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i'll tell you something. on monday night, hillary clinton was here. she was right over there. since then i found myself in the middle of an online conspiracy theory. as you may know many of hillary clinton's opponents have been questioning whether or not she was healthy enougho be president. so when she was here i challenged her to see if she was strong enough to open a jar of pickles. she did it. and thousands, maybe millions, are convinced that rigged the pickle jar. one of those peel is a guy named alex jones high find very entertaining. he is one of those guys who believes big foot is responsible for 9/11. he believes everything. he applied his investigative powers to a pickle jar that he believes was loosened. >> there is no pop when she . she acts like she has to turn it all the way around. like she's opening a can of

aled can of pickled vegetables, tomatoes, garlic, ives, whether it be pickled fruit, knows theres a pop. you don't turn around it. you can't open a captain pickles that way. you pressure down and pop it open and then unscrew it. no pop. she acts like it pops at the end. this is fake. >> i agree. this video, during that seven minutes he calls it a pickle can like 30 times. do they even sell pickles in a can? and that was not the end of. this it went on. >> first let's show it blown up.

she just lifts itff the top. that's not how you open a c of pile >> jimmy: on a maniac wldpe a cas. our fee about your job, there is a grown man who spent fuleven minutes yellin aut me and a p ja onlevision. les sad lsen the r. what does opening pickles even prove? i have to imagine one of perks of being president is you never to have open pickles again. probablyot to after studying theideo evidence, the tape, alex moved the physical part of his investigation. >> i'm going to show you again. can we zoom in tohow peopl wh?d did. she claims she went around. she does this whole fake like she's straining. let me cpa hlary clinton al quick. give m shot. i' making a bernie sanderssound.

and then it comesoff. they don't come off like -- [ groaning ] like that. they come off with pressure. >> jimmy: what the hell is going on here? i mean, seriously. [ apause ] there are people in the pickle industry who won't devote this much time and energy to talking about pickles. i of time before the jar gets subpoenaed. and i asked if they had any video of the pickle jar backstage. this might shed some light on the situation. >> are you sleeping? >> no, no. >> i need you to do me a favor. very important. hillary clinton will be here in a little while. tonight on the show i'm going to ask her to open this pickle jar to see if she's strong enough to

make sure nobody loosens it. nobody taps it. all that of it is very important. it must not be tampered with in any way. i'm counting on you. the future of this country could depend on this jar. >> okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> jim [ chewing sounds ] >> i love pickles. >> jimmy: why, you little pickle monster! this is why trumpants w to build a wall. i don't want to make a joke. the skesre very high and clearly alex jones has put a

subject. so alex, if you are watching, and i know that you are always watching over us. i have something to say. can you get in real close? you just had to keep digging, didn't you, alex. the man was so simple. all she had to do was open a jar of pickles and the white house would be all ours. mine and hers. we had it all worked out. this went all the way up to vlassic. but you couldn't leave it alone with your twisting and your in nose where it shouldn't be poking. you blew the lid right off our pickle can. you just couldn't stop. it stops now. i'm afraid this little game is over, alex. now that you had to open your big mouth. i have no choice but to kill these pickles. the juice of theseickles is t, alene [ laughter ]

the new world order sends its regards. that's right. we staged the pickle jar stunt. i guess we should stage we staged the donaltrump running for president stunt. by the wearing i would like to point out he has to even open a single jar of pickles. he was in tampa yesterday when he unveiled his latest and greatest tike hillary clinton. >> the only people enthusiastic about her campaign areolod celebrities, in many cases, aren't very hot anymore. fm hap days, ott baio.

