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we continue following breaking news out of nashua, new hampshire. jacob goulet was reported missing around 9:00 friday night. police believe he may have fallen in a storm drain during last night's heavy rain. we have jacob's picture posted on our social media outlet so you can share it there. and we are learning more about the two men killed when a trench they were working in collapsed on top of them. kelden maddox and richard higgins are named as the two m killed on dartton street friday afternoon. fox 25 also is discovering more information about the company that they worked for atlantic drain. they have faced dozens of osha violations including ones involving trench safety and lack of proper protection. a 9-year-old boy is recovering tonight after he was hit by a car in saugus. this was the scene on walnut street around 7:30 friday night. police tell fox 25 the boy was crossing the road and police say
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him about 50 feet. the boy has non-life-threatening injuries and the other two were not hurt. police say they're not pressing charges since they say the driver had a golf when he was turning. westport police say they are worried about a farm where hundreds of sick and dying animals were removed this past summer. they're learning the owner has at least one new animal on the property. back in july more than 1400age mals were seized from a farm off american legion least one cow on that property and the police department says their hands are tied. >> there's nothing stopping the property owner from bringing animals back on the police end the only entities that could stop that would be the board of health and the building department enforcing violations. >> police say they have asked the court for -- court proceedings in connection with previous animal removal but no one has been charged at this
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outage friday for most of the east and west coast. remember sights like twitter, spotify and netflix were taken down. brian ennis. >> reporter: on to the latest investigation as to whom might be responsible. >> reporter: friday's cyber attack with a nationwide well planned and executed attack and now investigators are trying to figure out whether it was done by russia or china or whether it was perpetrated by an independent group of hackers. friday's attack came in three ways, beginning at west coast by day's end shutting down dozens of web sites including amazon, netflix, air bnb, twitter, read it, spotify and pay pal. hackers unleashed a attack when hackers with a lot of junk internet traffic overwhelm their servers until they shut down.
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company who server as act a switchboard providing internet traffic and services to some of america's biggest companies. alarmingly hackers in this case took control of tens of millions of every day household item connected to the internet like baby monitors and smart tvs and redirected their data to overwhelm servers. cyber security experts say d-dot attacks are often used to probe a network in advance of a larger cyber attack. >> this is the first move on a forward or he is resonseage chess board is unbeknownst to me but what's interesting is this attack taking down the web sites and allow the hackers to create a fog of war while they sneak into the backdoors of the network. >> reporter: a hacker group claimed responsibility for the attack saying they simply wanted to highlight security vulnerability saying we didn't do it to attract federal agents, only to test power. this claim has not been verified
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credit for attacks before. friday's attacks come amid wikileaks presidential email dump and new concerns that russian hackers are trying to influence our election process. in new york, brian ennis, fox news. brian enis, fox news. a mostly clear evening near boston but it is chilly out there. wind certainly picking up a bit, as well. >> absolutely, low pressure moving away to the north and on the backside of that those cold bluesy northwesterly and westerly winds have come in. and yeah, we're getting the first snow of the season in the berkshires, the green mountains off to the north, some resorts in vermont gonna be getting several inches of snow, even possibly into western mass. let's take a look at the doppler radar upclose. just a few flakes being indicated on radar in the
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reports of that, but shiri will have the latest in the morning beginning at 6:00 a.m., around the keene area, as well. that rain/snow line hovering over. in the middle 40s, upper 30s in worcester. so with that, we are 20 to 22 degrees colder than we were last night at this time. so big changes, went from almost a summery feel of humidity and rain all the way over to an early winter feel. all right, let's take 35 miles per hour. most of the area, however. the higher gusts, 40 to 45, nantucket, p town rate now, in fact some winds on the vineyard have been up near 50 miles per hour at times and so we have a wind advisory. weather service posted this through sunday because we're gonna see the winds getting into the trees, driving on to the leaves, knocking the limbs
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a tree down on the vineyard. let's zoom into tewksbury where we had trees and wires down on kendall road. this is the concern right through tomorrow. overnight lows in the 40s. but we'll see windchills that will be colder. check this out as you wake up 7:30 in the morning on a sunday. it's gonna be feeling like the upper 20s in nashua and worcester. feeling like the freezing mark around beverly, boston and norwood. feeling like the middle 30s on cape cod in on or keep it inside a little while longer. it's gonna be windy all day but we also see a return to sunshine with highs in the middle to upper 50s. we're gonna wipe out the rain chance for tomorrow. monday we have to bring a chance of a shower back, and then on wednesday, there's a chance of one of those ocean-effect showers trying to develop. let's track this with futurecast. we start out the day still with a few clouds. watch how they clear out during the midday and afternoon.
