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usual. executives at the car company which required some $50 billion in bailout money prides a new focus on customers, high quality vehicles and a new corporate culture and expressed thanks to the government for providing them with this second chance. so tonight we ask, given the company's declarations, do you believe this is in fact a new refor gm? will this revamped company not only survive, but thrive? tell us what you think by clicking on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com or on the "nightline" twitter page. but that's our report for tonight. "jimmy kimmel live" is up next. for now, f terry moran and ofnthia mcfadden and all s u at news,ew good night, america. have a great weekend. hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. join for "jimmy kimmel live" game night with studio blackjack

and the great magic johnson is on hand to teach me the no-look pass -- >> jimmy, you didn't look. that's the no-look pass. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," game night! tonight -- ervan magic johnson. we play blackjack with aunt chippy and a special appearance by lakers coach phil jackson. and now, make some noise, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by abc, inc. >> hi, everyone. this is our game night special. i'm nurse jackie. if i seem a little off tonight

it's either my prescription medication or menopause, you take your pick. it's game three of the nba finals in the amway arena. that place had better be clean, right? game two was here in sunday and the lakers won it in overtime and courtney lee missed the layup that wou have won it for the magic. aprently he was upset because during timeout he found out that marcia gay hardin had just beaten jane fonda for the tony award and couldn't get his head back in the game. they say statistically that the team that first two games wins the series 104% of the time. whoever you're rooting for, can we agree there has never been a worse name for a professional sports team than the magic? not that lakers is anything to brag about, but at least the lake you can drown in. at least that's some fear there. the magic, why not just call them the orlando balloon animals? by the way, the original magic

is here with us tonight. the one with the johnson. [ cheers and applause ] our security guard guillermo has been hard at work this postseason. guillermo was at the lakers press conference last weekend and he scored this exclusive interview with lakers coach phil jackson. >> something they do that's an execution skill and they've got guys that can do things specific to their game. >> mr. phil jackson, for "jimmy kimmel live." who will win a game? the lakers or magic? >> the game? >> yeah. >> the game. >> number one game? number one, well, i hope it's the lakers obviously. it's a big ps for, you know, any team to win the first game. >> what about game dos? >> we want to win game two also. >> and tre --

>> we'll get -- >> thank you, mr. jackson. >> thank you. >> not afraid to ask a tough question. the nba finals ask the big time of -- is the big time of the year for companies trying to sell shoes or sports drinks and even sell the nb, itself. i have to admit, the first time i saw this i actually shed a tear. >> my dream is a healthy family. my dream is knowing i have a job i love go to every day. my dream is to be ableo talk to pigeons. hi, pigeon. >> hi. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> my dream too. the first dream was to be traded from the clippers and then when that came through, it was pigeons. tonight is a special show. so we're going to do something special for our studio audience tonight. here in southern california, we

have a vegas-style casino and tonight we have sent my aunt chippy to the san miguel indian casino, an hour from us, and she'll play studio audience blackjack. hello, aunt chippy, how are you? [ cheers and applause ] well -- >> i have a great audience here. >> are they aware they will not be sharing in the profits if you win? >> shut up, jimmy. i have a rooting section here. keep your fingers crossed. >> my aunt chippy has $10,000 worth in chips. she'll put the whole $10,000 on one hand and if she wins, we'll let it ride and then if we win, we'll let smith -- split the winnings with the studio audice. more on that.

we got a blackjack last year and i think the pot was $100,000. do you feel lucky tonight, aunt chippy? >> i feel very nervous. i'm hoping that lightning strikes me twice. you know? it's like keep your fingers crossed and tell magic over there, he has long fingers to keep his crossed too. llig a rht. magic johnson is here tonight. we'll play blackjack with aunt chippy, so stick around. (announcer) we speak car. we speak rpms so you can zip by other cars. but we also speak mpgs so you can fly by gas stations. in fact, we speak mpgs so fluently, we can say one more thing. the new fordusion is the most-fuel-efficient midse sedan in america. and that's sething no one else can say. we speak the 2010 ford fusion. get in... and drive one.

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on game night with us later on, magic johnson will be talking about the lawsuit he'll be filing against the orlando magic for stealing his music. later on, we'll have music from blink 182 because i care twice as much. let's go to my aunt chippy who

is to the closest casino we have to us, we tried to send her a car there. hello, aunt chippy. >> hi, jim. >> how are you? tonight, the goal is to win a lot of money for studio audience and why don't you introduce us to the pit boss and our dealer tonight, aunt chippy. >> okay. our beautiful dealer is arlene. our handsome -- >> good, how are you? thank you. >> you say very handsome. let's not go crazy. [ laughter ] >> hey, i've got my pick, you've got yours. you look at her, i look at him. >> all right, arlene and jeff were kind enough -- well, we won $100,000 last year. so arlene and jeff were here last year. i wanted to just establish the rules so everyone is clear. the audience only gets paid if aunt chippy wins three hands in a row. >> stop the word if.

