>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, morgan freeman. cooking with steve martorano. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from young the giant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, pace yourselves, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming.

on the eve of the olympic games from rio de janeiro where they're hours away from the opening ceremony. it's always very for me exciting to see the athletes from all the countries together holding their flags. our american team will be wearing uniforms designed by ralph lauren. these are the uniforms they're going to be wearing on the field. as you can see, they're terrible. looks like an a capella group dressed for a fourth of july performance on a wharf show about vampire prep school students. nothing instills fear in your opponent like a blazer and white capri pants. by the way, number one reason i could never be an olympic athlete. i would spill ketchup on those pants immediately. all right. maybe that's not the number one reason but it is in the top 20 for sure. you know, there have been major electrical and plumbing issues in rio. one athlete from kenya wrote, "please fix my toilet" on a bulletin board in the olympic village. and you know, when someone who

about your plumbing, i think that's what they refer to as a wake-up call. [ laughter ] sanitation is a big problem right now. the olympic village is giving away thousands of condoms for the athletes to wear over their heads for the swimming events. [ laughter ] of course the zika virus is also a major concern. especially for women. hope solo, who's the goalie for the u.s. women's soccer team, posted this photograph to instagram. not only is it the worst tinder brazilian fans very angry to the point that whenever she had the ball yesterday during the opening game against new zealand the fans reacted like this. [ boos ] [ chanting "zika" ] >> jimmy: they're chanting the name of a virus at a woman. this is going to be some olympics.

added some new events. yesterday the ioc approved rock climbing, skateboarding, surfing and karate, which -- i wish they would combine some of these because i would definitely watch surfing karate. [ laughter ] surfing and skateboarding will make history for the olympics in 2020 in that these will be the first sports in which athletes will be tested to make sure they are doping. [ laughter ] see, guillermo, because a lot of -- well, you understand. >> i understand. birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. [ cheers and applause ] big celebration at the white house. the white house staff sang to him. then the president blew out the candles on his vegan whole grain carrot prune loaf. [ laughter ] actually, not true. michelle got him a fudgie the kale. that's what you call meeting someone halfway. [ laughter ] vice president biden tweeted this message today. he tweeted "happy 55th, barack, a brother to me, a best friend forever."

[ laughter ] looks like somebody's having a great time at the ymca day camp this summer. [ laughter ] donald trump also offered birthday wishes on twitter this week. he wrote "president obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the united states." it's sweet, though, because he said perhaps and he wouldn't do that on any other day. [ laughter ] you know, if trump becomes president, he's definitely going to make his birthday a national holiday, right? sorry, lincoln, you're a loser and you are out. [ laughter meanwhile, hillary clinton has announced that she and tim kaine are coming out with a book it this fall. they're co-writing a book. 256 pages of their policy proposals. which she really knows how to excite voters, doesn't she? [ laughter ] i mean, it will be a real page turner. last night on our show i shared a video of a prank britney spears pulled on me. she conspired with my wife to get into my house and ambush me with a bunch of semi-nude male dancers in the middle of the

i'm pleased to say that that incident contributed mightily to our headline news segue of the day. >> jimmy kimmel woke up to find britney spears doing a dance party in his bedroom. ha ha law! i'm sure it was all a dream. first, though, let's get into the headlines. money to fight zika could run out. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great. now it's in my bed. that is a dream come true. meanwhile, our friends in north korea are said to be working on a big new project. sometime in the next ten years north korea is hoping to plant a flag on the moon. and by that they mean they're looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of their flag on the moon. [ laughter ] you know, they say they want to plant a flag on the moon. they didn't specify which flag. i hope it's the mexican flag. i feel like that would be -- that would show a fun side of the north koreans we haven't seen before.

[ cheers and applause ] it is, if you don't -- it's one of the last big summer blockbusters. so we asked our chief film critic to review it for us. his name is yehya and here he is talking about the movie "suicide squad." >> hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the new movie, summer movie, that the movie behind me is "xx --" the movie will smith, he's in -- and he get out of jail. will smith is good actor. will smith, all his movie good. i love him and he's nice guy. i got two, three picture with this guy. and he did the movie "bad boy" and he did the movie also "lacol" -- west, west something. and the boy what's his name with the red hair. his name johnny lano.

