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watch this fire engulfing this home in colorado causing the roof to collapse. happened in northern california-- colorado. that's north of denver. threatened to burn more homes too.

no word on how that started. they've been having problems out there. >> they sure have. a lot of hot air in the western states. but none of that here in the chicago area. we have a sustained period of cool air. today we had a 68-degree afternoon high temperature. the official high for this date 80 occurred in the middle of the night 2:40 a.m. but time lapse cameras did show some sunshine breaking through in the afternoon. it's for that reason we did manage to warm into the upper 60s at least. we won't have that luxury much tomorrow. we may get up to sunshine. but by afternoon clouds will build in and we'll explain why in a moment. let's check out the temperatures again. 68 in chicago. notice the cool air to our north and northwest. that's coming in here over the weekend. look for daytime high temperatures probably only in the low to mid-60s. we're already in the 50s at the moment. the air cooling rapidly. dew point in the 40s. looks like it'll be a chilly

night. out in the western suburbs temperatures tonight may struggle to hit 50. we're thinking 45-47 degrees out there. winds west-northwest. wind speeds down a lot today. we saw gusts today better than 35 miles per hour. but at this moment, just a few spots even reporting any wind gusts. so look for a breezy condition tonight but not terribly gusty. our computers are putting that old air -- cold air over us. it does retreat for a day or so late in the week. then by next week as this animation continues, another round of cold air will sink from canada. watch this come down. this is not this weekend but the weekend beyond. and that suggests some very cold air envelopi the midwest. fall will really feel like fall about ten days from now. this is radar returns from e dakotas showing some rain

showers. we expect will be in here tomorrow night. some showers north of the great lakes bothering the upper peninsula. bringing in rain showers tomorrow night. not a big event. let's take a close watch of our local forecast for the remaining hours of this evening we're looking at partly cloudy skies. winds continue to die down a bit with a low temperature 47- 53. saturday some morning sunshine. and the clouds increase. a little bit of a breeze out there. high temperature in the 60s. tomorrow night cloudy, showers possible. low 44-49. another cool night for chicago. for sunday we'll finish up the weekend with morning clouds. maybe a peek or two of sun by the afternoon and a daytime high in the 60s. the seven-day forecast is promised showing the temperatures warming up close

to 80. just one day of the next seven. but then we cool back off into say thursday and friday. and it looks like probably the weekend beyond that is going to be very chilly. talking about that ahead. but notice the 60s for tomorrow and sunday. a pretty cool weekend expected here in chicago. >> thanks. he wasknown in the 1950s for many hit songs like anytime. pop singer eddie fisher dead at the age of 82. ♪ some day soon ♪ on a strange and magic street ♪ >> he was a superstar. household name. a heart throb to millions of teenage girls. then came the sex scandal when he left actress debbie reynolds to go to actress elizabeth taye

lindsay lohan was put in jail and now is being released on $300,000 bond. a judge sentenced to be held without bond but later this afternoon another judge reversed that ruling setting the bail at $300,000. once we leased, the 24-year-old will be put back on probation and required to wear an ankle bracelet for the third time. unclear when the actress will be released. katy perry's wardrobe was too much for sesame street but not elmo. elmo talked to the today show defending the singer. the duet didn't show on tv, it was on youtube. as for elmo, he's asking for a second play date. bears practice rivalry renewed in three short days. we'll hear from the defense as they prepare for one of the nfl's best quarterbacks. and the blackhawks hit the

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blackhawks and red wings, huh? >> blackhawks off to a rough start. but that's all right. don't worry about it. preseason schedule, they were in detroit to face the wings an old rival they passed by on the way to their stanley cup last season. they trailed 2-0 in the second. makes one save but henry gets the rebound in the open net. 3-0 wings. hawks did fight back on a 4-2 rush. campbell a nice pass to peery. jay cutler and the bears putting the final touches on their game plan against the

packers. the packers also host a good quarterback in rogers. he is has led the packers to a couple victories. >> i think he carries the football better. he doesn't throw a lot of picks. doesn't try to get -- he gets it in windows but doesn't try to force it in windows he knows he can't get them in. brett would take chances off throws. >> accuracy. he's pretty pinpoint. you watch film on him, people rave about the guy because of how he's been able to get the ball to his receivers. tight situations. he just, he's really good at that. and don't forget the packers-bears games on wciu monday night. also bring the reaction from the lockerroom and post game

report. baseball now. the white sox making their final road trip of the year against the angels. hoping to put together a few more wins before the end. one guy who's been solid all year long has been paul konerko. sends one deep to left and gone in the 5th. number 38 for paul. it was 1-1. rips a shot up the gut for a base hit. the run stands up. sox win 2-1. it's their 81st win of the season. that includes them a .500 campaign. cardinals took it to the cubs today. hard to believe they're not in the race but they're not. borslani didn't have it. 7-1 was the final. becomes the third 20 game winner this year.

