finally tonight, the news that eunice kennedy shriver died early this morning at a cape cod hospital surrounded by her family. she was the fifth of the nine children of joseph and rose kennedy. and eunice always supported the

political aspirations of brothers john, robert and edward. but she would leave her own enduring mark as cofounder of the special olympics, a life long cause that was inspired by her disabled sister rosemary. it began as a camp at her own home. and since then, three million people around the world have participated. she is survived by her husband, robert sergeant shriver and five children, including daughter maria, the wife of arnold schwarzenegger an 19 grandchildren. she is survived by two siblings and brother senator edward kennedy who is battling brain cancer. eunice was 8iver was 88 years old. th'sat our report fo rr tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" --

>> i'm president jimmy kimmel. thank you for doing this. it's an honor to meet you. mr. president, first of all, i want to say congratulations on being african-american. >> thank you. >> and antonio castro carried on an online affair with what he thought was a beautiful woman. >> and ty pennington. >> you're going to england, which i don't like, to be honest. i feel like you belong to us and they should get their own guy. [ laughter ] we've got to stop the geese people. they're out of control. and from wembley arena, jonas brothers. >> "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ty pennington, david sedaris and music from jonas brothers. (announcer) new nivea for men active 3

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tonight -- ty pennington. author david sedaris. jimmy interviews president obama. and music from jonas brothers in london. with cleto and the cletones. and now, get a load of this, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by abc, inc. >> hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. before we go -- i want to take a

minute to apologize for some jokes i'm planning to make abou the palin family tonight. [ laughter ] they are an extremely -- they are in extremely poor taste and i know i'll regret saying them. hey i want to be among the lost -- the last to offer congratulations to our hometown los angeles lakers who sunday they won the nba championship in five games. i like to think in my own small way i contributed to their victory by never changing my lucky omar underpants. and congratulations to the magic they had a great season. and this is one of the few times that the loser gets to go to sney world since that's where they already live. they had an interesting bet, they do the bets every sporting event. if the lakers won, orlando agreed to send the mayor's office here a year's supply of amway products, that's their sponsor. and in exchange, the residents

of l.a. decided to destroy some cars. there was some vandalism. some people torched vehicles. they were mostly gm dealers. and others like this excitable fan found their own way to celebrate. you know what? that's what we do here. we get very happy, we break our own things. >> yeah. >> i was so happy i set all my pillows on fire. i should mention, all the chaos that followed was all in good fun. all the motorists whose cars were attacked were perfectly fine with it. >> here in east l.a. we are talking several hundred people out here rocking cars and at least one van. >> they were rocking the cars because they asked the people if they could rock the cars and they would rock the cars. they weren't going up to the cars to rock them, but they would ask.

>> well, now -- before the attacks occurred, they asked the victims' permission. hi, my name is henry, my friends and i were wondering if we could turn your car over. would you mind holding my chihuahua while we do it? we have a very special concert event tonight, the jonas brothers -- or as i like to call them the joe bros. not here, but they're on the stage in wembley arena. in london. they'll be performing later in the program. hello, jonas brothers. i never performed in front of 11,000 people before, so can i try something? >> yeah. yes. >> here's what i want you to say. say i hear london likes to party. >> i hear london likes to party! [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. okay. now, say i hear london likes to eat tomatoes. >> i hear london likes to eat tomatoes! [ cheers and applause ]

>> well, that's not as good, but something. thanks, guys. we'll check in with them later on in the show. also later in the show, my exclusive interview with president barack obama. i say exclusive jokingly because he has been on tv more than regis lately. he was all over nbc, the week before last. next week he's doing a town hall here on abc and late last night i saw him do this. >> for over a hundred years we have been scrunching and folding toilet paper. finely there's a better way. comfort wipes, the sanitary paper extension arm and holder. the first improvement to toilet paper as we show it since the 1880's. >> think aut it, toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting. the comfort wipe is a modern solution. >> being a big guy has its advantages answer disadvantages. this is a great product. >> we know this is a historic opportunity we have never seen before and may not see again. >> get a comfort wipe. call now.