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and then we are dry for your sunday evening plans. it's gonna be a little less windy, but still breezy. and here's another reason why those winds aren't ready to go away yet. another front is on the way, and we do have that chance for some showers. right now it looks like the pike's southward, or even south of the pike, would have a better chance to be impacted by some rain on a monday morning drive and for back-to-school weather, as well. it's a breezy monday afternoon but the sun is back once again. just gonna be on the cool side. by the way, over in pittsburgh at 4:25 tomorrow, 60 degrees. scattered clouds, not too much wind. and seven-day forecast, monday, tuesday, wednesday, we're gonna see some cold nights, down near the freezing mark. and we'll see the winds taper off. and that's gonna let those temperatures get colder. a new rain chance may be in the making late this upcoming week. back to you. >> okay, jays is son.
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restrictions on air bnb. people say they use it mostly because it's cheaper especially when visiting new york. what won't be cheap though under this new law is the penalty you could pay if you're caught listing a vacant apartment for a short-term rental. it says anyone trying to fill an empty unit for less than 30 days could face a $7500 fine. new yorkers who rent out their homes say they're pretty disappointed. >> i have children that college and so we need the additional income. and we gave it a shot, and it's been very good for us. >> the new law does not apply to spare bedrooms, so most air bnb hosts actually won't be affected. the company itself is not happy filing a lawsuit to stop the law's implementation just hours after it was past. so far there's no timeline for when exactly the new law will go into affect. some stomach pain turned
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after that. dad made in to the hospital but had to see it to it was a surprise. >> reporter: the surprise of a lifetime for this norten woman who calls her little bundle a big blessing. >> i've always been an aunt. so i'll keep the kids for the longest and then give them back, here, take your kids. i can't take him back now. it's is surreal. >> he was premature but
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>> over the years we haven't changed that much. we still have a lot of the core guys. you're always coming in for a big match-up. no matter what. feels like it's kind of always the same steelers defense. a lot of pressure it's a challenging defense to play. >> tom b touch the steelers are all he wants, the truth is he owns this team, 4 and 2 in his history of heinz field and that includes two wins in two different afc championship games. 8 and 2 and 10 games against the steelers all time, and in those games he's thrown for 24 touchdowns total in just three interceptions.
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from him tomorrow? well, one interesting stat brady is 13 and 12 in his last 25 road games so this is a much bigger test than he had against the browns in his first road game of the season. >> brady did say he was rusty. >> he looked maybe a little rusty in the first half against the bengals but then the offensive really picked it up. what can we expect against randl-jones? well, third in the nfl and place over 40 yards. on the other hand, the patriots do not allow it. something kind of has to give in this game i think it might be the steelers who give this one. >> and on the steelers offense, bell and antonio brown, a
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as any in the nfl. >> and brown patriots will certainly have to keep a close eye on him, maybe double team him, i that i malcolm butler will probably cover brown. he didn't do so holt in the week one game last week. can't really load the defensive line against the run there. valentine and hamilton are already ruled you the for this game. >> doug, here's the real question, how can lose this game? everyone is expecting this tome win. vegas has them as a 7.5 favorite. if they do win, why not? >> i think it would have to be on the defense. defense has been streaky so far this season during the first half and the second half, if they're bad in the first half, they're good in the second half. i think they have to string together two bad halves because i don't think that tom brady wants too much trouble in this game. >> the latest patriots steelers
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>> linebacker jamie collins travels with the team. he was out last week with a hip injury. that is good news. moving on to bc football. november 29th 2014 seems like a long time ago. bc beat syracuse 28-7. that win was the last time the eagles beat a conference opponent. 11 straight acc losses going into today. the opponent syracuse, once again. eagles squaring off for william harris picks up, quarterback eric dungy and dungy is ticked off and paris makes his way down the sideline. dungy swung them out of bounds. and then fists start flying. dungy flagged for the personal foul. unfortunately for bc, syracuse delivered the knockout blow. dungy had three touchdowns, none
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one handed catch. 68 yards. ed bc has now dropped 12 straight acc games and 3 and 4 on the year. the only highlight of the game, came at half time, bc great lou keikley at his no. 40 retired. he was the first round draft pick of the carolina panthers back in 2011 and has gone on to become an all pro linebacker in the nfl. he was humbled by the honor. stayed the same in that stadium were mike came reduce and you always thought he could be up there on the wall with those guys and i want to say thank you for not only giving me the opportunity to come to school here but to play here. >> theo versus tito. it is going to happen. the cubs punched their ticket to the world series. we will take to you the party in chicago that will be throughout the night there. not much of a party tonight in boston.