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an empty lot can be burning man if you have a lighter, some old wicker furniture and headlights. it will be hot. 88 degrees. the weather has been very harsh this summer. this is a report from the nbc station in ft. wayne, indiana. it is a cautionary tale about what happens when the meteorologists and director are not on the same page. >> that looks like a tornado. if i can get it superimposed top of this. we have ourselves a fun cloud. tell him to pan back to the right. pan back to the right. pan back to the right. we're missing the wall cloud is to the right. right in there. that is our wall cloud. that's what we're looking for. this is what we're seeing, this is the wall cloud. if we can stay, tell them to stay right in the middle. we're missing it again. this is where the wall cloud is. don't zoom in. that's not anything.

scud. this is what will be causing the tornado. if they can zoom back out, that would be great. we have a tail cloud at the tail end over there. the tornado, the fun cloud. they're going the wrong direction once again. >> a funnel cloud. i would watch 40 episodes of that show. hey, this is a busy time for kanye west. in indianapolis, he kicked off his new it is called the i don't want to keep one the kardashians anymore so i'm going on the road tour. in addition to the tour, kanye and adeedas are releasing a new line. this is for toddlers and infants. the yoift boost 350. for babies it will cost $130 which is a lot to pay for a person who doesn't know how to walk yet. but these shoes are the most expensive item your child will ever fill with apple sauce.

once, they sell out in minutes. stores have lotteries so people can have a chance. people sleep outside to get them. if you're lucky enough to get a pair, they're $300 but you can sell them to ebay for four times price. swoe the news of a new shoe coming out. we wanted to give fans a sneak peek at the even the newer boost. the only catch is there's no such thing as the boost. we showed people a pair $13.50. we shipped them from china. will the fans catch on to that when we give them a sneak peek to the new shoes? the answer is no. >> kanye west is launching a new line of shoes. we wanted to get your opinion. >> i love shoes. i'm a shoes guy. you know? i'm a dancer.

these. >> i love this. whoa, this is really, really classic. >> i really like them. the look is fancy. i like the accents here. >> it age too much. it has that kanye on it. >> these are legit. they're adidas so you can't go wrong there. >> what do you think the laid liz say when they see for a house party. >> leather designed to feel like canvas. >> it really feels lovely. soft and smooth. >> they're first shoes ever made for standing. what do you think? >> i feel like i could stand for a while. >> a wi-fi hot spot into the shoe. if you take your phone out, do you see how it gets better?

>> yeah, i would. >> how much would you pay for something like this? >> how much would you pay? >> like $300. >> i would go about $699. >> they don't feel like they're a cheap shoe what so ever. >> they don't feel like i bought them from $13 from ebay, do they? >> no. definitely not. >> one thing that makes they will so picked the children that made these shoes. >> he did make them in america in. >> they're american children. >> thursday night, it means it is time to bleep and blur the moments. it was this week in unnecessary

>> we're bleep several big -- >> the women's relay team. >> it's not a robbery. at that point you're [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> and then you have bill clinton [ bleep ] the attorney general in the back of an air maybe for 39 minutes. >> a can of pickles. >> i didn't want to caress you ask stick my [ bleep ] down your throat. >> i would behe bachelorette ever. i would [ bleep ] everybody immediately. >> i know this would -- you have. >> yes, i did. >> which animal do you think has the biggest [ bleep ]? elephant? >> i [ bleep ] myself. >> the only way you'll know is to try.

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>> jimmy: that's robert randolph sitting in with the cletones. he's been with us all week, and you can see him live with zz top, on sunday night, in boston. >> i had too many in and out burgers this week. >> jimmy: how many did you have? >> i'm not sure. >> jimmy: it's dangerously close to the theater. you have to be really, really careful. tonight, he's a singer and an actor too, he plays sugar ray of stone?, usher raymond the fourth is here. when he's a singer, he's usher. when he acts, he's usher raymond the fourth. and so far, everybody loves usher raymond iv. that's for sure. then later, this is his single. it's called ?little bit more.? jid yenna. >> jimmy: next week on the show,

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is your first time here. >> it's kind of shocking. >> jimmy: you just moved to los angeles. right? >> yes. >>immy:rom paris. is tt a little bit of a shock to move to l.a from paris?

more, there very -- cool. >> jimmy: does that bum you out or do you get used to it after a while? >> you get -- i didn't realize that i got used to it until i got here and i was so surprised when like, you get in an elevator and someone starts a conversation. and they're so nice. someone would smile at my child. and i would be person. wow! >> jimmy: you wandered into a land of laker girls or something. everybody has a grin on their face. why do you think it is? is there a cultural thing? is it sadness? is it considered rude to be friendly to others? based on my experience is yes, it does seem like that is the case. >> there's a lot of, i feel like they're very -- a lot of rules of politeness and codes of behavior.

