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ael live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight louis ck. from "nashville," connie britton. and music from the wild feathers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, en garde -- here's
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>> jimmy: thank you, thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for being so honest with me, i appreciateo much to go through tonight. starting with the race for president of the united states. say what you like about this primary election, it has not been boring for even one re primaries and caucuses in four states last night. the big story was bernie sanders, all the polls hading the primary in michigan by 20 points, he somehow won it, beat hillary clinton 49.8% to 43.8%. ever since heg his lucky ear hair things have been going great. normally it's not a good idea to surprise a 74-year-old man. but in this case. it was a big night for crazy hair.
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trump. literally, he licensed and owns the night now. michigan, mississippi, and hawaii. ted cruz won in idaho. marco rubio won nothing at all except for puerto rico. single state. he's rubio for 25 right now. he's not dropping it out, he's letting it ride to the floridarump is getting ready for him. trump held a press conference at his golf club in jupiter, florida, la last night where he defended himself against charges that he isn't >> i can be more presidential than anybody. i can be more presidential if i want to be. i can be more presidential than anybody.verything better than anybody. if he was running for queen, he would be the queenliest queen. and how did he demonstrate that presidential behavior? by plugging trump water, trump, trump vodka, trump
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>> he talked about the water company. well, there's a water company. we sell water. and we have water and it's al -- you know, it's a private little water company and they supply the water for all my places and it's good but it's very good. >> he said "trump"out. i said, it is? i thought i red one two days ago. you see the wine. he mentioned trump vodka. it's the largest winery on the i own it 100%, no mortgage, no debt. trump steaks. do we have the steaks? we have trump steaks. he said the steak company. and we have trumpmy: he's showing his steaks. i'm pretty sure it's the first campaign speech i've ever seen given next to a pile of unrefrigerated beef. trump wasey said a bunch of his business ventures failed so he set these tables up on stage to showcase some of his many products. the wine
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is this fox news or qvc? yeah, they're up on the stage m as he spoke. it's like he made a trip to costco right before the speech. boy did chris christie pick the wrong night to be on that stage, huh? [ cheers and applause ] after six months i think we're starting to take for granted how weird this is. imagine if before obama was running, he was the spokesman for sham wow or something. at the end of every speech he spilled coffee on the podium and wiped wiped wiped it up. yet for it. we're okay with a lot of shaky stuff. facebook is up to something that's kind of fishy. facebook has reportedly patentedhat recognizes new slang words when they're posted. the software stores the words in what they call a socialthey're current, then removes the words once they're no longer popular. if your mom posts a word to her
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not cool. have to say i wish facebook would spent less time with stuff like cataloging new slang and more time trying to stop the m inviting me to like their homemade jewelry page. i don't know why facebook is doing this. i thought it would be fun to getocial glossary, make up a new word that would become part of the lexicon of the young people are . i would like everybody watching to go to facebook and startrd. the word is "chazz nabble.se it. if you don't you're a chazznabble. if you do that's is is very chazznabblo, a senior on the boston college basketball game -- it works, use it at home too. college basketball team played his final game last night.
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postgame press conference. >> cliff, what's your -- what are you going to take away as your best basketball at boston college? >> probably just -- like -- . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]t. that's fun. more fun than practice. the team finished 7-25 what do you expect him to say? all right, let's go out on the street. -- you know those families where everyone looks the same? like even the parents look the same somehow? here on hollywood boulevard we see them all the time. game. we found families on the street and we added an extra person to
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we either added a mom or a dad or a kid, i don't knowrs have done this. tonight we're going to see if we can identify the stranger in the bunch. and they're going to try to make sure we can't. so let's go outside to my cousin sal to find belong here? let's go outside. cousin sal, how you doing? everything good there, cousin sal?ng's fine. >> jimmy: julian, what's going on with your shirt there? it's like you couldn't decide, tucked or untucked?so we have julian, lauren, savannah -- is that andrea? the microphone is blocking you -- ian? okay. we have to figure out -- where are you from? >> toronto, ontario. >> ian? >> toronto, ontario.huh. canadians, huh? >> yep.
