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cooking power, the nuwave seals in the natural juices but it also allows the fats and oils to drip away from you food, which reduces the amount of fat you eat. eating healthier, better-tasting food in less time-- you can't ask for anything more. >> [chuckles] >> take a look at this test we did. we made three different meats side by side, each in a regular oven and in the nuwave oven. >> joe: first we made a beef roast. we measured the fat drippings left from both the nuwave oven and the conventional oven. when we poured the grease, thers from the nuwave oven and only one ounce of fat drippings from the conventional oven-- that's a difference of 120% of unhealthy fat drippings. >> heidi: we did a similar test for country style ribs. when we compared the fat drippings, the nuwave oven produced 250% more fat drippings than the conventional oven. >> joe: then we cooked about three pounds of chicken quarters. >> heidi: when we poured the grease, there was a difference of 5% of

unhealthy fa >> if your family were to eat chicken three times a week for a month-- and some of us do-- by using the nuwave oven, you could be reducing six cups of fat drippings from your diet! >> using less fats and oils when cooking help decrease your risk of heart disease and cancers and also just will increase your mood and give you more energy, make you feel better. >> my counter space in my kitchen-- you have to earn your place. i love it because it makes the work that i do exercising every day count more when i come home and i eat smart. >> so it's the holidays, right? or maybe you're just throwing a huge dinner party. well, guess what? we know this nuwave oven is gonna deliver for you. >> that is for sure. you know, joe, every year for thanksgiving, we have 30 people... >> 30! [laughs] >> 30, and i cannot live without the extender ring kit. >> yes, the extender ring lifts it up. >> it fits so much more food, great for appetizers, just like we have here. >> look at it-- we got the extra rack here. this is just a fountain of app with the extender ring, you can do up to a 16-pound turkey, and

i have done that. >> yeah? >> i have done that. >> for thanksgiving? >> yes, absolutely. >> mmm... >> oh... >> oh... >> baby... >> look at that steam... >> wait, wait, i want you to watch this, watch this. i'm gonna just... watch this. look at the juice! >> look at that... >> do you see that juice? you want a piece? >> right, once you've made a turkey in your nuwave, you will never go back... >> never go back... >> to your conventional oven. >> again. >> mm-mm... delicious. >> look at this. >> look at that! >> oh, my gosh... if you liked the turkey, you're gonna love the ham. >> ham. >> up to a 14-pound ham-- again, with the extender ring, you have so much more volume... raises it up three inch >> that would feed a very large number of people. [laughs] >> a very large number of prime. i love prime rib. >> that is a beauty. >> do you love it? how much is this gonna cost per plate in a gourmet restaurant? >> you know, prime rib happens to be one of my favorites. $30 a person, if not more, depending on where you go. >> here we go... o.k., let's just take a big slice here. >> beautiful... [joe laughs] oh, look at that! [gasps] >> oh... come on, i want to eat! >> well, this is what you

can do right here. i mean, why would you want to go out for a meal like this when you can get this in the nuwave oven? >> i don't want to go anywhere! [both laugh] >> the nuwave oven is the smartest thing you could ever get to make your life easy in the kitchen. >> don't miss this opportunity. make the right decision. call now. get your very own nuwave oven! [♪...] >> announcer: the reviews keep coming in. customers all over the country are raving about their nuwave oven because it make meals easier, faster and healthier. there is just no comparison. call right now and you'll get the amazing nuwave oven pro for only four payments of $39.95. your nuw the quick and easy cooking guide, the nuwave recipe book that contains over 150 recipes that can make anyone a chef, the gourmet cooking dvd and a v.i.p. membership to the exclusive online nuwave cooking club. plus, every oven comes with a full top-to-bottom, one-year, worry-free warranty.ng today, wl

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our school has a newspaper? the zephyr. remember when the cafeteria flooded and they mopped it up with all those piles of paper? yeah. oh, that was the newspaper? uh-huh. it's very absorbent. oh, nina, you're friendly with raoul down in the cafeteria kitchen, aren't you? no. oh, good. then i have a great icebreaker for you. could you ask him to wash these dishes and have them back by 6:00? you know, i'm about 10 seconds away from quitting this job. oh, then you'd better hurry. ok. ting more work for yourself. hi, dick. oh, good morning, mary. i--i was just thinking. how about a romantic evening for 2 tonight? just the two of us at my place. i like what i'm hearing. tell me more. some soft jazz playing in the background, a little candlelight, a little champagne,

a little dustbuster. a little what? i was hoping you could give my place a little once-over before we get do i'm not cleaning your house, dick! get a maid to do that. a maid? yeah. i have a woman who cleans my house--cathy. she's terrific. here. i'll give you her number. a woman i don't even know would clean my house? uh-huh. she's not my relative? nope. i'm not sleeping with her? no. what's in it for her? you pay her. ohh. well, all right, but our champagne evening just turned into beer and jerky in the parking lot. mm-hmm. so this is the newspaper? yep. that's my ex. what it's all right. it's ok. i knew this day would come. i'll handle this. ahem! august, hi. look, i know we have a history together,

and being dumped is never easy, and so, i don't blame you for being upset. but i that i'm with alissa now, and i just hope that you can deal with seeing me another woman. tommy, um, i was the one who broke up with you. poor kid. ok, well, i've got an early rehearsal. the director's getting his braces off at 4:00. see you later. all right. let's get started. anybody got anything? marching band is holding a candy drive next week. ok, write it. you really wanna read that? we don't have to read it. we just write it. just seems a little boring to me. oh. and what would you do? well, i don't know. haven't you ever wondered how they have money for the new football uniforms, but they haven't rebuilt the library since fire burned down m though r? well, sure, i wonder. i think about it every day. but how are we supposed to find something like that out?

well, couldn't we, like, ask some people? interesting. i nominate this new guy to be editor. me? second it. congratulations, solomon. all right, great. i know you're gonna take this paper places. ok. wait. you don't mean i'll be delivering it? nope. goodike. that's it. a little bit further. w keep your eyes closed. aw, this better be good. and open 'em. ta-da! ta-da! what? look at our place. it's spotless. and we want you to be the first person to eat off our floor. it's that clean. go on, eat. the next time you drag me away from judge judy, there better be a fire. did she just dis us? no. she's just jealous.

and why wouldn't she be? cathy has made this place sparkle. what happened to our plant? oh, it turns out that that was just an old potato. oh...she's wonderful. yeah. bravo! bravo! thank you, cathy. thank you for coming into our lives. oh, thank you so much, cathy. we love what you've done to this place. ok. ohh...ohh... what a jewel. oh, we're so lucky. chip? don't mind if i do. who are you? i'm cathy. is this your doin'? uh, yeah. i cle you? i'm sally. i used to have to do that. how much did they pay you?

they pay you? yeah. excuse me. ning the oven? i didn't know you could clean the oven. maybe that's why they got rid of you. dick, i'm concerned about cathy. e didn't show up at my place. do you know if she's sick? she seemed fine when i left the house this morning. wait a minute. she was at your place? oh, yeah. i've hired her on full-time. she's indispensable. what? you don't do that. y-you don't steal somebody's maid. you stole her y-you don't steal somebody's maid. i lured her with money. give me back my maid. i'm sorry, mary, but cathy is not some produ the open market. she is a living, breathing human being with feelings, thoughts, and emotions. you don't own her. i do.

i never met anyone like you before, cathy. the way you pair up socks, put them in the same drawer...genius. yeah. i don't know how you turn the toilet water blue, and i don't want to know. just don't stop doing it. ok. look, jerry, everybody knows fred waters' face cleared up. ee that. i want to know why. and i want to know what cindy fisher had to do with it. now get out of here. hey, chief. how'd it go wi coach strickland? did he talk? aw, nah. he said, "get out," and then he threwy . good, good. he's scared. that means we're getting close to something. you go back and get that story. i'll get a helmet. good thinking, man. tommy. principal. has opened quite a few eyes. mmm. well, i'm gla you like it. i didn't say i liked it, tommy. i'm on a deadline here, principal. yes, well, just remember,

the zephyr is a reflection of rutherford high, wholesome, competitive. you know, our test scores are nearing the national average. so that's, uh, that's the kind of thing you'd like me to focus on, huh? yes. good. i'm, uh, glad you all understand. mm-hmm. thanks for stopping by. all right, everybody, listen up. did you hear what that man just said? good. i want you to forget it. now back to work. [british accent] hello, governor. how's it going around here at the newspaper then? why are you talking like that? my fair lady, tomorrow night, ring a bell? oh, sure, sure. you're still going, right? of course, baby. i wouldn't miss it for the world. loverly. put your sockshat cathy in balls?id toda no, better. she folded my underwear. and i thought underwear was already as small as it could be. what's wrong, tommy? socks not in balls? no. it's this article. i don't know how to tell the guy who wrote it

he's not cutting the mustard. you know cathy. cathy. really? oh, yeah. there's no problem she can't solve. shs one of us now. like family. ask her. uh, cathy? could you come out here for minute? you want me to clean the roof? [laughs] no. [laughs] well, not today. hello? dick? hello? anybody here? oh, i don't know why she'you're asking me. because you're the best. i don't know what we did without you, cathy. they want her to-- but i'm-- oh, my god!

