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we plan on doing it for at least 30 more. credit is our specialty but people are our business. maybe you're still sitting there thinking we are out of our minds. you might be saying to yourself - i've never been able to qualify for any of these great sounding car promotions before or you think those great deals are only for the few and the chosen...the people with "good" credit"...well you're not crazy...and to tell you the truth neither are we. we just know how to get the deals done - that's why we're the largest volume special credit dealer in the nation...people drive for hours and hundred of miles to shop with us. call us and give a chance...wouldn't a brand new car, truck or suv fit very nicely into your future budget at only 99 dollars per month. what are you waiting for? call us now. never an obligation, and never a charge. the call is completely free - find out more about this offer - i assure you its right for you, call now and get your instant loan approval over the phone and you'll be shopping before you know

it...call now! at my age i haven't had enough time to build up good credit. everybody turned me down. and i couldn't get financing anywhere. i was beginning to feel like that all my hopes of getting my very first brand new car were going right out the window and there was nothing i could do about it. well finally my older brother came to me with some advice and he recommended i try contacting drive for 99. so without any other real options, that's what i did. and i kid you not, for just 99 dollars, drive for 99 had me driving off that lot with the car of my dreams and it was my very first brand new car. drive for 99 really changed my life. i knew that getting sick was going to do a number on my bank account, but i had no idea what the medical bills were going to do to my credit. i still needed a car. i called during the drive for 99 event and now i get a brand new car for 99 dollars a month. thanks for getting me back on the road. you won't have to settle the car other dealers say you have to

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know their credit score add this to the fact that 3 out of every 4 car dealers are not properly equipped to deal with people with bad credit and you have a situation where you might feel that your credit score is worse than it actually is. using the system like the one described in the show puts you in a position of power and gives you the confidence you need to get the car you want, not the one the dealer wants you to take. so the two keys to credit success are number one: education, and we give you this for free at living with bad credit.com and number two: applying for credit in the right places. that's right every car and truck on our lot. 99 down or 99 a month. every van and suv. 99 down or 99 a month. 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month is all you pay, regardless of your past credit history. the auto finance network proudly presents this

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$10,000, even $15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month we will make it happen...guaranteed...but it all starts with one thing - a phone call - to us - by you...call now! every credit application will be approved - guaranteed. people who thought they would never get auto financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during the unprecedented "drive for 99". there has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again - only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. that's right if you've got 99 dollars you drive. this is an almost unimaginable offer to you for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. now is the time r you to drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month and everybody drives, regardless of past credit history.

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because during dve for 99. the auto finance network promises you three things - 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar monthly payments and guaranteed credit. stop settling...call now and drive the new car, truck, van or suv of your dreams before you know it. we've removed all of the obstacles so what are you waiting for? call us now! call now. we know how to help the credit challenged customer better than anyone in the country. here are some facts about credit you might not know. 1 in 4 credit reports contain errors. these errors are serious enough that you will be denied credit. none of this is your fault! errors are not your fault, falling on hard times are not your fault, and especially, being turned down for an auto loan is not your fault. 90% of customers with bad credit are turned down at traditional car dealerships. not with us. we approve 100% of people, 100% of the time.

have you ever seen your credit report? do you know what your credit score is? 75% of our customers didn't know what their credit score was! we know that managing your credit is difficult and we understand. we will not take advantage of you because you haven't been given information. let us handle the hard part; all you have to do is make one phone call. what information does a lender see when they pull your credit? three credit bureaus have different information on you depending on your credit history. once a lender has a credit report from one of the bureaus, there are many different scores that a lender uses depending on what you are purchasing. there are auto credit scores for people getting an auto loan, mortgage credit scores for people getting a mortgage and a different credit score if you are getting a credit card. all of this is very confusing, but we know how to sort through it and get you into a car on your terms, not theirs! last year was a record number of repossessions, if you have had a repossession,

we will help get out of that rut. so if you've got bad credit don't sweat it during the once in a lifetime "drive for 99" event. because during this event. everybody rides! i'm a first time buyer, and i work at a supermarket which means i barely make anything. everybody turned me down for a loan, i didn't know what to do. i needed a car. so then, i heard about the drive for 99 event and i couldn't believe it. i drove a way in the car of my dreams for just 99 dollars a month. thank you so much drive for 99, you really helped me out. i'm divorced, and my wife took everything including my car and my credit is ruined. so what i did is i called during the drive for 99 event and i was able to get the car i wanted and put 99 dollars down. thank you, drive for 99. well this it, our time here is up. but yours is just beginning.

i hope you realize by now you're just one short phone call away driving a car, truck, van or suv of your dreams. we urge you to pick up the phone now - with no obligation to buy - and talk to one of our friendly loan approval experts and have your instant loan approval within minutes. remember this is the one and only time we are offering our instant loan approval in conjunction with the once in a lifetime "drive for 99" event. you only live once. call now you never know what you might qualify for! call now! that's right every car and truck on our lot. 99 down or 99 a month. every van and suv. 99 down or 99 a month. 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month is all you pay, regardless of your past credit history. the auto finance network proudly presents this unprecedented offer where for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month everybody rides. this is a one of a kind event - the likes of which

this area has never seen before and may never see again! the auto finance network guarantees you three things 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar monthly payments and guaranteed credit. that's right because during "drive for 99" - "everybody rides" regardless of how severe your past credit circumstances may have been. everyone qualifies, regardless of past credit history... bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit...even if you've got upside down credit, who cares, we don't...we'll give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe. because if you've got "upside down" credit...here's our promise to you during "drive for 99" - if you owe more than you're current vehicle is worth - even if you owe $5,000, $10,000, even $15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month we

will make it happen...guaranteed... but it all starts with one thing - a phone call - to us - by you...call now! every credit application will be approved - guaranteed. people who thought they would never get auto financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during the unprecedented "drive for 99". there has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again - only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. that's right if you've got 99 dollars you drive. this is an almost unimaginable offer to you for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. now is the time for you to drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month and everybody drives, regardless of past credit history. this is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. so you must act now! this is an extremely limited time offer...

call now! there has never been a better time than now for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car they really want to drive. the car they have always imagined themselves behind the wheel of. but you must act now! call the number on your screen now and drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams tomorrow. take the first step, pick up the phone and talk to one of our friendly loan consultants. drive for 99 extends to every make, every model and every style vehicle imaginable. don't let past credit problems stop you any longer! drive for 99 is any extremely limited offer so you must act now. drive for 99 is a promotion the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. during this unprecedented promotion we've made new vehicle ownership obtainable for everyone and we mean everyone. because during drive for 99. the auto finance network promises you three things - 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar monthly payments and guaranteed credit.

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you'll also get these three bonus gifts. bonus number one: hips, buns and thighs, to slim your hips, trim your thighs, and lift your booty, so you can get back into your skinny jeans fast. bonus number 2: shaun t's results on the run fast food guide. he shows you healthy food choices, so you can still get great abs even when you're on the go. and bonus number three: shaun t's also including his amazing 6-day slimdown program. so you can you lose up to three inches off your waist in just the first six days. >> in the first six days of hip hop abs, i've lost four pounds and three inches off my waist without doing one crunch. >> announcer: you'll get all three bonuses, a $60 value, yours free. that's the entire 60-day hip hop abs system plus $60 in free bonuses for only four easy payments of $19.95. that's less than the price of one personal training session with shaun, and we're still not done. shaun t is also including four free gifts. you'll get hip-hop groove and take it to the dance floor, where you'll learn to dance like shaun t.

plus two five-minute routines when you're short on time: st minute abs and last minute buns. you can even add these to work your biggest problem areas for even crazier results. and these four gifts, a $60 value, are yours absolutelyree. get the complete hip hop abs system, including four ab-sculpting workouts, shaun's step by step nutrition guide, his hip hop abs workout calendar, plus $120 of free bonuses for only four easy payments of $19.95. but wait, order now and hip hop abs is 75% off! >> woman: say what?! >> announcer: that's right. the complete $80 hip hop abs system is only $19.95. we'll even let you try it risk-free for a full 60 days. that's right, you'll get two full months to try hip hop abs and if you don't see results like the people in this show or if you're not 100% satisfied for any reason, return it and get your money back. but check this out: you get to keep hips, buns, and thighs, results on the run, and shaun t's 6-day slimdown just for trying hip hop abs.

that's dope! we're even going to give you 24/7 v.i.p. access to shaun t live on the internet, live chats with shaun, customized meal plans, and access to a free coach and support, so you're never alone. all free at no extra charge. as if that wasn't enough, you're not gonna wait three weeks for regular delivery-- oh, no. we're even gonna upgrade your order to express delivery, so you can start your ab transformation in just three to five business days, guaranteed. another $15 value free. crazy, right? so, call now for the entire hip hop abs system, $120 in free bonuses, plus 24/7 online support, and a free upgrade to express shipping, that's a $400 value for the insane price of only $19.95. that's 75% off. >> woman: wait just a minute! you trying to tell me it's 20 bucks for all of that? how many months of $19.95? >> announcer: just one-- eight workouts for just $19.95.

>> woman: you crazy! what's the catch? >> announcer: no catch, except there's only 17 minutes left. >> woman: and i'm not gonna get charged again next month? i'm not in a subscription i gotta cancel? >> announcer: nope, you save 75% when you call or order online right now. >> woman: that's a steal, baby! [♪...] call or go online now. [♪...] >> announcer: we know how frustrated you are. that belly flab is stubborn. you spent hours in the gym, you tried every diet and cleanse, and still no six-pack. well, your luck is about to change, because in just 60 days you will lose the weight and you will get the abs! but this special offer is only available for a limited time, so you must call now. >> the problem areas that i have are really the lower part of my stomach, the love handles, the lower, um, it's a little jiggly.

...i have serious cuts. even on the side, my obliques, like... hah... chh.. doing hip hop abs, i could tell that my body was changing. my abs, they tightened, everything toned up quicker and firmer. my jeans were literally falling off of me. [laughs] i lost 19 pounds and 15 inches with hip hop abs-- unbelievable. >> so, these were the day one pants... and it's just crazy, like i said-- it's like a whole 'nother person in here. it was frustrating being 235 and knowing i had so far to go, and i started hip hop abs... it's amazing what happened. i lost 36 pounds just dancing. the fact that i was able to do dance moves and get the same effect as if i had done sit-ups and crunches just blew my mind, 'cause i was so focused on just having fun... that just was phenomenal. >> i've probably lost the same 20 pounds about 10 or 12 times. [laughs] i've done boot camp, i've done pilates, i tried yoga, and i still wasn't getting the results that i wanted. in 60 days i lost 20 pounds

and four inches off my waist. one of my friends said to me, "damn, you look hot." >> announcer: with hip hop abs, you're not just having fun dancing to great music while you're learning how to tilt, tuck, and tighten. you're actually working your upper abs, middle abs, lower abs, and obliques the entire time. and the moves are so fun and easy to learn. check this out. >> in the "kick it," you lift your foot off the ground, automatically engaging your lower abs. look, i lift my feet off and then my knees, utilizing the tilt, tuck, tighten to get a full body workout and, of course, a full ab workout. >> i feel like i need a tummy tuck. there are rolls in the front, there are rolls on the bottom, there are rolls on the side. i found back rolls too. ...when i started hip hop abs, it was just for me the start of something great. we're working on our abs, we're contracting our abs all the time. within two weeks i started seeing results with my body. i don't have the back fat anymore, i don't have the love handles. you can see my shape. i never even had

a waistline before. my hip hop abs areretty sexy. shaun t, like, he puts a smile on my face and he just-- he's so motivating. these last two months in hip hop abs, i shed the 22 pounds and the 18 inches and the five inches off my waist. it's very exciting and i felt like a dancer, you know? i feel like i could be in a beyonce video. [laughs] >> i kept saying to everybody, "oh, i just had a baby... i still have the baby pouch." and people would say to me, "oh, how old's your baby?" and i'd be like, "two!" shaun t did what i needed him to do: he motivated me, he inspired me, and above all he pushed me. and i saw results so quickly on the hip hop abs program, it motivated me to do more, and it was fun. it was dancing. it didn't feel like working out. it was in my living room with shaun t and my son dancing next to me. i wanted to do it every day. a few weeks into hip hop abs, i started to see a line up here on my abs which i have never had in my entire life. and i was like, "oh, my goodness, look, i got a line, i got a line!" 60 days on the hip hop abs program, i los21 pounds.