>> there, that you have to follow. i feel like it is a lot looser here. >> jimmy: yeah. it's really loose here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: maybe a little too loose here. >> we feel like making the person next to you comfortable. you smile at them because you want them to feel good. >> jimmy: how long d it take to you learn the rules? >> i haven't learned all of them. i'm re. a friend of mine taught me when you go in some place, you have to say bon js jour befor you go and then wait two seconds before you say anything else. ifo you gnto a ste,ou can't say dyou ve this i anhe? or ser rudend then they'll beude to yo but if you're like, hi, do you have this in another size? sure. i' help yo >> jimmy: it is like talkingo sirin a wa make sure you got her attention and then go from there. w is your son? >> 5. >> jimmy: 5 years old.

language? >> he speaks both. because i'm english. >> jimmy: has he seen you in star wars yet? >> he has not but he knows about it, of course. it's kind of a shame. when i made it, i was like, this is going to be the coolest thing one day when i have kids. i can show them. and boys, of course, are obsessed with it and know all about it before they've seen it. then i realize, i die in the movies. so it's kind of a scary thing show your kid. >> jmy:ye, is bad if it scares him. it's worse ife likes it. you can't show him black swan either, i guess. that's very strange. that's something else. >> jimmy: and you're adjusting? everything is okay now? he goes to school? all of those things? >> yeah. everything. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your movie.

times," from rolling stone, from peter travers. is that something, this is the first movie you ever directed, wrote, produced, did you everything. craft services, the catering. is that something you want to see what people are saying or do you put it out of your head? >> i try not to look. i tend to believe the worst stuff the most. and i feel like it actually does kind o stuff. it kind of stops me from being brave. trying things. so i try to stay away. of course, people-the worst is if someone is like, don't listen to them. you're like, i don't know -- >> jimmy: do you have people that say that to you? >> totally. >> jimmy: those people should be out of you life, by the way. >> they think they're being nice. i loved it. ey're wrong. >> jimmy: are these french people over there or are these

th pple were - i didn't look and people were like congratulations. it's so nice what they wrote. so that was a nice feeling. >> jimmy: we'll take look at the movie and we have a surprise for the audience when they see the chip. it is not exactly what we expect from natalie portman. it is in theaters. it is "a tale of love and darkness."

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you speak hebrew. >> iis my first language. i was born in jerusalem. i moved here when i was 3 and my mom is american. my hebrew stayed at that level so i had to get it up. >> i would like to test all my friends who went to hebrew school. >> i feel like everyone knew how to read torah and didn't understand what they were saying. >> so now you and the little boy is adorable. what is his name? >> amir. >> jimmy: explain who he was. >> one of the great writers and peace activists in israel. this is the story of his childhood and howe and his mother createdll the stories together. and she kind of helped inspire his imagination. >> jimmy: how old were you when

jimmy: do you feel like you have a special connection? oue equip to communicate with a child actor? >> yeah. think i alw got to feel like ing when i was i want tcret for him. i was a weird kid. i was a little adult. i re when and i took his cigarettes and broke the whole pack. but you said smoking is terrible for you. she's like no. >> who was the actor that you did that to in. >> man, it's so long ago. >> jimmy: was the guy happy? >> not at all. not at all. he was not amused. >> jimmy: so when you're working with a young boy like this, do you break his cigarettes?

for him. and therwere certain things that i picked up from other directors that i had worked with. i worked anthony when i was younger. and he used to switch lines t sort of surprise you, to provoke ere suosed to run out and be really excited about his garden. and aftertwo, three takes, the spontaneity goes out for a kid. and so i would have the actor opposite him be an ice cream truck outside. he would light up and run out. >> jimmy: but then is there an ice cream truck outside? >> no. he gets excited -- >> jimmy: so that really only works huonce, impressive. congratulations. the movie is called "the tale of love and darkness." natalie portman, everyone. we'll be right back with usher raymond iv.

