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pedestrian belly flop competition. are you wet? >> i'm very wet. >> this is taking a surprisingly erotic twist with carrie ann soaken wet. >> my patient stopped breathing. how did he do it? >> i don't know. >> gordon ramsay. >> get out! >> do you scream at them because you feel like it will make them a better chef or because you're emotionally unstable? >> on the phe day you asked me to make you a marinara sauce. what do you think? >> it's actually [ bleep ] delicious. >> and we have to go out to martha vineyard's right now. >> i apologize for interrupting the relaxing i told you to do. >> if i seem relaxed i'm oe pid lley're rkinwo

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>> that's very nice. hi, everyone i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. if i seem extra friendly tonight, it's because i'm on friendship pills. and they're working. [ applause ] it is -- it's good to be back at work. not really, but i say that. we had a two-week vacation. did you know you can't carry a rifle on the plane anymore? they make you check it. summer is almost over, unfortunately. i love the summer, but they love bathing suit season is right around the corner? well, the good news right now it couldn't be farther away. so eat up, america. this is -- there has never been a better time to fill up the pants than right now. president obama our president is taking his summer vacation on martha's vineyard this week. he played golf and tennis i think today. unfortunately he had to work this morning. he held a press conference to announce the renomination of federal reserve chairman ben

bernanke. but it was a -- just because they were on vacation it was much more casual than if -- the usual press conference. >> we need to go live to martha's vineyard because obama is coming live to the podium right now. >> good morning, everybody. i apologize for interrupting the relaxing that i told all of you to do. but i have an important announcement to make concerning the federal reserve. >> that's what happens when you stay in jimmy buffett's guest house i guess. it's a good time for the president to slip out of the town. the deficit is supposed to be a lot higher than people expected and the swine flu is expected to kill us all and regis is having a birthday party which means fires and possibly looting in new york. and the cash for clunker's program -- did anyone participate in the cash fortune kerr's -- cash for clunker's program? maybe it wasn't a big hit. if you have a car that guzzles gas, you can get $4,500 for

abandoning it on the white house lawn or something like that. and another cash for clunkers program, i guess they're scheduling for six months from now when brett favre tries to get traded. and the original plan is to destroy the cars to get them off the road, but instead they have decided to do something productive with them. they're going to donate the cars ind aneaofd piling them up in the junk yard, the government has decided to send them to third world countries so children who don't have cars can wear them as clothes. i think that -- that's what they call a win-win. it was pretty hot here today. i think it was 90 degrees today. so we thought it would be fun to help people cool off. in the back of the theater right now, we have erected a large above ground swimming pool. and in front of our theater on hollywood boulevard, we have erected my cousin sal who is standing by. >> hello, jimmy, what's happening? >> wow.

look at that shirt. sal is looking for pedestrians, people are just walking by to participate in our fifth -- this is fifth time we have done the belly flop competition. what we're looking for here is someone who is willing to take all their clothes off and put on a bathing suit that we got from the goodwill or something. and then we will see what kind of splash they can muster and we'll rate it and record it and then there will be an awards ceremony. do you have anyone there willing to do it, sal? >> actually, no one wants to play along so continue with the jokes. >> all right. well, we'll move on then. let me see if i can convince somebody. oh, yes, there we go. what is your name, sir? >> cesar. >> where you from? >> i'm from downey, california. >> downey, huh. what do you do for a living? >> i'm a chef. >> very good. what sort of cheffing do you do? >> i do all kinds of food, but my specialty is italian fo. >> italian food. you're a big eater, i see? >> i love eating.

>> and thusly, you are a big splasher hope? >> we'll see. >> all right. send cesar through then. very good. all right, cesar. you know -- this belly flop thing, we can either whine about the obesity epidemic or embrace it and make sports out of it. on sunday they had the miss universe pageant in venezuela and she narrowly edged out another one who shined quite brightly in the q&a segment. >> according to the world health organization, there's an urgent need for hiv testing across the globe. do you believe hiv testing should be made mandatory? [ speaking a foreign language ]

[ applause ] >> well, that answers that question, i guess. by the way she's second. how dumb do you have to be to come in third? oh, hi, cesar. how are you? [ cheers and applause ] go right through there. all right. we'll get to see him almost naked in a little while. let's go back out to sal to see if he has someone else rangled. all right. there we go. >> jimmy, we interrupted john's workout so let's make this quick. >> i was going to say, john what's your name? >> john. >> what do you do for a living? >> i wo at casinos at cesar's windsor. >> where? in ontario? >> yeah. >> you're here on vacation? >> i'm here on my honeymoon. >> you're here on your honeymoon. >> yes, i am. >> where's your husband?