>> well, you knothat seems like overkill. but if you didn't -- if we didn't want the president on tv all the time maybe we shouldn't have elected oprah's boyfriend. [ laughter ] two people who are definitely on tv too frequently are heidi and spencer pratt. they have been doing a lot of interviews and yesterday they were on the "the view" where joy behar asked a good question. >> i have a question for heidi because i read a quote that your -- that you said your job is to be a trudie signal of jesus and like mother theresa, helping the poor and the hungry. i heard you're posing for "playboy." do you think mother teresa would have done that? >> i'm more of a modern version. >> and by modern, she means naked and stupid. a mother teresa with d cups, if you will. this is a crazy story, fidel castro, the former cuban dictator has a son named antonio.

that's not the crazy part. the crazy part, for eight months, antonio castro carried on an online affair with what he thought was a beautiful colombian woman and that woman turned out to be a man, a cuban activist in miami. he was pretending to be -- it's especially fun because it's difficult to access in cuba. if you get online in cuba, i think you have to give five fish to a man who has koleko vision. hooked up to a 1958 impala. this has to be a majo embarrass. to the castro family. the man who did it even released a video today. a web video. it isn't hard to see why the guy fell head over beard in love. >> oh, i'm dying to meet you in person. you're my soul mate. you are more sexy, i can't wait for you to touch my mustache and put chalupa sauce all over my body. [ laughter ] >> do they have chalupas in cuba?

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adventure", ty pennington is here. also here tonight, an extremely funny man. if you haven't read his latest book, you should, it's called "when you are engulfed in flames is now available in paper back. david sedaris is here. and later on, the ree most popular brothers in the world. this is their new album "lines, vines and trying times". from wembley arena in london, courtesy of our friends at verizon wireless, music from the jonas brothers. also, i just mentioned this and ramone rodriquez. and on friday, kobe bryant and maybe even the whole laker team might be here. this is exciting. i don't know if you've heard, but we have a new president. his name is barack obama. and even though he's been very busy these days, his people were kind enough to invite me to the white house this weekend for some one-on-one time with the president of the united states. hi, mr. president, i'm jimmy kimmel.

>> hi. >> thank you for doing this. it's an honor to meet you. i'm going to warn you i have tough questions. >> i understand and just fire away. >> all right. have you ever met johnny depp? >> yes, i have. >> was he nice? >> well -- >> well, is he as gorgeous in person as in the movies? look, he is, i know it. i know he is. mr. president, first of all, i want to say congratulations on being african-american. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> is this the only camera? >> yeah, why? >> so that's not going to be one on me? >> no. we know who you look like, you're the president. somebody's got an ego. huh? oh, thank you. thank you. i don't really eat vegetables though. thank you so much. do you tip him or -- thank you. he'll get you later. thank you. this is awesome. order whatever you want and it

comes free. >> pretty cool. >> i've got to be president one of these days. oh, what is your favorite jim belushi movie? is it "canine" or "the principle"? >> look, if i have to choose, i'm -- >> you kw what i just realized? i didn't order french fries. what's the number for room service? just pick it up? >> sure. >> hello, room service? oh. yeah, i'm in the oval -- the oval office with the president right now, and i forgot to -- well, actually, i thought you guys would send french fries with the hamburger. will you send some french fries up? >> no, i'm good. >> send two orders up. okay. chop chop. great. anyway, what were you talking about? >> jim belushi. >> really? >> yeah. >> that's weird. can you show me how oprah hugs?

i want to feel what that feels like. just show me how she squeezes. >> look -- >> yeah. she's good. i figured she would be. all right. let's get down to business. you have two kids. malia and the other one. which one do you love more? >> sasha? >> you love sasha more? okay. >> no, no. look, here's what i was saying. >> can i order a milk shake right now? later? really, because i like to eat it with the fries and the hamburger. >> later. >> really? >> really. >> no? >> no. >> that's gay. you were just in cairo, right? >> yes, i was. >> and where is cairo? >> egypt. >> hmm. oh, did you get to see stonehenge? >> it's stonehenge. >> that's what i said. did you get to see it? >> stonehenge is in the u.k.

>> no it isn't. >> yes, it is. >> it is? >> yes. >> we brought -- >> we don't want flowers, guillermo. i'm interviewing the president of the united states. >> can i clean your ears? look, i have a pocketful of q-tips and i always wanted to clean your ears. it will be fine. it will be fine. >> i don't understand what's the point -- >> nothing. perfectly clean. i knew they would be. um, let's see, we did the ears, cairo, oprah. i think that's it. i think that is it. all i need is my freh fries. oh, will you sign a basketball for me? thanks. >> sure. absolutely. >> make it out to jimmy. jimmy pie. thank you. and maybe actually we could get a picture together. can we get one? >> yeah, we can do that. sure. >> thank you so much for doing

this. good, very good. thank you mr. president. >> thank you. my pleasure again. >> so i'll just wait for those french fries. [ cheers and applause ] >> the president and -- oh, whatever. we'll be right back with ty pennington.