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>> jimmy: our next guest is an eight time grammy-winning musician, and newest welterweight champion of the world. he plays sugar ray leonard in ?hands of stone?. immy:p >> that's right, baby. >> jimmy: ?hands of stone? opens in theaters friday, please welcome usher raymond iv.

i was hoping you would still have that sugar ray afro going. you really captured him, by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: he is one of my all time favorite athletes. i really enjoyed seeing you in that movie. the movie for those who don't know is about the life of roberto, of course, sugar ray and guerin had two great fights. >> three. >> jimmy: well, three fights. the last one wasn't -- they weren't exactly in is that smug remember? do you have any memory of that time? >> sugar ray leonard, he represented the movement of the sport. for someone to look like he did, and does. >> jimmy: he still looks exactly -- >> 60 years old, still incredible. as a boxer, he is a statement. >> jimmy: has he seen the film? >> he did see the film. as a matter of fact, at the

was looking at the screen, i happened to have a seat adjacent to him and i'm looking at him the whole time to get his reaction. so the sex scene comes up. yes! >> jimmy: he liked it. [ cheers and applause ] >> with his wife, fyi. >> jimmy: with his wife. the sex scene was with his wife. i don't know if he was in the theater alone or what. did you train f >> i had a nice few rounds to lead up to it. >> jimmy: how long did you take -- >> for the sex scenes? >> jimmy: how long did it take you? >> i trained for a year of boxing. you know, in preparation, i really wanted to understand what it was to think, move and feel like boxer. i had to lose about 20, 25 pounds. i ate for my blood type. for the most part i really wanted to get it. you can play any sport but you

>> jimmy: no, you can't. i will never forget fake windmill. i remember thinking that was the greatest thing i had ever seen when i was a kid. did you learn to jump rope for this movie? or did you know how to do that beforehand? >> i mean, i knew how to jump rope. but so you understand, jumping rope is an art form that is really great if you're good at it as boxer. and some guys are a lot more nice than others. worked on. >> jimmy: how nice are you? you brought some -- are these real jump ropes? we have to get you a better jump rope than this. this is a 99 cent jump rope. will you jump rope? >> i can jump rope. i thought would you want to talk about the film but i'll jump

>> everything? >> jimmy: yes. pants, jewelry. no, no, no. don't worry, guillermo, you're the only one who takes his pants off for the show. ? >> part of the process is being great at i. you have to get it going. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! that's sething else. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have to get your jewelry back can you jump the necklace? >> no. >> jimmy: i want to congratulate you. i know you're part owner of the cleveland cavaliers and you won your can i tellou something? he know you're breathing a

i kind of forgot that you were part owner. i knew and it then it slimmed my mind. during the celebration, that guy looks just like usher. what is he doing up there? >> 11 years later. it turne into an incredible one night. >> jimmy: one night. >> tha champagne shower was incredible. >> jimmy: oh, you were part of the champagne shower. did you wear goggles? or did you go au >> i wore goggles. >> jimmy: what's the point? wear scuba gear. don't even have a champagne shower. if you do, do it next time of you may want to do it next year. >> i think we should win next year, too. >> do people ask you for tickets all the time? >> oddly, i get more asked for my concerts.

concert tickets. people are going to ask for box seats. speaking of your music career, you have something to announce. was that like four years ago? >> four years ago i put an album out. now after some ups, some downs -- >> jimmy: you're really winded from jumping rope, are not you? >> w my new album "har to love" goes -- >> jimmy: this isour new album? is that you? september 16. is that a bust of you? >> it is. by daniel. >> jimmy: you need a little bit of some kind of proactive or something. wow! so it's coming out soon. next month. this is a major announcement

>> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll tell you what. a real good movie. hands of stone. if you want to see usher play great job playing sugar ray leonard. ?hands of stone? opens in theaters friday. and when we return, outdoor music from jidenna. >> dicky: the "jim k concert series" is prented b

>> jimmy: thanks to natalie portman, usher, apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. nightline is next but first, here with the song ?little bit more?, jidenna! ? are you ever gonna you should make up your mind take you back to my shrine ? ? and i'ma need the whole night

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