think i have seen in -- >> years? >> gosh, this week. ok. but it's not weird, it's art. here, gaga lays on the floor making sounds of serenity. here gaga in the rain with things jumping out of her face. >> and the best is when she's curled up with a giant quarts crystal. >> cuddle with the crystal, humps the crystal, feel the crystal. beautiful, mesmerizing and now our in depth analysis of gaga's method -- >> fantastic! hairless, watching hairless! >> totally hairless! >> yeah, harve! feel the tranquility. ♪ ah! [laughter] >> he's hairless too, right? >> ok, tranquility over. >> yo, how is it going today,

sir? good to see you. >> actor johan earth leaving the cafe. he's from 2012, "csi: new york." >> what comes to your mind when you hear the word twirk? >> i think the first one i ever saw on yout twirk teen. >> whoa! >> damn girl! >> think of a little girl mushroom with grass on it. [laughter] ♪ >> thank you. have a good day. >> back up. back up. beyonce got a new hair cut baby, hair cut, hair cut! let's us take a look at that! jesus. >> beyonce went and chopped off all of her hair. >> no way! much!ate it. >> steady. we're going to get through this. >> it looks very rihannaish. >> hey, dude --

>> don't >> rihanna may be the hottest looking person around. >> i like it on rihanna but i like long hair on beyonce. >> what if it was a wig before/ >> she probably wears a lot of extensions and wigs and all of that stuff. >> but that was before the tragic caught in the act incident of july 2013. ♪ a terrifying ordeal that may have led to this much safer hair style. >> she has the best short hair of anyoned short hairshef arc. >> joan of arc? >> you don't know your history? she also traveled through time at aerobics. but back to beyonce. >> she's a beautiful woman. she really can't mess herself up. >> beyonce can't do anything wrong. >> gold member. that was pretty wrong. you see that one? anyway, beyonce, we love the new hair! >> i hate it. i hate it!

i hate it so much! >> ok. beyonce's haircut, ya. >> paul. >> we have paul degilder. he's the guy that survived a vicious shark attack. he's on discovery shark week. she's on "i escaped jaws." his right arm and right leg are both gone. has prosthetics. he was in the australian navy doing a counterterrorism exercise and swimming in sydney harber when he was attacked and there's video of it. >> the surveillance camera captures the chilling moment a bull shark drags him under. >> we asked him,ow did you fight that off? >> punched it in the face. i didn't dot anything else. it ripped off my hand and rippe >> and let him go and he tried to swim to a boat where his guys were. >> that's where i saw my hand floating. i kept that out of the water and kept one hand out of the safety boat, boys came and pulled me out of the water and firstid kicked in and saved my life.

>> told the crew last night about one of his mates up there actually reached in and grabbed the artery and h it shut with his fingers. >> oh, my god. >> australians, they're real men. >> they really are. >> have to give them>> that ain [laughter] >> thank you so much, paul. >> thanks, mate. >> coming up -- >> eminem performed last night. >> he must have made a fortune. >> $2 million. >> i say more. ive. >> he has a crappy negotiator. 50 stpwhrfment plus -- >> kate hudson's upset about being the cover girl of "sports illustrated." >> explain that. >> she's on many married guys' list. >> when you're on a married man list, it makes you feel uncomfortable because you're like check yourself. >> i'm taking you -- myself off the list.

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so, so amazing. >> she feels like she was objectified by being on "sports illustrated." >> yes, in a recent "elle" magazine interview she said, quote -- >> after my first "sports illustrated" cover terrible about myself for a solid month. every single guy i met was either married or about to be married and i felt like i was a bachelor present or something. i'm not a toy. i'm a human. wasn't that from the elephant man? toy! >> i am a human being! >> but kate's right. just because she posed on a magazine issue that objectifies women doesn't mean she should be objectified with those sweet, sweat lips and supple breasts. boingy, boingy, boingy. knock it off! especially you, ma guys who make specialists of girls they can have sex with. >> can i say something? >> yes, but only because we can. >> when you're on a married man's list, it makes you feel really uncomfortable becau you're like chec

you're married. >> i'm taking you off my list. >> take kate off too. that's not what she's for! >> if you go on the cover of "sports illustrated" in a bikini, we get to objectify you, right? >> wrong! no objectify this cover o video or this photo or this -- oh, dear god, we just want -- no, no! she's not a toy. >> she's not a toy. she's two toys. >> boingy, boingy, boingy. thanks, kate upton! boingy! >> what's up, buddy? how are you doing, man, good to see you. >> weave piers morgan leaving london hotel in new york. good friend of simon cowell. >> your exboss simon cowell is in a little bit of trouble now. what are your thoughts about this whole well, i'm not the fa. >> you're not the father. >> that i can tell with you absolute certainty. >> so we say to him, why don't seriously? 53 years hasn't had a kid. why the hell simon cowell not protect himself, come on. >> he was wearing condom t

