>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- gwen stefani. john kerry. and guillermo at the 2016 grammy awards.he cletones. and now, step aside, here's

nd applause ] immy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy. i'm theu for coming. thank you for watching at home. i appreciate your coming. that's very kind. [ cheers and applause ] it's very quiet in l.a.he grammy awards. the sanitation crews have cleaned up all the uptown funk that was all over the street. [ laughter ] everything is back to abnormal big winners at the grammys last night. did you watch the grammy awards last night? [ cheers and applause ] i have no stake in it if you did or you didn't. but kendrick lamar, who gave aormance, took home five awards. taylor swift won three grammys including the big one, album of the year. [ cheew itself ran 3 1/2 hours long. so not everyone stayed for the

most notably, ice cube. ice cube was a presenter last night but as soon as he was doneook to snapchat to say adios. >> if any of y'all thought i was going to stay through that whole out your batty ass mind. i'm back in the car, bitch. [ cheers and applause ] batty ass mind. that's a new one. i was not familiar with the term batty ass. but i'm going to use it. hey, batty ass, how there? >> doing great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is a crazy thing that happened. this happened after the grammys. and if this wasn't on video, it i would have believed it. but taiga, the rapper, who's from here in los angeles, had a big afterparty at a club in hollywood last night. so a caror hawkins, the drummer from foo fighters, beck the singer from beck, and sir paul mccartney, formerly of the show up for the party.

on the list. and turns them away. look at this. >> how vip do we got tohey won't let you in? what? >> we need another hit, guys. we need another hit. work on it. >> next >> so look at this. they told them to hit the abbey road, and he did. they got him out of ent back into the car and went to another party. so today tyga got hammered on social media, and he had. he wrote, "i don't control the door. i had no knowledge sir paul was there. i just performed and left. and why would i denyy? stop it, he's a legend." now, obviously tyga wasn't at the door keeping people who've been knighted from getting in. but i wanted to get to the bottom of to clear things up,

backstage.eers and applause ] hey, is there a problem? is there a problem? >> jimmy, they won't let me in the green room. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. tell the doorman you're in the i'm in the beatles. you know the beatles, right? >> jimmy: still it didn't work, huh? these guys are very -- hey, what happened last night? are you more of just a ringo guy i kind of like woke up to -- [ laughter ] a series of texts and like tmz like. it was pretty crazy.ot know that this was happening? >> i had no knowledge. i was like inside performing. was outside. i would have wentmike, you know, brought him in, performed. >> jimmy: i heard the fire marshal was the one that come in. >> yeah, tweet the fire tweet me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you'd think fire codes wouldn't apply to beatles. there's only two of them left, hter ]

show up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and appla interesting. so tyga, did you have a list of people that you invited to the party? >> no. i actually got paid to go and perform. i really knowledge of what was going on. i just showed up, you know, and -- >> jimmy: have you reached out to paul mccartney to apologize? >> i mean, i tweeted him, but i seen my tweet. [ laughter ] i have a show coming up. i'm going on tour. i have a show february 26th at the nokia theater. paul, if you're watching this i'd love to youimmy: he's not going to fall for that again. [ laughter ] >> i'll personally walk you in. >> jimmy: tyga, do you think paul will retaliate with i don't think so. he's pretty o.g. in the game. >> jimmy: you know, i'm going to make an executive decision. and please let tyga in the green room all right?

we have a great show for you the luminous gwen stefani is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] we have a huge crowd outside gathered around the samsung been lined up since late last night. last time or maybe the time before gwen was here she climbed up the scaffolding on our stage. how high is thatout 30 feet in the air. if gwen was fire marshal she'd let paul mccartney right in. [ laughter ] nor. also with us one of the stars of president obama's cabinet, secretary of state john kerry is here. [ cheers and applause ] the reason he's here isn to town to negotiate peace between taylor swift and kanye west. [ laughter ] you know, jeb bush is still to be president. jeb needs a strong result in the south carolina primary this weekend.

