and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, viola davis, from "the brothers grimsby," his week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from the suffers with . and now, if i'm not mistaken,

immy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.let you know, every night i take a look at the audience and i decide, we've got a bunch of lunatics in this group.you're happy about it, i guess, huh? hey, december who guess who turned 57 years old? barbie the doll is 57.ng up well. the original barbie was created in 1959. the first african-american barbie came out in 1968. in married to larry king. [ laughter ] and the rest is history.

million barbie dolls have been been subjected to the most horrific torture imaginable. armed broken off. children chewing on their feet. horrible things. over the yearsved. now we have a full-figured barbie. a new barbie who finally acts her e barbie for 57 years. and this year for her birthday, mattel is introducing a brand-new barber. barb! >> she looks like my aunt barbie's 57 and her bone density is low, feed her a calcium chew. >> i miss regular, honey, i haven't been regular in years! >> i don't get it. >> barb struggles with . >> barb's husband of 36 years, kenneth.

whore skipper. >> there's nothing going on with skipper, i don't even have a penis. >> barb! now with real estate license and caution, hot flashes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy birthday, barb.ides for women, hillary clinton last night continued on her mission to become the first female president of the united states. she debated bernie sanders last night in miami. they talked about a number of subjects including immigration care, wall street bailouts. what got most people's attention, weirdly, was this. it was the color of bernie sanders' suit. now online people said it l some people said it looked blue. a few lunatics said eggplant. even his spokesperson at first said it was blue, then corrected himself, saying it was black. know if we can look at it again, clearly the suit is brown. i mean, that suit is so brown,

deported. [ cheers and applause ] the suit has resulted in a bigtwitter. there's a debate about the debate. it was like election "inception" or something. here's the thing, i wish we could stop. as a country we could stophings like the color of bernie sanders' suit and start focusing on the fact that he was able to successfully dress himself. [ cheers and applause ] favorite moment from the debate last night. a woman asked a question in spanish. [ speaking spanish ]ng the mike is the translator. you may guess bernie sanders doesn't speak spanish. so he had to translate what ing back to the woman.

brown.hese other people are twitter are saying it looks blue or even black. anyway. want to have sex after this? >> jimmy: sometimes youre you least expect it, it's true. the. s tonight had their own debate in miami. there have been more republican f "dancing with the stars." the chairman of the republican national committee said he was hoping for a g-rated night that we've reached the point where the party has to remind a candidate not to discuss the size of his penis on television during the debate. [ cheers and applause ]florida primary happens on tuesday. and they say it all comes down to florida. which i cannot think of a scarier sentence than "it all comes down to florida." of all the states, notant it to all come down to. florida is jeb bush's home state.

jeb met withy and kasich and cruz today. apparently the meetings went well, he invited them all back to the fantasy suite. an endorsement from jeb g, could boost your poll numbers by as much as 1%, possibly 2%. so bush did not meet with donald made a lot of enmeals the last several months but he also, as he has been known to mention, has a lot of friends. >> you know, that's likehe was a friend of mine. michael jackson was actually a very good friend of mine. tom brady is a very good friend of my opinion. bob kraft, tom brady, bill ds of mine. ted cruz is a friend of mine. chris christie's a friend of carl icahn is a friend ofrussert, he was a friend of mine. herman cain, my friend. my friend elton john. a rich guy from new york city, a friend of mine. a friend ofthe biggest and richest people in china. chinese, they're friends of mine. i have friends that aren't christian.

muslims. i have friends that are muslims. i have so many jewish friends have friends in ohio. i have friends. i have friend. friends of mine. a friend of mine. friends of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. friend of mine. i have no friends as far as i'm concerned.] >> jimmy: i don't know what to believe now. meanwhile, this is something donald trump could probably work into a campaign ad. because our local fox 11 news int up with a couple that's been camped out in front of a shoe store since friday waiting to buy a pair of these kanye west adidas that might notther two weeks. >> i can't wait. been here since friday. >> these brown adidas supposed weeks. one sneaker head couple has

palace on melrose, they want to be the first in line when the shoes come in. shoe palace management isotice saying, there are no guarantees they'll be there. >> hopefully we get them, but for sure we might not be getting them. for sure you might not be getting them? or you might not be getting them for sure? either way it's time well spent. imagine having three weeks to sitont of a shoe store to get a pair? thursday nights we bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's time for "this weekship." >> your body's been through some stuff. >> yeah, yeah. and it's currently still going >> i'll show you my [ bleep ] later when the cameras get turned off. >> okay. >> do you support [ bleep ]ing? >> no, i do not support [ bleep ]ing. >> when we is

