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(audience laughs) (audience laughs) (audience laughs) (upbeat music) next, we can all agree that stealing from a restaurant is bad. (audience laughs) but tricking your spouse into thinking you're stealing from a restaurant is always good for a laugh. (audience laughs)

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i think it would be easier to cook via thermal imaging. >> i'm with you. >> the fascinating video of the dude making breakfast. >> any time you make breakfast, it's fascinating. >> turn the heat up a little more, bailey. he does the dishes too. >> oh! call me. josh taylor hitting the streets to find the flip-floppers out there. the video starts off with josh dressed up pretty frumpy. >> i would say he's dressed conflictingly. >> i have a boyfriend. >> you do? >> she makes it very clear she's not interested. she walks away, but the tables turn when mr. fancy pants drives up in a very fancy pants car. >> hi, how is it going? >> hi. >> are you sitting here alone? >> he's got his stuff together. he actually sits down. and she's like, no, i ain't got a boyfriend? >> i don't have any plans tonight. i was wondering if maybe you wanted to get a drink. >> yeah.

>> yeah. so then suddenly -- right in front of this girl, josh starts changing into a very fancy suit. the big guy is actually acting as josh's butler. and she's like, oh, you're the boss. hi, boss. >> and i think josh is reaching a little bit far. and i think t blonde actress that he found for this video needs to work at her acting a little better. because i don't think this is real. as much as she's trying to do it, i know he's making some social comments. but i'm going to call fake. >> we don't know for sure if it was set up or not. we can speculate. >> wait, so do you have a boyfriend? >> it's not that serious. >> either way, the video is actually getting a ton of attention. because, yeah, this is a big topic of discussion with a lot of people. >> i hate liars. go figure. >> thanks for joining us. we'll see you on the next "right

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