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in the days and weeks -- in the days and weeks ahead, there will be more controversy involving michael jackson, no doubt from the results of his death investigation and possible disputes over his estate and the custody of his children. but today was not about controversy. today was about music and memories and emotion and legacy. and we leave you with some images from the unforgettable
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event. i'm cynthia mcfadden. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. ♪ tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- paris hilton made me what is an that. she said i made this -- the lasagna.
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>> did you eat it? >> of course, i did. look at me. >> and ramon rodriguez. >> the signature characteristic of -- of -- [ laughter ] >> ben harper and relentless7. ♪ >> "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with kathy griffin, ramon rodriguez and music from ben harper and the relentless7. delicius raisins. i like the crunchy fkekes and th granola clusters. you know, that'shyhy it says "crunch" on there. yeah, but raisins are before "crunch" on the e x. even "bran" made i befoe "crunch." yeah, but look at how big the wod "c"cnch" is., i mean it just dominates the box. "kello's's®" is "ello," like a british greeting. "ello govenor." three tasty ingredients, one great combination. ♪ raisin branrurunch®! 7
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>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kathy griffin. from "transformers, revenge of the fallen", ramon rodriguez.
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and music from ben harper and relentless7. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i'm more than certain, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by abc, inc. >> hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. quite honestly, i appreciate it, but it's come to my attention that some of you have been watching other talk shows at home. and we're going to be giving everyone a polygraph test on the way out. [ laughter ]
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we have some junior lie detectors here in the audience. >> true. >> no, i'm happy to say that we -- we survived the lakers victory parade yesterday. more than 150,000 people jammed the streets of downtown l.a. to welcome the nba champions los angeles lakers. why not? nobody has a job, you might as well go down there. i'm sure the people were actually living on the street, but still 150,000 a lot of people. the whole laker am will be here with us tomorrow night to celebrate the victory. [ cheers and applause ] you know, president obama called lakers' coach phil jackson today to congratulate him. the president is getting a lot of criticism from peta, you know, the psychotics for the ethical treatment of animals. they're taking -- he's taking heat because he killed a fly and apparently, it was a gt from the president of ethiopia. [ laughter ] our president killed it during an interview with cnbc.
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peta said he should have captured the fly and taken it outside which is a great message to send to north korea. i don't know how they got on their do not kill list and i say he who is without a stain on his windshield that used to be a moth cast the first stone. the white house doesn't like confrontation. they like to work things out. as a gesture of goodwill, they have relocated the fly's family to the rose garden where they're living on a fresh pile of bo, obama's dog's droppings. if you haven't seen it, here it is. >> to increase the transparency and the openness that's been the significant characteristic of our -- sorry. sorry. i'm going to start over. i'm going to start at i will contrast -- hey. get out of here. >> that's the most persistent fly i have ever seen. >> nice. >> now -- >> pretty impressive. reminds me of the time our
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previous president killed a worm with his tricycle. [ laughter ] i want to apologize in advance for this, but i can't resist adding sound effect to the video which i think it makes it a lot funnier. >> to increase the transparency and the openness to increase and the openness that has been the signature characteristic of our -- sorry. i'm going to start over. i will -- >> i want to apologize. what are you going to do? >> so sorry. >> i'm sorry to -- anyone who was offended. i apologize, i apologize to the entire palin family. [ laughter ] our secretary of state hillary clinton is in a cast. she allnd fracrelld her elbow. fortunately, her scowl broke the fall. sohe's okay. to wish her well today, they flew a pant suit at half-mast. [ laughter ]