>> if there's a tie, we'll replay it. there's no doubling down but in blackjack one and a halftimes the bets. so this could go high. let's ct the cards, aunt chippy. starting with $10,000 a chip. thatat's the pile right there. this is -- this is how charles barkley rolls, you know, aunt chippy? >> don't get me more nervous than i am. >> just remember we are counting on you. >> let's do it good, arlene. >> aunt chippy, are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> i got it. >> come on. >> before she throws up on that beautiful table, go ahead and deal the cards. all right. here we go. the first one is a jack. that's good news. >> what's the name of the game? blackjack. >> and our next card is -- a 5. oh, boy, that's not good. >> i know. >> great job, aunt chippy.

>> oh. all right. >> that's good. i'm going to say -- >> yes. yes. >> you're going to -- >> good. all right. here we go. so arlene has a 10. she does have a 10. arlene has -- no, we didn't want -- aunt chippy, you screwed it up! >> get your hands off that money? >> oh, no. can we get another $10,000? all right. we're getting another $10,000. we're still gambling or we'll be back to that in a minute. our first guest tonight is a great among greats. he's a three-time mvp and you can see him on espn. and now, please welcome number 32, irvan magic johnson.

[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> how are you? >> i'm upset. >> why you upset? >> aunt chippy just lost all the money. >> she did lose the money, yeah. >> you should have sent me t magic or something. >> can we go to aunt chippy to castigate her. magic is angry with you. >> i don't blame him, but i need his help. jimmy, you're like -- you're getting me crazy. magic, i need your help. sprinkle some magic dust on us and let us win the next three hands. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's done. >> exactly. >> did you think it was strange that orlando would name their team magic? which is your name, when i last checked. >> jimmy, and then they didn't

pay me for it. >> they didn't pay you. probably didn't ask you if it was okay. they wouldn't name the orlando larry. >> i have a patent on it. i'm so upset. i don't know what to do. you know? >> this has been a big year for you sportswise. michigan state your alma mater was in the finals. did you make a friendly wager of any kind? >> i have learned not to bet with michael because he'll have you wash his car and, you know, clean his shoes. things like that. i have lost him to before. i had to do those bad things. >> really? have you ever had to wash his car? >> he wanted me to. >> he did? how did you get out of that? >> no way. no way. then he rubs it in for a whole year or two after his team wins. >> sure. >> so you hate betting michael. then kenny smith who also was on

tv, i bet him. i owe him a dinner. mitch, our president and general manager i owe him as well. so i lost to all the north carolina guys. >> i guess so. i guess so. >> but i was proud of my school though. michigan state went all the way. nobody ever thought that would happen. >> you went in for a pep talk. >> yeah. the coach had me speak to the team. it was an incredible run especially for the state of michigan because, you know, we have gone through so much in our state. unemployment, that whole thing. but thank you, michigan state. >> that is for sure. i know, now they have the red wings -- >> yeah. yeah. >> you are -- for those who don't know, part owner of the team and is there any rivalry with you and kobe? i mean, as far as he's hopefully going to get his fourth ring? you have five rings. will you -- do you want him to surpass you ringwise? >> it don't become a rivalry until he gets five. >> then what do you do?

>> then i'm hoping he wins because, see, when he wins i win. so when he wins this year, i get nine. >> that's right, you do get a ring. >> get a ring every time he wins. kobe, keep winning. >> that's brilliant. were you disappointed that it wasn't kobe against lebron? >> no, not at all. i think the best teams win, and i think the fans were disappointed because there was so much hype building up to thinking it was going to happen. then all the puppet -- they have the little commercials. >> the puppets were very disappoi disappointed. >> so i'm a basketball fan, i just love basketball. i'm just happy that the lakers are there. orlando magic even though they're down in the series i think they'll come back and make a run of it. so it's also showing the fans stars other than kobe and dwyane

wade. >> you picked the lakers to win the series. now, obviously, there's got stock some bias there -- to be some bias there, right? there has to be. a little bit. if you truly believed orlando was going to win the series before the series started, would you have picked them on the air? >> i would have unretired. >> you would have? >> no, i think i would have picked them? >> you would have? >> because you have to tell the truth. >> really? >> oh, yes, you have to. you have to remember, i have been on the air for a long time talking about the nba. so i picked against the lakers before. but this time, this is their year. they're primed and ready. kobe is very focused. phil jackson wants his tenth ring as well. >> yeah. >> to break the tie with red our back. so i think they're ready and poised and are going to do it. >> what are the chances that shaq is laker ever again? >> i wouldn't ever bet against it. i know he wants that.

