>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jamie dornan -- khloe kardashian -- parents eat their kids' halloween candy part two -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from kings of leon in nashville. and now -- places, everybody -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, there. i am jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming.

baseball game last night. did you watch it? wow. you know, we had a big show last night. last night we had a new mean tweets. we did a live simulcast using a hologram from nashville. we have a major expensive show, and nobody watched it because they were watching the game. [ laughter ] it was the most watched baseball game in 25 years. the cubs won the world series for the first time since 1908. beating the indians in a wet and wild extra-inning game. if there were any cubs fans still alive from the last time they won, they definitely died in the eighth inning. [ laughter ] it was funny hearing all the reporters after the game saying things like the last time the cubs won the world series you couldn't listen to it on the radio because radio hadn't been invented yet, and the last time the cubs won the world series, people weren't able to clap because we still had flippers. [ laughter ] what we now call humans were

a lot of the credit for this win goes to the president of the cubs. theo epstein. this is the guy who put together the red sox team that broke their curse. won the world series. for a man who is so good at busting curses, you'd think he'd know not to bust a curse out on live tv. >> pedro stays in, we give it up, then lose it there, boom, i guess baseball, people are texting me congrats, i'm like [ bleep ] you. >> no way. >> this is baseball, that ain't going to happen. >> jimmy: go wash out your mouth with champagne. genuine pandemonium in chicago last night. people haven't gotten this nuts in that city since oprah gave those pontiacs away, it was crazy. of all the magic moments, and there were many, i think this is my favorite. >> yeah! yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: been waiting 108 years to do that. massive crowds of fans swarmed

nuts, but no one that i know of showed more emotion than ryan slagle, aka crying ryan. he was caught on camera weeping after the cubs beat the dodgers to get into the world series. we had a camera on him last night when they won. at a sports bar. everybody else is going nuts. ryan is like the first dance at his wed organize something. puddle with a cubs hat. congratulations to ryan. and congratulations to hillary clinton who is from chicago, we think, kind of, it depends on who's in the room, i don't know, maybe. hillary took time to watch the game as documented in this ill-prepared report from nbc. >> hillary clinton witnessing her hometown cubs win the world series. spending 45 minutes backstage after her campaign rally in

ipad with aides. >> jimmy: is that on your ipad? i have an anti-virus software. i hope that's covered under apple care. anyway, so there you have it. at long last with condolences to cleveland. the chicago cubs are finally world series champs. if bill murray is happy, i think we can all be happy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: an uplifting story in america. okay, now back to this horrible election. by the way, i am still running for vice president. my historic -- [ cheers and applause ] i got some exciting news today. my name is on the ballot. they said my name wouldn't be on the ballot because i'm running alone and have no party affiliation, but they were wrong. my name is actually on the ballot. you look at this you can see

to vote for me, circle all those letters. if the cubs can win the world series, i can win this vice presidency. senator ted cruz wants to make america great again. remember the vampire guy everyone wanted to punch in the face? he campaigned on behalf of trump today. a man he said he could never support. a man who insulted his wife and his father and his face. back then ted cruz called trum a sniveling coward, but at a rally with mike pence today he told the crowd he believes donald trump is the snif developing coward the country needs right now. and you know what, you can say what you want about ted cruz, clearly the man has no principles whatsoever. donald trump is now jetting across the country in the final days of the campaign. he was in concord, north carolina today. and had a rally in pensacola last night. everyone was hung over after the

of "drunk donald trump." [ playing tape slowly ] >> those e-mails are going to be -- they're going to be some beauties in there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of beauties, trump's wife made an appearance today. she has not spoken publicly since the plagiarized speech thing at the rnc. but this afternoon she was in pennsylvania where edition of "drunk melania trump." [ playing tape slowly ] >> in 2006 i studied for the test and become a u.s. citizen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that pennsylvania

this is interesting. every first lady has a cause like for nancy reagan it was drugs. for michelle obama it's healthy eating and exercising. for melania trump, she gave us a glimpse at what she would focus on as first lady. during her speech today she said she would stand up against bullies or bullying, or maybe she said bowling. i don't know. actually, it's hard to tell. it's wildly ironic that a woman who married donald trump would choose bullying as a thing -- maybe it's a cry for help. i don't know. [ laughter ] she said the not, she has a plan to stop it. >> we have to find a better way to talk to each other, to disagree with each other, to respect each other. we must treat each other with respect and kindness even when we disagree. our culture has gotten too mean and too rough. especially my husband, donald. thank you.

