announcer: well, despite your considerable charms -- oh, you mean you want him to talk! >> he's one of the greatest celebrities i have no idea who he really is. harvey: i don't know anything about bruno mars. >> nothing. announcer: it's time for a "tmz" mars probe, where we utilize all of our comfortable time and resources to unlocking -- harvey: let's create a character. since we don't know, we will create, who's bruener mars? announcer: that's for fun! bruno mars was born i operate chief and lloyd of a lion goddess. >> his mother was a hula dancer. announcer: still works. when he was 8, bruno led an uprising of his fellow smoeens on the island. >> bruno mars is a puerto rican jew? >> he's a puerto rican jew. announcer: exotic. >> his real name is peter hernandez. >> doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? announcer: no! we prefer our bruno enigmatic, unbound and --

short. announcer: fine, he's a short puerto rican peep. adios, pete! >> ice t at l.a.x. coke coand their little baby chanel. so recently joe biden appeared on "law & order: s.v.u." he's an actor. i asked ice what that was like? >> he was very cool. i was impressed he knew my name. he was like where is ice t. >> i s acting? >> i couldn't criticize him. he came in. he knocked it out and did the speech. he did it, knocked it out. >> i said could he be a legitimate actor? >> i don't know. actor might be more boring to him. he has a much more exciting job. >> this is when someone drives up and shouts out their window. >> oh, from the commercial! >> ice t? >> what's with these people, man? lemonade! >> and then he tells me, he's

the geico commercial. >> the geico guy! [laughter] >> take care, guy. thanks. announcer: and now oh, what a cute doggy! who's a good boy! who's a good -- ahhh! he's got my face! oh, help me for the love of god, there's so much blood! starring dave. that's mark harman's dog. >> he's a pitbull mix. he's a of "ncis" which is fine because -- >> they have a really cool office situation where they get to bring their dogs to work. harvey: i get the subtext. >> which is so cool! harvey: so what happens with this grow gresive off setting with dave. announcer: lose the attitude and we'll tell you. sources say a crewman was rough housing with dave like he did every day but on this day -- >> dave gets spooked. harvey: because he's a dog. >> dave ended up biting the crew member, causing about 16 stitches.

announcer: ? and what do you get antibiotics and some percocet ? anyway, the crewman is fine and he's back at work. >> dave, the dog, hasn't been back to the set since because obviously he has an issue and kept be back. harvey: he tasted blood. >> you know as well as i do, every day there's probably a pucci ma gucci. harvey: so you have dogs here, one is poochy ma gucci and one is dave. which do you choose to play with? harvey: going to go with poochy ma what happens to dave? >> dogs who attack humans need to be put down. harvey: dave is fine. dave is at home. announcer: mindy? >> he's with mark harman, still? harvey: yes, yes! announcer: terrific! see, a happy ending! except for the guy with the stitches. >> hey, how are you guys doing? >> emily series and sarah stage -- >> whew! >> yeah, they're hot. they're so hot. they're instagram models and

we got them leaving a costume store. >> are you guys going to dress up as anything in particular? >> it's a surprise, yeah. >> and we're like there's a lot of political stuff going on now. >> people dressing up as sexy trump, sexy hillary. what would you want to do? >> neither. >> which i have seen a costume for and it's amazing. we're like what are you guys doing? >> we're going to a halloween p. >> and the camera guy is like can i come and bring my wife? >> but you can watch it. it's streaming live. harvey: it would be interesting. for two minutes. >> for two minutes. that's all you need. >> no, because they're going to be wearing costumes and funky -- >> like bernie sanders. harvey: bernie sanders? >> if berpy sanders had double d boobs -- >> if bernie sanders had big, fake boobs, you would go ok. >> i wouldn't bang him but i would pleasure myself! [laughter] >> all right. thank you so much.

announcer: coming up -- >> congratulations are in order for see sar ya and russell wilson because they're expecting their first kid! >> i think that this relationship is really, really good for ciara. i think she wants the entire family. >> you think she trapped him into this? >> i think russell wanted to trap her because she's so beautiful. >> no! announcer: plus -- >> he with got barbara corcoran. she's on "shark tank." we can her, what kind of advice would you give tiger woods right now? >> i would say get young wife and enjoy yourself. harvey: barbara corcoran's wrong. tiger woods did better when he

>> coming up -- >> rande gerber. partied with and walked straight to the car and it's casa meigia time! it's like he was chumming the water with tequila. narrator: planned parenthood provides