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he's just happy to see her pants out for a change. some massive protests continue today in iran. hundreds of thousands of people swarmed the streets to protest what they believe was election fraud in the re-election of president mahmoud a members only jacket. even though our president has been very careful not to weigh in too heavily on the controversy, the government of iran accused the united states of intolerable meddling in its internal affairs. it sounds like to me that iran has been watching too much scooby-doo. >> wait, scooby! >> nice catch, guys. now i'll unmask the phony hide. >> if our calculations are right, it should be the house maid. >> ahmadinejad! >> i had the entire country voting for me if it wasn't for you bunch of meddling bunch of infidels. >> scooby-doo! >> at least i'm not wearing gay
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ascot. [ laughter ] >> well, that was a good one. you have to admit it. this is pretty funny. there was a rain delay at the reds game in c cincinnati yesterday, so the grounds crew had to pull on a tarp to cover it. and watch this. >> they have six consecutive games in which they had rain delays or rainouts. it has been raining mightily among the -- hold on. did he get back to his feet? i don't know, see if there's a lump in the tarp. there is a guy under there. there he is. >> well, you know what? you fall behind, you get killed. that's the job. they can't stop to help every woman who gets trapped under the tarp. the grass could get wet. who knew grounds crew were so
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>> now available at walgreens. >> you know, smelling is -- smelling is my least favorite sense anyway. on our crime beat tonight, a man in new york has been charged with fraud for allegedly dressing up as his dead mother to collect her social security benefits. he would go -- it sounds impossible but he pulled it off for six years. >> a new york man is facing charges for posing as his dead mother. police say thomas parkette wore his mom's wig and makeup and he pulled off a real state scam. >> my son would never do anything like that. he's a good boy. >> thanks, mom. >> you're welcome. >> well, you understand? >> maybe not. >> same guy. it's not his mother. his mother passed away. now you get it, right? [ laughter ] now you feel dumb for not laughing at all. and one more thing. the mexican navy this week
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seized almost 2,000 pounds of cocaine hidden inside the bodies of frozen sharks. now, first of all, who knew mexico has a navy? i mean, -- [ laughter ] the color navy. secondly i know people find creative ways to smuggle drugs, but stuffing cocaine inside a shark might be the strangest one i've ever hear. so strange, they have already made it into a major motion picture. >> oh, oh! okay. i'm ready for you now. >> i see you little crustacean. bring it to me, bring it to me! come on, come on, come on, come on, you want to py with the big fish? okay, i'm ready for you. let's go. you want to play with me? you want to play rough? okay. say hello to my little friend. >> you said a swear word.
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>> no. >> oh, yeah. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] on the show tonight, from "transformers", ramon rodriguez. we have music tonight from ben harper and relentless7. and we'll be right back with kathy griffin, so stick around.
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♪ hi, there. well, guess what, we're back. with us, from "transformers, revenge of the fallen", and "the taking of pelham 123", ramon rodriguez is here. with music from this album, "why lies for dark times", from the pontiac garage outdoor stage,
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ben harp and relentless7 are here. and tomorrow night, we'll be joined by the 2009 nba champion los angeles lakers team. kobe bryant, derek fisher, pau gasol, you name 'em, they'll be -- the whole gang will be here. and music from 303. so please join us for that. our first guest is a are funny woman who has parlayed her obsession with questionable celebrities and bad reality shows into an emmy-winning career. the fifth seasononf "kathy griffin, my y life on the d-lis, aiairs mondays a10:00 0 p.m. on bro. pleasese say hello to kathy griffifin. [ chrs and applae ] 's's always great to have you here. thank you fofor coming. >> hello! [ cheersnd applae ] goness. >> a and they love you. >> i i told yoyou people lovovy
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thahat't's ththe bebest audien ever had. seriously. you'rere the best audienence i had.d. [ cheers and applause ] wow. >> i'v've got to t tell you, it funny, bau they were kind of so so for me. >> did you give them crystal? kids love crystal. they really enjoy it. >> i assume you're talking about crystal light iced tea. >> yes, i am. meth. now, after this i'm having kind of an a-list night. i can't stay long. i'm going to a "self" magazine party. >> really? >> yeah. i don't know if you know this, i'm not doing so much comedy, but i'm doing more bikini modeling right now. >> i did notice that about you. yeah. >> so i have been invited to a "self" magazine party. why, i don't know. >> that's a fitness magazine. >> i know. >> are you in the magazine? >> no, i'm trying to get into the magazine. >> what do you mean? >> so i was photographed with your bff, paris hilton. >> yes. yes. >> apparently now you're smitten with her.
