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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i hope you had a good weekend. i tell you something, i had a weird thing happen to me last night. i was on the phone, which is weird for me to start. i don't talk on the phone much.he kitchen. when i'm on the phone i pace like a rat in some kind of pace and i eat. i don't think about it, i eat it. i ate a banana, ate peanut butter, got another banana, putut over that. i spotted mints on the counter. i shook one out and ate it.

it tasted not so t the container, they were not mints, they were chewable bonene, the sea sickness medication. i i ate so many i could go on a teacup ride on the high seas and i wouldn't feel a thing. it's a good lesson, look at things before you eat king of nauseating circumstances, the race for president is starting to get down to it. on saturday there was a republican primary and democratic caucuses.edged out bernie sanders in nevada. she won by 5 points thanks to a key last-minute endorsement from the blue man group that took her over the top. on the republican sidep won south carolina by a wide margin, by 10 points. and for me the real takeaway was that this could be our next first lady of the united states. >> just say an amazing place, south carolina.

he was working very hard. and he loves you. we love you. and we goingvada. and we will see what happened. he will be the best president. [ laughter ]y? [ cheers and applause ] how good is this unexpected -- i's been hiding but we want more melania. meanwhile jeb bush is done. on saturday night after finishing fourth in south carolina, jeb out of his misery and dropped out of the race. >> the people of iowa and new hampshire and south carolina have spoken and i really respect their decision. suspending my campaign. >> no! >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: quite a reaction.dy says no, no! it was probably his wife. [ laughter ] how could this happen?

endorsed him he would have been right on top but no. poor this, his dad won, his brother won, he raised huge amounts of money, he spent $130 million for nothing. he could have made half avie that only he could see. but the writing was on the wall. this is one of jeb's final moments as a candidate. >> governor bush, thank you very much. >> thank you, guys. >> thank you.t this way? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: that's the question hee months ago, i go out this way? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be free, jeb, run and play.t today, is there any chance jeb bush will vote for donald trump? i know he's a republican. but if it comes down to -- he's voting for hillary guaranteed. [ laughter ] in a it, the race for president is not so different from "the bachelor" in that every week someone is

earlier tonight on abc, bachelor ben narrowed his three women and ben carson, he's still hanging in there. but this week was hometown date week. hometown dates are a magical moment when the bachelor gets ao a father's eyes and say, sir, i care about -- your daughter as well as the three other daughters i'm currently making out with on it's easy to get caught up. as if this is all normal or acceptable. but it isn't. and sometimes you have to stop and say what hell is going on? this was allent exchange between jojo and her mom tonight. >> i'm falling in love with him and i'm so scared, mom, i'm so scared. i just don't want to get you're not going to get hurt, you're beautiful. >> i know but i'm just like -- it's so hard for me. i didn't know if i was going to relationship. >> but you did.

>> yeah, mom, i'm just -- it's like it's hard, it's scary. there's threevolved. >> oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh.w how the show works? jojo has quite a family by the way. we got to meet her brothers tonight, who were very,say the least. >> come here!you go! >> say hi to ben! >> jimmy: oh my god. take it will you? her brothers are more into her than ben is. [ laughter ] by far my favorite -- the top moment of tonight was when jojo's mom -- watch how she very tense moment between ben and one of jojo's creepy brothers.

have real emotional feelings.on't get the same read -- >> jimmy: right out of the bottle. did anyone notice? e drama on tonight's show. for those who missed it it's time to break it down emoji style, "the bachelo. tonight it went like this. ben went on his first hometown date with amanda.wo kids who sounds like a mouse. they went to the beach and made an octopus in the sand. then ben met and kayla's family and that was kind of boring. except for the fact that kayla's mom wears adult last hometown date ben flew to texas to meet jojo's family.

saw jojo's momming too a swig from a bottle of champagne. at the rose ceremony ben sent amanda, the one with the mouseme. amanda then cried in the car. ben cried in the house. like a ile he cried. but that's all okay because next week he gets to have sex with all three remaining women.pplause ] week. by the way, i feel compelled to mention at the beginning of the season, the beginning of the year, i picked three women to make it to the jojo, lauren and kayla. guess who the final three are? jojo, lauren and kayla. [ cheers and applause ] that is whyl me nostradamus.

