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time now for tonight's "closing argument." first democrats demanded and received an apology from representative wilson for calling president obama a liar. now republicans want an apology from a democratic member of congress for this. >> if you get sick in america, this is what the republicans want you to do. if you get sick, america, the republican healthcare plan is this. die quickly. that's right. the republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick. >> representative alan gracen, a first-term florida democrat was criticizing congress for drags its heels on health insurance reform. so far, he stood by the comments apologizes for the healthcare -- apologizing for the healthcare
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crisis calling a holocaust of america. so should mr. gracen apologize for his remarks? tell us what you think by clicking on the "nightline" page on abcnews.com or the "nightline" twitter ge. but that's our report for tonight. "jimmy kimmel live" is up next. for cynthia mcfadden and terry moran and all of us at abc news, good night, america. ♪ hi, i'm jimmy kimmel and this is the new 2010 buick lacrosse. right now, my friends guillermo and yehya are about to play a game of musical chairs to see who rides shotgun, and i'll control the game by using the lacrosse's pause live radio feature plays and pauses the radio, kind of like a home dvd. ready, guys? >> ready. >> pause live radio is just one of the many features in this stunning premium sedan. it's got a 40-gig hard drive nav and entertainment system, including ten gigs of available space for you to store thousands of your favorite tunes. there's even a usb port to sync your ipod player. stop!
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>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rebecca romijn. from "flashforward", joseph fiennes. jimmy the talking chimp. and music from alice in chains. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by abc, inc.
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>> hi, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. welcome to the show. i want everyone to be on their toes tonight because at some point during the program i'm going do a cannonball in the audience and i do not need another bruise on my brain. quick show of hands, who in our audience married a kardashian this weekend? anyone? a couple of people? i have to say i'm surprised at the amount of attention that's been given to the what more odom/khloe kardashian wedding. it's not like he's kobe bryant, and chlkhloe is the sister of k. kim made the sex tape and somehow, khloe became famous from it. if i was kim, i'd be asking her to pose for some topless cell
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phone shots or something. lamar and khloe met a month ago, lamar paid her 6 thousand dollars bar tab. and now they're married. it was revealed that the wedding would not be legal until they sorted out the prenup and the word today, their lawyers have come to an agreement on the prenup but they're still deadlocked on the terms of the divorce. [ laughter ] so if this is true, if these two fooled the world with a fake welding, i'm not sure i'll ever trust a kardashian again. ever. yesterday at a lakers media event, lamar odom usually talks about basketball, and this time he was shooting down rumors that his wedding wasn't real. >> it was real. you know what i mean? >> yeah, you're saying it was real. and you're keeping it real. [ laughter ] though i have no reason to doubt lamar, tmz got hold of an
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audiotape today of e-channel producers choreographing the wedding and saying tell khloe to sasomething nice to bruce genre, who is her stepfather. listen in and decide for yourself whether you think this is real or set-up. >> got batman there at their wedding for them. that's not -- that's nothing to sneeze at. in other reualuality news, "jon kate plus 8" is now "kate plus
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8". jon said he regrets his behavior and he wants to hold off on the divorce until they figure things out and he's going on larry king tomorrow to apologize to america. everyone who wants to apologize goes on larry king and i think it's because larry king is the same age as god. according to jon's lawyer, jon looked in the mirror and didn't like what he saw. and i have to say, i think i know what he means because a similar thing happened to me this very morning. i woke up. [ laughter ] >> you know, i'm very high strung but i bounce back like that. thank you. director roman polanski is in
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custody in switzerland right now. this is the guy who pled guilty to unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl back in the '70's and instead of facing a judge he fled to france. and more than 30 years later on saturday, the swiss police grabbed him while he was in zurich to accept an award. they're very clever, they told him he was getting a soul train award and when he showed up -- now he might be extradited to the united states. the lawyers are saying he should not be sentenced on the grounds he won ans a consider and apparently -- an oscar and apparently, most hollywood agrees with him. deborah winger and harvey weinstein and davy lynch and woody allen demanded his immediate release. i think woody should have sat this particular one out. [ laughter ] why these people would support a man who got a 13-year-old girl drunk and forced sex on her is beyond me.