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i have to admit there are a few items in here that bother me. here, for instance, where you say you will "expose corruption at the highest level." well, that doesn't mean you, sir. then why is my picture right here? look, it's a new zephyr, principal. a new zephyr for a new millennium, and we are governed by one objective-- to tell the truth. so what are you trying to hide, principal greschner? what? oh, i don't know. a certain relative of yours... owns a printing press... might get the yearbook contract? i think you should leave now. ok, off the record, though-- out! how'd it go? walk with me. he's hiding something. it goes deep. this could be huge. you get jennifer piccarelli at the yearbook on the phone. this could be an all-nighter. on it. aren't you forgetting something? what? that girlfriend of yours is in a play tonight. right. damn.

listen, august, ney, i'm in a bit of a jam. you think you could cover the theater beat tonight? me? now i know you're capable of putting your feelings for me aside, and giving alissa's play an honest review. yes, and again, i was the one who broke up with you. i broke her heart. hello, harry. is she here? is who here? that cathy woman. yeah. she's in the kitchen. this is driving me crazy. tell me, harry, is she better than me? well, you put me in an awkward position here, sally, but, yes. yes, she's much better than you. wow, that wasn't as awkward as i thought. look at you.

made yourself quite at home, haven't you, huh? pardon? bet you've done this kind of thing before, huh? yeah, plenty. 15 years. dozens of families. you slut! here you go. oh. [clears throat] yeah. [clears throat] "to watch the drama club's "new production "by lerner and loewe is to learn how low a show can go." that's very clever. keep reading. "in the role of eliza, "alissa strudwick could indeed do little. "her inept accent providing noistraction from her non-existent singing voice." here, did you?

um, sadly, i did. oh. man, she's going to be hurt. look, you know what? i don't blame you if you don't print this. s your girlfriend. . and this is just a newspaper. just a newspaper? just a newspaper, huh? oh, and i suppose that america is just a country, and inrd, and ideals is just some dream that little kids have?! ok! ok. i get your point. run it. hey, i'm the guy who says, "run it. run it. ahem! can i help you? where is she, dick? where is who? cathy. i have to talk to her. she's gone for the day, mary. besides, she has nothing to say to you. listen to me, dick.

i have to have cathy back! i went through 7 maids before i found her! mary, at your house, cathy was a maid. at our house, she is a member of the family. she said that? she doesn't have to. you can see the joy in her eyes as she trundles down the back stairs with a big bag of garbage. for the first time in her life, cathy is happy. you can't keep me away from her forever, dick. i stole her from judith, and i'll steal her from you! mary. mary, don't get any crazy ideas, mary! do you hear me?! harry, get out here! what? mary's up to something. we gotta go to cathy's house and intercept her. no! this can't be happening! she means the world to us! i've never felt so close to anybody in my entire life. me, neither, harry. where does cathy live? i don't know. well, what's her last name? beats me. well, how does she spell cathy? cathy? i thought it was cassie. let's just follow mary. let's go!

"principal denies yearbook scam." ok, boys, we're putting this one to bed. go home. see your families for a change. tommy. hey. how could you do this to me? what? the things it says in here. "the rain in spain caused this reviewer insane brain pain." how could you print this?! look, alissa, i'm a newspaperman, and it's my job to insure that every article in here lives up to the highest journalistic standards. [sobs] and august lefler has failto meet those standards. august! yes? i gave you this assignment trusting that you could put your feelings aside for me and write unbiased review of alissa's play, et? ok time, tommyou stop at nothing i broke up withoyou. happines in fact, i started seeing somebody else when i was still with you.

ha! i couldnoh, yeah? well, you're fired! hmm? ohh! [sighs] she really took your breakup hard, huh? it's sad, really. [laughing] oh, stephanie, now, i know you don't like green beans, if you wanna grow up to be a big girl. oh, hi, cathy. i'd ask you to sit down, but there's no room for you here anymore. what are you doing here? i'm taking care of your family, cathy. someone has to. how's it feel, huh? how does it feel to know you've been replaced? excuse me. got something in the dryer. be right back, kids!

hi, cathy. a long history, t i also know that you're the kind of person that values loyalty and friendship above all else, so... that's wckbook. [knock on door] cassie? cassie! are you ok? nice try, albright! what are you doing here? put that filthy checkbook down. i have every-- mary! no! we'll not fight in front of the m-a-i-d. hello, dick. sally, what are you doing here? i'm getting my family back. what? like you don't know. i gave you the best years of my mission. [all arguing] shut up! now, all of you, out of my house! i quit! but, cathy, you're part of the family. you love us. i don't love you. i don't like you. i hate you! ah, well, i find that hate and love are actually flip sides--

what is with you people?! i clean your house! that's it! i am not your personal property. you have no idea what i'm-- i'm thinking or feeling. and i am not your mother. [shrieks] and you... you're just a psycho. if any of you tries to hug me again, my husband will beat the tar out of you. so we'll see you on monday? t! ning made possibuctions and u.s. department of education you know, maybe we're better off without cathy. ah, hear, hear. ple smells like us again. yeah. saueand wet dog. mmm. stop. you're making me hungry. you know, the people of this planet are obsessed with getting other people to do their dirty work. oh, and we fell right into it. humans could solve so many of their problems if everybody would just take responsibility for their own mess.

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>> now on "extra," usher's courtroom showdown with his ex >> this is ridiculous. >>how he won his ferocious fight to keep his son and how things went from awkward to totally unexpected.

"extra" is in court for two star ay in the psychamanda bynes ward. really, lindsay? lohan's wild all nighter in a hollywood hotel room eight days after leaving rehab. sources sa removed by security. was partying with and could it land her back in treatment? now trending, miley and liam squashing the break-up rumors. the shocking lost photo of a ells fromet addiction tog. jackie's face-off with marilyn monroe. >> jackie said go right ahead. you become first lady. >> then she lost over 100 pounds, so did she. >> it's amazing. i feel very happy. >> rocking bikinis on the cover of "people," how they did it. our new a- "elysium's" matt damon, which a. >> he hit the jackpot. she not so much.thony weiner we? >> rainy, cloudy and gray, what is it? stiff upper lip.

>> "extra, extra!" >> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra" here at the grove, i'm mario lopez. >> and i'm maria menounos. coming up, lindsay back partying again just a week after leaving rehab. details coming up. >> first let's get to tonight's top story. >> two celebrities doing battle before a judge. amanda bynes tries to break free from the psych ward, but first usher fights for his son after he nearly drowned, his ex dragging him into court today for an emergency custody hearing. round two for usher and tamekaum custody last year, but she is after the kids again. they spent the most awkward 14 minutes alone in the courtroom ignoring each other, checking their phones. tameka even accidentally flashing her phone to the camera and then breaking down on the witness stand. >> my son had to be revived and brought back to life. my son basically had died. he was in the water for three minutes.

>> i was never made aware that was an issue. >> she is demanding primary physical custody of their two sons after 5-year-old usher raymond v nearly drowned on monday. tameka posted this pic of her son in the hospital. he is doing much better, even staying up all night to watch a "sponge bob" marathon. "the voice" coach was not home when the accident happened, but did arrive in time to ride in the ambulance with his son. tameka claim the minor children are at risk while in the care of third-party care givers. the judge disagreed siding with usher. >> i'm denying, dismissing the motion. >> in a shocking turn of events, usher and his ex hugged it out after the judge's decision. former prosecutor loni coombs. >> can she appeal this >> not really, the judge's determination is based on the evidence and situation right now. >> all new video of amanda's parents this morning, a judg granting them a temporary conservatorship over the 27- year-old troubled actress after she allegedly set a fire in a woman's driveway. doctors determined amanda was too sick to leave the hospital

for the hearing. this is only granted if the patient is gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder. instead the judge went to the hospital and granted the request to extend amanda's stay for 30 days. >> the doctors are now in charge of her mental condition and are able to prescr her and essentially force her to take these drugs that they feel will help her. >> we're updating these stories all weekend at extratv.com. >> let's get you caught up on the most talked about stories in tonight's now trending. >> lindsay lohan's all night post rehab party with her boy band boy toy, say it ain'so. the latest oh, lindsay rumor making the cover of the new york post. lindz 7:00 a.m. after partying all night with max george from thewr checking out of rehab. lindsay's rep confirming she went to visit max, but telling us any reports of her partying are false. >> renee is with me now.rah says

it after their sitdo chat. i think she will be a little disappointed here when she hears the news.>> oprah is the one peu do not want to disappoint. "oprah's next chapter" lindsay lohan airs sunday, august 18. i can't wait to check it out. >> a.j. has the latest on alec baldwin's rumored new gig. >> reports that he is getting his own talk show on msnbc, he would be the right guy for the job. >> he said that before. >> the show that i want to do -- >> but don't set your d.v.r.s just yet for an alec baldwin friday night at 10:00 p.m. talk fest. the main priority right now, his baby on the way with wife hilaria. >> renee, you know that miley cyrus and liam hemsworth love to keep everyone guessing if their engagement is still on or not. >> last night they showed up for liam's "paranoia" premiere and silenced the speculators that say they are over. and harrison ford and calista a datenight. harrison playing a billionaire.