the final event of the fedex cup series. this is donald great shot from the bunker here. almost goes in. just short. shares the lead. jim has a shot at the $10 million grand prize. and that's it. we're out of time for an early morning. >> yes, very early. [ laughter ] adios. that's the news for this early saturday morning. we leave you with the chicago tribune's photos of the day. have a great weekend, everybody. ♪[ music ] we're asking for a library. give us our library. [ chanting ]

>> we do believe it's domestic related. we believe we have all participants. it appears to be a double- murder suicide. >> very scary. this is a quiet community. ♪[ music ]

[ telephone rings ] hello? oh, hello, ms. cartman. it's sharon, stan's mother. oh, yes. sharon. how are you? ms. cartman, is your son at home? hold on, dear. let me check. hon, i made beefy logs! i made cookie dings! no, he's not here. well, now i am worried. i've tried all the houses, and nobody knows where they are. oh, dear. i'm telling you, marty, this woman is a natural. i haven't seen a funnier person since maury povich. what's her angle? i can't even explain it. you have to see it. all right. well, this better be good. come on in. come on in. what the hell did you bring me to denver for,

you brain-deprived fecalphiliac?! mr. jonas, this is mrs. crabtree. pleasure to meet you. you look like a lump of dog [bleep] just got hit by a car! what did i tell you? she's fantastic. how would you like to make a million dollars, baby? how'd you like to suck my [bleep] let's get started right away. you gonna be all right? don't touch me! i-i'm sorry. do you need anything? no. i just... what? i can't help but feel like i've forgotten something. [ insects chirping ] what time is it? mrph rmhmhm. on wednesday or thursday? i think it's saturday now. what?! i'm missing "the new fantasy island"! oh, man, i don't think it's very safe to be on this bus. we can't go anywhere or that big, scary monster outside will get us. what do you think it is? i don't know. it's a big, scary monster. hey, maybe it's that thing skuzzle-butt! what? don't you remember that time we were up camping with your uncle jimbo and ned? aah! aah! aah! aah! that lava's coming right for us! help! [ dramatic music plays ]

[ growls softly ] jiminy poke! it's the real skuzzle-butt! what? skuzzle-butt's real?! oh, my god! look at his leg! hi, kids. i'm tv's brent musburger. dude, he's got brent musburger for a leg! aah! aah! aah! aah! quick, ned! shoot it! [ gun clicks ] [ voice box ] oh, no. out of ammo. hey! look! kyle: dude, he's making ice cream! skuzzle-butt kicks ass. now, that's what i call a sticky situation. [ laughter ] so we can agree that the monster outside can't be skuzzle-butt 'cause skuzzle-butt's nice. hey, maybe it's our teacher, mr. garrison. don't betupid, cartman. our teacher wouldn't be lying in the forest waiting to kill us. oh, no? don't you remember the time he went crazy and tried to kill kathie lee gifford? here she comes! [ marching band playing ] come on, you little bitch. it is with great pride and honor that i'd like to welcome

mrs. kathie lee gifford to south park. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. mr. garrison! stop! leave us. we must finish what we have begun. but, mr. garrison... she's not really kathie lee gifford. she's some kind of alien. thank you. i love you all. [ gunshot ] [ all gasp ] [ screeches ] see? i told you. mm! well, this is going to put a damper on the day. let's have ice cream, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] beefcake! now, that's what i call a sticky situation. [ laughter ] but the monster outside couldn't be mr. garrison 'cause mr. garrison used a gun. oh, yeah. live from burbank, it's... tonight, jay's special guests include... and the comedy of mrs. crabtree.

and now here's your host, jay leno! just relax, sweetheart. you're gonna kill out there. kill who?! oh, that's great. use that. honey, d-do you need anything? just give me another one of them roofies. sure. mr. mackey: o-okay. l-let's try to calm down, m'kay? this type of thing happens all the time. what do you mean? how often does an entire third-grade class go missing? well, 99% of the time when a child is missing it's because they've run away, m'kay? [ all gasp ] run away? oy. i knew i shouldn't have made kyle eat that gefagahagah. how do we get our runaway children back? well, we just need to make some posters, m'kay? hand out brochures, m'kay? that way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted, m'kay? let's get started right away. they could be halfway to l.a. by now. it's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack! come on, everybody! we got to find those kids! if we put our heads together, we can find those kids! we can do it!