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but i'm not in the movie business. i'm not a movie star. i don't know how things work there and we went to someone who does, we went to chewbacca on s thoughts on roman polanski and his pending extradition to the united states. >> he slept with a 13-year-old? that -- he should be arrested because that's just wrong. like a lot of times i'll go to the bars and i'll get girls my age like i went -- i snuck into a bar the other night and they put tar on the fence to keep people from sneaking in. and i jumped it, but i got tar on me and when i got in the club i started dancing with this girl and i got tar on her and she told me to get away. and she said i was a loser and she said i was ugly which i thought was uncalled for. but if he slept with a 13-year-old he should definitely be arrested because it's just wrong. yeah. [ laughter ]
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>> all right. well, there's one thought on roman polanski. there's an important point there, but i have no idea what it is. and yesterday, l.a. passed a new ordinance that every building should be graffiti proof. there's a building next to our office here in hollywood that's graffiti proof and it is very effective. >> oh! >> i think they stole that from the show "wipe out". you know? some big news out of wisconsin. the wisconsin tourist federation has changed the name. they are now the tourist federation of wisconsin. they changed it because the initials for wisconsin tourist federation were wtf, which thanks to text messages has a
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completely different meaning. [ laughter ] similar thing happened to the official ministry of frankfurt, germany, about a year ago. they had to change a -- i didn't know wisconsin had tourists. i really didn't. [ laughter ] did you? this is kind of silly. tufts university has formalized an unspoken rule and that's no sex in the dorm room when the a roommate is present. i guess they ran out of socks to tie on the doorknobs and apparently, there were complaints. it was officially -- it's now officially against the rules. one of our writers, actually went to tufts. they asked him to shoot a public service announcement to help spread the word about the new rule. >> hi, i'm gary greenberg. as a proud graduate of tufts university, i thoroughly endorse the no sex with your roommate
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present rule. i never had sex in my dorm room when my roommate was around, never ever. as a matter of fact, i never had sex in my dorm room even when my roommate wasn't around. that's how much respect i had for this rule. and even when i lived in the single, i still never had sex in my dorm room or any room. [ laughter ] and even when i went to a party, and the sluttiest girl in the class was there and mistook me for her boyfriend i still managed not to have sex. i was on the football team, i even owned a car, yet i never ever got laid. i graduated a virgin. >> this has been a message from the tufts university alumni association. >> gary, you're a credit to -- you really are. around here, he's known as the jewish jonas brothers. [ laughter ] every so often on a slow day, the news will run one of these
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unusual 911 calls. sometimes they're funny, sometimes not. this is call from massachusetts to a 911 operator for whom the call hitxtraordinarily close >> a 911 operator got a call he was not expecting. people were reporting fire, but the fire was at his house. >> 911, what's your emergency? >> yes, i'd like to report a fire. >> what's the address, ma'am? >> 6664 meadow lark lane. >> hold on, i live there. >> okay. does somebody else live this with you? >> yes, my grandparents. >> okay. we'll send someone there. please stay clear of the fire. >> okay. what the [ bleep ] just happened? >> that's an unusual phone call. we have a great show for you tonight. on the show tonight, rebecca romijn is here. joseph fiennes is with us. it's our second of two nights with alice in chains. and we'll be right back with jimmy the talking chimp.
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♪ hello. we're back. joining us tonight, she has a new show about witches called "eastwick". the beguiling rebecca romijn. also with us, from another new hit show, it's called "flash forward". you can see the second episode tomorrow night at 8:00. here on abc. joseph fiennes is here. i saw that episode, it's good. and later, their new album, "black gives way to blue", came out yesterday. they were here last night with the electric guitars. tonight, they go acoustic. music from alice in chains. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, hayden panettiere, matthew rhys, and music from joss stone. and then on friday, woody
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harrelson, whitney port and shinedown on the show. so write that down on your hands. one of the best things about having a tv show is taking off all your clothes, covering your body with animal hair and dressing up like a chimp. i recommend it. if you ever get the chance. i did. we set up a cage, put my cousin sal in an animal trainer outfit, and invited kids in from off the street to come say hello to jimmy the chp. ♪ >> hello. nice to see you. how are you? >> hi. >> nice to see you. me on up to meet jimmy the talking chimp. he's here to meet you. step up here. don't afraid. >> hi, guys. what's your names? >> christian. >> alex. >> you guys brothers? >> yes. >> do you play sports? >> yeah. >> i play basketball. >> oh, that's fun. >> he doesn't really play sports. >> no. because i'm a chimpanzee.