jeb at a rally. it's tough to get an endorsement from the country's mos dog painter. george was in rare form supporting his brother and bringing down the house with zingers like this. >> there seems to be a lot of name calling going on but i want to remind you whatld me one time. labels are for soup cans.ughter ] >> jimmy: you can see, it's a good one. not only did george stadium wp his stump with his brother, they hannity show last night where he proved he's still as sharp as a yak. >> i'm not an expert in a lot of things but i'm pretty knowledgeable about what it takes to be president. since i were one. >> jimmy: he were one. he's back, folks. still fighting that war on grammar. but he's back. [ laughter ] it's fun to watch jeb andgether because sometimes it's

serious or just screwing with his brother. >> i will lead the country through tumultuous events. that's what i believe i caned how to do it when i was governor of the state of florida. >> yeah, i know you can do it.>> jimmy: there you go. when a bully is beating you up you bring in your big brother. this is probably where george bush wouldast night. last night and tonight from new york the westminster dog show, this is the 140th westminster dog show. the winner gets a blue ribbon and all the t. it's really a fun thing for the dog. i will say i don't know if i agree with the concept of a dog out the way they parade these animals around judging them on their looks. they treat these dogs like they're beauty pageant contestants. it's really -- there's already been some controversy surrounding last

on twitter today kanye said he made that bitch famous.plause ] i was watching the dog show a few years ago. i thought of something that's now become kind of a tradition for us. i was wondering what it would we graphically removed the dogs from the dog show. so the owners would be prancing around with nothing on the leash. [ laughter ] i'm still not sure how our graphics guys do this they did, and here it is. the westminster dog show minus dogs.ughter ] right? [ cheers and applause ] i can watch that for a couple of hours. i don't know if they look crazier with the dogs or without them. we have to take a break.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. gwen stefani and secretary of state john kerry are on the way. but first you know the grammys were last e festivities all weekend in l.a. it's a big deal. i hosted an event for musicares honoring lionel richie on saturday. it's a great organization.

itself is a lot of fun. [ applause ] it's similar to what they did during the grammys broadcast last night. they invited a bunch of sing lionel richie songs. so one of those musiciansize stevie wonder and he's there to sing "three times a lady." and i get to introduce him. which you know, is a big nding there in the wings with our music booker, a guy named scott igo. we're on the side of the stage. and there's a video playing while they set stevie up, they're bringing out his chair and his instrument and all this stuff. now, i'm about, i don't know 20:00 yards from where steviecan see him and we're excited. then stevie kind of waves and moves his arm like this and scott goes, hey, i think he just waved at you. and i looked over to see if he was kidding. and he wasn't. did. i don't think stevie's a waver and then scott locked himself in

haven't seen him since saturday. [ applause ] last night before the grammys got started the stars arrived on the red carpet and guillermo was there with his microphone, with a gal lonn of with a list of the best questions any correspondent has ever asked. here he is, guillermo on the red carpet at the grammys. >> hi, it's me, here at the grammys, and i'm going to talk to a lot of celebrities. i hope so. >> hi. how are you? for jimmy kimmel. how are you doing? >> i'm doinghere are the machines? >> they're here, actually. they're my band and they're around here. rob's here. chris is here. >> whatart give you for valentine? >> i didn't get anything but i spoke to my mom. >> i have something for you. okay? because you didn't get anything. look.

>> you're welcome. thank you very much. in europe they give two kiss, huh? in mexico they give five kiss.hter ] thank you very much. >> hi. how are you? >> what's up? miami dade county 305 at the grammys. we the best. major key e hell are you wearing? >> i'm wearing we da best, finest fabric. shot terrell my stylist. this fabric's cut from a specialt cloth. cloth alert. >> can you sign my -- the poster? >> that's miami. >> the to get you. >> huh? the rhythm's going to get you. >> do you know how to do the conga? >> there you are. won't you shake your body baby dot conga. know youf any longer. >> what the hell are you wearing? >> i'm wearing strings and whips. >> oh. be careful with the birds.

>> tequila. >> oh, yeah. >> what are we going to cheers? >> cheers to -- >> to lesbians. >> to lesbians.hter ] >> in a fight between lady gaga and lady antebellum who do you think will win? >> lady gaga. no question. she'd kick everybody's r money on lady gaga. how much money? i think lady antebellum. how much money you got? >> i'll put a 20 on it. >> e a great santa claus for my kids' school. [ laughter ] >> everything good? >> [ speaking spanish ]. >> what the hell are you>> [ speaking spanish ].panish. [ laughter ] >> winona

send her. but if you have beyonce or rihanna send them over here too. >> what the heck? >> how are you? what are you bedazzle. >> bedazzle. >> bedazzle. i love the way you say that. >> bedazzle? >> yeah. rhinestones. >> i like your hair. >> you've been drinking. >> me? >> yeah. only a little bit. what are you doing tonight? >> do you even know who i am? >> yeah. no. i'm drunk. >> hi. charlie puth, how are you doing? >> i know you. >> do you want a peanut butter and jelly in a can? >> what? >> a peanut butter jelly in a can? >> isis? >> yeah. >> all right. here we go. oh, my god. >> you know what? don't eat probably from months ago.

