finally tonight we're seeing first pictures after a powerful underseas earthquake struck earlier today between the south pacific islands of samoa and american samoa. the quake triggered a tsunami which a local college student described in harrowing detail. >> it's really happening, and everyone is panicking. the roads are blocked. i mean, it's cut into half. like some of the parts are in the ocean and stuff. some cars are in the ocean and stuff. like houses, people. >> a series of 15 to 20-foot waves crashed up to a mile on shore, devastating coastal villages. dozens are reportedly dead. but officials believe the death toll could rise substantially. and president obama declared

american samoa declared it a major disaster. there will be more obviously on this story tomorrow "good morning america." that's our report for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, and i'm driving this new 2010 buick lacrosse to pick up my pals. they love this car because the lacrosse's available realtime adaptive suspension system reads the road up to 500 times per second, giving you a smooth ride on all kinds of different terrains. that's especially helpful to me because i have to pick up our show's announcer dicky in boston. >> hi, jimmy. >> hey, dick. and then i have to pick up our parking lot attendant, guillermo, in mexico. >> hola, jimmy. >> hola, guillermo, and now we

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>> sit down, jimmy. >> great. it will be fun. we'll be real loose and natural. >> yeah. >> just going with it. >> yeah. >> it will be great. great to have u. >> absolutely. pleasure to be here. >> yeah. >> bye. [ laughter ] >> bye. >> oh. little carrot. >> yeah, go ahead. >> i'm not hungry. [ laughter ] >> i don't have my cuff links. >> don't worry about cuff links. >> did i drop -- >> oh, you're looking for -- have you seen them? >> no, i have not seen anything. >> well, i'll get another pair, i guess. >> okay. good luck. pop the cuff links on. >> i'll see you later, though. >> he's weird. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ricky gervais.

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hall death on "dancing with the stars." tonight -- >> on this second week of competition the couple with the lowest combined total and therefore leaving right now is -- kathy and tony. >> supermodel kathy ireland gets the bedazzled boot tonight and probably the first time she has ever been reject. i think this could be good for her. kathy will be here with us later on, along with ricky gervais and alice in chains will be here tonight and tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] last night on "dancing with the stars," they had a substitute judge filling in for len goodman, the english, proper judge and the substitute was ba luhrmann. baz followed a good rule of

thumb, when in doubt, give them a seven. >> baz. >> seven. >> seven. >> seven. >> seven. >> seven. >> seven. [ laughter ] >> seven seven. i wonder if he knows he has more than one paddle down there. former alaska governor sarah palin has a new book coming out. they moved the release date up to november 17. so turns out she can finish something. that's good, right? [ laughter ] the title of the book is "going rogue" which is how some john mccain advisers derisively described what she did during the campaign. something going rogue is a ripoff of joe biden's memoir, "going rogaine", which came out five years ago. he's not just a vice president, he's also a client. meanwhile, president obama has an idea to make our country

smarter. he wants to extend the school year and clearly this is a back door deal for the powerful tater tot lobby. i miss the old president who worked for more reces welected the kid who reminded the teacher when she forgot to give the class homework. many educators sun port the idea and it would help prepare the american kids to compete in the global economy. but some special interest groups already are on the attack. >> barack obama wants to extend the school year. and eliminate vacation. and if he does, -- >> we'll get tattoos! >> i don't want -- [ cheers and applause ] my dad was president, i'd do the same thing. this morning the prestigious relly awards were handed out on live with regis and kelly.

it was given to the best guests of the year and 3-year-old aidan silva took home the golden stool. he was carried on by his father and made the best acceptance speech ever. >> and the winner is, the globetrotter, aidan silva. >> and there he is. [ cheers and applause ] >> aidan, this is for you. congratulations. >> what do you say? >> i just pooped in the potty. [ laughter ] >> i'll tell you, even kanye west couldn't ruin that speech. [ laughter ] and by the way, aidan, next time you can do that in that little golden chair. this is pretty good. on sunday after a full month of dating, los angeles laker lamar odom and reality tv star khloe