i went from 143 pounds to 122 pounds. after hip hop abs, i feel sexy. [laughs] >> announcer: you are so lucky you are watching this show right now, because for a limited time you can get 75% off hip hop abs when you call in the next 12 minutes. that's right-- you can get the complete $80 hip hop abs system for only $19.95. shaun t's also including his amazing 6-day slimdown that will help you lose up to three inches off your waist in just the first six days, guaranteed or your money back. >> i did the 6-day slimdown and i lost 12 pounds in week one. >> with the 6-day slimdown, i lost 4-1/2 inches off my waist and 7-1/2 pounds off my whole body, and i didn't do one sit-up. >> i have lost six pounds and 3-1/2 inches in six days. >> announcer: and we're still not done! shaun t is also including two five-minute routinesng for when you're short on time: last minute abs and last minute buns. you can even add these to work

your biggest problem areas for even crazier results. and these four gifts, a $60 value, are yours absolutely free. and you're not going to wait three weeks for regular delivery. we're even gonna upgrade your order to express delivery, so you can start your ab transformation in just three to five business day, guaranteed. another $15 value free. >> here is my personal guarantee: try my hip hop abs program for 30 days, and if you don't complete transform your abs, i want you to return it and we'll refund the full purchase price, no questions asked. just stick with me, shaun t, and you're gonna have the abs of your dreams. >> announcer: but wait... rewind! did shaun say 30 days? well, right now, during this exclusive tv offer, we're doubling shaun's guarantee. that's right, not 30 days, but a full 60 days. so you can try the entire 60-day program. this is an exclusive tv offer that won't last, so have your credit card ready and call now to get hip hop abs for only

$19.95-- that's 75% off-- plus $120 in free bonuses, a free upgrade to express delivery, and a full 60-day money-back guarantee. call or go online now. [♪...] it's time to say goodbye to sit-ups and crunches. stop wasting time with ab gizmos that don't work. it's time to start having fun while you burn off the fat and sculpt your abs without ever getting down on the floor to do a single sit-up or crunch. with hip hop abs, you'll be dancing to great music. >> but you're not just dancing, you're dancing with purpose. now i'm gonna show you how to tilt, tuck, tighten, engaging your core with every single move. let me show you the "get busy." it's a full body workout. take your feet apart. you're gonna go back, back, front, front, squeeze, obliques. do it again. tilt, tuck, tighten, using the three t's, obliques right here. one more time.

see my abs working? it's a full body workout and it's my favorite move. >> everybody in my family now knows this one, the "get busy." this one, i love this one. so, you bring your arms back, and then forward. >> you crunch in and then you twist. >> and you're just moving and tilt, tuck, and tighten. your shoulders go down and your hips go up. >> and i do it kind of sexy, like i throw a little swing in there, you know... oh! [laughs]. >> you're hitting every part of your abs. >> the front, your lower abs, your middle abs, your upper abs. >> the obliques. >> it's literally a full ab workout and it's fun. >> i had like, one, two, three stomach rolls-- i could actually bunch them together like, "why won't you go away?" i did sit-ups and crunches but my stoma wouldn't go down. my first hip hop abs workout, it was so much fun. something different than me running on the treadmill. you're really burning calories and really tightening your core. when you do the move over and over again you can really feel

that it's, it's working. i lost 25 pounds, seven inches off my waist. to finally look in the mirror and say, "you know what? i'm ready for my close-up." i'm ready for my close-up. i feel confident. i would never wear a bikini before and i have the confidence to do that now. shaun t inspired that confidence in me and he's just definitely one of a kind. i really love him. >> before hip hop abs, i was about 200 pounds. i had no energy, was very unhappy. i didn't want to go to the gym, i wanted to do something fun. and the first thought in my head when i saw hip hop abs is, "i want a flat stomach, i want to look like that, they look really good!" so, i got up in front of the tv and i started doing the "get busy." after the first couple of days, i was tightening my stomach and dancing without even realizing it. it just-- automatic, you just-- "wow, this is cool, my abs are tightening!" but shaun makes it very easy. he walks you through it step by step.

i felt like he was talking to me through the video. in the first week, i lost 12 pounds. i was beside myself. i thought, "this is working, this is great." i went from a size 18 to a size 2-- that is amazing. i have abs now, i've got obliques, i've got a six-pack, i've got a waist. one person asked me, "are you amanda bushley?" and i said, "yes, i am." he goes, "oh, my gosh, what happened to you?" and i said, "i've lost all my weight with hip hop abs." i feel sexy, i feel attractive. if you're sitting on the couch right now saying, "i can't do it," you can do it. i did it, you can do it. >> commit to me and you will succeed. are you ready? hit it! >> announcer: if you're looking to shed the fat, a way to flatten and sculpt your core and finally get those tight, sexy, toned abs of your dreams, then stop doing sit-ups. >> woman: say what?! >> announcer: and start dancing

with hip hop abs, the fun, new ab-sculpting system that takes the world's hottest dance moves and turns them into ab-sculpting, fat-burning routines, so you don't even feel like you're working out. it's designed to engage your entire core, all while you're just dancing. and nothing makes you want to get up and dance more than great music, and that's what shaun's complete ab-sculpting hip hop abs program is all about. first, shaun will teach you his secret to flat abs with his targeted training technique designed to engage your abs without getting on the floor for sit-ups or crunches. next, turn up the music and dance. you'll start burning the fat off your abs with shaun's fat burning cardio dvd, filled with hot moves set to hot music, designed to burn fat and calories fast and easy. you'll also get ab sculpt, a targeted dance workout designed to tighten and tone your upper, middle and lower abs without a single sit-up or crunch, all while you're jamming to the music. then, just when you thought

it couldn't get any better, shaun will step it up with total body burn and take your body to the next level with a mind-blowing, head-to-toe, body-sculpting workout. all you do is follow shaun's hip hop abs workout calendar. it shows you which workout to do each day. no guesswork-- just have fun dancing for maximum ab-flattening results. and to accelerate your results, shaun personally created a step-by-step nutrition guide, filled with healthy foods, meals and recipes, all designed to help you lose weight and burn inches off your waist. it gets even better! you'll also get these three bonus gifts. bonus number one: hips, buns and thighs, to slim your hips, trim your thighs, and lift your booty, so you can get back into your skinny jeans fast. bonus number 2: shaun t's results on the run fast food guide. he shows you healthy food choices, so you can still get great abs even when you're on the go. and bonus number three: shaun t's also including his amazing 6-day slimdown program.

so you can you lose up to three inches off your waist in just the first six days. >> in the first six days of hip hop abs, i've lost four pounds and three inches off my waist without doing one crunch. >> announcer: you'll get all three bonuses, a $60 value, yours free. that's the entire 60-day hip hop abs system plus $60 in free bonuses for only four easy payments of $19.95. that's less than the price of one personal training session with shaun, and we're still not done. shaun t is also including four free gifts. you'll get hip-hop groove and take it to the dance floor, where you'll learn to dance like shaun t. plus two five-minute routines when you're short on time: last minute abs and last minute buns. you can even add these to work your biggest problem areas for even crazier results. and these four gifts, a $60 value, are yours absolutely free. get the complete hip hop abs system, including four ab-sculpting workouts, shaun's step by step nutrition guide, his hip hop abs workout calendar, plus $120 of free

bonuses for only four easy payments of $19.95. but wait, order now and hip hop abs is 75% off! >> woman: say what?! >> announcer: that's right. the complete $80 hip hop abs system is only $19.95. we'll even let you try it risk-free for a full 60 days. that's right, you'll get two full months to try hip hop abs and if you don't see results like the people in this show or if you're not 100% satisfied for any reason, return it and get your money back. but check this out: you get to keep hips, buns, and thighs, results on the run, and shaun t's 6-day slimdown just for trying hip hop abs. that's dope! we're even going to give you 24/7 v.i.p. access to shaun t live on the internet, live chats with shaun, customized meal plans, and access to a free coach and support, so you're never alone. all free at no extra charge. as if that wasn't enough, you're not gonna wait three weeks for regular delivery-- oh, no. we're even gonna upgrade your order to express delivery, so you can start your ab

transformation in just three to five business days, guaranteed. another $15 value free. crazy, right? so, call now for the entire hip hop abs system, $120 in free bonuses, plus 24/7 online support, and a free upgrade to express shipping, that's a $400 value for the insane price of only $19.95. that's 75% off. >> woman: wait just a minute! you trying to tell me it's 20 bucks for all of that? how many months of $19.95? >> announcer: just one-- eight workouts for just $19.95. >> woman: you crazy! what's the catch? >> announcer: no catch, except there's only five minutes left. >> woman: and i'm not gonna get charged again next month? i'm not in a subscription i gotta cancel? >> announcer: nope, you save 75% when you call or order online right now. >> woman: that's a steal, baby! [♪...] call or go online now. [♪...]

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2 enormous trees coming from one. i believe they call that the crotch of the tree. why do you think the tree decided to do that? like each piece is taking its own path. yeah, each exploring its own destiny. but still united, right there in the crotch. how did we never notice that crotch? tommy, it's not just the crotch, you see? i mean, it's like i'm seeing everything for the first time. what are you guys doing on the roof at 3:00 in the morning? what are we doing, dick? we're living. yeah. at 3 a.m., you should be sleeping. we've been asleep for years. we're finally awake. you know, we were almost killed tonight, dick. what? that's awful! oh, no, no, no. it is so wonderful. do you remember when we first landed and everything seemed so fresh and new and alive? well, that's how we feel right now. oh, wow. look at those lights. ooh. i feel like

they're piercing my soul. oh, yeah. the flashing lights around the big liquor mart sign? lights that insist on shining even in the dark of night. directing you to buy discount liquor? ooh, whoa! i just realized something. we're all wearing shirts. how great is that? ooh, my blue looks pretty in the moonlight. but they're just shirts. we always wear shirts. remember when we were that blind? how sad. all right, here's a list of the gear you'll need for the staff retreat on mount digney. this'll be fun. are there gonna be snakes out there? if you're asking if my lawyer's coming, the answer is no. ha ha ha ha ha ha! look at this paper clip. i'm looking. this must be the most extraordinary paper clip i've ever seen. why? well, look at it.

i feel like it's piercing my soul. it's piercing your soul? yeah. why not? you know what your problem is? you take everything for granted. don't you all wish you could be like me, seeing everything for the first time? huh? well, don't you? ok, tell me what you see exactly. well, this paper clip is... an unusual-type specimen. it's gray, uh... slightly curlier than yours. oh, i'm such a fraud! i don't even like paper clips! leave me alone! tommy! tommy, listen! i've been thinking. i have spent my entire time on this planet being mean to people. all i have been doing is spreading fear. that's true. yeah. so, i have decided now i'm just gonna help people, people like these poor, miserable souls. look. that's the cast les miz.

sally, listen up. if poor folks and losers are your bag, then go out there and help 'em. follow your dream. i-i've never heard you talk like this, harry. harry? ahh... harry let other people define him. harry let other people tell harry who harry was. well, a chandelier fell on harry. harry's dead. then who are you? i'm a.j. it's nice to meet you, a.j. dick: hey, guys! hey, hey, hey, guys! i--i can't find joy in this paper clip. i'm not missing anything, am i? so little... but so much. it's beautiful. oh, god. what is it? i don't get it. what am i not seeing? alissa: hello! alissa! hey. hi! ohh...hi. oh!

