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6 desperately taking an l in four of the last five game. stroman back in the lineup as the bolts try to snap a three game skid in st. louis. his presence alone not enough to avoid a rocky start. blues sniper tarasenko beats vladimir twice in the first 20 minutes. he follows the shot better than guinness. 2-1 st. louis. it was 3-1 early in the 2nd. kevin shattenkirk scores his second in ben bishop relieves and sparks a bit of a comeback. tyler johnson doing his best mike evans impression with the toe drag swag. in the 3rd nikita kucherov rips the seeing eye shot through the screen, bolts down just one but no answer for tarasenko. he gets the hat trick here. lightning lose 5-4 finishing the road trip 0-3 of tampa bay has lost four straight overall.

coach willy taggert ducking out to oregon? last night bruce feldman of fox sports called taggert a strong candidate to fill the ducks vacancy and tonight the plot thickens. according to usf, taggert is out of town on a recruiting trip. mean while it's reported tone dungy is the folks in oregon along with fleck, harson and greg schiano. scott frost who was an offensive coordinator at oregon said he is not a candidate. meanwhile the bulls paid a visit to detroit tonight. troy holston triples. then later usf runs the pick

sandwich, may i recommend the ruben? ruben with the slam. trojans rally in the 2nd half. there's a six-point game with 4 1/2 to play. geno thorp came through in the clutch scoring the bulls' last 20 points. he finished with a career high 22. south florida hangs on to beat troy 80-74. >> nice. >> bulls improve to 4-2 on the year. >> a ruben with some special sauce mike evans playing in the lightning game and did i hear guinness? >> there was a lot to follow in that sportscast. we'll be right back with your

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in the morning, steve? >> cooler delaney this morning because we have a -- cooler than this morning because we have a cold front moving through. plenty of sunshine, a bit of a breeze to pick up that will take with us on and off throughout the day. should be a very nice day because of a wind switch out of the north, so cooler overall,

i've never asked you if you like catfish. >> you've never asked me before. >> i like the whiskers. >> bigger they are, the better. look at this. this is not just a big fish story because the fisherman has the proof of it. this is a 112-pound catfish caught by a guy in wilmington, north carolina. somehow the line held as the fisherman battled 30 minutes to reel this bad boy in. it almost looks like doesn't it? >> it does not look real. >> he posed for a photo and threw it back in the water. >> sorry, honey, he'll not going -- i'm not going to the gym tonight. >> that's the news of thanks for watching. -- news.

[ cheers and applause ] ? >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- emma stone. jeffrey dean morgan. musical guest, kacey musgraves. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 582 pennsylvania! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey everyone! welcome! thank you very much! thank you very much. hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. welcome! welcome, everybo this is it. you're here. that's the show. [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." this is it. thank you for being here. here's what everybody's talking about. of course, the holiday season is in full swing, and i saw that macy's has hired over 80,000 seasonal employees. yeah. so, good news, the busiest shopping time of the year is being run by people who have had exactly one day of training. [ laughter and applause ] so, that's good.

box? [ laughter ] i'm just saying -- you didn't ask me for that. just doing my job." [ laughter ] actually, american businesses added a total of 216,000 jobs over the last month, as stores hire workers for the holidays. and this is nice, i heard that mall santas are now able to have their checks direct deposited right to the liquor store. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that nice? isn't that sweet? it's a nice -- it's a sweet thing for the holidays. of course, rockefell see the christmas tree. [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. isn't it beautiful? if you go outside, you hear the festive sounds of jingle bells, holiday music, and every parent yelling, "stay with me! [ laughter and applause ] "stay with me, don't -- no, i can't carry you. i don't -- i don't know if they have a bathroom. does anthropologie have a a bathroom? i don't know. i'll just buy a dish towel." [ laughter ] get to some news here, i saw

his secretary of veterans' affairs. yeah. palin says she's great at helping veterans, and john mccain was like, "wrong." [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, jill stein officially requested a hand recount of 4.8 million ballots in michigan. but donald trump says he's going to fight it, by shouting out other numbers while they're trying to count. [ laughter ] "70. start back at 1." this is interesting, i heard that a new study found that celebrity endorsements actually tend to put off customers and hurt sales. >> tariq: that's right, jimmy. that's why i don't endorse anything. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: good for you. good for you, tariq. >> tariq: i won't sell out to "the man." you can't buy me, jimbo.

