tom: this is "whacked out sports " -- the highlight reel of the best brain-dead maneuvers the sports world has to offer. their pain is your gain. welcome back to "whacked out sports." so far, you have seen jumps, dumps, and guys taking the -- leaving you with the burning question, what were they

>> i can kick myself in the head tom:. -- head. tom: you might want to keep that to yourself, gaylord. for all you guys that think america has talent -- wrong. time to play you be the ump. here we see a picture attempting a take off. -- takeoff. is he say for out -- is he safe or is he out? the um p says safe, but the manager back student differ. the skipper makes a mistake here. no breath mints. this might be the minor league, but this, my friends, is a major-league meltdown. that is mature.

system, or not. hey, single -a ball is tough. long traveling, stuffy buses, showering with other guys, you are bound to snap. if you are a manager, here are some tips -- make sure to get your point across clearly. throwing back is a nice touch. embarrassing the ump in front of 1000 fans, always a winner, and do not forget to say something nasty about his mother. when the fun is over, and you have cooled off, time to head to the locker room to leave something rude on the owner' s desk. let' s meet a guy named phil. phil likes to take his dog buddy to the park and there is nothing but he likes more than to watch

his own tail silly. today, phil has a different idea for buddy. what was he thinking? congratulations, you' re the first hang gliding down. the animal rights people called and they want to start a you want to know what the warm feeling is trickling down your back -- that is what you get when you take your dog up 3000 feet, einstein. join us next week when he takes the dr. the first -- his first general men' s club. you have set a nice table to have an afternoon meal with some friends in the country, and then someone ties into the back of a motorcycle and makes you eat it. ye -- time for a bull session at the rodeo.

more cow folks getting poked -- you are going to get it. the object is simple -- leave with as many arms and legs as you came in with. see if you can outsmart an angry, 2000-pound pot roast. did not see that coming. here is a handy gambling trip -- tip. always bet on the bull. he has those pointy things. if you are thinking wherewith they find three good old boys dumb enough to do that, you have never been to a rodeo. just like wrestling, rodeo roulette is all fake, but ll. in just a few, want a big career in show business?

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tom: a comeback to "whacked out sports," where despite added protection, sometimes there is not a lot of thought that goes into what people do. think your job sucks? try life as a human cannonball. now, the trick here, aside from getting your close at people knievel apparel.com, is the distance. account for changes in wind direction and velocity. get your will know to rise, and you are good to go. let' s see it again, shelley? -- shelley? -- shall we? let' motion.

if he had only stuck the landing . remind me to send him a get well card and a gift certificate to bed, bath, and behind. thank you for not thinking, cannonball dude. what was this guy thinking sliding down a hill with a shovel between his legs -- i guess he does not want to have children, which might not be such a bad thing for this guy. ok -- this does not really fall into what were they thinking, but who cares -- they are in bikinis. let' s just sent to the hawaiian island of hottie hottie for what is known as the coconuts water relay. the goal, if you care, is to take a series of coconuts and run them through some relay challenges. lucky coconuts. the first team to organize the

sounds like a stupid enough competition and perfect for our show. ready -- let' s go cuckoo for coconuts. these brave women must be able to swing -- swim, juggle, and balance, and then the winner is crowned. >> you are the winners. congratulations. tom: on the big island, this spiritual journey of enlightenment is called -- soccer has never been as popular in america as the rest of the world. in thailand, they have an idea that might help it catch on here. fire. it is a sport that call fireball . i am not really sure why. i think we can all agree this is the kind of soccer every american can get behind. no problem teaching the kids not

plus, the header , which we know is a boring shot, now has the potential to maim and disfigure. right on, thailand. and these games do not take forever, either. one goal and it is over, because the net usually catches fire, but the really great thing is these guys are all friends. after the match, both teams joined together as one and go party at the emergency rooms, but nobody leaves before they all gather for the ceremonial post-game fireball omelet. this is an important ritual, but mostly an important way to -- awesome way to hayes and you guys. let' s check back in with the redneck games. they are getting set for the signature event, bobbing for peace feet. in the sport, they are trying to

-- pi gs' feet out of a trough. take about it as robbing for apples without a shred of dignity. i am not sure, but isn' t this one of the signs of the apocalypse?i think we have had enough with the redneck games. when we whack back, the what week is next. t you? >> attention -- if you or a loved one have a filter to prevent blood clots, listen closely -- the fda warns these devices may puncture veins and organs, putting you at risk for serious injury or death. if you are injured or a loved one died because of blood can' t -- a blood clot filter failed, you may be entitled to legal consultation. >> i am a nonattorney spokesperson.

