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my: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very nice. that's very nice.body in the audience was doing a cheerleader move, which i appreciated.you. oh, boy. i'm glad you're here. especially after what a mess it was last night. last night, those of you here know, last night the unthinkable happened. it rained. water came down. onto us.ody. which was scary. when it rains in l.a. we don't know what to do with ourselves.e're joking. it isn't a joke. i went to dinner after the show. first of all i forgot my phone. i left my phone at home require went to dinner from work. so i had no idea where i was going. even though the restaurant i was

probably five times.o much on my phone to tell me where to go. the part of my brain that knows where things are has been erased. i still remember all the lyrics ngs but i can't find my house anymore without electronic assistance. so when i did get to dinner 20 e -- everybody's a mess. including me. we're all acting like we just e scene from "mad max: fury road." people are panting. it was as if we'd been caught in the eye of a hurricane and narrowly escaped. that hard. really was just kind of barely raining. but we were frazzled. i had to be unfrazzled this morning. whenever it rains our local newsht there on scene to capture every drop of the liquid drama that unfolds. malibu around 6:00 p.m., the rain hasn't stop falling. drivers had to slow down along a very wet pch.

>> jimmy: yeah, flags were moving. drivers had to slow down. had i known the flags were moving i wouldn't have tried to go to dinner.ive. we're all heroes here tonight. in south carolina, things are looking up for ted cruz. ted cruz for the first time is in a national poll. of course trump is suing the poll so we'll see how that goes. according to the new nbc l" poll, ted cruz is on top with 28%. trump is close behind with 26%. marco rubio is in third. trump of course is very unhappy about this result.ney and a joke. and it is a bit suspicious. because rupert murdoch owns "the wall street journal." he's definitely not a donald trump fan.s what they call an outlier. because every other national poll shows trump with a big lead. in fact, it's such an outlier, it might just be a liar without the out.ies it. he might be the least of donald

he has a new feud going with pope francis. not kidding.s in mexico on his way home he was asked about donald trump. which is funny on its own, really.son who thinks only about building walls wherever they may be and not building bridges is not a christian. which of course is nonsense, ery clear that his favorite book is the bible, so he's definitely a christian. and he wasted no time today firing back at the pope.ere they said, mr. trump, the pope made a statement about you. i said, the pope?e say? i like the pope. because if it's good i like the if it's bad i don't like the pope.ike -- how is this happening? if i told you two years ago that donald trump would be in a fight

insane.s taylor swift versus kanye west like nothing. i feel like we've become acclimated. here's more from pope versus trump. donald trump is not a nice person. okay? donald trump is a very nice person and i'm a very -- i am a very nice person.stian. because the pope said something to the effect that maybe donald trump isn't christian. okay?faith. i was very surprised to see it. but i am a christian. i'm proud of it. okay. for a religious leader to question a person's faith is disgraceful. disgraceful! and the pope today responded on his twitter page.ou to mexico and to all mexicans may the lord and the blessed virgin of guadalupe accompany you always, donald trump is a loser. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he should be above that, he really should, i'm on

[ laughter ] trump, bush, kasich in south carolina tonight and a town hall for the democrats in las vegas. last night ted cruz, marco t a chance to make an impression on the south carolina voters. the primary there is on saturday. anderson cooper asked personal questions. -- he asked what kind of music he liked. he said he liked electronic dance music. edm. why do we need to know this?ident or uber driver? [ laughter ] rubio said he's a big fan of '90s west coast hip-hop, which ie liked the "fresh prince of bel air" theme song. [ laughter ] hillary clinton revealed her favorite type of music is whatever type of music you like.hall, ben carson touted his experience as a surgeon. he said he's had to take more 2:00 a.m. phone calls than ce. which must be why he looks like he's falling asleep all the

but by the way, when can we stop pretending ben carson is really one of the candidates? speaking of kooky doctors. i mentioned this last night. this is a good one., an 18-year-old kid was arrested for operating a fake medical practice. he had an office, he had a grand opening, he has a website. his website. that's the kid. his name is malachi love robinson. two red flags.t generally have fauxhawks. and also usually don't take glamor shots at the mall. this isn't the first time he's is. he was caught posing as a gynecologist in january. what teenage boy hasn't done that? he was released on bond yesterday.agreed to sit for a grilling this morning on "good morning america." >> are you a doctor of anything? anything at all? a ph.d. in what i don't feel comfortable disclosing.