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lause ] >> jimmy: when we come back we have a live camera on a roller coaster at disney. we're going to have some funkruptcy judge is asking 50 cent why he's posing with big stacks of money on instagram when he's bankrupt. it's a really good question.be right back. [ cheers and applause ] (vo) making the most out of every mile. that's why i got a subaru

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is a rapper, ur, he's having money problems. problem is he has no money. so he filed for bankruptcy in july.ebt to the tune of around $30 million. but he's been posting pick tours on unsta gram with massive piles of cash. he spelled the word stacks of 100-dollar bills. now a judge is ordering him to appear in court to explain why, for instance, he's in a bed of money.y the way. he wants him to explain why he's got a coffee table made of money. and this one, this is my favorite, is why he's eating a money sandwich.sn't have any money because he ate it all. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] stop partying like it's his birthday. live to california adventure disneyland resort, celebrating

we all are, really. and the they have a big roller coaster called california screaming which we are live at now. we have two riders standing by.mmel. i know you can't see me. but we can see you. and we can hear you. can you hear me? >> hey, : how are you doing? >> good, good. >> jimmy: are your names? >> i'm -- call me miss fam. >> jimmy: where are you from, fam? >> huntington beach. >> jimmy: have you ridden this >> no. >> no, never inter. my first roller coaster. >> jimmy: you've never been on a roller coaster? whoa. >> no i should have got you six bonene. do you know how to play 20 questions, are you familiar>> they told us about it, yeah.

in the seat behind you, you can't turn around, there's a celebrity's face. and what we'd like you to do is try to guess is before the ride is over. you can ask me any yes or no question. and you can guess a name, i'll tell you yes or no if it's right. >> ohto die -- >> jimmy: if you get it right you'll win a prize. this is not the bad part yet, are you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, you can begin.s. >> male or female? >> jimmy: you have to ask a yes or no question -- >> male? >> oh my god -- aahh! [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: over 20?s he an actor? >> jimmy: he is an actor, yes. >> ben affleck?

>> matt>> jimmy: no, not matt damon. >> is he african? >> jimmy: no, he is not african-american. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: yeah, you think over now but it really isn't. it's just about to begin. you're enjoying your first roller coaster ride? >> t, keep guessing. you have any questions?. aahh! >> oh man! >> jimmy: yall. you haven't asked one question. >> my brain's queasy right now.my: do you have any other guesses? >> oh, oh --

nominated for an academy [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: is it you? >> no, no, it's not me. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: it's an actor. ask me if he's -- oh, boy. >> oh my god, oh my god,d. >> jimmy: it is not god, no, it isn't him. >> is it 50 cent? >> jimmy: no. >> is he american? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: the ride's not over. you've still got a little bit of time. about 30 seconds left. >> are you kidding me? no, no! >> jimmy: help him out for god's sake. you're going two miles an >> [ bleep ]. >> ben affleck? >> jimmy: no, it is not ben affleck. >> no, it's not ben att damon? >> no, it's still not matt damon. the ride is over. one of you guys turn around.u can see who it was. >> i love him! oh my gosh.

hold on one second.ou tell him? why didn't you tell him while we were on the ride? >> because i was screaming my head off. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm sorry you didn't win but we haveurros for you. you guys want to go on one more time? >> hell no. and a turkey leg for you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight it'sith kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from "crazy ex-girlfriend" rachel bloom is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul.ns of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by la-la yogurt smoothies. yogurting, practice it on the go. its sleek design... is molent drive systems... paradigm-shifting. its technology-filled

