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"closing argument." russian prime minister vladimir putin on vacation has stoked his macho image once again. appearing in photos and video in a series of athletic outdoorsy scenes on horse back, with fishing pole ihand, taking a swim. of course, he's not the first world leader to appear sans shirt. president obama was famously photographed catching a wave in hawaii just a year ago. with mr. putin raising the pin-up stakes, all eyes will be on martha's vineyard later this month when the american president may respond. but tonight, we ask, should those who hold high office show a little more decorum, or it is perfectly acceptable to show off some presidential skin? tell us what you think by clicking on the website, abcnews.com or the twitter page. for now, for terry moran, for cynthia l at abc news,d ool gs of at abc news, good night, america.

hello, i'm jimmy kimmel, and this is the highly anticipated madden nfl 10. there's a new feature this year called online franchise. online franchise. 32 teams can battle for franchise dominance by participating in live, nfl-style drafts from either a connected console or a broadband pc. each franchise has its own custom league home page, allowing players to view standings and stats, offer and accept trades and much more. in madden nfl 10, your online franchise is always just a click away. you can't buy this until august 14, but we're giving one away to a lucky pedestrian tonight, who hopefully was listening to everything i said, because he/she is about to be quizzed. let's go to my cousin sal on the street. >> what's happening, jimmy? >> who was the young man that you have with you? >> i'd like u to meet tony. >> tony is your name? >> yes, sir. >> where you fro >> from utah. >> what are you up, on vacation? >> out here humoring any wife.

>> what do you mean by that? >> we came out to do the hollywood thing. >> and where is she right now? >> um, right over there. >> okay. over there. did you hear what i was just saying about madden nfl 10? >> sure did. >> okay. if you answer correctly, you get an advance copy of the game, but if you get the question wrong, my cousin sal gets to dump this cooler of orange colored generic drink on your head. >> okay, fair enough. >> okay, the question -- -- what is -- oh! >> sal -- you know, we rehearsed this and which had it perfect in rehearsal. >> ask him the question. >> well, the question was what is the name of the feature that allows 32 teams to battle for dominance, do you know the aner? >> i sure do. >> what it is? >> online franchise. >> that is right, congratulations. there you go. >> madden nfl 10. fight for every yard. in stores friday, august 14. >> he can't be trusted. "jimmy kimmel live tw

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>> welcome to the show. and before we go any further, i want to take a minute to personally thank president obama for getting me out of north korea. last night, former president bill clinton under cover of darkness, parachuted into north korea with a skull tattoo on his chest to rescue journalists laura ling and euna e. it was a 13-hour flight home, during which clinton gave both women mouth to mouth no less than 15 times he brought them back to burbank this morning where they were reunited with their families and thanked

mr. clinton for coming to their rescue. >> euna and i want to express our deepest gratitude to president clinton and his wonderful and amazing and not to mention super cool team. [ applause ] please return your journalists to their original upright position. meanwhile, also this morning, former president bush rescued two purple stars from his lucky charms. laura ling who's the sister of lisa ling who was also captured and forced to work three years on "the view" made a very emotional speech. she and euna lee worked for current tv which is a channel body watches that was founded by former vice president al gore. and there's always been speculation that the gores and clintons aren't very close, but today everyone appeared to be extremely chummy. >> president bill clinton had a happy ending. >> well -- [ laughter ] he deserves it. the homecoming was covered live by all the networks and in doing

so, a reporter from our local fox station was good enough to provide us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> i was sort of wandering around and opened the door a few minutes ago and there was vice president al gore with some aides. >> well, that's a bombshell. i am very sorry to hear that. what a roller coaster, huh? in other major world news, paula abdul twittered last night that she has decided not to return to "american idol." she's decided to go back to medical school. laughter ] actually, she wanted "american idol" to pay her $20 million a year, and they did not want to pay her $20 million a year. so i guess her contract will not be renewed. idol will presumably go back to a three-judge format. and i'll tell you something, honestly i don't think people think so, but people will miss her. kara dioguardi will have some

tough prescriptions to fill right there. another reality show drama last night on mtv. the seasons fale of "paris hilton's my new bff". this is about her search for a new best friend to replace the last best friend she chose last season. it was a little bit of a shocker. paris had it narrowed down to two women, stephanie and that niece ya, who were contestants who had been eliminated and it culminated with this television moment. >> i'm really sorry, i think i made a big mistake. stephen? >> yeah? >> i change my mind. >> are you serious? >> i want you to be my new bff. >> are you kidding me? you're my new best friend. >> are you serious? i love you.