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hi, welcome back. viola davis, isla fisher and music from the sufferers is on the way. it's time to throw things off the roof, "you catch it, you." guillermo, how you doing? >> guillermo: doing great. >> jimmy: what are you wearing guillermo?

so i won't fall down. >> jimmy: boy, it really is. i legs, on your body, it's all over. you're not kidding around. >> guillermo: safety first, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. here's how this will work.o drop a prize off the roof, gravity will take hold, and a contestant waiting below will attempt to catch it. if they catch it they keep it. game. you understand, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: let's go to street level, cousin sal is on hollywood at's going on? >> jimmy: doing very well. you understand how the game works? >> sal: yes, jimmy, i do. >> jimmy: bring in a mebody who was wandering on the street moments ago. if $you have the catch ever's gear or did we loan that to you? >> i: what is your name? >> halley. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from toledo, ohio. >> jimmy: toledo, ohio. are you here on vacation? >> yes, i am, spring ing break, wow. who are you here with? >> with some girlfriends. >> how many girlfriends?

same room? >> yeah, hat have you been doing here on spring break? >> partying it up on the beach and pretty much everywhere else we can find. >> jimmy: i see. are you 21? >> i'm 20. but you've been getting drunk, true or false? >> false. >> jimmy: false? all right, i don't know if yourwatching. go ahead and put that face mask on. cousin sal will help you because we do not want to blind anyone. or kill anyone or really do anything to anyonem a prize. we're going to turn the sound off in halley's helmet so she does not know what's about to come down. what is the first item you will be tossing over t>> guillermo: top of the line, jimmy. this is a chunky drop necklace with four diamonds. >> jimmy: attached to what?tached to -- blue things over here. >> jimmy: no, attached to a

>> guillermo: oh yeah, yeah.immy: all right, very good. they're getting better over the years. >> guillermo: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, don't jump over after her. but here we go. are you ready on the ground?ready. >> ready. >> jimmy: they are ready on the ground. guillermo, set the inflatable lady free. >> guillermo: three, two, one --omes. here she comes. i'm going to blame guillermo for that one. we're going to give yound keep that. you'll have another roommate for the trip. there you go. enjoy. sal, grab somebody else. item. what is your name, sir? >> drew. >> jimmy: where are you from, drew? >> from chicago. >> jimmy: are you good at

>> that's the very good. go ahead and put that mask on. we want to be very, very careful here. guillermo, what do you have to drop on drew? order of thai food. >> jimmy: an order of thai food. what is in the order? >> guillermo: shrimp, fried ng pao, mu shu pork. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound thai at all. >> guillermo: that's what it sayimmy: none of those items are thai. >> guillermo: mu shu pork. >> jimmy: that's thai, yeah. all right, guillermo. are you 'm ready. >> jimmy: let's find out if drew is ready. are you ready if. >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, drew. wow. what a great prize you're about to get. here we go.nt it down, guillermo.

oh, drew. let's look at that again in slow motion. he was right under it. oh, he was right under it. right under it. >> i almost had it. >> jimmy: you did a good job. unfortunately, you did not catch it. you don't get to keep i goes to the catcher, right? >> jimmy: very good. thank you, drew. one more. hi, what's your name? >>here are you from? >> florida. >> jimmy: do you think you can do this? so far no success at all. >> i hope to be the third one to do od. go ahead and put that helmet on, put the mask on. we'll go up to guillermo on the roof. guillermo, you have what? have a ball full of money. >> jimmy: a yoga ball full of money? >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: wow, we've loaded it with one dollar 0 in there.