>> jimmy: just when you think you've seen it all. she's an immigrant who stood up to the bullies, he's a bully who stood up to the immigrants. how are these crazy opposites going to make it work? in other immigrant news, congratulations are in order for steven siegel is now an official russian citizen. steven seagal has been granted citizenship by a special order signed by russian president vladimir putin, who is apparently his friend. i feel like vladimir putin the bond dennis rodman had with kim jong-un and decide, i need something like that in my life. sometimesal you want is a friend to get shirtless and ride horses with. steve is a gal very popular in russia, they haven't seen a lot of his movies over there. this is exciting. steven seagal is slowly turning into the villain from a steven seagal movie. back to election. it's safe to say this campaign hasn't done wonders for our national morale.

contentious as this is, there's a tendency to stop and appreciate what we have right now. we had fun with this. we went on the street and asked people what they thought about president obama's big announcement, that he will be running for a third term. of course, he's not doing that. there's a two term limit in the constitution. did that stop anyone who heard he was running from claiming they knew about this? of course not. here's a new "lie witness news." >> as you know this morning president intention to run for a third term as president. will you be supporting him this time around? >> wow. yeah, yeah, that's right. he did make that announcement. [ laughter ] yeah, if it happens, of course. >> what did you think about president obama's rationale that he has to run again because this is a, quote, national [ bleep ] storm? >> i think he's correct in saying that it is a pretty big [ bleep ] storm, but i don't know that he's going to be able to do much else about it at this

>> what did you think about president obama's argument that, quote, his orchid collection would not survive a move? >> well, i'd call him on that. it's total b.s. they can go anywhere as long as they have the proper environment. >> who were you watching the announcement with? >> i was watching it with my mom. >> what did she think? was she excited? >> i had to calm her down from laughing. >> were you and your mother chanting along with president obama's new campaign slogan, if it ain't barack, don't fix it? >> yeah. we were, yeah, great. >> what went through your mind when you saw him take out that sharpie and cross out the 22nd amendment? >> infuriated and couldn't believe he'd have the audacity to do something like that. >> what were the people around you saying? >> i watch things by myself. >> where were you watching it? >> on my own. >> home? a little phone? >> yeah, yeah, after work. >> yeah. as you know, this morning president obama made the historic announcement that he will be seeking a third term. are you going to support him

>> obama is? >> yes. >> no way. >> yeah. >> obama is going to do a third term? >> yeah. are you excited? >> oh, my god. are you serious? >> i'm serious. >> no, no you're not. >> why? >> wait a minute. a third term? he can do a third term? >> walk me through what you're thinking right now? >> i was just like he can do a third term? i thought you can only do two. >> well, two or three. oh, my god. everybody is going to be like oh my god, i need to call people right quick. everybody going to be happy. if obama do it again -- oh, my god, for real. >> call them now, call them now. >> for real. these people right here just said that obama is going to be able to be the president again. a third term, right? >> yeah. >> a third term! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back, we have this

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. jamie doer than, khloe kardashian, music from kings on leon is on the way. as you know, we started what i believe to be the most important halloween tradition since someone rhymed the words trick or treat with smell my feet. six years ago, we asked parents to pretend they ate their children's halloween candy. we did it again this year, we do it every year. we shared the results on tuesday night. unfortunately many parents sent their videos in late. i couldn't have been clearer about the deadline, but we got so many strong submissions after that deadline, we

here is a special bonus edition of the youtube challenge for halloween 2016, hey, jimmy kimmel, i told my kids i ate all their candy part two. >> we got a little hungry for some candy, and we ate all your candy. and we're really sorry. >> it's okay. >> it's okay. >> because i don't want any more candy. >> no. >> we ate all of your halloween candy. >> >> yeah. [ crying ] >> i have plenty of candy. >> i ate yours too, landon. >> no. [ crying ] >> why? why? >> you're not going to say