>> he's back home right now. >> you're working out on your honeymoon? >> that's correct. yes. >> wow, that's a real commitment. >> it's dedication. >> and can you make a big splash when you hit water? >> of course i can. >> all right. well come on through then. you'll be in the competition too. [ cheers and applause ] hey, this was -- this is big news. mexico -- the country that's right now in the middle major drug war, has decriminalized marijuana, cocaine, heroin and methamphetamines for personal use which will make a hell of a pinata. the new policy allows people living in and visiting to use small quantities ofrugs, but not sell them. you have to say, officer, i swear these drugs are mine, i was not just holding them r a friend. [ laughter ] something tells me there are go

-- going to be a lot more chupacabra sightings in the future. here we go, john, how are you? very good. go out to the pool. and let's go back out the sal to see if we can get another contestant here. oh, all right. you have a young lady here. >> this might be one of the best looking contestants yet. >> yes, i have to agree with you. what's your name? >> christy. >> where are you from? >> l.a. >> you're from here in l.a.? what are you doing tonight, what's the plan? >> i came to see rob zombie, but now i'm belly flopping i guess. >> well, you can see rob and belly flop, i guess. come on in, christy. we'll get you in the pool too. [ cheers and applause michael jackson's death now is reportedly being called a homicide. they had a search warrant, the lapd of the offices of michael's doctor, dr. conrad murray. it said he died after murray gave him the anesthetic called propofol and some sedatives and the affidavit revealed that 82

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♪ hello there. we have a good show tonight. with us this evening, his latest book is called "gordon ramsay's healthy appetite". from "hell's kitchen", screamin' gordon ramsay is here. [ cheers and applause ]

also tonight, to talk about his new film. a film he wrote and directed called "halloween ii" which opens friday. rob zombie is here. [ cheers and applause ] and later on, from england, this is the deluxe version of their self-tied album. it comes out next tuesday, september 1. music from friendly fires. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i was on -- sunday night, i was in las vegas to see the great don rickles. guillermo, have you ever seen don rickles in concert? >> never. >> he has some interesting things to say about mexicans. you should check it out. >> okay. >> he was fantastic. oh, you're supposed to be outside judging the -- >> oh, yeah. [ applause ] a lot of people running in front of the cameras tonight. also i want to congratulate myself on catching this fish over the break. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i caught him with a fishing rod. so there we go. tomorrow night, by the way, robin williams, bobcat gold

-- goldthwait and matt & kim will be on the show. so please watch that. it's time for the fifth annual pedestrian belly flop contest. [ cheers and applause ] all right. that's the official belly flop pool and the official belly flop official, uncle frank. how is the water? >> it looks clean and warm. it's good. >> let's introduce the esteemed panel of judges. first of all, who puts the belly in belly flop, our parking lot security guard, guillermo. he's hopefully in his seat. there he is. guillermo brings a unique perspective to the competition because he doesn't know how to swim. >> i don't like water. >> there you go, he doesn't like water. about to start her ninth season as a judge on "dancing with the stars," please welcome the beautiful carrie ann inaba. >> hello. >> hello, how are you? >> what a gig this must be for

you. >> i was hoping you'd belly flop tonight. >> it could happen. we'll see how big the splashes are. i might have toe come out there and teach everyone a lesson. and the only superhero who can talk to fish, aquaman, everybody. hello, aquaman. actually, aquaman is one of the writers who hates dressing up as aquaman. all right. uncle frank let's meet the contestants. someone we met on the street, a pedestrian, his name is cesar. hello, cesar. how you feeling? >> a little nervous. >> a little nervous? have you ever appeared semi-nude on television before? >> this is my first time. >> ready? >> yeah. >> uncle frank, unt it down for us. >> okay, cesar, get ready, three, two, one, go! [ cheers and applause ] >> that was pretty good. let's look at that again in slow motion. you see cesar got off to a slow start off -- that was pretty good. all right.

