find. where is it? it. hter] i don't think this exists. >> it doesn't exist! > thanks for the tips. >> "tmz" presents ginormous, earth-shattering, mind-exploding news. scott disick is not the father of mason disick. what the dude in the stupid hat is claiming. he is who? >> the guy did a photo shoot with kourtney kardashian in 2008 -- >> which he claims led to a rendezvous in glendale, california, where you will find beauty, excitement more body hair per capita then anywhere else in the country because -- >> glendale is a hotbed for air menians. there are more air menians now in glendale then armenia. >> i actually believe his story now. >> why? >> because it happened in glendale. >> it is a city full of love and lso packed mercedes.

armenians seem to like those. and a hookup with kourtney read here by guest voice jfk. >> we had unprotected vaginal sex and he ejaculated inside her >> and to our research, that is how you make a baby. >> you're going to court to try to get custody. the weird thing is he's saying mason looklike me. then he's saying kourtney's second kid doesn't look like mason. >> they look identical. >> which means the cat in the hat is like crap. but even still -- >> kourtney's probably going to have to take a d.n.a. test. >> not necessarily. the kid is 3. if the alleged parent does not make a claim, there are certain presumptions that are hard to jump over. >>ight, right. >> that's all you will say? yeah, yeah. >> that's why we hired you! we hired this guy in harvard an.

>> agreeing with you. >> part of the job. [laughter] >> it's funny because it's ur probably focused tape, hat guy and be sure to visit glendale, where the motto is, hey, bro, you like my cologne? thanks, armenia, we love you guys! >> how is it going? his -- matt dame an damon and his family leaving rodeo. we say to him -- >> you have any political aspirations? >> no, no way! i love my >> ok. he greatest job ever. >> he doesn't want to run but he's political. that's kind of cool. >> harvey, let's hey matt dame an ran for governor of california. would you vote for him? >> didn't work for arnold. >> we just got a bad movie star. we can get a good movie star again. >> and so -- >> congratulations on the movie, man. >> matt dan has a new out now that rich people get to

live in paradise. they have no poverty and everyb else, a.k.a., poor people just live onwhich is trapped. >> what's the problem? [laughter] >> good night plrks damon. >> how are you doing, boss? >> hot dog, folks. that's none other then rap music singer richard sega, better known as -- machine gun kelly! >> we have machine gun kelly outside ha ray henry. >> deejay? >> rapper. >> close. >> hextremely wasted. >> no! ok, a little bit. [bleep] man. the valet lost our [bleep] car, man. >> plenty of time to talk about -- >> we asked about bshots. >> you know what it's like taking a body shot off a chick? >> yeah, yeah. >> you have ever spit it in a

girl's mouth? it's called a rager shot. that's what i invented. >> charming. >> i take vodka and i spit it violently into the female's mouth. >> violently. >> violently, great. >> and then they swallow it. >> i dare him to do that to me so i can throw up on his face. >> are you sure it's not machine gun kelly. >> it is machine gun >> no, there's machine gun kelly is a very famous deejay. >> that's shotgun kelly! shotgun tom kelley, k-earth 101 ♪ >> damn it, you got me doing this now. anyway, here's the question -- >> i'm not supposed to be talking to people right now, man. >> good call. what's going on with machine gun car, man? >> he doesn't have a car. didn't have a car. [laughter] >> and so he walked off into the night, bringing to a close this

episode of -- shotgun tom kelley! >> k-earth 101! >> hey, man. ? we have johnny knoxville. he's leaving swingers. >> you know jackass. >> what would l.a. be without mexicans. can you imagine? >> i couldn't imagine. i would not want to live here if it weren't for mexicans. >> how many burrito ba routios,! >> anything remotely close to about like black people or about jewish people. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> everybody makes fun of jews. >> we make fun of air manians more if we could see through the hair on their face. [laughter] >> thank you so much. >> oh, my god. >> appreciate it. >> coming up -- >> miley cyrus fiancee liam hemsworth together! >> no! >> we never see them together.

>> i haven't seen them together in months. >> months. >> see that twirping stuff! >> plus -- >> oprah went zurich and they refused to show her a really expensive bag. >> oprah says, ok, thank you s u're probably right. i can't afford it. and walked out. then she bought the store. [laughter] >> by colgate optic white dual action. >> coming up -- >> lionel richie.