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away with the unassistant goal. later bruins go on to lose this one 4-2, your final. back in 2004, the red sox of course exercised the demons of an 86-year curse. two men who had a key role, manager terry francona whose indians are going to the world series and general manager theo epstein now with the cubs hoping to break the eight-year drought, aka, the curse of the billy goat. clayton kershaw and the cubbies jumped on them early. brian singles in the first round of the game. kershaw allowed 4 runs in just 5 innings of work. the dodgers abs couldn't get anything going against kyle hedricks. he walks and sends fans panicking. they've seen this happen before
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double-play to end it. they go on to win 5-0, your final. moving on to the world series for the first time in 71 years. the scene in chicago tonight certainly a familiar one, of course, here in boston, years of frustration and futility, first trip to the world series for the cubs since 1945, and how about this, the cubs will face the indians a team that haven't won when they beat the boston braves. another look at the crowd out in chicago tonight, terry franchione indians must watch television. and think about it, too, the players with red sox ties here. jon lester, ladki, david roth, mike napoli, crist, andrew mill we are the indians. incredible game 1 of the world series tuesday night in cleveland, and it's right here on fox 25.
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(humming a tune) ah. -i think it would be great to go on a fast. -yeah. a juice cleanse. craig: yeah, i'm looking forward to it. -(screeches) -edie: zorn? -all i asked was that you get rid of your boxes. -yeah, yeah. no, i-i know. but look, it's all my old awesome stuff. man, i haven't seen some of this crap in years. oh, man. the stone of sight! you remember this, edie? -huh? you remember? -i remember -the stone of sight, yes. -so dangerous in the hands of evil. i really should have destroyed that a long time a... oh-oh! game boy! ha-ha! -oh, my thumbs got quite a workout on this bad boy. -zorn, this junk has been here for years. craig needs some space to wall-mount his bicycles. bicycles? who the hell rides bicycles? uh, we do. craig and i enjoy -riding bicycles together, as a couple. -oh, hey, craig, you know what edie and i used to enjoy
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of a mountain for months at a time. yeah. you should try cycling, zorn. it's really good for your heart. oh, you know what else is good for your heart? having tantric sex with edie on top of a mountain for months at a time. nice shirt, by the way. it's a nautica, zorn. -well, your mom's a nautica. -craig: okay. this is escalating. my ears are getting hot. -i'm gonna go for an anger ride. -oh, let me guess-- -on your bicycle? -edie: zorn! if you don't clean this up, i am gonna have to throw it all out. aw, come on, you really want to get rid of our sex masks? oh-ho-ho, man. we had a lot of sex in these bad boys, huh? i've got to go to work. hey, edie. you still got that tattoo? the one with the z on one cheek, r-n on the other? i got rid of that tattoo a long time ago. -why? -because we got divorced, zorn. -i don't need your... -you know what? i'm sorry. i-i totally see where you're coming from, and i will be moving the boxes now. thank you. it's nice to hear you sounding mature about -the whole thing, because you see... -(game boy music playing) oh, this song is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks. (sighs)