>> tariq: that's right. you can't buy me, but you can buy my new grill. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the tariqi torch personal grill. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> tariq: it's like the george foreman grill, except it doesn't let all the grease slide out where it's wasted. 'cause grease is the word, you heard? here, let me demonstrate. >> jimmy: no, tariq, i'm sorry. wait a second. i'm so, so sorry here, but what are you doing? >> tariq: not now, jimmy. see, the tariqi torch personal grill keeps all the fat trapped right on top of your hot meats. that means more flavor for you to savor. it makes grilling easy, peasy, and greasy. take it from me, tareezy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tareezy? >> tariq: that's right, jeezy. >> jimmy: all right. well, can i at least get one of those burgers? >> tariq: no. this thing takes about three

meat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: prop meat? give it up for tareezy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ? you did something different. yeah. hey, guys, of course football season is in full swing and i saw that the nfl has been trying new ways to make watching football more fun. yeah. and i don't know if you've noticed this, but the referee calls are now all auto-tuned. i think it's pretty catchy. take a look at this. ? ? false start offense number eight five yard penalty third down ? ? off sides defense number 95 ? ? holding number 64 that penalty's declined rushing the passer number 94 ? ? defense that penalty's accepted 15 yards first down ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first down. first down. oh, i thought this was pretty cute.

six-month-old baby his first swim lesson. [ audience aws ] i gotta say, the kid really seems to have his dad's focus. take a look at this photo here. look at this baby. [ laughter and applause ] check this out. i saw that play-doh has a new app that lets kids 3d scan their creations, and show them on their ipad. while kids said, "hey, if i have an ipad, why would i be wasting my time with play-doh?" [ laughter and applause ] it's an ipad. some news for pet owners. the fda just released a a statement saying that secondhand smoke from cigarettes can be harmful to pets, just like it is to people. you'll know when you smoke too much, when your parrot is like, "polly wants you to crack a a window." [ laughter and applause ] "and where's paul with the damn crackers?" and finally, this is one of those videos we saw online that just really made us laugh. it's these two italian

granddaughter. and she's walking to the library -- home from the library, or something. i guess she was walking alone and her grandparents were not happy about this. but check this out. >> what's the matter? >> my god, gaby, what are you, crazy? new york to new jersey my ass. >> see, you got grandma upset. >> what did i do? >> oh, my god. she's gone -- see, that's the library. >> where? >> that's the library. >> listen. >> the library. >> why don't you walk with somebody? oh no, she's not. oh yes, she is. >> what is she doing outside? >> she's in the library. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: she's at the liberry! we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ? ?

>> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome, welcome. it's been a great week so far. and there's more ahead. tomorrow night, our pal chelsea handler will be here. [ cheers ] john legend. john legend will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're all going to play a a game of "charades", so be sure to tune in for that, and of course "thank you notes." so it's going to be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] tune in. but first, we have a big show tonight. she's getting tons of award buzz for her fantastic performance in the newie it's a musical. she's unbelievable in this -- in this picture. man, oh man. emma stone is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: just amazing. just -- i can't wait to -- to talk to her. later in the show, emma and i are going to play a singing edition of "the whisper challenge." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: plus from the "walking dead," jeffrey dean morgan is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ]

oh, and we have great, great, great holiday music from kacey musgraves. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] "a very kacey christmas." nice green vinyl. >> steve: green vinyl. >> jimmy: oh la la, green vinyl. ho, ho, ho. >> steve: ? green vinyl ? >> jimmy: guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ? ? hashtags hashtags ? ? twitter, where i send out the topic, and you send in the tweets. so, since it's the holiday season, and soon people will be having their office christmas parties, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called #officepartyfail. [ light laughter ] we got a ton of great ones, so now i'd like to share my favorite office party fail tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @barneys5. she says, "a coworker was so drunk, our boss had to get her out. we put her in a cab. she got out at the next street