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you're always on the road. so it's nice to have you here. >> i am. i travel a lot. >> i'm disturbed to learn that your name is not actually ty. >> it's weird -- yeah. dr. >> your first name is gary. >> oh, yes. gary tiegert. >> well, bruton pennington. >> it's weird, so i shortened it off as gary ty bruton, jr. then i got a whole new dad and a whole new identity. >> that sounds like a professional bowler to me. >> now i'm tiegert bruton pennington. >> what is tigert? >> it's a weird southern name. well, they gather -- people with the same name, they go to the same convention. >> is it the tigert convention? >> yeah, i have never been, but can you imagine greeting everyone with the same name? that's got to be awesome. >> that sounds terrible me. >> yeah, it's a southern name. >> but gary -- >> never a fan of that one. >> how many homes have you built

on the television though? >> i think we're up to 140 something. >> and how is it possible that you're able to build -- [ applause ] >> oh, thank you. >> you're able to build a new house every week and yet it took -- i think it took my contractor like 18, 19 months to do my kitchen. does that -- >> yeah. >> i would think you're the scourge of the contracting world. >> yeah, it's mind-boggling because even projects i do myself, not quite the same philosophy. when you motivate people it's amazing what can happen. it takes a lot, man. >> takes a lot of money and effort and people. >> right. >> after you fix the homes or build the homes, do the people you give them to ever call and complain? >> yeah, every day. yeah. >> like the veneer is peeling off. >> yeah. >> do you get any of that from people? i would bet -- because on the show -- >> it's me again. the family you just helped out. you want to come back? >> do you have that ever?

>> no. >> never? >> the thing is, the builder when he signs on he gives away his life. because it's an endless punch list. we leave him not only with a beautiful place because he wants to make himself look good too. but trust me i'm sure there are times that -- i think there's a we growing outside -- >> hey, i did this for free. you deal with the weeds yourself. >> yeah. >> you have been in all 50 states. >> yeah. >> how did you get the bus to hawaii by the way? >> that's a mystery. >> that is a mystery. okay. you're now going to england. >> yeah. >> which i don't like, to be honest. >> you don't like england? >> no, it's not that i don't like england. i love england, but i feel you belong to us and they should get their own guy. [ laughter ] they should get their own, you know what i'm saying? [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what's crazy, okay, i don't have a lot of time off, but i'm usually -- like i said i'm in 50 states but i don't travel overseas. i find out that the people are

putting of out distress call that they need my help. >> like a signal? >> a gigantic sign that says help, ty. turns out it's sort of a cool thing where the community needs help with a park. but in england they basically have to talk about -- they have 11 committees that they have to go through just to try to get approved to redo a park that's been falling apart in -- and basically a seaside community that's really kind of gone down and, well, it used to be a really thriving community but that's gone away. there are other like more of tourist towns that are more popular than that. it's a small village that's in decline and they need help. i thought why not? i'll give it a shot and maybe see england at the same time, but i had no idea it would be tough for them to agree on anything. i mean, just getting them so to agree. they're so polite, they won't insult each other. i'm dropping f-bombs, like come

on, people. he's like quite charming, isn't he? >> did you spend much time with the people who live there in the town? >> yeah. i got to know a lot of them. the kids were fantastic. you know, but -- i mean, everyone wanted to make it happen. but they needed a little motivation. like i can do that. but it was them that had to do it. i didn't bring a team of anybody. they had to actually get their hands dirty. >> that's probably what the problem was. >> that's exactly what it was. you and the bullhorn is not much motivation. >> no. but yeah, there was some awkwardness. it was great meeting people. a few people didn't know what to make of me, why is he? but the moms are basically the ones who really wanted it for the kids and they were stoked. >> did you work with a british crew or did you have your whole gang over there? >> of course not, they were all british. they have a different world for everything. your boots are wellies, the umbrella is a brelly. >> everything rhymes with jelly. >> yeah. it does when you think about it. >> that must have taken weeks to figure out. >> well, i ran -- even the animals are different

over there. what you just saw, i don't know. i guess it's just a weird -- >> well, you say the animals are different. now i do want to get to this because -- well, first of all, why were you with geese? >> well, as you know, i love animals. especially ferrets and fowls. so where i was staying was up on the hill. i got up in the morning to run and wake up. see the -- i see the animals and the noises, i don't know if it was sheep or a pig and believe it north, pigs make sounds. an awkward sound. but -- >> yeah, they say oink. what do you mean believe it or not? >> it's more of a growl than an oink. >> i make that noise. >> it's a snort. anyway, but -- so anyway i went down there, i'd scope out the animals because i thought they were hilarious to look at. and we were shooting there and the kids ended up helping out with the project. long story short, i started to

hang out with the animals. i'm kind of getting to know them and speaking their language. but i guess i wasn't. >> did they know you were an american celebrity? >> i think that's what it was. either that or they thought i was on the island that everyone wants off of. >> let's see what happened when ty pennington met the geese. >> farm animals. ow! farm animals. [ laughter ] it didn't st rht there. ah >> i mean, rely >> fir they went aft sully sullenberger and now you. we have to sthesesgegeese,e, people, th'r'rout ontrol well, that looks likeomomething you wanto sesee ty and animals eaeating his genitalia,