did you wash your hands? oh, it's so good to see you. yeah, it's good to see you, too. i love you so much. come with me. there's a crotch i want to show you. bless you, miss sally. oh, no, chester. bless you. sally. hi, don. it's so nice to see you down here at the mission helping out. oh, well, hey, you know, it's a whole new me. i've decided i'm gonna devote my whole life to this. well, that's great, sally. how about some chicken vegetable and double crackers? it's for them. oh, of course. oh, don. thank you so much for helping out. well, you know, you do what you can. thanks. get your hands off that. come on. so, uh, you volunteering, too, harry? the name's a.j.

no, it's not. yes, it is. i know who i am. do you know who you are? i'm don. well, if you think you're don, you will be don. i know i'm don. well, there you go. what are you talking about? i'm talking about dreams, people. there is no limit to what you can accomplish in your dreams-- no boundaries, no fear. but then what happens? you wake up, and the dream is gone. it's over. now, what i'm talking about is dreaming the possible dream. yeah? what is your dream, sir? i--i always wanted to play the piano. well, who's stopping ya? you are stopping you. the only person standing between you and your dream is you. i don't have a piano. well, i don't have a piano. look at me. hasn't held me back. ok, so you weren't killed by a chandelier. what's the big deal?

well, don't you see? i mean, there are chandeliers hanging over our heads everywhere that we go in this world. there are? yeah. ok, so the chandelier can come in many forms. i mean, it could be something as horrifying as the bite of a diseased rat or as whimsical as an open manhole. i guess i just never heard that expression before. yeah, ok, but the point is that every time i see you, it could be the last time. you know, every kiss could be our last kiss. tommy, did a rat bite you? alissa strudwick... will you marry me? shut up. no. marry me. no, get up off the floor. ok, well, if we're gonna get married, you're gonna have to stop bossing me around. shut up! why does this world leave me so cold? why does it hide its beauty from me? hey!

get away from that daffodil, you stupid hummingbird! dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat. oh, that. we need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. you're holding us back, dick. why should i go? so the sunset can bore me? so a marmot can lick my oblivious face? so i can be so lost in my ennui that i fall off a cliff and--and... and nearly plummet to my... i'm in! what are you so damn excited about? i'm in! i'm going on that camping trip, and i am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me!

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for that, i thank you. a chandelier fell on harry, but who walked out? a.j. a.j. a.j. that's right. let me break it down for you, people. have any of you ever felt like a slave to your job? no. no. no. sometimes i do. come on, rico. i do. stop planting ideas in his head, harry. the name's a.j. and i don't plant ideas. the seeds are already there-- the seeds of your dreams. i just bring 'em on out into the sunshine. well, let's take you, don. you're a cop. you carry a loaded gun. yeah. but you're not superbright, now, are you? no-- wait a minute! not bright, loaded gun-- you'll be lucky if you see 30. ha. i'm way past that now. no, don! this is not who you are! this is not your life. it isn't? no. what do you know about a place called bhutan? i think they shut 'em down for serving dog.

no, rico. it's a kingdom in the himalayas. they speak tibetan and value a little thing called self-realization. would you like to realize yourself, don? well, it sounds good in theory. then go! go to bhutan! follow your destiny! i'm going to bhutan! rico! we were supposed to go to cocoa beach! rico! ♪ one bottle of beer on the wall ♪ ♪ one bottle of beer ♪ you take it down and pass it around ♪ ♪ there'll be no more bottles of beer on the wall ♪ all right. we'll head to the mountain at 8 a.m. sharp. any questions? uh, yes. as we climb, will you point out any crevasses that i might plummet into? i will! there's nothing like that here. well, i-is there a dead man's anything?

you see, i'm looking for the kind-- shut up, dick! all right, i'm turning in. oh, and a word to the wise: everybody put your food in the bear bags. this is bear country. thank you, vincent. nina: good night. good night, vincent. good night, mary. dick, what are you doing with that sandwich? vincent just said that was dangerous. well, you know what i love about bears. they'll almost kill you every time. no, dick, thwill kill you every time. they will? good night, vincent. ok, tommy, i'm really sorry. i never meant to hurt your feelings, you know. it's just that we're so young. we have plenty of time. it's all right. i mean, you can't understand where i'm coming from 'cause you haven't experienced what i've experienced, so... now, why don't you try some perfectly ordinary peanut brittle?

tommy, that's a can full of fake snakes. what are you talking abou-- it says peanut brittle right on the front. listen. [clunking] when you shake it, it sounds like there's peanut brittle inside. go ahead. all right. aah! snakes! they're gonna kill you! all right, well, what if those were real? well, i would hope you wouldn't have offered them to me. yeah, but-- but the point is that there's deadly peanut brittle out there for everybody. yeah, i know, peanut brittle and chandeliers everywhere, and that's why i have to marry you. yes! good! i'm glad you're coming around. no, thatnot what i was saying. look, i love you. don't make me cut your brake lines. ok, now you're threatening me? no! no, no. no, no, no, no. i... i just want you to be sufficiently scared so that you understand that--that... every moment of life is so precious, and--and every moment that i'm not with you, you know, it's like a moment wasted. ok.

that's really sweet. ha. so you'll marry me? no. is your harness secure? not especially. and that's the way i like it. one of the thrills of climbing is never knowing when your gear is going to crap out. dick, the other group is over there. why are we going this way? no, we're leaving the pack behind. cat's eye peak awaits. you know, the whole point of these faculty outings is not really an intense climb, more like a brisk walk followed by a nice, long happy hour. this could be dangerous. yes, but, mary, i have to perch on the teeth of death in order to stare down onto the tonsils of enlightenment. what, do you have some kind of death wish? actually, it's more of a near-death wish, but if we rule out death, i really think it undercuts the experience, you know. oh, my god. i'm climbing a mountain tied to a suicidal maniac!

help me! help me! mary! mary! please, mary! help me! help me! remember what judith said. any loud noise can cause an avalanche. [thump, dust falling] yodel-ay-ooh-hoo! oh, shh! shh! yodel-ay-ooh-hoo! hey! you burned me. sorry. here. have an extra bread. thanks for nothing. man, this is really starting to get old. hey, a.j., you know, i've always dreamed of working in the movie industry. can you help me out? uh, yeah. i'm gonna call warren beatty for you right now. a.j., tell me, how did you change your life? you know, you guys, i told this story, like, a million times already. why don't you ask one of these guys? they don't seem to be doin' nothin'. hey, sally, can i have that people when you're done with it?

uh, i'm stuck on a crossword. it's gonna be a while. oh. hey, guys. isn't it great to be alive? yeah. i feel electric. yeah. carpe freakidiem. ha ha! ha... uh, who are we kiddin'? it's over. i was just faking it so i wouldn't harsh your buzz. hi, guys. i just came to say good-bye. where you going, don? the name's not don. it's skip. and i'm going to bhutan! no way! what?! why? self-realization. oh. yeah. are you sure this is what you wanna do, don? i'm sure i spent $4,000 on a package deal. well, when are we gonna see you again? maybe never. maybe in 3 weeks. probably in 3 weeks. oh, don't be mad! i'm not mad!

dick, stop what you're doing right now! i don't care about your adrenaline high! i want to live! i want to live! you'll live like never before. imagine tasting a blueberry for the first time every time! forward! you're not taking me with you! there we go! the gaping maw of the unknown! i'm one fingerhold away from death... and thus life! hi, guys. i left the watermelon in the car. stupid. i'm coming with you. nooo!

yes! what? the answer is yes. did i ask you a question? you asked me to marry you. oh! right! wow! all right. well, um, that's super-duper there. you were just so intense. i couldn't get what you were saying out of my head, so i asked my mother, my priest, allison, kristina, and brittany, and they all said no, but--but i say yes! w-w-w-wait. you didn't listen to your mother? i mean, i don't know if i can marry a girl who doesn't listen to her mother. tommy, are you telling me you've changed your mind? no, hardly. i'm just saying that we have to carefully consider-- you've changed your mind. yeah. i'm an idiot. you know, this is why i said no twice. no, but, alissa, i-- but then i started thinking, you know, about how much i like you and how great we are together and how i'd never want to lose that. and sure, it's impulsive, but some of the greatest things you could do in life are impulsive, and, i mean, think about it, tommy,

we could wake up every morning together in each other's arms forever. god, i'm a moron! alissa, will you marry me? no! look, dick, i-- i don't care what you do. you can skydive, bungee-jump, go over niagara falls on a pogo stick for all i care. just don't drag me along. i would think you'd be a little more grateful, mary. i wanted you to share my experience. thank you. thank you for the gift of death. it's the thought that counts. if you wanna go pick flowers, pick flowers in a nice, safe park. oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. there's a train. oh, i've seen trains before. they no longer hold any excitement for me. dick! aah! [crash] ahh. ohh. m-mary, are you all right? yes. oh, my god. that train could have killed us.

we were inches away from death! look what you did to my car! but we're alive! mary, we're alive! dick, do you smell gas? yes. i feel like i'm smelling it for the first time. we're alive! nice night, isn't it? eh... great news! i blew up mary's car! now i can see life like you do, with aliveness. i'm not actually sure "aliveness" is a word. it is now. come, roll with me in the dewy scent of the night jasmine. you know, what's weird is--is you can smell it every night, you know what i'm saying? what's sally talking about, a.j.? a.j. was full of crap. heart of gold, full of crap. hey, guys, i just had another near-death experience. alissa's father found out i proposed, and he came after me with a bat.

so you can still be in my soul posse. uh, it didn't really work the second time. but look... in the distance i see the shining brilliance of the liquor mart sign. remember this moment, dick. god, i wish i could see with your clarity. can you make out if those tall boys are still on sale? "this is a tablet that i'm going to have to learn how to use." literally the flip of a switch i was logged onto our wi-fi network at home and i was off and running. [ male announcer ] now you can get a state-of-the-art kindle fire hd, built and backed by amazon, with stunning high def screen, dolby sound, ultra-fast wi-fi and access to 23 million movies, tv shows, music, apps and more -- all for much less than an ipad mini. i use it for everything. it gives you all the options with the apps

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tears. her first words about cory monteith's death. >> he was very special to me and also to the world. >> renee's all over the teen choice awards with the stars and the twerk that nearly crashed twitter. simon's escape from his baby mama drama. why cowell had a secret meeting with her fuming ex-husband and jen aniston's star-packed house party for justin and who wears the pants in gaga's relationship. maria's intimate new a-list interview with sharon stone. her dramatic movie make-under for lovelace and why she wants advice from kim kardashian. >> i wish she would give me an hour of business counseling. >> coast-to-coast "breaking bad" mania. >> secrets and spoilers from the final season. >> it all starts coming down. >> bridesmaids and pitch perfect star rebel wilson bares all about her new tv sitcom. >> it's about three hot models.

>> "extra, extra." >> welcome to "extra" at the grove. i'm mario lopez. >> and i'm maria menounos. coming up, lindsay's surprising new confession to oprah. >> first, the hits keep coming for my boy justin bieber and this time it's a naked photo scandal. justin bieber exposed, new naked pics going viral. the newest scandal in a year of melt-downs, beat-downs and breakups. what was he thinking? bieber's bits covered by a guitar, flashing a smile. that's his grandma he bum rushed. clashes with paparazzi, spitting incidents and run-ins with fans, now these nude snap shots. >> it's the truth. >> a then 18-year-old justin joking about a.j. about growing up. word is this was all in fun. biebs going naked cowboy after

waking up late for a family get-together. if he's upset about his baby mama drama, simon's not showing it. new pics of the soon-to-be father on his jet skiing getaway far away from mom, lauren silverman. cowell apparently held a top-secret summit with her husband, andrew, on his way to france. the two battling over custody of her son in her reported prenup. the custody battle between usher and his ex-wife has been going along longer than anyone new. >> and it all exploded friday. usher had been asking a judge to lower child support payments even before his son's scary pool incident. >> tameka foster posted this photo of little usher v in his hospital bed. it looks like he's getting better. it's good to see this, lindsay lohan all smiles, undergoing retail therapy in l.a. this weekend.