oh, got. it's actual bread and peanut butter. >> do you want a pie? >> do i want a pie? sure. -- where is all this food coming from? >> oh, god. here we go.>> [ bleep ]. >> you like it? >> no. >> thank you very much. tony bennett. tony bennett. how are you doing, sir? nice meeting you. ] it was nice meeting tony bennett. good guy. hey, kendrick. hey, kendrick, for how are you? how are you doing? everything good? wow. kendrick lamar. not very good. i can tell you that. >> three amigos. how are you guys? >> very well. nice to see you. >> we're ready to play. >> are you guys performing tonight? >> yes. >> yeah.

>> is that warm you up. >> good as you are, bad as i am. >> do you want a pickle? >> not really. do you want a pickled egg? >> actually, i have a date tonight. so -- >> i'm at eggs anonymous.- >> will you give jimmy a kiss for me? >> i'll give him the kiss. >> no, you've got to kiss jimmy for me. >> i'll kiss jimmy for you. >> i'll kiss you. and then you kiss jimmy. see you. >> lionel. for "jimmy kimmel live." hey. >> how are you? >> i want to ask you a question. >> my little soulmate. >> oh, my god. oh, my great guy. this is the best interview i've ever done. [ laughter >> jimmy: gracias guillermo. i'll take that kiss later.use ] tonight on the show, secretary

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, from the united states, the secretary of state john kerry is here. new show on hulu. tomorrow night megan fox will be here. from "gotham" ben mmmy winner chris stapleton. and on thursday, from "scandal," kerry washington. from "game of thrones," nikolaj coster-waldau, and music from jason derulo. join us then. [ chfirst guest tonight is one of the most talented and just the country/world. this is her new lp called "this s like." it will be made available march 18th. please say hello to gwen stefani.

[ cheers and applause ] by the way, first of all, thank you for coming. secondly, that was unbelievable, what you did last night during the grammys. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's never been done before, right? >> i can't believe that was a trip. >> jimmy: for those who missed it, you did a four-minute -- during commercial time live music video. you performed the whole thingnd was live. >> yes. >> jimmy: which meant there's a great possibility of somebody screwing up and turning the whole thing how long did you rehearse for something like that? >> well, they've been talking about it since christmas. and you know, planning it and just counts. there was hundreds of people working there. and i personally worked on it probably six days maybe at the most. >> jimmy: six days. >> i mean,the morning to like 3:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: let's show a clip.

this is what it entailed. that is a part of it. that is you and you're roller a good roller skater, by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you have to learn to roller skate for this event? >> i actually -- i guess i sort of know how to from when i was ano, i'm not a roller skater. >> jimmy: and what are you roller skating in right there? is this a circle you're going in? >> it reveals look a target you look down on it. it's a target circle. >> jimmy: that was -- >> that was when there was a crash. >> jimmy: yeah. that was not you, right? >> no. was me but that was a stunt double. we did that on purpose so people would go oh, my god, it's live and she fell. >> jimmy: well, we did think that last night and then we wentnd you were in the next shot. so it could not -- unless there are two of you, which is possible. >> no.ble is when they put the skates on me. i'm singing to the piano and they put skates on me and i go through. there was a door i went in which two takes before that i almost i went through. my feet went up and i landed on

and i think that really helped me knock some sense into me. [ laughter ] because actually after that i was really good. so i it's just crazy. >> jimmy: you had a neon song that said blake's. was that for blake lively or blake griffin?erhaps i don't know, maybe another -- >> yeah, that was -- i don't know. that was a coincidence. i don't know why they put that. that was weird. about blake shelton? >> it is, actually. yeah. >> jimmy: it sounds like it is. >> i will admit that song is about that guy, yeah. >> jimmy: isn't it great something in your life and you can actually make something out of it that's a creative expression? >> you know, what's so crazy isdy can -- if you really absorb it you can turn it into something beautiful. this whole album is really abouthing that was awful and just, i don't know, healing from it and then turning it into something beautiful. >> jimmy: that's the great thing about your job.