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having sex. we get it, you bang a lot! >> you think if they really did wait, they would want a solid year of just having sex before just getting knocked up. harvey: that's an interesting point. announcer: yeah, why did russell go straight for the end zone? did ciara want a sibling for baby future? >> i think ciara wanted to hurry up and make this house a home. harvey: why? >> the only time we say ciara's name in this room -- harvey: is russell wills even and futu really, really good for ciara. >> you think she trapped him into marriage? >> she did not. that's her husband! announcer: yeah, that's ridiculous. but not as ridiculous as this -- >> i think russell wanted to trap her because she's so beautiful. yeah. [arguing] announcer: congrats on the baby making! >> president hillary clinton was

>> madam president, happy birthday! >> yes. >> she was talking to shaar la may, angela and got one of the awesome surprises for her birthday. all of a sudden, they bring out stevie wonder! >> oh! ? happy birthday to ya happy birthday to ya ? >> everybody kind of lets him sing but it's such an infectious song, everybody joins in. ? happy birthday to ya happy birthday come out and pose ? >> it was really an awesome moment. you could tell she was actually incredibly happy. it was dope. >> have they decided what they're going to refer to bill clinton as? harvey: first gentleman. no, he's still president. >> the two of them walking down thele hallway and somebody goes, hey, president clinton! >> more than likely they will

>> oh! [laughter] ? happy birthday to ya ? announcer: all right! it's barbara corcoran from "shark tank" out in n.y.c. and it's time to talk -- inventions, yeah! >> what's the most-ever pitched idea? >> the most-ever pitched idea? harvey: oh, i love that! >> what do you think it is? harvey: god, let me just think for a second. announcer: and that's time! tell me what it is, barbara. >> golf products. they'r a terrible and never make it. harvey: i don't understand. what kind of brilliant new golf things? announcer: oh, my god, there's so many, the potty putter and the drink caddie and who can forget the euro club! >> it's a fake putter that they have the handle is a place you can pee into. there's a towel that goes in front of your wiener. announcer: so natural. how did this product not take off? >> the problem is golf courses are closing like at a crazy rate. harvey: why?

and the problem is, it's getting so bad nike just shut down their entire golf division. harvey: no! >> they're no longer making golf products. harvey: is golf dyeing? >> golf's in trouble. >> there's no big star anymore. harvey: it's true. golf needs tiger woods back. right, babes? >> what if you say you had a guy like tiger woods? >> tiger woods? >> what about him? >> i say get busy, get a young wife and inis joy himself. harvey: that's not necessarily the solution for tiger of the tiger woods did better when he played the >> when he was married and had sex with other women. that's when he was the best. announcer: and for only 19.95 on q.v.c. -- oh, wait, that's lori. [laughter] >> thank you, barbara. >> rande gerber at catch. harvey: dude i like a lot. >> he has the casa migos, hanging out with clooney. married to cindy crawford. life is good for rande gerber. >> just throws it out there.

starts, because, walks straight to his car and opens up his trunk and it's casa migas time, dude. they're going crazy. it's like a feeding frenzy! harvey: so smart. >> speaking of good business, you guys see the world series last night? harvey: what? >> the leadoff guy from the cleveland indians got on first base and stole second successfully. everybody in america gets a free taco. harvey: in america? >> that' >> did he do it? >> yeah, he did do it. >> how do you know if they had more than one? why not just keep going back in? harvey: how do he this know? >> how embarrassing if you're put on the list. sir, did you get a taco earlier? a wall of photos of fat guys. [laughter] >> thank you so much, rande. >> coming up -- >> justin bieber on the u.k. last night. got video of him driving on the wrong side of the road. >> purposely driving?

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hello, governor, is that justin bieber about to smash into me car because he's driving on the wrong side of the road? >> we got justin bieber on the u.k. he's been out there on tour for a while. we have got video of him driving on the wrong side of the road. announcer: yes, even though they drive on the left over in red coat country, biebs was feeling patriotic and swerved to the right, which was wrong. on the other hand -- >> it's the right side of the road to him. harvey: here's the problem with it, charlie. charlie, he started on the swerved over. >> because you forget. >> you forget in mid drive? >> 100%! you have a bit of a brain fade. that's normal. announcer: totally normal, if you're suffering from a massive head injury. to be fair, we don't know if justin was driving and his s.u.v. may just have been trying to pass other cars. harvey: cars were going too slow for him in this lane so they went into that lane. announcer: which is bad, but, hey, worse things have happened in london. like world war ii. remember that?

