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bathing suit season is right around the corner? well, the good news right now it couldn't be farther away. so eat up, america. this is -- there has never been a better time to fill up the pants than right now. president obama our president is taking his summer vacation on martha's vineyard this week. he played golf and tennis i think today. unfortunately he had to work this morning. he held a press conference to announce the renomination of federal reserve chairman ben bernanke. but it was a -- just because they were on vacation it was much more casual than if -- the usual press conference. >> president obama is coming to the podium right now. >> good morning, everybody. i apologize for interrupting the relaxing thahat i told all of y to do. but i have an important announcement to make concerning the federal reserve. >> that's what happens when you stay in jimmy buffett's guest house i guess. it's a good time for the president to slip out of the

town. the deficit is higher than pected and the swine flu is expected to kill us all and regis is having a birthday party which means fighting and looting and the cash for clunker's program -- did anyone participate in the cash fortune kerr's -- cash for clunker's program? maybe it wasn't a big hit. if you have a car that guzzles gas, you can get $4,500 for abandoning it on the white house lawn or something like that. and i guess another cash for clunker's program they're scheduling six months from now is when brett favre tries to get traded. and the original plan is to destroy the cars to get them off decitosod do mething ey have e oductive with them. d 'reygoing to donate the cars'r and the government has decided to send them to third world countries so children who don't

have cars can wear them as clothes. i think that -- that's what they call a win-win. it was pretty hot here today. i think it was 90 degrees today. so we thought it would be fun to help people cool off. in the back of the theater right now, we have erected a large above ground swimming pool. and in front of our theater on hollywood boulevard, we have erected my cousin sal who is standing by. >> hello, jimmy, what's happening? >> wow. look at that pool. people are just walking by etit. what we're looking for here is someone who is willing to take all their clothes off and put on a bathing suit that we got from the goodwill or something. and then we will see what kind of splash they can muster and we'll rate it and record it and then there will be an awards ceremony. do you have anyone there willing to do it, sal? >> actually, no one wants to play along so continue with the jokes. >> all right. well, we'll move on then.

let me see if i can convince somebody. oh, yes, there we go. what is your name, sir? >> cesar. >> where you from? >> i'm from downey, california. >> downey, huh. what do you do for a living? >> i'm a chef. >> very good. >> what sort of chef doing you do? >> i do all kinds of food, but my specialty is italian food. >> italian food. you're a big eater, i see? >> i love eating. >> and thusly, you are a big splasher i hope? >> we'll see. >> all right. send cesar through then. very good. all right, cesar. you know -- this belly flop thing, we can either whine about the obesity epidemic or make sports out of it. on sunday they had the miss universe pageant in venezuela and she narrowly edged out

another one. >> according to the world health organization, there's an urgent need for hiv testing across the globe. do you believe it should be made mandatory? [ speaking a foreign language ] >> well, that answers that question, i guess. by the way, she's -- how dumb do you have to be to come in third? she came in second. oh, hi, cesar. how are you? [ cheers and applause ] go right through there. all right. we'll get to see him almost naked in a little while. let's go back out to sal to see if he has someone else rangled. >> jimmy, we interrupted john's

workout so let's make this quick. >> i was going to say, john what's your name? >> john. >> what do you do for a living? >> i work at cesar's windsor. >> in ontario? >> yeah. >> you're here on vacation? >> i'm here on my honeymoon. >> you're here on your honeymoon. where's your husband? >> he's back home right now. >> you're working out on your honeymoon? >> that's correct. >> wow, that's a real commitment. and can you make a big splash when you hit water? >> of course i can. >> all right. well come on through then. you'll be in the competition too. [ cheers and applause ] hey, this was -- this is big news. mexico -- the country that's right now in the middle of major drug war, has decriminalized marijuana, cocaine, heroin and

meth am fete ameans -- methamphetamines for personal use which will make a hell of a pinata. it allows people living and visiting to use small quantities of drugs, but not sell them. you have to say, officer, i swear these drugs are mine, i was not just holding them for a friend. something tells me there are go took lot more chupacabra sightings in the future. here we go, john, how are you? very good. go out to the pool. and let's go back out the sal to see if we can get another contestant here. you have a young lady here. >> this might be one of the best looking contestants yet. >> yes, i have to agree with you. what's your name? >> christy. >> where are you from? >> l.a. >> what are you doing tonight? >> i came to see rob zombie, but now i'm bellfuly flopping i gue. >> well, you can see rob and