target, for can't do that. they go through something bad, they go through whatever, they can't make a hit record out of it.n to this and relate to it and get pleasure out of it. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm saying it's a good thing. this is your first time at the grammys. in -- what year was that? >> i don't. >> jimmy: long time ago. >> that was old school. >> jimmy: what are you wearing there? [ laughter ] >> you don't like it? >> jimmy: who are you wearing there? >> my god. cute. you know, very japanese. >> you are right. you have to understand, like back in those days, like i did not have stylists. i did not have makeup i did -- i drove the van. do you know what i mean? through corn fields late at night. i was in a van with all guys ands are going to get a grammy, you're nominated. so we flew back. we were on tour for probably already a year and a half straight. i mean gone, gone on tour around my hair was broken off.

new york and they took me shopping and i was like what am i going to wear? and somebody sent me that. dolc it's one of the first times a designer was like you can wear this for free. i was like, whoa, okay. does it fit? barely. you know what i mean?idn't have someone to like fit it on me or anything. i just was like -- >> jimmy: you've come a very long way, haven't you? >> i have. [ cheers and applause ]e living with your parents back then. >> i was still living with my parents. i was 26. >> jimmy: i read i think yesterday, maybe the day before, that no doubt has -- they've taken on a new lead oh. i think -- >> jimmy: i hope this is not the first you're hearing about it. [ laughter ] >> i actually first heard about it on the internet. like a side project. they want to do a band. they want to be in a punk band. it's not no doubt. >> jimmy: oh, it's not no doubt. >> they're all the guys from no doubt are doing a new i see. okay.

>> jimmy: i don't know why they positioned it like it was the sammy hagar david lee roth it be something if they got sammy hague tore replace you? >> they should have done that. >> jimmy: but then if you call and say okay, that guy's out, i'm back in, are you back with no doubt?ext tony and ask him that. >> jimmy: would they have to vote? would the band have to actually -- >> i think there probably would be a vote, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. the van if you're not there? >> that's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: through the corn fields and everything. i mean, really. well, we're going to take a break. when we something i hope you'll enjoy. >> i love you. >> jimmy: i want to show you something. this is the wall of america. on the wall we've got six different people. one of these people is a person from your your -- well, i'm not going to say exactly where from your past. but -- >> this is so weird. >> jimmy: -- when we come back we're going to see if you can figure it out.

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[ cheers and applause ] we are back with gwen stefani. this is her album. it's called "this is what the truth feels like." it's time to play "blast from the past." here we go.eople on the wall. one of these people, only one of these people, is from your past. and you can go ahead and pick somebody. and when you pick somebody you can ask them if they are the person from your past. and if they are, that yes or no questions. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: so look at the screen -- >> i already feel terrible because i don't recognize anybody. sorry. i have a really bads okay. just look at the faces.

>> if i really had to choose i would say number 6. >> jimmy: number 6. number 6, are youom gwen stefani's past? >> boom shaka lacka, i am not.business. >> jimmy: he is not from your past. let's go back to the wall. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: look around again. i honestly, i feel sick right now.e i can't -- >> jimmy: that's what we want from our guests. [ laughter ] >> okay. they said it was from a real long time ago. i'm going to go for numberumber 4, are you the person from gwen's past? >> i am the person from gwen's past. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah. gwen, do you recognizeman? >> i have the worst memory. oh, my gosh. am i going to feel horrible right now? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know if you are. i hope not.

does that ring a bell? [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> jimmy: gwen, you want to ask a yes or no -oh, come on. how would i remember that? so you're from camp fox, which was when i was in seventh grade or eventh grade? >> was it seventh grade? >> that's right. >> yeah. we went to camp and -- >> jimmy: oh, that's tracy. >> yeah, that's tracy from camp fox.ughter ] >> jimmy: tracy, maybe you can help gwen. what do you remember from your time with gwen? >> well, our first year of camp we were in the same cabin and we had the boys row us over to italian gardens because we didn't want to do the work maybe gwen might have had a crush on one of the counselors named jeff or -- >> oh, my god, i did. [ laughter ]

jeff looks like a fitness instructor. what's going on here also? tracy, is that you? >> that guy's naughty. -- >> jimmy: what did he do? >> afterward we went -- we went on a date or something. i can barely t to like the drive-ins. i was like i've got to go home. like it was bad. and i never talked to him again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's a blast from jeff's past too.ds with jeff? >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: she is not friends with -- she married jeff. jeff, come on out. [ laughter ] tracy. what a great reunion that was. [ applause ] thank you, tracy. gwen stefani. you' are you going to play for us tonight? >> i'm going to do my new single "make me like you." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the new album comes out march 18th. it's called truth feels like." gwen stefani.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. over the last three years our next guest has been to almost logged more than a million frequent flyer miles. he is the head of the u.s. state department. please welcome secretary of state john kerry. [ cheers and applause ] or coming. do i call you your honor or what is the proper way to address the secretary of state? >> hat seems simple enough. >> that's quite a ride, that thing. >> jimmy: the elevator? the pretend elevator. why do i feel like you're here