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-good boy, good boy. -(barking, panting) nancy? -hey. -hey, it's alan. alan, like, i live here alan, not stalking you or anything. huh. alan... alan... oh, right. your dad, uh, he killed that bird in your driveway. -right? that alan? -yeah. oh, my god, i forgot about that. it's, like... yeah, he just moved here from, like, this other country that's really brutal and crazy... i get it. my dad's from cambodia. ...and during the war, he, uh, did a lot of bad... bad things. -oh. um... -alan! i'm kidding. he owns a used car dealership. okay! (laughs) wow, that's, like, a big difference. why the hell is alangulon talking to that elfish, waifish asian maiden? oh, boy, that's a tongue twister. elfish, waifish asian maiden. elfish, waifish... mm! one time this lady asked my dad
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he kicked a dent in her car. so embarrassing. -(zorn smooching) -nancy: oh, wait. -are you in p.e. with jules davey? -yeah, i'm... nancy: he was dating my friend alison for a second, -but i think they were having... -alan: would you like to-to walk you to home? -mm. yeah. sure. let me just... -nah. -just leave it. yeah. let's just go. -no, i should clean it up. -no, seriously, leave it. -it'll only take a second. no, the poop's great. it's good on our lawn. ooh, wooh, wooh... -(dog whines) -you know what? so... oh, dad, thank you so much for the help. so funny. i'm really glad you're back. aw, come on! oh, do i see a little smile? maybe it wasn't funny. it feels funny when i'm doing it. (moaning, smooching) mm-hmm. that's undeniable. why would you need hand dryers? let's say you got a sackful of severed hands, okay, but some of them are still wet,
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no. you're a psycho! zorn, i am starting to get the sense you have no idea what you're doing. -but the important thing is i'm having fun, right? -no. that's not the thing. the thing is to make a sale, -and you have not made one. -and yet i'm still having fun, which i think speaks towards my spirit. have you tried using the script? it can be pretty persuasive. todd already landed two new accounts using that script last week. yeah, the script. i mean, it's good, it's good. it's a great template. but, you know, i have a tendency to feel that i get my best results when i'm just winging it. make a sale, or i'm gonna fire you. definitely. you're the boss, my man. (school bell rings) (indistinct chatter) -(ringtone playing) -i got a... huh? yeah. -hello? -zorn: hey, buddy. -uh, i was calling to apologize. -for what? for yesterday, or just, like, my entire childhood? no, no, no, just for yesterday. look, and i've also been thinking, there is an area i might be helpful to you, you know. you seem to be keen on a certain elfish, waifish asian maiden, -am i right? -dad, it's fine. i don't... alangulon, listen, i don't mean
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e talking tora, princess of light, yonna, princess of victory, helena, princess of, um... damn it. i don't even remember what she was princess of, -i was so darn wasted. (chuckles) -can i... i got to go. wha-what's up? doesn't matter. look, what i've learned is that to get a woman, son, all you have to do is offer her some corn nuts. -corn nuts. -trust me, son, chicks love corn nuts. it makes all the sense in the world-- i mean, they're crunchy... -great. okay, i got to go. i'm at school. bye. (bell ringing) edie: it's not your garage anymore, zorn. er it. -edie: hey, sweetie. -hey. -hey, alan. hey, your dad called this morning to apologize-- did he reach you? yeah, he called, and then he tried to give me advice about girls. edie: your dad? (scoffs) first of all, you'd come to me if you needed advice about girls. -nope. -and second of all, he calls it -a "vajiba." -aah! don't say that. -well... -hey, craig, can i use that once you're finished grading? uh, not "grading," alan. grading implies the traditional letter system, which, as you know, i find limiting.