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>> listen, she was on the show -- >> well, you're not on "the hills," honey. >> can i tell you something you'll like? the day after she was on the show, and this has never happened before, she made me a pan of lasagna. she sent it over and i ate it. >> you're so full of [ bleep ] right now. what are you talking about? all right. here's what really happened. she called her gay, had him go to the store and got a nice pyrex plate and called if chef at the beverly hills hotel and that's whose lasagna you ate. >> i don't care. >> she can't spell lasagna, she doesn't know what it is. >> it was good. >> did you cook it in a bikini and do you think she made it on top of a car while thinking of you, jimmy >> that's kind of what i imagined. that's not the case? >> it might not be true. >> why are you here to smash my dreams, paris hilton made my lasagna. she sent me a note. she said, i made this lasagna. >> hold on, did you say note? >> yeah. >> do you think she can write? [ laughter ] i'm just saying --
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>> kathy, this is no way to talk about your friends. >> that's true. she was on the d-list. this year on the d-list, monday we have the highest rating in the history of the show. >> congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i promised -- so we have the most wild assortment of guests. we have paris hilton on, paula deen is on next week. i know you like to cook, paula deen, she's a southern cook and she's fantastic and who deep fries everything and then puts two sticks of butter on it. i love her. then we had author salman rushdie. >> why? >> because i like people with a fatwa on their head. i've had a few on myself, barbara walters. i'm writing a book, so i meet with authors, so salman rushdie and i have a lot in common. yes. we run in the literatety crowd. you'll probably see paris at one of his dinner parties. >> you both dated pav, didn't you? >> i had a night of wild sex with pavda.
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>> is that right? is that on the show? >> yeah. it was wild and i'm not saying that at all to get publicity for "my life on the d-list" monday nights on bravo. i'm not saying that. i'm saying it was a connection, it was a relationship. >> it's a true story. much like the lasagna. >> yeah. >> how did it go with you and salman rushdie? >> aa matter of fact, i thought what do you have to talk about with a guy who wrote "satanic verses" and "the fatwa". and all that stuff. in fact, we had a lot in common and i'll tell you why. while i was interviewing him -- and they were questions that people helped me with. i like books with pictures. i got a text -- this is very exciting for me. i got a text from cher and i got super excited and i said, look, lman, he said, the singer? he had a total -- i wanted to put a fatwa on him for that. >> yeah. he should say, ooh, i should chan my number. >> you should never call me on my personal phone because i'll hold up the text. >> i know not to engage you in
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any social situation. believe me i have learned that. i have learned that. >> the hard way. >> yes, i have. >> i found out that salman rushdie has a cher and his cher is lou reid, the singer. every time lou texts him, he gets super excited so my question to you is who is your cher? who's the person you get an e-mail or text from them and you get excited and giggly? >> hughy lewis. definitely. >> still? >> what do you mean, still? >> now, has paris hilton contacted you in any way other than the lasagna? >> no. just the lasagna. that was enough, wasn't it? >> do you think she's doing the rules, the book the rules, and she sent you the lasagna, and is not going to call you after three weeks because she can't tell time? >> i have an idea she won't ever ever call me is probably what will happen. >> i love that love connection.
