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>> i've fallen in love with you, jojo. i have. >> thank you so much. >> i am very much in the process of falling for you. it's the best feeling i've ever felt. >> you make me feel happy. >> i don't know how to say it. i think i'm falling in love with you. i know i'm falling in love with you. >> i'm in love with you and i want you to know that. love with you. >> i'm absolutely falling for you. >> appreciate that. >> i'm 100% in love with you. >> thank you. for telling me that. >> jimmy: which one of you, again? the other person who has to deliver bad news every week is chris harrison. here's how chris harrison gives
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did not receive a rose. take a moment, say your goodbyes. >> jimmy: so that's how chris normally does it. this season he's been mixing it up, trying new things. i like the new chris a lot. >> gentlemen? you're losers. and you know it. hit the road. gentlemen, time to cry in the limo with the sound guy. gentlemen? it's time to go back to whatever no one cares about you. get your [ bleep ]. get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: chris harrison, a bottle of rose and watch out. when we come back, matt damon, the dreaded matt damon and i, went to couples counseling together this morning to try and work things out. well, we'll present that to you so stick around, we'll be right back.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. danny mcbride, bryce dallas howard, music of prophets of rage on the way. damon and i have issues. we do not have a good relationship. he's been particularly difficult lately, he's got a big movie coming out friday, "jason bourne." we did this once before. we went to therapy together. it didn't go very well. we decided to try again. apparently you have to go more than once for therapy to work. so we went to see a professional to try to work our problems out like adults.
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>> hi, i'm paul. how are you? >> come on in and join us. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi. >> so. you two obviously know each other. >> and we're off. >> jimmy: thanks. >> that more comfortable for you this way? >> jimmy: yeah, i just like to have like a thing. he beat >> he did? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> how does that feel? >> i didn't beat you up, it was an awkward -- >> jimmy: he beat me up. >> what brought the two of you here now if it ended so poorly last time? how did you get here today? >> there's a story there. >> jimmy: it's court ordered. >> is it, okay. >> it's court ordered because i live in jimmy's place of work. >> jimmy: can i just say right there, he doesn't live at my place of work.
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>> jimmy: he comes to my place of work, it's technically stalking. >> it's not if you're invited. the judge was very clear about that. if you just stopped inviting me, maybe i wouldn't come. you invite me every day. you say i'm going to be on the show and i've never been on the show. so i took matters into my own hands. >> is it possible that we can just really clarify what specifically you want to accomplish today? ideally, what do you want to get out of this? >> i would like to be on his show. he's probably going to bring up the oscar special. but there's a story okay? >> jimmy: there is a story there. >> there's a story there. i was nominated for an academy award. okay? that's a fact. >> jimmy: kind of. >> it wasn't kind of. >> jimmy: they opened up the category so there are more nominees now. >> okay, that's not true. i was there at the theater across the street. and jimmy does a live broadcast. >> okay. >> his lead guest was my old friend ben.