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-is that like an a? -(chuckles): no, alan, it's not like an a. -is it like an a-minus? -yes. edie: ooh. what if we take the boxes to him? dad's boxes? he still hasn't picked up that crap? well, in zorn's defense, he did take the game boy. you know, his apartment is on the way to that estate sale you wanted to go to. oh, i love going through dead people's things. honey, could you move the boxes into your car? you'd get a p7 in my book. maybe even a p8. a c? ? ? mm. ah... -water. -what? i just said "water." (laughs): yeah. that's what it is. (alan exhales) water, water, lots of drops to drink. -you know? with the... -yeah. -you can drink it. you got to have it. -okay. uh... hey, nancy. uh, do you want
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rn nuts? yeah. yeah. sure. i love corn nuts. (chuckles) oh. really? do you have any? uh-uh. oh. -ah. -'cause... -where did they go? -you asked me. where do the corn nuts go? okay. well... i have to get to class, so... -see ya. -hey, yeah, i do, too. (sighs) (knocking) hey, alangulon! all right! get on in here, buddy. come on in. make yourself at home. so, what do you think? i know it kind of looks -like a, uh... -a place where crackheads -go to have sex? yeah. -yeah. exactly. yeah. hey, can i get you anything? you know, a glass of water, maybe, or some butter? oh, you know, i got a big old bag -of warm meat in the bathroom sink. -that's okay. i'm kind of trying to cut back on warm sink meat. all right. well, i got some cold stuff in the toilet. you know what? doesn't matter. what'd you want to talk about?
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-how did you know that? -like i said, i'm no stranger to feminality, okay? i just understand women on a deeper level than most men. i listen. you know, that's really a big part of it. you just got to listen. no, i'm kidding! i'm... i'm screwing with you. no, i use the stone of sight. alan: what is that, like, a... is that a web site? ah, here, check it out. okay, all right, what you want to do, you want to hold it up in front of you, now hold it there, you want to keep it -straight there, just so... -like this? okay, now, you want to look through here. all right, good. now repeat after me. -show me... -show me... ...the elfish, wai... wait. -nancy? what is this? -come on, just say it. (sighs, grunts) show me nancy. (lightning zapping, thunder crashing) guys, i have your salmon right here. -(gasps loudly) -pretty cool, right? hmm? yeah? oh, and just so you know, it's dangerous in the hands of evil. at amope we know, heels can be every woman's fashion secret.
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alan: you're stalking her! nah-ah. no. i'm not stalking her. i-i'm just watching her every move. -that's stalking! -what? i'm just trying to help you, so that you'll think i'm an awesome dad. and then, i don't know, we'll sneak into a ball game together and dump beer on people's heads and fight the security. -i mean, is that a crime? -yes, those are all crimes. excuse me for not knowing all the crimes (chuckles): in all the world, okay? all right, so you don't want to know that her favorite movie is ferris bueller's day off. and thinks that white v-neck t-shirts are crazy hot. -she said that? -yeah. i mean, unless she was lying to her best friend shannon, which i really don't think she would. although, come to think about it, when shannon got home last night, she was talking to joni perkins-- you know, butt-crack joni, right? -i don't know her personally. -like, pull your jeans up, lady. -nobody needs to see that. -okay. let me just, like, think... okay, if i'm not aware of what you're doing, like, if you don't tell me,
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like i... it's like i guessed. sure. yeah, no, rationalize away. as far as i'm concerned, i'm just getting pointers from my dad on girls, right? god, it's so cool when you can really see yourself in your child. nature is a... well, it's just an amazing thing. (grunting) (creature grunting quietly) -(exhaling sharply) -creature: ooh. ooh. (creature growls) zorn: whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. i'm not finished with that page yet. don't... aw. likes... the way rooney mara wore it. dislikes the way khloe kardashian-- or however you spell that-- wore it. okay. man, i remember when stalking used to be fun. oh, you know what? show me the punk who stole my phone. man, what the...? oh, boy. of course-- it was in the coin pocket. i never use that little guy. mm. now i got to go back and apologize to that valet.
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... wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. hold on, what is that? (sputters) you know what? whatever. like craig doesn't have a bald spot. show me craig. zorn: oh, brother. "oh, look at me cycling with my fianc?e. "'cause we're one of those couples that enjoy spending time together." give me a break. todd! hey! can i ask you a question? -actually, i'm kind of in a... -yeah. how do you make a sale? well, the easiest way is to start with someone you know. mm-hmm, mm-hmm. uh, todd! todd! sers? todd, wait! ? ? -hey. -huh? what?!