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we can't really get organized. it's a weird thing. >> you're in a cage. >> yeah, i'm in a cage too which makes it hard to play in a cage like this. but i would like to play. i would love to play basketball. >> yeah. >> i love to eat a basketball, really. >> yeah. >> because they look like a big orange. >> yeah. >> like peeling it off. >> like peeling it and then eating it and then just laying it with big fat stomach. you know? >> yeah. >> that would be fun. >> mm-hmm. >> oh, boy, tell you what, it's been a busy day. been a really busy day today. >> you got -- >> i got what? >> dirty feet. >> i have dirty feet? how about you, let me see yr feet. >> i have shoes on. >> i know, but i bet your feet smell. does his feet ever smell? >> yeah. >> you've got dirty hands. >> you've got a dirty head. >> you've got dirty ears. >> you've t dirty ears. >> you've got a dirty nose.
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>> are you crazy? >> yeah, he's right. your nose is a little dirty. >> well, i have never been so insulted in my whole life. >> you got dirty eyes. >> dirty eyes? i do not have dirty eyes. >> no, right here. >> you've got a dirty butt! >> i take a shower! and you don't. [ laughter ] >> how do you know i don't take showers? >> because you're too fat. [ laughter ] >> i'm too fat to take a shower? why would you say that? well, i want you to know something. i take a shower once a month. >> oh. >> so i'm very clean. you want to smell my butt? >> no. [ laughter ] >> oh. you don't? >> no. >> you guys could be chimpanzees if you wanted to be, you know? >> mm-hmm. >> do you want to come live in the cage with me? >> no. >> why not? >> because there's not enough
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room. >> there's a lot of room. you could stay here and you could stay here. right here. we can stay up all night, talking about things >> okay. and play psp's. >> and psp's. >> and xbox. >> and xbox. >> and the wii. >> and the wii. >> and that's it. >> and that's it? you know what we can do, we can eat bananas and throw our poop at each other. >> i don't like bananas. >> oh. well, it's gonna be hard for you to be a chimpanzee then. >> what happens if they get in your face? >> if who gets in my face? >> the poop. >> you just smear it on. that's why my face is so dirt. a little poop. you should go outside to see if the banana truck is here. >> okay. let me go see. >> one of you guys try out the cage with me and see if you like it. come on. i'll help you in. there we go. there we go. all right. be careful. slide in this way.
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okay. good. yeah, you can hang around. you see how much fun we're having? >> yeah. i'll hit my head. >> look at this, he's practically a chimpanzee already. that's very good. very, very good. >> can i get out? >> you can get out, sure. well, it was fun having somebody else in the cage, you know? >> that was me. >> all right. of course you're going to get in? here, sit right here. >> what is this? >> that's a camera. >> why? >> to take pictures of us. so you guys are going to the beach now? >> no, after we're done here. >> any way i can come with you? i did steal the keys from that guy. but don't tell him, okay, when he comes back. >> okay. >> don't tell him. usually they lock me up with
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these sometimes. when i go crazy. sometimes i go crazy. you know what i'm gonna do to the guy when he comes in here? >> what? >> i'm gonna bop him over the head and knock him out. don't warn him, okay? >> okay. >> when he comes in here. >> just hide them. >> good idea. very good idea. thank you, alex. >> well, that banana truck left a long time ago. >> it wasn't here? apparently somebody put a camera right here, did you see this? >> where? [ laughter ] >> now, i can go to the beach with you guys. >> you kcked him out? >> yeah, i knocked him out. i bopped him over the head. i'm very strong. >> okay. let's just go. [ laughter ] >> where you guys going? >> i'm taking -- >> what about me? we have to get to the beach. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ hi, there, we're back. still to come, joseph fiennes and alice in chains. our first guest is a delightful actress who is as lovely blue and scaly as she is flesh colored. you can see her practice witchcraft without a license on the new show "eastwick". >> four times and i haven't even made dinner yet. have i told you that you're amazing? >> no. >> you're amazing. >> you're not so bad yourself. >> oh! >> "eastwick" airs wednesday nights at 10:00 here on abc. please say hello to rebecca romijn. [ cheers and applause ]