>> jimmy: all right. make sure to shake that up, >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: why are you shaking it? this is not a lottery drawing we're doing here. >> guillermo: so it can look a lot. >> jimmy: all right, okay. let's check back down oe you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: how good is your vision? >> i have glasses on, so it's 20/20. >> jimmy: what? >> i have glasses on so it's sal: she's swallowing her mouth guard. >> jimmy: your vision is 20/20? >> i hope it is. >> jimmy: i hope so. i'm wondering why you're wearing glasses if that's the case. be careful. here we go. count it down. and drop it. >> guillermo: three, two, one --goes. oh, let's look at that again in slow motion. you know what you can have the ball. the hell with it. there you go., yeah. guillermo, you did a bad job up there. >> guillermo: all right, whatever.

later in the show i want you to problem. thank you, guillermo. thank you, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight hot show music from the sufferers, from the brothers grimsby er, be [ cheers and applause ] by collection by michael strahan. available only at select jc penney stores and at "jcp.com." shopping for an suv? well, this is the time. and your ford dealer is the place,g for 60 months on a ford suv. that's right. just announced. ford explorer...edge...escape... and expedition... are av60 months. ford suvs. designed to help you be unstoppable. no wonder ford is america's best selling brand.ncing for 60 months on ford suvs is a limited time offer.

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>> jimmy: from the funny new movie "the brothers grimsby" isla fisher is here. from houston, texas, m "the sufferers" from the samsung stage. next week we've got new shows with kirsten dunst, harry connick jr., superman and ere, henry cavill and gal gadot. also erin andrews, gabourey sidibe, gins and his mystery mate on maybe not, who knows, he might be here alone. plus music from jake bugg, flogging molly for st patricks from sxsw festival from sia,

that's all next week. our actress with two tonys and an emmy to prove it. her very popular show "how to get away with murder" wraps up its 2nd season on abc a week please welcome the professor herself, viola davis!] >> jimmy: you look hank you. i've been relaxing since the show, you know, just -- >> jimmy: that's your way ofd drinking? >> eating and drinking and skipping. >> actually skipping? >> sleeping. i do skip also. >> jimmy: when was the last time you skip in the do you remember? >> i have a 5-year-old. i skip all the time. >> jimmy: you do?

>> your costar billy was injured you in a sex scene? is that true? [ cheers and applause ] >> billy's ego.y. >> well -- we really went for it. >> jimmy: right. >> i said, listen, i'm always playing these maids, i always got trole. i said, i want to be sexy! i'm pulling out all the stops! so i went for it. [ cheers and applause ] and, you know, the director said, slam her up against the then really go for it, pull your pants down! and i said, i'm going to go for it, go for it! he slams me up against the wall -- six people arell holding it up. and that thing is like shaking. it sounds sexy, it really

>> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you -- you go home and you say to your husband, oh, my back's killing me from all today. >> i hid that injury like you would not believe. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> bear, bathimmy: i don't know how to approach this. as a man it troubles me. >> yeah? >> jimmy: but from a romantic point of view, i think it's veryarried to your husband for the third time. >> yes, i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but, but, this is not ngs where you guys got split up and then got back together. you just have had three weddings. >> i like weddings. >> jimmy: so how does that work? >> the first time we got le in our condo. >> jimmy: okay. >> it wasn't big enough. >> jimmy: right. >> three months later, we went to rhode island and got married

the best photos are the candid ones. so we put disposable cameras on every table, sepia tone, black and white.s stomped the hell out of those cameras. they took pictures of the floor, of teeth. there was a lot of toothless d wedding. >> jimmy: family, yeah. >> that's another story. but -- so i wanted to have another ceremony that was pretty, where i got to wear the with the fabulous food. you know. >> jimmy: so you went through the whole thing? >> yeah.ple were at this wedding? >> 137 people when all was said and done. a few people that just kind ofough. then we had the greatest food, we had our signature drink, we called it juvie jules.

jewel russ and viola, they callv, juvie juice, mango juice and tequila. >> jimmy: that's the way to get a party going, a signature cocktail, like drinking a fruit lutely. >> jimmy: did you have famous people? was it all family? >> oprah was there. >> jimmy: oh, wow, you really did have famous people. >> my cast members were there. forget them, how about oprah? >> i didn't care. oprah had a -- she came with steadman. >> jimmy: were you nerave a good time? did you have somebody assigned to her to make sure she enjoyed herself? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i sat down with oprah.was very, very chill. she looked cute. everybody had to wear white. >> jimmy: oh, really, okay. >> i'll tell you the one person who definitely was not fazed by daughter. there's a pick and roll tour of her and oprah where she's just -- >> jimmy: really? >> so everybody was just super chill. >> yeah she just, you know. >> jimmy: did she get you a gift? did oprah get you anything?