>> lady gaga video of her meditating naked. >> he thinks about it for a second and says --

>> hey, it's miley cyrus hanging >> oh, my god, that's liam hemsworth! >> miley cyrus and her fiancee

liam hemsworth together! >> no! >> no! oh, god, please, no! >> what? no! >> yes! >> the mysterious couple decided to step out together thursday night and put toes nasty b to r. >> haven't seen them together in months. >> for months. >> where were they? >> just a romantic night out. at the premiere for liam's new movie "paranoia,"y couldn't have been more awkward. >> it's not like he held out getting out of the car. they gotut, he walked up. ok. we will take photos together. >> he doesn't look lik happy. he really looks like he doesn't want to be there. >> hey, maybe he's seen everything miley's been doing the past couple months. not wearing her engagement ring. or the working video where she flaunts her ass around thousands of horny strangers. or the t-shirt with the picture of her naked. or twirking video or music video

where she cheated on him with a stuffed animal. and don't forget the twirking video and the twirking video and the twirking video.we're sure td her as she ready to settle down because thursday night miley was there for liam. director. >> every guy likes to hear his fiancee tell someone else, god, this is awkward. play the twirking video! your next boyfriend's going to love that. thanks, liam! >> i got dikembe mutombo at the north airport. >> have you seen the commercial with him? >> he's like no, no, no! >> i ask him, do people always ask you to do the no, no? >> >> when you block as many shots as i have done --

>> i c looking at his hands. are so big, especially his middle fing are. they judge your penis by your middle finger. they say not your feet, your middle fin it's so big. i can use it as a belt. it's so long. huge! >> it's funny. said rumors him and patrick ewing had compression shorts with a separate top for their dongs. >> rumors around that say that. >> they're short. fall out. >> all of a sudden you have mushroom head around the asketball court. >> blocking the shots. everybody girl is like no, no, no! >> oh, my god. thanks. >> welcome to "tmz" switzerland. where today our entire country begs oprah for fingerness!

dear oprah, we're so sorry one of our people racist to you in the purse will give you anythin make it up to you. knives, chee roger federer? he's cute! >> switzerland is in serious damage control this morning. >> yes, swiss have issued official apology after a store clerk in zurich resed to show oprah a $40,000 purse because she's black. >> she says, i want to see it and the lady says, i don't want to hurt your feelings. like, in other words, you can't afford it. >> big mistake. big, huge. >> oprah says the best line. she says oh, ok, thank you so much. you're probably right. i can't afford it. put her head down and walked out . >> good job, oprah. >> and then she bought the store. >> no, she did the next best thing. she went to the media. telling one news outlet -- >> coy have had the whole blowup thing and thrown down the black card. but why do that? >> it would be awesome!

now switzerland is trying to kiss oprah's black ass, releasing several apo showing how wonderful the swiss can be. after they they did invent nestle and swatch and velcro and shady bacon practices >> shut up about the damn swiss! >> fine. the point is this whole oprahio >> it's pretty woman. >> what? >> shen the store. >> it's tyler perry's pretty woman. [laughter] >> thanks, oprahnd switzerland and roger federer. you are adorable. >> what do you got? >> ok, lionel richie and he's just hanging on rodeo drive, about to get into his car. >> lionel richie slyke the coolest. i love this guy. >> did you see lady gaga naked today meditating? th meditating oked. >> he thinks about it for a second. >> i can happily say i just -- >> yeah. >> ooh lionel ri said that? >> yeah.

>> i know. >> de, do they clean the courts? he's loving it all over. [laughter] >> the wizard! >> the wizard! >> loveonel. thank you so much. >> coming up -- >> the website, short hair beyonce or short hair kelly rowan? >> in a land slide -- > kelly only gets bet we are age. i'm telling you.

>> "tmz," online and on yr phone 24/7. >> beyonce's new hair cut, day two. looks remarkably similar to day one. maybe a tad longer. this is a big story. can't wait it hear what beyonce has to say. but we didn't get her so here's kelly roleand. hey, how wasdinner? >> it was great. >> how let's get to the >> what do you think of, you know, beyonce's short hair? it's like a big -- >> beyonce can have a strand of

hair on her head and still be beautiful. >> has anyone other then everyone noticed beyonce's new do is a bit circa 2001? >> took a page out of your book because you were rocking that first before beyonce. >> we have short haircuts since the beginning of time. we all got it from somebody. >> and speaking of getting some, it's time to ride the pole! >> rather on the website, short hair beyonce or short hair kelly kel >> i bet kelly roland won this in a landside. >> kelly rowland beautiful. >> she's so nice. >> don't do it! >> at this point -- >> no! >> kelly rowland! >> beyonce! >> whoa. >> the revolution begins. >> so dinner was good.