the judges, guillermo, what do you give cesar? a seven on a scale of ten. seven is pretty good. you can't start off too crazy. there's nowhere to go. carrie ann inaba, what do you say, are you wet? >> i am wet. >> an added bonus. >> i saw a little butt crack as he got out of the pool. [ laughter ] a ten for that. >> no extra charge for that. oh, really, wow. oh, the butt crack upped it up to a ten. finally, aquaman, what do you say? gives it a six. you know what, he sees killer whales and stuff. he's not easily impressed. now let's go back to the podium. john, it looks like you're wearing one of the muscle guy costumes that people wear. >> that's right. i'm getting ready for the show. >> but that is actually your body we are seeing? >> that's right. >> what do you weigh, john? >> about 240. >> all right. so this should be good. uncle frank, are you excited? i'm excited. here we go. we're ready. [ laughter ]

>> i think i'm ready. >> uncle frank, it looks like it's your first day prison. [ laughter ] meet your new cell mate, john. oh. [ laughter ] all right. here we go. >> he's ready to go. count it down then, uncle frank. let's see what john can . >> three,e, two, one, go! [ cheers a and applause ] >> that was a pretty good splash there. before we go to the judges, let's look at it again in slow motion. we will again start wh the guillermrmo. guillermomo gives that an eight which tops the p pvis score. carrie ann inaba? >> for the speedo. >> and carrie ann gives it a ten. this has taken a surprisingly erotic twist with carrie ann soaking wet. and finally aquaman? oh, aquaman, a four.

let's go back to the podium. this young lady is kristen. we met her on the street. hi, christy. is that your own bathing suit? >> no, it's yours. >> well, it's not actually mine. [ laughter ] all right. well, christy, are you a good belly flopper? you don't seem to have much of a belly? >> i played water polo, so -- >> okay. >> it's a good belly. >> also, what is that? there seems to be some graffiti on your side. >> it's an orchid. >> what does that represent? >> i'm from a town called orchid. >> oh, okay, good thing you're not from buffalo. all right, uncle frank, count it down. >> christy, three, two, one, go. >> oh, you know, she dove into the pool which i think she probably relied on her training and accidentally -- yeah, didn't

make much of a splash at all. let's see what guillermo thinks. guillermo rriquez says -- all right. now, let's see what carrie ann inaba, what do you think? carrie ann says seven. i think carrie ann's mic has exploded. and finally aquaman. oh, aquaman. [ laughter ] i think we have gotten some insight into aquaman's personal life tonight. we'll be right back. we'll do some more belly flop unso stick around.f ramsay, going to be the first... to buy raisin bran extra! i'm surprised nobody else is here for the big debut of the almonds. oh, guys, i can see it! they're setting it up right now! is it true? are there really going to be cranberries? yep, i can see the boxes, and there's definitely yogurty clusters in there too! i think this is a 24-hour store. introducing kellogg's® raisin bran extra!

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♪ we're back. well, you caught us on belly flop night. what an event it is so far. cesar is in the lead with 23 points so far. will anyone break that record? who cares really. our first guest is a world-renowned chef and restaurateur who over the span of his career has been awarded 13 michelin stars, which i think means he gets free tires. like anywhere he goes.

he is also the scariest boss on the planetarth. >> kristen, you [ bleep ] -- [ bleep ], bring it here, bring it here! come here! >> you're right. >> you [ bleep ] -- >> yes, chef. >> it is total crap. >> watch his tv show "hell's kitchen" tuesdays at 8:00 on fox and his latest book is called "gordon ramsay's healthy appetite". please welcome gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> good to be here. >> i'm a little nervous because you scream at people, but i assume you probably won't scream at me, right? >> that was -- that was a good day, and that worked perfectly. >> do you find -- do you scream at them because you feel like it will make them a better chef or because you're emotionally unstable? [ laughter ] >> a bit of both. >> a little of each? >> problem is, that's an edited version.

we have moments where they do it wrong the first time, no problem. and then the second or the third time, no excuse. because that's the customers. tough love. it's fair. >> did you get that from your bosses when you were a young chef or cook or -- >> perhaps not that extent. no. >> it seems like a bad idea in a room full of knives and boiling waters to be screaming at people like that. >> convection ovens, you name it, they fly. rolling pins. it's quite fascinating because we push them to e extreme. we have an amazing prize to give away a quarter million dollars as a salary. if i was a young 25-year-old chef that was working for a title like that in hell's kitchen i'd give my right arm. so i'm firm but fair. i want the results to perfection. >> right. >> do you find that most of them are thankful to you at the end of the process or the most -- or they spend the rest of their lives throwing darts at your picture? >> i would say 99% of them are

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>> but can you really sit down and eat five ounces of pasta and feel like you ate and then that you had a meal? >> the secret is to get up from the table and still feel vibrant. maybe you do different things after dinner. >> i like to -- >> i like to go home and sort of have dinner and be romantic with my wife, jimmy. >> i like to go in the bathroom and cry. [ laughter ] >> it's the most amazing -- it's a healthy guide. >> i mean it depresses me, because i'll eat not only the meal for four, but the meal for three other people on top of that. do your kids eat your food? how old are your children? >> megan is 11, the twins are 9 and matilda is 7. they're fantastic eaters. they'll go from the most amazing roast chicken to lamb on toast.