kardashian entered into holy matrimony. she is on his back sending text messages, just like my parents on their wedding day. they certainly look like they ear in love, but reports are saying they're not really married at all. and that they won't be married until a prenup is signed. which means this could be the first divorce ever to take place before the actual wedding. i find it shocking that a million dollar wedding that was paid by for a reality show might turn out to be fake. i mean, what's next? patrick dempsey isn't a doctor? [ laughter ] you know you're off to a good start weddingwise when you hire tmz as your videoographerment we decided to see which would last longer, this marriage between kardashian and odom or that pumpkin over there. the idea is we'd see which lived longer before it died and i think the pumpkin may have won already. [ laughter ] personally i hope they didn't

get married. let's be honest, khloe osound -- odom sounds like a venereal disease. it does. one more thing. sully sullenberger the pilot who heroically crashed his plane into the hudson eight months ago said he's ready to go back to work. it took six months to get the feathers out of his teeth, but know he's back. i'm surprised he's going back to flying because he could make a lot more money giving speeches and he wrote a book and after the movie comes out he's back to the cockpit for good. >> sully sullenberger is back and he has a score to settle. one man, two jet engines. 150,000 canadian geese. featuring fran drescher as the

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two nights with alice in chains. they are back after nearly 14 years. their new album is called "black gives way to blue" and their number one single is called "check my brain". alice in chains is here. thanks to r friends at bud light golden wheat for providing them with a place to play. originally, they'd have to play on top of my car. tomorrow night, night two with alice in chains, plus rebecca romijn and joseph fiennes, from "flash forward". the united kingdom has given our country many wonderful things including harry potter, sir mix a lot and crumpets. and our first guest. he's the comic genius behind "the office" and "extras" and his excellent new movie, a film he wrote, directed, starred in and catered is called "the invention of lying". it opens october 2. please say hello to ricky gervais. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming.

great to have you here. and before -- we're going to talk about the movie in a little while, but i want to say you did a fantastic job on it. you did all the jobs necessary to make an excellent movie and it's very funny. >> well, i get up early in the morning and i don't know why we still have to start at 7:00. >> why do you? >> yeah, we're not farmers. just -- so if i'm there anyway, i might as act in it and write and direct and produce because that way i'll get paid four times. [ laughter ] >> can't you decide what the hours are on a film you're in charge of? >> i do, but you have to do some hours. that's always -- so i finished around 4:00 or 5:00. none of this going until midnight. i get rid of the night shoots. >> nice. you wrote them out of the shoot? >> yeah. it doesn't matter what it is, bike ride, it happens in the sunshine. if you have to get there an

early hour, so if i played gandhi it would be like this. >> i like that. clint eastwood does that by the way. clint eastwood, you're done at 5: 5:00. he goes home. >> well, i'm a bit more humble. he does all those things. all those achievements under his belt. >> i think that attitude is part of what makes clint eastwood clint eastwood. >> i'm a nobody and i demand all those things. [ laughter ] >> i know. that's right. you know, you have been -- >> i heard a rumor. don't know if it's true. but when we won the golden globe in 2004, clint eastwood was at a table and he was overheard say, who the [ bleep ] are they? [ laughter ] >> that's a pretty good rumor. i like it. well, i bet he knows now. >> i bet he doesn't.

>> you have been here in the united states more than you have been in the past. how often are you here, do you live here? >> i've got a place in new york. i fell in love with new york when i did "ghost town". but i'm back and forth between england. >> you like americans more now now that you have spent more time here? >> listen, i love americans and america. it's like my mecca. i was brought up on everything americana, from tv comedy, through, you know, marx brothers, woody allen, great things happening now, like, you know, the "arrested development" and "entourage". i love it and i love the people and i love the fact that americans say have a nice day, whether they mean it or not. i'd rather have people say it and not mean it than not at all. we're a grumpy bunch. i was with all the americans on the film and they were coming up and high-fiving and going, that's amazing.