>> jimmy: party's not over. ? laura's back. >> steve: [ vomiting sound ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: [ slurring ] back with a vengeance. in 3d. this one's from @garvey1977. he says, "i woke up with a a bruised knee and flashbacks of performing the worm in front of all the company executives." [ laughter and applause ] i think i did the worm. i think i did the worm last night. >> steve: at least i hope i did the worm. [ laughter ] ? >> jimmy: oh, you did the worm all right. [ laughter ] ? this is -- >> steve: worm. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @abbotlucas. he says, "my coworker mooned

booth, not realizing all the photos would be put on facebook the next day." [ laughter ] hey, who's the bald guy? who's the bald twins that work here? i don't know. [ laughter ] this one's from @cagirlinadcworld. >> steve: cagirlinadcworld. >> jimmy: she says, "i had never been to a sushi restaurant. i was eating edamame and realized that i was eating the ones people had already chewed." [ audience ohs ] >> steve: nice! [ laughter andpp ew, that's so gross! i hate edamame! [ laughter ] tastes like saliva! [ laughter ] i can't believe you did the worm last night! [ laughter ] this one's from @kdubs117. she says, "our christmas bonus was a $25 gift card to the

[ audience oohs ] >> steve: the company store. >> jimmy: yeah, scrooge, man. this one's from @everyonesayimboss. he says, "wore a red shirt and black tie to our christmas dinner party. turns out, so did the wait staff." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: at least you leave him a tip. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] "i can't believe i did the worm last night." this last one's from @soytodobueno. with mini-bottles of booze. alcohol and glass flew everywhere." that's a nightmare. there you have it. those are our "tonight show hashtag." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with emma stone! [ cheers and applause ] ?

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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award-nominated actress who stars alongside

select theaters december 9th and everywhere december 16th. you must see this film. she's so great. everyone's great. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely and talented emma stone! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome back. you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: and i want to get into the movie so we can talk about this, because i'm just flipping out about it. it looks so great. i saw it the other night, and it's -- like, it's just unbelievable. >> aw. >> jimmy: so, just -- i can't even -- no words. anyway, i have to say words. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're hosting "saturday night live" for the third time this weekend.

>> it's so fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's been five years since i was there, so it feels like a -- it's really, it's really exciting to be back. >> jimmy: the last time i saw you was at the "saturday night live" 40th. >> yes. >> jimmy: which was unbelievable. >> actually insane. >> jimmy: that whole day that you said was crazy because you were also doing "chicago"? >> "cabaret." >> jimmy: "cabaret." >> i was doing "cabaret." >> jimmy: sorry. >> i mean, kind of, like, same era. >> jimmy: starts with a "c." >> it starts with a "c," same era. [ laughter ] it was my last day of "cabaret," and the so the matinee -- then they, like, put me in, kind of, roseanne roseannadanna. >> jimmy: oh, i remember that. >> and then, i came to the 40th. >> jimmy: there's a picture of you and tina and amy and jane curtin. >> mm-hmm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. i mean, come on, dude. dude how fun -- i mean, and you were amazing in that. i go, "oh, how fun." no, you were. it was so good. >> no, it was just nice to do a a tribute to her, but i would not say that i have a very good roseanne roseannadanna impression. >> jimmy: yes, you do. >> but, it was such an insane day because i was, like, just ending the play and then being