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] >> jimmy: welcome back. nner. from the show "crazy ex-girlfriend" - the crazy ex-girlfriend herself - rachel bloom is here. then - it's mash-up monday - kc and the sunshine band team up m as kcee-lo and the sunshine band - from the samsung stage. tomorrow - from grey's anatomy, ellen pompeo. from "the walking dead" norman reedus. from yo gotti

and later this week - gordon ramsay, kelly ripa, billy brown - with music from and snakehips with chance the rapper. hold on, i need to take a drinkew mug. [ cheers and applause ] in case you're wondering why this is exciting, we learned tonight hosts from other countries travel with their own mugs. it's a lesson that -- [ cheers and applause ]ot aware of, that that was the thing to do. sunday night the oscars return to abc - and for the 11th straight year - our annual post-show - "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars."ow in the works - with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew broderick,

mysteries will be revealed.rs. our first guest is the youngest actor ever to win three emmys - for the great show "breaking bad" - starting friday, crime pays again in the new bank 9." please say hello to aaron paul.lause ] nk you, thank you. >> jimmy: how's it going? >> good, man. you are looking good. >> jimmy: you look really good. >> reallyat, my face? >> yeah, your face, the beard, the hair, everything. >> jimmy: it covers up a lot of flaws. thank you. >> don't i know it. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> doing w's life? >> life is good. >> jimmy: you were a roller coaster guy? >> that was the greatest, greatest segment ever.

the end of the ride after making no guesses at all she said to her husband, "i told you!" yeah, yeah, so funny. >> jimmy: didn't you and your wife -- did you meet on a roller -- something like that? >> pretty much yeah. we met at coachella. ] no, we had our first kiss on a ferris wheel at coachella. awww! yeah. we had our first kiss there. and so wees. we went on a carnival ride not that long ago called the zipper. we all know it. >> jimmy: which one is that? >> it in a car wreck. you know, when i was a kid i thought it was great. and lauren and i were like, let's do this! we went on it.e you in with that janky metal belt? all of a sudden it starts you around. i honestly -- we were drinking

but i felt like i was going to vomit on my wife. wheel, yeah. >> jimmy: you are from idaho. you grew up there. you still have a home there? >> we do, yeah. >> jimmy: you doly great. bad." now with this movie coming out. people back home. >> yeah, yeah. i go back and -- this ise i've done it. we rent out the oldest theater in idaho, the egyptian, downtown boise. and then we just give away st the locals. a lot of the tickets are given away by a scavenger hunt. then i tweet out the right. and then people come racing to try to find the tickets. >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: potentially killing themselves, knocking -- at least>> yeah, it actually gets pretty violent.

last time i did it for "breaking bad" we were hiding tickets . we hid tickets behind a row of funions at cbs. >> jimmy: great. >> i tweeted the location. then i started gettinge and it was just -- a [ bleep ] show. it's like a tornado had gone in there. and destroyed it. just sad. looking at what they had to clean up. yeah. i've learned from my mistakes. >> jimmy: you have. -- >> in non-funion aisles. >> do you have friends there? >> hide itor something yeah. that's a good idea. >> jimmy: toaster oven, tweet the location. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so this is something that somebody did when i was a kid, notrt -- >> no, growing up in idaho i heard about this premiere happening at the egyptian. and i just went down there to

george clooney ander were there, they're the first celebrities i'd ever seen. i'd wanted to be an actor for a long the director of this film he did with them in it, held this thing at the egyptian. >> jimmy: because he was from that area? >> because he loves idaho and he wanted to do a thing up there.re the after party was, i was standing outside, watching people enjoy themselves with michelle pfeiffer and george clooney. i wanted to sneak in. came walking out and he gave me, the director of the film, he gave me the tickets for the party and let me go in. >> jimmy: wow. pretty crazy. >> i used to sneak in here. >> jimmy: i know. have you seen him since then? >> no. >> jimmy: he doesn't realize that? >> yeah, no. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> yeah, yeah. it was a good time. y great. by the way, i wanted to mention another prank you're involved in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because of "breaking bad," the way it ended, i won't specifically say in case p watching it.

people wonder will we see him again? will there be another series? >> yeah. >> jimmy: will whatever. so you did somethingple kept asking, when is season six of "breaking bad" coming out? that hoax kept like resurfacing throughout the years. and i decided to pull a prank,s terrible on periscope. saying, hey, everybody, vince gilligan, creator of "breaking bad," left it up to me to let is in fact going to be a jesse pinkman spinoff. and i'm watching the comments come in as i'm saying this. everyone's super d they don't stick around for my conclusion of the story, letting them know that it's a prank. then it went viral. and everyone thought it was actually t's not happening. and i just felt like a [ bleep ]. so yeah, it's not happening.