>> i'm just trying to calm down. >> when you were at school and while you were sleeping, i ate all your halloween candy. >> oh, no. >> okay, they're all mommy's. mommy's going to eat them all. >> i don't like it when people take my candy. >> i'm sorry. i love you. >> i love you. >> your daddy ate all the candy. >> you always say that, mom. >> no, we ate it all. >> oh, it's okay. >> do you still love me? >> um, sure.

all gone, mommy. >> i ate it. >> all gone. all gone. >> i ate it all. >> ate it all? >> yeah. >> in your belly? >> yeah. >> jimmy kimmel told him to do it. >> that's so stupid. >> there's no more. >> mom and dad are mean. >> we sat up all night and ate all the good stuff. >> i know this is a jimmy kimmel trick. i -- that used to be my favorite show. [ laughter ] >> while you were at school, i ate all your candy.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's still running. don't worry, kids. on tuesday you get to watch your parents cry over the results of the election, so. [ laughter ] one more thing, it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> two things american people don't know about you? >> i love people. and i'm a nice person. >> all right. >> i love [ bleep ]ing people, actually, more than anything else. >> and for halloween, of course, we had to [ bleep ] a coyote. >> yeah. >> let's prove once and for all that love trumps hate. [ bleep ] you. >> donald trump said melania trump would [ bleep ] two or three [ bleep ] before election day.

is is he is she looking to [ bleep ] more? >> living in america was a true blessing. but i wanted something more, i wanted to [ bleep ] an american. >> thank you, chris. >> nice [ bleep ]. >> really nice. >> yeah. bigger than i've ever seen, i think. >> i want to [ bleep ] this guy right here, awesome. >> i'm sweating to death in my plether and trying not to [ bleep ] myself with my swords. >> research suggests there are many benefits to [ bleep ]ing your dog. >> yeah, bill. we just won the world series. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from kings of leon in nashville, khloe kardashian is here, and be right back with jamie doer than! [ cheers and applause ] ? be there on time. ely had to rnan! because these are no ordinary gifts.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. tonight, one of the most kept up with people in the whole world, khloe kardashian is here. then their new album -- there's nothing in this. i was not prepared for this to happen. it's called "walls." a great band, kings of leon from the crown royal stage. [ cheers and applause ] from nashville, tennessee. next week, what a show we have next week, carol burnett will be here action robert de niro, matthew broderick, lin-manuel miranda, from the chicago cubs, kris bryant will join us on monday. and we will have music from willie nelson, butch walker, t.i., and vic mensa too. and also next week i will become vice president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] that's going to change things around here. we're going to have to figure some things out. on his current tv show, our first guest plays the ultimate multitasker, bereavement counselor by day, serial killer by night.

fall." season 3 available now on netflix. please welcome jamie dornan. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: there's a lot of excitement here. >> i'm excited. calm down, you animals. we have a hose and i will turn it on you if i have to. how are you? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. can you tell the difference between a "fifty shades of grey" fan and a fan of your television show "the fall"? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you know who's going to bring what up? >> there's this sort of, um, sort of energy in the eyes of a "50 shades" fan that the others the fans of "the fall" don't

it's like a hunger. and you can sort of see it and smell it. >> jimmy: does the hunger ever scare you? >> if it's in a pack, it's terrifying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would think individual hunger would be more alarming. but i guess no, like wolfs. >> it depends on what sort of form it comes. >> jimmy: and what form does it come? >> every form. >> jimmy: you're originally from what part of ireland? >> the north, from belfast. >> jimmy: are you from a family of actors? >> no. my family are mostly doctors, actually. >> jimmy: doctors? >> doctors, yeah. my father is an obstetrician/gynecologist. >> jimmy: oh, so he -- [ laughter ] what's with the slash? i think you're taking your role too seriously. >> yeah, that's really -- that's really an inappropriate way to combine those two things. >> jimmy: he delivers babies, your father? >> yeah, mostly -- all in

