>> i was in my room, in the j.w. marriott on the 17th floor. and i was just getting ready to go down for breakfast and i heard a loud blast and simultaneously the building shook. >> minutes later a second blast ripped through the neighboring ritz carlson hotel, destroying the restaurant. >> yes, two bombs. >> emergency workers rushed to the scene where they tended the wounded and the dying. among the injured, nine americans. investigators began to dome comb the debris f clues. they checked in wednesday, carrying the making of the bombs in their luggage and then split up yesterday to carry out the two separate attacks. in recent years, indonesia has enjoyed rerelative calm as the government has clammed down on the terror cells but these atattacks are a brutal reminder that security forces here have their work cut out for them. martin? >> no one has claimed

responsibility for these attacks. our thanks to clarissa ward. and that's our report for tonighght. on a night when america lost its singular icon of news broadcasting. walter cronkite who died this evening. we'll end our broadcast with the original anchorman's final sign-off. >> old anchorman you see don't fade away, but they keep coming b back for more. that's the way it is. i'll be away for assignment and he nreort ffeexaryew ting in good night. hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, and did you know eclipse gum not only fights bad breath, it helps kill the germs that cause it? well, it does. and to demonstrate just how effective eclipse gum is, my uncle frank and security guard guillermo have put together a short, but delightful play for us. gentlemen? [ cheers and applause ]

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with cleto and the cletones. and now, i'll tell you what, here's jimmy kimmel! chaup [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by abc, inc. >> thank you, cleto. hi, thank you, i'm jimmy the host of the show. i'll make this quick tonight, i paid the kid 8 bucks to hold my spot in the harry potter line. i cannot wait the see it. are you sick of this michael jackson stuff? [ cheers and applause ] oh, well, then, um -- [ laughter ] i don't know what to talk about then. no. i was going to say that the los angeles county coroner's office i guess has postponed the

autopsy report. it's taking longer than expected. apparently the coroner had trouble with all the zippers and -- [ laughter ] i don't know why it takes so long. on "csi" they wrap it up in an hour. fortunately, we do have someone here at the show, my uncle ank, not on was he a doctor, but he was a cop in new york for 20 years. you have seen your share of guys, right? >> yeah. a lot of dead bodies. >> here to enlighten us on the intricacies of this process, here is my dr. uncle frank. >> hi, dr. uncle frank here today, helping to keep you healthy. we have a question. first one is from a woman who asks exactly what are they doing with michael jackson's autopsy? i would like to know that too. let's start off with the most important part, here and here.

two colors. why? because this is a lung, another lung, covering the heart. covering the stomach. but oh, the part i wanted to get to i can't do. but it's not there. the penis is gone! it shouldn't be gone yet. they didn't even start the autopsy. why is the penis gone? why? why is the penis gone? why? why, why? that's the question of the day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> can i ask you a question and will you promise to answer honestly, no jokes or anything like that? because there's a big debate going on in the office today. it's actually turning into a big argument. aunt chippy, your former wife, my aunt, you guys have been unmarried now for how long? >> about 14 years. >> 14 years. in that time, since you have been divorced have you ever, um, had sexual intercourse?

>> with chippy? >> yeah. >> no. >> no? you swear? >> i swear -- >> that's what i said. these -- they think you do it like once a year. >> i have been trying, but she's hard to -- [ laughter ] she's a tough chick. >> she's a tough nut to crack. >> she controls -- >> well, good luck. >> but you were right, i never have. >> let me know if anything happens. >> i will. >> very good. case closed. don't give me the shaking head, no, i don't believe it. that was as honest as a response as you'll get from that man right there. yes, you would say it on the air, right? >> of course i would. >> there you go. >> how dare you call my uncle a liar! [ laughter ] in other world political news, the newly re-elected president of iran, mahmoud a members only jacket has been ratcheting up the anti-u.s. rhetoric lately. why not, you should do what you love. yesterday, he said iran will