what did you have? ok, bye! >> we have johnny sitting on the ground o equinox. >> sitting on the ground? >> sitting on the ground. he has his stuff strewn out in front of him. us and goes hey, and grabs all of his stuff and gets up and starts to walk. like he was walking the whole time. ok, we got to ask you -- >> the sun's magnetic field is reversing its polarity in the coming months. >> i haven't heard that. >> and he like lets out a sigh, really? >> maybe it would have been a better question, why are you sitting on the ground? >> maybe, yeah. >> it makes sense why he's sitting on the floor. >> why? >> priau and h & m right there. how help? can i get you water? would you like a drink? walk into h & m, would you like a card began? shot up, i just want to sit here for a second. you know what i mean? >> no. [laughter] >> you just want to sit

somewhere and they walk up and try to sell you something. >> it makes no sense. you make no sense. >> appreciate your time, man. >> coming up -- >> i have impatient norwegian dog. he's stuck in a car and took the driver's position and honking for his master. [laughter] check it out -- a new way to clean, from windex. get outta here!

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>> i have a very impatient norwegian dog. he's stuck in a car, and he took

the driver's position and he's onking for his master. if it was cute, woe have done it and -- he would have done it and gone. >> dog in japan, came every single day for years. one day the master goes downtown to work. gets killed in a freak accident. the next five, six years the dog came to attention every day at the same time. waiting for the master to come back. >> imagine if your dog, if the dog walker died. [laughter]

>> now on "extra," usher's courtroom showdown with his ex today. his ferocious fight to keep his son and why it started with the most awkward 14 minutes of his life. "extra" is in court for two star legal battles, amanda bynes forced to stay in the psych ward. really, lindsay? lohan's wild all nighter in a hollywood hotel room eight days after leaving rehab. sources say she had been taken by security. she could land back in treatment. now trending, miley and liam squashing the break-up rumors. the shocking lost photo of a pregnant jackie o smoking. all new kennedy bombshells from

j.f.k.'s secret addiction to jackie's face-off with marilyn monroe. >> jackie said go right ahead. you become first lady. >> then she lost over 100 pounds, so did she. >> it's amazing. i feel very happy. >> rocking bikinis on theer of "people," how they did our new a-list interview with "elysium"'s matt damon, when a-list couple he is roasting. >> he hit the jackpot. she not so much. and anthony weiner weatherman? >> rainy, cloudy and what stiff upper lip. >> "extra, extra!" >> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra" here at the grove, i'm mario lopez. >> and i'm maria menounos. coming up, lindsay back pa just rehab. details coming up. >> first let's get to tonight's top story. >> two celebrities doing battle before a judge. amanda bynes tries to break free from the psych ward, but first usher fights for his son after he nearly drowned, his ex dragging him into court today for an emergency custody

hearing. round two for usher and tameka raymond, a judge granted him custody last year, but she is after the kids again. they spent the m 14 minutes alone in the courtroom ignoring each other, checking their phones. texted and flashed her phone to the camera and then breaking down on the witne >> my son had to be revived and brought back to life. my son basically had died. >> she is demanding primary physical custody of their two sons after 5-year-old usher ed on monday. tameka posted this pic of her son in the hospital. he is doing much better, even staying up all night to watch a "sponge bob" marathon. "the voice" coach was not home when the accident happened, but did arrive in time to ride in the ambulance with his son. tameka claim the minor children are at risk while in the care of third-party care givers. the lawyers duking it >> the children are not only better off with mr. raymond, they are thriving. >> former prosecutorcoombs.

>> could one accident change a custody agreement? probablnot. if it's truly an accident, a judge iso take that into consideration. >> all new video of amanda's parents this morning, a judge granting them a temporary conservatorship over the 27-year-old troubled actress after she allegedly set a fire in a woman's driveway. doctors determined amanda too sick to leave the hospital for the hearing. this is only granted if the patient is gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder. instead the judge went to the hospital and granted the request to extend her stay for 30 days. >> the doctors are now in charge of her mental condition and are able to prescribe the essentialo take these drugs that they feel will help her. >> in your experience, is that how you kind of expected things to play out with amanda? >> yes, and i was hoping it would. >> we're updating these stories all weekend at extratv.com. >> let's get you caught up on the most talked about stories in ni