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>> thank you, cleto. hi, thank you, i'm jimmy the host of the show. i'll make this quick tonight, i paid the kid 8 bucks to hold my spot in the harry potter line. i cannot wait to see it. are you sick of this michael jackson stuff? [ cheers and applause ] oh, well, then, um -- [ laughter ] i don't know what to talk about then. no. i was going to say that the los angeles county coroner's office i guess has postponed the autopsy report. it will not be released this week. it's taking longer than expected. apparently the coroner had trouble with all the zippers and -- [ laughter ] i don't know why it takeso long. on "csi" they wrap it up in an hour. right? i don't know a lot about autopsies, but fortunately, we do have someone here at the show who does. my uncle frank, not on was he a doctor, but he was a cop in new york for

20 years. you have seen your share of guys, right? >> yeah. a lot of dead bodies. >> here to enlighten us on the intricacies of this process, here is my dr. uncle frank. >> hi, dr. uncle frank here today, helping to keep you healthy. we have a question. first one is from a woman who asks exactly what are they doing with michael jackson's autopsy? i would like to know that too. let's start off with the most important part, here and here. right? two colors. why? because this is a lung, another lung, covering the heart. that's the intestines covering the stomach. but oh, the part i wanted to get to i can't do. buit's not there. the penis is gone! it shouldn't be gone yet. they didn't even start the autopsy. why is the penis gone? why? why is the penis gone? why? why, why? that's the question of the day. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> can i ask you a question and will you promise to answer honestly, no jokes or anything like that? because there's a big debate going on in the office today. it's actually turning into a big argument. aunt chippy, your former wife, my aunt, you guys have been unmarried now for how long? >> about 14 years. >> 14 years. in that time, since you have been divorced have you ever, um, had sexual intercourse? >> with chippy? >> yeah. >> no. >> no? you swear? >> i swear -- >> that's what i said. these -- they think you do it like once a year. >> i have been trying, but she's hard to -- [ laughter ] she's a tough chick. >> she's a tough nut to crack. right? >> she controls -- >> well, good luck. >> but you were right, i never have. >> let me know if anything happens. >> i will. >> very good. case closed. don't give me the shaking head, no, i don't believe it.

that was as honest as a response as you'll get from that man right there. yes, you would say it on the air, right? if it happened? >> of course i would. yeah. >> there you go. >> because i'm honest. >> how dare you call my uncle a liar! [ laughter ] in other world political news, the newly re-elected president of iran, mahmoud a members only jacket has been ratcheting up the anti-u.s. rhetoric lately. why not, you should do what you love. yesterday, he said iran will strike you in the face so hard you will lose your way home. which really sounds like the line from like the bernie mack show or something. this may be lost in translation, but this is the speech he gave yesterday. keep in mind, this man is a leader of a whole country. >> dear enemies, iran will strike you in the face so hard you will lose your way home. oh, i'm serious, you'll be like ding dong, is this my home, and

the voice on the other side of the door will be like, no, this is the smith resident. my face has been punched and i'm lost, and you'll s, get off my lawn before i sic my attack dogs on you and you'll see, at least can i come in for a sandwich, and you'll say, it looks like you have already been served a knuckle sandwich. [ laughter ] >> kind of a funny guy. microsoft founder bill gates is busy trying to save the world. he's working on a plan to fight and destroy hurricanes. gates and some scientists filed an application to patent the way to reduce the intensity of a hurricane. this is why you shouldn't pick on the nerds in high school. one day you give them a wedgy, the next they harness the power of hurricanes. here how it works. first, a plane flies directly into the eye of the hurricane and drops a windows vista into

-- windows vista operating system into the eye and then it causes the hurricane to freeze and crash unexpectedly and then the hurricane goes away. it's absolutely brilliant. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that something? speaking of briiant, this is something the conspiracy theorists will have a ball with. the space agency nasa apparently erased original footage of the moon landing by taping over it. [ laughter ] real bunch of rocket scientists over there, i'll tell you. same thing happened at guillermo's bar mitzvah. somebody taped "days of our lives" over it? >> yes. >> now we have less proof than ever that a man was on the moon. but don't worry, every episode of "growing pains", intact. this coming monday here on abc, a new reality show called "dating in the dark". this is a show on which men and women go on dates in complete darkness. it's pitch black which eliminates like physical appearance from the equation.