>> really? the kids will eat that? >> we have lambs in the backyard. we use every part of the body, and then i said we have a special treat coming up for sunday lunch. i didn't tell them it was lamb's brain until they finished it. >> what did they say when they realized they had eaten something from a petting zoo? >> they sort of ignored me for two weeks. >> did they really? >> they wouldn't come near me for pocket money. it was hard to gain their confidence back. i think children become fussy because they eat with their eyes. if they don't like the color of things they shift it around so you have to hide things. >> when it comes to brains, you should give -- >> parsley, lemon, a little bit of a garlic, shallot, on toast, fabulous. >> that is something else. my kids, you know, they want a grilled cheese and peanut butter and jelly and macaroni and cheese. i couldn't serve them testicles, never mind brains. >> this is an adorable animal by the

name of the puffin. and this is an animal that on your show in england, you ate the heart of this animal, correct? live on television? >> make me sound like an absolute monster. >> you're the one who ate the heart of this cute little animal. >> i had the breasts as well. >> you started with the heart? >> thing is, we went to iceland and chased the puffins. the biggest problem is they look so cute. >> well, sure. >> that's the biggest problem. we caught them and they were phenomenal. very difficult to catch. it was a tradition for the vikings to show you have some hairs on your [ bleep ], eat the heart. they were joking. eat the heart. >> how big is the heart of an animal like this? >> the size of a thumbnail. it was there in the -- it was pull says -- pulsating and pulsating and then i thought oh [ bleep ]. no. straight down. so i just -- >> people were very upset by that? >> yeah. we had a few complaints from the vegetarian lovers across great britain. >> you might cross into the meat

eaters of the eating the puffin heart. as far as being upset goes. >> i wish they wouldn't look so attractive. >> yeah. well, maybe they can have plastic surgery or something. yeah. i think actually rob zombie can direct a horror movie, you chasing puffins around and eating their hearts. we'll pitch it to him. you asked me to do something. i have to admit i'm nervous about this, because on the phone today you asked me to make you a marinara sauce. i cook from time to time so i made you one this afternoon. >> but you're a bit of a fruity. >> i am. >> because you're not like a chef -- >> i may look like a chef because mostly i'm fat and i look kind of like emeril. let's bring out the marinara and you're going to taste it and i want you to be honest. my beautiful assistant, kenneth. this looks like it haseen sitting a little bit which i

asked not to be the case. >> already it looks overcooked. >> i know, but i didn't cook the spaghetti part because i was doing the monologue. so i was busy. i won't take the fall for that. there you go. but really focus on the sauce because -- by the way, that according to you is 18 servings. [ laughter ] so there we go. you're going to need a fork, i guess. >> thank you very much. so first thing, let's overlook the overcooked spaghetti. sauce. it doesn't coat it very well, so the sauce is watery before we taste it. >> really? >> however, let's cut to the chase and have a little taste. >> taste a little bit of it. what do you think? [ laughter ] >> it's actually [ bleep ] delicious. >> is it really? [ cheers and applause ] >> it's very nice. >> is it all right?

>> yeah. you've got the seasoning right. seasoning is correct. fresh tomatoes and beautifully reduced down. it has a sumptuous taste. >> do you know what my secret ingredient is? tweety bird hea. [ laughter ] gordon ramsay. "hell's kitchen" airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on fox. there's his cookbook. there you go. we'll be right back with rob zombie. (german folk music plays) (announcer) spit our your stride gum and chew another piece, already! or we'll find you. got the gum. (announcer) .the ridiculously long lasting .gum ® new stride ® uber bubble ™ .