>> looking no so happy in this new promo for oprah's exclusive sit-down. >> i'm my own worst enemy. >> that airs sunday. this pic trending all weekend, lindsay's in shaq's arms after the two run into each other. the superstar telling "extra" about the moment. >> every time she gets made up, she's beautiful, but if she wasn't made up, she's still kinda hot. >> renee's joining me now, and the usually wild teen choice awards got serious last night when lea michele accepted her award. she was very emotional. she dedicated it to her late boyfriend, cory monteith. >> i don't think there was a dry eye in the house. it was her first time talking about cory passed and obviously she's still having a difficult time. a surprise appearance, a tearful tribute. lea michele returning to the spotlight. >> i wanted to dedicate this award to cory. >> lea, honoring her boyfriend and "glee" co-star cory monteith

two days before the one-month anniversary of his shocking death. >> for all of you out there who loves and admired cory as much as i did, i promise that with your love we're going to get through this together. >> with her cast behind her, an emotional lea delivering a heartfelt tribute. >> we were very lucky to witness his incredible talent, his handsome smile and beautiful, beautiful heart. >> the "glee" cast picked up choice tv comedy. on the blue carpet,nia rivera. >> how's everyone doing on set? >> it feels heavy and like something is missing but we're a big family and we lean on each other. >> darren criss hosting the big show, which focused on fun moments and big stars like sandra bullock and ashton kutcher, the fan's ultimate choice, sharing his "been there, done that" life lessons. >> to build a life, don't live one, build one. >> miley cyrus twerking her way on to the stage to accept choice

from her song "we can't stop." >> thank you so much! >> and having a party on the carpet. miley and fiance liam hemsworth, both in the house, opting not to be photographed with each other. instead, miley posting with her bad and harry styles. the night's most ear shattering dreams making fans' dreams come true and full surf boards. >> harry styles from one-d also got in on the twerking action during the awards. >> harry's moves lasted three seconds but caused a twitter meltdown. he was getting 40,000 tweets a minute. you got any twerking skills? >> men don't twerk but i heard you got twerking skills. >> no, no, you can twerk. >> men don't twerk!

but i will talk about kim and kanye. that have confirmed that pictures of baby north are not for sale. >> i can confirm that because i visited with them last weekend and they're doing great and they don't want it. >> who does the baby look like, kim or kanye? >> i'm not going to say. >> come on! another photo everyone is waiting for is jennifer aniston's wedding. there was a rumor it might have happened this past weekend. that's the kind of gossip when half of hollywood shows up at your mansion but it was just a get-together for justin theroux's 42nd birthday. >> sometimes when people say they're having a birthday party, they're just having a birthday party. >> they had everyone -- ellen and portia, don cheadle and kristen bell. we got to talk about the lady gaga pics because we can't show them to you. >> she showed up at the charteau

marmont in a sheer and i mean sheer sequined jumpsuit with a bra and thong underneath. >> go for it, gaga. >> this is how you ride in style. >> johnson, jay z and blue ivy rolling out to the hamptons in their rolls royce convertible. >> you know the carter family as to roll out big-time. check out these pics of alec and hilaria baldwin hanging out with gwyneth paltrow at the author's night for the east hampton library. hilaria, how are you feeling? >> feeling good but ready for the baby to come. >> our baby boom at "extra" continues because our own a.j. calloway just had his baby this morning. >> so happy for you, man. congratulations, a.j. amy bell calloway, great name. healthy, beautiful, welcome to he club. sharon stone's new movie, "lovelace" rolled into theaters

and sharon is almost unrecognizable as amanda seyfried's mom. >> she's an award winning actress lending her talents to a worthy cause. with me, sharon stone, we're celebrating. sexy sharon with so much to celebrate, loving the reaction to her glammed down role in "lovelace." >> you had a crazy, amazing transformation. >> i transformed myself to come here today. this is a big transformation right here, people. >> oh, no. >> her famous blonde locks hidden under a brown wig to play amanda seyfried's mother. >> i heard you felt maternal to amanda. >> of course. >> at home, proudly showing off her 13-year-old at the fendi store opening in paris. >> it was the first time that he saw his mom was sharon stone the movie star. he thought it was hilarious. >> really? >> he's like, mom, you're so fun!

>> mom, not just fun, but uber smart with a genius level i.q. but guess who she thinks is just as brainy. >> she's not one of the best business people out there because she's not a smart cookie. i wish she would give me an hour of counseling. >> sharon making raising money for aids research her business. >> in the beginning when we didn't know what aids was, i put on a hazmat suit and looked at aids under a microscope. >> i remember seeing you in action in cannes. >> we rose $34 million in one night and we had a cure to a child in atlanta and we feel like we're getting closer to victory here. >> our journey started at the hair salon yesterday. our hair looks gorgeous. >> as does yours. >> thank you. >> watch the fabulous and gorgeous sharon stone in "lovelace" in theaters now. >> up next, rihanna's secret "breaking bad" obsession

exposed. "extra's" breaking down the final season burning questions. >> tread lightly. >> she's a punch in the throat. >> orange is the new black. it's summer's girls behind bars surprise hit. how far did the stars push it to research their roles? >> that was so scary. >> plus -- >> i'm jennifer lawrence and you're at my "vogue" shoot. >> the all-new video coming up. >> "extra" brought to you by l'oreal paris because you're orth it.

>> coming up, bares it all for new york magazine and scandal ersus revenge. >> you seem extra happy today. i'm assuming because "breaking bad" came back last night? >> it's such a good show, i love it. i retweeted a line from last night's episode, tread lightly, and it's been retweeted 12,000 times. >> may be your best course would be to tread lightly. >> after 54 nail-biting, cat-and-mouse, will he or won't he be found out episodes, it all came down to this garage confrontation and super awkward family moments. d.e.a. agent hank discovers walter is the drug kingpin he's been after since season one. stars bryan cranston, arron paul

and anna gunn warning "extra," this is just a taste of what's to come. >> a full tilt, downhill, arms in the air screaming ride. >> the walls start crumbling and everything starts exploding. >> just a punch in the throat constantly. >> did it surprise you? >> i think it's actually smart of the writers to finally deliver this moment to us. finally there's the payoff. >> so many celebrities are big fans of the show. >> rihanna was tweeting about it. >> i've never seen facebook blowing up as much as it was last night for the show. >> we have a preview of how it ends, machine gun in the car, his house abandoned. but who is he running from? the law or the people from the drug business? let me know what you think on our facebook page. >> the other big show everyone's talking about right now, "orange is the new black" about two beautiful women that end up behind bars. this one is going on my must-watch list. we were with the stars in new

york. "orange is the new black" the new netflix original series stuck in the slammer. >> we pushed the envelope in so many ways. >> taylor schilling and laura prepon star as ex-lovers in the comedy. based on the memoir of a blonde beauty who finds herself behind bars, the show's stars got locked up. >> we did a haunted house in the prison where the inmates get zombie'd out and reach through the bars at you. >> it was incredible to see how closely our sets resembled what the reality of the situation was. >> you called my food disgusting. you're getting stars! >> you can get your fill of all 13 episodes. >> netflix is on to something and it's cool to be at the forefront.

>> streaming on netflix.com. >> coming up, "scandal" versus "revenge." abc's smash hits and "extra's" plot twist-o-meter. and, rebel wilson super fun night cast dishing a juicy ecret. plus, angelina jolie's fan surprise and what she reveals about her scary movie. >> "extra's" like no other show on television. >> that's so crazy! >> the energy here is amazing. >> hello! >> it's always an adventure. >> it pays to be an "extra" friend big-time. we've given away over $1 million orth of surprises. >> thank you, "extra." >> every day you can win something sweet at extratv.com. grab your computer and log [ male announcer ] now you can get a kindle fire hd,

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>> a little riddle for you, what has "revenge," "scandal" and of a rebel? >> no idea. >> abc's hot new fall lineup. we have the details. >> "revenge," "scandal" and so much betrayal. it's all happening this fall on abc. >> huge things. >> like huge "destroy the graysons once and for all" kind of things on "revenge." >> we've opened up the season with a lot of energy. >> emily revealing her feelings about the three hunks in her life. >> the things she's done leading me to think that her and aden are meant to be together. >> the oval office shifting into damage control on "scandal," olivia outed as the president's mistress. jake thrown into a torture pit. no stopping denise richard's breakout hit, "twisted."

>> it's sexy, it's edgy. >> accused of murder. >> the cliff hanger is a shocker. >> cheating spouses spicing up "betrayal." and he's out of control for the first time in his life. >> great news for fans of rebel ilson. >> it's a fun night, about three hot models. >> actually, more like three socially awkward friends who haven't gone out since prom. only one thing could bring rebel from the big screen to the tv. >> she loves money, she told us. >> i love money. i did, actually, tell you guys that, and that was in confidence. and i just told "extra" about it. >> now, "extra's" told you what's on the tube this fall. >> lake bell is just going for it on the cover of "new york

magazine's" fall fashion issue. >> she's covered in nothing but body makeup, but she looks amazing and speaking of makeup, ngelina jolie is talking about hers in her new film and why it has kids running the other way. >> angelina jolie's evil surprise. >> angelina jolie. >> angie in her signature black dishing to fans at disney how her scary costume for the evil queen maleficent would scare kids on set. >> they'd scream and run off and one little kid even said, "mommy, please tell the mean witch to stop talking to me." >> katy perry's bubblegum pop star days dead and buried. killing off her old image for her new single "roar" and spending time with fans in new ork.

>> i'm jennifer lawrence. >> red-hot "hunger games" star jennifer lawrence striking a pose, showing off a sexy new ook. >> you're at my "vogue" shoot. >> "extra" behind the scenes for jennifer's first "vogue" shoot. numbers to remember for sean penn, 52, his age, and six, as in a six pack. brand new pics of the star on a shirtless ibiza getaway with his girlfriend cristina piaget. summer's biggest fashion trend is all about shorts and i see you're rocking some short shorts right now. >> i happen to be, yes. they are on trend, mario. to be exact, short shorts are on trend and not just for the beach as you'll see in tonight's l'oreal paris wow cam. who wears short shorts? the short answer, everyone, and the design lab showing three hot looks at emphatic at fred segal's, a what to wear how-to. >> this is our office meeting look. the knee raiser paired with the blazer. that makes the whole look sophisticated.

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>> today on "tmz" -- >> so prince harry has some competition in the naked department. justin bieber stripped down but not for a bunch of hot chicks.

where's grandma? >> why are you getting naked and speaking to your grandma. >> it's funny. >> she does not want to see your man dong. [laughter] >> selma blair. got her at the grove. she's there with her son arthur. she whips out a boob and starts breastfeeding. arthur is 2. >> when the kid starts asking for the boob s. he too old? >> when the kid has a cookie and try be to dip it into the breast. [laughter] >> scott disick posted a photo of himself on instagram with himself and the whole family. >> what is this called again? >> last supper. >> the power of christ compels you! >> we have to hold kris humphries ex sex tape. it's not the best sex tape i have seen. >> remember, this is the same woman called chewbacca in the meeting. >> i would rather see a chewbacca sex tape. >> that would be fun. >> he comes out and is like, i shaved for you.

