time now for tonight's "closing argument." president obama and the first lady will travel to copenhagen this week along with talk show host oprah winfrey to make a final pitch for the 2016 olympics in their hometown chicago. it's a first for an american president and it follows british prime minister tomey blair before london was named host of the 2012 games. the most recent polls show residents of the windy city are split on playing host which comes at a risk to their security. should the president be making this trip at all and do you want to see the 2016 games in chicago? tell us what you think by clicking on the "nightline" page on abcnews.com or the twitter page. and tomorrow night, our series on the ten commandments commits with number six, thou shalt not

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from out of town, this was autumn and it was 103 degrees. the weather in l.a. is getting hotter every year. a lot of women have figured out a way to adjust to the heat by implanting two melon-sized sacks of liquid to the front otheir chest to help them regulate the temperature from within, which is ingenious. not only is it hot, there are more wildfires, five new ones started yesterday. they say one of them is a 16,000 acre fire in ventura county may have been caused by exploding cow manure. i never heard of this one. apparently, it gets hot enough, manure will spontaneously come -- come bust. like when kids leave a bag of dog crap out on the front doorstep, only without the kids and a front doorstep. just when we thought we had it all, mud slides, floods d wildfire, exploding crap.

so the governor is saying if you're storing manure in your home, you might want to move it out to the pool. if you're watching abc you know this was the first night of elimination for the new season of "dancing with the stars." macy gray, ashley hamilton and tom delay had the lowest scores this week. and tom delay, who is nicknamed the hammer which is how you want to hit yourself after watching him dance. he's not good, i thought he was the worst one. but here is who got fired tonight. >> macy and edyta, ashley and jonathan. >> and macy gray, she tried to say good-bye, but she choked and she tried to walk away, but she stumbled and got voted out. they will be here later on. to trash the judges. so there is a -- two dancers down, 300 to go. i realize tonight that "dancing with the stars" is like a tv version of watching your

relatives embarrass themselves at a wedding, right? maybe not, i don't know. maybe not right. this is crazy, who watched oprah today? oh, she's gonna be furious. let's try it again. who watched oprah today? [ cheers and applause ] me too. mackenzie phillips was on oprah today. you remember her from "one day at a time". she was talking about the new book in which reveals she had a long-term sexual relationship with her father. her father was john phillips of mamas and papas, that's him. you think your family's thanksgivings are awkward. she said their affair went on for ten years and i don't know what to say to that except that except to say i'm glad my father didn't know how to do that. the audience didn't know how to react either. >> let's get to the secret you've been keeping from the

public all these years. it's on page 108. will you read it. >> yes. >> here we go. >> i woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. [ applause ] >> they have got -- they have got to be more careful with at applause sign, you know? so congratulions, i guess, to the late john phillips who has temporarily displaced jon gosselin as america's creepiest dads. temporarily being the key word there. the dalai lama was in memphis yesterday to receive the national civil rights freedom award. he narrowly beat out madmen for that honor and he was greeted by the mayor of memphis, myron lowry, who tried to teach his holiness with a way of

saying hello. >> we have a tradition of using -- it's the bump. [ laughter ] they say you have a sense of humor. i always wanted to say hello, dalai. [ laughter ] >> you know, why people don't like us around the world. you know he's a man of peace just based on the fact what he didn't punch him for saying hello, dalai, for probably the 90,000th time in his life. here's a story in florida. a guy arrested and charged with exposing himself on the i-95 which is ridiculous until you find out who the guy is. >> a local driver facing serious charges out of flagler county. mark dufus was naked and driving down i-95 and touching himself. [ cheers and applause ] >> he was -- he was charged with a duh. more disgrace for the dufus family, will they never win? i mean what if the jonas brothers were named dufus? they'd never make it, they'd be