it's an interesting idea and actually getting good reviews. if you haven't seen what it looks like yet, here's what they call a sneak peek. >> starting monday, july 20, three single guys and three single girls togetr r deune on roof. in total darkns. share thggr rustles. >> zac, is thayou? ru >> watch out for the stairs. >> oh! somebody help me! >> a their joys. >> you feel good.>> >> get off me, dude! >> dating in the dark, monday, july 20, on abc. >> well, that's -- what will they think of next? [ cheers and applause ] this is -- this is pretty good. this is from a mixed martial arts website. a popular fighter by the name of rampage jackson took some time to talk to a reporter for the website and this is what you call an in depth interview. >> i was supposed to do a couple of movies, but ultimate fighting kept me busy.

every time a big movie came up, i've got to do something for usc, the story of my life. >> absolutely. well, you're very good at it. well, i have an idea for a romantic comedy. starring you and me. >> yeah. >> about a wrestler to who falls in love with a ring girl, are you in? >> yeah. >>ounds good to me. >> am i in? >> you're in. let's do it right now. cut. okay. there's only one more. now, if you can get into the octagon with any celebrity, who would it be? >> lucy lu. >> all right. there you have it. all right. that's all we have with rampage jackson for the day. thank you, rampage. >> you're welcome. [ laughter ] >> excuse me, mister, mr. rampage, is that what you do to aunt chippy? that is it.

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>> with us tonight, from "desperate housewives" and the animated movie "coraline," which comes out tuesday on blu-ray and dvd, teri hatcher is here. also with us, a tiny woman with a very heavy foot. on sunday night, you can see her on the espys on espn, danica patrick is here. and later, their new cd came out this week. it's called "leave this town". kicking off the samsung at&t summer krush concert series, from the paramount theater in the emerald city of seattle, music from daughtry. next week, we'll be joined by katherine heigl, tom arnold, zooey deschanel, seth green, "the bachelorette" jillian harris, reverend al sharpton, the trailer park boys and music from la roux and jewel. this is my cousin sal. >> hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal, what do you think -- uncle frank, honest. >> he's honest, i'm on your side, there's no way he's having sex with aunt chippy. right? >> she said we can't because we're not married anymore. it would be a sin. >> it would be a sin.

like a woman has needs an everything, she plays video poker and yell at people with cigarette breath and that's the extent of her need. right? guillermo, on the other hand, he's hitting her. [ laughter ] >> all right. well, you know, these are tough economic times and more and more people are cutting corners and shopping at places like the 99 cent store, so we thought it would be fun to send my cousin sal and his hidden camas there to greet them. >> you can't fathom what happened. >> hello. >> hi, how are you? >> how much is this? it's not scanning. price check on trail mix, register one. >> 99. a price check. >> 99? >> yeah. >> all right. >> i'm going to go check the price on this. 99 cents. >> everything i have is 99 cents.

>> be right back. [ laughter ] 99. i always like to double check. you were right, it's 99. where you going? and how about those glasses. let me ring those up. >> these are mine. >> well, they're yours after you pay for them. >> no, their prescription glasses. >> ma'am, we have those in aisle five. let me ring them up. >> you can tell they're prescription. lookok at them for [ bleep ] sa. look at them. >> maybe you can tell. >> look at them, look at them. >> what do you mean? i'm not a doctor here. >> well, you should be. >> i should be a doctor? come on, no, i need to rick -- to ring these up.

why do you have a problem? >> those are prescriription. >> you don't have 99 -- >> the frame alone was over $100. >> 99 cents here. yeah. sir, don't worry about it, because wait until we get to your bel where is he going? >> come on, please. >> thehere you go. have a good one. shoplifter in yellow, go get her, boys. how's it going? i'm working so many hours. >> this is not my stuff. that's not my stuff. hey, bro, this is not my stuff. hey. >> excuse me? >> this is not my stuff. >> this is all on the belt. >> what's your [ bleep ] problem? >> i didn't see a divider, dude. >> i don't care. >> i didn't see a divider. >> can i speak to a manager? >> can i speak to a manager?

[ laughter ] >> what's happening? everything good? [ siren ] wait a minute. you know what that means? you are the 99th customer. we have our 99th customer. you did it! congratulations. whoo! big winner, big winner, whoo! 99th customer. come on over here. do you think what that means? you have 99 seconds to fill that basket with anything you want. yeah, ready, set, go! decisions, decisions, don't think about it. everything is 99 cents. look at him go. very valuable, this guy knows what he wants. ten seconds left, he's got to get back to the front.

five, four, three, two, one, he did it! wow. nice going, buddy. basically, funions and cabbage. okay, you can make a casserole with this. congratulations. dreams do come true at the 99 cent store. [ laughter ] that's good. >> cousin sal, everybody. hetcr.be right back with teri so, how does the iphone make traveling easier? well, if you'd like your own personal tour of paris, there's an app for that. or, you'd like to figure out the metro, there's an app for that. or you'd like to send a postcard home, there's an app for that too, because there's an app for just about anything.