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>> i bribed ben to sneak me into his jacket. >> why are you touching me? >> jimmy: i'm not touching you. >> bribed him? >> of course, you think he would just do that? he was the lead guest on a live show. >> jimmy: now i'm going to have to come in here with ben too, that's betrayal. >> you don't give the lead slot up. >> you feel betrayed? >> jimmy: i feel bat-trayed by batman. >> i see. >> that was a good one. >> jimmy: so anyway. he snuck on to the show, wasn't supposed to be on the show. even though i told him you're going to be on the next night's show he decided, i'm going to force myself on this show. >> it's always the next night's show, you're going to be on tomorrow, oh, we ran out of time, i've never met somebody who's so horrible with time management. >> so just to clarify -- >> jimmy: that is true, i do have a problem with that, i am going to say i do have a problem
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>> just to clarify something so that i have a better understanding, you're saying you have been waiting literally every single day for many years to get on his show? >> 14 years. >> jimmy: not every day. there's weekends. >> right, the show doesn't occur on weekends, i get to go home. >> i heard you say you wanted jimmy to allow you on his show. >> yes. >> what do you need from matt? >> jimmy: i need some understanding about how a show works, how the production of a show works. >> i understand. >> jimmy: that we have one hour's time. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that i do my best to get everybody on the show. >> you do. >> okay, i will take you at your word that you try. but i just -- i mean, it's -- there's thousands and thousands of evenings that i've been just about to go on and then -- oh, look what happened. it's like you know the show's an hour, could you build in five minutes and just have some time for me? >> jimmy: i'd love to do that
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besides the violence. i mean, forcing himself on the show. i was tied up. i was duct taped on my face. >> this seems like a good opportunity to explain the origin of all the hatred. >> i snapped. which i do. i snap. >> jimmy: he snaps. so i'm supposed to have a snapper around? >> well, maybe you would snap too if you had to endure what i've endured. i didn't -- i didn't do any lasting physical damage to him. but i did -- >> whose idea was it to come together and sit down and try to wo i'm trying -- i want to get on the show. >> jimmy: and i came -- i'm here. >> i've got a huge movie opening this week, i've got a lot riding on this. >> jimmy: here we go again. >> no, i've got a lot riding on this thing, a whole marketing campaign that he think system stupid, that he makes fun of me. >> jimmy: it is stupid. >> it's not stupid, it's good, i have good ideas. >> it's a stupid campaign. >> it's not a stupid campaign. i made bumper stickers. can i give you one? >> sure.
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this is 1975. >> you ready? "honk if you're bourny." okay, that's for you. >> jimmy: i mean, honestly. what do you think of that? setting therapy aside -- >> it's trying to go viral, right? you could snapchat that. put that on your instagram. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: i think it's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. honk if you're bourney? >> it's excellent. again -- what i'm noticing is this pattern developing -- >> are you going to put that on your car? >> i will definitely look at putting this on my car. >> jimmy: do you have any other pillows? >> there's a couple over there. are you feeling unsafe? >> jimmy: i am feeling unsafe. look how hard he puts the pillows down. >> now i'm hitting pillows. >> there's a lot of anger coming across. sometimes there's another method that people will use and they call it art therapy. >> what's art therapy? >> art therapy typically has
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>> well, for his maturity level, i think that would be probably advisable. >> jimmy: i'll do it, i don't mind. >> i'm going to ask you to each take one of these sketch pads here. jimmy, that's for you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> matt, this is for you. >> thank you, paul. >> here's your pencils. what i want you to do is sketch out how you view each other, how you see each other emotionally, how you feel about the situation. so take a few minutes and just go ahead. >> jimmyyo >> jimmy: i'm done. >> you're done? >> me too. >> you are? okay. who wants to go first as far as just showing us what you came up with? >> this is my rendition of this show. and its host. this is "jimmy kimmel live." and that's an ass face. >> that's an ass face?
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that's how i feel about jimmy and his show. an ass face. i'm done. >> jimmy? lawsuit lawsuit -- [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i just feel like this is -- you know what i think of matt. i think we're done. >> that was good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from prophets of rage, bryce dallas howard is here, and we'll be right back with danny mcbride so stick around! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, from the new movie "pete's dragon," bryce dallas howard is here. then, a supergroup that unites the forces of rage against the machine, public enemy, and cypress hill. this is their self-titled single, "prophets of rage" from the samsung outdoor stage. you can see them live on the "make america rage again" tour starting august 19th in fairfax, virginia. tomorrow night, david spade will be from the strokes, and later this week, andy garcia, greg kinnear, jack huston, dino archie, dana white and music from the go-go's. after four foul-mouthed seasons of baseball on "eastbound & down," our first guest returns with a new show set in the chalkboard-choked world of public school administration. "vice principals" airs sunday nights on hbo. please welcome danny mcbride. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: you're from virginia, right? i just mentioned virginia. >> yes, i grew up in virginia, yes. >> jimmy: are you from fairfax? >> fredericksburg, right down the road. >> jimmy: when you one of those kids running around with a movie camera making films? >> i was, i was into films. i grew up in the '80s. at the time skateboarding was the biggest thing that everyone was into. were you a skater? >> i wasn't, not at all. if you weren't good at skateboarding you'd have to pretend like you were, you were a poser, you know, that's what you would do. so i spent much of my childhood pretending like i could skate. >> jimmy: how do you pretend you can skate? >> you go home late at night and rub rocks on your trucks and stuff to make it look like you've done something. >> jimmy: i was also a terrible skateboarder. i can only go down the driveway and that was it.