>> oprah did not giveoh! well, she has a year. . >> i didn't ask her to give me a invited us to her house, which i said now oprah, julius and i will be at your doorstep with genesis. until you tell us to going to be at your house. >> jimmy: you're not going anywhere. i got you a gift. i mean, i'm sure it's not as good as whatever oprah's probably planning to send you. [ cheers and applause ]rapped it really nicely in this office depot storage box. but i think this is something that always use, you never have enough of this. this is for julius. this is a robe. >> i love this. >> jimmy: his initials on it. and then we also got youour initials on it. [ cheers and applause ]

you know what, jimmy >> at first i thought it was going to be a crappy gift. you know when you get a crappy gift and you have to have that face? i'm glad it was a great gift. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]t in the box. you should see the look on the people at the robe places face, >> ine before. >> jimmy: yeah, your parents didn't think that out, i guess. >> they didn't even give me a middle name. next week is the finale, season finale. but the show has been picked up for a third season. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ]re is more murder to come. the murdering will continue. i assume. >> i can't tell you that. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be -- >> you're always trying to be>> jimmy: do you even know what's going to happen next season? >> no, i do not. >> jimmy: you do not have an idea? >> no, and you can't make me

you keep asking that quwell, i'm curious to know. i wonder if you try to find out? if you just kind of trust shonda, oh, doesn't matter, i'll do whatever she says i should do when i get there. >> i signed a seven-yearhich means that i kind of have to go along with it a little bit. >> jimmy: right. >> pete norwalk, creator of the show, he likes when it's crazy. he likeslly crazy -- >> jimmy: he almost killed you sexually, yeah. >> he did, yeah. >> jimmy: do you think poot ete likes it when it's sexually crazy in his personal life as well? [ laughter ]nd applause ] sometimes people, when they'reressing their fantasies. >> here's the thing, doesn't everybody like it a little bit freaky? [ cheers and applause ] davis, the season finale of "how to get

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pill take to south by southwest to austin, texas. that's right. this is a three day music festival exclusively for galaxy formances from 2 chainz and li'l wayne. how does that sound? >> that is so awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: he's just kidding. >> jimmy: no, i'm notal: you're not? >> jimmy: we have an austin-themed item for you to catch tonight. let's go to the roof where guillermo is standing by. what does babs have to catch us see it. because we cannot see what is inside. that's a hat full of queso? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: that islted cheese item. it's one of the tastiest things you can put in a hat. it's popular in austin. back to babs, are you ready? >> sal: got her. >> i'm ready, i guess. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you ready? >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy.

drumroll, please.mo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: release the queso. there it goes. oh my goodness, babs.hat in slow motion and see what went wrong there. what happened? yeah, we were way off target. but you know what we did come up with a special rule for this particular contest. if you get any you win the prizes, so grat lations. [ cheers and applause ] you get the new samsung galaxy s7 edge, tickets to galaxy life fest, and a trip to south-by-southwest have fun! we'll be right back with

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. you know our next guest from "the great gatsby," "wedding crashers" and many films, next, you can see her alongside husband sacha baron cohen, in a eper into the sex lives of elephants than

>> we need to head inside, find schmitt, seduce. >> you need to seduce her in from her husband. >> okay. >> can you see lenaeasy to spot, wearing a green dress, she's absolutely gorgeous.us. >> jimmy: "the brothers grimsby" opens in theaters tomorrow, please welcome isla fisher! [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. >> you too, i'm very good, thank you. >> jimmy: good to have you here. i have to say, i'm sure you know, we showed a clip of "brothers to the studio audience only. >> yeah.