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first of all, you look fantastic. i haven't seen you had the twins. >> had twins nine months ago. >> twin girls. congratulations. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. >> did you guys name them or are you still working on it? >> we're still trying to come up with good names. dolly and charlie. dolly was named after dolly parton. who i'm a life long fan of. i had an opportunity to meet her before she was born. and told her that i was thinking of naming my daughter dolly and she encouraged me to do so. so i did. >> really? wow. where did you meet her? >> at dolly wood. i knew i wouldn't be able to move around much longer after six months so i went down with a friend of mine. >> are you sure it wasn't the doll? >> it was really doll. she was amazing. >> she's there. and then charlie is named after -- >> charlie is named after her uncle charlie and also a girlfriend of mine named charlie
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who is an amazing girl i have known forever and ever. i really loved name of charlie for a girl. >> and that's your brother-in-law who is a bachelor. it might be the first name a girl is named after a bachelor. a special distinction. and ironically, dolly parton has a famous set of twins herself. >> that's right. [ laughter ] so it all worked out beautifully. >> she's got her girls, i've got my girls. >> your husband is jerry o'connell, the actor. very, very nice guy. and but i'm concern about something because you brought a couple of pictures along. where were you when this was happening? >> i was -- i was in san diego. you know, we just started this tv show that i'm working on and we went to comic-con to promote the show and jerry texted me with his brother and said, we're taking t girls to a night game at dodgers stadium. >> and apparently the girls are already scalping tickets. and then later --
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>> this the a couple hours later. they were totally into it. >> a 64-ounce beer cup. [ laughter ] >> well, that's kind of fun. so is jerry helping watch the children while you're working? >> yeah, right now he's got his hands full. i was with them nonstop until then six months and jerry has taken over. he's going to law school part-time. >> to be a lawyer? >> to be -- well, right now, it's more of the intellectual passion. i mean, i don't know if he'll be a practicing lawyer some day. it will take some time. >> really? is he under the impression that the world is short of lawyers? >> he is. >> wow. >> maybe he's trying to save us some money. >> by the way, are you sure he's going to night school? what i imagine is him at a sports bar watching games. oh, yeah, we learned a lot in law school. >> to be honest, it was law school or video games. >> i think video games are actually better for the world.
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>> he said that the playstation, the big station they did, they log the amount of hours on the screen and he said, i spent 3 1/2 weeks playing video games. that's 3 1/2 weeks i'll never get back, i'm going to law school. >> that's something else. you guys are making wine. >> yeah, it's sort of a new thing. we have 800 grapevines that -- >> at your house? >> yeah, that jerry planted three years ago. it's a 3-year-old vineyard and last year we harvested the first harvest and we have 15 cases of wine that have -- >> wow. did it come out good? >> you know, i haven't tasted it yet because it has to age for a couple of years. we hope. it could be headache wine. >> yeah. >> but yesterday they what are vesed -- harvested our second row of grapes and they brought the tapal grapes up to us in a giant box and we spent all night eating grapes and by 10:00 we were sick to our stomachs. i had to go to work at 6:00 in the morning, jerry said, i left
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your grapes in the car and take them to the service so they can enjoy them all day. he put a note on them, it says rebecca romijn seedless apes, please take home, picked yesterday. >> wow. this is a desperate man. what's going on in his life right now? >> you can see what an embarrassing parent he'll be. >> this is something my mom would have written. >> look -- pay close attention to the fancy r's. >> yeah. >> like he wrote it all in cursive. when's the last time you wrote in cursive sell. >> i don't. i print things out. wow, we have to call jerry to make sure he's okay. sounds like he's having a midlife crisis way too early. that's something else. he should not be alone with the babies. >> really? >> he can squeeze them and make a wine out of them. >> no. baby wine?