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>> jimmy: did the kids believe that you were -- >> you have to perfect your stance. so it looks like you're just tired is the reason why you're not skating more. when i was -- you know, we left virginia in sixth grade. my parents moved us to florida. and i kept in touch with all my friends in virginia. so finally i saw this opportunity to like break the -- poser vibe. i started becoming a bigger poser by writing letters and telling them how i learned to skate in florida. that somehow by moving to florida everything just like works now and i could do hand planks and indos, ollieing over my sister, and i was getting letters back from them, everybody was impressed. wow, that's incredible, florida has turned you into tony hawk,
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sister down, a solemn look on their face. mom explained to us that they were deciding to separate and my mom, my sister and i were moving back to virginia. and my face just dropped. and i wasn't worried about the divorce. i was like, oh my god, they all think i can skate! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. so i went out to the yard quickly and was like trying to jam all this stuff in, trying to figure it out. my parents thought i was just processing the divorce. we ended up moving back to virginia. and i got back there and one of his birthday and i knew it. everyone's going to have their boards there, this is where it all is going to be exposed. so i came to the party and i had been really losing a lot of sleep over this. and i got there. and i didn't bring my board. and they were like, what happened? where's the skateboard? i was like, since the divorce i just don't skate anymore. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. they're not going to argue with that. >> they can't. >> jimmy: by the way, i really
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: it's very funny. [ cheers and applause ] it's set, i mentioned in the intro, it's set in a school and you play the vice principal of the school. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it based on a person that you remember from -- >> it's not based on anyone in particular. i was a relatively well-behaved kid in school. my sister behaved a little worse than me so she was a good smoke screen for my bad behavior. >> jimmy: younger? >> younger sister, yeah. >> jimmy: she must have been much worse. to eclipse you as the sister. that's a special kind of move. >> she did, yeah. >> jimmy: this was supposed to be a movie? >> it was. jody hill, the guy who created the show with and myself, we wrote it as a screenplay about ten years ago. at an hour and a half it seemed like it needed more. we decided to tell a nine-hour story. >> jimmy: bill murray plays the exiting principal on the show. >> he is. >> jimmy: how did you get bill murray to be in this? >> well, i was in two films that
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"aloha" and "rock the casbah." and i was lucky to work with bill in both of those films. yeah. so i've met him on those films. and jody and myself were scouting in charleston, south carolina, for the show. when we got on the plane, i heard someone call my name, and it was bill. he was on the flight with us. for the whole flight he just convinced us why charleston was the greatest city ever, why we need to shoot there. yeah, we're not going to argue with bill murray. >> jimmy: right, of course not. because you decided to shoot there, you said now you have to be -- >> yeah, once we got there, i was like, well, he convinced us to come here, the least i could do is convince him to be on the show. >> jimmy: did he agree right on the spot? did you send him the script? >> i sent him an e-mail. we have this role, it won't take much time but it would be amazing if you would participate in this. he wrote back this message like i would love to have a hard copy delivered to the river dogs baseball stadium tonight, i'll
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it's like, we have our marching orders, this is our shot. so we took a copy of the script, we put it in one of those like silver metal briefcases that cocaine deals are made with. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> thought that was a good way to deliver to it him. we went to the baseball game. we're walking up to the box where we're supposed to go. i get up there, something's off. there's p.a.s, going on than what was told. what is this? where's bill at? he's right out there, they put a mike on me, miking me up. what have i walked into? i walked out and bill was filming an episode of anthony bourdain's show. i walked right in, ambushed if you will. >> jimmy: you became part of the show? >> i filmed the show. they cut me out. >> jimmy: they did? [ laughter ] >> i don't think i was prepared to work. >> jimmy: that's terrible. it seemed to have worked on bill, you got him in your show, which is all that really