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all right. raise your hand if you're canadian.our hand if you swear allegiance to the united states of america. oh! wow. so we mighte bunch here. we could have four traitors. who knows. all right. i am going to say that --. you are the imposter in the family. are you indeed the imposter? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. she's hiding her eyes with her upposed to tell? all right. wow. okay. let's see. julian -- savannah like you may have been abducted by this group. savannah, are these people your parents? >> yes.ou have to
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not? you're going to have to live this lie out forever and ever. who do you love more, your >> both. >> jimmy: oh, they're tricky, these people, they're hard. lauren. how about you? with your glasses. you're the only one with this group. >> sorry. >> jimmy: hm. that's rather suspicious. lauren, what do you do for a student at u of t. >> jimmy: university of what? >> toronto. >> jimmy: oh. she would never -- we don't know any canadian colleges here. she would never haveat -- that might not even be a real thing. u of t. lauren unless the family. julian, what do you do for a living?ture interior. >> jimmy: a what? >> an office furniture interior. >> jimmy: an office furniture interior? >> yeah.like that's
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[ cheers and applause ]- the way you put that sounds awfully canadian to me too. i think i have no choice. i am going to say that ian, you this family. >> you are incorrect. >> jimmy: oh! one of you, right? all right. well -- okay. i'm going back to lauren and the you are the imposter in the family! am i correct? >> yes, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ]e. well done, though. so is u of t a real school? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you made that up on the spot?, okay. well, very good. all right, cousin sal has a present for you, what do you have?
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>> jimmy: enjoy. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, president obama is getting taller and more of our family guessing game so e right back! [ cheers and applause ] y' s the day! oh look! creepy gloves for my feet. there was a handle. and a face. this is nice. a california king? hemorrhoid. these are the worst, right? i' m gonna buy them. boom. i' ll take them. impulse buy. erican express presents the blue cash everyday card with no annual fee. it' s all happening. cash back on purchases. here we go! backed by the seican express. why can't i buy this weird, shaved-meat sandwich with my phone? why can't my battery last long enough to navigate me through these scary woods?y fine though. [lightning strike] why doesn't my phone work
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. connie britton and music from the wield feathers. pip obama, his periodic health report was released.ts of the president's physical exam so we know if he's doing well or whatever. somehow obama lost weight and grew taller.h tall ever than
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which seems -- i thought that kind of thing only happened to donald trump. [ laughter ] i get taller every year, my height is you know? obama is taller, he's thinner, he's lost five pounds. his resting heart rate is down. and his mom jeans are way up. converting lincoln's bedroom into a soul cycle turned out to be a very good move. let's go back out to the boulevard.thing. see if we can -- look at this family here. see if we can weed out another phony family member. for those joining us cousin sal has a fresh new crop.y for the most part, one of these people is not in the family, we have to figure out who that person is. so let's talk to alan first, from? >> williston, north dakota, originally from atlanta, georgia. >> jimmy: you're here on vacation? >> we are. >> jimmy: with your family?
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women, don't you? >> i do, with all my heart. >> jimmy: which one do you love the least in the group? >> love them all the same. >> jimmy: you love them all the a weird thing to say. okay, we've got alan alysse, ellie, amber. three as and an ht tell me a little something. ellie looks like -- i have to say, alysse and ellie is definitely sisters, right?finitely sisters. and alan looks like he might be a virgin, no offense. ] i think alan's the dad. and i think amber just wanof the screen. amber, where are you from? >> williston, north dakota. >> jimmy: you love it there? >> yes, you. >> jimmy: what town do you live in?orth dakota. >> jimmy: uh-huh.
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in? >> the west part. >> jimmy: the west part, huh? >> yep. >> jimmy: is that true, live in the west part? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: remember, you're under oath. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. alysse, are you in school? >> are you studying? >> i'm in high school. >> jimmy: okay. so everything? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. you like these people?: yeah. give dad a little peck on the cheek. okay, that looked natural.ght. i'm going to say amber is not a part of the family. am i correct, amber? >> no, you are not. >> jimmy: oh! whoa. and i'm going to say alan is notthe family. am i correct? >> you are correct. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is -- i'm not ass i thought. >> sal: we have family stickers, there are 18 so you can split them up.