strike you in the face so hard you will lose your way home. which reallysounds like the line from like the bernie mack show or something. this may be lost in translation, but this is the speech he gave yesterday. keep in mind, this man is a leader of a whole country. >> dear enemies, iran will strike you in the face so hard you will lose your way home. oh, i'm serious, you'll be like ding dong, is this my home, and the voice will be no, this is the smith resident. my face has been punched and i'm lost, and you'll say, get off my lawn before i sic my attack dogs on you, can i get you a sandwich, and you'll say, it looks like you have already been served a knuckle sandwich. [ laughter ] >> kind of a funny guy. microsoft founder bill gates is

trying to save the world he's working on a plan to fight and destroy hurricanes. gates and some scientists filed an application to patent the way to reduce the hurricane. this is why you shouldn't pick on the nerds in high school. one day you give them a wedgy, the next they harness the power of hurricanes. here how it works. first, a plane flies directly into the eye of the hurricane and drops a windows vista into the eye and then it causes the hurricane to freeze and crash unexpectedly and then the hurricane goes away. it's absolutely brilliant. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that something? speaking of brilliant, this is something the conspiracy theorists will have a ball with. the space agency nasa apparently erased the first moon landing by taping over it. [ laughter ] real bunch of rocket scientists over there, i'll tell you.

same thing happened at guillermo's bar mitzvah. somebody taped "days of our lives" over it? >> yes. >> now we have less proof than ever that a man was on the moon. but don't worry, every episode of "owing pains", intact. this come monday, here on abc a new reality show called "dating in the dark". this is a show on which men and women go on dates in complete darkness. it's pitch black which eliminates like physical appearance from the equation. it's an interesting idea and actually getting good reviews. here's what they call a sneak peek. the single guys and three single girls together under one roof. in total darkness. share their struggles. , >>ac zis that you? >> watch out for the stairs. >> oh! somebody help me! >> and their joys.

>> you feel good. >> get off my, dude! >> dating in the dark, monday, july 20, on abc. >> well, that's -- what will they think of next? [ cheers and applause ] this is -- this is pretty good. this is from a mixed martial arts website. rampage jackson took some time to talk to a reporter for the website and this is what you call an in depth interview. >> i was supposed to do a couple of movies, but ultimate fighting kept me busy. the story of my life. >> absolutely. well, you're very good at it. well, i have an idea for a romantic comedy. starring you and me. >> yeah. >> about a wrestler to who falls in love with a ring girl, are you in? >> yeah. >> sounds good to me. >> am i in? >> you're in. let's do it right now. cut. okay. there's only one more.

now, if you can get into the octagon with any celebrity, who would it be? >> lucy lu. >> all right. there you have it. that's all we have with rampage jackson for the day. thank you, rampage. >> you're welcome. [ laughter ] >> excuse me, mister, mr. rampage, is that what you do to aunt chippy? that is it. somewhere up there i have to believe that walter cronkite is smiling right now. its friday night and it's our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. this is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> even though the weight isn't dropping as i would like it to, i can see actually that my [ bleep ] is changing.

it's getting firmer. >> first base for the brewers, prince [ bleep ]. >> her experience growing up in the projects, growing up in a minority community, growing up without a [ bleep ]. >> i think we have laid it out that, you know, even "the new york times" could understand it, all right? this is a huge [ bleep ]. >> really, the kids are here. >> and so is my husband. >> [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. >> if you're being bullied at work there's bad enough, but if you're being bullied by someone who can actually [ bleep ] you that's a dynamic. >> the chicks dig the long [ bleep ]. >> it's good to follow because it's not [ bleep ] fatten. >> we took swift action to pull our economy -- oh, [ bleep ]. sorry about that, guys. [ cheers and appuse ] >> on the show tonight, teri hatcher. danica patri. music from daughtry. and when we come back, cousin sal works at the 99 cent store, so stick around.

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♪ hi, there, we're back. hold on, i have a curl that i'm not crazy about. sal, will you get my hair dryer? >> yes. >> with us tonight, from "desperate housewives" and the animated movie "coraline," which comes out tuesday on blu-ray and dvd, teri hatcher is here. also with us, a tiny woman with a very heavy foot. on sunday night, you can see her on the espys on espn, danica patrick is here. and later, their new cd came out this week. it's called "leave this town". kicking off the samsung at&t summer krush concert series, from the paramount theater in the emerald city of seattle, music from daughtry. next week, we'll be joined by katherine heigl, tom arnold, zooey deschanel, seth green, "the bachelorette" jillian harris, reverend al sharpton, the trailer park boys and music from la roux and jewel. this is my cousin sal.

>> hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal, what do you think -- uncle frank, honest. >> he's honest, i'm on your side, there's no way he's having sex with aunt chippy. >> she said we can't because we're not married anymore. it would be a sin. >> it would be a sin. like a woman has needs an everything, she plays video poker and yell at people with cigarette breath and that's the extent of her need. right? guillermo, on the other hand, he's hitting her. [ laughter ] >> all right. well, you know, these are tough economic times and more and more people are cutting corners and shopping at places like the 99 cent store, so wthoughted the be fun to send my cousin sal and his hidden cameras there to greet them. >> you can't fathom what happened. >> hello. >> hi, how are you? >> how much is this? it's not scanning.

price check on trail mix, register one. i need a price check. >> 99. >> 99? >> yeah. >> all right. >> i'm going to go check the price on this. 99 cents. >> everything i have is 99 cents. >> be right back. [ laughter ] 99. i always like to double check. you were rightit's 99. where you going? and how about those glasses. let me ring those up. >> i'm wearing them -- >> well, they're yours after

you -- >> they're prescription. >> ma'am, we have those in aisle five. let me ring them up. >> you can tell they're prescription. look at them for [ bleep ] sake. look at them. >> what do you mean? i'm not a doctor here. >> well, you should be. >> i should be a doctor? come on, no, i need to rick these up. why do you have a problem? >> those are prescription. >> you don't have 99 -- >> the frame alone was over $100. >> 99 cents here. sir, don't worry about it, because wait until we get to your belt. where is he going? >> come on, please. >> all right. >> there you go. have a good one. shoplifter in yellow, go get her, boys. how's it going? i'm working so many hours. >> this is not my stuff.

that's not my stuff. hey, bro, this is not my stuff. hey. >> excuse me? >> this is not my stuff. >> this is all on the belt. >> what's your [ bleep ] problem? >> i didn't see a divider, dude. >> can i speak to a manager? >> can i speak to a manager? [ laughter ] >> everything good? [ siren ] wait a minute. you know what that means? you are the 99th customer. we have our 99th customer. you did it! congratulations. whoo! big winner, big winner, whoo! 99th customer. come on over here. do you think what that means? you have 99 seconds to fill that basket with anything you want. yeah, ready, set, go!

decisions, decisions, don't think about it. everything is 99 cents. look at him go. very valuable, this y knows what he wants. ten seconds left, he's got to get back to the front. five, four, three, two, one, he did it! wow. nice going, buddy. basically, funions and cabbage. okay, you can make a casserole with this. congratulations. dreams do come true at the 99 cent store. [ laughter ] that's good. >> cousin sal, everybody. we'll be right back with teri hatcher. c, engine revving )

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caught -- daugry will be pling music for us. like most actors in hollywoo oufirst guest went from pursuing an ununraduate degree inin mathematics and engineerin to becoming a san francisco 49ers cheerleader to dating superman and seinfeld to winning a golden globe for her work on "desperate housewives". now you can hear her as three very different mothers in the animated movie "coraline" which comes out on blu-ray and dvd tuesday. please say hello to teri hatcher. [ cheers and applause ] well, you look fantastic. thank you for coming. >> thank you so much. i feel like "the bachelorette," you know when i walk out -- >> i said no one gets rejected on this show. >> that's why i keep coming back. >> you wouldn't get rejected anyway. how are you? >> i'm great. >> you were sick the last time -- >> we were both sick.

i practically felt asleep on your desk. >> that always happens. and you're healthy? >> yeah. >> i know you went on vacation this summer and you brought us photographs which is exciting. >> i went to australia in june with my daughter and "coraline" was there and we tacked on a vacation -- >> i have never been to australia. is it fun? >> it's one of the most beautiful countries, beautiful ople, great food. i mean, the one thing about it though, i watch all those danger shows and all those nature shows. they do sell australia as like the 20 most venomous everything in australia. >> yeah. >> so you go there with the idea like the spider, every hotel room i would check the sheets. there for the spiders, every night. >> really? did you find any? >> we saw three spiders, not in the sheets. >> well, very good. well, i have some photographs here. maybe you'd take us through them. you and your daughter emerson