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♪ hello there. we have a good show tonight. with us this evening, his latest book is called "gordon ramsay's healthy appetite". from "hell's kitchen", screamin' gordon ramsay is here. [ cheers and applause ] also tonight, to talk about his new film. a film he wrote and directed called "halloween ii" which opens friday. rob zombie is here. [ cheers and applause ] and later on, from england, this is the deluxe version of their self-titled album. it comes out next tuesday, september 1. music from friendly fires. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i was on -- sunday night, i was in las vegas to see the great don rickles. guillermo, have you ever seen don rickles in concert? >> never. >> he has some interesting things to say about mexicans. you should check it out. >> okay. >> he was fantastic. oh, you're pposed to be outside judging the -- >> oh, yeah. [ applause ]

a lot of people running in front of the cameras tonight. also i want to congratulate myself on catching this fish over the break. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i caught him with a fishing rod. so there we go. tomorrow night, by the way, robin williams, bobcat gold wait. it's time for the fifth annual pedestrian belly flop contest. [ cheers and applause ] all right. that's the official belly flop pool and the official belly flop official, uncle frank. how is the water? >> it looks clean and warm. >> let's introduce the esteemed panel of judges. first of all, who puts the belly in belly flop, our parking lot security guard, guillermo. there he is. guillermo brings a unique perspective to the competition because he doesn't know how to swim. >> don't like water. >> there you go, he doesn't like

water. about to start her ninth season as a judge on "dancing with the stars," please welcome the beautiful carrie ann inaba. >> hello. >> i washoping you'd belly flop tonight. >> it could happen. we'll see how big the splashes are. i might have toe come out there and teach everyone a lesson. and the only superhero who can talk to fish, aquaman, everybody. hello, aquaman. actually, aquaman is one of the writers who hates dressing up as aquaman. all right. uncle frank let's meet the contestants. someone we met on the street, a pedestrian, his name is cesar. how you feeling? >> a little nervous. >> have you ever appeared semi-nude on television before? >> this is my first time. >> ready? >> yeah. >> uncle frank, count it down for us. >> okay, cer, get ready, three, two, one, go! [ cheers and applause ]

>> that was pretty good. let's look at that again in slow motion. you see cesar got off to a slow start off -- that was pretty good. all right. the judges, guillermo, what do you give cesar? a seven on a scale of ten. seven is pretty good. you can't start off too crazy. there's nowhere to go. carrie ann inaba, are you wet? >> i am wet. >> an added bonus. >> i saw a little butt crack as he got out of thepool. a ten for that. >> no extra charge for that. oh, the butt crack upped it up to a ten. finally, aquaman, what do you say? he gives it a six. you know what, he sees killer whales and stuff. john, it looks like you're

wearing one of the muscle guy costumes that people wear. i'm getting ready for the show. >> but that is actually your body we are seeing? >> that's right. >> what do you weigh, john? >> about 240. >> all right. so ts should be good. uncle frank, are you excited? >> i'm excited. here we go. we're ready. [ laughter ] >> i think i'm ready. >> uncle frank, it looks like it's your first day in prison. [ laughter ] meet your new cell mate, john. >> oh. [ laughter ] all right. here we go. >> he's ready to go. count it down then, uncle frank. let's see what john can do. >> three, two, one, go! [ cheers and applause ] >> that was a pretty good splash there. before we go to the judges, let's look at it again in slow motion. and we -- there's where the splash really came up. we will again start with guillermo. guillermo gives that an eight which tops the previous score. carrie ann inaba?