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mike is pissed. mike's still mike. his other two, marcus and franco? hey.rry about that? >> coff, look after my: aaron paul, "triple 9" opens in theaters friday. i like that movie, that's a good one. >> super happy. dark. yeah i lovehat fun to make? to play -- i won't say what you play, really.

and robbers. >> yeah, it's the biggest form of cops and robberswas great, it was blessed. >> great cast. >> jimmy: woody winslet, casey of a fleck. >> yeah, great cast. must have time -- >> we did. woody i had not met hadn't, okay. >> no, and i love that man so much. i'm actually in my trailerfilm, i'm watching "out of the furnace." it's the most intense, darkest movie you could possibly watch. woody just plays an absolute i get a knock on the door. i pause the tv. and it's of woody just screaming, making a psychotic face. and i answer the door and it's woody.ow, and just -- cargo

just being woody. super happy. cannot stop smiling. come in my trailer. i say yes. he comes in. he's just giving me nothing but love. saying, "my god, i love you so o great, breaking bad is so fantastic." i'm looking at woody, then i'm looking at the tv paused on his face, just screaming. and he's looking elf screaming. and he looks back at me. i'm like, i'm sorry, i'm not a stalker weird guy. i just happened to be watching n you knocked and i paused. and this is weird. but yeah he's great. >> jimmy: don't worry, he's forgotten it already. it's already wiped sure [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you have a television show on hulu. >> on hulu, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a big deal, your first television show after

>> yeah, you know, i was justth "breaking bad." it's just such great television out there. so i knew jumping back into tv it had to be something s is just that. i'm very excited for people. >> jimmy: what is the name of the show? >> it's called "the path." >> jimmy: what is the idea of the show? >> it follows a that is in the center of a very -- kind of crazyt's being followed by the fbi. i play a husband, father of two, that is in this movement. and that's kind of premise. >> jimmy: do you have a great haircut like youvie? that looks like you got it at supercuts in boise or something. >> yeah, yeah nothing against supercuts or s a hell of a look. >> it's a little bit different. the look in "triple 9" -- my wife loved it. >> jimmy: did she really? was that your own hair? jimmy: no, it wasn't.

>> i have no idea. i think it was some sort of yak's hair. but six hours to put. >> jimmy: every day? >> no, no, no, no. thank god. no, no. six hours to put it in, then throughout the next four months i would leave some of it went. >> jimmy: you shed? >> i shed it all over the place. yeah. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. have fun at your big premiere. >> thank you.] >> jimmy: in boise wednesday night. the movie comes out friday. it's called "triple 9." aaron paul, everybody. we'll be right back with rachel bloom! so my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay a mortgage, and i've also got a brain. life's short, talk is cheap. still don't think i've got a brain? who'll step up when

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>> jimmy: hello there. we're back. still to come, music from d the sunshine band. our next guest won a golden globe for her performance as a lawyer who stalks an ex- amp. the show is called "crazy ex-girlfriend."

rachel bloom.] rachel, i feel likecause there was a huge billboard of you right across the street from us. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you would watch us as we came into work and left everyy let me install cameras in each of the eyes so i really was watching you. yeah. >> jimmy: your show is very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say it's not the kind of thing if it wasme i would ever consider watching. >> jimmy: it's so good. it's so funny. and you won a golden globe for it which is pretty [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so for those who have not seen the show yet explain what the crazy part is of the riend. >> it's about -- when we were

ally mcbeal meetsnchords and that seemed to sell the show. it's a show about a very unhappy person who's spent her life doing what's expected of her. she's about to get a big promotion at a law firm. she's kind of having a crisis. she doesn't know what to do. she runs into her summer camp ex-boyfriend from when she was a. she's so overwhelmed with that feeling of love she decides the solution to all her problems is to follow him to where he lives, which is a place >> jimmy: why west covina specifically? >> well, you know, it's a coupleof all the name is great. we knew we wanted to do a fish out of water story but there have been so -- so much media about a fish out of water storyce in new jersey, an unnamed midwest place. the great thing about southern california is it's so diverse. but like full of chain restaurants. we like to say it's peopleerent cultures going to