liam playing a techie trying to outsmart him. both stars say they are really not techies in real life. >> no. >> i'm not a billionaire either. >> i'm not familiar with the whole world. i'm learning. >> a bittersweet day for joy behar. today's episode of "the view" marking the last of her 16 years on the show. surprise guests include regis philbin and meredith vera. her goodbye sealed with a kiss on the lips by barbara walters. congrats, joy. we can't wait to see what you do next. well, it's a busy weekendt the box office. you have got jennifer aniston's new one, "we're the millers." >> that was pretty funny, check it out. i'm taking my daughter to take disney's brand-new one "planes" based off of "cars." thriller "elysium" with matt damon. new interviews with the stars. >> matt damon is physical on "esium," his way with words is impressive. >> you play a great latino. >> thank you. i'm not fluent.

i have functional spanish. i can say things like -- [speaking spanish] >> how do you say [beep] my pants? >> matt not the only one transforming for the movie. jodie foster going platinum to play the bad guy. >> shoot them down. >> i don't think that she is your twirling mustache bad guy. >> her sidekick villain sharlto copley getting violent with matt's good guy. >> we were doing some ufc style dirty fighting in these high- tech suits. >> looking like an mma fighter. >> when damon is not fighting on screen, he is having fun foe fighting with friend jimmy kimmel. >> did he officiate at your wedding? >> yeah. >> you attended his recently, right? >> i did. i don't know what she sees in him. he hit the jackpot. she, not so much.t getting serin "elysium" in theaters today. >> i got to say, anthony weiner is like teflon. his sex scandal is killing him in the polls for new york mayor. he just keeps on going.

he got into it with a reporter from london's i.t.v. >> would anything stop you? >> i feel like i have stepped into a monty python bit. >> after mocking here for being british, weiner kept the jokes coming. >> you want me to do the weather. it's raining, cloudy and gray and do what you can, guys. keep a stiff upper lip. >> well, speaking of politics, a famous political daughter is here today. let's head over to mario for that. >> well, she is bringing her unique perspective and bold approach to her new show "raising mccain," please welcome meghan mccain! >> nice to see you. >> meghan mccain describes her new show, "raising mccain," as >> not your mama's talk show. i'm meghan mccain, yeah, that's my dad. it's this crazy weird show and it's talking about things i want to talk about with people my age and i wanted to be a little mysterious. >> we wouldn't expect anything left from the co-author of "america, you sexy b-word."

>> america is a sexy [beep].e g. america, [beep] everybody! >> is dad going to make an appearance? >> i have never interviewed my dad before. i'm going home and interviewing him and my mom. i'm intimidated and nervous actually. >> what is the biggest political argument you have gotten into with your dad? >> gay marriage. that continues to be the issue that we cannot find a middle ground on. >> has technology killed the art of romance? >> you talk about romance on your show. is there someone special in your life at the moment? >> no, i'm so single. i have been filming forever. i'm so single. i want to meet a guy that makes me want to have kids. >> good answer. do you have any desire for political office? >> never. once this show comes out, it will never happen. >> if you were to reconsider, i. >> thank you, mario. if you ever run, i would vote for you, too. >> thank you very much. running mate right there. boom. >> meanwhile be sure to check out meghan's new show "raising mccain" premiering september 14. >> thank you.

>> up next, the new book exploding with untold kennedy stories and scandals.>> jack keg very serious testosterone treatments. >> "extra" behind the scenes of "devious maids," what was the most shocking moment on set?d. >> plus two women, 200 pounds down, "extra" has weight loss cover girls with their diet dos and don'ts. >> get back on the wagon. >> coming up. >> "extra" brought to you by imagine a new level of skin quality. refined, perfected. at pixel level. breathtaking. new l'oreal texture perfector. advanced skincare with two powerful ingredients that work with s refine texture reduce pores diminish lines for every skin type. even close up, skin looks remarkable. new youth code texture perfector. only from l'oreal paris. texture perfec we're worth it.

>> "extra, extra!" >> this november will mark 50 yearsince j.f.k.'s assassination. now an explosive new book is out about j.f.k. and jackie o. a.j. has more from new york. >> the book is packed with untold stories about the kennedys and what was going on behind the closed doors of the white house. explosive bombshells about the final days of camelot. >> jack and jackie were receiving four injections a week. >> amphetamine addiction, just one of the claims in christopher andersen's controversial fifth book about the kennedys. based on 30 years of interviews inner circle. >> a number of things told me things they ask not to be their. >> the kennedy family has yet to comment on the tell-all which includes this alarming photo of the first lady, eight months pregnant and smoking on the presidential yacht. >> jackie had an addiction to nicotine and couldn't stop. house bragging to jackie aboutne

her affair with jack. >> she told jackie that the president intended to leave jackie for her. jackie said you go right ahead. you become first lady, you have the problems. jackie was concerned about marilyn monroe. marilyn monroe was delusional. >> andersen saying peter lawford secretly smuggled marilyn on to air force one. >> wearing a dark wig and sunglasses introduced to people as his secretary. >> the author's most serious alleg's growing dependency from visits from dr. feel good, max jacobson. >> on top of steroids he was taking for his back problems, on top of amphetamines, all of this may have boosted his sex drive. >> reckless affairs, triumphsd a powerful love holding it all together. >> jackie said at the very end, we were just about to have a real life together. i think that speaks volumes.

>> hollywood's baby boom strikes again, not that you can tell by this swimsuit shot, but "devious maids" dania ramirez is pregnant with twins. >> that is awesome news. are the writers going to incorporate the baby bump into the storyline, they would have to, right? i talked to two of the "devious maids" at the grove. mother/daughter duos don't come mexican cooking have disfigured me. >> if you insult my cooking one more time, you'll know what it means to be disf mexican. >> judy reyes and edy ganem are two of the fiv cleaning up after the filthy rich in the summer's sexiest show. >> initially there was a little controversy sort of going into it, were you reserved at all in that and embracing your roles? >> as long as they're talking. they were very welcoming and prepared. we knew that all of the work that we were doing in atlanta shooting the entire season, it the season.tter and wait until >> and then the sales girl called me fat. she said you were a size two.

hing. >> tell me what it's like working with susan lucci? >> oh, my god. that woman is so sweet. >> she worked for so long and e doesn't act like that. she is like nice to meet you. no, no, nice to meet you! >> how do you like working with my girl eva? >> eva is fantastic. >> eva is a pioneer, the politician, the spark. we're happy have to have her. >> "devious maids" sunday night >> coming up, ripped and posing in bikinis, two women and their incredible before and afters after dropping 100 pounds each. >> i just wasn't happy. >> then in today's "extra, extra!," sharon stone's all-star parade right here at the grove. >> we're celebrating. >> and jennifer aniston's ecial delivery for conan. >> i am going to get a lot ofta. >> talking about my eggs. >> the pain-free version of kim k's vampire facial. >> a bloodless anti-vampire lift.

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they told us what to feed them and what they require. they like pasta. >> you're feeding your chickens pasta? >> hey, man, i did what i was told. >> sharon stone taking over the grove for the annual kiehls liferide for amfar fundraiser for aids research. >> today they gave us a ting.150,000.so we like them a . >> big weekend for sharon, her new movie "lovelace" opens today. he is set to host sunday's rs" . choice awards with "pretty little liars" actress lucy hale and returned to the set since cory monteith's shocking death last month. >> putting the best foot forward as one can. give it back to everybody. >> this is not your mother's romeo. orlando bloom riding into broadway on a motorcycle locking lips with his juliet, condola rashad. >> we do it right, a lot ofoken.

>> orlando's supermodel wife miranda kerr and baby boy flynn joining him in the big apple for moral support. >> how is the little one? >> great, thanks for asking. >> the curtain rises on these star-crossed lovers when it begins august 24. >> losing 100 pounds is a monumental feat. i lost 40, that was hard enough. "people" has two women who both did. their stories are inspiring. >> they binged on pasta for lunch, pizza for dinner, feasted on banana and mayo sandwiches and gobbled up two bowls of ice cream loaded with cookies and whole milk for dessert. these are the same women down a whopping 431 pounds. they're showing off their dramatic super slimdown bodies for "people" magazine. >> it's a journey. it's not a tiny little race. >> lindsay kimball lost 100 pounds after tipping the scale at 241.