the dufus brothers and no one -- and in jonas brothers news, the oldest one, kevin, is getting married. because frankly, he wants to have some sex already. [ laughter ] and he's picked his brother's joe and nick to be the best men. being the best men means you're in charge of planning the bachelor party, but these are the jonas brothers and they're not allowed to have fun. this is what they said they have planned for the bachelor party. this is a quote. it will be good, clean fun. we'll have a good time with friends and family. which all of a sudden i don't buy this virgin thing for a moment because that's the same thing i say before a bachelor party. they also said the party won't be in vegas, but somewhere cooler and better and i don't know one place that's cooler and better than las vegas for a bachelor party. but there is one establishment that's angling hard for the jonas brothers' business. >> hey, fellas, are you yearning for a wild no rules night out?

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ball, but no one had tried to set the record so we automatically won. unfortunately, that record was broken last month in mexico. mexico city holds the record for the world's largest meatball. [ laughter ] they had a meatball that weighed 109 pounds and obviously this is completely unacceptable. [ laughter ] mexico can't have the world record for meatball. this is america, we invented the meatball. i think. maybe italy invented it, but it doesn't matter. so tomorrow night we are going to break that meatball record and we are going to take that ground beef crown back from mexico. that record belongs here. [ cheers and applause ] in the fattest country in the world. unfortunately, though, this has created a bit of conflict for guillermo, our parking lot security guard. guillermo is from mexico. but he's also frozen solid it would appear what's going on with you? are you all right? >> yes, sir. >> guillermo is being a little

weird because he's not sure who to root for here. so not only will tomorrow night be an emotional one for the whole country, but a night of self-discovery for our very own guillermo too. [ laughter ] >> he was born in mexico. [ baby cries ] >> i'm a baby. >> but he would find a new home in america. and with it, a new best friend. now, one man is forced to decide between new friends -- >> i need you, guillermo. america needs you. >> and old loyalties. >> i'm a mexican. >> which ball of meat will guillermo choose? >> i just don't know. >> this thursday night, kimmel versus mexico, the largest meatball.

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welcome back, everybody. we have a good show tonight. from "grey's anatomy," the new season starts tomorrow night, jessica capshaw is here. also tonight, i don't want to call them the first two losers from the new season of "dancing with the stars," but let's be honest, they are. macy gray and ashley hamilton are here. sitting in with cleto and the cletones, ten-time grammy award winning and award winning vocalist, george benson is here. [ cheers and applause ] a new cd, great to have you here, george. tomorrow night we'll be joined by rob lowe, lisa lampanelli and tommy lasorda at the feast of san gennaro. i want to officially announce that rod blagojevich's seat has been sold. this is the seat he sat in during his appearance on the show. he was here and agreed to sell it for us. we had some trouble with first winning bidder, but i'm pleased to announce a bona fide purchase has been made by sabrina comola. she bought it for her husband

drake and we thank them, mostly for getting all the hair off. thank you, guys. earlier tonight, our first guests became officially a part of the abc family with a new sitcom called "cougar town". you can join her live with garry shandling and sheryl crow for rock a little, feed a lot, a benefit concert here on september 29 here in l.a. please welcome courteney cox. [ cheers and applause ] well, good to see you, and congratulations on the premiere of your new show. >> thank you so much. >> i have to say, i'm confused because i'm not positive whether cougar is a complimentary or derogatory term. >> yeah. i'm not sure either. actually. it's one of those weird

things. i don't know if i'd want to be called that if -- >> i used to think a cougars were women who had a lot of plastic surgery, trying to look young to go out with younger guys. but now that i'm a cougar, i think differently. >> it's changed? >> it's kind of making sense because i was thinking about this whole cougar thing and men, they -- their sexual peak is and -- is around their early 20's. sorry. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> women is -- >> i'm happy about that, believe me. >> it's exhausting, right? >> i'm glad to have calmed down, yeah. >> and women it's in the early 40's. it makes sense, older women going out with younger men, and we live longer too. it turns out. i think the whole cougar thing i'm glad it's come around, it's working. it's what it should be. >> do you think that women are generally in their sexual peak in their early 40's? i have a theory it's a ruse designed to keep men around that extra like 12 years. [ laughter ] >> can i tell you something? >> because i'm going to tell you in my personal experience, i have not found that to be the