traumatized. people as they left, people told me, i'm never going on safari yeah. >> jimmy: it was wildly hilarious. >> so funny. we showed it to an average american family, the kardashians -- >> jimmy: you did? >> they also loved it. they laughed the whole way >> jimmy: what do you mean you showed it to the kardashians? >> mutual friends. yeah, she hooked us up with them, they came over, we showed them bestiality as you do. >> they loved the movie. >> jimmy: wow. well. so go the kardashians, thus goes wow. now this is a the uk premiere of the film. that's you and your husband. now, when you dress up and you look very beautiful for the movie husband, does he tell you i'm going to only be wearing underpants and carrying a gun? or is this a surprise? it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: something to be

yeah, yeah. well. by the way, you guys, is it true, i heard that at the when sacha did ale g., they told him not to do it? >> right. after he dumped banned. >> jimmy: he was on probation. >> right. but then he managed to wrangle promote the movie. but he said, i want to sneak in ali g. but i can't fit the costume on my body because of the metal detectors, they'll be suspicious, sweetie will you fit alow glasses, hat, weird inside your spanx? >> jimmy: you were like a drug mule for him? >> yep. you could say that. you're used to taking hair off down there to go to events.

then i had to fit thes. i had to insert them too. it was a challenge to sit down. >> jimmy: you brought video. >> oh, yeah, i did? oh, yeah. e bathroom at the oscars. >> right, yes. i am really stressed out, actually, while i was doing this. i've never put a beard on ually women are taking it off. >> jimmy: you're an accomplice to maybe a crime, i don't know what we would call this here. >> is it a crime? i don't know if it's a on't know, i think the oscars are kind of like -- >> am i never getting invited again? >> jimmy: yeah, no, you're never getting -- yeah. >> oh, 'm sure you'll be invited again. >> unless i pretend to be amy adams. >> jimmy: that would work, yeah. >> you know what, though, i was really tense. while we're in the bathroom, we had to sneakes. people would bang on the door, they're wearing hit sets, and

i'm goody two shoes.ng to work! i had to go out and i said, something is wrong with his stomach. it's really bad. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> i had to lie to everyone.eel guilty. they gave me these tums. i thought, it looks suspicious. so i had to eat them. i thought otherwise -- anyway. i ate the tums.rner's knocking on the door trying to go to the bathroom. it was so stressful. >> jimmy: oh no. then he popped out at the last minute. >> with a full ali g. gear olivia wilde. >> jimmy: did olivia know what was going on? >> no, i saw her face. she was like, oh no. >> jimmy: afterwards did you getanything? >> at that point i went straight to the bar. i'm not going to lie. >> jimmy: you did? >> i bumped into eddie redmayne and had a drink and i felt embarrassed.ry interview on the bred carpet, they'd say, what are you wearing? i'd say, eddie redmayne was going to wear this but i beat

>> jimmy: you got in a lot of trouble that sunday night, you might not be allowed to live in los angeles anymore, never mind the oscars. >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: sachay in character the whole time during the whole movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does that apply to you, his wife? does he stay in character with you when you were on the set? no. i actually got a bit -- he wrote me this character in the movie. he wrote the script. and i had to do a scene where i was kissing markband was in the room playing nobby. i walked into the scene, kissed mark strong. which was written in the script. >> jimmy: by him. >> correct. and my husband goes, whatwhat are you doing? i said -- and i thought, is he joking? what's happening? please. and i thought, oh, he'sever. i walked into the scene again the next take. and i kissed mark strong. and then he's like, you know what? don't do that again, it's really upsetting me.you wrote it in the script. he said, i'm rewriting it right now, don't do it.

is so unprofessional. >> jimmy: that's how it ended? did you do it again? >> no, then i don't know whether it's nobby or sacha but clearly it's not going to happen again. >> jimmy: you know what the problem is, your husband is out of his mind. [ laughter >> what does that say about me? because i married him. >> jimmy: you are out of your mind by proxy. that movie advice, very funny. >> by the way, he kisses everybody. >> jimmy: and he kisses ill ferrell in "talladega nights." the heavy guy in "borat." the ginger guy in "bruno." mark strong -- do i look >> jimmy: not at all, no, you do not. it's very good to see you. congratulations. "the brothers grimsby." it opens in theaters tomorrow. isla be right back with the

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