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and and finally tonight, she's perhaps the most influential person on television, and tomorrow, oprah winfrey will announce on her program that after a quarter century run, the oprah winfrey show will end on september 9th, 2011. the news, which she shared with her staff today, was confirmed in a memo to her affilia station. it is wildly expected she will launch a new show on her own cable network.

we'll have a full report on h hercareer tomorrow night. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: it's time for an ponte message from best buy. don't let this happen to you. the scene is christmas eve at the home of our announcer dicky barrett. i'll be playing the role of dicky. and playing the role of cky's girlfriend, our announcer, dicky barrett! my, you look beautiful indeed. what have thee there, sugar pants? >> dicky: it's your christmas present, my love. >> jimmy: oh, how wonderful. let me open it. wait a minute. what's this? >> dicky: i made it for you.

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>> dic >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carrie underwood. from "the hills," heidi and spencer. and yehya at the "star trek" dvd party. with cleto and the cletonecleto. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, sincerely, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, thank you for watching.

welcome to the show. you can do it, put your back into it, you know? well, i hate to do this, but i want to kick things off with some terrible ne. news that oprah winfrey, our spiritual leader, our mother confessor, our caribbean queen, after 25 years, has decided to leave us. on september 9th, 2011, the oprah winfrey show will be no more. maybe john cusack was right. maybe the world is going to end in 2012? one interview with sarah palin, she decides to quit. it must be contagious. oprah says she wants to leave to devote more time to hiding in the bushes outside the oval office. all i can say, is poor stedman, you know? and poor us. how will we know what books to read or what our favorite things should be or what happens to our poop? this cannot happen. but if it does, let me be the first to announce my candidacy

to be america's next oprah. thank you very much. [ applause ] i can do it. i have a feeling that after that mackenzie phillips interview, she went, ah, enough already. it's been a rough day for me. i went home to watch "family feud" last night. i have it on tivo, and the question was, which talk show host is the funniest. >> which talk show host is the funniest. >> jay leno. >> show me jay leno. >> not number one. >> conan o'brien. >> show me conan. >> all right. >> there's still a couple spots there, so, let's see how it goes. >> a talk show host, which is the funniest. >> ellen degeneres. >> show me ellen degeneres. ah. >> oh, all right. ellen is funny. number one spot is still open, so, well, looking pretty good.

>> talk show host, which is the funniest please? >> jimmy kimmel. >> show me jimmy. oh -- >> jimmy: what -- there are eight spots. only like nine talk shows. how do i not even make the list? >> jerry springer's funny. >> jerry springer. >> jimmy: no, no. >> show me jerry springer. >>. >> jimmy: no! wow. out-funnied by jerry spring. that hurts. good reality check for me, for all of us, as a matter of fact. i'm now determined to make this show even funnier than jerry springer. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if we will, but we're going to try. carrie underwood is here on the show to chat and sing. and the reason our speidi senses

are tingling, heidi and spencer are here to talk about their new book. it's a major week for literature. sarah palin tour made its top in noblesville, indiana today. the book is still at the top of amazon's best seller list. which is rare for a work of fiction, but it's doing very well. palin has been everywhere this week. she was on oprah, "good morning america," fox news, and the big question is, which is going to be the big story of the week? sarah palin's book or the release of the movie that could be the biggest thing a at the box office all this year. >> just don't belong in my world, bella. >> i belong with you. >> i know what he did to you. >> have you ever had a secret you couldn't tell anyone? >> how about that, mr. wolf? >> jimmy: very competitive. very competitive.

and if you have ever had that jerkey, you know it's delicious. if you have been anywhere within 1,000 yards of a teenage girl this week, you know that is second film in the "twilight" series opens tonight. it's sold out in thousands of theaters across the country. they broke the all-time record for advance ticket sales and broke the all-time record for most people tweeting the letters o-m-g while seeing the film. we're going to have the stars of "twilig "twilight" on the show tomorrow. but to keep it abreast of what's going on right now, let's go to another major movie star, our local hollywood boulevard chewbacca. he usually works outside from us on the street, but he's been waiting for tickets for "new moon." >> hi. how are you guys what are you