here on a oat. >> that was our last day. we were at the outer barrier reef. the very outside of the reef and we scubaed and then snorkeled there. that was on our way home. so that was the last day. >> okay. this is -- a photo that who took? >> i was scubaing, and i was 40 feet down. this is at the outer barrier reef. my daughter was snorkeling above me, which now that i think about her makes her -- and i was down there with a guide and he took that picture. there were quite a few sharks but most of the gray sharks that were circling around. >> i'd be less worried about the spiders in the bed and be more worried about the sharks. >> i wasn't worried about the sharks. >> and this is -- >> a minke whale. i have had stories that i have told about interactions with hump back whales in mexico and whales in alaska. so we're on our way back, this last day on the boat. and we've already caught a

spanish mackerel and we filleted and we cooked it and one of the guides on the boat said i think i seem dolphins over there. we turned the motors off. and then in five minutes we are surrounded by seven minke whales which are 30 feet long. and you can tell about these -- that kind of wildlife, when they approach you, when they're swimming around the boat continually under and around the boat, they're sort of saying, come in and play witus. >> they are? i would think they're saying get awhat from -- away from us. >> well, they're not shy. so you don't want to chase them away. >> i won't. eel remember that. >> we went in and snorkeled for an hour. we were -- you could reach your hand out and like the eye -- i mean, we were very engaged with

them for about an hour. they were below us, around us. >> they don't eat humans? >> no. whales don't eat humans. >> well, i don't know. you know, there's always a first time. >> well, no. there's never going to be a first time that a whale eats a person. not in our lifetime. >> i think there will be. >> oh, all right. >> it will be first time i go snorkeling. [ laughter ] >> this is -- >> that's a giant clam. they were everywhere. they were -- >> delicious. did you get to eat one of them? >> no. >> can you eat them? >> no. >> i look at everything -- >> haven't you ever been anywhere tropical? >> i'm going to be honest with you, i'm scared of fh. i'll pull them out and grab them by the mouth and everything and gut them, but i don't like to swim with them because they know what i'm up to otherwise. i would -- you can't eat one of the clams? i bet you can. >> i don't think you can. >> get a huge vat of linn guinea. >> i love that, but the little ones.

>> i look at everything underneath the surface as an all you can eat buffet. >> did you see that movie "super size"? >> i did and i was horrified initially but then forgot about it. >> the portions are better. >> look, you don't get a body like this sitting around thinking about food. so you guys had a good time. >> we had a great time. we whitewater rafted and jet skied. we were adventurous. >> sounds like it. >> then i had the worst massage story of my life. >> what happened? did he sneeze on you? >> oh, okay. much worse than being sneezed on. i'll try to tell you quickly. >> go ahead, yeah. >> so all i'm thinking is please god can i get a massage because i'm so tensed. i have been creamed the whole day. so we get into the spa. which is supposed to be the reason to stay at the hotel in first place. it seems nice. kind of indonesian, half inside, half outside that feeling. so we walk from the lobby down the little path, the jungle, you know, to the room where you

change into your robes. as we're walking down there, the woman is saying to us, you know, there's these wild turkeys around, nothing to worry about. they make a lot of noise, they scratch, but don't worry about them. we get into the room and change into the robe. i hear a bloodcurdling scream. i'm thinking, you know, with what i told you, poisonous snake. didn't sound like anything else. >> like a turkey. >> but i'm hopeful. you know, i'm about to get a massage. so i poke my head out the window and there's my masseuse standing there like this. i go, turkey? like -- and she goes, no, it was a snake. i almost stepped on it. she is just screaming. i need a massage now! >> oh, no. >> then the other masseuse for my daughter comes out and they start arguing about the level of poisonous about the snake is about. i'm thinking, okay, just get me a martini. >> really. this sounds like the worst vacation ever. >> it was a great vacation. that massage moment --