>> i love you. >> well, that's does -- you can't do that. you can't pick someone from the elimination. then what's the point of even watching? you can't tamper with the integrity of reality tv. as for paris it is not like her to be fickle. i mean, really, wtf. [ laughter ] sorry, i'm trying to learn some new lingo. this week's page has a two-level house that paris hilton had built for her dogs. for real. she's got a bunch of chihuahuas and now they have a house with central air conditioning, a balcony and a crystal chandelier which is what dogs like to go on. this is beverly hills. in the midwest, it would like a $2,000 doghouse. but she says her dogs love it

why not make your dogs happy. we went out to hollywood boulevard and all the people who live on the street were happy for paris and her lucky dogs. >> congratulations, tinker bell. >> congratulations, baby girl. >> congratulations, . >> congratulations, gold chain. >> congratulations, prada. prada is the kitty cat. >> paris hilton, you're hot. >> well, that's hu, isn't it? congratulations. and the truth of the matter is she owes a lot to the doggies. they taught her her favorite style. [ laughter ] no, no, no, i was talking about the sex video. [ laughter ] in other legal happenings, yesterday, michael jackson's mom katherine was awarded permanent

custody of his children, as part of the court filing. his father joe jackson signed a statement saying he will not be involved in raising the children. is thaa good sign, that in order to get custody of the grandkids you have to have your husband promise not to go near them? but i guess it's not surprising given that michael, you know, hated his father and said he used to beat him. it only seems to hear from joe himself. he is with us tonight. please welcome live via satellite from las vegas, joe jackson. hi, joe, thanks for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> glad to be with you, tommy. >> it's jimmy. now, joe on monday, your wife katherine was given full custody of the three children, but you signed a document saying you would not be involved in raising them at all. is that true? >> that is true. >> why -- so why did you decide not to be involved in raising your own grandchildren? >> it's really simile, linda. joe jackson ain't going to raise no kids. >> it's jimmy, but why not?

>> he isn't close. monkeys raise raisinettes and a kid is a baby goat and i have -- i have a hat made out of a by by goat. joe jackson doesn't need a goat. >> i see. does the rest -- is the rest of your family happy about the decision? >> well, you put -- it on a diaper rash and it's not a -- a whole state fame -- named after a doll. then -- the end. >> yes, joe jackson, everybody. reminds you a little bit of a pumpkin. one more thing, in case you haven't heard it's shark week on the discovery channel. shark week is the annual event where the discovery channel scares everyone out of -- scares the hell out of everyone and then tells us not to be afraid

of them. every year, the discovery channel gives them a whole week worth of their own shows and roughly they eat 118 of them. this is the most ungrateful species in all of the ocean. i feel personally like i have seen pretty much everything there is to see about sharks, but you have to hand it to discovery. they managed to keep the programming topical and fresh year after year. >> a bunch of sharks, living together in one tank. with heidi and spencer. [ laughter ] "i'm a shark, get me the [ bleep ] out of here". wednesday on shark week, only on the discovery channel. >> we have got a good show tonight. on the show tonight, vanessa hudgens is here. eli roth is with us. we will hear music from miike snow. and when we come back, i use the power of reality tv to find a best new friend forever.be rhti.