[laughter] >> "tmz" riddle time, what is long, hard, naked and likes to play with itself? >> justin beesh just butt-ass naked with nothing more than a guitar. it's buck naked. >> can it be butt naked too? it could be butt naked. >> you're right. it could be buck butt ass. it's not buck ass. >> whatever! butt naked when he performs a salacious serenade to his grandma! oh, this is getting weirder. >> these were shot last year at his grandmom's house in toronto. he was there for thanksgiving. >> thanksgiving, a time for food, family and flashing your anybodylets to grandma. >> apparently he slept in. everyone starts making noise. family, friends. he gets up late. decides to play a joke on everyone. >> hilarity ensues. >> i got to give it to him on this one. funny. >> why are you getting naked and

speaking to your grandma? >> naked! it's funny. >> it's cute. he's so cute naked! >> it's a little weird. >> you're making a lot of sense. >> ok, ok. we change the scenario wiseguy. what if kate upton goes to her grand month and opens the door and she's naked with a guitar. >> weird! an god, not even passing excuse to see kate upton naked test! >> i don't want to see grandma accidentally seeing my dong. >> "tmz," we don't want our 0 grandmother seeing our dong. >> she does not want to see a mature man dong. >> got it. thanks gentle reference to kate upton. bang, bang, boing, bang! >> how are you doing, bro? >> we have josh duhamel at l.a.x. it was announced recently fergie and josh are expecting a baby boy. we say to him, having a girl terrifies me. >> were you kind of relieved when found out you were having a

boy? >> i always wanted a boy. i think it's gointo be -- someone i know. >> like you're having a little girl, right? >> freaks me out. scary, dude. >> you're having a little girl, aren't you?s0 supposed to be a little more excitement, gary. >> i don't know what want me to say. i'm excited for the guys to come over to the house. >> the best line from larry in the kitchen when he found out as we having a girl. oh, congratulations you're having a girl, gary. just hope she doesn't get my looks. [laughter] >> don't tell me you haven't thought about that. >> oh, dude. >> when my daughter comes out sherks better look like her mom or we're going to have problems. >> you don't want a girl with i goatee. shhea to learn how to play softball, dude. >> teach her how to play field hockey. >> oh, women! [laughter] >> i think you're going to do a great job, man. thanks a lot. >> listen up, single ladies.

are you looking for an out-- -shape, mostly unemployed former backup dancer who has five kids by three different women? well, keep looking because k-fed is officially off the market! >> kevin federline got married! k-fed, dude! >> i know! >> wow, somne's excited. but yes, k-fed tied the knot with his third baby mama and girlfriend in five years victoria prince in chaffs surely a romantic ceremony at the hard rock hotel in vegas. >> there wasn't a lot of people. few family and friends. wasn't a big deal. got their marriage license in vegas and did it. >> big muzzle tov is in order because -- >> as of now it's lasted longer then britney spears' las vegas marriage. >> right, 55-hour plane with jason alexander. so many memories. but back 0 k-fed. if he and victoria made it past the crucial 5-hour mark, they must really be committed, to

living off britney's money. >> what is he doing to make some? >> i think he lives off child support. >> maybe she's supporting him, victoria. >> what does she do? >> she's a volleyball coach. >> there goes that. >> what are you laughing at? >> coaches don't make a lot of money. >> body and ax spray don't come cheap. maybe they do. >> maybe she's happy. >> why not? k-fed's got a great rack. good luck, you craze yids! no, we meant k-fed's actual kid, good luck, seriously. >> how are you doing? >> we have vince, the shlamar guy. this is interesting. he's an ex-scientologist. i was a scientologist way back in 1982. lived in early 2000's. >> we talked about leah remini. >> i was wondering what you thought about leah remini leaving the church? zi hi it's pretty bravement >> brave, right? >> yeah. >> we started talking about scientology, get vezz uncomfortable. not like he usually is, you

know. >> you think she's a hero? really? >> i don't think too much. >> you don't think too much? >> otherwise, it would be something different, you know. >> that's the problem with this church. just can't leave that church. >> they try to get mike when he went there. >> i went there to meet with someone because i knew about tom cruise having suri. they have a restaurant in the celebrity center. so i walked in. what do you want, mike? i said ice tea. so i start drinking it. best ice tea i have ever had! [laughter] that was six years ago. i'm telling you, i still think about that ice tea, dude. >> somebody told me too that place has the best buffet. >> that would have got me right there. i would be like, i'm in! [laughter] >> thank you very much, man. >> that's former "anger management" star selma blair with her beautiful son arthur on the trolley at the grove and -- oh, dear god, is that a boobie! and e whips out a boob

starts breastfeeding. on the trolley in front of everyone. >> trolley boob. >> yes, trolley boob. the san francisco teeth! but is breastfeeding a public right or a pble wrong? "tmz" in-breast-gates. >> she's trying to send a message. >> true, some guys are ok with it. hell, some are even into it. >> my cousin had a baby. i was watching her breastfeed for a couple bucks. i will tell you, ladies, that's amazing. >> some people are against public breastfeeding. >> last week at a chick-fil-a, a woman was asked to stop breastfeeding her 5-month-old in the restaurant. >> chick-fil-a against aboobs and gay marriage. what the hell are you guys into? anyway, they went back and staged a nurse-in and selma perhaps showing her support by public breastfeeding. >> not only maximizing viewership on the trolley so everyone in the entire grove can see. >> there's only one way to settle this -- a website poll!

we asked you guys if public breastfeeding is ok and 56% of you said yes. so, ladies and selma, feel free to go half girls gone wild on public transportation. >> we could have her breastfeed on the "tmz" bus. i'm serious, we will do breastfeeding charter. >> "tmz" tour, it's a meal and wheels. thanks, selma's boob! > so we got a special screener of the mileo sex tape. >> oh, god. >> i feel bad saying this. it's not the best sex tape i have ever seen. >> really? >> yeah. >> i don't know. it's like one of the one where's you look at the picture and you're like you don't want to look clicking it's like -- >> do you know whose fault this is again? chad's fault. >> just like kim. found kim. found the shot of kim's ass years and years ago. >> yes, you do. remember this is the same woman

called chewbacca that day in the meeting. first time we saw miles on the beach with kris humphries. >> oh, right! >> who does she look like? >> chewbacca. >> how how many months late later she has a sex tape. >> i would rather see a chewbacca sex tape. that would be at least -- >> yeah, that would be fun. >> how many amazing sounds would chewbacca make during a porno, dude? [laughter] >> comes out, he's like i shaved for you. [laughter] > coming up --

>> coming up -- >> mike dee from the beastie boys. >> do you think broadway is ready for a

>> "tmz" art history mystery presents, the kardashian code.

♪ amen >> and what the hell? >> scott disick posted a photo on instagram over the weekend, himself and the whole family -- >> what the hell is this called again? >> the last supper. >> the last supper. >> oh, my god! >> who painted it? >> michelangelo? >> no, leonardo. not the turtle, the guy. got it? cool. anyway, analysis. we have got featured prominently in the place of jesus christ. to his right baby mama kourtney kardashian super-imposed over the image of -- >> that's better. >> no, kim is second from the left. kidding! but seated next to her -- >> he added kris humphries in there. >> that's the best part of the whole picture! >> no, no, no. the best part of the whole picture is that he didn't make kris humphries judas. he made kendall jenner jewish.

>> one of us amongst us has already betrayed me in night. >> who, who, who can it be? >> judas! want a beverage! >> i don't they he knew. >> he knew what he was doing. >> why do you suppose kendall's judas? >> she will steal it from kim. >> interesting, rather byzantine move from scott disick. >> he didn't make it? >> no, he didn't make it. >> she did everything. >> why are you ruining this? >> i'm just saying i don't believe scott disick knows how to instagram. >> i had so much fun sunday. i researched it and went wait that's judith and kendall. i was so excited about it. >> that's what you did a whole sunday for you?s0 >> sounds like a party! thanks thanks, scott and kendall and thank you, kris! >> i like painting! >> ok. >> hey, miss winfrey clm >> oprah on the vegan food. >> may i say -- have you been to

this restaurant? >> not yet. we're going to come. >> this is the best, best vegan food you ever had in your life. >> is this the place on melrose? >> down around crossroads. >> i have never been there but i heard it's good. >> loving it. all soyed out. >> soyed out. >> big boobs. >> if you're smoking weed and eating a bunch of vegan food, watch out. >> what? >> men breast too. t.h.g. of chemicals. >> an lidgic, gary. >> i looked at peter. [laughter] >> yet another thing to worry about. >> yeah. [laughter] >> thank you, miss winfrey. >> thank you, oprah! >> and now sean penn, 31 years after "fast times at ridgemont high," -- >> where the birthday party here? >> re-creates the famous scene! see, he's not wearing a shirt. rt of like here, wearing

jeans! >> he's jacked. >> how jacked? >> i would say more jacked then he's ever been. >> that's a fact, jack! >> we put up a photo of him back in '82 when he was 21. >> and 52-year-old sean is way more ripped. it's a testament to hard work, healthy eating and -- >> growth hormones. growth hormones. >> hey, we don't know that. we can only hope so we don't have to actually exercise. >> why do you guys think any man is in shape is cheating. >> sean penn is also smells like a chimney so i don't think of him as a big workout guy. >> yeah. he can't smoke like he does and exercise enough to get that bod. >> i don't move ever. and i drink like a [bleep]. and i'm in great shape. >> by great shape, he means alive. anyway, back to the matter at hand. who would you rather, saun pen now or then? and 72% say you want sean now!

congrats, sean. ut take a bow. >> you should not drive! >> classic! >> we have mike d from the beastie boys. we say do you think broadway is ready for a hip-hop musical? >> only if laurence fishburne was involved. >> really? >> that's the only way. >> hip-hop-ra. >> what makes him the standard on that? >> r-kel's in there too. r-kelly and laurence fishburne. combined. combine forces on it. >> r kelly musical? ♪ i'm singing in the rain [laughter] it's a pisser! >> hime a ge fan. thank you. >> coming up -- >> stephenie meyers, author of "twilight." we say do you have any suggestions how to cast "50

shades of grey." she's like no, i haven't read it. >> she had to have read it. >> she's hard-core mormon. >> they will read it through a hole on the sheet.