>> i'm not going to kill you. >> and he's like a joker too jack knuckle something. the lady, her name maserati. she drink coffee. you know, in jail with the book. you know what she look like with the underwear, with the hair like britney spear. danny devito is in that movie too. danny devito is funny guy. he's in the movie with michael douglas, kill my mom, i kill the movie is called is s-u-i-c-i-d-e s-q-u-e-d. that exactly, that the movie. >> i love this guy. >> will smith, donny devito, maserati, britney spear, everybody in that movie. action and action and action. go watch the movie. good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: action and action and

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? ? >> jimmy: that is the great sharon jones sitting in with the cletones tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she will be with us all night tonight. morgan freeman is here. steve martorano is here. and music from young the giant. there's an annual summer event not to beach called pageant of the masters. this is something they do every year. it's happening through the end of the month. an all-volunteer cast get dressed up to re-enact famous paintings and other works of art. they have real people dress up in costume to look like mona lisa, the last supper, the scream, and they look exactly like them. it's amazing. i've been to it many times. it's a lot of fun. and this week it was even more fun because our very own guillermo played a role. guillermo, are you an art lover in general? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do love art.

>> yes. >> jimmy: who is your favorite artist, may i ask? >> there are so many i -- >> jimmy: there are so many. [ laughter ] just name one of them. just one. just whatever pops out of your head. >> oh, my god. katie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: very good. katie of course. referring to my daughter. anyway, here's guillermo. great art lover. at the pageant of the masters. ? >> hi. how are you? >> hi. welcome, guillermo. my name's diane. >> nice meeting you. >> it's nice to meet you. i'm director of pageant of the masters. >> oh, okay. >> i don't know if you've ever heard anything about our show. >> no, never. what is it? what is the show about? >> well, we are going to recreate famous works of art, paintings and sculpture, with real people. and in france they call it tableau vivant. >> tableau labo?

it's french. >> tableau labant? >> close. tableau vivant. >> tableau la bon? >> right, you got it. >> i'm going to be in the painting? >> exactly. you'll be in costume and makeup. the curtain will open. the lights come on. and you have to freeze. >> like madonna. strike a pose. >> that's right. >> okay. >> you're going to have to hold still for 90 seconds. you think you can do that? >> that's easy. i do that all the time in the show. i stay for one hour. yeah. like that. yes, jimmy, very funny. [ laughter ] i'm standing still, pretending to laugh. yes, boss, whatever you say. ha ha ha! >> this is the show line-up. this is our storyboard. and these are all the pictures of the pieces we're going to recreate on stage tonight. this is by diego rivera. these are men on a construction line. maybe you could be one of those guys. or maybe even don quixote. >> no, what about sancho panza?

>> the finale of the show is the last supper by leonardo da vinci. >> yeah. i want to be jesus. >> well, our cast member, or volunteer cast member, has been working with us for about 15 years and i'm not sure he'd want to give up his role tonight. >> i'll talk to him. i want to be jesus. >> okay. >> where is jesus? anybody? >> i am. >> oh, you are? how are you doing? guillermo. >> nice to meet you. >> i want to play jesus. i know you've been doing it for a long time. >> uh-huh. 16 years. wow. it's time for you to take a day off. >> not tonight. >> who should i play? >> would you be interested in judas? >> judas. all right. i'll take it. ? >> wow. they look so white. donald trump is going to like me now.

half a grapefruit, and coffee with splenda. and toast dry. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god. now i look like jimmy kimmel. this is terrible. let's do this. >> hey, guys. teach me. >> show you how to do this? >> yeah, you've got to show me. >> i've got to be honest with you and tell you it's very simple. >> pretty much like that. your hands just like this. kind of -- it's beside you but in front of you. yeah. more this. >> i'm tired already. >> this arm's resting on the table. >> okay. all right. how much i get paid for this? >> i do not get paid anything for this. i am a volunteer. >> are you [ bleep ] kidding me? >> i am not. [ laughter ]