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right about that. >> jimmy: alysse, may i saya man asks you to kiss another man on hollywood boulevard -- >> sal: do it. >> jimmy: no, don't do it. all right, thank you. let's get another family there. oh, hello there. okay, look at that. coles, emma, gary, cathy. all right, let's see where their hands are. gary's hand are all over all right. gary and coles look like they are father and son. but coles and emma -- they've got to be related, right? i mean, look at those two.y looks like them also. this is going to be hard. where are you from? >> we're from atlanta, georgia. all from atlanta, huh? do you love it there in atlanta? >> oh yeah.
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gary, what's the nickname for atlanta, what do people call it there? >> immy: that's true. okay. arrgh, all right. i'm going to say that -- coles is not a. coles? >> i'm a member of this family. >> jimmy: oh, boy. gary, you're not a member of this family, are you? >> i am not a member of this jimmy: get out of there, gary! what do we have for him? >> a hole puncher. >> jimmy: all right, foiled again.ng. that was fun. this raises an important question. and it's a question that you should ask yourselves. the question is, what makes a family? is it two parents and is it something more? if you ask me, it's love. you know, without love, a family is nothing but a group oimilar smell. family is forever and forever is a very long time, folks.
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okay. well, i'll just stand here for a okay, now we can go? all right, we need to take a break.you tonight. music from the wild feathers. connie britton is here. and we'll be right back with louis c.k.rs and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by collection by michael strahan. available only at select jcpenney stores and jcp.com. t's, it's really fine. you don't want to be seen with your dad? no, it's..no.. this about a boy? dad! stop, please.tracy. what! [ horn honking ] [ forward collision warning ] [ car braking ] bye dad! you don't. forward collision warning and autonomous emergency braking. available on the newly redesigned passat. from volkswagen. unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it,
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[ cheers and applause ]e, welcome back. tonight from "nashville" which returns to abc next wednesday night, connie britton is here with us.nashville the city, not the show their new album comes out friday. it's called "lonely is a lifetime" the wild feathers from the samsung stage.sts are viola davis, isla fisher, and we will have music from the suffers. please join us then.tonight is a very funny comedian, actor, director, producer and caterer who is responsible for more great shows than most television networks.horace and pete" which he released by surprise is available on louisck.net.
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comedy, louis c.k.![ cheers and applause ] you look very nice. >> oh, well.you. >> jimmy: you look very nice. i don't want you to take this the wrong way but i feel like we're at a friend's funeral or something. >> yeah that's right. somebody died. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's like whenad and you see your friend and it's nice to see your friend. >> jimmy: you're like, hey! >> hey! but hey! i bought your show. i didn't know -- there was no notice that it was going to be on. >> no, that's right. >> jimmy: no hat's right. >> jimmy: an e-mail arrived. then i purchased it. and the first episode was $5. >> the second
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up to $3. >> yeah.t's just me. >> jimmy: what kind of a business plan is going on here? >> i don't know, i just wanted to do it myself. becauset to it and there isn't some company making a decision. it's just an idiot. >> jimmy: has it been a good business plan? >> yeah it's going okay. nobody knows about it. nobody ever heard of called "horace and pete." starring me and steve buscemi, i'ddi falco, alan alda, jessica immy: fantastic cast. >> they're unbelievable. i asked them, please don't tell anybody you're doing this show. and i called their agents and said, we're not telling anybody. are you going to promote it? i said, i'm not. i just want it to appear. i just want it to suddenly appear. i thought, this is a gift to the viewers. i hate when i see billboards, they tell me everything before i see a show.