case. >> um, i think you're right. >> you think so? yeah. but i have a feeling that suddenly when 20 something-year-old guys enter the picture, the peak makes another run and hits the ceiling again. >> i think women get older, they want to become more sexual. so they're trying so hard to stay young that that's probably they're pretending. >> there you go. wow. >> so maybe the whole theory is over. maybe forget it. >> i don't -- we shouldn't be so quick to dump it all. >> although -- >> now, i want to show something because i'm not kidding. while i was driving in to work and i saw this bus sign. and you play a real estate agent on the show. and i was looking at it and going, that real estate agent looks just like courteney cox. [ laughter ] i'm driving and now i'm looking behind me as i'm driving which is not good. and the reason i was confused is because it wasn't this particular homeless person sitting next to you, but there was a guy sitting there covering up the words cougar town, so i thought things had gone bad and

your twin was selling real estate or something. but you play a real estate agent. >> i do. that wouldn't be a weird sign because i love real estate so much. >> i remember you told me -- you buy houses and -- >> i buy them and then i'm planning to live there for the rest of my life and i get bored. >> so you're unintentionally flipping? not intentionally flipping -- >> no this is actual a.d.d. >> you're just flaky with the houses. the fun part is fixing the house up and it's the worst part. >> as soon as i move in i say, please, remind me never to move again. i hate this. the boxes are unpacked within a day and i thought, that was fun, let's do it again. >> have you ever thought about living in a hotel? >> that's not a bad idea, yeah. i like it. >> so how many houses have you had over the last five years say? >> i have had a lot. the last five years, let's say in the last 12 years probably ten.

>> really? wow. are you on the run from the law or something? >> no. [ laughter ] >> tax man? >> yeah. >> there's a scene in the show that people saw and i have heard that people are asking you about thisbecause you -- you're very -- you expose yourself not completely, but you do things that most actors would not do. >> it was pretty brave i would say. opening scene of the show. i am in horrible lighting. let's face it if you go out at 12:00 noon, no one looks that good. that light is terrible. they happen do -- to do a scene where it was regular lighting and i showed everything. my elbow skin and my legs and my belly and things that -- i spent so much time trying to convince people, no, no, that really is me looking that flabby. why am i doing that? why don't i say, that wasn't me. i have to convince people that was really me. >> let's look at a clip and you can explain. here we go.

♪ >> what the hell is that? a farm animal. [ laughter ] >> that's your stomach? because that is surprisingly furry. yeah. but the rest of it was you, obviously the last scene was me. >> clearly. >> but that was really you doing that. >> that was really me. >> when you're on a crew with a bunch of guys that can't be a comfortable thing. >> it can be awkward because the show, we have the entire "scrubs" crew because our creator bill lawrence created "scrubs" and so i don't know these guys. i just did the scene recently -- >> these guys know each or very well? >> they have been together for

nine years, and i had to do a scene in a bubble bath where i'm -- i'm there, have little, you know, what do they call, nipple -- petals do they call them? >> what do they call them? >> as if this audience does them all the time. little pasties kind of thing, they didn't have tassels or anything. i'm sitting in the lukewarm pond water, it was so horrible, in the tub. the bubbles were dissipating. i didn't know these guys that well. so i said to the director, hey, we're going to need some more bubbles in here, and he said, no, it looks great from our angle. i don't need all my private parts to go out this way. so i chose the perfect person to wrangle my bubbles would be the gay set decorator. >> yes. right. okay. >> great guy, geo. geo, bring in some bubbles, dude, i'm exposed here and he said, i can't get my hands wet, a long story. he said, well, i don't want to touch her. like that. [ laughter ] he was just not comfortable with the female body. >> really? >> well, you know, gay. >> uh-huh. >> so i should have chosen the