doing here? >> how long have we been here? since 4:00. >> what are you doing? >> lining up for good seats. >> don't you have a ticket? >> all right. so, you are waiting again? >> yeah, just for good seats. >> ah -- don't you think that's kind of, like, dumb? >> is it dumb? no, i wouldn't say so. >> okay. all right. i would. >> jimmy: he's jealous because they're outselling "star wars." there is a waffle shortage on the way. breakfast experts are predicting a shortage in the year 2010 after a flood damaged the eggo factory, for real. they are saying there's going to be a shortage. going to hit grocery stores in february. if president bush were still in charge, we would just invade belgium and take their waffles, but we can't do that anymore and now we're going to have to

suffer. i was thinking about it, why would they call waffles eggos in the first place? it's like naming toast pancake-os. if you have a big freezer, might be a good idea to stock up. first priority goes to children under 4, then pregnant women and then stoners, i think, so -- interesting guest on "good morning america" this morning. chastity bono, the daughter of sonny and cher, as you probably have heard, through the miracle of science, has become the son of sonny and cher. her name is now chaz. she removed the tity and kept the chas. and she -- [ applause ] oh, no. let's not encourage that kind of behavior. she said she always felt like a man on the inside, so after thinking about it a long time, she had an operation. they added some things, took some things away, and she's now

legally, mentally and physically a man. but she dates a woman, in fact, she's been dating the same woman for four years. up until a few months ago, that woman was a lesbian. she lived with a woman. my question is, now that the girlfriend is a boyfriend -- is she a lesbian anymore? she's a woman in a mon nothing mouse relationship with a man. that sounds awfully heterosexual to me. and i think she might be out of the club. i do. "good morning america" this morning, they showed and old clip of chaz back when she was chasity on the sonny and cher show, and i remember when she was a very cute little girl and it is amazing when you look back at the tape. >> here is our own very special guest. >> tonight and every night. >> our little girl chastity. say good night. >> good night, everybody. >> jimmy: spoked a lot of the candy cigarettes. and one more thing.

the new "star trek" movie came out on blue ray and dvd. it's a great movie. and this is our friend yehya. he has the dvd in his hand. how are you, yehya? >> very good, jimm >> jimmy: everything is good? >> very good, thank you. >> jimmy: we met outside, i think a movie theater. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he takes pictures with people. he likes to -- famous people, right? >> yeahs right. >> jimmy: so we thought it would be fun to send yehya to the exclusive dvd release party where he filed this report. >> what i say? tell me again. tell me again. >> three, tw one. >> hi, it's me yehya for "star trek" dvd -- what? party. yeah.

>> you in the movie? >> yeah, i'm young spock. >> young spock? >> you spell your name s-p-u-o-t? >> no. >> not quite. >> how you spell it? >> s-p-o-c-k. >> spot? >> okay. >> s-p-o-t? spot? >> sure. >> okay, man. >> you in the original "star trek." >> yes. >> i remember you with the mustache coming out. >> yes, yes. >> you original spock. >> uh-huh. >> right? >> yes. >> and they have the new spock -- named zach, very nice guy.

he is a spot, too? >> he's a spot? >> oh, yeah. yeah. >> how are you? >> very well, sir, how are you? >> what is your name? >> j.j. >> j.j.? what do you do in the movie? >> i directed the movie. >> director? >> yes, sir. >> you want to come to my talk show? i'm taping right there. >> fantastic. >> i'll be right back. >> what just happened? this is a mistake. jimmy? >> the ya ehya show. i have my next guest. >> j.j., right? >> some music. it's not work. >> okay. >> okay. have a seat. >> so good to be here. >> do you want coffee? >> no, i have fa--

>> i don't have -- >> it's okay. tell me, what is your name? sorry, i forget. i'm bad with the name. >> j.j. >> j.j., i forget, yeah. what you do in the movie? >> i directed the film. >> is good? i don't see it. you promise me you give me tape. >> i'll give you a dvd. >> do you have the blue -- blue -- ray? >> yeah, we have the blue ray. >> yeah. >> what is blue ray? >> it's a high definition. >> oh, high definition, yeah. like you watch the movie like you have the people gum inspect your face. >> exactly like that. >> can i take a picture of you? >> yes. >> god bless you. >> god bless you. here. >> thank you so much. >> have a good night. >> i have the permission now. cut. >> portions of the yehya show are wrought to you by instant hand sanitizer.