here. >> jimmy: right, the issue -- oh no, wait, that is the issue here. he has a ph.d.ve went to a grammar school with some kind of a graduate option or something. i tell you, i like this kid, he's got a little something we used to call spunk.ou be arrested for pretending to be a doctor? dr. phil has been doing this for 15 years. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]e. we have a good show. from "scandal" kerry washington is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and "gods of egypt," we have nikolaj coster-waldau, and musiculo who is a very, very popular -- i was listening to one of his songs this afternoon. you know the song "wiggle"?huge hit. i realized as i was listening to it some of the words might be

follow.ed to help explain the meaning of the song. it's time for "new lyrics for old people." [ cheers and applause ] jason derulo, come on out.use ] >> jimmy: welcome. good to see you. you ready to do this? >> absolutely.i think it's going to be helpful and educational. you start and then i'll explain. >> all right, beautiful. with that big fat butt wiggle wiggle wiggle >> jimmy: what jason's saying here is, you're an expert at sively large posterior, so go ahead and shake it aggressively.e wiggle it just a ittle bittle shwing >> jimmy: again, keep shaking it.e it but

paddy cake paddy cake with no hands edding plans >> jimmy: he's saying you're doing such a good job with the butt shaking he's hiring a caterer, he's choosing a color scheme, he's renting ae he's about to propose, right? >> perfect. if i take pictures while you do your dance i can make you famous on instagram hotos of you and post them online for strangers to enjoy. hot dammit your booty like >> jimmy: pretty straightforward. self-explanatory. go ahead and go ham sandwich the part i don't understand. what does go ahead and go ham sandwich mean? >> you know what this means, it man. >> jimmy: i know.

>> well, so there's a phrase am. which means go hard. you know, go crazy. >> jimmy: okay. >> and go ham sandwich is a step further. so it's like, go harder than a [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] whoa i can't stand it means [ bleep ]? there's going to be a problem at lunch. all right.am sandwiches may get you hard, to continue you can't stand it -- >> exactly. you know what to do with that big fat butt ill doing good with your butt. wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle a ittle bittle schwing immy: wiggle a whole bunch. it all makes sense now.

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nd applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. kerry washington, nikolaj coster-waldau, and music from jason derulo.for something fun and educational. not only am i the host of this show, guillermo and i for how many years have we been doing this? >> guillermo: 20 years. years guillermo and i have been cohosting a show on local access television on which we -- 20 years? it's been that long? long time. yeah.

homework.and learning pleasure, it's time for "the homework helper guys." >> science and geography, mathematics and anatomy, biology, if you want to get wise call the homework helper guys. mr. kimmel and this is mr. guillermo. we are the homework helper guys here to help you with week at this time. thanks for tuning in. i see we have a student on our video chat. hello, what is your name? >> my name's anderson.linois. >> jimmy: what can we help you with today? what subjects are you having trouble with? >> i have some math problems for you. >> jimmy: oki really shine. let me go to the chalkboard. >> okay. so a musician's hair was s long. >> jimmy: all right, three

>> okay. okay, she asked her hairdresser it off. >> jimmy: five-sixths. no, that's 5 multiplied by 6. 5/6 would be a fraction.there. there you go, okay. okay. all right. keep going. >> okay.e have cut off? >> jimmy: we got to figure out how much hair she cut off? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does she look, how's the haircut look? a bit different now. >> jimmy: how many inches do you think she cut off? >> well, that's the answer. [ laughter ]'s very smart. >> jimmy: i guess so. let's figure it out. we've got 3 over 1. okay. times 5 over 6. okay? >> yeah. we want to multiply.