>> did she wind up giving you a massage? >> we go into the room where i proceeded to get bit by a red ant, swelled up like crazy. i kept saying to her, you know, i think -- emerson is happy, i'm itching and i'm swelling and, you know, she keeps going like this. i have the magic hands. just you have to embrace the bugs and embrace the snakes and be one with the environment. i was like, no, i'm getting on a plane in two weeks, i don't have to be one with any of this. i want to relax. >> five seconds ago, you were screaming and jumping on top of something. >> exactly. >> these people are hypocrites. never leave the country again. it's dangerous. we need here you here on abc. you can't go off and run -- >>ell, i probably do things that my contract doesn't allow me. isn't this beautiful? >> this is beautiful. this is tim burton and

"coraline" is her all-time favorite movie. i might steal it for her. >> i think it should be on your shelf. >> look at that. you can take your vacation photos right there -- >> i'm so proud of this movie. if you didn't see it, it's neil gammon, classic story tale, mother/daughter relationship. just really wonderful. and such a piece of art. >> it's called "coraline." >> and it comes with glasses. >> glasses. >> 3-d glasses. >> really, are they in here? they're probably hidden inside there. >> i don't know. >> trust teri hatcher, it comes with glasses ri hatcher, everybody. "coraline" comes out on blu-ray and dvd on tuesday. when we come back, danica patrick is here. palm pre new with its revolutionary web os. they're running multiple live applications at the same time. - ( thunder and rain ) - 3 million are using the simply everything plan. each is saving $1200 - over an at&t iphone plan. - ( cash register dings ) together that's over $3 billion. - enough to open a dunkin' donuts in space. - ( walkie-talkie sounds )

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♪ hi, there. every year, millions of people pay to watch our next guest drive around in circles for hours on end. she's the first woman ever to win an indy car race and currently the fifth-ranked driver on the irl circuit. this sunday night at 9:00, you can see her at t espy awards on espn. please welcome danica patrick. [ cheers and applause ]

dani danica, you're not wearing pants! >> is that bad? >> no, not bad at all. >> it's a t-shirt. >> is it really just a shirt? is it technically a dress or a shirt? >> what do you think? >> because if it's a shirt you're not wearing pants. if it's a dress -- >> in england, pants are underwear. >> they are? >> yeah. so i'm definitely wearing those. >> in england, pants are underwear? >> yeah. >> really? i didn't know that. >> trousers or something is what we know as pants. >> pants are underwear. >> knickers. they call them knickers too. >> really? >> underwear, knickers. >> that i have heard of. >> this going down hill real fast. so -- >> but the point is, we need to determine whether you're wearing pants or n. >> in america, no.

>> in america, no. >> well, here we are in california, so i guess that settles it. good to see you. you were at the espy awards i know -- >> i was. >> they taped it on wednesday night and it airs sunday night. >> because us athletes we work on the weekends a lot. very convenient for us. >> is it fun being in a room with other huge popular athletes all together? >> okay, we're in l.a. so i said this is going to be even better here. i sat next to kobe. >> you did? >> he's a super nice guy. super nice guy. it was an endless string of people walking by and saying congrats and i was honored to be four feet away. >> did you chat with him at all? >> yeah. yeah. i asked about his kids and, you know, i said hi to his wife. you know, we were -- we had a little conversation about him pretending like he's me driving down 405. so in my mind i was thinking after he said that and i'm like, so in other words he's really ticked off like all the time

then. >> yeah. >> traffic. traffic. >> i bet he drives seriously too. did you meet anybody you had not met before that you were excited to meet? >> i presented with will.i.am, i love him, i love all the music. an odd one that i didn't expect to see there, condoleezza rice was there. >> does she know you as a race car driver? >> she did. she said she was a fan. i didn't carif she's blowing sunshine. i'm happy if she says she has a fan even if she's lying. the fact that she had to time to stop while the world is at war and notice danica patrick, as a race car driver. >> not just as a race car driver, but you broke a lot of ground, by being the first woman to win a race. she's a woman too, so you have that in common. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, i mean, you know, i'm sure my parents are very proud of me, but i think what she does is -- you know it affects the