>> this is you. >> leonardo da vinci. "the last supper." [ applause ] [ applause ] >> thank you, everybody. i think we did good. so we did the last supper, and now it's time for the last selfie. come on, everybody say jesus. >> jesus! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you were a very good judas. very well done. thank you, guillermo. tonight on the show, sharon jones is sitting in with the cletones. we have music from young the giant. steve martorano is here to cook with us. and we'll be right back with

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? >> jimmy: that is sharon jones sitting in with the cletones. [ cheers and applause ] sharon has a documentary called "miss sharon jones" in theaters now. you can see her live tomorrow night at the nuart theater in l.a. thank you for being here, sharon. >> thank you.

>> jimmy: tonight, he cooks food and he wrote a book so you can cook food too. it's called "it ain't sauce, it's gravy." steve martorano is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have a big tank of blue crab from maryland and guillermo, you are going to fish the crabs out of the tank. you're going to try. you've got to do it or else nobody is going to eat. steve will be here. and then later their album is called "home of the strange." it comes out a week from tomorrow. young the giant from the samsung outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] all right. our first guest tonight is a whose voice is more meaningful even than the one in our heads. his new movie is the biblical epic "ben-hur." >> the world you live in is rome's. their laws. their power. you cannot fight them in the streets. but there is another way. in the circus. there is no law. what happens there is sport, not vengeance. give them a show, the people

if your brother is the pride of rome, take their pride. >> jimmy: "ben-hur" opens august 19th. please welcome morgan freeman! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: morgan. raucous crowd. they didn't care about me that much. i mean, it's you really they're interested in seeing. and who can blame them? >> you were saying legendary. that's what -- stuff like that. >> jimmy: that's the sort of thing that -- [ cheers and applause ] i was hoping that you'd wear the dreadlocks for the show tonight. did you take that home? that wig? [ laughter ]

that. let's start over. [ laughter ] >> it is something, though. i liked it. >> jimmy: did you enjoy it? >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: you had like a george clinton type vibe there with those dreadlocks. >> i had a wig guy whose family had been in the wig-making business for generations. and he made the wig for me in "driving miss daisy." >> jimmy: oh, he did? wow. [ cheers and applause ] that's when you know you're an important man, when you have a personal wigmaker. [ laughter ] wh wigs for generations. that's pretty impressive. i want to ask you about a photograph here. this is -- i'm not sure where this is taken. you can tell us. you, prince harry, the first lady, and george bush. at an event of some kind. it looks like george bush is -- he kind of recognizes the first lady but he's not sure where he knows her from. [ laughter ]

socialize with them? how did that go? >> huh? [ laughter ] you're asking me if i -- no. >> jimmy: no, i'm asking the picture. i'm asking george bush. george. [ laughter ] yeah. i mean, was it just one of those things you happened to be sitting next to them or were you all together as a unit? >> i know the first lady from back when they first started on the campaign trail. >> jimmy: right. with her. so this was actually at the invictus games. >> jimmy: the movie -- >> yeah. sort of olympics for wounded warriors. >> jimmy: got you. and george bush, is he -- you'd met him before? >> well, i shook his hand once. >> jimmy: i see. prince harry is royalty, obviously. did you have to observe any kind of protocol before meeting him or does he have to observe some sort of protocol before meeting you? [ laughter ]

so i didn't know i was -- >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] that's pretty good. >> somebody backstage so, you met prince harry. i said no. sure you did. no, no, i don't know. i mean, he was there, i said. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just thought he -- just a kid with great seats. >> good-looking kid. >> jimmy: when is the last time you were nervous to meet somebody? can you even remember? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: who was it? >> nelson mandela. >> jimmy: nelson mandela. that's a good one. [ cheers and applause ] and it went well, i assume? did he alleviate that nervousness right away? >> not right away. >> jimmy: not right away? >> no. you meet someone who you like really venerate -- >> jimmy: yes.