so that's 15/6. 6 into 15. and we have 2 3/6. which is 2 1/2.he answer is 2 1/2 inches. >> the answer is 1/2. >> jimmy: 1/2 an inch? >> yeah. not 2 1/2.new the answer, why are you calling us? [ laughter ] if you want to get wise call the homework helper guys ] >> jimmy: we don't have time to waste. all right. one more thing before we head, it is thursday night which meansto bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, "this week in unnecessary censorship."over there, a man who has done more for the world [ bleep ] than we could hope to dream up.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tonight from "game of thrones" w movie "gods of egypt nikolaj coster-waldau. and then this is his album called "everything is 4." jason derulo from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week is a good week. who's on next week? 18 paul, ellen gordon ramsay, kelly ripa, norman reedis, music from yo gotti and wolf mother.after the

year. our biggest night of the year. with ben affleck, tracy morgan, j.k. simmons, mike tyson, matthew roderick and nathan lane, and many more surprises in store.strong show and you are invited to strip down to your underwear and watch it. for five seasons our first guest has orchestrated and weaved her ical chicanery and sexual intrigue than bernie sanders and jeb bush combined. olivia pope on "scandal" thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please welcome kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. >> very good to see you, always nice to see you. >> jimmy: i like the dress, or just dressed like one, i would pick out for myself. >> that's very nice to say. are you making an announcement

yes. it's something we've shared privately for years. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many times have you been on the show? yesterday that this is my ninth appearance. >> jimmy: your ninth appears. [ cheers and applause ] so what i was thinking was ten is special.und number. >> jimmy: it is. >> i did some research about anniversaries. because i know you want to get me something. >> jimmy: oh, okay.ded the other direction. >> no, no, no. so the traditional gift for a ten-year anniversary, let's say, is aluminum. >> jimmy: that sounds great. in my kitchen. but the modern gift for a ten-year anniversary is diamonds. monds. really. >> so -- right? [ cheers and applause ]

"scandal," tennis bracelet, a ring would be inappropriate. would be inappropriate, yeah. then i would get what? just sex? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]to get something. i mean, diamonds -- >> the pleasure of my company. and i would let you borrow this dress.like a deal. i'll get you one of those big old -- what are those called? cubic zirconium diamonds. those are the best diamonds. >> no, no. them on qvc. >> those are fake diamonds. >> jimmy: beautiful fake diamonds. >> i don't do fake visits to jimmy kimmel, i need the real thing. >> jimmy: "game of thrones" fan. >> huge. excited that -- >> king slayer! >> jimmy: he doesn't like to be called that. >> that's true. 't think him the actor but jamie doesn't like to be called. >> that's true. >> jimmy: nikolaj probably doesn't care. >> i knew the person really excited about him being here is

tonight.to sit in the audience because my dressing room is next to his dressing room. i have a fear she's got a cup ar what he's doing. est-case scenario. >> yes, really. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]her favorite? >> he's her favorite. she's just a huge -- we all are, in my family, huge "game of thrones" fan. >> jimmy: she doesn't have a problem with the sex and violence on the show? >> no.ry elephant, graceful, intellectual. but she will sit through a sex scene like nobody's business. she doesn't sweat at all. and last week, actually, i watched our "scandal" episode with her.inute crazy sex scene. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. >> scott foley. and i was sweating and fidgeting. my mother was like, "good work." okay. weird. >> so weird. >> jimmy: that's a weird experience. >> i tweeted, i'm watching this

best! >> jimmy: your birthday was a >> it was. >> jimmy: i'm sorry i didn't get you anything for that either. >> you can make it for itcelet. >> jimmy: with the diamonds. what did you do? do you have a big celebration? do you ignore it? >> i had all these grand plans. like i was going to get a bunch new cirque du soleil show, get a bunch of girls and see j. lo in vegas. i never got tickets. i didn't arrange -- i just was not on top of it.inute i had the perfect night. my husband and i had date night at disneyland. we were there to ring in the r? >> oh yeah. [ laughter ] >> disney's great for grownups. the best. >> jimmy: it's not date night if >> no. car and went to disneyland? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the weird thing about living in l.a. >> it's right there. >> jimmy: one ni, like, we could go to disneyland right now. >> did you? >> jimmy: no.

i have a lot of plans. i'm not driving to disneyland. >> yeah, yeah, great. favorite ride? >> i like what they've done with the new space mountain. because they've redone it as a "star wars" ride. >> jimmy: right. there's images from the movie, it's great. i love tower of terror. i like the scary rides. >> jimmy: yeah, see, i don't. and i'm a vomiter.. >> whoa. whoa. you are not invited on my trip. >> jimmy: i'm a lot of fun. we're going to take a break. when we come back "scandal" was earlier tonight.about it. because of our studio audience here. but kerry washington is with us.