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i can see you as a new hilton. i definitely do. >> we have a lot in common. >> showing your crotch getting out of a car. i like it. >> i don't think i have a crotch, to be honest with you. >> paris has two. she will loan you one. it's been seen all over the world. i'm saying that in a good way. >> that's my personal chef you're talking about. >> i can't let my mother watch the show because i have offended her. >> does paris get upset when you make fun of her? >> yes, i do a little thing on her mtv show, "paris's new bff". she was really fun and really easy to work with because she knows the whole reality genre and she did ask me in her bizarre almost baby fetal voice, she did ask me not to make fun of her. i said no, because i can't make that promise. not ever. but i do take it into consideration. i feel a little guilty as i'm about to make a joke about how stupid she is. >> it doesn't slow you down. >> well, i have got a mortgage to pay and it's tough times. >> people should know what
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what they're getting into when they get on your show. >> when she was here did she talk like a baby? was she fully formed -- >> i don't think she talked like a baby though. >> i can't believe you have such a hard-on for paris hilton. what happened to you? you know she was sitting here and doing the goo-goo ga-ga [ bleep ] and you loved it. >> no, we had an actual conversation. >> did you eat the lasagna? >> of course i ate the lasagna. look at me, for god's sake. by the way, speaking of eating lasagna, it looks like you haven't had any in years. you're on the cover of "us weekly." >> yeah. >> let's go down -- who has the better bikini body? you or tara reid? and you -- 84% of the vote you got. coratulations. that's got to be -- for you, that's like -- that's got to be a reward. >> like the nobel peace prize. bigger. it's whatever the biggest prize is you can win. i kicked tara reid's ass bikini
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style and that has to hurt. her diet mhod is more of the -- you know, what i'm saying for her to lose weight -- >> it's different. >> it's different. it's a unique choice. [ laughter ] now, mine doesn't include breaking the law. however, i do enjoy my bangin' bikini bod. >> i would think so. >> it's bangin'. it's super. i know it's super hot and bangin'. i'm probably going to start banging one of the kids from "the hills." >> really? which one? >> if fluffy is available. fluffy mcghee. yeah. that's right. i beat tara reid in a bikini. it's got to be uncomfortable beuse i see her so often. i'm going to run into her later tonight and that will be uncomfortable. have you heard from her after beating her? >> no. i think she's probably working out a lot and -- she ate a lot of paris' lasagna. >> this may have been the thing to fire her up. >> yeah, she's like kirstie allie and i'm like valerie
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bertinelli. did you see her on "oprah"? >> oh, yeah. >> wasn't that insane where she was prenetcally playing with her hair? it's hard to freak oprah out. >> well, she has been getting freaking out lately. >> ever since tom cruise and the couch jumping? >> yeah, that set her off. >> well, kirstie alley has been paid millions by jenny, but -- you know, have you called jenny yet, no, i don't think she took your call, kirstie. she's got a lot of money and then gained the weight back. how do i get that gig? >> you know, you have to start eating -- >> some paris hilton lasagna. >> there you go. "kathy griffin, my life on the d-list" airs mondays at 10:00 p.m. on bravo. more with kathy griffin right after this. and ben harper and relentless7 coming up after this. ( music, engine revving )
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>> that was brutal. >> my name is kathy. >> oh, my god. >> no no, it's -- i thought since you had my credit card we're ringing up $10,000 worth of clothes -- >> well, people make mistakes. kathy griffin. "kathy griffin, my life on the d-list" airs mondays at 10:00 >> when that lady called me katie, to be bitch slapped in front of paris hilton hurt. like a big hand print on my face. >> that's tough thing. >> your paris as i call her. >> you have been cavorting with some a-level stars. >> this year we have quite a cavalcade of stars. >> you might have to change the name of the program. >> stop it. what have you got? >> here you are with t.i., currently incarcerated. >> that's right. oh, no, no. he's on a vacay. >> is that what it is called? >> he's on a little journey. he enjoys the machine guns. you know what? i think he's innocent, wrongly accused. you know he has eight kids. he's like the octomom.
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i call him the blocktomom. he was on the d-list and he was so much fun. we went to roscoe's chicken and waffles. >> nice. >> that's not funny. then i believe there's another celebrity in the photo as we. >> yes. another big celebrity, the incredible hulk joined in. >> by the way, look how thrilled t.i. looks to be with him. he looks like he'll shoot him. not that he would. he never would. don't say at. >> what do you say? the old him is dead and gone. >> that's right. justin en said it. so we have lots of stars on there. in fact, t.i. participates in an episode that we do that -- you know, sort of proud. i'm not sure how it will go. but we do one about the role in stand-up comedy. is it fair, is comedy color-blind? and t.i. is in there. every black person i ever met is in the episode. cat williams is there. and then i go do a set at the apollo. >> really? wow. that's exciting. how did that go? >> not my way. [ laughter ] but i got -- can i tell you who gave me the intro.