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♪ wow. all right. well, that doesn't beat cesar's, the belly flop competition going on outside. very importantnt events going o. by the way, these two animals were so much in love but they cannot love anymore because they have no heart. [ laughter ] our next guest is a platinum-selling musician and a well respected director of movies about people dying in horrible ways. his latest, "halloween ii" opens friday. please say llo to rob zombie. [ cheers and applause ]

good to see you. >> good to see you. >> i know you have been hard at work speeding to get your movie done. >> yes, we did it in record time. >> you really did it very quickly. and of course you have to do that because you want to get it in before halloween, but then you're releasing it in august. way before halloween. >> yes. >> why not wait a little bit? >> my theory was it was the anticipation of halloween. if we put it out by november 1, nobody gives a [ bleep ] anymore. think of the christmas movie the next day. >> all right. i see, a good theory. see how it works. >> it worked the last time. >> is the movie -- is "halloween ii" a remake of the original or the sequel to your remake of the original "halloween"?

>> it's technically a prequel of a reimagining of the fourth film and in the second series. [ laughter ] >> all right. i'm going to have to go back and -- review the tivo on that. i guess it doesn't matter though. something like the halloween, which is -- it's obviously a classic and it's something that everybody knows. everybody is familiar with. how do you put your own stamp on something like that? >> the way i put my stamp on everything, i make every character in the movie me. >> rlly? >> yes. that's my plan. >> in what way? everybody has a beard? >> yeah. michael meyers -- he does, actually. when i show his face for the first time ever, he has a beard down to here and it looks like he's from zz top. i'm not kidding. o i fill the movie with real-life things. it's either things -- well, this time what was great was the cast is returning.

and the way to -- usually like donald pleasant is the popular presence and he ran in and said something about michael meyer's killing machine or something. but malcolm mcdowell is a different personality. so i made dr. loomis malcolm. >> you made the actual malcolm? >> yeah. because e -- i wrote the script and i'm friends with malcolm, i gave him the script. he read it and he goes, is this how you see me? you think i'm this much of a [ bleep ]? >> really? >> that's what he said to me. >> i made dr. loomis like he's a sellout. he's trying to make tons of money off the tragedy and i based it on a vincent bugliosi manson murder. you have the family members mourning the victims and then the guy writing best-selling books and b movies. >> there are tons of people like -- >> oh, yeah. so dr. loomis is like a dr. phil guy now. >> i gotcha. like you'd see him on "larry king". >> oh, yeah yeah. >> you have a talk show scene -- >> sort of based on your show.

>> how is it based on my show and why wasn't i asked to be in it? >> i didn't think you'd do it for the money. >> oh. >> i thought to make dr. loomis more ridiculous is to is a jimmy kimmel type show and he'll try to be a serious doctor. meanwhile, another guest is sitting here. i thought we need to find a guest to make him look pathetic, so we came up with weird al yankovic sitting next to him the whole time. i'm serious. weird al keeps answering his questions. he asked him, what it is like -- how do you respond to your critics saying you're a blood mercenary and he goes to answer. but then weird al thinks he's talking about him. i always get permissions to do the parodies of the song. he goes back and forth like to that make him look like an idiot. the funny thing was, last time i was on here, you

joked i should get mike myers to play michael meyers. >> i wasn't kidding necessarily. >> but you did say it. i remembered that. i didn't tell weird al that and he ad libbed some line about the whole time the conversation was going on he misunderstood, they thought they were talking about mike myiers. >> so the scariest thing in the movie may be just for me personally is weird al and i are making the same jokes? [ laughter ] >> that's true. you are. >> holy cow, that is scary. well, well, congratulations on the movie. and really like i think -- you know for people that don't -- aren't into horror movies you have bome a successful guy. i heard you were making movies and i thought what the hell is going on. some rock stars -- >> no it's worked out great. i kind of have a thing where i make a movie and go on tour and when i get tired of that i go on tour. or make a movie. >> when are you making another record? >> i made one and it's coming out in november. i hit the road and do that. >> is weird al going on that

one? >> no. >> i have a feeling he's available. >> he's in hawaii surfing. >> is that right? it's not just the shirts? >> he lives in hawaii. we had the premiere night and he didn't show up. >> who says you don't learn anything on this show? rob zombie. "halloween ii" opens this friday. be right back with friendly fires and belly flopping. ♪ once you've dealt with the things that come between you... don't let erectile dysfunction get in the way. ♪ viva ♪ viagra! viagra...america's most .prescribed ed treatment... can help you enjoy a more .satisfying sexual experience., to learn more, spend some " quality time with viagra.com ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. don't take viagra if you take # nitrates for chest pain...

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