i don't know. [ laughter ] >> exactly. and then what? >> jimmy: where do you go from there? >> where do you go from there? i was thinking. it's a great honor to meet you. and i'm sure you -- yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, right. heard that plenty of times in my life. well, you probably hear the same thing. and you have to -- i guess it's your responsibility -- >> you try to be -- yeah. i'm getting sort of senile. civil. you have to be civil to people. particularly when they come up to you and say we love you. you don't say, get away! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you narrated hillary clinton's introduction video at the democratic national convention. >> did i? >> jimmy: yeah, you did. [ cheers and applause ] or someone that sounded -- >> there were a few of us there. >> jimmy: a lot of people imitate you. maybe it was an impersonator that did it.

contacts you personally or did her people contact your people to do that? >> yeah, her people contact my people and say, you know, hillary would like for you to help. >> jimmy: and then you say do i get paid? or how does it work? [ laughter ] >> i say lead me to wherever you need me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so you did that for her. does she thank you afterwards? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: is there a conversation that happens afterwards? yeah. >> jimmy: okay. i don't know. i don't know how these things go. >> well, you do these things, and i don't go run after her and say, you know i did this thing for you. so how about a -- maybe a position somewhere? an ambassadorship to -- >> jimmy: you should get an ambassadorship. would you be interested in an ambassadorship? >> not even. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, not at all. >> no. >> jimmy: there are no countries

people with their passports when you get there. [ laughter ] you did something great on our show the last time you were here and i was wondering if you'd do it again for us. last time mr. freeman was here, he narrated a pedestrian, a person out on the street. we put a camera out on the street -- [ cheers and applause ] and since he is clearly our premier -- no one tops you when it comes to narration. i thought it would be fun to do it again. would you be willing to try it again? >> am i being set up? >> jimmy: you are not being set up. unless we're both being set up i don't think you're being set up. we have a camera on our -- >> do it! >> do it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the audience is liking it. so here we go, let's take a look. who do we have? all right. >> ah, yeah. [ laughter ] when i first saw the bald man, shirt buttoned all the way to the top, i didn't think too much

but then he took a bite of something. there he was. chewing something. "chewing something joe" is what we called him. hmm. look both ways, chewing something joe. there he was. [ laughter ] chewing and crossing. chewing and crossing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautiful. morgan -- oh, i have a gift for you. >> oh. >> jimmy: you are promoting the movie "ben-hur" and also supporting hillary clinton. i made you this little sticker you can wear. >> i love it. >> jimmy: it's "i'm with hur." morgan freeman in "ben-hur" opens in theaters and imax august 19th. we'll be right back.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is sarah jones sitting in with the cletones. our next guest, don't call him

florida, atlantic city, and las vegas. a cookbook called "it ain't sauce, it's gravy." please welcome steve martorano. steve. how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> good, good. >> jimmy: it smells fantastic in here already. and i don't think it's because of these crabs. what kind of crabs are these, by the way? >> blue crawl. they're from south jersey. >> jimmy: from jersey. >> from jersey. the water has a lot of character. so it's not as clear as, say, florida. >> jimmy: what do you mean character? >> what do you want me to say? >> jimmy >> no, i didn't say it's polluted. it's got character. >> jimmy: we're going to be eating polluted crabs on the show. >> no, these crabs have more flavor than anything. you can only really do it in the summertime. >> jimmy: okay. great. >> the truth of the matter is if you have a lot of money and you can go crabbing you would get -- you would buy them. if you didn't have enough money you would get a cage and drop it in the water with a piece of chicken in it, pull the cage up, you might have 30 crabs. >> jimmy: wow. >> when you're broke the way i did it you had to do it with a piece of string with a little piece of chicken one at a time. so it took me three days to