looked, there were people that you had never seen in person before. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but you had seen pictures of before. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then, you know, we wound up at that party. >> jimmy: right. >> you were at that party. you know. >> jimmy: yeah, i was -- >> you hosted that party. >> jimmy: was i there? >> yeah, you were there. i'm pretty sure you were there. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure i was. >> were you? >> jimmy: was i there? the after party will go down in history as the most legendry after party ever. >> it was total insantiy. >> jimmy: i couldn't believe it. i just -- dan aykrod and jim belushi was there, and paul mccartney. and they would go, "jimmy fallon, come up here and host this and run this." >> so, and you did. >> jimmy: and i was, like -- they just -- we just -- >> you did it so well. >> jimmy: no, no. dude, it went -- it got insane. >> it got insane. i was dancing, and i stepped on a piece of glass, and i didn't know it. and so then, i just kind of was, like, "oh." and looked, and my heel was, like -- i mean, my foot was bleeding everywhere. and i sat down, and i was like, "what do we do?" and someone took a knife, pulled the glass out of my foot. and then, someone went, "do you want to come on stage with

[ laughter ] and they just took me a minute later, and i was like -- with a a tambourine onstage, and it weird. i was like -- with a bleeding foot. >> jimmy: what a day for you, yeah. >> it was a crazy day. >> jimmy: that was wild. >> it was all one day. >> jimmy: you -- i know you love "saturday night live" because growing up -- did you ever -- you never auditioned, right, for "saturday night live"? >> i didn't -- no. i did not audition for snl. >> jimmy: no. >> but i did, when i was 12, i auditioned for "all that." do you know "all that?" >> jimmy: of course i know "all that." [ cheers and applause ] >> it was no big deal. >> jimmy: no big deal. >> no, it wasn't a big deal. >> jimmy: really, wait. you auditioned for "all that?" >> i went to an open cfo we drove out from arizona, and i auditioned for "all that" when i was 12 years old. >> jimmy: and what did you have to do? >> well, it was -- i guess it was sort of like like snl, except for i didn't know that you had to have characters. so, i thought they were going to give us sketches. and then, like, five minutes before i went not room, they said, "you need to have three characters when you come in the room." so, i was like, "okay." and then, i made up a couple of characters. >> jimmy: do you remember any of the characters that you -- >> i remember that one was a a cheerleader that couldn't

b-e -- a-r" and then, and then there was another one that was actually pretty nuts that was a baby sitter who is possessed. [ light laughter ] so as she's reading books to the kids, she's like, "and then goldilocks and the" -- [ demonic voice ] "three bears" -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: now, come on! >> i was just like -- >> jimmy: that's fantastic! [ girly voice ] >> "sorry about that. sorry about that." and then, i would keep reading. i would keep reading the book. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: but you did not -- you didn't get that, but -- >> i did not get that. no. >> jimmy: i'm happy that you didn't get -- >> it's shocking, right? it's shocking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you shouldn't with that. come on. but, i'm happy because where you ended up is just so great, and gosh, you're fantastic. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: and you know what. we love you here. but man, oh man, oh man, oh man, "la la land" was just a a home run, dude. >> aw. >> jimmy: you hit -- you knocked the cover off the ball. it is unbelievable, and i don't want to spoil anything for anybody because it's just so different and fun.

director? >> damien chazelle. >> jimmy: damien chazelle? this guy? >> yeah, he wrote and directed "whiplash." >> jimmy: holy mackerel. >> he's incredible. >> jimmy: i just loved every second of it. you were so good. it reminded me, too, because you're a struggling actress in the movie, and ryan gosling is a struggling jazz musician. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's all i can really say, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't want to spoil it. but it was probably back to auditioning and having to drive and go to auditions, and you have to try to dress for the part and not getting it, and whew. >> i k remember those crazy times. it was so, like, oh, 'life is just terrible right now.'" >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it makes you just go, "i appreciate it." and i remembered all -- i remembered not having clothes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, i have, like, two outfits. i mean, i had no money. so i would go, and somebody would say, "that's what you think a bike messenger looks like?" and i would go, "no, this is my only outfit. i have, like, two" -- [ laughter ] >> yes. that's the thing is a lot of time you have to dress up like the character, like, do your own costumes for the character so you have to own all these pieces of clothing to look like the people. >> jimmy: yeah, i would just to