yeah. it's because we're british, we think it's gonna rain. >> because i find that brits are -- it's funny because -- >> gross. >> the definition of friendliness -- >> no. general.ey're more polite in >> i don't know. i think we're obsessed with humor. but we always think something bad is going to happen so we try to laugh in the face of adversity. but americans are great. >> not all of us. i mean -- >> no no. you have got your quirky ones and you've got your be big ones. you've got some big ones. oh, whoa. there are some that make me look really fit. >> you mean bigger than you have noticed? >> they're incredible. yeah. they have worked it. >> yeah. we're number one in that department for sure. >> definitely. definitely you'd win the medal just like everything else for that one. but my friend was on a plane between new york and l.a. and he was sitting next to a big lady who was eating chicken out

of a bucket. already. she grew out of the bowl years ago. she went, this is the best fried chicken i have had today. [ laughter ] >> yeah. i don't know if you know this, but right down the street from here there's roscoe's chicken and waffles. and you can go there for breakfast and have chicken and waffles. >> wow. a hell of a plug for roscoe's on national tv. >> well, roscoe passed away, he died of a heart attack. >> well, there's not good. roscoe -- >> he went out happy. he had chicken, waffles, they poured maple syrup over him and they buried him. >> that's how i want to go. >> i want to talk about the podcast. i download it on itunes. although it's hard to understand the accents i enjoy it a lot.

it's very, very popular. >> yeah. we're in the guinness world record for the most downloaded podcasts. 117 million podcasts. >> there's -- that's a lot of podcasts. >> yeah. but it's not down to me. people say what's your secret? i say it's karl and it's -- >> there's karl right there. he's being carried there. >> and the little round headed oddity. we are doing a series with hbo that's going out in january. it's the animation of the podcast. and i think the worlis going to get a new homer simpson. but this one is real. he's -- he's not as clever as homer simpson. >> well this is the animated -- are these the drawings that you are using? >> ah. >> now, are you aware that karl looks just like charlie brown here? you could -- there could be a

lawsuit from the peanuts people. >> no, i take him along to the corps and they go, fair enough. >> it's close enough? >> absolutely. >> his head is almost perfectly round here. >> but he says such amazing things. he thinks a sea lion is a cross between a fish and a dog and he actually believes that. he doesn't really understand the evolution. i tried to explain it to him. he said, i know it went germ fish mermaid man, mermaid. [ laughter ] he's unbelievable. >> that's great. >> he thinks people got fat because they put lights in fridges. he says -- no, because normal people eat in daylight hours. but now fat people can find their food -- >> he may have a point. [ laughter ] he may have a point there. now, you're directing "the

intention of lying" and you're directing another one? >> yeah, we filmed one in the summer of the england and it's fit in the early '70's a bit more realism. back tour roots. -- back to our roots, about britain in the early '70's so there's more freaks. they don't look like jennifer garner and rob lowe. no, no, there's teeth and things all over the place. i even care about the extras so i'm meticulous about the look we have. so, yeah. >> what is this we have here? >> that's -- yeah, listen, that's a drawing did. i said -- i said to the -- i said to the director, get me a woman who looks like this. [ laughter ] and it is a woman. >> were you can able -- you can tell by the shoes. >> unless she's a transvestite.

i like transvestite. i like the ones who turn transvestite at 55 and they go on the talk shows with their daughter, i never felt so comfortable. >> are you sure you ha the right one? if not, i think i have someone that perhaps could fill -- there they are right now. [ laughter ] go back to the drawing to see if it matches. yeah, that's her. did they have transvestite mexicans in the '70's in england? >> no. >> no, they didn't? all right. we'll take a break. ricky gervais is here. "the invention of lying" opens in theaters october 2. "the invention of lying" opens in theready r a refreshing new twist on bud light?

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>> it's crazy. >> it's called acting, mr. gervais. acting. okay. >> these are local areas. child abuse, the holocaust. okay? >> we don't talk about that. >> and -- >> i don't like this. >> neither do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's ricky gervais and beloved elmo that's quite an honor, by the way. are you aware of what an honor it is to be invited on "sesame street"? >> not only aware of it, but the highlight of my career. not being on "sesame street," but elmo. i love him. i didn't care if there's a man underneath him, but i love elmo. i would do a film with him, a funny movie, me and elmo. >> you allowed back on "sesame