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yes, sam came out, i got swept. anyway, but who introed me was the reverend al sharpton. which was a dream intro of all time. i have a crush on him. he's my paris hilton, if you will. >> how did you land the reverend al to introduce you? >> it took a lot of -- >> you told him he'd be on tv? >> yes. that's right. that's right. that works wonders sometimes. >> that did it? >> yes, then we have a prop 8 episode. >> really? >> i assume you're for the gay marriage. >> i am, yes. >> what do we care? that's right. so we do a whole thing with melissa etheridge. have you been watching her talk about pot with anderson cooper? >> i have not. >> it's heaven. >> where is this happening? >> at her house. anderson cooper goes to her house and they talk about how awesome pot is. >> anderson cooper says -- >> yeah. aren't you watching high in america? it's an anderson cooper special. yes. and then melissa etheridge talks about how much she loves pot and
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then they talk about pizza. [ laughter ] >> are they for that? >> they're all for pizza and pot incidentally. >> really? i have to watch this. >> oh, i'm getting a madame tussaud wax figure. >> are you really? >> yes. >> why? >> i'm getting one because there's not that much of a difference. >> you want that? >> yeah, that's like me and the queen have it and the jonas brothers. so like the queen of england and the jonas brothers, sort of. >> wow. that will be -- >> i'll another the mandolay bay and the madame tussaud's wax figure. >> which one? >> tulsa? no, it will be at the vegas one. which is your hometown. >> yes. >> have you ever gone to that madame tussaud? >> no, they didn't have that when i lived there. it's a new thing. yeah. they started franchising. >> are you making that up? >> they didn't have madame tussaud.
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>> do you want a wax figure? >> there's a madame tussaud's across the street and i have never gone there and you know why? it's full of wax figures. >> i'm excited because it like the queen of england -- >> i think it's cool for you to be in it. >> it will be a fun episode. >> it's on the show. oh. >> i don't take a crap without it being on the show. let's stop the charade. >> the show is very, very funny. if you haven't seen it, you should check it out. "kathy griffin, my life on the d-list" airs mondays at 10:00 p.m. on bravo. she'll be in las vegas july 3. we'll be right back with ramon rodriguez.
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♪ well, just got a bulletin from my uncle frank who informed me that our next guest has the same last name as guillermo, our security guard. >> wow. unbelievable. >> what are the odds that there would be two rodriguezes in one room? you know our next guest from "the wire", "law & order, svu", "rescue me" and i think "rescue me, svu". he makes his leap to the big screen in both "the taking of
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pelham 123" and "transformers, revenge of the fallen", which opens next wednesday. please say hello to ramon rodriguez. [ cheers and applause ] well, thank you -- >> thank you for having , man. >> a pleasure to have you. you're in two big summer movies. >> yeah. >> "pelham 12 and "transformers". which one is better? if people -- >> oh, man. put me on the spot. >> if people can only see one movie this summer -- >> picking the transformers. >> how do you audition for a movie in which they're all imaginary robots? >> well, i put myself on tape and i was flown out to santa monica. he had me running an jumping an diving all over the furniture. losing -- >> for an hour and a half? >> for an hour an a half. literally. he didn't get it on the first take, he made me do it ten more
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times. yelling at me. >> was he making phone calls during this? >> no, he was laughing. he was yelling, i need you to get more into it. i was like okay. i guess i'm not into it enough. it was insane. i was completely drenched in sweat. >> is he crazy throughout the making -- >> he is, man. he's intense. you know? he's insane. kind of a method to his madness, we don't know what it is, but i think he does. >> how mad would you have been if you got out and didn't get the part? >> exactly. i thought i have to get this part. i worked hard. >> you could have trashed his office. >> right. popped his tires or something. i would have figured something out. >> we have a picture of you from film. tell us what's going on here. are -- >> oh, wow. by the way, everything in this is real. the cars are real. i'm real. the pole is real. everything is real. well, the huge thing in the film, devastator is a huge robot and he's sucking the sand up. so basically michael bay thought it would be a great idea to put the huge things that blow 100
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mile per hour winds right in my face. so i'm holding on to the pole, the fan's rit there, dirt and sand and stuff is blowing in my eyes. i can't see a thing. then i have guys behind me yanking chains and then it looks like i'm elevated. sounds like fun, right? a lot of fun. yeah. then he said let's make this exciting. let's flip two cars over your head [ laughter ] not fun, very dangerous. very scary, man. i'm there holding on the pole, i'm freaking out. sand blowing in my face. i can't see anything. he said, i need you to open your eyes! my mom in new york city did not prepare me for this at all. not. no. >> well, sounds like you're dealing with a psychopath. i'll be honest with you. don't be a part of the sequel if they do make one, which i'm sure they will. >> yeah. >> you're also in the "pelham 123". well this is not as -- well, you play a subway dispatcher which seems a little more relaxed. >> yeah, a little more relaxed. i play alongside denzel. the train that gets hijacked by
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john travolta, it happens on our line. so we have an hour to save the stages. it was just amazing. i got to work with denzel and john travolta. john turturro and i both worked -- it was cool. >> did you train, did you live with the subway dispatching team? >> exactly. right. >> show me how you hold the microphone. >> boop. yeah, tony is like do you need to train? i'm like, listen, i grew up in new york city and i literally walked through the tunnels when i was growing up. man, that's actually -- >> through the subway trains? >> and people lived down in the subway tunnels. a lot of people don't know this. i don't know if they still live there, i haven't been down there for a while. we used to walk around. >> rich people? >> i don't know. some underground society. i don't know what it is. you start learning things. the third rail you can step on the third rail. it's in between where the cars -- where theurrent runs.