and carrie ann gives it a ten. this has taken a surprisingly erotic twist with carrie ann soaking wet. and finally aquaman? oh, aquaman, a four. let's go back to the podium. this young lady is kristen. we met her on the street. hi, christy. is that your own bathing suit? >> no, it's yours. >> well, it's not actually mine. [ laughter ] all right. well, christy, are you a good belly flopper? you don't seem to have much of a belly? >> i played water polo,o -- >> okay. >> it's a good belly. >> also, what is some graffiti on your side. >> it's an orchid.

>> what does that mean? okay, you could be from buffalo. all right, uncle frank, count it down. >> christy, three, two, one, go. >> oh, you know, she dove into the pool which i think she probably relied on her training and accidentally -- yeah, didn't make much of a splash at all. let's see what guillermo thinks. guillermo rodriquez says -- al right. now, let's see what carrie ann inaba, what do you think? carrie ann says seven. i think carrie ann's mic has exploded. and finally aquaman. oh, aquaman. [ laughter ] i think we have gotten some insight into aquaman's personal life tonight. we'lbel be right back. domol rrere belly flopping and chef gordon ramsay, so stick around. bicycle, what are we waiting for? the flowers are blooming.

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what an event it is so far. cesar is in the lead with 23 points so far. will anyone brk that record? who cares really.3 our first guest is a world-renowned chef and like anywhere he goes. he is also the scariest boss on the planet. >> kristen, you [ bleep ] -- [ bleep ], bring it here, bring it here! come here! >> you're right. >> you [ bleep ] -- >> yes, chef. >> it is total crap. >> watch his tv show "hell's kitchen" tuesdays at 8:00 on fox and his latest book is called "gordon ramsay's healthy appetite". please welcome gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> good to be here. >> i'm a little nervous because you scream at peopl but i assume you probably won't scream at me, right?

>> that was -- that was a good day, and that worked perfectly. >> do you find -- do you scream at them because you feel like it will make them a better chef or because you're emotionally unstable? [ laughter ] >> a bit of both. >> a little of each? >> problem is, that's an edited version. we have times when they do it wrong the first time, no problem. and then the second or the third time, no excuse. tough love. >> did you get that there your bosses when you were -- >> perhaps not that to extent. >> it seems like a bad idea in a room full of knives and boiling waters to be screaming at people. >> convection ovens, you name it, they fly. we have an amazing prize to give away a quarter million dollars as a salary. if i was a young 25-year-old

chef that was working for a title like that in hell's kitchen i'd give my right arm. so i'm firm but fair. i want the results to perfection. >> right. >> do you find that most of them are thankful to you at the end of the process or the most -- or they spend the rest of their lives throwing darts at your picture? >> i would say 99% of them are very grateful. and there's always that sort of 1% disgruntled, unhappy, totally slightly unfocused and they want to sort of stab you. >> yeah. yeah. that's bad to be stabbed. >> very bad to be stabbed. >> like in the rap game it gives you credibility, but in the food game it puts you in the hospital. now, this book -- i was reading this book today and i was going through it at length because

>> do your kids eat your food? how old are your children? >> megan is 11, the twins are 9 and matilda is 7. they're fantastic eaters. they'll go from the most aming roast chicken to lamb on toast. we use every part of the body, and then i said we have a special treat coming up for sunday lunch. i didn't tell them it was lamb's brain until they finished it. >> what did they say when they realizedhey had eaten something from a petting zoo? >> they sort of ignored me for two weeks. they wouldn't come near me for pocket money. it was hard to gain their confidence back. i think childrdren eat with the eyes. if they don't like the color of things they shift it around so you have to hide things. >> when it comes to brains, you should give -- >> parsley,lemon, a little bit

of a shallot, on toast. >> that is something else. my kids, you know, they want a grilled cheese and peanut butter and jelly and macaroni and cheese. i couldn't serve themesticles, never mind brains. this is an adorable image by the name of the puffin. and this is an animal that on your show in england, you ate the heart of this animal, correct? live on television? >> make me sound like an absolute monster. >> you're the one who ate the heart of this cute little animals. >> i had the breasts as well. >> you started with the heart? >> thing is, we went to iceland and chased the puffins. they look so cute. that's the biggest problem. we caught them and they were phenomenal. very difficult to catch. it was a -- to show you have some hairs on your [ bleep ], eat the heart. they were joking. eat the heart.