prop guy who's the italian stallion, he probably would have wrangled -- >> he'd probably still be in the tub. >> it was pretty embarrassing. there were some awkward moments. >> how is your husband -- david arquette is your husband, how's he doing? he's a lot of fun. i've gotten to know him a little bit. he made a new year's resolution though. how is the new year's resolution, he mentioned it on the show. >> about growing up? >> yeah, growing up and taking responsibility and changing his ways. >> well, jimmy, he did a good job for about three months. i will say i have never seen someone grow up, he was a stand-up -- i mean, he's always got a big heart, but i'm talking about in the relationship. just stand-up. then it was like, benjamin button. i don't know what happened. >> really? >> it went backwards. three months later, dude, what happened? and now he's just -- >> do you think it had anything to to with the lakers winning? because -- >> what the hell happened when the lakers won? he went crazy. >> he really did go crazy. i saw him at the lakers party, and he was literally bouncing

around the room. >> like, david, you're not a laker, stop. he was on the -- he was on the float. wasn't he on t float? >> he was on the victory float, yeah. >> that guy really likes the celebrations. i mean -- >> well, he loves the lakers, i guess. you don't want to ruin that for him. you don't want to take that out of him. >> are you kidding? i have no control over that guy. if i did, it would be a whole different ball game. >> i don't know. you made him move like ten times in -- >> that's the worst thing i could do to him. >> it sounds like you've got a good amount of control there. >> if you call that control. >> we have a clip from the show. from next week's episode, true? >> yeah. this is a great show, it's fun. i think the clip we're going to show is me trying -- it's actually with my first little field mouse that i have captured as a cougar. >> yes. >> and we're in bed. >> here we go. >> it's not all sexual, it's about a 17-year-old son i have -- >> but let's focus on the

sexual. "cougar town", take a look. >> i know it's frustrating, but we have only four days left. when we get there, it is going to be amazing. >> maybe we could even -- no, never mind. >> what? >> just this crazy position i read about. but you're way too classy for it. and besides,t's more of a young chick thing. >> tell me more. >> well, you just take one of your legs and just put it over my -- >> like this? oh! >> you have to be careful. you really do. courteney cox, everybody. watch "cougar town" wednesday nights at 9:30. give me regards to david. we'll be right back with jessica capshaw and tonight's first two dancing eliminees. ♪

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you're not seeing things. he is here with us tonight. thank you, george. also here, macy gray and ashley hamilton, freshly eliminated from "dancing with the stars." you know our next guest from the movie "minority report" and from "the practice" and from "the l word". tomorrow, she returns to "grey's anatomy" as arizona robbins. please welcome jessica capshaw. [ cheers and applause ] >> jessica those are some shoes you have on there. it must be hard to walk in those. >> you know, they help the ladies out with little lifts at the bottom now so the height differential isn't punitive. >> i see. >> doesn't punish you. >> women should wear helmets when walking in those shoes because you could actually injure your brain. you have to be careful. how is everything? >> good.

>> congratulations on becoming an official cast member of "grey's anatomy." >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> there was like a -- you almost went through a hazing period. >> i did, i did. and finally, so that i didn't think it was all in my imagination, one of the producers admitted about two days ago, they were torturing me. >> why would they torture you? >> you know, i think that they sort of, you know, it's -- one of this or the other, they have an idea of what's going to happen but i think they don't know everything and they like to see how the characters gel, how they don't. >> don't they realize you're a human being and that that's to be taken into account when writing the scripts? >>eah, i like to show them pictures of my 2-year-old son, like, really? >> you should show them pictures of your stepfather steven spielberg who could destroy them if he wanted to. really, he could probably send a nuclear warhead to seattle grace hospital and destroy it if he wanted to. >> they're not afraid.