>> what if he threatens to make more movies again, would you say okay? >> yeah, we would definitely say okay. >> you did some acting yourself, in fact n a commercial. this is a total coincidence for the very casino that my aunt chippy is playing in. we have a clip here. >> oh, no, don't show that. >> man, did he say 32? that's my lucky number. bingo, i won! [ laughter ] >> now see? see what happens? everybody out there -- if jimmy had sent me for the $10,000, we'd all be winning right now. >> that's right. you're right. always great to see you. thank you for coming. you headed to atlanta right away? >> right after. this i getting on a plane and heading over there. everybody enjoy the nba finals.

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hi, we're back. we lost what $10,000 so far, how are you holding up, aunt chippy?

>> i'm doing good. i'm changing a little bit of strategy over he. >> how are you doing that? >> i'm moving my chips over to this second spot. >> interesting, very good. again, if aunt chippy wins all three hands of the blackjack in the row, the studio audience gets to split her winnings. all right. we have $10,000 on the line. here we go, everybody. >> come on. come on. >> the next card is [ bleep ] -- oh. that's a bad word in italian, isn't it, aunt chippy? >> i know. >> that's a 6. now, aunt chippy, what's the proper thing to do here in this this situation? >> i'm going to stay right here -- because she better have a friggin' 10 under there. >> that's is the right thing to do. i know some people may not understand that. >> i at least have a shot. >> let's look at what the next card is going to be.

dealer, here we go. arlene is dealing. arlene has a 2. well, that's unfortunate. >> hello. >> low, low, low. >> let's have another card. and it is a 9. well, okay. so that's 17. so we lost. yeah, we lost. >> wait, i'm still counting. >> it doesn't matter, we -- yeah. so there we go. we're out of money. well, what are you going to do? all right. we'll do one more. let's do another one. [ cheers and applause ] we have to move this along. just put it up there. >> i'm getting killed over here, jimmy, conon! do something. >> i know, this is our last shot. we have to go kind of quickly here. okay, an 8. a 7. again, not a good hand. let's see what the dealer has.

the dealer has an 8. well, that's bad too, okay. wow. >> what do you want me to do? what do you think i should do, guys? >> i think you should move the chips over to next spot if you can. look at this. >> what do you think i should do, guys? >> hit it. >> hit it. >> you have to hit it. here we go. >> come on. >> it's a king or a 10 or a jack i'll kill ya. >> oh, that will be fun too. all right. let's see. it is an 8 which is bad. that's 23, aunt chippy that means we have lost. but i'm sorry, i'm sorry it didn't work out for our studio audience as we hoped. >> i'm sorry, everybody. i'm really sorry. >> i'm going to give aunt chippy's home address out on the website and everyone here in the studio audience tonight you're not going home emp handed. everyone here is going to get a sock. so there you go. [ cheers and applause ] all right. i want to thank magic johnson

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thank you, paula. >> any time. >> i'm going to hollywood. >> announcer: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live," game night. tonight -- jack black. michael cera. dwyane wade from the miami heat and a special appearance by kobe bryant. and now, from way downtown, here's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for watching. if there's one thing i can promise you tonight it is this,

you will go away disappointed. it was game four of the nba finals tonight from the amway areyna -- arena in orlando, florida. have you been watching, uncle frank? >> yeah. >> have you been watching, guillermo? >> yes. >> i don't hate to make predictions but i think it will come down to whoever makes the most baskets. a lot has been made ofhe series so far about kobe bryant's attitude. the sport world has been abuzz about how serious he is about moe winning, how somber he has been. i happen know it's related to fact that he's still upset that adam lambert lost "american idol." but as you will see in the exclusive interview with parking lot security guard guillermo, his sense humor is still intact. >> kobe, kobe, kobe! kobe, kobe! >> how you doing? >> kobe, kobe!

how are you kobe? >> i'm doing good. >> i have only two questions for you. the first one, -- [ speaking in spanish ] >> i appreciate the invitation. i have to check my schedule, c n can -- i can get back to you? >> yes. thank you very much. second question, kobe. do you think we'll ever have a black president? >> that's a tough one. i would have to say yes. >> yes? me too. one last one do you like basketball? >> a little bit. i enjoy it. >> me too. >> do you play? >> yes. >> you do? >> yeah. >> what position do you play? center? >> guard. >> that's surprising, i thought a man of your size would play center. >> well, play with mexican guys. good luck, i'll give you a high ey, kobe bryant.