>> jimmy: macaroni. so guillermo's going to be in charge of getting the crabs out of the tank. >> you've got to come over. >> jimmy: guillermo, this is your job here. [ cheers and applause ] so he's going to do it your way, the old way. >> he's going to do it the old way with a piece of string and a piece of chicken. >> jimmy: how is it that crabs know chicken is good? it doesn't seem like they're getting that down there. >> you can use a piece of salami. >> jimmy: it will go for anything? >> yeah. hot dog. let him bite it. >> jimmy: yeah. let him get it, pull him up, and don't throw him on my head by the way. >> guillermo: no, i won't. >> jimmy: just be gentle and slow. all right. >> you ready to go? >> jimmy: i'm ready. >> if you get your crabs, if you get your blue crab and you go catch him, fine. if you go to your food market you get -- you get two dozen and you tell them to clean them, right? you have them clean them for you. and this is what it looks like. so we've got this hot. this is hot. get some extra virgin -- this is, cuz, the simplest -- one of

make. only really good for the summer. coat the bottom with some extra virgin olive oil. >> jimmy: all right. got it. >> now you're going to get some -- >> jimmy: how's that going over there, guillermo? >> guillermo: not too good, jimmy. >> move it around a little bit. >> jimmy: put the body into. >> guillermo: all right, sure. >> now fresh garlic. garlic over here. >> jimmy: all right. >> you're going to put three or four cloves of crushed garlic. crushed. >> jimmy: got it. >> we got to be careful -- >> jimmy: true or false, people should never buy that prepeeled garl >> jimmy: all right. >> you've got the garlic. nice color, right? we're going to get a little crushed red pepper flake. put it on the bottom. if you like it cuz, a little hotter, you put a little bit in there. >> jimmy: got it. >> now you're going to get your crabs. >> jimmy: hey, guys, this is what you're in for. >> get these crabs over here. two dozen. >> guillermo: oh my god, i missed. >> throw them right in here.

right now if you could smell this, forget about it. it's just unbelievable. get your spoon. you can use a wooden spoon or tong. you can use that. you hear that sound? >> jimmy: yes. >> don't worry about it, we already got the crabs. >> jimmy: i'm worried about him throwing that crab right down my shirt. >> guillermo: no, i want -- that smell good. >> jimmy: right? >> now we're searing it. right? now we've got to season. there's the seasoning. get a little bit of salt. >> jimmy: okay. >> get a little bit of black pepper. now, my key ingredient is granulated garlic. you don't want to put that in anything except season your meats or seafood. put the granulated garlic in there. you smell that already, cuz? >> jimmy: it smells good. you smell good too. is that cocoa butter? >> no. i just sprayed in the bathroom. all right. you've got this garlic. this is my red. so i'm going it take san marzano tomatoes, the best tomatoes in the world. these are -- it's really hard to

tomato, cuz, it's different than california. now, this is what you got. get that clam stock. how do you make a clam stock? clam stock, olive oil -- cuz, taste it like that. >> jimmy: it's very clammy. it's good. >> that's delicious, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> if you can't do this at home, get my book, read it. but you can buy bottled clam juice. now, watch. pour it in. pour it all in. >> jimmy: it's all in. >> get some parsley. >> jimmy: okay. >> you got the parsley? j >> put it in. >> jimmy: just like this? >> no. tear this thing. you know how to cook. >> jimmy: but i want to follow directions. i don't know what i'm doing. >> that's how simple. now we're going to put it to a boil. >> jimmy: okay. get this to a boil. >> jimmy. what's that? >> jimmy: what? >> over there. >> jimmy: that's sharon over there. >> i just put something in there. it's called como se chiama. in italian. when you don't know what it is -- you've got to buy my book.

>> jimmy: i see, you tricked me, all right. that's a hell of a cooking segment where you don't tell people how to cook the thing. [ laughter ] >> it's called como se chiama. >> jimmy: i didn't realize. did you know that? >> como se llama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm good. >> you got your tomatoes, you got your clam stock. you take this. two hours. >> jimmy: two hours, really? >> some italians cook this for 7 1/2 hours. they're nuts. two hours, it's done. it's all it ta and this takes about an hour. >> jimmy: okay. >> once that's done, it's cooked. take this down. we're going to come underneath it. >> jimmy: this is the best part of tv because things are done immediately. you don't have to wait at all. >> and this is what it's going to look like. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to put the yo cuz -- wait a minute, cuz. >> jimmy: it's backwards. >> my whole life sometimes. >> jimmy: i like wearing a bib.