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>> today on "tmz" -- >> the country of swit has offered oprah an apology for a racist encounter that happened at like a purse store. >> she looks at a handbag she likes and the lady said, i don't want to hurt your feelings but, in other words, you can't afford it. >>tyler perry's pretty woman.

>> matt damon and his family. >> congratulations on the movie, man. >> matt damon has a new movie out, it's getting a ton of criticism. rich people get to live in paradise. they have no poverty. and everybody else slaves on earth and trapped. >> what's wrong with that? >> we have machine gun kelly. >> deejay? >> rapper. >> he appears extremely wasted. valet. and another guy shows up and he didn't have a car. [laughter] >> at the newark airport yesterday -- >> people ask for the singer. >> they judge your penis by how big your middle finger is.>> so. rumors him and patrick ewing had compression shorts with a separate pocket for their dong. you guys don't have that n your pants? [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution]

>> and now coolio mounts a chick and rides her like a horse. yeah! damn, that's -- >> a very sturdy girl. >> sturdy girl. >> exactly. so how he tamed this wild filly. >> coolio was at a bar in boston. w, rapping. and he starts whispering in her ear. and she's kind of like nodding lihe into it. she bends over and she's like grinding on him, bouncing, having a good time. all of a sudden jumps on her back and starts riding her like a pony. >> oh, my god! >> she does not miss a beat. >> what are you supposed to do at that point? >> she's like into it. >> aft he jumps off, gives herl

butt. >> we have not seen anything that heartwarming since hot detrot. he's using a computer. back to coolio. >> she loves it. dancing -- >> her. >> and she hurt her leg. and then he shot her. >> he's kidding, she's fine. so fine, we're taking the fifth. there's power inquarters! >> how was the party? >> the party was good. >> we have sex therapist avacad ava actually founded loveology online university for love coaching. so we ask her -- >> what kind of courses can people take there? >> there's a course on kissing, on flirting, on dating. on oral and g spot. >> that's the hardest part to find. where is it? [laughter] looking for it. i don't think this exists.

>> thanks for the tips. >> "tmz" presents ginormous, earth-shattering, mind-exploding news. scott disick is not the father of mason disick. what the dude in the stupid hat is claiming. he is who? >> the guy did a photo shoot with kourtney kardashian in 2008 -- >> which he claims led to a rendezvous in glenda california, where you will find beauty, excitement and more body hair per capita then anywhere else in the country because -- >> glendale is a hotbed for armenians. literally, there are more armenians now in glendale then armenia. >> i actually believe his story now. >> why? >> because it happened in glendale. >> it is a city full of love and also packed mercedes. armenians seem to like

those. and a hookup with kourtney read here by guest voice jfk. >> we had unprotected vaginal sex and he ejaculated inside her vagina. >> and according to our research, that is how you make a baby. >> you're going to court to try to get custody. the weird thing is he's saying mason looks like me. then he's saying kourtney's second kid doesn't look like mason. >> they look identical. >> which means the cat in the at is likely full of crap. but even still -- >> kourtney's probably going to have to take a d >> not necessarily. the kid is 3. if the alleged parent does not make a claim, there are certain presumptions that are hard to jump over. >> right, right. >> that's all you will say? yeah, yeah. >> that's why we hired you! we hired this guy in harvard and yale for yeah, yeah. >> agreeing with you. >> part of the job. [laughter] >> it's funny because it's

accurate. so good luck in your probably focused tape, hat guy and be sure to visit glendale, where thke my cologne? thanks, armenia, we love you guys! >> how is it going? >> w have matt damon and his amily. we say to him -- >> you have any political aspirations? >> no, no way! i love my job. >> ok. that's the greatest job ever. >> he doesn't want to run but he's political. that's kind of cool. >> harvey, let's hey matt dame an ran for governor of california. would you vote for him? >> didn't work for arnold.>> wee we can get a good movie star again. >> and so we say to him -- >> congratulations on the movie, man. >> matt damon has a new movie out now that rich people get to live in paradise. they have no poverty and everybody else, a.k.a., poor

people just ve on earth, which is trapped. >> what's the problem? [laughter] >> good night, mr. damon. >> how are you doing, boss? >> hot dog, that's none her then rap music singer richard sega, better known as -- machine gukelly! >> we have machine gun kelly outside ha ray henry. >> deejay? >> rapper. >> close. >> wasted. >> no! ok, a little bit. [bleep] man. the valet lost our [bleep] car, man. about -- >> we asked about body shots. >> you know what it's like taking a body shot off a >> yeah, yeah. >> you have ever spit it in a girl's mouth? invented. d

>> charming. >> i take vodka and i spit it violently into the female's mouth. >> violently. >> violently, great. >> and then they swallow it. >> i dare him to do that to me so i can throw up on his face. >> are you sure it's not machine gun kelly. >> it is machine gun kelly. >> no, there's machine gun kelly is a very famous deejay. >> that's shotgun kelly! shotgun tom kelley, k-earth 101 >> damn it, you got me doing this now.stion upposed to be talking to people right now, man. >> good call. what's going on with machine gun >> he doesn't have a car. >> he didn't have a car. [laughter] >> and so he walked off into the night, bringing to a close this episode of -- sh kelley! >> k-earth 101! >> hey, man.

? we have johnny knoxville. he's leaving swingers. >> you know jackass. >> what would l.a. be without xicans. can you imagine? >> i couldn't imagine. i would not want to live here if it weren't for mexicans. >> how many burritos. >> no burritos, man! >> anything remotely close to about like black people or about jewish people. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> everybody makes fun of jews. >> we make fun of armenians more if we could see through the hair on their face. [laughter] >> thank you so much. >> oh, my god. >> appreciate it. >> coming up -- >> miley cyrus and her fiancee liam hemsworth together! >> no! >> we gether. >> i haven't seen them together in months. >> months. >> see that twirping stuff! >> plus -- >> oprah went into a store in zurich and they refused to show

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>> hey, it's miley cyrus hanging out with some guy -- >> oh, my god, that's liam hemsworth! >> miley cyrus and her fiancee liam hemsworth together! >> no! >> no! oh, god, please, no! >> what? o! >> yes! >> the mysterious couple decided to step out together thursday night and put toes nasty breakup rumors to rest once and for all. >> haven't seen them together in months. >> for months. >> where were they? >> just a romantic night out. at the premiere for liam's new movie "paranoia," and they couldn't have been more awkward. >> it's not like he held out getting out of the car. they got out, he walked up. ok. we will take photos together. >> he doesn't look like he's

happy. he really looks like he doesn't want to be there. >> hey, maybe he's seen everything miley's been doing the past couple months. not wearing her engagement ring. or the working video where she flaunts her ass arou horny stra or the t-shirt with the picture of her naked. or twerking video or music video where she cheated on him with a stuffed animal. and don't forget the twerking video and the twerking video and the twerking video. but we're sure that's all behind her as she ready to settle down because thursday night miley was there for liam. director. >> every guy likes to hear his fiancee tell someone else, god, this iawkward. play the twerking video! your next boyfriend's going to love that. thanks, liam! >> i got dikembe mutombo at the north airport. >> have you seen the commercial with him? >> he's like no, no, no! >> i ask him, do people always ask you to do the no, no?

>> >> when you block as many shots as i have done -- >> i can't stop looking at his hands. his hands are so big, especially his middle finger. they judge your penis by your middle finger. they say not your feet, your middle finger. and it's so big. i can use it as a belt. it's so long. huge! >> it's funny. said rumorm and patrick ewing had compression shorts with a separate top for their dongs. >> rumors around that say that. >> they're short. fall out. >> all of a sudden you have mushroom head around the basketball court. >> blocking the shots. everybody girl is like no, no, no! >> oh, my god. >> thanks. welcome to "tmz"

switzerland. where today our entire country begs oprah for forgiveness! one of our people racist to you in the purse store. we will give you anything to make it up to you. knives, cheese, roger federer? he's cute! >> switzerland is in serious damage control this morning. >> yes, swiss have issued an official apology after a store clerk in zurich refused to show oprah a $40,000 purse because she's black. >> she says, want to see it and the lady says, i don't want to hurt your feelings. like, in other words, you can't afford it. >> big mistake. big, huge. >> oprah says the best line. she says oh, ok, thank you so much. you're probably right.

i can't afford it. put her head down and walked out. >> good job, oprah. >> and then she bought the >> no, she did the next best thing. she went to the media. telling one news outlet -- >> coy have had the whole blowup thing and thrown down the black card. but why do that? >> it would be awesome! now switzerl ologies ah's black ass, showing how wonderful the swiss can be. after all, they did invent nestle and swatch and velcro and ut the damn practices swiss! >> fine. the point is this whole oprah situation -- >> it's pretty woman. >> what? >> she walks in the store. >> it's tyler perry's pretty woman. >> thanks, oprah and switzerland and roger federer. you are adorable. >> what do you got? >> ok, lionel richie and he's just hanging on rodeo drive, about to get into his car. >> lionel richie is like the coolest. i love this guy. >> did you s lady gaga naked today meditating? the video of her meditating naked.