>> taylor swift out paddle boarding. >> would i not tell taylor swift those bikini bottoms are not

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>> the "tmz" tour new york city! >> we're taking you to all of the places where we have broken big celebrity news. >> our state of the art bus will take you where the celebrities live. where they shop, where they eat. >> where they play, where they drk. >> and where they drink more. cruise through hot spots like times square, chelsea, tribeca, the meat packing district and the lindsay lohan terror zone! or tickets go to tmztour nyc.com. >> this is a real show where we put on and it's a show where every seat is great. >> all aboard the "tmz" tour new york city. >> how are you doing? >> attention. girls and emotionally stunted adult! that's stephenie meyers, "twilight" author, gazillion air and woman who buys the first

thought -- war of the best-selling lady authors who books primarily appeal to a female demographic! we really need a better title. anyway, stephenie meyers. >> we ask her an appropriate question. >> do you have any suggestion for e.l. james how to cast for "50 shades of grey "snoose >> obviously "twilight" was such a huge success in the movies. >> and "50 shades" is like "twilight" but instead of dracula and werewolfs, full body dominatrix suits. breathing is fun. what do you say? >> any suggestions for e.l. james how to comfort "50 shades of grey"? >> no, i haven't read it. >> she had to have read it. >> why? >> chicks are competitive. >> god, he knows women. please tell us more 0. >> if you're sanger gone to the top of the charts and all of a sudden somebody else goes to the top of the church, want to know what they're song is like. >> you think pavarotti listens to like katey pry? >> not anymore. he's dead. >> that's how you get away from

katy perry. anyway, read "50 shades of grey" stephenie meyers. if you don't, you're slapping e.j. james in the face. which you probably would enjoy because if you read her book, you would know she's a -- seriously, thank, guys and nipple plants -- we better stop. unless you want us to keep going. thanks, stephenie meyer. >> coming up -- >> nicole andrews in the new movie "loveless." we asked if she would accept a drink from a guy at the bar. she said maybe some would slip something in it. >> that happens. i have been roofied. >> why were yoyou roofied? >> because i have jerk-off friends. [ jessica ] so i opened the box and i said to myself,

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>> i'm -- >> we have nicole andrews. she's in the new movie "loveless." >> if you're at a bar, right and a guy sent you a drink from the bartender, ok, would you accept the drink? >> she goes oh, you mean because somebody might have slipped something in it? >> if there's a roofie in the drink? i would be like is there a roofie? and they would be like of course not. >> can you not buy someone a

drink? >> as long as you can see who's pouring it. >> it happens. i have been roofied. >> wait y were you roofied? >> why? because i have jerkoff friends in a fraternity who think it's funny to mess with people. >> are you serious? they roofied dudes in your frat? >> as a joke. we're all hanging out on a tuesday night. >> as a joke. whatever. it's a joke. you wake up next to him and like -- got you! [laughter] >> you need a drink.

captions paid for by the fox broadcasting company hey, everybody, welcome to "dish nation." i'm ricky smiley right here in atlanta. i want you to give a big welcome, show your love to brooke and jubal in seattle. >> what's up? >> hey, rickey. today's all about the teams. two hot starts from parks and rec making out. >> tell me it was donnie and ron swanson. >> it's almost that sexy. almost.

>> all right. appreciate that, brooke and jubal. everybody, i want you to welcome dallas to the show! what's up! the beautiful and sexy kelly raspberry. w oprah shut down. this started an international incident. >> this is probably going to blow your mind. britney spears is going into the meatball business. >> makes sense to me. >> have you heard about the new east coast-west coast rivalry? the kardashians versus the obamas. cris j kris jenner is firing back. >> shaq, lindsay lohan. is that a recipe for disaster? >> they would be the best celebrity couple name. >> shohan. kim kardashian and kanye west.

>> this is sweet 16. one of the biggest birthday parties you have. and they didn't even show up. >> let's see what's going on in dallas. >> k-fed got hitched. kevin federline went to the hard rock hotel and he eloped with his baby mama victoria prince. >> she's actually a very, very pretty girl. >> yeah. he proposed on monday and got married on tuesday. >> did he do the elvis thing? >> obviously. >> what's weird is britney is starting her biggest show. since she's there she thought she might as well start a lucrative business on the side. i don't know how lucrative this will be. the meatball industry. >> i love meatballs. >> i thought the only [ bleep ] were cheese puffs. >> they're known for having six different types of meatballs.

she's going to have some of her own, i suppose. >> i love it. >> yeah, but what's she going to name them? >> toxic? >> you can't -- >> not a good one. >> nothing comes out when you say the name. like -- >> she doesn't lip siync her meatballs out. >> give me, give me pauballs. >> that was awkward. that was really uncomfortable. >> that's not going to make your christmas tape. kris jenner is firing back at president obama. we covered the story where president obama basically dissed kim and kanye, talking about the american dream, basically saying young kids look up to kim and kanye. people are going around saying they needed 10,000-square foot house. kris jenner has fired back.

take a look at this. >> i bet thene&z president hire some fr foot houses and you probably wouldn't mind going out there, mr. president, while they were asked to have a party for you while you were campaigning for, you know, dollars to run for president. >> so i wonder how kim kardashian thought about her mom defending them. yeah, mom. or do you think she was like, ah. >> kim kardashian is one of the hardest working young ladies in the world. she never works, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she's got. >> she slipped up and told a big lie. kim kardashian was the hardest working woman in the world. but she's not. are we forgetting about oprah? she works harder than kim kardashian. >> and she just laid there. >> oh! >> no work.

>> her job affords her to live in a 10,000 square foot house. i think, if i'm not mistaken, mr. president's job affords him to live in a'j.ñ 55,000 square house. >> i like that she points out he's living in the white house. when he didn't actually buy the white house.gnn4jddq rqrj just there for a few years. >> like a squatter, you're saying. >> exactly. >> kris is just a little delusional here. kim kardashian was born rich. she was born into a 10,000 square foot house. >> mm-hmm. >> and then she got famous. but she already had the rich going. there was no work that came into just being born into that home. what did kim do if she's the hardest working woman in the whole world? >> it takes a lot of work to tweet that many selfies during the day. >> and take shots of your boobs? look at my new haircut.

>> instagram is just back-breaking. well, switzerland was 7with oprah.ntil they made war you do not mess with oprah. apparently oprah was in zurich. went to a pricey boutique. the handbag she wanted to see was a $38,000 handbag. >> it did nothing for oprah, though. >> seriously. >> the sales clerk wouldn't show it to her. >> let's see. i didn't have my eyelashes on. but i was in full oprah winfrey gear. and she says to me, no, no, no, you don't want to see that one, you want to see this one, because that one costs too much. you would not be able to afford that. much. you're probably right. i can't afford it. i walked out the store. >> how dare she disrespect the oprah like that. >> oprah's saying it's because

of racism, and that she was racially profiled because they don't know who she is in zurich. now, it could also be because she wasn't wearing her fake eyelashes. >> yeah. she said that's part of it. but she was still in full oprah gear, whatever that means. i'm picture in a shirt that says, i'm opraoprah, bitch. >> switzerland is trying to stay neutral by apologizing. we're very sorry for what happened to her, of course, because we think all of our guests and clients should be treated respectfully, in a professional way. >> how awesome is that you can get a whole country to apologize to you. >> because if anybody can cause a downfall of tourism, it would be oprah. >> i think oprah made this story up, just to see if she could get a whole country to say sorry. >> the bag was $38,500 bag.

>> for a damn purse? i wouldn't give a damn, you could get a crocodile, a real crocodile for cheaper than $38,000. go to louisiana, get you a damn chicken, and hang it on a tree by the lake, and put a hook in there, and the crocodile's going to come and chomp on it. get the crocodile and go get you a cheap purse. take the crocodile skin and cut it out and stitch it up, and put thompson's water seal on it. >> she say, oh, i can't fire her because, quote, she's a great pern. >> you hear that all the time. why did you go in there knowing you didn't want to buy a bag? >> i want to see if i could go to the knockoff place and get one just like it. i know what i'm doing. time to "caption this" brought to you by novation, the

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the key choice awards were on last night. celebrities made some good and questionable fashion choices. take a look at one direction. >> i like how harry styles is helping himself, he looks like brokeback mountain in this picture. >> where is miley cyrus' mother? who allows her to show up wearing this. >> when your mother is technically the help, she doesn't say much. when you give your mom an allowance, you decide what you wear. >> she's sort of fully clothed in a wet suit preparing to get the surf board. >> it would have been like a wet suit. >> a lot of leather with a mullet-like hair do. >> she looks like david bowie. >> how about selena gomez. >> she's of age.

older and looking hotter every single day. >> yeah. >> because you get the weird eyes and the low voice, and the -- how about selena gomez. >> that's not all, i guess. >> come on. >> one of the biggest winners at last night's teen choice awards was ashton kutcher. he was given the ultimate choice award. >> ultimate choice? it seems like they just make up a word sometimes. >> ashton's speech was about four minutes long and he was mostly trying to promote his upcoming movie based on the life of steve jobs. why do you ask? >> why. >> because he said the word jobs at least 13 times. >> when i was 13, i had my first job, and then i got a job, and then egot a job -- i was just lucky to have a job. and every job i had was a stepping stone to my next job. and i never quit my job until i had %÷'w next job. job, steve jobs. and steve jobs, said, get a job. >> when is that music going top come in?

whether it's jaws, like -- you know, your time is over. the attention span of a teenager is like that anyway. what was he doing? >> i like he's trying to be motivational. >> i am now a motivational speaker and i'm going to teach our youth how to make the world a better place. then he added something sexy at the end. >> the sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. and being generous. everything else is crap. >> ashton's career started as an underwear model, right? >> right. >> so that's not smart. >> ashton was telling us, don't buy what people are selling. but he's trying to sell us cameras every 20 minutes with a nikon commercial. >> hey, man, did you get that shot? >> once you buy toyota rav 4.

lindsay lohan is roaming the she got the one-only with the shaquille o'neal. shaq attack love. such a gentleman. what a gift after a good cycle. the cool thing is like, this is the only pickup game shaquille o'neal should be doing these days. you know, with the gold bonded knees? >> shaq coming back to the house? >> and gave her the real shaq attack? could be a single now. >>boom shaq a lacka lacka. >> celebrating her 16th birthday with her entire family but no kim or kanye. with her entire family but n she was with northwest and they couldn't find a babysitter. >> they got stuck on a flight on northwest and didn't know they could fly delta. vince vaughn, welcomes the son. and her name is vernon lindsey vaughn.

>> you're already making fun of the baby. really? >> it's not a girl's name. lindsey vaughn. he named her after the olympic skier that's dating tiger woods now. >> well, maybe he wanted to have a gold digger in his family. i don't know. >> i don't know a lot of vernons under the age of 90. >> she's getting screwed on two levels. >> are celebrities just wanting their kids to get tortured in school? >> vernon and then a school's name. my name is jubal. >> you screwed up. >> your middle name is samantha. so that makes it really awkward. >> mily cyrus and liam hensworth walk the red carpet. >> they look so happy. look at their smiles plastered on their faces. >> he looks like he wants to be anywhere but by her side. he was trying to run away the whole time. >> he looks on the edge. like a parent who takes their

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>> who do you think this is? let us know on "dish nation." this is my favorite show of all-time. >> explain this to me. i have never seen one episode. >> what? >> it was like that with me until i finally started watching. now i get why she gets so upset. it took me from step one. >> that's going to take way too long. >> okay. >> all right. you need to pretend to be cool in this situation, like you pretend to be black. so you need to learn hip lingo when your friends are having "breaking bad" conversations. you've just got to be like, oh, yeah, you remember that end wit( gus? >> mm-hmm. >> last night's episode is walt gets discovered. >> you know what? it's not my fault you're a year behind. >>4÷ oh! >> you know what you need to do? quote from last night, tread lightly. >> tread lightly. >> which is scary,m.p because w has turned from this nice guy to just no more or less, killing everyone. >> he's a killer?

>> hizenberg is his altar ego. you're in a conversation, you're like, when he turned into hizenberg. just bly some blue rock candy and carry it around. >> you have to explain. >> i've never done this, shockingly. i don't know. i don't have all the -- actually -- well, guys, it was a night of epic failure last night on the teen choice awards. they tried to set a record for the most people twerking at one time at the end of the award show. and maybe 30% of e people in the audience stood up and 10% were like, you broke no records. >> i'm setting a new world record! >> no! nobody twerked. you saw old white ladies standing and clapping their hands. >> technically we have more people in this am room that can set a record for twerking. >> i'm not going to allow it, though. i'm going to save y'all's

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[ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: yeah. thanks for watching. hello, my friends! thank you for being here today. how you doin'? it's pouring out, but it's sunny inside. we've got a great show for you. kanye west and tiger woods making news for their bad behavior at the met gala. plus, another celebrity got sent packing last night on "dancing with the stars." and miley cyrus, is she the hottest woman in the world? let's talk about it. it's time for "hot topics."

[ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: thank you. yeah. how you doin'? have a seat. i'm sorry. well, i can see when you get that confused. i want to send love to everybody at my book signing last night. tonight i'll be signing books in brooklyn! and, you know, i was reading some comments on my facebook page, and a lot of people were saying, wendy, book snings are so 1990s. people buy books now online and don't come out to book signings. yes, they do, but i do understand what you're saying. the art of buying a book at a bookstore and waiting and having it signed is gone. i do agree. but when you come to a wendy book signing, i give you a

little something extra, because we are up close and personal. and then i talk about the book, like last night i took, ten or 15 "ask wendy's," and this is big because i took fan outs, and i took pictures with everybody as i signed their book. so if you're coming tonight to brooklyn, don't forget the camera. and this has been -- it seems like i have been up forever. i was over at the "today" show earlier this morning. i was promoting a book, thank you very much. natalie and everyone over there, i participated in the professionals and that whole bit. this is my second job today. and i'm glad to be here. did you see "dancing with the stars" last night? well, the bachelor sean lowe was

eliminated last night on "dancing with the stars." well, the more interesting thing was what he reminded us about his personal life. he said, last year this time i was an insurance agent and then i went to be on "the bachelor." and now "dancing with the stars." his life in the last 12 months has totally turned around. and like most of us, when we get sent home, even though we are sad and relieved, here's what sean said. >> earlier you spoke if it was your last night, it might be somewhat soft a relief, but how much have you enjoyed this experience? >> i have enjoyed every moment. i am truly blessed to take part in this. i still am just a normal guy from dallas. what an incredible opportunity. >> wendy: good for him. you know, we haven't talked about kanye west and his appearance. there's so much lemon in my tea,

it is so good today. kanye west did his performance at the met gala. he didn't just go there with kim but jumped on stage. he was supposed to be performing and they wanted a hodgepodge of kanye's songs, but according to "the new york post" he ignored them by singing all his favorites instead of giving them what they wanted. you have to give the artists a chance to sing their new songs, but we all just want to sing along. and apparently criticizing the bejeweled mask he put on and he had on a skirt and he was screaming and ranting and stuff. we are so busy talking about kim, but kim partially, i kind of feel bad for kim because kanye does have at least five screws loose. you know, kanye is no handful, he's damaged. i mean, you know, in a weird kind of way, like, good luck to

you, kim. and then we didn't talk about tiger woods and lindsay vonn. everybody seems to be forgiving of his messiness except for me. tiger, well, this is the couple's first official outing, which is great, the met ball, everybody is watching. and it ended with what some people say embarrassing situation. sources say tiger had too much to drink at the after party and danced awkwardly from side to side. i don't know what that means, but he doesn't impress me as somebody who has rhythm either, so, you know -- when you're black, everybody expects you to get down and do it. so when some of us can't, then all of a sudden we dance awkwardly from side to side. and then, oh, gosh, the critics are saying he grabbed her but

well, is that a bad thing? okay? there's nothing wrong with that. that's his girlfriend. and he's happy to be out of the house. and then -- and then they said while he was leaving he tripped up the steps and lindsay looked irritated and had to help him. well, nobody likes to see their man, you know, a little on the weak side and stuff, but lindsay, please, be happy to be there because a lot of people, lindsay, a lot of people didn't know who you were until you got with tiger woods. so the next time you go to the olympics, you'll have a great look. and as for tiger, the man is paying the price for indiscretion but giving elin half. now he's back out before playing golf better than ever. tiger, i don't see any of the above as embarrassing, but apparently everybody else does. welcome out!

and about miley cyrus, first of all, no, not aww, you mean ooh! don't you wish? don't you wish? at least back in your day. at 20 years old, if you look like this, won't this be what you're wearing? yeah. exactly. well, miley is the hottest woman in the world according to "maxim" magazine. wait a minute, so what is gwyneth paltrow? most beautiful. but that's also most beautiful. there is a difference. beautiful is beautiful, hot is like, don't you wish hot, okay? okay. she's number one on their hot 100 for hottest people in the world. she announced the news out of turn on her instagram. she made a mistake. "maxim" likes to make that announcement but she made it by

mistake. i like miley growing up in her rock and roll, very wealthy, can't tell her what to do, long-legged, blonde hair, beautiful eyes way, but i do think that the hottest woman list should start at 30 and go up from there. and here's why i'm saying that, it doesn't have to go all above 40 or anything like that or all above 50 or 80, that's not what i'm suggesting, but i am suggesting a girl of 20 years old should not be called the hottest woman. i like to know that the hottest woman has lived a little, had a few life experiences. like -- like eva mendez who is 39. this qualifies to be the hottest woman in the world, 39 years old. charlize theron is gorgeous at 37. and gabriel union at 40. miley, you are hot, but i just don't see the rest of the

package. but congratulations, girl, and keep on walking. by the way, "maxim" makes that official announcement of the hottest tomorrow on the "today" show. there you have it. now, we all talked about or haven't talked about enrique iglesias much. he took the mole off and now it is hard to recognize him in magazines, right? he is 37 and his still with anna kournikova, 31, the retired tennis player. those guys have been together for a little over ten years, since she was 19. and they are getting married in the next few weeks. isn't that great? i kind of like that. a few years ago we would see them around here and there, but then they totally went under the radar and you forgot about them individually and as a couple, but i like when celebrity does that.

according to "the daily times" anna has been wearing her $3 million engagement ring for years and is looking forward to a big lavish wedding. i'm sure the reason it took enrique 12 years to propose to her, is because his dad, well, it's no secret that he's got lots of kids with various women, and the rumor is he slept with over 3,000 women. does that -- does that turn you on or turn you off? off, yeah. even if he's really, really wealthy? oh. well, you know, i just figured maybe because when your dad is julio, and enrique was raised by housekeepers and stuff, his dad

was around, i guess, putting in his work. and sometimes -- and probably, probably sometimes when up in a household like that you either don't fall far from the tree and become like your dad or go the opposite way. but you want to make sure you're with the right woman before you settle down. so congratulations to enrique and anna kournikova. and congratulations to my new jersey governor, governor christie. i haven't weighed in on the surgery, he doesn't care about our opinion. he got it done in february and kept it secret until then. i think it's perfectly fine he kept it secret, but i'm upset with the orderlies at the hospital. why couldn't you leak something? thank you for being professional with that. he turned 50 last year and he's saying that he did it for his kids and his family and, you

know, for his 50th birthday. which i have been telling you that, they say 50 hits you hard. and i've been working toward my 50th birthday for the past two years, which doesn't happen until next summer, but i'm working toward it because they say that's the big number and that's the beginning to another chapter in your life. reportedly he's already lost 40 pounds, which -- [ applause ] >> wendy: i kind of can tell, although when you angle up high, like kim kardashian does on her twitter, everybody looks skinny when you angle up high. i saw him at the white house press correspondence dinner, and they had a side view and we couldn't tell. he is grossly obese and they say we probably won't see anything for another 100 pounds. last night he was talking to brian williams about how the surgery changed his life. take a look. >> the biggest thing about it for me has been that i'm just not very hungry anymore.

i mean, that's a huge change for me. the sawage and peppers are the problem, but i don't feel everyday that i have a significant amount of hunger and that really helps. >> wendy: yeah. that side view when he's sitting down is something special, but he's going to take care of that. the thing about those of us who battle food because we love it so much is that half the time we eat and we are not hungry. it's just there and we want something. so the big battle is going to be just say no. and i didn't realize this, donny deutsch over at "today" said governor christie is only 5'9" or 5 foolt 8. and donny was questioning whether his presence would be really diminished, because when you're a big person, whether it is that you're tall or big and fat, your presence comes in the

room before you do. and i mean that, i mean that in a powerful way. i mean that in a powerful way. a man like governor christie, his power is in his mouth and his jersey fry, but it is also right here. it will be interesting to see what the governor looks like when he's thinner. good luck. thank you. so, we all know that the basketball star, jason collins, came out last week. i know you think i'm noisezy and everything, but after you come out to say you're gay, i don't need to hear it from you. but when i hear about it, i hear from your exfiance. and the former nba star, carolyn moose, i'm going to tell you

why. it's falling asleep. carolyn mouse wants to cash in on his announcement. well, it's been phrased that way. i consider it, why wouldn't she deserve some money after spending some very important years with the man in the closet. it is not jason's fault because jason was grappling with so many people who act like they accept homosexuality, but they don't. so people are downlow guys that are still scared to come out. so they take on a beard. that would be somebody like caroline. it is bad because it affects all of us. i'm sorry for talking so passionate, but i along with millions of people whether you want it or not, we have all dated a man who we have looked at and said, oh! oh! oh! and the smart girls get their gaydar and get out before they get hurt and trapped in the relationship with many years or else children, but there are so

many women that have no gaydar at all, you wouldn't know how to spot it, you have no gay friends to tell you about it, and i'm not blaming you for this, but this carolyn when she wries this book, i urge you to pick it up. at 34 years old, she was with jason for eight years, eight years. i don't know whether she saw anything. according to tmz, carolyn said that he took eight years from her, so now she plans on freezing her eggs in hopes to pay for, to get paid for appearing on a documentary about her story and then eventually have a little bit of money and maybe become a single mom with eggs being frozen. i don't know, but jason, and i'm not blaming you for this because i know you are grappling withing this, but jason, you are about to be the biggest thing going in sports. and i'm not talking about

whatever contract you signed for basketball, because they say you're not such a good player, but you're going to be -- apparently they don't read the headlines. where jason is going to make all his money is through endorsements and speaking and things like that. jason, the kind thing would be to break her off $5 million, then another five, you do owe her money for her time that she put in. okay, so i wanted to keep reminding you to keep watching throughout the show. we've got the word of the day. i'm not going to acknowledge it, but it is going to show up somewhere down here. when you see the word of the day, that's your chance to win the all-inclusive five-night vacation in montego bay, jamaica. good luck in advance. it's time for the "hot stuff

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>> wendy: i am so excited to catch up with our first guest. she's a grammy-award winning singer whose latest single "body party" from her fifth album is blowing up the charts. she's also gotten my vote as one of the most beautiful women in the world. please welcome ciara. [ cheers and applause ]

>> wendy: hi, ciara girl. i am so glad to catch up with you again. >> i know, me too. >> wendy: just put your feet in front of the shoe cam. >> how do i do it? >> wendy: it's in the table right here. i like your kinky boots. >> angle them. thank you. >> wendy: yes. and you walk out here like a super model. do you want a prayer cloth? >> what's that? i think i need one. >> wendy: a prayer cloth -- >> i think i'm all right. let me get the angle closer. i need one. >> wendy: do i hear an accent? >> i can't help it. i don't know what's going on with me. i'm changing my -- i'm doing weird things. >> wendy: you're growing up.

>> i love the hombre. >> thank you, i love yours, too. >> wendy: i love your music. i did tell everyone that you are one of the most beautiful women in the world to me. >> thank you. >> wendy: do you have a beauty role model? >> i do. i love halle berry. ever since i was a little girl, i loved her and think she represents black women well with elegance and grace. >> wendy: how do you stay so shape in this? >> let me tell you, i'm trying something new. i normally train like literally four or five days a week, and i haven't trained in almost two months. like when i got ready for the "body party" video, i trained ten days up to it. i'm trying not to train as much. i don't want to get too hard because sometimes my muscles, i just have strong muscles. >> wendy: i shouted out to you

in twitter once saying, you're getting hard. yeah. >> no, seriously, my muscles are very strong, so i don't have to train. >> wendy: there's a man over there that's like, yeah. >> i heard that. where is he? so, basically, i don't have to train as much. so i'm trying something different. my trainer, gunner, would probably kill me about talking about training less. and i've been pigging out and eating everything under the sun. >> wendy: what's were you weakness? >> i always say cheesecake is my number one. i'm a buffet eater, so when i go eat, i have to order ten different things to get a piece of everything that i want. i mean, yeah. >> wendy: that's me! >> because i'm so indecisionive about what i eat. and i've been on so much lately, i kid you not, like -- >> wendy: oh, the one with the baum cream spinach?