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just saw the [ bleep ]ing movie, why did you tell me everything? so you get a thing, you go what? the e-mail said "horace and pete" is available for download, that's it. you go on and start watching it. it's a weird: very weird show. >> there's nothing like it. >> it's kind of like a play. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or it's kind of like a sitcom. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but there's no one laughing. >> that's rin't a ton of jokes in it. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: there are some and the jokes that are in it are very funny. but mostly it's like "cheers" ifressed. >> that's right. [ laughter ] it's hike what the bar "cheers" was based on was probably reallyeen 2:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. it's about day drinkers and the bar they drink in. and when the bar startsull sometimes the bartender says, get out of here, kicks people out. because it's not meant to be full. >> jimmy: right. >> but yes, it looks like a sitcom because we shoot in
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but there's no audience. and there's no laugh track. so sometimes people say funny stuff but it just lays there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> if you watch it you etimes you get on a roll with a few funny things and someone says something horrible. >> terrible. >> jimmy: and you go, oh, boy. it's really theerything we've learned from watching television. >> that's right yeah. and to me the exciting idea was for people to see this without having any idea what it's going to be like, without having any. i thought, that's exciting. as soon as i put it out there i got tons of e-mail from people saying what is it? i don't know what it is, how am i --y needed to -- >> >> send me a clip, i want to watch it before i see it. >> jimmy: they want a sample. >> because otherwise i might not like it. so i want to see it first. any sense to me. >> jimmy: well -- >> part of it was i want to cut out the middleman, exciting idea. i make a show, i output on it my mac book, you watch on yourat was exciting to me. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> here's the thing.
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you deal with the customers directly. >> jimmy: are you really dealing with the customers? >> well, i don't.he e-mails i get. one guy wrote to me after i was on the air three weeks and he said, i'm still on the fence about trying your show. i do the $5. so can you write me an e-mail, try to convince me to watch your show? i'm like, you know, take your $5ass. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]it's not working for you. >> it's a weird business, you make stuff and you want people to watch it, you want to trick people that would never like it into watching it. they're like, i saw something i re like, ha ha, i got your money! i don't like being in that kind of a business. with "horace and pete," i haven't asked anybody to watch old anybody it's on the air. this is the first time i've told anybody out loud with my voice that the show's on the air.
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so i think when a show's cautionary. it should be an equal amount. this show's really great, then it should be like, you probably won't like this show. >> if you need to hear a joke every few minutes, do not watch my show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we curse a lot, we say terrible things. >> jimmy: oh, yeah.ng. it's awful. >> jimmy: a good show to watch alone. >> i think so. >> jimmy: definitely. i got an e-mail from you, i said, louis c.k. has charged you $5. i think i forwarded it to you. what? >> i have $5 of your money. do. for $5, i bought your e-mail address. >> that's right. >> jimmy: it's like really an insight into your life. >> it is a connection that's that's exciting. as a filmmaker, a tvmaker. but it's also kind of like, having a network is nice. you think, man, i don't need those guys. but i miss them a lotah. >> because it's like really being -- it's like being in a
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cadillac with good suspension. doing the show this way is like and i'm riding on the rims. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, i know you believe in, everything you stand for. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you don't mind we'll show a clip from "horace and pete" which is available at louis be right back! [ cheers and applause ] live photos are more than just photos.e when you touch them. and then they go back to still when you let go. so every time you take a picture, more than just a photo. you get to relive the moment. because it teleports you through space and time.
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listen, you know my sister's hash everything -- >> yeah, i know. >> so i you shouldn't be here. >> why would you say that? >> because i -- sometimes when there's a conflict, you can be -- you can be kind of i don't want to deal with it. you. i just -- >> you're not insulting me. >> there's a lot at stake here. >> oh, yeah?ce is at stake. >> the whole place? >> hey. horace.of all, [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "horace and pete." it is available on louisck.net.s -- alan alda is an american treasure, now you've soiled him. >> he says every terrible thing on the show. i didn't know he could do it.this.
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>> i'd met him a couple of times. he's hawkeye, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> a great man. he has an amaze storingry television. >> jimmy: sure does. >> i didn't think he'd be the right guy for this but he wanted to try it. and i thought, if he's willing to try it, i want to see what my: of course, yeah. >> anyway, if it's not good, i won't show anybody. nobody knew -- i'm doing it with my ownet to do stuff like that. this is one of my favorite characters anywhere. uncle pete. this show, just for alan alda alone, it's worth it. >> he became this dude. >> jimmy: it adds an extra something, having those words come from alan alda's mouth, you can't get around that. >> he found an honest way to do a way to be that guy. and he's tall and imposing. he's a scary dude. >> jimmy: is he scary? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: i think he's the opposite. >> because he's a great actor. he can play the soft, nice guy. he's got big -- could get your ass.
