and cower before golan the insatiable! yeah, suck it, oak grove. i, the godlord terrible of gkruool, demand the return of my tome, or i will kill everyone! even me? but, i'm the mayor. even you! (roars) -young man. -what? if you want to file an official missing property report, you have to fill out a standard d13. let me see here... all right, name. yeah, got that. social security. uh, i'm gonna have to call home for that one. i accept your challenge, very attractive ogre! (laughing) that's right! golan's taller than most architects planned for. muah-ha-- oww! the worst part, keith, is my mother's boyfriend will probably move in, and act like he's my dad, but he'll never be my dad! sounds like your mom's new boyfriend's got to go.

'sup? 'sup? the nunchuck delivery guy is weird. oh, my god! you're not done yet? if kruung were here, i'd be like, "fill out that form!" and he'd be like, "boom, it's already done. can i kill any of your wives for you? something like that?" that kruung, he's like the best acolyte ever. acolyte? what's an acolyte? uh, it's like an apprentice, you know, with no chance i can blame stuff on. oh my god, that's awesome. hey, um, golan. ever be your acolyte? (snoring) oh, kruung, you got the coolest muscles. no rush on this. be here for a while. good night, dark lord. thank you for saving me from a lifetime of lonely-- (screams)

mom, i missed the bus. carole: fine, i'll drive you. (groaning) hmm? golan, darling, if you are watching this, that means it's too late for me. i am already at school, oh my god! (siren blares) golan, golan, guess what? if you bring a crossbow to school, you get a ride home from the cops! how was my day, you ask? it was... revealing. uh-oh. you have betrayed me! aah! dylan? hi, carole. ugh. well, now i have to start all over again. (yelling) why did you lie to me? i only lied because i didn't want you to go home. you're the only friend i've ever had. oh, wow.

i had no idea... that we were on freaking "oprah"! now give me my tome, so i can get back to my dimension and the hell away from you! aah! i'm sorry, okay? i'll give you your book. (gasps) the tome is gone! it was in my backpack. somebody must have stolen it. for real this time. who stole it? how am i supposed to know? i can't even solve the mystery of how babies are made. i wasn't asking you. i was asking the backpack. (roars) hello, naked warrior boy. the tome, backpack? first, the little one has to do something for me. what do i have to do? to build me a wife. out of canvas and nylon. the bride of backpack. that's stupid. shut up, dylan! everyone deserves love! it's a deal.

excellent. the thief you seek is... dylan, principal's office now! argh! girls, guess what i just stole? dylan's diary. oh, my god! let's read it tonight at my slumber party. -awesome. -so cool. ooh, a slumber party? the mackenzie b. has my tome? she's, like, the meanest girl in second grade! that's right, and we're going to that little turd's slumber party to get your book back. and i've got a wedding to plan. here comes to pack

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now, mackenzie b., inviting dylan into a home that doesn't reek of poverty would be the minnesota nice thing to do. of course, mommy. we have an extra princess tiara that would look adorable on dylan. (whispers) dylan, you don't have to do this. (whispers) yes, i do. (normal voice) great. i've always wanted to be a stereotypical child princess. (laughs fiendishly) look out, look out, the sun coming out look out, look out, for sunshine everybody's gonna have such a good time send it to everyone. caption it "no friends." wait, caption it "die alone." a caption diminishes the embarrassment. dylan, looking for... your diary? give me that, pig-tailed wench! girls, it's time to find out if dylan still wets her bed... she wants to kiss... or which girl. dylan. (whispers) read page 36!

please, whatever you do, just don't read page 36, battle with sleep-farting. it's embarrassing. ooh, look at that. the page to 36. "riazz eezer, nuuler sopb knarf asil"? does that mean? aww! oh, how cute! come here, little guy. (roars) aah! drown in the nightmare that is your pathetic reality, bitches! aah! (screaming) hey, what's going on in here? aargh! aah! (laughs) i love page 36. yes, yes! oh my god, that was so awesome!

i'm never washing it again. i'm laughing so hard, i'm crying. your nipples? i want that. hey, i guess i do. i think it's time to go home. -you're leaving? -uh, yeah. that was pretty much the whole point of the entire quest. well, i know, but we were those children. those were children? gah. and, if you stayed, then maybe i could be your acolyte. you? my acolyte? (laughing) you could never be my acolyte. you know what? fine. get in your stupid portal and go, and tell your precious kruung i said to suck it! you know, profanity is the last refuge of the inarticulate. see ya, sucker. ugh! kruung, i'm back!