>> oh, ok. >> he thinks about it for a second. >> i can happily say i just -- >> yeah. >> ooh lionel richie said that? >> yeah. i know. >> dude, do they clean the courts? he's loving it all over. [laughter] >> the wizard! >> the wizard! >> love you, lionel. thank you so much. >> coming up -- >> the website, short hair beyonce or short hair kelly rowld? >> in a land slide -- >> kelly only gets bet we are age. >> kell[ female announcer ]re is your conditioner doing the job? ♪ ♪ dry hair needs a daily dose of effective moisture.

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phone 24/7. >> beyonce's new hair cut, day two. looks remarkably similar to day one. maybe a tad longer. th can't wait it hear what beyonce has to say. but we didn't get her so here's kelly rowland. hey, how was dinner?

>> it was great. >> how let's get to th hair. >> ok. >> what do you think of, you know, beyonce's short hair? it's like a big -- >> of hair on her head and still be beautiful. >> has anyone other then everyone noticed beyonce's new do is bit circa 2001? >> took a page out of your book because you were rocking that first before beyonce. we have b haircuts since the beginning of time. we all got it from somebody. >> and speaking of getting some, it's time to ride the pole! >> who would you rather on the website, short hair beyonce or short hair kelly rowland? >> i bet kelly rowland won this in a landside. >> kelly rowland is crazy beautiful. >> she's so nice. >> don't do it! >> at this point -->> no! >> kelly rownd! >> beyonce! >> whoa. > the revolution begins.

>> so dinner was good. what did you have? ok, bye! >> we have johnny sitting on the ground outside of equinox. >> sitting on the ground? >> sitting on the ground. he has his stuff strewn out in front of him. he sees us and goes hey, and grabs all of his stu and gets up and starts to walk. like he was walking the whole time. ok, we got to ask you -- >> the sun's magnetic field is reversing its polarity in the coming months. >> i haven't heard that. >> and he like lets out a sigh, >> maybe it would have been a better question, why are you sitting on the ground? >> maybe, yeah. >> it makes sense why he's sitting on the floor. >> why?

>> primeau and h & m right there. how can i help? can i get you water? would you like a drink? walk into h & m, would you like a ca began? shot up, i just want tr a secon you know what i mean? >> no. [laughter] >> you just want to sit somewhere and they walk up and try to sell you something. >> it makes no sense. you make no sense. >> appreciate your time, man. >> coming up -- >> i have a very impatient norwegian dog. he's stuck in a car and took the driver's position and honking for his master. b ] the first day is when okay, someone who you really are. you don't want to look like you're trying too hard, but you do want to look cool. i heard from my friend's cousin s shopping at jcpenney. but you do want to look cool. so you know she's gonna bring it. guess i better bring it, too. how are you gonna handle your first day? [ female announcer ] this weekend, buy more and save more with your jcpenney coupon. come find your first day look at jcpenney.

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captions paid for by the fox broadcastg coany welcome, everybody, to "dish nation." we're kidd kraddick on the morning show. >> we have the go around the country. today we have heidi and frank from los angeles. >> yeah! >> ooh, that's spanish. >> they have great news that someone in hollywood actually loves their husband. >> shut your mouth. >> i know. >> we also have the rickey smiley show joining us from atlanta. >> yeah! sp of the week. plus, lebron james busted at his bachelor man. >> we have another royal baby update. plus, kim and kanye's wedding plans. >> we have so much stuff going on today. let's start off in atlanta. what's going on, guys? >> what's going on with lebron?

>> about to marry his fiancee of nine years. allegedly he got caught cheating with a mistresaid, i saw you in toronto with another woman. you can do much better. >> she would be a fool to leave him. i'm sorry. i'd have to take one for the team. all that damn money, honey. >> let's say it istrue. what can he have done better in order to get away with it, ebe ? >> he should the headband is always a dead giveaway. if you chilling with suit jacket on and a headband, it's probably lebron james. >> yeah. >> he also wore his jersey. >> see, what happened was, this chick apparently di on by lebron. she is hating. >> he took every precaution. he even went out of the country

to have his bachelor party. >> yeah, right? from cleveland? >> that's a possibility. the biggest thing for lebron james, if he does choose to carry affairs throughout his relationship with savannah, is how do you get away with it. i think the best way to learn how to get away with it is to look at somebody who's made a lot of mistakes and gotten caught a lot. >> yeah. >> cheating. >> right. >> so for thato big al. how did you get caught so avoid making those same mistakes? >> my dog walks into the room where i was sitting with my wife, with a condom wrapper in his [wvmouth, that had been, li in my shoe or something. i don't know where it was. >> whoa! what an idiot! >> dog. >> your dog. a dog, man's best friend. wagging his tail. >> you got that dog from the spca.3rñ

we're going to put stretch down. dude, giving insulin shots ever day, twice a day. >> so for lebron james, don't get a dog.'s good. who is going to play the next batman? as you all know it's going to be batman versus superman. and they don't know who's going to play the character yet. josh brolin, true blood's joe mangnello, and matthew good. >> this is easy me josh brolin is good. he's a great actor. ryan gosling, i'm a fan, but stick to romantic comedy type of -- >> ryan gosling is aquaman. >> ryan gosling is not a good batman. >> who was the kid in the last batman movie? >> joseph gordon leavitt who goes to the bat cave at the very

end. i think he should take over as batman based on that. that's how they could link it back to the original batman. >> aha. >> but i think they're moving away from that entire franchise. >> good idea. >> why can't we get a black ba do they all have to be ld be kind of ill. p. diddy? >> but you could never tell because he's got aon. >> his mouth is uncovered. it would make him harder to see. it would actually make it awesome. >> that would wear me out. >> what? well, despite being married for 15 years, sarah jessica parker has just come out and told harper's bazaar magazine that she loves her husband. >> you're kidding. >> yeah. >> still?

>> why do you have to say that you love your husband? >> why are you so surprised? >> after 15 years, no one believes you do. >> that's the truth. >> i don't think you can stay married for 15 years if you don't love the person ywith. >> oh, yes, you can. >> it's weird that you have to come out and say you love your husband. despite being married for 15 years, i love our life. call me crazy, but i love him. no one's going to call you crazy because you love your husband. it's such a silly story. but what's so weird about it is maybe she's coming forward and saying that she loves matthew broderick because she just learned recently that men >> i don't think men are useless. but there is a survey -- they surveyed 1,000 people. adults, men and women, andd out? here's the deal, men are thought to be generally worse at life skills. >> liwell, the stuff that you'r bad at is, let's say doing the

laundry. ironing. here's other st bad at. see if you're bad at this. according to the survey, men can be relied on to buy wrong clothes for their partner. .> if you go too small, she gets if it's too big, she goes, you think i'm a size 10? there's no way to pick the right size. just don't buy clothes. >> you have to go small. we buy small, because this is what you look like when we met you. >> oh. >> so get in there and iron my shirt. it's time for we've got issu issues. where we talk about all the big gossip hitting t newsstands this week. there's big drama in thisssue of "star"magazine. a of khloe kardashian. the headline says she attacks lamar's new girlfriend, charges in the room, throwing punches. police called. the fight spills outside. >> i love the picture of the

motel room. it says violence shown at the motel. it's like a bed, and some dude just got out of it. >> it looks like that right now. >> all the pictures are still up. >> my bedroom at home looks like more violent things occurred than just me. >> moving on to life and style agazine, that is bogus. that is not jessica simpson's body. that is her head. that's the worst photoshop ever. that might be hot britney spears' body with her head on it. there's no way. no way. i'm going to buy that magazine so i can study it closer. >> how much do you have for jennifer aniston. maybe she's pregnant, maybe not will be at some point if she wants. but she looks bigger than on the cover. that's a lie. >> i know. >> that's not a baby bump. that probably where she's hiding her weed. >> my girlfriend went tok and s

to jennifer aniston. like three days ago. and justin thoreau. she was drinking and he smacked her on the booty. she is not pregnant and they're still having sex. >> in touch magazi picture of the >> khloe, kim, robert when he was a little baby. >> that's teresa from real housewives of new jersey. that's not a little baby boy, it's a baby girl. >> you sure? >> yes. sorry, i can't look at that because i'm looking at the photo in the bottom right-hand corner of katie holmes with no makeup. no. >> i'm serious. that's katie holmes. >> no. >> oh, my god. >> are we sure this isn't in touch's halloween issue? all this week we've been asking you to bring the funny to us, it's friday, and it's time to reveal your best captions.