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with somebody do you tell them, i'm such a fan. great in the show. do you do that? >> when you work with people -- they're all better than me. they've all done more than me.er in every way than i am. but you can't make them feel that way because then they're lost. they need direction, they're actors. so whenever -- i used to -- i had great actors come ontomething i'm doing, i go i'm a huge fan! you see their space go, oh [ bleep ]. i've got nobody to help me here. the director's a fan? >> it's work. you tell them, try it this way. you've got to have some balls to >> jimmy: especially when he's cursing at you. >> he's a sweet man and he worked very hard. >> jimmy: really, 80? unbelievuse ] >> working really hard, yeah.
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>> jimmy: let's give alanund of applause for significant we'll alive. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he did it for us. >> yeah. >> jimmy: $2 for the second. >> $3 forimmy: $ for all $3 for all the rest. before the finale, now the finale's $80?happen. buy it, stream it or download it as many times as you want. >> jimmy: credit card or can we send cash? >> you've got to have a credit card, i don't want your dirty money. doing very interesting things. you really started this with your comedy special. directly. luckily your fans, for the most part, are not scumbags. because people do know how to steal this stuff and spread it around for free. >> that's right.ot on the site was to make things easy enough to buy that it was easier to buy it than to steal it.
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there's a lot of reasons people steal is in other country kun country ies, we don't give them the show. i went to australia, everybody watched my show on fx, butthe air there. but they all stole it. because we weren't letting them have it. >> jimmy: and because it's a nation of freaks. >> if you don't let them buy it, they're going to all the criminals from england went to australia and now they steal and steal and steal. >> national pastime. >> jimmy: will there be another season? >> i don't know. i really don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hope you've got another season of "baskets" on fx. louis c.k., he's on a role. "horace and pete" available on t. be right back with connie britton! [ cheers and applause ] mpany of the year? ranking from top to bottom. luxury cars just seem like they would be top awarded. there better be some awards behind what you are paying for, rier.
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eers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. still to come, music from the wild feathers. our next guest is a four-time emmy nominee whom you know from "friday night lights" and " a week from tonight, she returns to the role of rayna jaymes on the midseason premiere of please welcome connie britton! [ cheers and applause ] ood to see you. you look lovely. thank you for coming. >> thank you, thank you for having me. it's always a pls is the midseason. this is the fourth season of "nashville." >> yes. >> jimmy: it gets confusing sometimes. now the seasons, every season seems like two trust me, it seems like four seasons a season sometimes. which is four seasons a season and then this is our fourth season so then that's4, which is 28. >> jimmy: there are stoners at
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refrigerator right now, they're so confused. >> right? do you live in nashville? >> pretty much. because we were saying, you know, it's like -- takes 10 months out of the year so shoot the show, soid you imagine when you signed on you'd become an almost permanent resident of tennessee? >> i did not imagine that. i mean, i guess i sort of did. because i was the show and i wanted to do it in nashville, if you're doing a show called "nashville" do it inimmy: makes sense. a lot of shows don't. "csi: new york" is shot in, i don't know, detroit or something like that. >> yeah. but yeah, i never -- i never it would be like this. and yet i love it. it's a great town. >> jimmy: it is a great town. >> great town. >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> 5.p in nashville. he turned 5. >> the last time you were deciding whether or not to buy him a drum set. i advised against that. >> well, it was not bad d it.