say no to the swine flu. >> hi, this is yehya show, i have my next guest, what your name? >> john cho. >> welcome to the yehya show. sit, please. you know what? i have some dinner tonight. you want to eat like egyptian food? it's good. most people don't care. it's good. >> what? >> people eat anything -- >> yes. >> it's good. don't worry. >> i just want to point out, your hands are enormous? >> my hands are big. >> you are like -- >> ah! >> you know you remind me like the guy jackie chan. i love him. >> why do i remind you of jackie chan. i'm trying to think of why you would say that.

>> because i love him. he's not -- he's a nice guy. >> he is? >> mr. solo -- hold on. i have my next guest. don't go away. >> i will not. >> i don't know what's happening. >> zach, how are you? i remember you. come sit please next to him. >> i'm eating what's called a -- >> yehya show. i have the big guy for star track, zach, and what your name, solo? >> solo. >> i forget the name, i'm sorry solo. switch seat. i have -- you want fa laughle, zach? it's good. he eat it. >> is it good? >> no, it's not good. >> zach. don't worry, it's good, zach.

it's good, don't worry. >> really good. >> you can do that? >> yes. >> yes. >> i do, too. you can can do that, too. >> no, not chinese. do it -- do it spock. do it, please. god bless you, man. you're the best. you're the best. do it. no, come zach. sit, please. can i take a picture of yo guys? >> yes. thank you so much. >> pleasure, man. >> see you in the club. >> thank you zach, thank you guys. thank you so much. and god bless you and good luck. hi, this is yehya show, i want to say thank you for my guests tonight, the chinese guy, the zach, the guy for the bad guy, i

don't know his name, and thank you so much. good night. bye! >> the yehya show is taped in front of a live studio audience. >> jimmy: the movie is available now on blue ray and dvd. thank you, yehya. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: on the show tonight, heidi and spencer are here, and we'll be right back with carrie underwood, so stick around. tell us about the goal-line stand. well, i owe my great hair to head & shoulders. it's for more than just dandruff. that's not what i asked, troy. isn't it? no. isn't it? yes.

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>> j >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. with us on the show tonight, two people who are famous for being famous, which is a tough trick to pull off. they have a new book thawill enable you to be just like them. it's called "how to be famous." heidi and spencer are here with us tonight. we have music from the bud light golden wheat outdoor stage with carrie underwood. tomorrow night, from "twilight,"

all three stars of the film, kristen stewart, taylor lautner and robert pattinson, plus music from death cab for cutie. guillermo, did yehya go away? >> i think he went to his dressing room. >> jimmy: okay. very busy. our first guest tonight is a grammy-winning country music superstar, an "american idol" winner and already has 11 number one singles under her very short bt. you can see her on the american music awards sunday night on abc and her new album is called "play on." please say hello to carrie underwood. [ cheers and applause ] you look great. thanks for being here. >> thanks verying s for having. >> jimmy: it's funny, you've become so popular people barely

kind of even think of you when they think of "american idol" because you have ascended above the "american idol" world, i believe. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: would you agree with that? >> yeah, but any way people think of me at all as long as it's good. >> jimmy: you are bigger than chekisi. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: and the biggest sign, i think, of super popularity is when your fans give themselves a name. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have the care bears. >> i do. >> jimmy: they named -- who started the care bears group? >> um -- i mean, i think it said it in an interview early on that my mom called me that when i was little. they became the care bears and starting hurling care bears at me. whh was always interesting, dodging -- >> jimmy: good thing you didn't pick, like, leggos or something. >> like, the bricks or something.