>> they should be afraid. >> they're not afraid. >> you know whatt is, he hasn't created an act of violence on the shows yet. if he could do that for you. >> it would be so nice of you. >> steven spielberg is your stepdad and kate capshaw is your mom, as you know. >> i do know. >> nothing against my parents but that makes me very jealous i would trade steven spielberg for my father any day of the week. i really would. my dad is here tonight, so i say that righto his face. [ laughter ] i mean, because you could get e.t. to come to your birthday, right? >> um -- e.t. isn't real. >> what? don't -- you're going to make me start crying here. >> right. i could. i could have e.t. come to my birthday party. >> you could have -- really, you could? >> i could. >> you could have a trail of reese's pieces and he would be right there. [ laughter ] did they force you to get into acting when your parents --

>> yes, for sure. no. no. >> you better get out there. >> no, i was actually very -- scarily very precocious, i really wanted to, and then i thought that's just so predictable and i'm not going to met kindly with that decision. it's like what? why are you going to do that? >> it must be hard to do that. >> yeah. and i remember the first time i ever auditioned for something which was in high school, i went to the drama coach who was the director of the play and i sort of before my audition went, hey, can i talk to you for a second. you're here to audition, why do you need to talk to me? i said, um, listen, you're not doing me any favors by casting me if i stink because it will be a world of pain for me once i get out in the real world. if i'm bad, make sure you don't cast me. meanwhile, the director is not going to cast you if you stink. but i wanted to make sure he wasn't going to cast me. >> he did cast you. >> yes, he did cast me, but i have not done that since. >> not a bad policy.

>> not to hire me. >> wait a minute you did get the part -- so that's maybe a good thing. you come in to somebody and shut the door, do not put me in under any circumstances. yeah. they probably rarely get that. >> i could try it. i could try it next time around. >> now, you play what i'm told and i find this hard to believe the only lesbian character in primetime television. >> i do. i play -- i can't believe it. [ cheers and applause ] >> what about your girlfriend on the show? >> um, does she play the only other lesbian on the show? >> isn't she a lesbian? >> i believe that callie is a bisexual. >> oh. >> she's been married on the show. >> a technicality. yes, interesting. i see. okay. >> yeah. >> i gotcha. they don't count like -- like ellen joining "american idol" doesn't count? that doesn't knock you o as the only? >> but -- no, because she's her. she's not playing -- >> aha. okay. like e.t. --

>> real/not real, right. >> do people think you're lesbian, because you're not lesbian, right? >> i am not. i have -- i have had moments where not -- not where you're going. i have had moments -- [ laughter ] >> let's go through those moments in detail. [ laughter ] you walk in the room -- >> right. no. i have had moments since playing a lesbian on the show where i have had -- i had a very nice woman come up to me and say how much she loved the show and how great it was and everything else and then she was on her way out. can i ask you -- are you -- are you -- are you a lesbian? because i have a beautiful daughter and she's a lesbian too. and i was really -- i just think that you guys wod be very cute together. and i think that you should meet. and then all of a sudden you're sort of going, well -- and then, yeah, where's the line between real and not real?

>> you should go out on a date -- do i have to go out with a date with her? i don't think my husband would like it very much. >> yes, your husband would like it probably. [ cheers and applause ] well, the big season premiere of -- the long-awaited season premiere of "grey's anatomy" is tomorrow night here on abc. 9:00, don't miss it. jessica capshaw. we'll be right back with macy gray and ashley hamilton from "dancing with the stars." protesting is awesome.