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yeah, i love this place. it's super funky, you know? it's, like... i feel like vintage clothing really has, like, a story to tell. i literally said the same thing this morning. wow. huh. yeah, you know what, sometimes "life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop "and look around once in a while, -you can miss it." -ferris bueller. yeah. it's, like, my favorite movie. it's my favorite movie. no way! -crazy. -nancy (laughs): shannon, this is my friend, alan. this is shannon, by the way. "creepy alan"? with the psycho dad? -different alan. (chuckles) -whatever. i'm gonna go see if any of the stuff from the '80s still has coke in the pockets. you know, i only just met her just now, but i've seen her around school a bunch, and she's, like, definitely changed a lot in the last year, -you know what i'm saying? -yeah. she was really into volleyball last year, -but now she... -now she's like a total stoner. you know, it's, like, one beaded braid no make dem -a rasta! -(laughs) hey, this is totally random, but, uh, next weekend i have two tickets to see this band,
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-into them at all... -are you serious? -(laughs) -yes! (passing horn honks) (quietly): oh, you're kidding me. (quietly): you're kidding me. nope! no! -hey, hey, no, no. -uh-oh, busted. -take those back! -oh, come on, edie, you don't actually want bikes in your garage. that's insane. -i mean, bikes? -yeah, bikes. my bike, craig's bike, together, just the two of them. hey, edie, you're really gonna keep pretending like... this isn't happening? happening? come on, i've had a lot of sex, edie. -(groans) -i've seen a lot of vajibas, and a lot of women have seen my pebis, you hear me? -i know what i'm talking about. -i really don't want to hear about your pebis. all right, well, if i'm so wrong about us, then how come you still have your zorn tattoo? i don't have that zorn tattoo. edie, i've seen it. how... have you... the stone of sight?! -oh... my... god! -oh, okay, so now you want
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did you spy on me in the shower? the real outrage here should be the length of your showers. we are in a drought, edie. it is not a joke. -is that a safe? -yes. -craig got it for his answer keys. -edie, i need the stone, okay? i can't tell you why, but trust me. plus, plus, it is dangerous -in the hands of evil. -you are the hands of evil! okay, fine. you think some little safe is gonna stop me? i... am... zorn! zero, zero, zero, zero. -(buzz) -damn. zero, zero, zero, one. -damn. zero, zero, zero, two. -(buzz) -damn. zero, zero, zero, three.
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eservations before the show? -sure, yeah, -but-but here's the thing... -definitely think about it when she's got her clothes on, okay? hey, thanks, dad, -for, um, you know... -hey! but... (sighs) my pleasure, son. was that a client? uh, yeah. yeah, it was. zorn, i don't want to have to fire you. just... use the script, make a sale. i know. i know. no, and i'm super close. it's just, um, well, you know, i have this perfect way to connect with this client, and, uh, i mean, he was totally appreciating me. i mean, it was amazing. i'm gonna lose him, and i... i mean, god, i... i just love him so much, you know? okay. okay. i know... all about this way of connecting with a client, and... trust me, it does not work out. i mean, there's a line there, there's temptation. you know, just don't give in to it. oh, gosh, i think your best bet would just be to end it, you know? you got to go over there in person, get the job done, and get out of there.
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you could still make that sale. in person. edie: well, i warned him. now his stuff is in the trash. -i mean, that is on him. -oh. y-you got a thing -on your... -(screams) -(creature grunting quietly) -oh! get it off! -okay, -kill it! -okay, i'll get it, i'll get it. i'm not gonna kill it. it's just a little... (horrified gasping) -(garbage disposal grinding) -(creature grunting) -(cracking, screeching) -oh, my god! -(creature grunting quietly) -whew! look, as childish you can't force someone to move on. you got to stop letting it drive you crazy. just let it go. come on. look, could i get upset about the tattoo that you still have on your behind? sure. do i? sometimes. privately. -you know it means nothing to me. -i know, and i try not to let it torment me, which is why i prefer missionary. you know what? you're right.