>> jimmy: now, the care bears will from time to time post their rooms, photographs of their rooms on the internet. these are all -- >> that's actually my room. >> jimmy: these are all pictures of you all over these rooms. there's another room. does that -- how does that make you feel? >> i think that's awesome. i did the same thing when i was younger. i d pictures -- >> jimmy: what do you think when you see him? >> that's awesome. i love it. >> jimmy: who did you do the same thing for? >> i actually had pictures of jonathan taylor thomas. >> jimmy: me, too. >> were you a member of the fan club? i was. >> jimmy: no, i wasn't. did they have a group name? >> i don't know. i didn't call myself anything. >> jimmy: you didn't. you just were -- did you send away? >> yeah, you had to, like, send in and send in money and stuff like that. >> jimmy: how much did it cost?

>> i don't know. like, 25 bucks, something like that. it wasn't a lot. >> jimmy: what did you get? >> a signed picture. >> jimmy: you did? nice. have you met him? >> i have not. >> jimmy: what happened to him? >> i think he still does stuff occasionally. >>immy: are you still in his fan club? >> not a lifetime membership. >> jimmy: it expires, huh? >> maybe he'll get 25 bucks if he puts up a website again. >> i'll see if i can get in. >> jimmy: would you be excited to meet him? >> for sure. >> jimmy: well, we have -- no, we don't. you're from a very small town in oklahoma. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- you're a vegetarian, which -- are there any other vegetarians in the state of oklahoma? >> i'm sure there are some but they probably keep it, you know, in the closet. >> jimmy: you have not met one? >> no. i have not. i go back -- people approach my parents, like, at the supermarket, whatever, we heard your daughter is a vegetarian. they're like, yeah.

we need to knock some sense into that girl. >> jimmy: really? >> people are angry with me. >> jimmy: are your parents? >> no. >> jimmy: how did you become one? >> well, we raised cattle when i was growing up. my dad retired that this year. but we just always had them and i never thought why we had them. we just, like, everybody did, right? so, one day i was helping him out in the pasture and i started asking questions and then i learned why we had them. >> jimmy: you asked the cow cow? why are you guys here? >> and they gave me very profound answer. why are any of us here, and my mom cut in and said, they're going to be hamburgers at some point. i like the dull "ooh" in the audience. >> jimmy: they didn't know that? >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: they thought they went to college when they left. that's what -- >> not at all. >> jimmy: that affected you. a lot of people, that's the way. they see something, actual animal, they put it together and go, oh, no. >> i bottle fed some of those

and that just -- aw, i like that, too. >> jimmy: it's only fair that they feed you back. >> that's a -- >> jimmy: one way of looking at it. >> i don't have the a problem. meat. single person i know eats my family, my friends. >> jimmy: what do you do on thanksgiving? >> tofurkey. >> jimmy: they shape it like the animal. that seems like if you have a problem with the idea of eating animals, you could have a problem with the idea of just -- why not have it in a cube? >> i think -- they have some cubes, i think, as well. >> jimmy: but on thanksgiving -- here's the thing. you want something that fits in with everyone else on thanksgiving. you have a little something for you for your thanksgiving dinner. guillermo, bring that in here. we have actually made a -- i think you're going to find this to be delicious. do you look guacamole?

>> i do. this is amazing. >> jimmy: this is guaca-turkey. you take this home with you. >> i love this. >> jimmy: can i recommend you carry it on the plane? you don't want it to get lost, probably be a mess. it's very fragile. >> it smells good. >> jimmy: this is all for you. you don't have to share it. >> i will gain 30 pounds. that is awesome. >> jimmy: what song are you going to do for us tonight? >> nice segue. here's some green turkey, what song. i'm going to go "undo it" and "cowboy casanova." >> jimmy: and then we'll carve this thing up and who knows what can happen. carrie underwood is here with us. "play on" is in stores now. we'll be right back with heidi and spencer. the iphone has all kinds of apps.

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>> jimmy >> jimmy: hi there. we're back. still to come, carrie underwood will be performing for us. like madonna, sonny

and cher, beyonce, and hitler before them, our next guests have joined the elite group of public figures identifiable by only one name. together, they've written a new book called "how to be famous." you can buy it for someone you love very dearly. please say hello to heidi montag and spencer pratt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, great to have you guys here. >> i love you. great to be here, thank you. >> jimmy: glad to see you finally getting some publicity for a change. >> it's been a hard year. >> jimmy: you are promoting this book, and you've been -- i've seen you on like, on, "the insider" the oth day and people started yelling at you as soon as you got on the show. >> it was crazy. >> the best part about "the insider" is they edited a good 20 minutes of them acting like full jerry springer on us and you don't put that part on? >> calling me hootie.