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tour differ from the hard cover book tour that you were on previously? >> it's softer. >> it's softer. [ laughter ] >> softer. no, i was sick of the book when it came out in hard cover. but i still opened it and read from it. but on the paper back tour i would never open it. i open it up to sign, but i won't read from it. >> you won't read from it. what do you do at the shows, you're signing autographs, obviously. do you put on a show of kinds for the people that come out? >> i read stuff for like 25 minutes. and then people ask questions. and then i sign books for -- you know, as long as it takes. >> do you have a rule where you'll only sign books or do you sign anything that anybody brings you? >> young people especially will bring like a copy of -- i don't know, like "on the road". then they think it's so crazy that they would ask you to sign it. you don't want to hurt their feels because they're young

people, but i don't like to sign other stuff. but every now and then somebody puts something in front of you and you can't really say no. >> like what would be -- like impossible for you to resist? >> a little plastic tub of breast milk. [ laughter ] that -- somebody put that in front of me a couple days ago. >> really? >> well -- >> a woman, i hope. >> i have been -- i have this silly thing that i wrote, it's about getting pregnant. just so you can drink your own breast milk. it's silly and i read it and this woman said that's so funny because my mom used to put breast milk in our pancake batter and told us it was better than regular milk. >> wow. >> so then another woman came up a few days later and put her own brst milk in her coffee. she said, look, i have a bunch of kids, i couldn't get out. it happened. [ laughter ] that's how she said it. then -- because i would talk

about her, you know, in the bookstore. then this woman came up and she went to a yard sale and this was in indiana. she found the two fluted champagne glasses and she said to the woman selling them, i'd buy these if you had something to put in them. the woman said, well, i'm nursing, and then she went into the kitchen and half filled one of the champagne glasses with warm breast milk. i said, what did you do? i drank it. i didn't want to hurt her feelings so i drank it. but even weirder is the woman who sold it to her because if someone said to me, i'd buy these champagne glasses if you had something to put in them, i would think champagne. i wouldn't think something i made with my own body. like urine? i mean, plus, there's gins and stuff you can put in there. >> maybe water even. >> so the woman brought the breast milk thing and i gned it. i said, can i smell it?

she opened it and i smelled it and she looked at me and she said, we both know where this is going. hold out your finger. so i did and i tasted it. [ laughter ] it was my -- i was bottle fed, it was my first taste. >> well, congratulations. >> well, how often do you get offered? so i just felt -- it felt wrong to turn it down. >> yeah. >> but it's sweet. >> sweet? really? you had that much to taste that it was sweet? >> yeah. yeah. i mean, i just had -- she put some on my finger and then on the desk. i had that too. >> wow.zy about it now. that is one of the most horrifying things i ever heard. i don't know why that would be horrifying because, you know, as a baby you love breast milk, obviously, and then as an adult you love breasts.

>> i don't. [ laughter ] that was a hard part. >> i guess you do. >> that was the hard part for me, but now i want to open a breastaurant and we'd serve quiche and yogurt and serve everything made out of breast milk. >> you know what? maybe it's something to pitch to hooter's, it's right next door here. do you get a lot of material on the book tours? i would think so. >> i normally sit at home and write all the time. when i go on the book tours i'm overstimulated because i meet all the people. i never learned to drive a car, so a car picks me up and drives me. like today's driver. he picked me up at the hotel and then he let the hotel guy put the bags in the trunk, and i said why did you do that? i have to tip him and you. why did you do that?

he said, well, it's his territory. he explained it to me. i had a driver the other day, we were in the car for a couple hours and she was nice and interesting. i don't know how we got on the subject of horses, and she said she could ride like the wind. she gets on the horse and rides like the wind. i said, where did you learn? my uncle had a ranch in mexico. and this rancher had a son and when he was young, the pigs chewed off both his arms. she said they're really mean down there. [ laughter ] so pigs -- >> did you know they make noise, the pigs? so pigs chewed off his arms? >> both arms. >> both of them? >> both of his arms. and then he learned to sew with his feet. and then, he learned to sew on buttons with his toes. then he went to law school. and her theme was you can do anything when you set your mind to it. that was her theme throughout the whole ride. >> he's a lawyer now? >> he's a lawyer. >> is he suing the pigs?