>> exactly. >> wendy: that's with the artichoke dip. >> i do the artichoke dip, the cheeseburger with cheese and bacon, take off the tomato, load wit the ketchup, mustard, french fries, and at the end a little piece of brownie and then you'r. >> wendy: but she's still very young. so one day that is going to catch up to you. >> don't over indulge. >> wendy: you are a sexy woman, you're flexible, and the "body party" video is no different in terms of sexy and flexible. tell everybody what a body party is? >> it can go with you and your person, your lover, your boo, to a group of people you and your friends -- you are having a party, a good time. more than anything, i want to bring back that when guys

weren't too cool to slow dance. it's about that. with so ciara's new boyfriend is not exactly new. you have been with him for a pretty long time. >> yeah. >> wendy: how did we not find this out on "hot topics"? >> 15. >> wendy: apparently. so future, everybody, is the newest thing on the rap scene. rocker, rapper, just an all-arnd cool guy. is he from atlanta as well? >> he is. >> wendy: how did you meet him? >> we met working. literally, like the first time -- we actually talked about working together several times on the phone. and then we finally got a chance to get in the studio. >> wendy: and he's working on your album. >> yeah, we did a good amount of songs together. >> wendy: i bet it was nice working late in the studio. i get it. i get it. ciara, you are one of the girls, i can never figure it out, it is no secret, i always wondered

what has happened to ciara's music. you came out and had a hiccup in your career, but we saw you in ciara's social life. i was like, ciara is still on the scene, but why aren't you buying the music? can you talk to us about that missing time? >> i think for my eyes, when i look at people i really admire and respect, it's a journey. it's not about the short-term of it all. everyone is going to hit a few bumps in the road. you're going to get punched a few times and fall, but most importantly it's about getting back up. for me i went through a phrase where i was just trying different things in life, whether it was meeting people, meeting new friends. >> wendy: socializing. >> just really trying different things, whether it is hanging out or whatever it may be. i think that's what you have to do in life. you have to try things to figure out what works and what doesn't. and, yeah. >> wendy: yeah. we are glad you're back. we loved your first single. the fifth album is coming out.

i understand you collaborated with nicki minaj. >> i did. >> wendy: are you and she friends or was that a business thing? >> you know what's so funny, we don't talk every day, but i feel like we have a really cool connection. like we talk a bit about the records we're doing and every now and then she'll love, like a birthday shoutout and stuff. we have a cool chemistry with each other. >> wendy: would you ever consider being one of the judges like mariah and nicki? >> i don't know. i'm not going to say so much on the singing shows, because there are cool things i'm working on now i can't talk about. >> wendy: you started out being a dancer before a singer so -- are you saying "dancing with the stars"? >> no, no, no. i didn't say that. you know what? i always used to have a problem with the idea of judging because i know i'm not perfect and who am i to tell someone how to do that. i have so many things to work on

for myself, but i think if i was to do it, i would be a nicer judge of all. it would be so hard to be mean. >> wendy: okay marx rmariah. when we come back, i want to know about your friendship with kim kardashian. so keep it here.

>> wendy: okay. so we're back with ciara, and i found this cute picture of you and kim kardashian. and the question is, wait, was that recent? >> yeah, i went to the show recently in paris. >> wendy: and that's frank ocean, too, right? >> that is mr. frank ocean. >> wendy: and are you and kim on great terms, like if she were to marry -- you went to the first wedding she had? >> i did. >> wendy: did ywould you go to second one? >> i would. we definitely don't have the same way that, again, like we talked before, but everything is cool. >> wendy: that was your in between time. now you're in the studio, you're trying, you know. >> more than anything it is just

an organic way of how things have been rolling. but every time we see each other it is always all love. even in that picture we have fun. kanye took a picture of us all at the table having a good time. everything is cool, we just don't talk the same way we used to talk every day. >> wendy: what's going on with you and rihanna? let me give you background. ciara came out a beat before rihanna. one point.s ciara's opening act you toured together and i thought that everything was great and now we follow you all on twitter and she's throwing bombs at you and you're trying to be a lady. are you all okay today? >> i'm good. you know what? i just have to ask you this question, you asked me that question, right? >> wendy: yes. >> i just want to make sure we say that part, but i do care about her. i'm totefully a different stage. it is all positive love from my

perspective and how i get down and i wish her well. with. >> fair enough. you are a lady. and i know that's difficult sometimes. now, while i know that you are in love with future, are you engaged? because, can i have a tattoo ring cam? there's an "n" on your finger or is that a "z"? who is that? >> his name is navarian. >> wendy: now, does he have one with a "c" on it? >> yes. >> wendy: are you pregnant? >> no. but i am very happy. >> wendy: so you are going to get married? >> i don't know. >> wendy: here's my thing with you kids. what happens, god forbid, if you don't get married to this guy. how are you going to explain that to the next man? >> this is how i feel. i'm in a place of life, you know how i am, i am always so

reserved and to myself, or more private and kind of like halfway about something when i speak about a relationship. and this day in my life, i'm so comfortable in my skin and feel so good about where i am. and i'm comfortable and confident with the way he loves me. so i say that to say that i'm going to put in the universe positive things. i'm going to put in the universe that it's only going to get better and better. >> wendy: good luck with your relationship. ciara's album comes out in july. we wish you well and we'll be watching. the single is like top of the pop. and i wish you well for the entire album. make sure to pick up ciara's new single called "body party." up next from "the real housewives of new jersey," teresa guidice is here.

>> wendy: i don't know about you but i can't wait for "the real housewives of new jersey."

it premiers on june 2nd and looks to be even better than ever. take a look. >> i want -- >> stop hurting us! >> how's daddy doing? >> i don't want your father to die and not see his kids together. >> it's going to be on you, not me! >> sometime you have to hit rock bottom before it gets better. >> stop it! >> wendy: oh, it's going down. please welcome our favorite table-flipping housewife, teresa guidice! [ cheers and applause ]

>> wendy: we've got to get a shoe cam for teresa. i like your shoes. you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> wendy: keeping it together, sister. teresa, you're my favorite in new jersey. >> i am? >> wendy: now look, i mean, you're my favorite, but i still have to do my job. i'm still looking and judging but i have to say i love you because, first of all, you're one of the originals. and we have seen you go through so many things. out of all the house wives in the franchise, i have to add mire you don't pump out your kids. you're a mother before you're anything else. now, nene appeared on "watch what happens live" and she took your side over melissa. >> i didn't see but i heard. >> wendy: what are your thoughts? >> i love nene. we talk on the phone all the time. like, any time i have to ask a question to another housewife, i call nene.

and she always answers. >> wendy: oh, nice! i wonder why andy has never cross-pollinated. >> and alicia vanderpump. if i need to talk to another housewife -- >> wendy: i wouldn't mind seeing in jersey when you had a barbecue and nene pulled up, i would love that. what's your relationship like now with your sister-in-law? >> we're good. we're good. >> wendy: and i want to know more about the new girl, jennifer dalton. who is that? >> she's my friend. >> wendy: before this she was your friend? >> i met her five years ago, yes, and then i went to -- i think how they kind of found her, she was pregnant in heels and i went to her baby shower. >> wendy: so this was cross-pollinating of the reality

shows. okay. >> and i went to her baby shower and that's how they kind of -- >> wendy: is it true she's also friends with the rapper lil' kim? >> yes. >> wendy: so it's a jersey thing. so who is the other housewife? >> there are no other housewives. there are two friends on the show, which is kim dates and jennifer dalton. who you just saw, that's my friend gia. >> wendy: do you realize that jersey -- she's pregnant? congratulations. do you realize jersey is the only one that doesn't hold sething? why aren't you guys holding tomatoes or a box of aquanet? >> because we are too busy showing our fashion. >> wendy: i do like it. so, how are your four daughters? >> they are amazing. gia is 12, gabriel is 8, milania is 7 and argiana is 3.

>> wendy: i always thought, you dress the girls so beautifully an are so into being a hands-on mom, would you ever have a clothing line with the girls and them modelling? >> maybe. you never know what's going to happen in the future. >> wendy: so the word is that joe wants a son. >> he does. >> wendy: are we still having babies? >> no, we are done. we are good. he was just saying because a few of our friends had surrogate mothers. and he was -- because he knows i get the varicose veins, so he was like, why don't we get a surrogate mom. but i'm so old fashioned, i need to carry my own baby. if i had a problem, of course, by all means, then do that. but i carried four, if i was going to have a little boy, i was want to carry him. >> wendy: yes, got you. we are going to take a break and continue to chat with teresa. she's got this new cookbook

that's all about grilling. so we'll do some talking and eating, next.

>> wendy: okay, we're back. teresa guidice is still here from "housewives of new jersey." guidice. do you remember when we used to call you judy? >> that's the american way. >> wendy: we are all italian today with a new cookbook called "fabulicios on the grill." don't be scared of the grill. >> no. it isn't just a man's job anymore. i grew up at my beachhouse in my biki bikini. >> wendy: so you brought along some of your favorite grilling recipes and i would love to talk about what we have here. this looks like chicken? >> this is chicken marinated with white wine, apple cider, olive oil with grilled apples. >> wendy: the thing about grilling fruit is when all the flavors melt together, it is actually sweeter than it was. >> chicken, rosemary and apples.

>> wendy: you know what? i thought this was a piece of christmas tree. okay. >> you mix that all up, put it in the bag, let it marinate for two hours, no more than that. and you grill it. it is healthy. that's what you want, summer makes you think healthy. >> wendy: you want to be light on your feet. okay. >> grilled zucchini with balsamic vinegar, which i love. >> wendy: let's talk about the pizza. everybody doesn't have a grill with a pizza oven. >> you can grill pizza right on theql barbecue. you can make a pizza, hasn't anybody ever done that? >> wendy: no. how do you do that? >> put it right on the grill, three to five minutes on each side. >> wendy: a lot of olive oil so it doesn't stk. >> then you put the toppings on it and then you bake it. both sides. or you can put it on the stove. put it on the stove.

>> wendy: or put it on the stone and the regular grill. >> and this is vanilla ice cream with caramel and grilled peaches. >> wendy: and you grill the peaches for how long? >> a couple minutes. two minutes on each side. and this is my -- >> wendy: thank you for this. teresa is a terrific cook. and this is -- you have a bunch of cookbooks now. >> this is my fourth one. >> wendy: this is her fourth one. this is available in stores now. we'll be right back with "ask wendy." keep it here. [ male announcer ] now you can get a kindle fire hd,

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>> wendy: time for "ask wendy." hi. >> hi, wendy, my name is angela. how you doin'? >> wendy: i'm doing good, angela. >> my fiance and i had our first baby girl ten months ago, since then i've gained 50 pounds, but he loves me anymore. >> wendy: wait. you had the baby ten months ago and you gained weight?

>> yes, 50 pounds. >> wendy: how much did you gain at that time? >> 50 pounds. and i stayed the same. >> wendy: so you haven't lost the weight you gained? >> yes, i lost some weight and gained it again. >> wendy: okay. >> my problem is my mother-in-law continuously buys me clothes too small on purpose. then in front of my family and hi fiance, she asks me, why aren't you wearing it? how can i have her focus on me as a person? i am so embarrassed. >> wendy: well, we have to shut this down. >> how? >> wendy: you never approach your in-laws in any way that's been nasty until you have already gone through their son or their daughter is. you talk to your fiance about this. if he doesn't do anything about it, now it is time to talk to her, woman to woman. she knows what she's doing and it's not nice. keep it here. we'll be right back.

>> wendy: i had fun but i got to run. tomorrow "jersey shore" star vinny guadagnino and his mom. and the latest "guy candy" and all the latest "hot topics." love you for watching "wendy." see you next time. bye-bye!

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