and the other thing is i grew up in southern california. and i was desperately in love with a guy who grew up in the next to west covina. i would try to find excuses to go to the san gabriel valley. library. >> jimmy: you would hope to run into him? >> yeah, because when you love someone the most unremarkable place becomes the garden of what we wanted, to do this homage to mundane suburbia. and that's why the show is a musical. eyes is just very, very, very dramatic and it's the most mundane moments. he texts her once and it's a musical number. >> jimmy: where did you grow up here? >> i grooup in >> jimmy: that's a good place to grow up. >> it is. i can't believe it because everyone there's so chill and i'm not. as you can see. to say being depressed in southern california kind of felt like it was illegal. like everyone's super happy.

>> jimmy: what did your parents do for a living? >> my mother is a she's still with us. and my father, also still with us, is a health care lawyer, which to this day i don't know what that means. i feel like that'st there knows what their dad does for a living you can explain it. figure it out. when i did i was bored. >> yes, so ored. no idea. yeah, my parent -- the thing that i love about my parents is we're all like disneyland : really? >> i grew up with a year-long pass to disneyland which is why i loved that roller coaster segment. i had my first exicrisis on the haunted mansion. >> jimmy: what? >> i was on the haunted mansion and there were ghosts all around me and i was like, this is so funny, we're making fun of death!ble!

i'm 12 with my parents and my friend, hey, janette, isn't ite're all going to die? and the ride's making fun of it like it's funny? like it's funny because going to end and aim going to end, isn't that hilarious? and she's like, yeah, i guess. i never saw her again. [ laughter ]re -- not only the star, you're the executive producer of the show and the creator of the show. is that -- do you like that part of the job? are there perks that comet that you enjoy or hate or responsibilities that you do not like? >> it feels very fancy pants. because you have to understand -- a year ago ive a show because my show was with a network, then it wasn't, it was dead. this happened in a quick amount of time, my show was ordered to series, then boom, i'mutive producer of something. it happened very quickly for me and my friends. so when i went into production

those fancy e-mail away messages i'm in production for "crazy ex-girlfriend," if i don't get back to you please contact britney at the office. >> jimmy: strong move. >> very, very strong move. it sounds so douchy.ouchy and sounds daughter do you remembery. >> jimmy: it does. >> but it's necessary. oh yeah. i'm a complete douche bag. so there was an e-mail chainiends in new york. for this like -- we were going to this cabin and i couldn't make it. i was on this big e-mail chain. every time someone would send anhain they would get an automatic message back. hi, i can't make it, he's contact britney. this is a week into production, britney, who's lovely, who know at this point, gets an e-mail from one of my friends saying, hi, britney. as discussed, rachel, here's the person to nut sack matching she commissioned. apparently they were all at this

make and all of my friendsctures of their balls and sent it to britney in the office. >> jimmy: how many friends? >> we're talking about five sets of testicles, guys. five sets and why? >> why? why? why, why, why do we die, why is i have no idea. so first of all these friends are my husband's friends that i have now adopted. >> i see. >> my us was mortified. ney, please don't sue us. but i took this e-mail seriously. and basically what they had done is, this is so gross, they were wasted. and they cut a hole in a trader joe's paper bag their balls through it. and wrote the words "guess deez nuts." and here's the thing. 5. >> jimmy: oh, 0 for 10, really.

the e-mail response. >> oh yeah. here's the thing i learned. because i was like, oh, those balls are long and silly, those belong to my tall no. the long and silly balls belong to my friend who's an army vet. so the thing that i learned is yourur personality. >> jimmy: yeah that's a great lesson for kids. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rachel bloom, everybody. "crazy ex-girlfriend" mondays one right back with kcee-lo and the sunshine band!mmel live concert series is presented by

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