>> thank you very much, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> if you have been watching the games by now you've noticed that magic coach van gundy who looks more like a restaurant manager, and tell me if this doesn't match perfectly. >> listen to me, listen to me. i want the glasses full at all times and if i see you bus boys -- you will be out on your nose! >> right? throwing ketchup bottles by now. the bad part of the final is that when the series is over, that's it for basketball. and they have nothing left to show on nba tv. nba tv covers the nba 24 hours a day. since they won't have any games to cover, this season, they're expanding their original programming.

in fact, they're even doing their own version of the discovery channel show "the deadliest catch". >> the trap comes up and the catch is a good one. kevin love carrifully lifts it from the trap. it's a male. he passes it over to love, back to chandler. across to love who goes up and -- oh, no! rejected by blake griffin. >> trap, catch 'em! >> all right. on the program tonight, dwy wade wl ujoins. my cousin sal will be here. we'll be right back with jack black, so stick around. # made just for men, [ thinking ] burning, itching... but the pain's the worst. i houlda used... [ bump ]

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perry lang and no doubt. you know our first guest from "troc thunder" and d his s new movie is opening soon. please welcomeme jack black. [ cheers and appuse ] >> they're telling me he's stuck in the elevator. >> who is? jack black? >> jack black. but i think they have him on the cell phone. give him a call. i'm going to call right now. >> what do i do? press the thing? >> yeah. should be ringing. >> all right. >> hello? >> jack, it's jimmy, can you hear me? >> jimmy, hey, i'm stuck in the elevator, man. >> i can see that. >> you can see me? >> yeah, i can see you on the security camera.

>> is that you? >> yeah. >> let me put you on the speaker. >> are you okay? >> no i'm freaking out. i've never been stuck in an elevator before. >> well, we'll get you out of there in a second. >> help! >> the one thing you don't want to do in this situation is panic. all right? >> i'm going to drink my own urine. i have to drink my own urine. how do i survive in this [ bleep ]? >> just hold tight, jack. we'll get you out of there in a minute, i promise, all right? [ screaming ] >> all right. we'll get him out. we'll gehim out for the next segment? very good. should i hang up or stay on? i'll hang up. okay, i'll call you back. all right. well, should we go -- all right. one of our guests tonight has an nba championship ring for his finger and an olympic medal for his neck. the other one, my cousin, who's won nothing. please welcome from the miami heat, dwyane wade and my cousin

sal. [ cheers and applause ] well, welcome. thank you for coming. you had a great season. you finished third in the mvp voting that's all right, huh? >> it was all right. >> it was all right. because you could have ideally would have liked to have been playing right now? >> ideally i would have loved to have been playing right now. >> does it bum you out to watch the other guys? >> not really. i understand my team is in a different place than the other teams. >> speaking of different place, i usually sit there. is it too late to switch places? >> no, you have been the mo-- y have demoted. >> what are the earrings you are wearing? that's like an earring that my grandmother would wear.

or one earring there. >> yeah. >> what is that? >> a gift from my grandmother. >> you got it from your grandmother? okay. well, we have decided it would be fun to send my cousin sal with dwayne -- and you pretended to be his handler. >> everyone had to go through me. >> pple got to line up to get dwayne's autograph and dwayne rewarded his fans by tormenting them. here it is, take a look. ♪ >> how's it going? been here a while? >> since 8:00. >> wow. been here a while, yeah? >> yeah. >> what's wrong with you? >> been -- >> no, physically what's wrong with you. >> oh. >> what do you mean what's wrong with me? >> the first two hours it's for

people with sicknesses or illnesses. there's nothing wrong with you with at all? no rickets or shin splints? >> i'm his biggest fan. >> well here's the thing. he has a big, big heart, but he has a temper. here's what we'll do. you were in a water skiing accident. and just got out of the hospital. water skiing, you blacked out and next thing you know you woke up in a neck brace and two well-placed band aids on your head. dwayne, we have another kid from the hospital. >> oh, man. >> this one got it bad. >> how you doing? how you doing? >> good. >> what happened? >> a water skiing -- i blacked out. [ laughter ] >> when did this happen? >> um, just recently, you know? >> and you're here today to get

my autograph? >> yeah. you're my favorite player. >> oh, man, that's g, man. that's g. what was your water skiing? >> i was everywhere. >> you have like amnesia? >> yeah, he's got amnesia? >> yeah. >> you had the water skiing accident, who was dring the boat? >> um -- [ laughter ] what's going on? >> you need something? you need help? you need to sit down? >> i thought he might black out. >> he's blacking out. >> yeah, grab him. >> no, i'm all right. >> let him on the table. >> no no. >> medic! medic! >> no. i'm sorry. it's all right. it's all right. it's all right. >> it's okay, buddy. what is it? what is it? >> you're my favorite player. and i wanted to meet you so bad.