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>> jimmy: we're back with kerry washington.

jason derulo. last week tony goldwyn was , fitz, your sometimes love interest on the show. he also directs certain episodes of the show. >> he does. i heard he said not nice things about me. rue. he said that of all the cast members, you give him -- you're the most difficult, you give him the hardest time when he's directing. is that true?y want to address whether it's true or not. i want to talk about what kind of babies go on national about their costar publicly. infantile. and he does it the thursday ess >> jimmy: you're right. >> you're supposed to be a president. >> jimmy: he is. >> buck up, tony, buck up. >> jimmy: he brought shame to the office.] >> airing our dirty laundry. buck up. >> jimmy: i take it that it is true?

"entertainment weekly." i think -- was this this week? >> i think it was last week. >> jimmy: i was looking at this, first of all embarrassed you all wore the same thing. ] >> who wore it better, jimmy? >> jimmy: you, of course. it says that four friends, one conversation, a thousand ideas. hese people? >> i am, actually. i am. >> jimmy: were you friends -- >> i think i am. they might disagree. but i am. >> jimmy: were you friends ine cover? >> yes, we were. and it's a testament that we're still friends after the magazine cover. >> jimmy: did they know you were together and say, we're going to say they're friends? >> no, they kind of -- they reached out to some of us and asked, who should we pull together? >> jimmy: i see.nk your friends from this cover -- who would be number one, who would be number three? number two can be presumed. >> i like them all equally but ithe longest.

>> no, she just has more longevity in the group. these girls are amazing. h other do you clump together in this way? >> and usually all wear the sameor, yes. >> jimmy: that's nice and a good article too. >> don't be jealous. >> jimmy: i would have liked to have been a friend in there, wouldn't that have been nice? >> it would have been. >> jimmy: it's sexist it's all women on the cover no guys at all. reak there's guys on the cover all the time. >> jimmy: i haven't seen one. well, it's very good to see you. congratulations on everything.onight's episode. it is absolutely insane. in every good way. it's called "scandal." if you haven't seen it you should. abc. we want you to watch kerry live on the oscars sunday, february 28th, 7:00 eastern, 4:00 pacific. be right back with n

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>> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. jason derulo on the way. our next guest is one of the

go password.gslayer jamie lannister on "game of thrones" and now he's in the movies, too. starting february 26th you can see him as the falcon deity horus in "gods of egypt."se welcome nikolaj coster-waldau. [ cheers and applause ] w are you? i have to ask, did you meet kerry washington's mom? >> valerie, yes, valerie. >> jimmy: valerie, oh.wonderful lady. >> jimmy: i would imagine she is, yeah. did she ask you if jon snow is dead? >> she -- she did, yeah. h. >> she did, everyone asks that. >> jimmy: everyone does. how many times a day would you say you get asked that? >> i kind of -- i kind of preempt it now.r i meet someone, i say "jon snow is dead." >> jimmy: that's your opening line?

will be $12.50." >> jimmy: wait a second, are you saying on the record jon snow is dead?mes in the heart. >> jimmy: okay. >> he's dead. you know.ere are stranger things that happen on that show. in fact, there's a whole wall of heads that are alive. i mean, you know. >> got a good point, a good point. >> jimmy: it wouldn't be the biggest leap we've experienced >> spoiler. at the end of season five, he's dead. >> jimmy: he's dead, okay. >> but -- >> jimmy: i see, ah.g? can he still walk? >> he's stabbed 50 times in the heart, he's not moving, he's out cold, he's gone. imagine what this might like for him. you may not know if he's dead. >> you're right. >> jimmy: you guys don't have scenes together.w him probably.