>> this photo of halle berry. maybe her milkshake sends the boy to the yard. but my fruit keeps them there. >> for this photo, i was expecting a little more magic, mike. >> brett michaels, i own second base. >> f this picture, equestrian style. "caption this" is powered by no thags capital. next, ashton kutcher tries so hard to be steve jobs, he put himself in the hospital. >> are kim and kanye getting hitched in paris? >> we go to london where we study the prince george effect. >> everyone loves a southern barbecue. beyonce, rihanna has a grill that's a little different from yours. [ male announcer ] this is george.

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i'm really excited about the new jobs movie out starring ashton kutcher. they actually have a special screen, sort of a premiere init. but the movie's out august 16th. do you want to see the trailer? it's out now. >> what are you working on? >> computer terminal. >> steve? >> that looks good. >> it does look great. >> it's goingto be an incredible movie. ashton kutcher is a method actor. >> he kind of looks like the guy from "dude, where's my car. ". >> he embraced steve jobs, literally he was eating everything that man ate. he said that really screwed him because steven jobsf weird. he ate nothing but fruit and seeds and nuts. it really caused ashton some

kidney ashton. he ended up in the emergency room. >> he was even walking like steve jobs. >> that messed him up, too. you know what, steve did a lot of drugs. >> really? >> yes. >> he's not a method actor, he's actor. >> he lost 18 pounds. >> yeah. >> you can live without your kidneys, right? >> you can get it removed sometimes. >> do you need your spleen? >> no, i don't have mine. >> i want all my parts, please. >> i want all the need out of here., out of here. left thumb, out of here. >> you need thumb. >> no, i'm >> what are you going to do when you hitchhike? you're going to go that way. we're heading to london where we reveal the prince george effect. in the 45 seconds it took to bring prince georg hospital to his royal car, everyone was asking, w wearing, george? >> they were?

>> no, actually, it did have an effect. the company that made his blanket got the biggest exposure you can imagine when their website crashed and they had 600% increase in sales. >> oh, my gosh. >> it's known as the royal sold out in the u.s. and britain. >> also, the sex position that william and kate used to get pregnant. we're headed to paris, france, where the word on the street is there's going to be a kim and kanye wedding real soon. >> don't do it, bro. >> who cares. >> kanye wants this big elabwedding, andim wants a small wedding. it seems it would be the reverse. kim already had the big elaborate if kanye married kim, gets to dress up like a thug for a week. >> tupac or any of the other thugs, because he ain't going to marry the damn tramp.

>> the plus size about getting married to kim kardashian, you acquire bruce jenner, who can run errands. 2 rav 4 makes the journey as amazing as the destination. toyota, let's go places. next. >> we solve the relationship problems of hollywood's biggest stars, and -- >> love letters, love letters to kelly. >> it's about that time. got that rap of the week. ready, dog? >> set that's what we dishin about. ♪ ♪

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welcome back to "dish natswer for the celebrity dish squish. we go to facebook. a lotf you thought it was brad pitt and jennifer anis sorry, folks, our celebrity squish is, jennifer lawrence and nick. who do you think it let you know on facebook and twitter, with the #dish squ well, when it comes to love advice in this room, kelly raspberry is an expert. she might be single and ready to mi mingle, but she knows many things about love. >> i've loved and lost many times. that's how you learn your lessons. >> love letters to kelly. >> deer kelly, you are the love expert. >> i am. >> i have this on-and-off relationship with this girl who said if i want it, come and get it. but now we're off again. with traveling the world, getting buff, keeping up with the instagrams, trying to find

my shirt, i wish i had more time to get to her. i can't seem to find the words to say if boyfriend, i would never let you go. what should i do? if i could get her back, or let her go. we were supposed to be on stage two hours ago. >> hmm. >> i wonder who that could be. >> please help this young man out. he needs it. >> gosh this is a predicament. i'll tell you what i think. i thinket her go. i might have a clue as to who this is, who wro letter, and as far as i'm concerned, the woman he's talking about is still pure as the driven snow. i'm hoping she's been untainted by his man part, and that she can still find true love. >> love let love letters to kelly. all right. ladies and gentlemen, "dish nation," it's about that time for the rap of the week. you got dog? >> you say it. >> this is my favorite

segments. is jennifer aniston pregnant? >> it's the rap of the week. a lot of people think jennifer aniston is prego. she's 44 and about to do the miller. everybody has to get in the part. i think she had a big lunch. >> all right. somebody told me that he was a quitter. >> i'll tell you what chris brown said about a quitter. i guess he's tired of being rich, young and famous. >> what kim and kanye is doing. president obama said they're back in who? >> according to the president right now what seems they got people on the american dream. you know different occasions, that kind of thing somebody amazing. kim just had a baby and she's still got a booty. >> listen, i don't even really

care. beyonce can have breasts like a bear. i would still kiss her, even if she smelled like a dirty pamper, i would still scoop her and bring her back to my hoopty house. i would make her my spouse. even if she let her hair grow up under her arms, i would say, come on, beyonce, i will take you to the prom. beyonce, your breath is so cool. th chick in the world. she's so fine i would have sex with her if she wasn' >> what? >> what did he say? what? what? >> oh! >> i just said it kuz it rhymed. i make this up as i go. could we edit the last ten next. >> everyone loves a southern barbecue, b beyonce, rihanna and kecha h th

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everybody in hollywood and mainstream america, it's grilling r everybody's doing it. pop divas, case in point, beyonce snapped a photo of her wearing a diamond encrusted fan grill. it's for a new movie video she did a few months back. on her it looks sexy because it's like fangs. let her bite. >> i don't have no problem with the grill, that you can take out. this is the one that actually gets the permanent teeth. >> from the '70s. >> and take them off in the s. >> that would be great. did you see rihanna'h? >> no. >> rihanna got a gun shapedgril. it looks like she just didn't

clean the caramel off her teeth >> i thought it was a jaguar. that's a gun? >> i heard it makes your breath bad. >> absolutely. cyrus, i don't know. something about her grill, it looks like she's making fun of us. >> it's not sincere? >> it's not sincere. it's like, yo, i'm going to on my rap face. >> i like that. >> inconspicuous. >> you can't see. use it in a sentence. >> you got to look real close. >> yeah. and i can use it in a sentence. >> he looks like he needs immodium ad or something like that. >> oh, no! >> he got you, too? >> yeah, man. >> you hea >> come on! come on, really? come o >> wardrobe provided by robert come o >> wardrobe provided by robert graham.

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topics. now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: hi, everybody. welcome to the shoi. and the studio audience. thank you for being i like the hat. and wonderful show plans for you. how you doin'? better now. mark anthony is a repeat offender and i'll explain.evan might have a shady past. we'll explain. and a certain talk show host

tuday. started. it's time for hot topics. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. thanks, everyone. wow. i swear i didn't know any of this was out here. wow. san, was this your idea? >> yeah, all my idea. >> wendy: thank you. i like your hat. so anyw, everyone, yeah, 49. i feel great. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i was born thickens hospital on july 18th of 1964.ent my firn asbury park and the rest of my groeth was in ocean tow and

here i am on tv. i always looked at 50, 49, 40, 45 old as when you're 25 years old getting out of college, you are like, oh, gosh, so old. for me, the reason problem talking about how old i am, somebody's got to show 16-year-olds, and 19-year-olds and year-olds, that to it's not so badded to get older. you have to do something with your life each year so when you look at your life, you say, that's not so bad. the lines and wrinkles i earned. if you're a career woman, you are happy with your career. you might be happy with your love life and your man and when you take off your clothes, reas. so, i know there are many people, particularly women who still gag at the thought of saying how old they are, and ha

is fine also. and i happen to not be one of those. and i who don't know their age. anyway, okay. let's move along to evan longoria. who happens to be -- 38 years old? she is 38. she is having a good time with met when she was doing the shortly lived reality show on to tv. check it out before you knew it was, it was canceled -- requestlove."nceled of two epis. so apparently, nobody was ready for loveeva ended up falling for one of the men in the something out of his namesser necessary ta. they they were spotted in

malibu. but the latest on ernesto, he is a man with $4 million in debt allegedly. ernesto is a philanthropist and entrepreneur, he looks like perez hilton. theow. h doing, perez? and he is a philanthropist and last year, he filed bankruptcy to the tune of something like $4 million. hot topics ended up doing the digging to find that out. the $4 million debt is -- accruptcy papers, is from bad business deals. so people are looking at this man in eva's look with a skunt nicing eye. and after "desperate housewives" and then "devious maids," and he

is in debt $4 million and an older leading lady who needs love. and the other hand, as the get older, find i'm a little more ma sure. and a guy who is $4 million in debt, to me, i say if he is an actor orw ball player, he would never stand a chance of making your way out of that debt. as a ball player, you have a window to make your money. you're hot.ng with an actor. but a businessman is a totally different thing. why the phrase education is so important. if you're a businessman, you can lose it and get it back. and how many times has donald tmp, for instce, been in bankruptcy? $4 million in debt might not be so bad as a businessman. and you can look at -- he

was a requested ready for love" reality show and he is $4 million in bt. sething smells like three-day old fish. and evan longoria's 38, havin fun. might want a husnd or someting. her ex-huand jusannounced he'sged b watching the development. ander na ernesto, we are all wag applse marc anony, who is 44, i heard a few people go hm but not ough whenis ne cing up t hmm,'s the king of the bodio.