>> you're my favorite water skier. >> no, no. [ laughter ] no. >> last week they told me -- they wouldn't let me meet you if i didn't have an injury. >> who told you this? nobody told you this. >> i wanted to meet you so bad i was willing to do this. >> so you're faking this? >> i'm sorry. i mean, i'm sorry. >> who told you this? who would have told you this? >> was it u? >> no, it was not me. what do you think, i have neck braces to give around to people? this is a stupid autograph signing session. he came in like this, i wanted to meet dwyane wade. >> don't talk. don't talk. i'll take care of it. send me -- i'll tame care of it. go ahead and tell him. tell him the truth. >> yeah, tell him.

[ laughter ] >> i mean -- >> i told you, i'll kill you, i'll kill you! i'll kill you dead, man! don't listen to him, don't listen to him. don't listen to him. >> stop. stop. stop. if he's going to do it, grab the he's hurt. >> i'll kill you! [ laughter ] >> let me take this off. why did you lie to me? oh, my god. want to go water skiing? [ cheers and applause ] >> and we've got our -- your friend is right here. he decided to come to the show tonight. he's healed. he's totally fine. now later tonight, on our

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guest tonight jack black is unfortunately stuck in the elevator here in our building. so i guess we have him on the phone. i'm going call him again. >> -- you just -- >> maybe. [ laughter ] >> you're -- >> hello? >> hey, jack, you still there? >> dude, still here. it sucks! >> is that michael cera in there with you? >> can you see me? have. >> yeah, i can see him. >> jimmy, it is indeed michael sera, he co-star in "year one". he got stuck in here too. >> hey, michael, how did you get stuck in here? >> well, jimmy i was trying to get jack out and i talked to him on the phone and he saidcome and get me and i came in through the ceiling and now i'm stuck. i'm stuck, man, and we're not having a good time. >> are you wearing shoes?

>> i'm absolutely not wearing shoes. >> you can see his feet? >> yeah. i can see his feet. michael, why are you not wearing shoes? >> he tried to save me in his flip-flops and he couldn't, so he took them off and he was just in his socks and then we're both stuck in here, okay? >> you're going to have to pay for my flip-flops probably because they're my most expensive pair. >> all right. let me just see if i have this straight. you climbed down an elevator shaft in flip-flops, and now they got ruined and i have to pay for them? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. look, he tried to save me in his socks. >> i'm not lying. >> it didn't work out. so now we're both stuck down here and it sucks. >> that's the truth. >> we are stuck! >> and jack is not lying. jack doesn't lie i can tell you. >> this sucks! >> yeah. >> i'm going to have to drink his urine now. [ laughter ] because i ran out of my urine! i straining it already, damn it! >> don't drink any urine, please.

the fire department is on its way. uncle frank, the fire department is on its way? >> i called. >> okay. the fire deft is on its way -- fire department is on its way. >> i would rather be there rather than stuck in here. >> that reflects how wboth feel. >> oy. good. we'll come back and hopefully -- what? okay. great. so we got it. so more with jack black and michael sera, hopefully not from an elevator. why am i still ta

♪ thank you. welcome back. it's very unfortunate this had to happen during our primetime show, but unfortunately, we have had a little incident here. guillermo, what did i tellou before -- what did i tell you last week before we did these shows? >> make sure the elevator is working. >> i told you that a bunch of times and what happened? >> i don't know. >> did youake sure that the elevator was working? >> yes. >> what steps did you take to make sure it was working? >> i read the instructions. >> what instructions? >> the one by the door. >> those aren't instructions. >> no? >> no, their not instructions. >> no, they're not in spanish.

>> but they're in english. well, jack black and michael sera starring in "year one" are stuck in the elevator -- oh, they got the elevator open. jack, jack, what's going on in there? what's happening in there? >> we're still stuck, man. >> i just saw the doors open and i think i saw you guys getting chinese food. >> oh. >> no, we're not. >> i can see the guy. >> you're not seeing -- you're seeing things now. you're seeing things now? >> i can see a chinese man who appears to be delivering food inside -- he's inside the elevator with you. >> you're hallucinating or you're delusional or you're on drugs. >> there's no one in here but me and jack. >> okay. why don't you guys come out of the elevator and sit down on the couch and we can talk about it on the show? guys?