let's face it. >> jimmy: now that the books -- they've gone past the books.se to everyone. >> yeah, which is wonderful. because i know there was that whole time, the other season, where you had all the book read their little smug smile on their face because they knew what was going to happen. >> jimmy: my parents are two of those people, yeah. my dad read the books twice in a row. that type. it's a very, very strange -- it's very -- i don't know if my dad's ever read anything before.yeah, yeah, and this one jamie -- you know, he tells me all the stuff. i go, don't tell me the stuff! but he won't stop.because the book hasn't come out. >> i know. >> jimmy: now even you don't know what's going to go on. >> i know what's going to happen season six. >> jimmy: you know the whole thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay.k of this "game of thrones" you want them to chop your head off already. >> it might already have.

head, yeah.n thing. >> jimmy: that's right. that would be a nice ending. >> that would be great. go back and fight! >> jimmy: tell me about this"gods of egypt." based on a true story? [ laughter ] >> yeah. no, it's -- no it's based -- a true fantasy.i mean, alex peres, the director, took these amazing stories from egyptian mythology and created this parallel universe, this enture story. i play an eight-foot-tall god who transforms into this falcon thing when he gets pissed off. he bird gods a falcon would be one of the top ones. >> it's cool. >> jimmy: a falcon. >> i grew up, big bird. so this was like -- for an actor, a dream come true. a big golden bird. >> jimmy: you wanted to be big bird from sesame street? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they have big bird in denmark? >> yeah, of course. one you picked?

>> jimmy: why? >> when i read the script and he said he transforms into a golden falcon i was like, this is it. this is it. i made it. been on sesame street? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: when they hear this they're going to go nuts. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: big bird's your favorite? >> yeah. who's your favorite?hat's a really tough question. i have three, i think. ernie is one of my favorites. because he's -- ernie's kind of a [ bleep ]. if you think about it. i mean, poor bert, he has to deal with so much abuse. i love oscar the grouch. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: because, you know. i like the idea that he's got a garbage can. and then i would say -- cookie monster is a maniac. >> yeah. ven eat the cookies, he smashes them all over his face. >> come on. that's true. >> jimmy: imagine how much fun he would be at parties if he was a real guy. >> that's true. i'd have to go with cookie monster as my favorite. >> what about big bird?

get me wrong, no offense to big bird. no offense to the family, kermit, all great.. yeah. you know what i'm saying. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's weird. i didn't know that was on in denmark. i guess that's on all over the world. what the hell's going on in denmark? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you hear bernie sanders, he's so in love with denmark. >> thank you for all this entertainment with your political process. to follow. >> jimmy: glad you're enjoying it. [ laughter ] we see it as kind of a problem.ple as muppets, we see them as our leaders. >> really? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]ght with me, are you guys laughing at us over there? >> well -- it's -- we laugh through tears.an important job for the rest of us

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and -- but, you know, we enjoy -- we believe in democracy.oing and we have another way of doing it. >> jimmy: could you tell us about your way? we have not figured out our way. [ laughter ]ost no movement whatsoever. >> the ratings. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's all about the ratings. >> jimmy: everyone else is suffering. >> exactly. >> jimmy: wow.ported on every day? >> all the time. >> jimmy: really? >> well, because it is really important, you know. >> jimmy: the weird thing is we don't know if you have a an emperor -- there could be a pastry running your country. we have no idea. >> i know. >> jimmy: what do you have over there?r. we have a lot of different parties. and you have to, you know -- one vote counts and then you -- tes wins. >> jimmy: interesting. we don't always do it like that. >> i know. >> jimmy: do you have people who are bona fide crazy people that

government?ite reached that level of insanity. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. you're a little behind. >> who knows. >> thank you for representing your country here. >> thanks. >> i don't even know you're really from denmark, this could be a fake accent. >> it is.ows what's going on with you. i do know you're in a movie. that is true? >> yes. >> jimmy: there we go. "gods of egypt" opens in omorrow. nikolaj coster-waldau! be right back with jason derulo.eers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by

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