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♪ george benson. our next guests are a grammy award winning singer and the son of maybe the tannest man in the whole world. they have one thing in common -- they're the first casualties of the ninth season of "dancing with the stars." please welcome along with their dance partners, jonathan and edyta, ashley hamilton and macy gray. [ cheers and applause ] we seem to be missing macy gray, what happened to macy? >> the honest truth is macy was torn up about being eliminated, we spent a month touring europe, she sang every single night and

she's exhausted an put her whole heart into the show and she feels like she let her fans down and she's emotional about it. >> she didn't let her fans down. what does she care about it? she has a grammy. >> true. she wanted that mirror ball. what's a grammy compared to the mirror ball. >> i'm sorry that she's upset about it. that is a bummer. but are you upset, ashley? >> no, i had a blast. the fact i got on the show, it was phenomenal. when they called me and said, you've got "dancing with the stars." i said, what star am i dancing with? >> really? >> like my partner is more famous than me. so -- >> thanks. >> definitely prettier. >> well, that's true. >> edyta, are you disappointed in ashley? >> no i'm not disappointed in ashley, but i'm disappointed in the result. no one likes to be off first. >> do you feel like he failed you? >> ashley, you failed me. >> edyta -- >> no, no. >> you got eliminated first with jeff ross.

>> i know, i have bad luck with the comedians. >> you'd think with a name like ashley i'd be able to dance. >> you know, what, i have to tell you, i didn't think you and macy were the worst. tom delay was the worst dancer, right? >> thank you. >> you know -- we need an investigation. >> i think that's the best thing that the republican party has done in the last eight years is put tom delay on "dancing with the stars." >> you think so? i think it's disastrous for them, because he looks ridiculous dancing. i thk he'll be here next week. to be honest with you. who do you think should have been eliminated this week? >> not us. >> when we were standing in the line with the final acts, the fact that the three of us are in a line and we're not in jail, it's phenomenal. >> you know what, i like that. now, it's an interesting thing, your dad was on "dancing with the stars," and he did very well on the show. >> he did. >> and edyta, you danced with ashley's dad.

>> and it was a great experience, but there's a huge difference. george grew up in the era of old hollywood and he was teaching me how to dance the tango and the quick step, because i have been to argentina and i have done the fox trot with ginger rodgers. so ashley had never danced before. he doesn't even know -- >> wait a minute, you never danced with ginger rodgers, ashley? >> no. never ginger rodgers. >> that shocks me. >> shirley temple. >> did your dad give you advice going into the competition? >> yeah. because i saw him and edyta do the whole thing. then he was having a hard time, his ribs and knee were broken. i called him up and i think he forgot how hard it was. i said, dad, what should i do? it's easy, drink a red bull and smile. >> i think your day has a laissez-faire attitude about life in general. >> yeah. i think so. she whispered in my ear one day

and she said, you have to move your hips more like your father. oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> well, that's -- that is a little bit unsettling. as if he'd know how his dad moves his hips. we're not talking to mackenzie phillips here. i mean -- [ laughter ] so jonathan, how does it work? you have to go console macy? >> yes. and on the street correspondent -- on the street corner tour and the late night dancing. >> tell me the -- not a big deal, is she -- she went on, she had a little bit of fun, and somebody -- you know, what? almost everyone gets eliminated on the show. >> it's an elimination show. >> exactly. everody except for one person gets eliminated. >> they should explain it before you go on. >> and the person who is going to win, am i right or wrong, donny osmond? >> he's hot. >> marie didn't do so good when you danced with her. >> well, we made the final. >> didn't you break your hip or something like that?

she got physically injure. >> no, she fainted. >> don't do anything to donny. ashley, unfortunately this is the time of the show where we embark upon a tradition, and guillermo right now is outside. let's go for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. ashley, tonight you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars" and your shoes must pay the price. and i think macy's shoes are in there too. america has spoken. ashley hamilton, your dance card has been punched. thank you guys very much. ashley hamilton, edyta and jonathan. "dancing with the stars" monday and tuesday night. we'll be right back.

♪ george benson, everybody. i want to thank courteney cox, jessica capshaw, ashley hamilton. i'm sorry to macy gray. apologize to matt damon. tomorrow night, rob lowe, lisa lampanelli, tommy lasorda. "songs and stories", that is the new cd, that is out now. playing us off the air "family reunion", once again the great george benson. good night! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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