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with us this evening, you know her from high school musicals 1, 2 and 3. her new movie "bandslam" opens august 14. vanessa hudgens is here. also with us, a director and now actor whom you can see in quentin tarantino's new one, "inglourious basterds," that opens august 21. eli roth is here. and later on, all the way from stockholm, sweden. this is their self-titled debut album. making their american network television debut, miike snow is here. that is a band, not a person. it's mike with two i's. tomorrow, sienna miller will be here. and dave salmoni and some animals. and on friday, quentin tarantino, rachel nichols and comedian doug benson. so join us then. i want to tell you something real quick. this is from "usa today." the headline, clinton brings prisoners home. here, this is "the l.a. times," you can see, again with clinton. bill clinton brings back journalists, big picture of them there. "new york times."

clinton secures two pardons, leaving north korea. this is "the new york post." wrong way crash -- how could she? but then you see, bubba gets the chicks. [ applause ] well, i'm very sad to say that another season of "paris hilton's my new bff" has come to a close. but brand new season of my new bff show is just about to begin. and here it is. the world premiere of the bestest best friend forever show on television. my new "my new bff". ♪ >> hey, guys. want to be my new best friend? >> no. >> neither one of you want to be my best friend? >> got to go to work. >> it's hard to find a best friend nowadays. >> i'll be your best friend. >> oh, yeah? >> i'll be your best friend.

>> you are? well, you might be. >> hello, i'm captain phil. >> captain phil, do you have a best friend? >> not yet. >> as soon as i set eyes on him, i knew that one of these dudes was about to become my new bff. i'm looking for a new best friend. very good. what's your name again? mr. muscles. i like that. do you have a best friend? what's his name? >> garner. >> garner. well, i'll tell you something, garner is a goner as of today, because i'm going to be your new best friend. [ laughter ] ♪ okay, i'm going to go back down the stairs now.

i'd like everyone to applaud when i come back up. [ applause ] oh, thank you, thank you. thank you. well, that's unnecessary, but thank you. do you know why you've been brought here today? i'm looking for a new best friend forever. it's -- i've had some problems with my old best friend forever. >> now who's the princess? >> he stole some of my stuff. now, the first thing i have to ask is, are any of you women? you are? i'm sory, but you've been ejim-inated. you have to go home. ♪ when you said good-bye ♪ ♪ so if you go i want you to know ♪ ♪ i miss you >> i don't even care.

i don't even know who that guy was. >> now we're down to seven. different ages. different races. we have people who think it's still okay to wear a head band. and now we're going to put you to the test to see who is my new bff. i wanted to get to know my bff's one-on-one. one-on-one. what grade are you in? >> i just left the fifth grade. >> are you planning to go to the sixth grade? >>. >> that's going to be a problem for me because i'm going to need you to drop out of school so you can spend all your time being my bff. are you prepared to give up everything? >> maybe. >> maybe? [ laughter ] >> what's going on with your -- are you wearing socks there?

>> i am. little ones. >> so you decided to go with the short socks? short socks, omg. omfg. [ laughter ] what do you like to do for fun? >> me and my friends film each other doing stupid stuff. >> what sorts of stupid things? >> it's a friend of mine -- oh! >> oh, boy. you're bleeding. >> i know. i love that video. it's my friend cam. we -- >> what do you mean? >> we crush up pills and put it in the beer bong and they drink it. >> so you actually poison people for fun? >> yeah. yeah. >> now it's time to challenge my bff's. gentlemen, food is a very important part of my life. your challenge today is to make

me a sandwich. a sandwich that is going to make you my best friend forever. okay? go ahead, begin. dillon, what have you made for me? >> a sandwich. >> yeah, i know it's a sandwich. but what's on the sandwich? >> pickles, lettuce, ham. >> one thing, dillon, you know, you left a sticker on the tomato here. [ laughter ] you've got to be more careful than that as my bff. >> okay. >> nicely done. >> loves it. >> this sandwich was prepared with health in mind. >> health in mind? >> hates it. >> thank you, joe. >> is indifferent to it. doesn't care either way. no mustard.