>> jimmy: why were you calling that? >> i was saying -- >> lara instead of -- >> we had nicknames. >> jimmy: easy thing for people to gang up on you guys. >> yeah. especially when there ishree versus two. it's two on one with you. >> jimmy: it's saffor them to do that. on the shows, they are just kissing ass like crazy. >> right. >> jimmy: all of a sudden they attack you. why is that? you. it's definitely you. but in this case, i don't think it really was -- it seemed like they were ready to do that before you walked in the room. >> well, speidi brings ratings. >> jimmy: and people seem very upset -- that's what they don't like, the whole speidi thing. you didn't really name yourself that. someone else has to name you -- >> it was. we were named that. >> jimmy: but spencer claims he came up with that. i think you should say, what am

i going to do? that's what spider-man does. that's a new route to take. now, the thing that seems to upset people is, you're famous for no reason. which is -- to me, that's more impressive, because [ laughter ] guy like justin timberlake, he sings, he dances, he acts. you made it with none of that stuff. and here you are. you have books. i mean, that's a pretty good thing. was it a conscious effort. you've written the book and mostly it's tongue in cheek. did you set out to become famous? i feel like heidi, you did not, and spencer, you did. >> that could be accurate. >> very correct. >> that's very accurate. >> jimmy: what was your plan, exactly? did you just kind of happen into things? >> well, my plan was, i was tuning into "the hills" on a nice boring day, trying to get a job and i was like, why don't i just join that cast, because they don't have anybody that

nobody likes on the show. so -- role's wide open. >> jimmy: i thought they have a loud of people that nobody likes on the show. >> that was before. >> now we're all more likable. >> jimmy: you got married twice. which do you consider the real time? >> mexico. the first one. >> jimmy: okay, and that is -- almost one year anniversary. >> tomorrow. >> jimmy: tomorrow. so, you consider that -- >> thank you. i love this audience. this is really pleasant. >> jimmy: what do you have planned for tomorrow for your n anniversa anniversary? >> spencer? >> well -- my spirit will be with my wife but my body will be flying to my business partner, king kevin casey is fighting on strike force tomorrow night in kansas so i'll be ringside on our anniversary. >> i'll take his credit card, be in beverly hills and not look back. >> jimmy: on your one-year anniversary, heidi is going to be at home alone, maybe crying --

>> shopping. >> jimmy: why you watch your friend choke someone out? >> absolutely. >> very romantic. >> jimmy: aryou not upset about that? >> no. because i'm going to be shopping, and i have three pup pips so i'll take them and i like cooking for them more anyways. >> jimmy: okay. any time you say heidi, why my friend strangle? me to watch >> it's going to be a bloody night. possibly kill this guy, you know. >> jimmy: you knew she would not enjoy that? >> i mean, i would. >> jimmy: you were not invited? >> no, no, it a guy's trip. >> jimmy: spencer, part of making everyone hate you, maybe you should leave one or two people out. like, oh, your wife, for instance. i heard you guys are going to renew your vows. >> we are. >> jimmy: is a third ceremony really necessary? >> i want the dresses, you know. >> we got robbed. our second wedding, we lost all the good energy from our first by having, you know, lc in the building and just --

>> jimmy: really? you didn't invite her? who invited her, mtv? >> the producers. >> jimmy: you said, hey, you don't -- >> i invited her. >> jimmy: you didn't. that was -- wow. i'm starting to feel like i can't trust reality television anymore. >> it's definitely for entertainment. >> jimmy: it is. okay, well, so, you didn't want her there and she was there at this wedding. but you didn't consider it your real wedding anyway. >> not really. we had a lot of, you know, family issues and stuff. i like the first one. that's the one i count. the romantic -- margaritas. i hardly remember. >> jimmy: in the book, there are, like, 130 -- 40 pages of pictures. >> it's a picture book. >> that's a good one right there. that's here dee in her bikini. you guys do a lot of posing. you really do a lot of posing. >> we're professional posers. >> we're huge posers. >> jimmy: do you get sick of it? >> we love it.