street" after mentioning the holocaust to elmo? >> well, i don't know. >> i guess somebody does have to tell him eventually. you wrote and directed "the invention of lying" which has a great premise. >> the well, the human race has never told a lie, they're not capable of it. and it's a harsh, cold world, people say what they mean and it comes across as quite cruel sometimes. but particularly to me, who's a chubby little loser and they beat me up and then i discover i can lie. and i can do anything, like a superpower. i can go into the casino and say the machine doesn't pay out. >> and they believe you because nobody lies. >> i tell one lie that changes

the world. i don't want to give it away. >> i know. >> quite controversial maybe. but it's funny because we've got the comedy class of a decade. >> you really do. one another the other. >> put me first. >> yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> first, there's you. >> and much bigger -- tina fey, jonah hill and christopher guest, jennifer garner, rob lowe and john hodgeman and loads of -- >> there's some others that you shouldn't tell people about because it's fun to see them pop up. >> you will see a couple of oscar winners pop up. >> you shot the movie where in boston? >> yeah, in lowell, massachusetts. >> you cast jennifer garner as your love interest. >> yes. >> smooth. >> yes. although someone said there's no love scene. jennifer went of course there isn't. why would i impose this on the world?

no one is seeing what's in there. [ laughter ] i'll tell you why. >> why? >> because it's tiny. [ laughter ] >> you know, that's a good thing to put out there because it will arouse the curiosity and only be pleasantly surprised. >> if i was built like you, bide out all day. >> oh, yeah, sure. [ applause ] oh, thank you. it's so important to wear sunscreen. now, we have a clip of the movie and i think it's important that you set it up because otherwise it will make -- otherwise it won't make sense. >> what clip is that? >> a clip of you and jennifer garn garner. >> i have been obsessed with a girl in this film and her cousin gets me a date with her and she's honest, she's disappointed. >> let's take a look at a clip. >> very embarrassed that i work

here. hi. >> hi. >> you're very pretty. >> your sister? >> no. >> your daughter? >> no. >> she's way out of your league. >> thank you. >> sorry. it's my mom. [ phone ringing ] i think she's probably checking on the date. it won't take long. yes, i'm with him right now. not very attractive, not much money. he's all right though, kind of funny. a bit fat. [ laughter ] has a funny little snub nose. kind of like a frog in a facial. yeah, i won't be sleeping with him tonight. probably not even again. okay. you too. sorry about that. >> so i -- all right? >> all right. >> great. >> there you go. that's ricky gervais. "the invention of lying" opens in theaters october 2.

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in chains. our next guest graced the cover of "sports illustrated's" swimsuit issue three times. i know because they're still hidden under the bed at my mother's house. earlier tonight, she was viciously eliminated from "dancing with the stars." here with her dance partner tony dovolani, please welcome kathy ireland. [ cheers a applause ] well, great to meet you. and i believe and i don't know if you'd go along with this, but i think privately you will that "dancing with the stars" is biassed against beautiful women. >> oh. >> true? >> um, i don't know. >> true. >> tony? >> i agree with you. >> it happens every time. it's ridiculous. i think women don't want to see beautiful women on television. they want to make bad things happen to you because god made

such beautiful things happen to your face. >> that's a kind compliment. >> and yet a sick commentary on this country. and you and tom delay got the same score. he almost dropped his partner what's going on there? >> well, i have to be grateful for the experience because if you see what tony has to work with. >> tony, was she not a good dancer? >> she was a wonderful student. >> a wonderful student. >> tell them what you got. >> she said, she was tone deaf, she couldn't work on heels, her balance was a challenge. she had two knee surgeries and a foot surgery. and i started laughing. and she said, that's odd you're laughing. i said, it's better than laughing. >> tony has been an amazing teacher, so i feel like i'm the winner in this. >> i blame tony in this. >> absolutely. >> i think it reflects poorly on you. >> it always does.