>> jimmy: how about that, yeah. >> but over 6,000 babies in northern ireland. which is pretty much everyone in northern ireland. >> jimmy: so you must meet people whose babies were delivered by your dad all the time? >> yeah. all the time. i'll be home and someone will come up to me and i'm like here we go. obviously a fan. then they're like, can i just say? your dad delivered me. i'm like, great. >> jimmy: i guess it gets less exciting by time number 5,000. >> jimmy: i have to admit. i would say that to you if your dad had delivered me. which he didn't by the way. >> he didn't? >> jimmy: no, i was in the united states. of america. >> he got around. [ laughter ] >> he might have, yeah. >> jimmy: did he ever deliver a baby off site like in a weird situation? >> you should get him on and ask him. >> jimmy: he was on your show, wasn't he? >> he's in "the fall," yeah, man. i didn't know about it either.

>> dad is the worst person in the world at keeping secrets, but he managed to keep the biggest secret ever which is lease on "the fall." i didn't arrange it. he's got to know the creator of the show over the year. it's been nearly spent five of -- five years of my life, this job. dad got to know him. they arranged it behind my back. they had to shoot me out of it. i had to go on to "fifty sh episodes -- not for approval, they don't care what i have to say. but they just -- to be polite they send, before they're aired. and i was watching it, the second episode on a train from where we live in the middle of nowhere into london, and my dad just pops up, like, out of nowhere. and delivers this one line, like really kind of well. it was kind of good. and that was it. but he had to get an equity card which is our version of a s.a.g. card so that he could get paid

>> jimmy: does he really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. he'll be, like, awards campaigns and stuff. >> jimmy: he's going to have an ad? >> yeah, he's going to go for it. >> jimmy: for your consideration, dad? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, that's something else. that's exciting. have his friends seen it and reacted to it? >> i think so, yeah. i think so. it just finished on the bbc. we just had episode six last friday. >> jimmy: i want to talk about that. we'll take a break and talk about that. i'm nervous about saying anything, because i know people get y. they are much more interested in netflix than politics, but when we come back, we'll explain the whole thing. the show is called "the fall." season three available on netflix right now. jamie dornan is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. vanilla so good.

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>> jimmy: hi, we're back. khloe kardashian is on the way, along with kings of leon. this is jamie dornan. his show is called "the fall." it's on bbc in the uk. every week. >> that's why we do it over here. they have to wait a week for the next fix. i nearly said netflix. their next fix.

that one. that's the new ad campaign. >> jimmy: the finale aired and something big that i don't want to talk about happens in the finale, and we're just getting the whole season. are you worried people are going to ruin it? >> you have to be worried because of social media and stuff. it's like one world when it comes to twitter and stuff like that. i sort of avoid all that stuff. i am sort of not privy to what is said and what people know, but i hope it's not ruined. >> jimmy: i hope it's not ruined also, and i'm ng speaking of ruining things, the next two "fifty shades of grey" movies -- >> are going to ruin the franchise? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are in those. >> yep. >> jimmy: but then supposedly i heard ian summerholder is replacing you in that. do you know anything about that? is that true? >> i -- no, i mean -- no, i don't know -- >> jimmy: you're under oath, you

them to do considering we've shot both the movies. >> jimmy: you've shot it already. >> that's an expensive mistake. put it that way. but good luck to him. he'll be great. >> jimmy: all right. i feel like the answer to that was yes. [ laughter ] now i want to ask you about your relationship with perhaps the happiest man in america right now. there you are. it appears you're playing golf with bill murray. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how did this happen? where were you here? explain what he's doing in that photograph. [ laughter ] i'm not into what he's doing at all. >> jimmy: why? what happened? >> it's this thing that downhill links championship. played up in scotland. i've done it three years, bill's been doing it lots of years. you get paired with different people. every sort of amateur has a pro that they're paired with.