>> i made it how i make them. since i'm being your best friend we like the same thing. >> d't assume. [ laughter ] >> how you doing, jimmy? looky here. i have a sandwich that reflects our friendship. this has brown bread on top, white bread on bottom. >> brown bread and white bread come together to form a -- >> friendship. >> a delicious friendship. >> that's right. >> it's very good. thank you. >> you're welcome. >> now i have to think. i ed some time to think. will you film me thinking? this is so hard. from make believe captains to real-life guys who poison their friends, they all seem like they would be rad bff's, but are they all just hungry tigers? i don't know.

thinking is kind of awesome. i can just like sit around without saying anything and there are like words. like in my head. thinking is like totally. >> on the next "jimmy kimmel's my new bff". >> emotions boil over. there's lots of sitting and talking. hello, dillon. >> hey. >> and you'll never guess what's inside my kiddie pool. tune in tomorrow, bitches! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with vanessa hudgens. to see light bulbs turn on. i want my students to have something that they could apply the next day at work if they have to. for my students, they need to know that i'm there for them; - it's a passion of mine. - for them to say, 'you've helped me develop, uh, ideas, you've helped me grow and become a better person,' those are the reasons why i like to teach. my name is dr. maureen steinwall. - dr. tom schmidt. - dr. jillian skelton and i am a phoenix.

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re. go further. ♪ ♪ hi, there. still to come on the show, eli roth and miike snow will be here. if you're a teenager or you own one, you are well aware of our first guest's resume. her work in "high school musical" has been translated into 24 languages, spawned two sequels, a worldwide concert tour and even a version on ice. r latest film is called "bandslam". it opens august 14. please welcome vanessa hudgens. [ cheers and applause ]

vanessa, who's your bff? >> i have several. >> do you change them frequently? >> they go in rotation. >> i see. >> i'm kidding, no. >> that's the fair way to do it. give everyone a chance. >> there you go. >> congratulations, i heard you just bought a house. >> yes. >> there's exciting. that's i assume your first house. >> yes. >> you moved out of your parent's house into your new house? >> yeah, i came home one day and i realized i veveay tooooh h stuff. there was no more room left, so i got a place and it's awesome. >> is that what you told your parents as an excuse to get out it was actually true.t ? ue i could not see thcaetrphere were mounds of stuff. l wyoilu be building a super expensive doghoe us thein backyard? >> n >> i heard your dog is nominated for a teen choice award. how does that happen? >> i have no idea.

>> here is you and your dog. what's your dog's name? >> shadow. >> shadow is nominated for a choice celebrity pet. >> yes. >> you were nominated for choice actress in "high school musical 3". so congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> but how does it work if one of you wins, and one doesn't? that's a long car ride home. >> that's true. >> will you bring shadow to -- >> i don't know. she's kind of high maintenance. >> really? >> yeah. i mean, i don't want to walk down the carpet with a little doggie on my arm. like hi. >> yeah. but a lot of people do. >> i know. i'm nosaying any names. >> everyone knows who those people are. so if your dog wins, someone will have to accept the award on shadow's behalf? >> yeah. >> you know what would be great -- you have janet reno or someone to step in there to accept on shadow's behalf. it would be embarrassing if they

can't even get a dog to accept the award on the show. >> what would be even more embarrassing is if she wins and i didn't. >> that could be terrible. but you can toss her out the limo on the way home. i'm just saying it's an option, not that you should do it. her competition, is ashton kutcher's dog, and adam sandles dog and bo the obama's portuguese water dog. >> got some tough competition. >> it will be hard to beat the president's dog. there's no way the president's dog will come though, is there? >> i bet not. >> i bet sandler's dog will win this thing. i'm just saying you're not even bringing shadow. i think they would call you and say, make sure the dog is there. >> that is true. >> exactly. >> i won't get my hopes up. >> i have some -- i don't know if you call these action figures, but they're collectible dolls. this is you and -- well, this is

gabriela and troy from "high school musical". if you and zac efron -- i know you're very young, if you were ever to get married, you save money and put these on the cake. [ laughter ] you guys just did -- well, i didn't realize it was that far out of -- >> no, it's just funny. funny. >> you did a big around the world concert tour. >> yeah. >> it is amazing to you that people who don't speak english are so -- like even in other countries are so crazy? >> it was crazy. brazil was the craziest place we performed, 75,000 people were there and they were all singing in our words, it was crazy, nutty. >> the new movie is called "bandslam" and it's set in a high school. are you exclusively high school

films? >> no. >> you're of the age. >> well, i play sa-5 m. and she's a darker, a bit introverted. i got to learn how to play the guitar and rock out. >> we have a clip here. do you need to set the clip up? >> i'm not sure what clip you have. >> me neither that puts us at a real stand still. well, let's just watch it and see if we can figure it out afterwards. your character sam with a five in the middle. >> i like it. play reggae, but they made it their own. ♪ >> there you are. >> wait, don't tell me you -- >> you are my hero. >> i'm charlotte, nice to meet you. >> i have known you since fifth grade. you used to baby-sit me. >> oh.