>> we live to pose, actually. >> jimmy: do you really? let me ask you a question. these are hypothetical questions. you can answer individually, you don't have to answer together. >> not in unison. >> jimmy: you like being famous? >> love it. >> jimmy: would you rather be famous or be able to heal people by touching them? heidi? >> heal people by touching them. >> i feel like i am famouand heal people by touching them. >> me every night, baby. >> jimmy: would you rath ere be famous or have a cat that can really play the piano, like really good. you have a cat that really knows how to play the piano. >> that might make me famous. >> jimmy: the cat more famous. >> i couldn't do that. >> jimmy: when the cat died you wouldn't be famous anymore. >> can i put the cat in a ga loon? >> jimmy: legally i think you can. would you rath per famous or bring michael jackson back to life? >> bring michael jackson back.

>> jimmy: you would? >> of course. >> jimmy: i'll take that as a famous. would you rather be famous or share an ice cream sundae with jesus? >> i'll take anything with jesus. anything. >> jimmy: it's not like you spend the weekend with jesus. it's not a whole male. it's a -- >> anything with jesus? >> my sundae could be a trick to hell. >> real jesus. >> i think jesus would be like, yo, you're not eating ice cream -- >> jimmy: jesus doesn't say yo. and he doesn't judge people. >> that's true. if you believe in him, that's all that mters. >> jimmy: he'll bring you toys. >> i'm working on it. >> jimmy: i'm thinking of santa. that's interesting, i think. you really, really enjoy being famous. >> more than anyone that's ever been famous. >> so much he wrote a book on

it. >> jimmy: so much he wrote a book on it. if everyone is famous, no one's going to be famous. >> that's not true. >> jimmy: you could encourage people not to buy this book as to not challenge yr fame. it's called "how to be famous." heidi and spencer, everybody. we'll be right back with music from carrie underwood. (announc) approximately two out of three people being treated for depression still have unresolved symptoms. if your antidepressant alone isn't enough, talk to your doctor. one option he may consider is adding abilify. abilify is approved to treat depression in adults when added to an antidepressant. call your doctor if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in mood, behavior, or thoughts of suicide. antidepressants can increase these in children, teens and young adults. elderly dementia patients taking abilify have an increased risk of death or stroke.

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>> jimmy: this is her new cd, called "play on." you can see her at the american music awards on sunday night here on abc and she has her very own special december 7th on fox. here with the song "undo it," carrie underwood. ♪ ♪ i should've known by the way you passed me by there was something in your eyes and it wasn't right ♪ ♪ i should've walked but i never had the chance everything got out of hand and i let it slide ♪ ♪ now i only have myself to blame for playing off your stupid games ♪ ♪ i wish my life could be the way it was before i saw your face ♪

♪ you stole my happy you made me cry took the lonely and took me for a ride ♪ ♪ and i wanna undo it you had my heart now i want it back ♪ ♪ i'm starting to see everything you lack boy you blew it you put me through it ♪ ♪ and i wanna undo it ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ now your photos don't have a picture frame and i never say your name and i never will ♪ ♪ and all your things well i threw them in the trash and i'm not even sad ♪ ♪ now you only have yourself to blame for playing all those stupid games ♪ ♪ you're always going to be the same oh no you'll never change ♪ ♪ you stole my happy

you made me cry took the lonely and took me for a ride ♪ ♪ and i wanna undo it you had my heart now i want it back ♪ ♪ i'm starting to see everything you lack boy you blew it you put me through it ♪ ♪ and i wanna undo it ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ you want my future you can't have it ♪ ♪ i'm still trying to erase you from my past i need you gone so fast ♪ ♪ you stole my happy you made me cry took the lonely and took me for a ride ♪ ♪ and i wanna undo it ♪ ♪ you had my heart now i want it back i'm starting to see

everything you lack ♪ ♪ boy you blew it you put me through it and i wanna undo it ♪ ♪ you stole my happy you made me cry ♪ ♪ took the lonely and took me for a ride ♪ ♪ boy you blew it you put me through it i wanna undo it ♪