i have to be a bike gang member." >> "do you have some scrubs?" [ laughter ] "can i borrow your scrubs?" >> jimmy: scrubs, yeah. >> "you have scrubs, right?" >> jimmy: yeah, with my roommate -- hopefully you have a doctor as a roommate. but man, oh man, you -- the dancing in this. >> oh. >> jimmy: you dance, you sing, you act. you're so charming. you are unbelievable in this movie. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i loved it so much. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know, i know. i'm freaking out. >> gee. >> jimmy: i'm gushing. [ cheers and applause ] but man, oh man, you are going to love this film. >> aw. >> jimmy: it is so fun. >> aw. >> jimmy: and just moving, and and you guys have the best chemistry. and it's so different than anything i've ever seen. and this is what you get when you put the work in. you put so much work, and you can tell everybody worked so hard on this. congrats on this one, man. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: wow, i'm, like, blown away. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show a clip. >> that is so awesome. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is just great, buddy. i have a clip, but this is not a singing scene because i didn't want to show any singing. >> yeah, no. you don't want to ruin anything. >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin that part. no, of course. but, when you see it, you're going to love it. but, here's a clip. this is you chatting with

take a look. ? >> i got a call back. >> what? come on! for what? >> for a tv show, the one i was telling you about earlier. >> "the dangerous minds of ucoc?" >> yeah. >> congratulations! that's incredible. >> it's really exciting. i feel like i said negative stuff about it before. >> what? >> it's like "rebel without a cause," sort of. >> "i got the bullets!" >> yes. >> you've never seen it. >> i've never seen it. >> oh, my. you know, it's playing at the rialto. >> really? i'll go -- i can take you. >> okay. >> you know, for research. >> for research. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> okay. um, monday night, 10:00. >> yeah, great. >> okay. >> for research. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] man, oh man. emma stone right now, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] emma stone and i are playing a a singing edition of "the whisper challenge" when we come back. stick around, everybody. it's going to be good. >> what? >> jimmy: you ready for it? [ cheers and applause ]

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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are hanging out with emma stone right here! [ cheers and applause ] emma stone. emma and i are about to play a a singing version of "the whisper challenge." [ cheers and applause ] >> whisper challenge. >> jimmy: now, here's how the game works. one person puts these headphones on. they're sound -- you can play this game at home. soundproof headphones, we're going to have loud music playing, i'm going to start it now. all right. now, the other person's going to pick up a card, i'm going to sing the song lyrics on the card and the person wearing the headphones tries to guess what they just sang. could be lyrics or the name of the song. >> wow. >> jimmy: all right, here you go. i'm going to sing you the song lyrics first.

can you hear me? here we go. okay. ? born down in a dead man's town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground ? [ light laughter ] ready? >> whatever -- am i too loud? >> jimmy: you're yelling, yeah. >> whatever you're doing looks inappropriate. [ laughter ] >> j it on the show. >> jimmy: all right, ready? >> go again. go again. [ light laughter ] do it again. ? born down in a dead man's town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground ? >> the ground? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> the ground. something in the ground? the what -- [ light laughter ]

[ laughter ] ? born down in a dead man's town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground ? >> get in the ground. >> jimmy: kicking in the ground is not a song. [ light laughter ] all right, ready? ready? refresh. refresh. ready? ? born in the usa i was born in the usa ? [ cheers and applause ] >> w i am -- i don't understand. [ laughter ] ? born ? [ light laughter ] >> horn. >> jimmy: born >> hork. >> jimmy: born. [ laughter and applause ] born. >> boar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: born. >> first. first? >> jimmy: first. >> word? >> jimmy: first. >> word. >> jimmy: born. >> boy.