>> what we're going to do, give me a piece of bread. >> jimmy: very good. all right. >> like old school. like they did in "the godfather." >> jimmy: i'm going to feed guillermo too. >> what you're about to eat. cuz, this white sauce is like going to the moon and back for free. >> jimmy: in north korea? [ laughter ] >> no. i'm telling you, it's that good. >> jimmy: all right. i'll try it. i'll let you know what i think. >> you tell me what you think of the red -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's like going to the moon. >> i wish i could take somebody out of this audience and taste it. >> jimmy: beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] >> tell the truth. >> jimmy: look at that. they like the bread. >> this is the red. be honest. i'm not going to get mad at you. i'm not going to fight you. just tell me. >> jimmy: oh, my god. they're both delicious. but the white one is the one. >> when you make -- cuz. >> jimmy: why don't you bottle this stuff and sell it at macy and is people could spray it at you when you walk through? that is really good. i love smelling your hands.

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presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank morgan freeman. i want to thank steve martorano. i want to thank sharon jones and apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but this is their album. it's called "home of the strange." it comes out friday the 12th. here with the song "something to

? ? ? it gets old when you talk to the sun ? ? in a tongue understood by no one ? ? can it be that i hear what he's saying ? ? is there a reason why i'm still awake ? ? and he says i've got you written in a black book by the railroad track ? ? you see, i know your fate ? ? and i say, you've got to listen ? ? i'm a songbird with a brand

? i'll give you something to believe in ? ? burn up the basement full of demons ? ? realize you're a slave to your mind, break free ? ? now give me something to believe in ? ? just give me ? ? just give me something to believe in ? ? every day when i speak to the moon ? ? pale as a ghost in the afternoon ? ? tragedy has a hold on my mind ? ? but i can see the lie between the lines ?

listen ? ? i'm a songbird with a brand new track you underestimate ? ? ooh, ooh ? ? i'll give you something to believe in ? ? burn up a basement full of demons ? ? realize you're a slave to your mind, break free ? ? now give me something to believe in ? ? promise me ? ? so afraid ? ? i'm a slave to my mind ? ? you give me something to believe in ? ? i've got you written in a black book by the railroad track ? ? you see, i know your fate ? ? and i say, you've got to listen ?

new track you underestimate ? ? i'll give you something to believe in ? ? burn up the basement full of demons ? ? realize you're a slave to your mind, break free ? ? now give me something to believe in ? ? just give me ? ? just give me something to believe in ? [ cheers and applause ] ? ? trying to think of a way to

? it's not just a party ? ? let me get this off your chest open my mouth all the gems falling out ? ? make me lose control ? ? i've got that spielberg charm ? ? i've charm ? ? ah i'm addicted but what can i say ? ? i'm addicted but what can i do ? ? i got my silver charm on ? ? ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ? ? food's on the floor but the

? slurring my lines but i'm making the meeting ? ? i say what you want me to say but chalk only get in the way ? ? rolling our eyes would you describe ? ? how dreams come true ? ? i've got that spielberg charm got that spielberg charm ? that spielberg charm ? ? ah ah ah i'm addicted but what can i say ? ? i'm addicted to madness but what can i do ? ? i got my spielberg charm ?

this is "nightline." >> tonight, no minced words. >> although the second amendment people, maybe there is, i don't know. >> donald trump still feeling the heat for his comments about second amendment people. tonight he's back on the offensive. >> isis is obama. he is the founder of isis. i would say the cofounder would be crooked hillary clinton. >> hillary today had her own stern warning. >> words matter, my friends. and if you are running to be president, words can have tremendous consequences. >> now even more republicans saying a trump presidency would be too dangerous. plus snap surgeon.