thing ever. i'm not a good golfer. there's sports cameras, cameras everywhere for sports networks, thousands of people. you're just, why am i here? why am i doing this? and of course i'm paired with bill murray, who's not a massive fan of bill murray? such a legend. >> jimmy: did you hang out at all? >> i didn't plan to hang out. i wanted to hang out, but it's hard to broach that. i didn't want to be we should hook up later. >> jimmy: yeah. >> not hook up -- you know what i mean. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i hadn't planned to, but the night after we -- that we played that round of golf, it was a social week. a lot of pouring pints down your neck. and i was hammered. again. and i was in the lift, or elevator. >> jimmy: elevator. we say elevator. >> i'm quite good at sneaking off. one of the things that's fun and stuff, when you know you've hit a wall, i'm just like i need to make a phone call.

sidle off. i got in the elevator. going to bed, 3:00 in the morning. have to wake up at 7:00 the next day. and it opens up on the fourth floor or third which is my room, and the doors open and bill murray is standing there and he's like, where do you think you're going? and i was like, oh my god. i need to go to bed. bed? he's like, uh-uh. pushed me back in the elevator. went to the fourth floor. brought me to a cigar/whiskey bar i didn't even know existed. gave me a drink. there's a balcony in the back of the bar which overlooks the 17th and 18th holes on the most famous golf course in the world. we weren't talking. and we just -- he gave me the whisky. we walked and stood on the balcony. right on the edge. only two people, just looking at the golf course, the starry sky, staring at it. we were there for two minutes

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from kings of leon. our next guest is a reality tv star, author, selfie-taker and now jeans-manufacturer too. her latest endeavor is her own

american. please welcome khloe kardashian! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. you too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very sexed-up audience tonight. crazy. it's difficult to keep up with the kardashians. every day you have something going on. >> we do. that's the whole schtick of it all. >> jimmy: last night was your sister's 21st birthday. kendall's 21st birthday. you had a big party, i saw. >> we went to catch dinner and went to this club called dalila and we had crazy celebrations. and i heard you guys are neighbors. >> jimmy: we are neighbors. >> she had an after party. i don't know if that affected

>> jimmy: no, i saw something was going on, but i was watching the baseball game. i feel like they weren't. >> they were not watching the baseball game. >> jimmy: they were the only ones in america. when you have a big party like that, do people bring gifts or is it like no gifts? >> she -- i think gifts are always accepted. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> i think anywhere you go, but my mom was like come on, let's go. she was riling us up and we were like what's going on, and then we go outside and there's a rolls royce and a man standing there. i was like what's the gift, the guy or the car? i was so confused. and then this guy just hands kendall a pair of keys to this car. and i was like do we know who this guy is? some prince? this is a joke? on my 21st birthday i think i got a dinner and a purse or something. i didn't know you just get cars from strangers. >> jimmy: a man gave her a rolls-royce? >> gave her a car, yeah. >> jimmy: what? >> i know, and this morning i was like holy crap. i was like, do you remember?

she's like, i forgot about a car last night. that's how drunk she was. she was so drunk. >> jimmy: she left it with the valet? >> i'm sure my mom took it. >> jimmy: oh, my god, wow. that's crazy. >> i really felt like it was something totally made up because i've never seen something like that before. >> jimmy: as if it isn't hard enough to keep up with you guys you're multiplying now. your rob is having a baby with a person named black china. >> yes and the baby is coming next week, i think. >> jimmy: now, black chyna, forgive me if i get it wrong. blac chyna. why is that her name? >> she picked that name. >> jimmy: okay. she has a kid already with tiga who is dating your sister kylie, and now she's pregnant with a baby with your brother, rob? >> chyna, not kylie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> okay. yeah. i had to clarify the "she." >> jimmy: aren't you supposed to not mix the gene pool like this?