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♪ hi, we're back. miike snow is still to come. when our next guest was 8, he went to see the movie "alien", threw up in the theater and knew from that point forward he wanted to make others throw up with movies like "cabin fever" and "hostel i and ii". now, you can see him as a baseball bat wielding soldier out for nazi blood in quentin tarantins new movie "inglourious basterds." it opens in theaters august 21. please say hello to eli roth. [ cheers and applause ] you look very sharp. thank you for coming. >> thank you.

did you scare off the high school musical girl by telling her -- >> i think she sensed it and she bolted. good to see you. >> i have that effect. nice to be back. >> did you have n acting instead of directing in this film? >> yeah. normally i'm a director and a bit of a control freak so it was strange for me. it was not the first time i had acted before. i had been in a film with brad pitt for ten minutes called "meet joe black" where i was working as a stand-in on the film and i got fired after ten minutes. >> you got fired for being a stand-in. a stand-in does what -- >> it takes an hour to light the shot. they need someone to sit there who resembles the actor. the first shot of the movie was someone walking and talking and they needed me to stand and i was a little too short. so they said, can you just go like this. so i stood like that. and then they said, okay, now walk. so i did this weird sort of walk and then the director literally walked by and said, fire that

kid, he is one untalented stand-in. it was humbling for me. we worked together for seven minutes. i stood there and i was furniture and i got fired. >> are you guys both basterds in the movie? >> yeah. brad pitt plays a tennessee hillbilly and he leads the team of soldiers, and we go and terrorize and kill nazis. i play a guy from boston and he's gotten all the jews in the neighborhood to sign the bat a he wants to beat every nazi with the bat. it was interesting when i read the script, i asked quentin d you realize that everyone in boston which is where i'm from, we all had bats in our cars. it's a law you're supposed to use your baseball bat off the field. it's mostly used in a confrontation. >> yeah. >> you can relate to that. >> dicky has clubbed a number of our interns to death with the bat -- with the baseball bats.

yeah -- >> that was a big thing growing up as to have a bat. >> kind of an east coast thing, having a baseball bat in your car. >> i remember in high school there was something that exemplified growing up in boston, we were in the basement, getting drunk on a typical wednesday night. some kid comes down the stairs and his nose had been broken by the juniors. we were all seniors. the juniors wrecked casey so we all grabbed our bats and ran upstairs and the juniors pulled up to finish the fight and took the bats and went -- they crushed this car, basically into a tinfoil ball. then the police showed up, and i remember this kid jumping in the car next to me covered in glass. i was like, man, i can't believe you did that for matt casey. he was like, who's matt casey? he has no idea. so that was growing up in boston. >> well, they're a spirited group over there. >> yeah. >> so this movie is -- well, you're jewish. >> yes. >> this must have been a bit of a thrill. what did your parents think -- >> well, my parents are very proud. to see their boy grow up to kill

nazis is something they always dreamed of. >> yeah. >> especially my grandparents. yeah, we actually -- when i invited -- when quentin was writing the script, i became a bit of a jewish technical adviser for him. he would say, would a jewish person do this or that? why don't you come to my passover seder, so he came to my passover seder. it was a seder at the ross house and we were doing it in full bostonccents. and that was sort of where he got the idea to put me in the film. so it turned out to be a power seder. but because it was my household, we made my dad -- we all got drunk which is what happens at the seder. we made me dad tell stories from medical scol about the horrible things that happened when we were at bellevue. like his first patient was a boy had been who had been kept in a drawer for 18 years. >> that was number one? >> yeah. we were like -- boy in the drawer, and quentin was cheering. then my dad was like -- there was a boy in a drawer. that was -- that had translucent