>> jimmy: no, born. [ laughter ] baby. >> having a baby? [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: born. >> boy. >> jimmy: born. [ laughter ] >> boy. >> jimmy: born. ? born in the usa i was ? >> "born in the usa." >> jimmy: yes, that's it! >> oh, my god. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimth that was my fault. i screwed up. i'm sorry. i screwed up because i started with the beginning and i should have just went right to born in the usa. >> "born in the usa." >> jimmy: why would i do the beginning part? oh, my gosh. >> it looked like pork in the desert. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, pork in the desert. that's a different -- that's a a hit song, by the way. >> pork in the desert. >> jimmy: pork in the desert. >> oh, my god. this is very difficult. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's put that -- here you go. >> it's so funny. >> jimmy: pork in the desert. >> it's genuinely so funny. i wish you guys could be in my head for that. >> jimmy: no, you can't hear, but they're having fun. >> god, it's funny. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. you pick that and i'm not gonna

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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest was recently nominated for a a critic's choice award for his role as the terrifying villain negan in the hit amc show, the walking -- i know. "the walking dead," which airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jeffery dean morgan! ? [ cheers and applause ] ?

>> jimmy: nice to see you. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i want to get into this role, because man oh man. >> yeah, negan. >> jimmy: you are in a lot of trouble. [ cheers ] yeah, this is big. but why is negan bringing me candy? this is so -- this is very cool of you. that's so nice. >> negan is a co-owner in a a candy store up in rhinebeck, new york. samuel's sweets. >> jimmy: wait a second, samuel's sweets. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you own this with paul -- >> with paul. >> jimmy: paul rudd? >> yeah. im [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, wait. wait. how do you own a candy shop? that's the coolest thing ever. >> i know, it's a crazy deal. paul and i have known each other for a while. he lives up near me, near rhinebeck. >> jimmy: i love rhinebeck. >> and we know the guy that started this store 25 years ago, a guy named ira gutner and he passed away suddenly. and we didn't want the store to be anything else than what it was, and so we decided to step in and buy the candy store, and that was, like, two and a half years ago now. [ cheers and applause ]

that you would do that. >> it is cool. it's a fun deal. >> jimmy: what a great town. >> paul and i have literally nothing to do with it other than eating the candy. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, how fun is that. you go in, like i own this candy shop. >> yeah, my kid loves it. >> jimmy: right? >> his kids loves it. yeah, we have another -- andy ostroy is also one of the owners and his kid loves it. so i mean the kids think it's fantastic. >> jimmy: what's the name again of the store? >> samuel's sweets. >> jimmy: samuel's sweets. is this right on main street? >> it sure is. >> jimmy: is there a cigar store in the corner? >> >> and a little french bistro there. >> jimmy: yeah, beekman arms. >> yeah, beekman arms. >> jimmy: i used to go there all the time with my parents. >> i just had dinner there the other night. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. >> beekman arms is awesome. it's where alexander hamilton and aaron burr apparently had their first like sit down kind of, spat. their first spat that led over -- >> jimmy: over dinner? >> yeah. >> jimmy: over a four course meal? >> george washington kind of hung out. my kid can tell you the whole history of beekman arms at seven. he's obsessed with it. >> jimmy: i love that town so much.

pizza. >> well, you're from saugerties. village pizza, of course. >> jimmy: has it -- >> yeah, we go there all the time. >> jimmy: al, that's my man. al started in saugerties. >> yeah, and that's where you're from, right across the river. >> jimmy: yeah, please give al a hug for me. >> i will absolutely -- i'll be back there tonight, but the big parade, the christmas spectacular is saturday night. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> so i'm sure i'm driving the truck in it or something. >> jimmy: do you drive in the parade? >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: what kind of truck do you have? >> i have two trucks. i have a farm truck, a '74 ford and then the parade truck, which is a newer f150 and the kids sit in the back and throw candy out. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i have. i got the f150, yeah. >> what do you got a truck for? >> jimmy: i -- well. [ laughter ] >> i mean, we have trucks for specific reasons. >> jimmy: i got mine for when it's pumpkin season. >> see? [ laughter ] there's a reason. >> jimmy: put a couple pumpkins in the back. i can't put them in the car. >> that's awesome. no. [ light laughter ] and you got a big pumpkin and the deal. what are you gonna do --