harvey: what's scotland yard doing? >> scotland yard? scotland yard is not involved, dude! i wonder if they got the call the next day. let's get on that bieber driving mess! announcer: i'm not sure they would have an old, typy american accent but yes, that's probably what they would say. so thanks, justin! and good luck, london. he's your problem now. >> coming up -- >> lady gaga was asked, and she runs into a japanese couple. >> there's a weird moment she walks up and said, you know who i am? you want to take a picture with me? >> that's what i used to do when i first got to america. me and my friends would say, we're the most famous people back in australia and that's why you never heard of us, and we built wikipedia pages and

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>> lady gaga was at straw ber fields, the john lennon tribute at central park. so she runs into a japanese newlywed couple, and they speak not a word of english. but lady gaga knows a little bit of japanese and she tells them she loves them. the weird thing about this vio, lady gaga because you're that big of a star two japanese people who don't know english know who you are. there's a weird moment she walks up, you know who i am, right? you want to take a picture with me? >> you want a picture, wedding picture? harvey: there's a different way of looking at it. it's better if they don't know because tourists look for celebrities. all of a sudden, if someone acts like one, you can act like a celebrity right now and they will take a picture of you. >> that's what i used to do when first got to america. we would travel around and i uld say we're the most famous

us, and we built week peadia pages and everything. harvey: you built wikipedia pages? >> yes, we were the star of "sink or swim australia." >> me and my mates would pretend we're famous and drive up and down the coast and tell everybody we were famous in australia. harvey: you did it to get laid. >> that's why we did it. harvey: did you ever fess up that you weren't on a show? >> yeah, when they got pregnant, no, i have no money! i have nothing. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television

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"the insider," tracking the today. >> number one, brad pitt's abuse investigation. getting extended. >> there is a number of circumstances that can trigger an extension. as the news women weigh in on the update. >> then, my predictions of lady gaga's karaoke comes true. >> this has never happened in any carpool before. >> and number three, i am

hanks and rita wilson. i like -- oh! >> as we dig up videos tom never thought he would see again. the kids were razzing me about it. >> and jennifer lawrence dating her director. inside the history of hollywood starlets falling for the man behind the camera. >> it's not unlikely for sparks to fly when you are in that situation. and diamonds really are a girl's best breaking down victoria's secret million dollar bra by the numbers. >> brad pitt's child abuse investigation taking a disturbing turn, does he have a history of bad behavior. inside the joely-pitt's safety plan. >> of course, we would not have -- we would not have six

it. >> i have interviewed them both over the years and i can only say i wish both of them well and i hope the kids are okay. so i'm sure they will do everything to make sure it's true. >> it's hard for a family when they go through a separation and it's hard, you know, for anybody who has gone through it, whether you are a celebrity or noncelebrity. >> recognizing that angelina has been a fierce journalists. last week, the fbi interviewed angelina and the children, we have learned that dcfs has extended its investigation which was due to expire on october 20th. and for now the family's temporary custody arrangement will remain in place. >> i would not say it's entirely unusual, it depends on the nature of the investigation. sometimes these type of investigations can take days and sometimes they can take months.

explangs what can trigger the extension. >> there's a number of circumstances that can trigger the extension, it can just take that the investigation is taking this long. perhaps they have been notified of other things that have taken place and they are taking a closer look. >> a source close to the situation is slamming tabloid reports that itself investigation to other alleged incidents involving brad and angelina that may have been witnessed by the kids. reportedly household staff members and nanes may be called in for interviews to get a better picture of brad's behavior. >> when i look at all the things my wife and i have gone through, great passion and great fights, it's more enticing than the

>> despite the writing of marital darkness in a screenplay, at the time, angelina said their off-script life couldn't have been more different. >> moving on to lady gaga's carpool karaoke, tracking at number two. i called the twist from the get-go. >> something happened in the carpool that never happened in any carpool before. >> she drives? >> can't tell you. >> don't you start doing it. >> james definitely rethinking giving gaga a license to drive. but back to the business at hand. we knew she could sing, but who knew she could write a hit in no time. >> you wrote a hit in ten

>> i wrote "just dance" in ten minutes. "poker face" in ten minutes. ? ? "born this way" in ten minutes. >> gaga revealing that she was born a michael jackson fan and has the closet to prove it. >> you have a load of michael jackson clothes. >> i must have at least, 400 pieces. i've got a thriller jacket. i have got, one of his gloves. lots of his tour costumes. >> as for her iconic look, james had to get involved with that as well. >> what was your favorite? >> my favorite was the queen dress that i wore to the vmas, it was the same year that i wore the meat dress. >> the thing with this one, you have a snack. >> james corden said it would be