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there is laser removal. (zorn shudders) hmm. well, let's see what else we got here. let's see. what? -pretty creepy, man. -hey, you want your five stars or not? wait, hold on. who is that? is that her brother? -dude, i don't know. -what the hell? wow. and people say zephyrians are the one with the deviant sexual impulses, huh? -(chuckles) -well, maybe it's not her brother. -hey! why can't i roll this window up? -it's busted, man. -just don't worry about it. -ah! this car sucks, dude. -hey, take it down a notch. -can i help you? -oh, no, -no, no, we're good, thank you. -really? -you're good? -yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just, uh, we were, um, yeah, we're looking for an address, but i-i think we're on the wrong street, so, uh... -i saw you urinate on my tree. -oh, you saw that? okay. well, i'm sorry. it was kind of an emergency. -but, hey, we're about to take off, so just... -yeah, i just want to put this out there, man. i do not know this guy at all. i picked him up earlier. he was drinking -in the park. -i was having a beer. yeah. it was more than a beer. and now you're at four stars, brian. -you want to make it three? -you knocked over
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maybe back in vietnam or wherever, this sort of thing... vietnam? vietnam? (chuckles) wh-why would you say that? i mean, -do i look vietnamese to you? seriously? -dude, that's racist. brian, turn the car on. let's go. red 97! set! red 97! did you say 97? yes. you know, that reminds me of geico's 97% customer satisfaction rating. 97%? helped by geico's fast and friendly claims service. oh yeah, baby. geico's as fast and friendly as it gets. woo! geico. expect great savings and a whole lot more. (coughs) that cough doesn't sound so good. well i think you sound great. move over. easy booger man. take mucinex dm. it'll take care of your cough. fine! i'll text you in 4 hours when your cough returns.
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(singing inaudibly) (knocking) hey, buddy. you weren't answering your phone, so i figured i'd pop by. okay. so anyway, i've, uh, got some fatherly advice for you. oh, fatherly advice? this is gonna be really cool. -can't wait. -well, i'm feeling like maybe things aren't gonna work out for you and nancy. it's just, um, i mean, you could do better. oh, you think i can do better? really? oh, my gosh. my dad thinks that? if i'm being honest, i think she might be prone to incest. okay, so it's definitely not because you went over to her house to spy on her, and insulted her dad to the point where he kicked a dent in your car? okay, all right, that did not happen. yes, it did! i saw you! -you spied on me? -yeah. i used the stone of sight. got it out of craig's safe-- he says the code out loud when he types it in. zero, zero, zero, six. are you kidding me? (groans) okay, well, you know what? i think the best thing is probably for me to stop trying to help; i always seem to be making things worse. well, it's not like it matters.
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in the end. you know, sometimes you really like someone, and you talk a big game like it's gonna work out, but the fact is she's with someone else. and it sucks. i mean, it sucks (bleep). i mean, i get it, you know? you wish you could just rip off the new guy's nose and break off his finger and stick it where his nose used to be and then just punch him in his stupid bicycle face! i can see the headline now: man with tiniest genitals dies, world rejoices. but then, i don't know, once you start to... -i mean... maybe it gets better. -yeah, you're right. hey, thanks, dad. it's really nice to finally have, like, an actual conversation, you know, where we can, like, talk to each oth... (game boy music playing) yeah. it's great, -super great to... -mm-hmm. finally have a... one-on-one conversation back and forth, where... -yeah, totally. -...you're really listening -listening. -to everything i'm saying,
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here we go. (grunts) (faint, distorted voices) (thunder rumbling) zorn: nah, it's for the best. there are just too many evil hands in the world. mainly yours. but thank you for finally moving your boxes. yeah, i know, it's weird. it's, like, we're, uh... like we're officially divorced now, i guess. hey, can you, uh... -can you give us a minute? -oh. listen, uh, craig, i, uh, i owe you an apology. how about we hit the old reset button? hat, zorn. hello. i'm zorn from sanitation solutions. do you have a second to talk about how satisfied you are with your current bathroom products supplier? yeah. $600 on soap dispensers? i know. it was impulsive. what the hell were you thinking? well, well, well, trouble in paradise. zorn, how you make the puppets dance. look, honestly, i just feel sorry for zorn. -wait, wait. hold on. -he lost you, he lives in squalor,
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