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>> the show did great last week. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> it's based on -- is it based movie "the witches of eastwick" or both? >> both loosely. people who think they know where the series going on based on the book is surprised because we have made it our own, starting this week. it's -- the shows keep getting better and better, it's a fun show to be on, it's fun to play a witch. >> i would think so. >> it's like a man playing a superhero. >> yeah. oh, really? a female witch -- yeah. you think of samantha and she wrinkles the nose. >> i'm a psychic, i can read people's minds. >> you can bring truck loads of grapes to the set in the blink of an eye. >> powers are limitless. >> well, congratulations. great to see you. rebecca romijn. "eastwick" airs wednesdays at 10:00 p.m. on abc. we'll be right back with joseph
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♪ welcome back. alice in chains still to come. you know our next guest from british things like "shakespeare in love" and "elizabeth". now he plays american, an fbi agent with some of the best stubble in television history. from "flashforward", watch it thursday nights at 8:00 here on abc, please welcome joseph fiennes. [ cheers and applause ] you do -- now you have to maintain a certain length of facial hair, don't you? >> i do. in my contract. in my contract. >> wow. >> yeah. no, i generally am very lazy which is a good thing because when i was in australia filming i got knocked up in -- maybe i should rephrase that. >> you got knocked up? >> i didn't get knocked up myself. >> did you name the baby dolly? [ laughter ] >> i have twins. i got knocked out on a surfing accident and the only way they could put my lip that came off back together was because they
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saw where the stubble ended. so they knew where it could be sewn back on. so thank god i was stubbly that day. >> no kidding. oddly, you show is -- that's a big part of the show is that everyone gets knocked out. >> this is right. >> they're unconscious for two minutes and 17 seconds. >> exactly. a major catastrophe. globally everyone simultaneously blacks out for two minutes and 17 seconds and they come to. >> you wouldn't think that if eryone blacked out for two minutes and 17 seconds, everyone would get up and go about their business. but when you see the show, no, people are driving. >> there's 20 million people who disappear because sadly they're in planes that disappear, they fall down the stair, you name it. it's a major catastrophe. >> we should make sure it never really happens. >> this is correct. but if you watch the show, you are living in that -- >> i watched the episode that's tomorrow night's episode.
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i was able go into the future to watch that. it was a good one. >> it's exciting. i mean, it's the first time that i've got really hooked since maybe "sopranos" and "24". but if i wasn't on the show, i would be hooked. the writing is audacious. >> in six months, everyone saw what would happen six months moving towards that date which e is april the 29th, 2010. which -- actually, i'm curious as to why that is a significant date. >> it's a mystery that date. >> so i'm going to throw some things at you, because we did some research if here. it's the 18th anniversary of the l.a. riots and the rodney king tape. does it have anything to do with it? >> it disn't have anything to do with that. >> the author of the book on which the series is based, he was born on that day and it's
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his 50th birthday. >> it might be. >> it's the anniversary of alfred hitchcock's death. >> i like that. >> it's also master p's birthday. >> close. close. >> it's the beginning of fitness fest 2010 at the valley of the sun jewish community center in scottsdale. [ laughter ] >> wait a minute, wait a minute. a big mystery -- you just blew it. >> now, we saw a kangaroo in the first episode, are we going to see it again? >> it is very possible. >> the kangaroo in the middle of the city -- >> broadway. >> of broadway. >> and here in l.a., broadway. which is odd. >> very well behaved considering the bombs and helicopters and naked men running around. >> so there's a real kangaroo? >> it was a real kangaroo and maybe the leash was cgi'd out. it was a long process of getting
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him settled down. while watching the kangaroo i became fascinated with the idea -- i don't know if you saw woody allen box a kangaroo? >> i did. >> i was told if you move to the side and you duck and you weave, they can't -- it froze them a bit. because they only move forward. so i wanted to test that theory out. >> but the trainer said no you shouldn't punch my pet in the face? [ laughter ] >> that and the producers and the claws -- >> probably a wise thing. well, we have a clip from tomorrow night's show. and do you need to set this up for us? i think you do. >> i think the clip might be when my fbi agent character finds out who is behind the blackout clue and this is him discovering major clue. >> here is a clip from "flashforward".
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>> we making headway with the maim? >> it was about 15,000 d. gibbons worldwide and about a thousand have criminal records. the p.d. is new yorking on doors and we -- >> we don't have time. >> we don't know if it's significant. >> that name is on the office wall six months from now. this person is important. >> hey, ready to have your world rocked? you know our person of interest, d. gibbons? well, she just strolled inthe our -- into our office asking for an agent demetri know. >> that is weird. well, congratulations. great show and you do a great job on it. joseph fiennes. "flashforward" every thursday at 8:00 p.m. on abc. coming up, music from alice in chains. ♪
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