marc to me is thing. he is 44 years old and he is back together with his 22-year-old girlfriend. there she is. her name is chloe green. her father is the owner of top shop, the franchise that is worth billions of dollars. and he broke her heart byaking . which, you know, here's my thing. this happened in april. a 44-year-old man to break up with a better than a text. and why don't you pick telephone call. like, he disrespected you from the date. [ applause ] but they're back together. and they spent the la ten d med we's parent s on the $48

million yacht. you know, you might be half jennifer's age but jennifer looks way better. and marc has a heat that only a mature woman could understand. in my mind, here is comes in and says dinner's not ready and he throws the plate on the floor. when he is ready to have his way with you, grabs yo your extensions and pulls you in the other room, there is always a safe word in know? and he has his way with you and his eyes, he looks an at you. and i only picture him with with

aatina. so chloe, don't get remember when he was in love with dari never met but i loved since i saw you on the tv. and in my mind, i always feel he and jennifer will get back together, once he is playing together with chloe and whatever and once she is finished playing around with casper, their love is meant to be and they will get back together. [ applause ] everybody -- i was telling hast that tv chef nigella one with the awesome body. you know her husband, charles, checked her up in the restaurant? he is 70. and he goes and his back and

announces he wants the divorce because she didn for him and announced it in the newspaper. and that is how she found out he filed for divorce. and i said, hdid her a favor. and someon. and he might have do a favor by freeing her, cutting the ties that bind them. if you want to hear the best part of this happily ever after, the couple wants a a swift, amicable divorce. first, they have no children together but he is worth $1 million. he is worth $100 million. she is worth $15 million. they have no children together but she has a couple kidsw3 froa previous relationship. isn't se financial claims.

excuse me, $200 million worth. she is good with her 15 million and dignity, and that is how a woman walks around. i feel -- you know what i mean? [ applause ] yes, there is a big difference between 15 million and 200 million. but the way you really kick a man where counts is not physically but you grab your dig it in toty and a walk away back shot and you perk out the door. [ applause ] and i know all the paper work will be correct but she's gothe. dher cousin has defended a lot of famous people across the pond before. like prince charles, yeah, defended prince charles, madonna, paul mccartney. got council and might have good

moneynobody's got time to fight for it. so happy you, nigella. and then, another story an undate.g about, i have more ashlee simpson andiana ross' son are together. and i would put my son's ear and say, what you are doing with this old lady with an all this baggage. ashlee is and he is 24. i'm soiled too. i have been married -- we are all soiled in way. way.n't mean this in is a if my son was 24 years old and he was dating a 28-year-old with a 4-year-old, she is soiled. you can co-better than that, t

tell my son. if huh a son -- he is4 years old. the whole world ahead of him, no kids, no marriage under his belt. would you be okay with him datin a ex-husband and a 4-year-old? exactly according to the "national enquirer," the simpson family doesn't think that evan is right for ashlee, a single mom. the simpson family says -- jessica simpson's sister -- i heard a woman say, who is the simpson family. no, not o.j., wrong simpsons. [ applause ] an ashlee, recordedly, is ready for a relationship. and evan has dated a lot of rich 24. he is a man about he is not thinking about

settling down. and his mom allegedly thinks that ashlee has too much baggage and they don't think he is the guy to step up to the plate and a suitable father figure for the son. and not that the family and pressuring the kids or going to make themup. if anything, the pressure makes them go to each other more. and maybe we will watch how it plays out. okay, fine. you know i love my magazine. it's time for wendy got you now, one of my fave young girls hollywood is amanda siefried and she is looking pretty and haunting with those eyes.

she has a unique view on romance. she says if two people are not sexuallyulu÷ attracted to each r immediately, the relationship will not work. did i say she was 27? am i losing my mind? $(lc% and when you were 27, maybe you thought that way. if you are 27, you might think that way. physical attraction is everything. but an as you mature -- marc anthony, if you were to see that, you would be like, ew. originally, a 25-year-old wendy or a 27-year-old. but you realize, attraction comes in so many forms. and -- and -- i just think that marc anthony has it in spades. but amanda is talking like a young lady and i appreciate her opening up about that. and she opens up his about her

unique relationship with the an actor dominic cooper. they were in a relationship a few years and now apparently, they are longer in a relationship. but here is what amanda said. he will always be in my life regardless of what his girlfriends and fute wife think. hold on, hold on. i'm never going to be with a guy that can't deal with my relationship with him. spoken like a all due respect to 27-year-olds. we all went through this before we smartened up. whoeverto be, is not going to p with that. although, i do have to say, we grow every day as a people, and thinking about that really har that way, but then there comes a wall of maturity you push

through. around 65 when you can be good friends without nonsense going on with some of the men who have seen your ectasy face, if he has seen your face -- you know, he can't be your friend. your new man is not going to put up with that. anyway. sofia vergara is on the cover of harper's bazaar. she was asked, is it exhausting being a bombshell. she said yes, in the front row. [ applause ] she said, i'm latin, no matter what. i show interdo any makeup more

me. i don't believe in the natural look. unless you are gisele bundchen, you need something. i have said that before too. i'm like, any woman past 25 whether it's tinted moisturizer, you don't have to go all the way candy yum yum on me, but you need a little something or another. i think that the natural look is so delusional. in many ways. anyways, that's wendy's got you covered. here on the show, we love celebrity look alikes. everyone thinks they look like a celebrity. so we hit the stets to prove it. take a look. >> how you doin'? i used to get justin bieber

his baby area. >> everyone says i look like elaine fromçó seinfeld. >> people always tell i look like megan fox. >> they tell me i look like robert pattinson. >> some people me i look like flavor fla doing? people tell me i look like prince. >> people always tell me iñ loo like lendy kravitz. >> chris hemsworth. >> people tell me i look like snooki. >> sometimes people tell me i look like martin lawrence.

>> mangonelo, true blood or magic >> hugh jackson. >> some people tell me i look like amanda bynes. >> that is celebrity look alike. the street edition. 'm excited this tv guide network will air a behind th scenes look at me preparing for my big trip to broadway. you know, i'm on broadway in "chicago" until august 11th and the special is going to be airing in november, tv guide. going on.d the scenes, of it's a docu-series. there, it's a docuspecial. i'm told my oadway family in

"chicago" sent along a birthday mes take a look. >> from all of us in the cast of "chicago" -- ♪ wendy how you doing ♪ wendy happy bihday wendy >> wendy:hank you, everybody. t. we've got a great show for you. had me cebrity curtis stone is here and he is going to show us how to make a meal i personally requested for my birthday. and that's lobster. up next, from "devious the one and only susan lucci is here. ♪on "wendy," star

jones. and headlines and hot:íalq topi. and next week -- >> wendy: america's got howie mandel and so do we.

[ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: welcome back,

everyone. the fit guest went from playing icon erica kane on "all my children" to "devious maids." take a look. >> the dress i wanted. and the sales girl called me back and said you're a size 2. >> it's the sa thing. >> i used to be a size zero. this is how mexico cooking disfigured me. >> if you insult my cooking more time, you will know. >> i'm going to go up stairs and take asprin to lay down. after i and purge the asprin, we can chat. >> wendy: good. please welcome the emmy-winning susan lucci. [ cheers and applause ] hi.

