i forgot to tell that boy to get the roast. >> i don't believe you two. >> yeah, i don't believe you. >> all right, listen. we are two strong, independent men who can take care of themselves. >> you're right. >> really? that takes a load off. >> you watch. brianna, let's go. want you to go to the store! >> that's how men do it. >> that's right. that's right, baby. >> brianna went to the movies with a friend of hers, will. >> we didn't adopt the kids so they could run errands for us. >> that's why i had cora, 'cause cora does every--she's my doctor, she's my nurse, she's my remote control. she can turn a tv better than anybody. cora is my rock. >> i'm gonna hit you with a rock. sasha, come on. i guess that means we have to go get it. >> no, no, now, don't go-- >> what--what now, mr. brown? what now? >> cora, can you make me a snack before you leave? >> no! no, i am tired of cora and i doing all the work around here.

>> yeah. "sasha do that. cora, can you get that?" i'm tired, too, will! >> well, y'all makin' me tired. i got all thirsty and everything. get me a soda. somebody get me a soda, please? >> cora ain't getting you nothin'. >> okay, will, you need to check your woman. that's the first thing. see who wearing the drawers in the house. >> look here, woman-- >> you know what? check this. from now on, cora and i are on strike. >> yeah, strike! >> strike! >> oh, this means y'all gonna start hitting on us and stuff. y'all ain't got to be abrusive. >> no, no. no, that doesn't mean that. that means me and sasha aren't doing any more work around here until we're appreciated. >> ap-pre-ci-a-ted. >> and we're going to get dinner. >> dinner. >> for two! >> fine. >> fine! >> fine, go ahead! >> mm-hmm. >> we don't need you! >> yeah. >> 'cause we can take care of ourselves! >> no, don't say that. >> yeah! >> no. >> thank you for that movie. i had a really good time. > yeah, me too. but was it me, or did that harry potter have a full

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>> you okay, brianna? >> yeah, of course i am. maybe we should just say good night. >> well, what-- >> thanks, gary. >> what's the hurry? >> i thought i heard voices out here. what you doing out here?

girl, what you about to go do, a rap video? [beat-boxes] girl, look at you. >> how you doing, sir? i'm gary. >> and i'm leroy--leroy s. brown. and the "s" is for "don't mess with my niece, or you might get stabbed." you understand what i'm saying? >> uh, okay. >> okay, what? see, you disrespectful already. you don't come up in my house and disres--yes, what? >> uh-- >> what? >> okay, sir? >> that's what i thought. i'm about to tell you if you know how he a thug or not. watch this. >> oh. >> yo, what up, dawg? what up, dawg? what up, dawg? hey, you know where i can find some, like, some of that weed, or something like that? like some crack or something like that? >> no--no, sir. i'm not that kind of guy. >> okay, i'm just checking. he--he might be all right. all right, what you doing out here this late? it's a school night. does your mama know you out? they left me here by myself. i'm not going to let nothing happen to you. you better come bust these suds.

>> okay, i'll be right in. >> okay. >> it was nice meeting you, mr. brown. >> put your hand up. come on, bring--bring it on up in here. >> oh. >> oh, this is so sad. how you don't know your own twin? don't you also play the twin? oh, i got to stop watching this daytime tv. it's just too much! >> all right, unc. i took care of dinner. and the girls thought we couldn't do it. look at this place. >> nephew, what is wrong with daytime tv? why does everybody have a twin and they suffer from magnesia? >> that's amnesia. >> what? ain't amnesia one of renee's kids? >> no, that's, like, taleisha or lakeisha or genesia. >> well, who is amnesia? >> i forgot. >> we funny and we good at the house stuff. that's right. that's some funny stuff there.

i don't care what nobody says. >> we are one of a kind. >> yes. we two of a kind, yeah. >> i thought you was supposed to clean off the table. >> oh, yeah, let me get it for you here. that ought to get it right there. >> you call that clean? >> oh, well, let me do some-- cora--i see cora do some-- what she'll do is, she'll put a highlight piece on it. bam! look at that thing highlight. that's highlighted there. >> now, that's better. >> i know it, i know it. >> oh, yeah. look at this. just relax. kick your feet up there, unc. ah. >> nephew, i can't reach it. i can't-- well, anyway, nephew, don't try to renug on the deal. you supposed to be folding up the clothes. i done did my part. >> oh. >> that's it. you trying to shoot me the okeydoke. >> all right. look, this is the last thing. all we got to do is fold up these clothes, and we're done.