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♪ hi, there, we're back. on the show tonight, danica patrick will be here and daughtry will be playing music for us. like most actors in hollywood, our first guest went from pursuing an undergraduate degree in mathematics and engineering to becoming a san francisco 49ers cheerleader to dating superman and seinfeld to winning a golden globe for her work on "desperate housewives". now you can hear her as three very different mothers in the animated movie "coraline" which comes out on blu-ray and dvd tuesday. please say hello to teri hatcher. [ cheers and applause ]

well, you look fantastic. thank you for coming. >> thank you so much. i feel like "the bachelorette," you know when i walk out -- >> i said no one gets rejected on this show. >> that's why i keep coming back. >> you wouldn't get rejected anyway. so don't worry about it. how are you? >> i'm great. >> you were sick the last time -- >> we were both sick. i practically felt asleep on your desk. >> that happens a lot. and you're healthy? >> yeah. >> i know you went on vacation this summer and you brought us photographs which is exciting. >> went to australia in june with my daughter and "coraline" was at the sydney film festival and was promoting it. and so we sort of tacked a lovelyacation --

>> i have never been to australia. is it fun? >> it's one of the most beautiful countries, beautiful people, great food. i mean, the one thing about it though, i watch all those danger shows and all those nature shows. they do sell australia as like the 20 most venomous everything in australia. >> yeah. >> so you go there with the idea like the spider, every hotel room i was in i would check the sheets. there for the spiders, every night. >> really? did you find any? >> we saw three spiders, not in the sheets. >> well, very good. well, i have some photographs here. maybe you'd take us through them. you and your daughter emerson here on a boat. >> that was our last day. we were at the outer barrier reef. the very outside of the reef and we scubaed and then snorkeled there. that was on our way home. so that was the last day. >> okay. this is -- a photo that who took? >> i was scubaing, and i was 40 feet down. this is at the outer barrier reef. my daughter was snorkeling above me, which now that i think about

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mothers and daughter -- and you can tell about these -- that kind of wildlife, when they approach you, when they're swimming around the boat continually under and around the boat, they're sort of saying, come in and play with us. >> they are? i would think they're saying get away, we're going to kill you. >> well, they're not shy. so you don't want to chase them away. you don't want to chase an animal like that in the wild. >> i won't. i'll remember that. >> we went in and snorkeled for an hour. we were --ou could reach your hand out and like the eye -- i mean, we were very engaged with them for about an hour. it was amazing. they were below us, around us. >> they don't eat humans? >> no. whales don't eat humans. >> well, i don't know. i mean, you know, there's always a first time. >> well, no. there's never going to be a first time that a whale eats a person. not in our lifetime. >> i think there will be. >> oh, all right. >> it will be first time i go snorkeling. [ laughter ] >> this is -- >> that's a giant clam. they were everywhere. they were -- >> delicious. did you get to eat one of them? >> no. >> can you eat them? >> no.

no. >> i look at everything -- >> haven't you ever been anywhere tropical? >> i'm going to be honest with you, i'm scared of fish. i will catch fish and i'll pull them out and grab them by the mouth and everything and gut them, but i don't like to swim with them because they know what i'm up to otherwise. i would -- you can't eat one of the clams? i bet you can. >> i don't think you can. >> get a huge vat of linguine. >> i love that, but the little ones. >> i look at everything underneath the surface as an all you can eat buffet. >> did you see that movie "super size"? >> i did and i was horrified initially but then forgot about it instantly. >> the portions are better. >> look, you don't get a body like this sitting around thinking about food. so you guys had a good time. >> we had a great time. we whitewater rafted and jet skied. we were adventurous. >> sounds like it.

>> then i had the worst massage story of my life. >> what happened? did he sneeze on you? >> oh, okay. much worse than being sneezed on. >> really? >> yeah. i'll try to tell you quickly. >> go ahead, yeah. >> so all i'm thinking is please god can i get a massage because i'm so tensed. i have been creamed the whole day. so we get into the spa. which is supposed to be the reason to stay at the hotel in the first place. it seems nice. kindf indonesian, half inside, half outside that feeling. so we walk from the lobby down the little path, the jungle, you know, to the room where you change into your robes. as we're walking down there, the woman is saying to us, you know, there's these wild turkeys around, nothing to worry about. they make a lot of noise, they scratch, but don't worry about them. we get into the room and change into the robe. i hear a bloodcurdling scream. i'm thinking, you know, with what i told you, poisonous snake. i'm thinking a poisonous snake. didn't sound like anything else. >> like a turkey. >> but i'm hopeful. you know, i'm about to get a massage.