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>> i did get him a drum set. you know. >> jimmy: and? >> here's the reason i got him a drum set. house with a basement. >> jimmy: i see. >> so that's worked out really well for me. i just put the drum set in the basement and then i send him down there and he's really good id is good at drums. >> you can hear ate little bit in the house? >> yeah, only when i want to. i'll do down, oh, you're playing the drums, how a 5-year-old really be good at drums? >> i will tell you -- first of all, i have now -- inny. a man nanny. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> heat been teaching him the drums. i'm telling you, he's good. i actually called -- in nashville they have the school of rock which you might have heardecause of the movie, yeah. >> so i called and i said, i want to give my kid drum lessons, he's 5. they're like, you can't teach a 5-year-old drums.oes. my manny is teaching the kid how
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aren't going to do that, really? so now they're going to dothey are, nice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to ask you about another show besides "nashville." i've been watching this o.j. simpson." >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: you do a great job. that looks like a fun role to play. uch a blast. >> jimmy: were you involved and engrossed in the o.j. trial when it was happening the first time? >> yeah,s some people were. that was kind of the beginning of the 24-hour news cycle and i was like -- i still was like what? i don't understand. >> jimmy: i was completelyy it. >> i could have guessed that, yeah. >> jimmy: i never missed a moment of it. >> right. >> jimmy: and i loved the mini't it so fun? >> jimmy: it is really good. >> so crazy to watch it again after all these years. >> jimmy: i love how they continuously go to the kardashian kid, as if role in this. let's see what these kids think.
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them. like whoa, they grew up, they were teenagers or not even ere 5 or something. >> jimmy: they were little kids. >> little kids. >> jimmy: drumming in the basement. >> they were drumming. nice callback. >> jimmy: thank you. there was a scene where, as fayeho wrote a book quickly in the admit of the trial, is being interviewed by larry king. was this for real? or this is a digital thing? >> what dne for real? wig? >> that's larry in a wig. wig. >> a modern-day nowadays larry in a ho -- >> he was so excited about it too. >> jimmy: i'll bet. his old set and everything. >> oh, yeah. he was thrilled about it. thrilled about the wig. i love this wig!o good that day. >> jimmy: i bet, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's old larry. >> i know. he was like, hey, i got it! and then i really got armation from larry about faye. because he knew faye. obviously he interviewed her.
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he knew her personally? >> he knew her, maybely, i don't know. >> jimmy: oh! >> all i know is that he was clearly very fond of her. which you know. he's like, faye was a very sexyman. >> jimmy: really. >> very, very, very flirtatious. yeah, which was really helpful for me. i'm like, okay, this is good. we shot that scene. and we started out. take he was like, oh my god, you're exactly like her, i can't believe it, i feel like i'm -- i'm thinking to me a little nervous. then we did another take. he's like, i can't believe it, -- literally, when they called cut, they're like we're done, like somebody get us a room! swear to god. >> jimmy: wow. you're you. >> i was really stunned. i was like, yeah! i did my job! >> jimmy: i wish i'd been there for that.
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larry would have been spectacular. >> he as phenomenon. truly. >> jimmy: he is indeed. it's very good to see you. you're doing a fantastic rs and applause ] >> jimmy: "nashville" returns with new episodes next wednesday at 10:00 p.m. on abc. connie britton! be rightm the wild weathers. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. everything right but find it harder and harder to get by, you're not alone. while our people work longer hours for lower wages, almost all new income goes to the top 1%.wall street banks and the ultrarich pay their fair share of taxes, provide living wages
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel reserve concert series is presented by samsung.thank louis c.k., connie britton and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, their album "lonely is a lifetime" comes out friday, hereht" the wild feathers!] you can't have
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what you'd remember you'd remember me when i was gone give me something true and realmething i can feel to when i was a child when i first heard my favorite song take me back to when i was young and wildam all day long overnight you can't wait till the morning light it all right now overnight if you're then do it right
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it all right nowking for the light but you can't take it you die always think you're smarter than the teacher and you never think if you're holier than the preacher boy you know you're not the only one overnight you can't wait till the morning light all right now
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all right nowyou go why would you stay every time i turn around there's another one of you in townike they say its not like they do no round somebody's trying to steal my crown can't wait till the morning light 'cause you want it all right now
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if you're gonna do it then do it right 'cause you want it all right now overnight if you're gonna do it then do it right 'cause you want
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