>> jimmy: big enough. [ laughter ] that's what you say to people, yeah. >> big enough for the parade pumpkin. >> jimmy: big enough, charlie bro. i got the f150, yeah. >> yeah, i got the same truck. >> jimmy: "tonight show" blue, i guess. >> nice. >> jimmy: custom color in michigan. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: shout out to detroit. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> ford. >> jimmy: ford. >> hey, ford. >> jimmy: what a great truck. >> yeah, it's a great truck. >> jimmy: it's bigger than my first apartment. [ laughter ] biggest ever in my life. i love it. >> i'm a little obsessed with my truck too. >> jimmy: but you take it and you have a farm out there? >> i do. i havear like, five years ago now. and we have cattle and alpaca and a llama and chickens and, you know, ducks and whatever. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah, way. >> jimmy: i love that you do that. that's so rad. >> it's super cool. >> jimmy: and are you like a a manly man? are you like a tough, like a -- >> i mean, that's what i tell people. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i tell people i'm a manly man. >> jimmy: you have a farm and you do the hard work. >> yeah, if i'm there, then i do the hard work. the hardest work is getting up

17 and feeding all these creatures. that's when you're like, what was i thinking? i just want to sleep in. >> jimmy: take care of all those animals. it's fun. >> it's cool. and we have -- the cattle we have are highland cattle, which look like a cross between a a woolly mammoth and i guess a a cow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so imagine that. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, i do. i am imagining that. that's amazing. >> but we had our first baby in the spring and it was the coolest thing. >> jimmy: that would knock me out. >> and for my little boy to see that happen was -- yeah, it was cool. >> jimmy: because you get that fun side of life. then you get to be the craziest villain of all time. >> yeah, yeah, there's that. >> jimmy: with this baseball bat. [ cheers and applause ] >> sure. >> jimmy: and this is like -- everyone in the world was talking about negan and what you -- what you did. i mean -- >> he's a bad guy. >> jimmy: he just really went for it. >> but he does it with a sense of humor and a little bit of charisma. but yeah, there's something about him that certainly is kind of polarized a lot of folks. >> jimmy: some people just are so angry, right?

oddly sexually attracted to him. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: sometimes both. >> a little bit of both. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, it's been a weird, a a weird mix, for sure. >> jimmy: and a lot of people watch the show. i mean, there's a broad range of viewers from young people. there's old fans too. >> there's a ton of folks, and from all ages, and when there's so many, i figure kind of everybody that's -- one out of 100 is going to be nuts of your fans. they're going to be a little bit bizarre, a little wonky. >> about 15 million people, there's a substantial amount of crazy people. [ laughter ] and they all -- they figure out where i am. yeah. >> jimmy: they find you. >> yeah, they'll find you. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. it's been interesting -- since the show aired, this has been really my first trip into the city since we've been -- since negan's been kind of introduced, and you know, people are running down the street when i'm in a car, coming to, like, say, here, with baseball bats, like

and it's insane. >> jimmy: it's also pretty frightening as well. [ light laughter ] >> it's a little bit frightening. >> jimmy: well, i got to tell you, the reason why you get nominated for awards and stuff like that is because you play it with a sense of humor and it's also a craziness as well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but man, oh man, you do such a great job. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: thank you for the candy. >> of course. >> jimmy: and best to the family. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a good man. congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: jeffery dean morgan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "the walking dead" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on amc. kacey musgraves. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? what if a company that didn't ke cars made plastics that make them lighter? the lubricants that improved fuel economy. even technology to make engines more efficient.

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