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i'd be honored to play principal what's his name. so we're like, we'll take it, yeah. >> jimmy: i was thinking about you. this "vice principals," the show, you being at school, being a kid, all those things. we decided -- we got in touch with somebody who is from your past. put these up on the screen. we've got four people. one of these people is someone that you had high school experience with. >> no way. >> jimmy: just quickly looking familiar to you? don't say who it is if somebody does. does anybody catch your eye as the person that maybe we dug up? okay, we're going to take a commercial break. when we come back -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: danny mcbride's blast from the past, we'll be right back after this! [ cheers and applause ]
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out. >> you think you know about wine, sweetie? what wine pairs good with ten days iss? zinfandel? sirah? >> jimmy: vice principals" hbo sunday nights. so danny, go back to your real high school experience. >> okay. >> jimmy: we have four people up on the screen. let's put them up on the screen now. i'm not sure if you've figured it out yet. but the woman on the bottom corner we can't see. there appears to be a man lurking behind her. so one of these people is someone from your high school who i presume you know. and do you want to take a guess as to what number that person might be. >> well, i know it's not 1 or 4. >> jimmy: okay. >> they don't look like any teachers i ever have had before. >> jimmy: okay. >> i can't see 3's face so i'm not sure. >> jimmy: so maybe we should question number 2?
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>> jimmy: please put number 2 on the screen. number 2, what is your first name? >> lynn. >> jimmy: lynn. does this ring a bell at all? >> i didn't really know many of my teachers by their first names. >> jimmy: what -- >> lynn, what did you teach at courtland high school? >> i was in the business department. >> jimmy: she did teach at courtland high school. so this is lynn. clearly, lynn, you didn't teach espionage at school. [ laughter ] >> hey, it's good to see you. >> jimmy: spotsylvania is a real place? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: spotsylvania? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: like vampires with the measles? so lyn, did you teach danny at school? >> i didn't have danny in class. >> i was vice president of the class. >> jimmy: you were class vice president?
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that's impressive. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you remember about danny? do you remember danny from those days? >> oh, absolutely. absolutely. great personality. funny. we knew in the school that danny was gonna make it. we are so very proud of danny. >> jimmy: we have your class picture also. i want to get a sense. let's take a quick look at that. here it is. a -- here it is. >> sweet. >> jimmy: vango brothers? >> in the future. >> jimmy: in the future your plan is to let it ride. who are the vango brothers? >> you don't want to know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. thank you, lyn. thank you for being a part of this. wow, what a magical trip through
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>> jimmy: still to come, music from prophets of rage. after barely surviving an island full of dinosaurs in "jurassic world," our next guest is in the disney's classic "pete's dragon." it opens in theaters august 12th. please welcome bryce dallas howard! [ cheers and applause ] ?
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>> jimmy: it's very good to see you. you know, i loved that movie, "peter's dragon" when i was a kid. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i assume you saw it, but did you see it as a civilian? >> yes, i saw it as a civilian. >> jimmy: you did. i think you might be too young for that, you might go, oh, this looks stupid or something. >> no, it was the opposite. because i saw it and it was one of the first times that i had seen live action and animation together. it was a real boy with a dragon. and i was a few years old so i thought it was a real dr >> jimmy: have your children seen the movie? >> no, they haven't. they haven't seen the "pete's dragon" i'm in or the older "pete's dragon." but i think they're just somewhat starting to figure out what my job is. and i think they're going to start asking soon. my daughter gets a little confused. she's 4 1/2. she said that she wants to be in the "pete's dragon" sequel,
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>> jimmy: "re-pete's dragon" right? >> exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: disney can have that, by the way. >> jimmy: thanks everybody. >> yeah, yeah. she wants to either be -- she wants to be in it, either the baby of the dragon or she wants me to hold her as i'm running from the dinosaur. >> jimmy: that's cute. >> so it's like both movies in one, in her mind. >> jimmy: do you think, oh, now your daughter -- because your dad is ron howard. actor, director, all [ cheers and applause ] >> supportive! >> jimmy: do you nk -- think this is something that -- i mean, ron howard's probably one of the ten most beloved americans, don't you think? [ cheers and applause ] >> he's in my top ten. for sure my top ten. >> jimmy: maybe number one, even though he's not american, is michael j. fox. he's canadian which makes him slightly a little bit nicer and better than americans. your dad's got to be in the top five, i think he really is.