world a lot more than what i do. >> i heard your parents go on the bus with you and on tour with you. is that drtrue? >> yeah, we spend a lot of time together in a terribly small space. >> sounds like a terrible idea. >> oh, do your parents -- >> no, i love my parents, but if we were on a bus together someone would die. >> it's like high-end camping is how i describe it. becae we have like a grill that we roll out. >> really? >> yeah. a wonderful weber grill. starts every time. and, you know, we pick our food and hang out. we probably have better food and wine than at a real -- >> most campers, yeah. >> we should incorporate s'mores into our program. >> you don't? >> no. >> why not? >> we don't have a bonfire. we have a grill. >> i know this is a controversial thing, but s'mores, not as good as they should be. [ laughter ] you always get a stomach ache

from them. because the chocolate and the marshmallow -- >> how many do you eat? >> oh, at least a dozen. i eat them all. whatever is there. they're not as good as they should be. am i right on that? [ applause ] >> i personally -- i don't think you have a lot of takers there. i personally really like the marshmallow because i really like burnt food. i like it to be really charred. anybody else like their burnt food? [ applause ] yeah. vegetables on the grill i don't care if it's burnt, i'll eat it. i'm probably getting cancer, but guess what, life is short anyway. miles an hour anyway, so it 90 seems like marshmallows is the least of your worries. >> thank you for putting it in perspective. >> i heard some talk you might start driving nascar which you're doing great in the indy league. why would you want to dre nascar? >> um, i don't know. maybe i do, maybe i don't. i'm sort of -- no. >> thinking about it? >> i'm definitely interested.

you know, i have been driving indy car for five years, i drive for a great team. it's contract time so it's time to evaluate all the options. i think it looks fun. i don't know. i think it looks like fun racing. >> you get to bang around. >> most importantly, bump. i was thinking of this earlier, you know, if -- i was doing an interview earlier and in the future after i'm retired from racing, i think i'm going to come up with a bumumper cab car and give people like thrill rides. >> i will be your first passenger. >> because i'm really excited about bumping. really excited. didn't you ever wish you could hit people going down the road? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. and you get to do that. >> yeah. good news for lindsay lohan, by the way. >> maybe she should think about it, drive nascar. >> there you go. danica patrick. you can see her on the espys air sunday night at 9:00 on espn.

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well, we are back. here with danica patrick. this is their new cd. it's called "leave this town". from the samsung at&t summer krush stage at the paramount theater in seattle, with the song "no surprise", daughtry. [ chers and applause ] ♪ i've practiced this for hours gone round and round ♪ ♪ and now i think that i've got it all down ♪ ♪ and as i say it louder i love how it sounds ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm not taking the easy way out ♪ ♪ not wrapping this in ribbons ♪ shouldn't have to give a reason why ♪

♪ it's no surprise i won't be here tomorrow ♪ ♪ i can't believe that i stayed till today ♪ ♪ yeah, you and i will be a tough act to follow ♪ ♪ but i know in time we'll find this was no surprise ♪ ♪ it came out like a river once i let it out ♪ ♪ when i thought that i wouldn't know how ♪ ♪ held on to it forever just pushing it down ♪ ♪ felt so good to let go of it now ♪ ♪ not wrapping this in ribbons shouldn't have to give a reason why ♪ it's no surprise i won't be here tomorrow ♪

♪ i can't believe that i stayed till today ♪ ♪ there's nothing here in this heart left to borrow ♪ ♪ there's nothing here in this soul left to say ♪ don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow ♪ ♪ god know we tried to find an easier way ♪ ♪ yeah, you and i will be a tough act to follow ♪ ♪ but i know in time we'll find this was no surprise ♪ ♪ our favorite place we used to go ♪ ♪ the warm embrace that no one knows ♪ ♪ the loving look that's left your eyes ♪ ♪ that's why this comes as no, as no surprise ♪

♪ if i could see the future and how this plays out ♪ ♪ i bet it's better than where we are now ♪ ♪ but after going through this, it's easier to see the reason why ♪ ♪ it's no surprise i won't be here tomorrow ♪ ♪ i can't believe that i stayed till today ♪ ♪ yeah, you and i will be a tough act to follow ♪ ♪ but i know in time we'll find this was no surprise ♪ ♪ our favorite place we used to go ♪ ♪ the warm embrace that no one knows ♪ ♪ the loving look that's left your eyes ♪ ♪ but i know in time we'll find this was no surprise ♪

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well, i want to thank teri hatcher and danica patrick. our apologies to matt damon,e