>> how big is the heart of an animal like this? >> the size of a thumbnail. it was there in the -- it was pull says -- pulsating and pulsating and then i thought oh [ bleep ]. straight down. >> people were very upset by that? >> yeah. we had a few complats from the vegetarian lovers across great britain. >> you might cross into the meat eaters of the eating the puffin heart. >> i wish they wouldn't look so attractive. >> yeah. well, maybe they can have plastic surgery or something. i think actually rob zombie can direct a horror movie, you chasing puffins around and eating their hearts. we'll pitch it to him. i'm nervous about this, because on the phone today you asked me to make you a marinara sauce. i cook from time to time so i made you one this afternoon. >> but you're a bit of a fruity. >> i am.

>> because you're not like a chef -- >> i may look like a chef because mostly i'm fat and i look like en -- emeril. bring out the marinara and be honest. my beautiful assistant, kenneth. this looks like it has been sitting a little bit which i asked not to be the case. >> already it looks overcooked. >> i know, but i didn't cook the spaghetti part because i was doing the monologue. i won't take the fall for that. there you go. but really focus on the sauce because -- by the way, that according to you is 18 servings. [ laughter ] so the we go. you're going to need a fork, i guess. >> thank you very much. so first thing, let's overlook the overcooked spaghetti.

it doesn't coat it very well, so the sauce is watery before we taste it. however, let's cut to the chase and have a little taste. >> taste a little bit of it. what do you think? [ laughter ] >> it's actually [ bleep ] delicious. >> is it really? [ cheers and applause ] >> it's very nice. >> is it all right? >> yeah. you've got the seasoning right. seasoning is correct. fresh tomatoes and beautifully reduced down. it has a sumptuous taste. >> do you know what my secret ingredient is? tweety bird hearts. [ laughter ] gordon ramsay. "hell's kitchen" airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on fox. there you go.wi rob fmbiezo'l. right bacthwi ob zombie. - hi. - blue shirts: hello! i don't know anything about computers and my daughter is going to college, so she needs one. - can you help me? - ( shouting ) - yes, you. - our line of next class laptops

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on outside. these two animals were so much in love but they cannot love anymore because they have no heart. [ laughter ] our next guest is a platinum-selling musician and a well respected director of movies about people dying in horrible ways. his latest, "halloween ii" opens friday. please say hello to rob zombie. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. >> good to see you. >> i know you have been hard at work speeding to get your movie done. >> yes, we did it in record time. >> you really did it very quickly. and of course you have to do that because you want to get it in before halloween, but then you're releasing it in gust. y y beforere halloen. why not waia little bit?

>> is anticicipationon of halloween. think of thehrisistmas movie the nenextay.. >> a all right. i see, a good theory.y. see hohow w it woworks. is tie -- is "halalloween iiii" aremake e of the original ththe quel to your remake o ofe original halloen"? a rmagining of ththe e ffourtfil and in the seconries. [ laugughter ] >> a all rig. i'i'm gog t haveo back and -- review the tivo on that. something like the halloween, which is -- it's obviously a classic and it's something that everybody knows. everybody is familiar with. how do you put your own stamp on something like that? >> the way i put my stamp on everything, i make every character in the movie me. >> really? >> yes. that's my plan. >> in what way? everybody has a beard?