so i poke my head out the window and there's my masseuse standing i go, turkey? ke this. like -- and she goes, no, it was a snake. i almost stepped on it. she is just screaming. i need a massage now! >> oh, no. >> then the other masseuse for my daughter comes out and they start arguing about the level of poisonous about the snake is about. one is going it's not poisonous, one is going it's poisonous. i'm thinking, okay, just get me a martini. >> really. this sounds like the worst vacation ever. >> it was a great vacation. that massage moment -- >> did she wind up giving you a massage? >> we go into the room where i proceeded to get bit by a red ant, swelled up like crazy. i kept saying to her, you know, i think -- emerson is happy, i'm going to let her -- it's not working for me, i'm itching and i'm swelling and, you know, she keeps going like this. i have the magic hands. just you have to embrace the bugs and embrace the snakes and be one with the environment.

i was like, no, i'm getting on a plane in two weeks, i don't have to be one with any of this. i want to relax. >> five seconds ago, you were screaming and jumping on top of something. >> exactly. >> these people are hypocrites. >> there's the good and the bad. >> you should never leave the country again. it's dangerous. we need here you here on abc. you can't go off and run -- >> well, i probably do things in my contract that i'm not allowed to do. i don't read my contract. >> by the way -- isn't this beautiful? >> this is beautiful. this is tim burton and "coraline" is her all-time favorite movie. i might steal it for her. >> i love it. i feel like it's so pretty. it should be on your shelf. like a piece of art. >> look at that. you can take your vacation photos right there -- >> i so proud of this movie. if you didn't see it, it's neil gammon, classic story tale, mother/daughter relationship. st really wonderful. and such a piece of art. it's in 3d. >> it's called "coraline." >> and it comes with glasses.

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♪ it's a new day ♪ hi, there. later on daughtry will be here. every year, millions of people pay toatch our next guest drive around in circles for hours on end. she's the first woman ever to win an indy car race and currently the fifth-ranked driver on the irl circuit. this sunday night at 9:00, you can see her at the espy awards on espn. please welcome danica patrk. [ cheers and applause ] danica, you're not wearing pants! >> is that bad? >> no, not bad at all. >> it's a t-shirt. >> is it really just a shirt? is it technically a dress or a shirt? >> what do you think? >> because if it's a shirt

you're not wearing pants. if it's a dress -- you're still not wearing pants. >> in england, pants are underwear. >> they are? >> yeah. so i'm definitely wearing those. >> in england, pants are underwear? >> yeah. >> really? i didn't know that. >> trousers or something is what we know as pants. >> pants are underwear. >> knickers. they call them knickers too. >> really? >> underwear, knickers. >> that i have heard of. yeah. >> this is going downhill real fast. >> but the point is, we need to determine whether you're wearing pants or not. >> in america, no. >> in america, no. >> well, here we are in california, so i guess that settles it. good to see you. you were at the espy awards i know -- >> i was. yeah. >> they taped it on wednesday night and it airs sunday night. >> that's right. because us athletes we work on the weekends a lot. very convenient for us. >> is it fun being in a room with other huge popular athletes all together? >> okay, we're in l.a. so i said this is going to be even better here. i sat next to kobe. >> you did?

[ cheers and applause ] >> he's a super nice guy. super nice guy. it was an endless string of people walking by and saying congrats and i was honored to be four feet away. >> did you chat with him at all? did you talk about anything? >> yeah. yeah. i asked about his kids and, you know, i id hi his wife. you know, we were -- we had a little conversation about him pretending like he's me driving down 405. so in my mind i was thinking after he said that and i'm like, so in other words he's really ticked off like all the time then. >> yeah. kobe is serious. >> traffic. traffic. >> i bet he drives seriously too. did you meet anybody you had not met before that you were excited about meeting there? >> i presented with will.i.am, i love him, i love all the music. an odd one that i didn't expect to see there, condoleezza rice was there. >> does she know you as a race car driver? >> she did. she said she was a fan. i didn't care if she's blowing sunshine.