>> what the what? nephew, these are not my clothes. these pink. >> but, uncle brown, you're not supposed to put the colors with the whites. >> nephew, don't be racist. i taught you better than that. >> all right. well, i'll-- just--let's just get rid of them. >> just hide it. >> just put them away. just put it up somewhere. >> here, just put some under here. ain't nobody gonna notice. lift the couch up. now just slide it under there. ain't nobody gonna even know. you know how it's sitting funny? it just look like it's tilted. [will sniffs] >> what's that smell? >> i told derek to get me that real cheese. dang! my stomach is just total--you smelled that? >> no, not you this time. it's...something burning. >> something's burning? oh, lord, nephew! ah! this can't be good. oh, nephew.

>> ooh. it's a matching set, though. >> no, simone, he's not here yet. what do you mean, what are we gonna do? what aren't we gonna do? [doorbell rings] oh, wait, that's him. i'll call you back. okay, bye. ahem. >> hey. oh, you look nice. >> thank you. come in. >> so, uh, we alone? >> yes, we are alone. >> well, i brought us a little something to drink to get the night started off right. >> oh, great. thanks. uh, you know what? i'm--i don't drink. >> oh, you don't drink? >> i don't drink that. >> oh, okay. you want me to go pick up something else? >> no, it's fine. i already had some. maybe later, though. >> okay. >> thanks. >> well, did you--did you miss me?

>> yes. did you miss me? >> i missed you, too. [brianna giggles] uh, whoo, it's getting hot in here, right? >> it's about to get even hotter. >> uh-- >> oh. >> oh, man! brianna? >> derek-- >> gary? >> derek? >> marco-- >> polo. >> polo. >> what the what? what are you doing? hanging--wait a second. are you guys togeth-- >> eww! >> no way. >> she's 16. >> wait--what? >> yeah. >> wait, you're 16? >> i'll be 17 in a year. >> oh, crap. watch out, watch out. look, all we did was just kiss, and i kissed her on the neck a little bit, and that was it, i promise. >> okay, slow down, okay? i believe you. >> yeah, you do, but what about her parents? >> oh, they gonna kill you. >> oh, come on. >> i won't say anything. >> no! hey, you be quiet! get back! i'm not going to jail for you, okay? you told me you were 23! >> and you believed her? she smells like cotton candy!

>> look, man, we were in the club, it was dark. i couldn't tell what she was or who she was. look, i got to get out of here. i'm sorry. >> yeah, that's a good idea. go on. >> gary, wait! ugh! >> what are you doing? >> mind your business! >> gary's too old for you. >> you can't drink this no way. >> please. age ain't nothing but a number. >> well, the cops don't agree. okay? if gary had sex with you, and will and sasha had found out about this, they could press charges. >> well, we didn't have sex. and i wouldn't have said anything, because i like him. >> that's not the point. you are not ready for adult relationships. >> how do you know? >> because you're immature. this morning, you were playing hopscotch. >> oh, yeah, you're just mad 'cause i beat you, aren't you? >> that's not the point. okay, this is serious. okay, before you make a move like this, you have to be ready to be responsible for the consequences. >> but i like him. >> you don't even know him,

and you're lucky that he was a nice guy. anything could have happened. >> why does everyone treat me like a kid? i am way more mature than people give me credit for. >> what, and running around lying about your age, sneaking into clubs, is the way to prove it? that's mature. >> when you put it like that, it sounds...maybe i should just call him and apologize. >> no, no, no, okay? if he's smart, he won't answer a call from a girl who's still in high school. all right, just do everyone a favor and just forget that you knew the guy. >> fine. >> look, you're like a little stepsister to me, okay? >> yeah. >> and i don't want to see you get hurt. why can't you just date guys your own age? >> guys my age are really immature. >> yeah, well, so are you. >> no, i'm not. >> yes, you are. >> no, i'm not-- i hate you. >> yeah. you'll get over it.

>> derek, um, are you gonna tell will and sasha? >> tell them what? [door closes]

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what is this? >> that's my church wig! >> what? a church wig? cora, i gave this thing cpr for a whole hour. i had it-- clear! that's going on your head? we don't have no church--what you talking about? that's--it look like a cat. >> i am so sorry, mr. brown. now, what's for dinner? >> right. mm-hmm. >> look, honey, i'm sorry i took you for granted, okay? we went out and i got the roast. >> and i guess you expect me to cook it for you. >> no, i don't. because i'm taking you out to dinner. >> oh, really? oh, okay. >> uh--mr. brown, mr. brown, what about me, what about me? >> well, what about you? >> well, will is taking sasha out to dinner. what about me? >> oh, what about you? yes, yes.

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