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you don't want to put your foot, but you learn that from trial and error. >> really? i think you learn it from err. >> exactly. >> did you ever step on that rail? >> once i found my friend did it, it was safe. cool, i stepped on it and he's right. i didn't test it. >> did you ever get hurt in the subways? >> i didn't, no. but the trains come really close to your face. when they run by the side and you're standing there, it's inches away you can't move much. but it's cool. we used to do graffiti down there. that was the big thing. >> while the trains were moving? >> as it's going by, i used to do one big tag. no, no. >> that would be impressive. >> my signature is a line. >> i heard you started to do basketball, playing basketball. >> that's how i got involved, yeah. >> i was hoping you'd do some tricks. >> want to see some tricks? >> rarely do our guests have real talents so this is kind of cool. >> here's what we'll do. i'm going to -- i'm going to teach you a trick, a couple of tricks. how about this? >> all right. i'd like to learn a trick. >> give it up for jimmy, he's
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about to learn some basketball tricks. all right. watch -- have you played basketball before? >> yea once. i played once. >> once. that's all you need. you'll put it under one leg, under your knee, pass it to me. not bad. not bad. under one leg, not bad. and then go around two times under both legs. there you go. then i want you to -- there you go. ce. twice. either way you want. once, twice, let's -- let's see the punch. >> oh. okay. good enough. >> let me turn it up -- >> it's harder to go around the waist for me than you. more of a journey. [ laughter ] >> it gets around. here's the third trick. wrap it around and bring it here. do a couple of these. [ laughter ] and then there if you can. >> wow. that's pretty good. >> nice.
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i'm just saying. you know what you'll do, actually? >> i'll go around the waist. show me something i can actually do. >> hold the two, hold them out here nice and wide. ready? guys, do you want to play some music or build a crescendo to this. >> yeah, play some music guys, will yeah? we've got one. don't move. and give it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> ramon rodriguez, everybody. "transformers, revenge of the fallen" ens next wednesday. coming up, ben harper r anand d relelentntleless7.7.
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well, this is their new cd, "white lies for dark times". here with the song "fly one time", ben harper and relentless7. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in the world that owes you nothing you give everything ♪ ♪ it's pounding at my door it's screaming for more ♪ ♪ in the world that owes you nothing you give everything ♪
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♪ everything and now i'm caught in between ♪ ♪ but i can't leave behind the world i may never find ♪ ♪ so fly one time so fly one time ♪ ♪ standing at the edge of your life ♪ ♪ at the edge of our lives don't hold on there's no fighting ♪ ♪ back the years, so hard to unlearn fears ♪
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♪ now you're caught between what you can't leave behind ♪ ♪ and all that u may never you may never find ♪ ♪ so fly, just fly, just fly one time ♪ ♪ i've seen you so clearly so clearly ♪ ♪ up so high i see you up so clearly ♪ ♪ up so clearly up so high, so high ♪
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♪ and now you're caught in between ♪ ♪ what you can't leave behind and what you may what we may never find ♪ ♪ so fly, so fly one time one time so clearly, so clearly ♪ ♪ so high, if i would die just fly one time ♪ ♪ if you fly one time
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