it seems like he should. >> i know that pigs are -- it's eat or be eaten with the pigs. i mean, pigs -- they're not that nice. they're really not that nice. >> obviously. >> pigs are happy to eat a dead body. >> mm-hmm. >> and the arms off a child. >> mm-hmm. >> so -- but i don't know how they got him. you know? >> it makes me feel better about eating ham. you can see they got the one arm, but maybe he'd be fighting them off with the other arm and somehow he punched them and they ate his arms fist up. we've got to get him on the show the next time you're here. guillermo can translate. >> but how did they find him? that's what i was curious about. was he playing in the yard and pigs came? i don't know sometimes -- i mean, the story was so beautiful. i just live for things like that. that was a beautiful thing. it's just sometimes people ask

you, you tell a story and you get a nice reaction and then people ask you for details and you don't really have them. do you know what i mean? >> yeah. leave well enough alone is i guess what you're saying to me. >> but i -- >> do people get nervous telling you stories knowing that there's a possibility that you will put them in your book? make fun of them? >> i mean, sometimes when i go to book signings i stand in line and i think what am going to say? what am i going to say, they have heard everything a thousand times. so i assume most people are like me so i just like to have a conversation and i don't really want to hear what they have prepared. you know, i'd rather -- so i had a little question. but where was i? i think it was in boston and i think i asked this woman when did you last touch a monkey? [ laughter ] i asked a bunch of people that question. i asked this woman, and she said, oh, can you smell it on me? [ laughter ] and she -- she worked at a

center that trains monkeys to act as slaves for paralyzed people and she invited me to the center and the trainer came in like in an electric wheelchair. the trainer could walk, but she just pretended. she came in an electric wheelchair. she said, oh, sandy, i'm hungry. and the monkey put toast in the toaster. and when it was ready, she put it in a special holder, a toast holder. she said the train -- th trainer said, music, sandy. then the monkey put a cd into the cd player and turned it on. the fake quadriplegic had a red light, so the monkey follows the beam. turn your computer on or whatever. so she did many tasks and the woman said, sandy, brush my hair and the monkey picked up the hair brush and then looked at her and just hit her over the head with . [ laughter ] >> well, that is a fantastic story. these are fantastic stories too.

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♪ ♪ i make the most of all this stress ♪ ♪ i try to live without regrets ♪ ♪ut i'm about to break a sweat ♪ ♪ i'm freakin' out it's like a poison in my brain ♪ ♪ it's like a fog that blurs the sane ♪ ♪ it's like a vine you can't untangle ♪ ♪ i'm freakin' out every time i turn around something don't feel right ♪ just might be paranoid i'm avoiding the lines because they just might split ♪ ♪ can someone sstop the noisise don't knowhere it is but i just d't fit ♪ i'm paranoid ♪

yeah i take the necessary steps ♪ ♪ to get some air into my chest i'm takin' a all thedoctors meds ♪ ♪ sll freaking out that's why my ex is still my ex ♪ ♪ i never tst a word she says i'm runningll the background checks ♪ ♪ and she's freakin' out every time i turn around something don't feel right ♪ ♪ just might be paranoid i'm avoiding the lines because they just might split ♪ ♪ can someone stop the noise i don't know where it is but i just don't fit ♪ ♪ consider me destroyed i don't know how to act 'cause i lo my

head ♪ ♪ i must be paranoid i never thought it would come to this ♪ ♪ i'm paranoid i'm stuck in a room of staring faces, yeah ♪ ♪ and caught in a nightmare and can't wake up ♪ ♪ if you hear my cry running through the streets i'm about to freak ♪ ♪ come on rescue me just might be paranoid, yeah ♪ ♪ i'm avoiding the lines because they just might split ♪ ♪ can someone stop the noise i don't know where it is but i just don't fit ♪ ♪ consider me destroyed i don't know how to act 'cause i lost my

head ♪ ♪ i must be paranoid i never thought it would come to this ♪ ♪ i'm paranoid [ cheers and applause ] julie lo,

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i want to thank ty penning -- pennington for being here and dave se dare us. our apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. this is their cd once again, "lines, vines and trying times", playing us off the air with the song "world war iii", you can see the full performance on our own jimmy kimmel youtube channel, once again, jonas brothers from wembley arena. good night! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ tonight i walked into the bedroom ♪ ♪ you were visibly upset telling me i made a bad move ♪