"deliverance" type situations? >> it's really fun this way. it makes your holidays a little more concise. >> jimmy: you have babies in the house which is fun. you think your brother rob is going to be good with a baby? >> i do. i feel like rob has traits like my dad. i think he's going to be great with a baby. i'm sure he's nervous. i think any new dad should be. >> jimmy: yeah. will you help with the baby? >> yes. i will. apparently chyna keeps going, are yo baby. we meaning like her and i. i'm like, yes, laughing it off. now i'm beginning to think, no, she's really serious, like it's her and i having a baby. i'm like should i be preparing? >> jimmy: do you have a fold out crib or something in your house? >> no, but i think i need to. >> jimmy: or stick the baby in the rolls-royce. >> i should. i need a rolls, bring it to me. >> jimmy: on top of that you are dating tristan thompson of the cleveland cavaliers. >> you're very good.

>> jimmy: i have to know what's going on. >> you do keep up with us. >> jimmy: it's my job. do you live in cleveland a lot of the time? >> no. i live here, but i'm there very often. >> jimmy: you're there very often? >> yes. >> jimmy: and do you like being in cleveland? >> i actually do. yeah! one person in the audience. i actually really like it. i like the -- just having my routine and being a little more under the radar. >> jimmy: do people go nuts when >> the first week i was there we went to the gym and target. we were in the car and like don't you like there's no paparazzi? i love it, no one even notices me. then i get out of the car and someone was like, oh my god, you should get paid to be a khloe kardashian look-alike, you look just like her! i was like, you're right, i should. why would someone think i was at target in cleveland? no one would think that.

of jeans. this fascinates me. how you get your own line of jeans in the first place. we hired a model to model then. we want to show them off a little. send the model out, will you guys? [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: all right, model. true or false, these are women's jeans he's wearing? >> true. very true. >> jimmy: they look good on him. >> i think they look really good. >> guillermo: i feel like sausage rather. [ laughter ] >> they look really good on you, and there's no moose knuckle. that's good. i don't know if that's good that there's no moose knuckle on him. >> jimmy: he's not canadian, so it wouldn't make any sense. people are making up their own racial slurs right now. so these are women's jeans and

i really hate when people have to go to plus sizing. i don't believe in that term. i think that standard size. it should be standard sizing. i used to be shamed -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i used to be denim shamed when i would go with my sisters when i was a little bigger and i had to shop in a different department. that was embarrassing for me, so line that empowered women and broke down the barriers i think of discriminating people, making them have to go to two different sections. >> jimmy: you see that? that's very kind of you to do. [ applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo has benefitted from that. what size is that pair? >> guillermo: size 10. >> jimmy: it's a size 10. >> 10, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, wow. i have to say they look good on him. >> guillermo: thank you. >> your ass looks great. >> jimmy: it does. [ cheers and applause ]

validation. your ass is now kardashian approved. congratulations, guillermo. it's good to see you. please keep me updated on all this stuff. [ cheers and applause ] khloe kardashian, everybody. good american jeans are available online and at nordstrom. be right back with kings of leon! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series brought to you by new crown royal vanilla

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. vanilla so good. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank jamie dornan, khloe kardashian and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first their new album is called "walls." here with the song "waste a moment," all the way from nashville, kings of leon!

? ? ? all the way from waco to weho with a rabbit on her chain ? ? drove a little slick car to tend bar with the static on her ? she's a little burner burner gonna throw you to the flame ? ? little ticking time bomb time bomb gonna blow us all away ? ? ooh take the time to waste a moment ? ? never ask to be forgiven ? ?

? tex he was her boyfriend with no kin always running from the law ? ? every other weekend the week ends with his back in her claw ? ? he's a livewire wire wired shooting sparks in the night ? ? he's a gun for hire hired with a bead in his sights ? ? ooh take the time to waste a moment ? ? facing where the lines are broken ? ? ooh name your price to all this living ? ? never ask to be forgiven ?

? ooh take the time to waste a moment ? ? facing where the lines are broken ? ? ooh name your price tal this living never ask to be forgiven ?

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