skin. my dad -- i don't know, his advice was put him back in the drawer. so quentin after the seder was like, wow this is such a wonderful experience. that you tell the story of the holocaust and that you talk about slavery and oppression and then you tell horrible, disguging -- disgusting stories from medical school. my parents are new york jews and said they'd never step fo in berlin. we are shooting the scene with 300 actors dressed up as nazis and quentin has the nazi high command, hitler and all of them going happy birthday. 'sot my parent's -- it's not my parent's birthday. then he says to my mom, you're going to be a nazi collaborator. oh, wonderful. they spent the morning at the holocaust museum. look at me, i'm in my nazi chick clothing. and it's this nazi propaganda movie that quentin had me direct. he's a big fan of my directing. so my parents were there with

hitler singing happy birthday, watching their son do nazi propaganda movie. >> finally, i mean, really what a wonderful story. >> yeah. >> so we have a clip from the film. and do you need to set this up? >> yes. this is a clip -- okay, this is a scene where we're interrow gaiting -- brad pitt is interrogating a german. he kept me in -- my character is called the bear jew. i'm back there with my baseball bat and we film this -- it's like five days filming this, but quentin wouldn't let me out of the cage. i was back there trying to psyche myself up to kill and kill. i was listening to misfits and iron maiden, and then my girlfriend as a joke, put hannah montana on my ipod mix. everybody makes mistakes -- nobody is perfect, i've got to work it. i just started going crazy. then i thought, well, what if brad pitt comes back and he's like, ge, what are you doing listening to hannah montana and then quentin is like are you in character? i went out and i pummelled this

guy to death, but in my head i'm singing hannah montana. >> you probably heard wayne and the prisoner. we are into killing and cousin, business is aboomin'. >> oh, yeah. >> if you ever wanted to meet that sauerkraut sandwich again, take your weiner snit zell and i want to know. >> i respectfully refuse. >> this german wants to die for his country. >> oblige him. >> you're killing jews? >> bravery. >> oh, hannah montana right there. that's called "inglourious basterds." it opens august 21. eli roth, everybody. we'll be snow.w.keii hey, it's me, water. did you know that when you filter me at home

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all right. e elie roth is here. this is their self-titled debut cd. here with the song "animal" from stockholm, sweden, miike snow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ there was a time when my world was filled with darkness, darkness, darkness ♪ ♪ and i stopped dreaming now i'm supposed to fill it up with something, something, something ♪ ♪ in your eyes i see the eyes of somebody i knew before long, long, long ago ♪ ♪ but i'm still trying to make my mind up ♪ ♪ am i free or am i tied up

i change shapes just to hide in this place ♪ ♪ but i'm still, i'm still an animal ♪ ♪ nobody knows it but me when i slip, yeah, i slip ♪ ♪ i'm still an animal ♪ there is a hole and i tried to fill up with money, money, money ♪ ♪ but it gets bigger to your hopes is always running, running, running ♪ ♪ in your eyes i see the eyes of somebody of who could be strong ♪ ♪ tell me if i'm wrong and now i'm pulling your disguise up ♪ ♪ or you free or are you tied up ♪

♪ i change shapes just to hide in this place ♪ ♪ but i'm still, i'm still an animal ♪ ♪ nobody knows it but me when i slip, yeah, i slip ♪ ♪ i'm still an animal i change shapes just to hide in this place ♪ ♪ but i'm still, i'm still an animal ♪ ♪ nobody knows it but me when i slip, yeah, i slip ♪ ♪ i'm still an animal ♪

i change shapes just to hide in this place ♪ ♪ but i'm still, i'm still an animal ♪ ♪ nobody knows it but me when i slip, yeah i slip ♪ ♪ i'm still an animal i change shapes just to hide in this place ♪ ♪ but i'm still, i'm still an animal ♪ ♪ nobody knows it but me when i slip, yeah, i slip ♪ ♪ i'm still an animal ♪ ♪

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