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like that? >> jimmy: it just comes from my opinion. [ laughter ] >> of course. >> jimmy: i saw him as opie, i saw him as ritchie cunningham, that's all i needed to know. >> common sense. >> jimmy: this is a great photograph your dad posted to instagram. that's you, your dad, and ralph mouth. where did this happen? >> this was johnny's wedding. and i was 1 year old. and it's when i walked for the first time. so i waited for there to be a huge crowd. >> you walked at the wedding. down the aisle? or just at the party? >> just -- i probably stumbled and in this much territory. >> jimmy: your godfather is another one of america's top ten favorites, henry winkler, the fonz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i couldn't imagine that. i had the lunch box. what it must be like to have fonzie as your godfather. great, right? >> yeah, but he's not like this italian guy. >> jimmy: no, no. >> he's this sweet, sensitive
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>> jimmy: it seems like -- >> it's not even a thing, right? but, yes, if my parents die, i go to him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: still to this day? >> oh, yeah. yeah, i go to him. >> jimmy: would your kids come with you or fend for themselves? or go to their godparents? >> they will go to their godparents and their godfather is josh gad. >> jimmy: they too have a celebrity god parent tradition. no, he's one of my husband's best friends in the world, they went to kindergarten together. >> jimmy: their dad -- gadfather. >> yeah, their gadfather. >> jimmy: olaf is better than fonzie in a way. >> yeah, it's pretty crazy. nothing that i do is impressive to my children. because every time josh comes over, he has toys with him. frozen this, frozen that. and they'll do anything. i wish that you guys would die so that josh can be our father.
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they'll figure out a way to kill you. >> yeah, yeah, i'm getting that sense, i am. >> jimmy: did your dad take a lot of video of you as a kid? >> yes. >> jimmy: because he had access to cameras when he was a director? >> yes, he did. that's really fun. sometimes. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> but one of the -- he was one of the first people who filmed in cedars sinai, my birth, when my mother gave birth to me. he was one of the first people allowed to film in there. so he filmed my emergence into this world and i also gave birth at cedars sinai and i said, let's do it again, film my birth. >> jimmy: when you gave birth? >> didn't go well. >> jimmy: when you gave birth -- >> to my son. at cedars. full circle. >> jimmy: he was comfortable with that? >> no. >> jimmy: no, yeah, right. >> no, no. no. >> jimmy: that's a tough shoot, yeah. [ laughter ]
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video is the entire time my mom yelling at him, "ronnie, get it together! it's your daughter for god's sakes! up and down, up and down. at one point he's like, i'll going to go boil some water. >> jimmy: that's what they used to do in the old days. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good to see you. by the way, i watched the movie with some kids this weekend, they loved it. >> you? >> jimmy: i did. bryce dallas howard, everybody. "pete's dragon" opens august 12th. we'll be right back with prophets of rage! being moo ? [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series is
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? the prophets of rage ? the prophets of rage ? the prophets of rage ? clear the way for the prophets of rage ? [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." #. tonight, brazilian authorities saying, don't blame it on rio. new video showing portions of the alleged robbery of ryan lochte and his teammates that investigators say proves they lied to police. >> police say the swimmers kicked down the door and
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their stories. are these athletes, vandals, victims, or both? >> plus, book lovers, the shirtless showdown, to be the face and the body of the newest romance novel. fame and fortune for the lucky front-pagers. >> if the book ain't no good, you can always put it on the shelf and look at it. >> and meet a real fly girl, soaring high across the water, pulling off some amazing stunts. this is the l inner ironman? but first here's the "nightline"