i'm happy if she says she has a -- if she says she's a fan even if she's lying. the fact that she had to time to stop while the world is at war and notice danica patrick, as a race car driver. i was very flattered. >> not just as a race car driver, but you broke a lot of ground, by being the first woman to win a race. i mean, that's a big deal. she's a woman too, so you have that in common. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, i mean, you know, i'm sure my parents are very proud of me, but i think what she does is -- you know it affects the world a lot more than what i do. >> i heard your parents go on the bus with you and on tour with you. is that true? >> oh, yeah, we spend a ton of time together in a terribly small space. >> sounds like a terrie idea. >> oh, do your parents -- >> no, i love my parents, but if we were on a bus together someone would die. >> it's like high-end camping is pretty much

how i describe it. because we have like a grill that we roll out. >> really? >> yeah. a wonderful weber grill. they're the best. starts every time. and, you know, we pick our food and hang out. we probably have better food and wine than at a real -- >> most campers, yeah. >> you know what? we should incorporate s'mores into our program. >> you don't? >> no. >> why not? >> we don't have a bonfire. we have a grill. >> i know this is a controversial thing, but s'mores, not as good as they should be. [ laughter ] you always get a stomach ache from them. because the chocolate and the marshmallow -- >> how many do you eat? >> oh, aleast a dozen. i eat them all. whatever is there. they're not as good as they should be. am i right on that? [ applause ] >> i personally -- i don't think you have a lot of takers there. i personally really like the marshmallow because i really like burnt food. i like it to be really charred. anybody else like their burnt food? [ applause ] yeah. whatever. vegetables on the grill i don't care if it's burnt, i'll eat it.

i'm probably getting cancer, but guess what, life is short anyway. >> and you're driving like 190 miles an hour anyway, so it seems like marshmallows is the least of your worries. >> thank you for putting it in perspective. >> i heard some talk you might start driving nascar which you're doing great in the indy league. why would you want to drive nascar? >> um, i don't know. maybe i do, maybe i don't. i'm sort of -- no. >> thinking about it? >> i'm definitely interested. you know, i have been driving indy car for five years, i drive for a great team. it's contract time so it's time to evaluate all the options. i think it looks fun. i don't know. i think it looks like fun racing. >> you get to bang around. >> most importantly, bump. right? i was thinking of this earlier, you know, if -i was doing an interview earlier and in the future after i'm retired from racing, i think i'm going to come up with a bumper cab car d give people like thrill rides. >> i will be your first passenger.

>> because i'm really excited about bumping. really excited. >> all cars should be bumper cars. >> didn't you ever wish you could hit people going down the road? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. and you get to do that. >> yeah. good news for lindsay lohan, by the way. >> maybe she should think about it, drive nascar. >> there you go. danica patrick. you can see her on the espys air sunday night at 9:00 on espn. we'll be right back with daughtry. ♪ - i won! - we won a trip! - ( screams ) - we're going to the show! - i won! i won! - ( shouting ) ( shouting continues ) play the game millions have won -- scrabble at subway! you could win $100,000 jackpots or exclusive prizes... like prius cars, beaches vacations,

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song "no surprise", daughtry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i've practiced this for hours gone round and round ♪ ♪ and now i think that i've got it all down ♪ ♪ and as i say it louder i love how it sounds ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm not taking the easy way out ♪ ♪ not wrapping this in ribbons ♪ shouldn't have to give a reason why ♪ ♪ it's no surprise i won't be here tomorrow ♪ ♪ i can't believe that i stayed till today ♪ ♪ yeah, you and i will be a tough act to follow ♪ ♪ but i know in time we'll find this was no surprise ♪

♪ it came out like a river once i let it out ♪ ♪ when i thought that i wouldn't know how ♪ ♪ held on to it forever just pushing it down ♪ ♪ felt so good to let go of it now ♪ ♪ not wrapping this in ribbons shouldn't have to give a reason why ♪ ♪ it's no surprise i won't be here tomorrow ♪ ♪ i can't believe that i stayed till today ♪ ♪ there's nothing here in this heart left to borrow ♪ ♪ there's nothing here in this soul left to say ♪ don't be surprised when we hate this tomorrow ♪ ♪ god know we tried to nd an easier way ♪ ♪ yeah, you and i will be a tough act to follow ♪

♪ but i know in time we'll find this was no surprise ♪ ♪ our favorite place we used to go ♪ ♪ the warm embrace that no one knows ♪ ♪ the loving look that's left your eyes ♪ ♪ that's why this comes as no, as no surprise ♪ ♪ if i could see the future and how this plays out ♪ ♪ i bet it's better than where we are now ♪ ♪ but after going through this, it's easier to see the reason why ♪ ♪ it's no surprise i won't be here tomorrow ♪ ♪ i can't believe that i stayed till today ♪

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well, i want to thank teri hatcher and danica patrick. thank you for being here. our apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. the new cd is called "leave this town" it's in stores now. once again, from seattle, daughtry. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i've been trying to find you without leaving ♪