>> oh. >> wendy: thank you. >> thank you so much. >> wendy: nice to see you again. >> happy birthday. >> wendy: thank you. thank you, appreciate it. and i see you are back to the size whatever you talked about that. you are a timeless beauty. we love you on ious maids". >> thank you very much. thank you. >> wendy: i know your birthday is around christmas. do you get double celebration. everyone thought i could celebrate on christmas eve. i'm born on december 23rd, and everything has to be separate. and my mother said, it's not her fault she is born on december 23rd and i have a friend who was born on christmas day.

so i wrap her gifts in prettylo colors. though, i love christmas. i love it all. >> wendy: you have a full life. liza has four children? >> she has four babies in six years. there they are. this was of so much conversati settled on something that just -- i thought the children would feel happy. i'm called grammy and i just wanted them to say, let's go to grammy's house. husband, who is austrian, wanted to be calledopa, that is his culture. and my daughter didn't think it was great in this country. and he is capoppy, which is think is adorable. >> wendy: she lives on long

island. >> yeah, five minutes from my house. >> wendy: awesome. congratulations on "devious maids." >> thank you. i'm so glad. thank you. [ applause ] >> wendy: how did it show come about for new. >> i feel so lucky. after "all my children" was canceled, i wanted to go forward as an actress. i had been playing other parts and i wanted to keep going. and my wish list was i could have a part to excite me as much now as erica kane. >> wendy: it's a sexy part. >> it's a great part and i wanted to be in good hands. well, couldn't be better. marc cherry -- >> >> wendy: were you going to do more work with "desperate housewives -- you were on two

episodes -- >> no, i was not. but it was all internet that i was >> wendy: it was on hot topics. >> was it in and i thought, maybe i am. but marc and i met and it was love at first sight. we had lunch and he said that, actually that season, "desperate housewives" had been completed. they w finishing production but he had a new show called "devious maids" and he wanted know be considered for that show. and they called and asked me to audition for the part. and i didn't know when i read the audition script, those of you who saw the firstepisode, you know the scene under the bed? was my audition scene. >> wendy: your character is fabulous on the show. >> oh, thank you so much.

>> wendy: you played erica for . was it hard to let that character go? >> well, it came saz a shock to me that "all my children" wasgo it was a mourning period and the character and pretty soon, i realizeded, now i'm not in daylight. i used to be. and now i'm in airports and people stop me. and i realized, i didn't he to let erica kane go. she is in the fans hearts and my hearts. >> wendy: okay, good. and i like that little thing you do, which is so effective on the id channel too. >> oh,"deadly affairs."

there is a website for the addicts of id channel. >> wendy: i would be one of them. >> you are not afraid to say what you >> wendy: no, i love all of your work. i adore you. and the first time you have come on the show, i love that you come back and you have a part of the guests that have made this show so successful. nk you for having me. >> wendy: i know that erica is a scheming woman and my staff is screaming. but they have instructed me -- >> i had so much fun screaming with your staff. because it's your birthday. we got you something you are dying to have. >> wendy: it's not an app lap dance, is it? >> i am going to give you clues. take a look. >> wendy: one day i'm going to be in the club with these prty pants. this is part of my dream outfit

to the club. don't you love these shorts, i want to get them. i want to get in hot pants. don't you wish? if they let me come out in that outfit today, i would have worn that outfit for you. okay. come on. come on. >> happy birthday. >> wendy: i'm going to tell you, okay, all right. oh, my gosh. okay. okay. and i am not lying to you. >> that is sofabulous. >> wendy: they have stretch. it's the pops off? i'm going to be wearing them when i come out of the stage door in had chicago and i'm going to the club a i'm wearing these. >> oh, great. >> wendy: thank you so much. everybody, thank you, susan lucci. >> you're welcome.

happy birthday. you're fabulous. >> wendy: i'm going to stick in the hot seat. susan is going to stick around and ask me the tough questions. don't miss it.

birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: thank you. >> we're goinur questions. starting warm and increasing the heat. you ready? >> wendy: are we increasing the smoke too? >> the 40 degree question, which would you give up forever, your magazines or high heels? >> wendy: the high heels. high heels onlyast a short time. magazines i love reading about fashion, celebrities, they are portable. magazines forever. hi heels. [ cheers and applause ] >> i on the other hand will be high heels forever. here is your 60 degree question. which hot topic celebrity would you rather trapped in a room with for 24 hours. amanda bynes or lindsay lohan.

>> wendy: her things are poor choices and su and amanda that is weird. and i'm not good with weird. >> i do. i'm with you. absolutely. here is your 80 degree question. share a secret that wendy watchers might not know about ell you off the bat, i am a bargainista. i do a shopping for my family. i and buy a sandwich just to take a bite out of it and give it to someone else. i grew up -- toilet paper and tissues company.

when it comes to grocery shopping and groceries, my basket is an open basket. i throw everyth splurge. i don't care. what it costs, i'm getting it. >> i'm with you on that, absolutely. okay. here is your 100 degree question. what was your most awkward celebrity encounter? >> wendy: oprah. >> really? >> wendy: yes. okay, i was coming down the escalator, she was going up the escalator in a publishing building. i forgot what i was doing there but that is where harpo magazine was. and we were the only two people in the lobby other than security. and for them, to a tv show. and here it goes, and my blicist can me, and i said,

there's oprah, old in your stomach. and she is notweight fwir girl. and i said, hi, oprah, to it's wendy. and there were a few girls with to and they were when tody hop over and give me a how you doing. and oprah wassophisticated an about it and i was like, ha ha ha, and h people were like, ha ha, it's wendy. and my publicist was in there, and holding her stomach in. and i read that she went in to give her employees a $10,000 bonus. but oprah. >> absolute. in you have been fun in the hot seat. >> wendy: thank you for being a part of the show.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: i know, when it's your birthday, you want birthday cake. when it's my birthday, i like savory, and my choice was lobster. and joining us right now, it's one of my favorite foods and one on of my favorite tv show hosts

with food iso series headmaster -- tv's "top chef masters", curtis stone. forgive me. congratulations on the success of "top chef." so glad you're back. thank y us ho make lobster rolls. >> it's one of my favorite dishes to if you get them right. and i'm going to d in. i have a little mayonnaise and i have a bunch of different herbs. i and a few chooives. >> i like lobster with my lobster. sometimes they put a lot of celery chunks.lic just for flav you like it spicy.

>> wendy: yeah, i do to. >> and you whisk it together. to it's not too much. >> wendy: it's going to be lobstery. >> all that lobster. beautiful. you have a litt flavor. t going to overpower it. >> wendy: how is your family? >> incredible. i have a gorgeous wife. i'm >> wendy: lindsey price, you will recognize her if you see her, and hudson is almost 2? >> yeah, he is. he is growing fast. >> wendy: thank you for the lemon there. it will of lemon juice. you squeeze that in. and thead ÷ secret to a good lor roll -- >> wendy: a soft bun, first of all. >> we all like soft buns, don't we? you get a lettuce leaf and a solve bun. and the key is you line with it with lettuce. the mayonnaise and the juice. we like it soft, not soggy.

you go ahead and fill it with lobster. >> wendy: fill it up. >> happy birthday, wendy. >> wendy: what have you adorned the plate with? potatoes? >> they are like healthy french fries. i have little baby potatoes. is it delicious? >> wendy: the lemon is speaking to me. and the lobster is sweet and the buns are soft and fresh. talk about the upcoming season of "master chef". >> so "top chef masters," we have phlegm in a crazy competition. and this is season five, we have to mix it up. we thought we would take all of the cast and make them jump out of an airplane.

>> wendy: really? field and you have twove to hours to cook and you have to get in an airline and parachute out of it. and the cooks are like, and we give them an option of half hour or an hour to get there. and of course, they all jumped out. that is like threatg someone's life before you start a culinary competition. >> wendy: spe culinary and what are his eating habits. will he eat this? >> yeah will eat it. absolutely. he likes texture is allenge fo. he is develtaste. i have introduced him to sorts of ingredients from the ifferent ingredients. he eats seafood and fish. he is good. >> wendy: worry ysorry you have

a chance on to te abite. is this the real deal? >> it's your birthday, it's the real deal. curtis stone. you are getting a copy of cuis' book, all right? ef masters" onu cck out the bravo. ask wendy is next.

>> wendy: welcome back, i teamed up with my friends at ask.com for today's question and it's about the chef guest curtis stone. here's the question. what did curtis stone want to be as a child? did he want to be a star, an athlete, a fireman or an actor. tudio audience, say it loud, what do you think? i hear a lo of cs for fireman. i heard a couple rock star. okay, well, i got the answer and i will have it for you next after the break. don't miss it.ñi

>> wendy: welcome back. it's time for answer to the ask.com question. and the question the break was, what did curtis ston? the answer is "a," be a rock star. i know. i so thought it was be an actor.

a lot of people said actor. and though he is sexy now have be a rock star, i'm glad he is a chef. his food is very good. thanks very much, ask.com. and for all of your questions, go to ask.com, the number one site for answers. keep it here, we'll be right back.

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>> wendy: oh, it's not a birthday without a body roll. or a lobster roll or a ke. thank you so much. i had such a great time. thank you for watchingá)dñ toda. the staff, thank you very much. and this cake is from b cake ny. it's fabulous. tomorrow, don't miss star jones and a performance by broadway's motown. i love you for watching today and i will see you next time on wendy. bye-bye ♪

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