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? ? good evening. usually when we discuss video from the olympics, it has to do request a controversial play, on or a moment but tonight it's from a gas station in rio. showing portions of the robbery of ryan lochte and some of his teammates. but does this video contradict their story? here's abc's matt gutman. >> it's the robbery that police say never took place, and it's now at the heart of what is becoming an international incident. this video, obtained by abc news, shows ryan lochte, one of
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swimmers going into the gas station bathroom in the early hours of sunday morning. lochte had been partying with friends, snap chatting this video of themselves at this club, packed with 2,500 people. lochte and his younger teammates, gunnar bents, jack feegen and conger say they got into a taxi to go to the olympic village. lochte initially told nbc that armed men had pulled them over. >> the guy pulled out his forehead and said get down. i put my hands up, i was like whatever. >> his account was seen as a black eye to a city that had been plagued with other stories. >> big concerns about safety. >> concerns grow over the water quality there and whether it could put athletes' health at risk. >> to have one of the olympics greater swimmers of all time,
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gunpoint, crushes the spirit and hopes that rio will come out of it in a better light. >> but then as brazilian police began to investigate, lochte appeared to change his story, telling nbc in another interview that the taxi had not been pulled over, but rather had gone to the gas station to use the bathroom. >> one thing he did not say this time, he didn't say he was pulled over by these people pretending to be police. >> almost immediately, some questioned the story. >> what , >> but he has a reputation as a play boy. >> ladies. >> i like to have fun. i'm not married to anyone. i'm not dating anyone. one who dates a playmate and has been seen partying on his e-reality show. >> and now brazilian police are recommending that he and james feegen be indicted for providing false testimony, insisting they
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robbery. >> translator: at this exact moment, what the polices can confirm, there was no robbery in the way it was reported by the athletes. >> reporter: claiming that the now international flap was kicked off when some of the men kicked in the door of the gas station bathroom. but ironically, both sides claim the security video supports their very contradictory claims. it's 6:08 a.m. here's lochte and his group exiting the gas station, heading towards the cab. and then someo driver's seat window. is that a gun in his hand? then the video skips ahead three minutes. and the swimmers get out of the car. you can see one of the athletes taking what seems to be his wallet out and offering money. then, at this angle, we see three of the athletes getting down on the ground, putting their hands in the air. now we learn that at least significant portions of what lochte said was true.
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very helpful in corroborating some of the basics of lochte's account. >> but as they say, there are two sides to every story. watch the video again. police say that when lochte and his friends were coming out of the bathroom here, they had just vandalized it. police say the swimmers kicked down the door and vandalized the bathroom inside. the four swimmers continued here back towards their taxi. and at this point, allegedly ripped a poster off the wall before being confronted by the security gas station employees picking up broken items. and as they get in the cab, the man identified as security guards are convergiconverging. and this guy from the right, police say he's actually another armed security officer, intent, they say, not on robbing them, but on trying to subdue them. >> translator: so the question of whether a gun was pointed at them, yes, the answer is yes.
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police say he was actually trying to give them money to pay for the damages. >> translator: they paid around 100 in a $20 bill to pay for the damages they caused. >> reporter: later this video shows the athletes returning to the olympic village, seepingly unphased. but sources who spoke to all four swimmers today, saying they weren't held up by the men they thought were gunmen. the sources say they released them coughed up about 400 bucks. they accused of the brazilian government of blowing this out of proportion in an attempt to protect their nation's now sullied reputation. but regardless what you think you may see in this video, events were already unfolding before its release. on monday, after making a statement to police, lochte returned to the u.s. >> were you guys robbed? >> but last night, his

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