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good about yourself, because if you ever thought i am wasting my life, what have i ever accomplished, well, bobby is the man to pump you up. bobby is a party animal -- i know. . not only does he like to have a good time, he likes to skateboard when he is having a good time. the catch is he is never skateboard in his life. you are feeling better about yourself, aren' t you? that is the power of bobby. he is a magical individual. you have to like his confidence. bobby thinks since he watched the x-games he has this skateboarding figured out, but he was not watching, he was staring at a washing machine. did not see that coming. i' m talking about his asked for life technique. his skateboarding technique sucks more than anything has ever stopped before. bobby is out cold, and all his friends are worried sick about

says there is a rocking party down the street, he is up, and he is out again when he finds out they live, but you cannot keep a good man down, which has nothing to do with bobby, but he is awake now and ready to do it again. seems like a bad idea to do this again, but bobby does not number his first try at this, and he won' t remember this one. thank you, bobby, for bringing joy to other people' s lives by taking one for the team. there you have it -- all the brainless jumps, senseless stunts and mindless maneuvers we can squeeze into a wicked little show called whacked out sports. do us a favor -- spread the love, won' t you?

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i know, right? it's so nice to have everyone over. hi hey. i just laid an egg. does anybody want it? joey, you want some gasoline? yes, please. mom, guess what? having tiny little clown babies. mhm. i just bought a hammer. with internet fast enough for everyone, your guests might get a bit carried away. get out of the past. get fios. best he can possibly get.

>> he's standing right there as >> scrolling down. >> the dude is like, you need to get out of my business. >> some of them are just whipping themselves around so whiplash. >> he pulls up the calendar. >> that's a look you give when mom busts you in the room doing something you don't want her to catch you doing. turns. meeting. >> i'm looking at the spreadsheet right now. >> wow. >> it's on his computer. >> he takes it further. he starts taking notes as well. he's writing down people's e-mail. he even ends up calling jack out. >> do you want some coffee? >> no, thanks, i appreciate it though. >> he's so polite, he gets away with it. >> i'm jack.

>> he's super polite. then he goes right back into it laptop. but it turns out it wasn't just for any old reason. this is actually video sponsored by 3m. >> 3m created a screen protector like what you see in planes where you can see it straight on but off to the side it goes opaque. he's explaining his weird behavior. new year's day, perfect time to go out and play in some fresh powder, right? well, i don't know if this guy had a hang over, he takes his snow bike out, and well, he's about to meet up with some folks -- >> oh! >> of all the places, are you

>> road traffic accident in the middle of the mountain, in the middle of nowhere. >> he was able to get his bike back down the hill. but he's probably got a little >> how about a little toilet bowl cleaning? >> that nailed it. >> he's like, just don't hit the tree, it will be fun but just don't hit the tree. >> that's the problem, if you look at something, that's what you end up hitting. she's trapped in the bathroom. but there's no wasting time. she's putting a video together, one, to warn other people, and two, maybe just evidence she doesn't make it.

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>> but then mom's like, why go through that? >> if she's going to yell at you, she's going to yell at you whether you're strong or weak, right? >> yeah. >> there's competition from an older man. >> a guy's got to do what a guy's got to do. >> and there's your motivation for the year, guys. >> i love him.

psa, one that's very important to guys. >> hi, guys. >> she's trapped in the bathroom and she's putting a video together, one, to warn other evidence that she doesn't make it. >> i'm just mesmerized that she's doing this whole little selfie video. >> she's obviously been working on youtube. >> it's so pretty. >> isn't it pretty? >> no word yet from a major news network to see if she actually made it out of the bathroom. thanks for watching, everyone. hope we put a smile on your face today.