(gasps) kruung? oh... if it's on a t-shirt, it must be true. hey, look, it's golan! (crowd gasps) uh-oh. execute him! waah! let's get these dayquil liquid gels and go. but these liquid gels are new. mucinex fast max. it's the same difference. this one is max strength and fights mucus. mucinex fast max. the only cold and flu liquid gel that's max-strength and fights mucus.

friend is gone, honey. maybe, i could be your monster. argh, i really wanted to be your mom's new boyfriend. did he say anything like that? does that sound familiar? (crashing) is that? oak grove, where local area monster golan the insatiable is acting more like golan the inconsolable. kruung, you betrayed-ed me! (gasps) kruung betrayed him? number one acolyte. his number one acolyte. dylan, go to him. carole... don't touch me. golan, i'm coming! listen up, everybody! there's a monster trying to be my new dad, and now he's destroying the town! to hell, or whatever. -(yelling) -wait, wait, wait! hold your donkeys folks.

now, we've all had our bad days. remember when the town wouldn't let me marry my horse? man: i remember. well, it seems this golan fella is having a bad day of his own, but i bet we could snap him out of his funk with a little pinch of minnesota nice. all: yeah! i'll bring my torch because it's dark out, and i don't want him to be scared. all: yeah! and i'm gonna introduce him to america's favorite pastime! all: yeah! i'm just gonna bale some hay got this thing covered! all: yeah! yay! the mayor did it again! hey, little guy. kruung. he betrayed me. oh, i'm sorry, but not sorry, things didn't work out with you and kruung. can i have some of your beer? hey! oh my god, no! it's an angry mob!

they're definitely here to kill you! well, isn't this great? i'm gonna die in a tree with a weird little boy. i'm a weird little girl, remember? wait a minute, you're the same kid from before? howdy, friend. now, just take my ha-- you'll never kill my godlord! (screaming) long live golan! (screaming) well, it seems the town-- hey, there you go! go, go, go! that's the stuff. uh-oh. where's the stupid stop button on this thing? (crowd gasps) come on, where is it? where is it? help! awesome! not awesome. you almost got yourself killed, you idiot. you're the worst acolyte i've ever had. but, i risked my life for--

i'm your acolyte! yes! mortals of oak grove, present your groins and prepare for your bloody demise! okay, sure. just glad you're okay. and once we take over oak grove, will surely fall next! my throne! on drum kits? should i give it a couple days, or bring one in right away? you know, set a precedent. how's your little slumber party going? oops... i am so gonna have sex with your mom. you know, i'm thinking we can get a lot more light in here. hyah! hey, get out of here, dad! alexis, you goofball. you just called your mom's new boyfriend "dad." whoa! your sister's dating the nunchuck delivery guy? da-da-da, dada-da! carole:

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with a phone. i'd be freaking out, i'd be running down the street screaming bloody murder. in this case, i think she's recording all of it because the person on the other side of the room is pulling the thing with fishing line. >> so does she say that this happens all the time? >> it's happened several times, which is why she pulled out her camera. apparently she says that if this continues, she's going to have to move. >> actually, wait. the little red container, do i see a string attached to it? >> i think you see a string. >> i would have never guessed that. >> they should have edited that out. >> all right, fine. you got me. some of the comments on youtube do say that they see a string. they call shenanigans. one offed videos shows her dog. one of the commenter says if this were real, the dog would be freaking out. >> does she have a fourth video of loch ness monster and bigfoot? because i'd like to see those. >> i would not be videotaping. i would be audi 5000. he takes it to a level no

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of trying popcorn. i'm going to try that next. pranksters just love pranking each other. even when they don't expect it, they know the possibility that they're going to get pranked is there. we've seen these guys, viral brothers, pranking the heck out of each other, using each other's girlfriends. in this case, though, this guy's

going to prank his girlfriend in a pretty gnarly, really mean kind of way. >> this is perfect time for cheating prank. >> his plan is to have his actual ex-girlfriend from many years ago come to his apartment where he lives with his girlfriend. >> with her friend, and they are going to have some girly night. >> but that bff is in on the prank. so when his girlfriend gets to the location, the bff is actually going to cancel and tell her, oh, just go back home. but back home, her man is in bed with his ex-girlfriend who she doesn't like very much. >> this is a risky, risky prank to pull. >> yes. you could die. >> they're fully dressed. but watch when the girlfriend finds out. yes. >> yes. she's dating a prank brother. >> this is going way too far.

>> is it just that she's dating him? >> yes, she's dating a prank brother. >> this is going way too far. >> she's, like, are you kidding me? >> he's, like, oh, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to do it. >> she's telling him she's pregnant. and now he's, like, what did you just say, girlfriend? he grabs a camera, starts following her, but that's in part to prove that this is actually just a prank. now, you have to keep in mind that she is dating a prankster, right? >> right. >> so she is very keen on the whole switcheroo. >> i don't know. all this double crossing and betrayals and back stabbings, friends and girlfriends and ex-girlfriends. i don't know what's happening! >> neither does he. he doesn't know, are you pranking me? is this real? is it not real?

i don't know anymore. >> worse than reality tv. my head hurts. she said this is not how i pregnant. >> in this most wonderful moment. standing right there. >> not only is she standing right there, she comes in and >> oh. >> in the end, he makes her take a second pregnancy test, shows him the test, turns out this cheating prank turned into a pregnancy reveal to him. [ speaking foreign language ] >> we love that you spent your time with us. hope you do it again on the next