just had a v-neck. [laughter] >> hey, buddy, good seeing you. >> thanks. >> holy crap, that's eminem actually performing at pier 36 in new york city. we never see that guy anymore. which means, it's the return of eminem! ell, at night. awesome! >> he's never out. we don't see this guy. he performed at the 30th g shock watches. ♪ note ♪ >> how cool is that? especially because as far as we know, the last time he performed was last year for the same company. he must love watches!or money! >> he must have made a fortune.

$2 million more than -- >> i say more. >> i say >> not over a million. >> you guys are crappy negotiators, 750. >> we don't really know for sure how much 'em raked in but it had to be a lot bec lopeztedly made a million bucks for a special concert in june. so it was in turkmenistan for a dictator but stike that kind of show. >> no way he went for less. >> maybe, maybe not whofment cares. bottom line, he performed and it was awesome! ♪ thanks, em and watches. phones are making you interesting. foro the u.s. army is upset this tape. >> why? >> basically the captain said look, we're fans of your work but we think it's disgusting that you allowed this chick to touch herself on the american flag.

>> spoorptly, steve hirish got upset by it. they removed the entir from the video. >> it would be ok to be masturbating on the flag? >> kate upton? >> that, i could handle that. >> there you go. >> what if it was betsy ross masturbating? that would be ok, right? >> paul revere. paul revere banging betsy ross on the flag? the british aren't the only one [bleep]. [laughter] >> coming up -- >> we have tiger at the supper club. asked about a new story out there. don't know what happened in tiger's mind but he snaps a little bit and gosn on the camera guy. uses a lot of choice language that's not appropriate.

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story that's out there, the girls are sue him from the "make it nasty" video -- >> over nonconsensual nipple exposurer. allegedly. it's a long story. >> look at my car. do i look like i care about a lawsuit. >> $20 million, man. >> for some reason he snaps a little bit. >> i'm not being weird. >> camera for it. >> just my [bleep] job, man! >> that's a [bleep] job. >> homophobic sir! >> way he'sng the word is vial. d it is interesting he's super hetero, like he made that porn. >> and his are all about chicks and blah, blah. actually, that juan can go either way. >> tonight he's saying something, guys who are that super hetero, where they start attacking gays -- >> do you think maybe he's compensating for something? >> whoa weerks not saying anything. except this -- >> you should have seen harvey like 15 years ago. he was slaying dragons left and right. >> uh-huh, it's funny because

he's a diana ross fan. thanks, tiger and congratulations on joining the 2013 summer of hate club. hope they let knew the meetings. >> coming up -- >> it's collin. he's hanging out with add lambert. >> knock me over with a boe! >> you think that matters or going around the gay community for a while! check it out -- a new way to clean, from windex. get outta here!

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jewish mafia and gay mafia at once? >> i'm not in the mafia. i'm a loner. >> god daddy.

>> now on "extra,"stern sounds off on simon's paternity scandal. >> he hasn't been here. he is too busy making lovend making babies. >> what should have done. >> maybe this is too x-rated. >> and stern andd the two highest paid personalities on tv. who makes more? beyonce's new look. did she really chop off her hair? >> or is it a wig? >> joy behar says goodbye after 16 years and there. >> what am i going to do next? how about porn for the blind? >> joy's advice for her replacement, jenny mccarthy. jodi arias's first words about racing jamie lee curtis after a car crash. >> what happened? >> are you ok. our coast to coast premiere tonight. ashton matt in l.a., in new york breaking news about "twond a half men."

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two tying for first place on tv personalities. both raking in $95 million last year. new andrew silverman, simon's friend, is faking his outrage over his wife lauren rom cowell. the real estate developer apparently knew what was going on and is more upset that his bromance with simon is over. howie mandel fresh off nbc's live quarterfinals at radio city says simon needs to get one thing straight. >> apparently it is, right? did you talk to mowry povich. >> andrew, you are not the father. >> joking aside, former prosecutor loni coombs says a d.n.a. test is a good idea. >>king on child should make sure you are the father of the child. >> host nick cannon looking forward to having a new baby around. t will be crazy. wearing v-necked shirts, chest all out. cowell cowell's kid