[ cheers and applause ] how long have you been secretary of state for now? >> i've been secretary of state since february 1st, i know you said you like the job. do you still like the job? >> i love the job. >> jimmy: you love the job. >> i have the best job in immy: really? i feel like guillermo has the better job. >> who? >> jimmy: guillermo over here. >> i'll tell you this. guillermo has more fun than i e probably does. because when bad things happen around the world they say john, go there. >> no, they say why did you let that happen? >> jimmy: and why did you lettoo? >> it's okay. i truly love -- it's fantastic. to be able to represent your country and to be able towar, to try to make a country better, to make our country stronger, it's a my: it's such a hard job, though. and you're dealing with -- you had a cease-fire agreement in syria over the weekend.

>> well, we have an agreement to try to make it course of the week. and i think everybody believes it's going to take a little longer than that. but we also didn't want to sort of say oh, let's have a ks or two weeks. it doesn't make sense. you've got to push the process as hard as you can. and try to save lives. and so we're pushing the process.d a week, we'll get it done sooner than we would have if we did it in two weeks or three weeks. >> jimmy: do ypeless, like there's no reasoning with this group of people or that group of people and they're not listening to me and there's nothing i can do, why am i here, why am i not home in bed? >> am i allowed to lie? >> jimmy: of course. isn't that what politicians do? [ laughter ] [ applause ] not you of course. but the others whog next to me. [ laughter ] >> well, i'm -- i'm out of politics now. >> jimmy: are you? do you feel like you are out of politics?

andlican field, half of them are too. >> jimmy: you get feedback as you visit these other countries -- >> i do. >> jimmy: people who say what's going on with this donald trump, is he really going to banm coming into the country? do you hear about that stuff from people? >> i hear about it everywhere. >> jimmy: you do? >> i >> and i think next year the white house will be sending out a lot less christmas cards. >> jimmy: not if donald trump's in it. he's going to send outs cards. there will be no happy holidays at all. the holidays will not be happy anymore. [ applause ] when you get a phone call in thenight, it's never good news, right? i mean, it's always something bad. >> if you get -- yeah. if you get a call. >> jimmy: not the call goes to you, whether or not you're awakened in the night? is it a person specifically? >> we have people working 24n the state department.

whether it would go to me or whether it would go to the secretary of defense or whether it would goe house. >> jimmy: are there times where you say i've got to wake the president up? >> no. i -- no. i have not had to do that. there's a process where if that had to happen it would either be the chief of staff of the white house or adviser i'm sure. >> jimmy: if you and i were friends, i would call you in the milled of the night all the time. [ laughter ] and i would be like, [ accent ]le in abu dhabi." [ laughter ] >> that's why if you put a screen up with six people from my past i wouldn't remember you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wheng, we have a map actually. i think it's interesting to visualize all the different countries that you've been to since you started this job. you probably would adde just counting your own personal travels. all the countries in red -- like

would be way ahead of everybody ughter ] are you planning to get to all of them before you're done? >> looks like a game of monopoly to me. i like it. >> jimmy: do you pack yourself or does someone pack for you? myself. >> jimmy: are you always packed and ready to go? >> i actually have a bag that rarely gets completely you have an international calling plan? >> no. yes, i do. i do. i absolutely do. >> jimmy: what do you say to people who say -- w happens in other countries is important to us in this country? >> i say to people that you know, there's no such thing ascy. everything we do now, i mean, this world is so interconnected. and everything that we do in the state department is geared toward creating jobs, making life better for americans,ng us here at home. i mean, we all saw what happened in san bernardino. we know what happened in paris.

if we don't do our job to the best of our ability all the time, we're letting the american people downesident obama has made clear that the top priority of his administration is to keep america safe. and we're doing everything possible. >> jimmy: your job seems likene could ever have to me. what would you do -- if you had to sit taylor swift and kanye west down, how would you -- >> i i was here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we could set that up. [ applause ] well, i appreciate youp by. >> i'm not even sure the best secretary of state could get a cease-fire between them. >> jimmy: well, maybe theill have that on their agenda. well, thank you so much for coming. >> it's such a pleasure. >> jimmy: i appreciate you being here. secretary of state john kerry, everybody. we'll bestefani stefani.

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