[ creaking ] what was that? what was what? dude, i think the scary monster is right outside the bus. what could it be? if only we knew what we were up against. mrph rmhmhm rm, mrph rmh rmh rmphm? oh, yeah. i remember that. mrph rmhmhm rm. rmhmhm mrph rmhmhm rm. aah! aah! aah! come back here, you pompous son of a pansy! aah! aah! aah! don't let him touch you! you die if he touches you! come over here, you son of a whore! rm! rmh! mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! oh, my god. kenny killed...death. you...bastard? mrph rmhmhm rm rm rmhmhm rm mrph. [ laughter ] but the monster outside couldn't be death, because death only touches you. it doesn't eat you. mrph rm. who really cares what that monster is outside? as long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us, right?

aah! aah! aah! aah! mrph rmhmhm rm! oh, my god. he's killing kenny! you bastard! [ growling ] oh, boy. we're in big trouble. hey, you guys, can we order a pizza? [ theme music plays ] what the hell are you all staring at?! [ laughter ] stop laughing, you whores! i said shut up! [ laughter ] let's hear it for ms. crabtree! what an up-and-comer! that -- that was great, ma'am. was it? does it even matter? what do you mean? success is hollow, mitch. hollow like a dead tree. i think it's time for me to give it up. are you sure? i'm sure. let's get a cup of coffee. [ birds singing ] i wonder when the monster's gonna come back to feed again. [ whimpers ] [ whimpers ] [ whimpers ] we just gotta stick together. yeah. there's got to be a way out of this. hey, wait a minute. what? remember that time fonzie jumped over the buses

with his motorcycle? [ engine revs ] [ tires screech ] go, fonzie! hey-y-y-y. you can do it, fonzie. we believe in you, fonz. hey-y-y-y. [ engine revs ] [ crowd cheering ] mrph rmhmhm rm! hey-y-y-y. oh, my god. they killed kenny! you bastard! now, that's what i call a sticky situation. [ laughs ] you dumb-ass. that's not the way it happened. kenny just died eight hours ago from that monster. how could he have died back then, too? oh, yeah. i guess that doesn't make sense. [ creaking, rumbling ] oh, no! aah! aah! aah! aah! what are we gonna do? [ airplane engine rumbles ] show me the carfax.

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about the big, black monster. aaaaah! holy crap, dude! hey, look! it's got ice cream! yay! yay! yay! yay! [ cheering, laughter ] now, that's what i call a sticky situation. [ laughter ] wow. this is gorgeous. i don't think i've ever seen anything so beautiful. from a distance, this place looks like a cold, damp marsh. but once you get inside it, you realize that it has an inner beauty far surpassing others. thank you for sharing your time with me, ms. crabtree. please, call me muffin. i'm having a nice time, muffin. me too, marcus. i've forgotten all about my cares in the world. aw, damn, man. now i'm missing "the new barnaby jones"! hey, ms. crabtree had that little tv for the training video. maybe we can watch tv on it. hey, yeah.

and all over america, kids are turning to the streets and running away. tonight, a very special message from the parents of some runaway children, in hopes that their young will hear their cry. hello, stanley. it's me -- papa. gosh, your mother and i miss you, and i hope that -- wherever you may be -- you'll hear this message. ♪ little lamb lost in the great big world ♪ ♪ runaway, finding streets so cold ♪ dude! your dad's a retard. please come home, kyle. ♪ you left home looking for something new ♪ ♪ but all you need is right here waiting for you ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ runaway, come home ♪ we love you just as you are ♪ runaway, come home ♪ we're sorry things went this far ♪

dude, did it ever occur to them to just look for us? i hope my dad doesn't sing. hey, you guys remember the time i found out who my father was? boy, do i! well, as i said before, the father is somebody in this room. the father is...john elway! sweet! uh-oh. this kicks ass, you guys! john elway's my father! [ singsong ] my father is john elway! my father is john elway! [ grunting ] come on, son, i'll buy you some ice cream. now, that's what i call a st-- wait a minute. i thought your father was your mother 'cause she had a penis. what?! hey! you son of a bitch! i'll kick you in the nuts! cartman, no! [ children screaming ] the bus is going over! oh, no! aah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah!

aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! [ splat ] hey! we landed in ice cream! hooray! hooray! hooray! wait, wait, wait, wait. this doesn't make sense. this whole thing doesn't make any sense. i must be... [ groans ] aah! oh, man, what a weird dream. are you okay, hon? mom, i just dreamt that me and stan and kyle and kenny were trapped on a bus and we were talking about everything that happened to us, except that it was all wrong

and everything ended with us eating ice cream. oh. well, would you like some beetles for breakfast? yes, please. [ crunching ] mmm! mmm. beetles are good with ice cream. aah! ah! oh, dude, what a nightmare! [ telephone rings ] hello? dude, i just had the weirdest dream. really? yeah, i dreamt that cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about things that had happened, only they were all wrong, and then he and his mother ate beetles. dude! that's a pretty [bleep]-up dream. yeah, i be having some real emotl proble. me aartman a kenny are going down to happy burger.