>> you had dancing issues and there are people who are professional dancers. you can say they have danced professionally, true? >> well, some people probably have had a little bit more experience. >> yeah. >> you're not going to say anything bad about anyone? >> well, you know what? you know what i tell our kids, life isn't fair and you just -- i'm so grateful for the experience because h many people get to learn something brand new, get out of their comfort zone, try something new, learn how to dance from world champion tony dovolani. [ cheers and applause ] >> not that many. >> so the whole experience -- not that many for sure. but the whole experience has forever changed. >> for the better? >> yeah. >> this is pretty interesting. your apparently good friend and supporter liz taylor is tweeting, which is unbelievable

for people to vote your. >> well, elizabeth is amazing. i love her. and this woman -- >> she loves you too. >> she's incredible. >> i can't bieve she's tweeting. why is she tweeting so much? >> she's busy. she's a busy woman. she's running her business. >> she was really busy, she wouldn't be tweeting so much. [ laughter ] >> busy people tweet. >> she says i'm so excited to see kathy ireland on "dancing with the stars." she's so beautiful. to watch her in movement iso see her as grace. three is beauty per ssonified a then she tells people to vote for you and she says she'll kill them if they don't vote for you. >> it's so great to have friends support you. >> how did you and liz taylor become friend? >> we met through mutual friends. >> michael jackson?

>> no. >> bubbles the chimp? >> no. >> who else? larry fortensky? nobody famous? >> well, famous to me. >> okay. all right. >> but she's amazing and she's been such a mentor to me in so many ways. >> it's an odd pairing. tony, did you feel like we have liz taylor on our side? you couldn't stop giggling? >> i'm a big fan of elizabeth taylor was so inspiring. i was excited to meet her. >> you do a lot of giggling. >> i guess happy people giggle. are you a giggler? >> i guess i giggle. i google, i do everything. [ laughter ] well, i'm sorry that it didn't work out. i figured you'd go farther in the competition. >> oh, thanks. >> i guess if you don't win it it doesn't matter what place you finish, right, tony? >> well i wish i had a few more

weeks with her. i enjoyed working with her. she's a special person and i hoped that america would see her heart, how wonderful it is. >> you guys are going to shed tony is giggling. >> no, i have the best teacher in the world, such patience and the big thing though is the character and the integrity. unbelievable. >> i have always said that about tony. >> amazing. >> well, i'm sorry, but we're gonna this -- this is a tradition here on the show. kathy, you have been eliminated from "dancing with the stars" so let's go outside for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. kathy, time for your shoes to pay a terrible price. guillermo. and there they go. [ cheers and applause ] your dance card has been punched. sorry. kathy ireland and kathy dovolani. "dancing with the stars," monday at 8:00 and tuesdays at 9:00 here on abc. when we come back, alice in chains.

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i walk these streets, i creep and i fall ♪ ♪ oh, yeah when she sang i answered the call ♪ ♪ oh, yeah california, i'm fine somebody check my brain ♪ ♪ california's all right somebody check my brain ♪ ♪ aaaah tears have filled my bones ♪ ♪ aaaaah years expended gone ♪

♪ i hung my guns and put 'em away oh, yeah ♪ ♪ the trick of the trade, and by the way ♪ ♪ oh, yeah california, i'm fine somebody check my brain ♪ ♪ california'all right somebody check my brain ♪ ♪ aaaah tears have filled my bones ♪ ♪ aaaah

years expended gone ♪ ♪ aaaah tears have filled my bones ♪ ♪ aaaah years expended gone ♪ ♪ check my brain check my brain ♪ ♪ check my brain [ cheers and applause ]

still tired of morning coming in the middle of the night? roosr crow. still tired the next day too? when you have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep, remember 2-layer ambien cr. the first layer helps you fall asleep quickly. and unlike other sleep aids, a second helps you stay asleep. when taking ambien cr, don't drive or operate machinery. sleepwalking, and eating or driving while not fully awake with memory loss for the event as well as abnormal behaviors such as being more outgoing or aggressive than normal, confusion, agitation and halluciations may occur. don't take it with alcohol as it may increase these behaviors. allergic reactions such as shortness of breath, swelling of your tongue or throat may occur and in rare cases may be fatal. side effects may include next-day drowsiness,

dizziness, and headache. in patients with depression, worsening of depression, including risk of suicide may occur. if you experience any of these behaviors or reactions contact your doctor immediately. wake up ready for your day. ask your healthcare provider for 2-layer ambien cr.

[ cheers and applause ] i want to thank ricky gervais and kathy ireland and tony dovolani. our apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, rebecca romijn and joseph fiennes. playing us ofthe air with "would", once again, alice in chains. [ cheers and applause ] >> i wanna hear you sing it! ♪