>> yeah. michael meyers -- he does, actually. when i show his face for the first time ever, he has a beard down to here and it looks like he's from zz top. i'm not kidding. i fill the movie with real-life things. it's either things -- well, this time what was great was the cast is returning. and the way to -- usually like donald pleasant is the popular presence and he ran in and said something about michael meyer's killing machine or something. but malcolm mcdowell is a different personality. >> you made the actual malcolm? >> yeah. i'm friends with malcolm, i gave him the script. he read it and he goes, is this how you see me? you think i'm this much of a [ bleep ]? >> really? >> that's what he said to me. i made dr. lewis like a sellout. he's trying to make tons of money off the tragedy and i based it on a vincent bugliosi

manson murder. and you have then mourning them and now writing b movies. >> there are tons of people like -- >> oh, yea so dr. lewis is like a dr. phil guy now. >> i gotcha. like you'd see him on "larry king". >> oh, yeah yeah. >> you have a talk show scene -- >> sort of based on your show. >> how is it based on my show and why wasn't i asked to be i it? >> i didn't do it for the money. i thought to make him more ridiculous is to is a jimmy kimmel type show and he'll try to be a serious doctor. meanwhile, another guest is sitting here. we need to find a guest to make him look pathetic, so we came up with weird al yang coe vip. i'm serious. weird al keeps answering his

questions. he asked him, what it is like -- how do you respond to your critics saying you're a blood mercenary and he goes to answer. i always get permissions to do the parodies of the song. he goes back and forth like to that make him look like an idiot. the last time i was on here, you joked i ould get mike myers to play michael meyers. >> i wasn't kidding necessarily. >> but you did say it. i didn't tell weird al that and he ad libbed some line about the whole time the conversation was going on he misunderstood, they thought they were talking about mike myiers. >> so the scariest thing in the movie may be just for me personally is weird al and i are making the same jokes? [ laughter ] >> that's true. you are. >> holy cow, that is scary. well, well, congratulations on the movie. and really like i think -- you know for people that don't --

aren't into horror movies you have become a successful guy. i heard you were making movies and i thought what the hell is going on. >> no it's worked out great. i kind of have a thing where i make a movie and go on tour and when i get tired of that i go on tour. >> when are you making another record? >> i me one and it's coming out in november. >> is weird al going on that tour? >> no. >> i have a feeling he's available. >> he's in hawaii surfing. >> is that true? >> he lives in hawaii. we had the premiere night and he didn't show up. >> who says you don't learn anything on this show? rob zombie. "halloween ii" opens this friday. ht. today's word is atheastrop opattrashe." the unfortunate loss or destruction... of one's natty light. as in... once bill took his eyes off the prize...

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happening out there, but we're back with rob zombie. here with the song "kiss of life" from the deluxe version of their self-titled debut, which comes out september 1, friendly fires. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ rub that line out of the sand i can feel you closer ♪ ♪ closer than you will ever be rub that line out of the sand ♪ ♪ i know you think it's over staring out in to the sea ♪ ♪ don't let go, this cod be so perfect ♪ ♪ don't let go if we hold on to it ♪ ♪ rub that line out of the sand ♪ ♪ right before the tide comes and washes you away from me ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh kiss of life ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh kiss of life ♪ ♪ could you wave good-bye to sun ♪

♪ the seas, the stars the bees it's hard ♪ ♪ the wheels inside a light has died ♪ rub that light out of the sky ♪ ♪ i can see the clouds form ♪ ♪ taking shape in front of me don't let go ♪ ♪ this could be so easy don't let go ♪ ♪ if you hold on to it rub that light out of the sky ♪ ♪ right before the sun falls ♪ kiss of life ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh kiss of life ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh kiss of life ♪ ♪ could you wave good-bye to sun ♪ ♪ the seas, the stars the bees, it's hard ♪

♪ the wheels inside a light has died ♪ ♪ all you need is a kiss of life ♪ ♪ could you wave good-bye to sun ♪ ♪ the seas, the stars the bees it's hard ♪ ♪ the wheels inside ♪ all you need is a kiss of life ♪