, stopping at water fountains and down like they're tic-tacs. >> jimmy: wow, wow.

>> jimmy: you never get over that? >> i tried. i went to fearful flyer and took that course. but the graduation exercise is you've got to go on a flight. so i didn't actually graduate. [ laughter ] >> he's like my has to get on a flight and meet the pilot. >> i do. no, wait no. honestly, that puts you at ease. if anybody out there is afraid of flying, meeting thereat thing. you realize he's a regular guy, regular woman, whatever. there. >> jimmy: what if the pilot is not a regular guy? blew ten more years of flying for him. >> i've walked off planes. >> jimmy: based on the pilot? >> no, just some -- i have the attendant fears. the fear of boats. the fear of bridges. it's separation from land my: so you're consistent in general. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at the very least. >> if you need to drive somewhere? i'm your guy. >> he's your et that's the

[ cheers and applause ] how long are you known each other and how did you come to be a team? >> i hate to say was a summer intern, he was a slightly older gentleman even then. >> right. i maintain that distance as time goes on. >> we worked together at "the washington post" before anybody said, you should be on television. which we thought was a joke. >> well idea was it to pair you on television? >> mark shapiro. >> when he was running espn. >> jimmy: he saw you and he said, oh, theseeat? >> what he wanted to do, espn at that point did not have a commentary show, did not have an opinion show. and he felt if you're going to have an opinion shought the network needed, it would be great to have it from washington, d.c. because that's where all the sunday talk shows, the political shows are from, opinion shows. he'd seen us variety of espn things and thought it would be a good idea. >> he said the first thing he

high level was put us on tv.d thing you are going to do is be fired. >> jimmy: you were skeptical? >> we were both skeptical. >> i have mirrors in my house. we didn't think welevision people. the late great howard cosell once said these words to me. "don't you realize you're unsightly?" [ laughter ]>> jimmy: such a handsome man himself. >> absolutely. the first deal we got was a three-year deal, two years guaranteed. and one year at the option of the network.e this. they're going to fire us in three weeks. this is a great deal, take it. we had confidence. >> jimmy: it was -- i love the chemistry, i could watch you talk and argue about anything.int after all this time together how to skin? push a button? and is that something that you regularly do? >> we don't reg. if you're in a mean mod mood

there are things we could do but i don't think the viewers are going to go fort. >> intentionally pushing buttons. people say, do you get angry at each other? in the moment we do. then you let go. we're not of the studio. >> no, look, for a lot of people it's like watching their grandparents fight. you know, that's fun, that's are you best friends? >> not best friends. we do stuff together. people are shocked if they see outside a golf course together. >> we play golf. >> they scream out, you guysother? >> well, i'm older and his son matthew is really young and my kids are out of the house. >> jimmy: have you seen each other naked?tant question. >> locker room, probably so. >> jimmy: probably so? >> probably so. >> jimmy: an impression was not made. you guys, i wasys today, you were talking about dwight howard, true or is. >> true.

i think as a group we felt burned by the dwight howard experience. >> wherever he leaves, if he'shere's discord. he leaves, he's left the teams in a worse spot than when he got there. >> jimmy: it does seem to be the? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is he one of your neighbors or something? >> no -- >> you defended him for years. >> i did. this is a hot-button thing. tony started attackinghe was leading a team to the finals, not great timing. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> who won that one? >> he was right. subsequently players influenceers pull you aside and say, this guy's a clown, he's never serious about his craft, you start to listen. >> jimmy: players talk to you and that does influence you.e bryant didn't get along with dwight howard while they played together at lakers. i assume that's who told you that. >> not necessarily, no. not necessarily. >> jimmy: you've heard it from a lot of people?ese guys? a guy like dwight howard, then do you have uncomfortable confrontations with people?

them -- it's different when you when you're a writer, writing for a newspaper. that's just criticism. when you criticize, you know this, you say mean things on television, you're part of the show. there'stion. >> ask him about chip kelly and how that's working out. >> i was not one of the national lap dogs when it came to proclaiming chip kelly's them. >> i criticized people who -- >> he killed chip kelly. >> i was critical of chip kelly. > i spoke to him last week at a super bowl party. >> jimmy: and? >> 20 great minutes talking about pro basketball, talking about travel. stuffl kinds of stuff. >> he was gleeful when kelly gotshow you the text he sent me when i told him i had a great conversation with chip kelly, it's not repeatable. >> the last two words followed by sixre not for this audience. >> jimmy: that's very

will it change the way you speak about chip kelly in the future? >>: it will not. maybe you guys aren't going to a basketball game together. it's great to have you guys on. you guys are here in l.a. tomorrow as well? >> yeah.lause ] >> jimmy: pardon the interruption" airs weekdays at 5:30 eastern time on espn.and michael wilbon. be right back with alessia cara!mmel live concert series is presented by samsung. (nature sounds) and roar,

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is present by samsung.i want to thank tony goldwyn, tony kornheiser, and michael wilbon and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of ely. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her album "know-it-all," here with the song "here," alessia cara. [ cheers and applause ]

i seem uninterested or i'm not listenin'nt truly i ain't got no business here but since my friends are here i just came to kick it but really i woulde all by myself not in this room with people who don't even care about my well-being i don't dance don't asknd so you can go back please enjoy your party i'll be here somewhere in the corner under clouds ofhis boy who's hollering i can hardly hear over this music i don't listen to and i don't wanna get with you so that i'll be over here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh i ask myself here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh here and i can't wait

seem a little unimpressed with this an anti-social pessimist but usually i don't mess with this and i know you mean only the best r intentions aren't to bother me but honestly i'd rather be somewhere with my people we can kick it and just listen with the message like we usually do and we'll discuss our big dreams how we plan to take over the planet so pardon my manners understand it that i'll be here not there in the kitchen with the girl ing about her friends so tell them i'll be here right next to the boy who's throwing up ' cause he can't take what's in his cup no more here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh i ask myself what am i doing

and i can't wait till we can break up outta here next to the refrigerator some girl's talking 'bout her haters she ain't got none how did it ever come to this come to this so holla at me i'll be in the car when you're done i'm standoffish don't want what you're offeringng awfully sad it had to be that way so tell my people when they're ready that i'm ready and i'm standing my beanie low yo i'll be over here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh i ask myself e oh-oh-oh here oh-oh-oh here and i can't wait till we can break up outta here if you're readydy oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh if you're ready

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