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an and finally tonight there's been an arrest in a bizarre case we've been following in florida, disappearance of millionaire lottery winner abraham shakespeare. he was missing since april before his body was found in the backyard of a female acquaintance's home. the woman, dee dee moore, was arrested. she denied harping shakespeare before her arrest. >> they're saying i took a gun, put it up and killed another
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human being, and i would never, ever, ever do that. >> moore also claimed she befriended shakespeare, wanted to write a book before he disappeared. we'll keep you posted. tomorrow night the story is dramatic. innocent missionary when their plane was shot out of the sky in peru. our exclusive r investigation reveals what the cia knew all along and tried to keep secret. that's tomorrow. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc new, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. a new season of "lost" premiered on abc and new batch of bobble heads. if you're one of the first 1,000 ordered.
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you'll get a jimmy kimmel dharma patch for free. i'm so excited to bobble along with them, i asked our chief scientist guillermo, to shrink me down to the size of a bobblehead. let the shrinkage begin! hello. oh, right, how silly of me. you guys aren't talking to each other. so what's gonna happen this season? are you gonna die? was that a yes? oh, my god! the smoke monster? run! wait a second. that's not the smoke monster. guillermo! >> oops, i think i left my pop tarts in the toaster too long. >> dicky: to get your "lost" bobbleheads, go to abc.com right now. and while you're there, make sure you check out the "jimmy kimmel live" home page. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with
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>> jimmy: welcome. and hopefully, you're among the millions of what i call good americans who watched tonight's final season premiere of "lost." it was a great episode. i know the people in the studio audience haven't seen it. one thing i'll say is i'm more confused than ever. every time i think i'm going to -- no. watching "lost" is what i imagine might be lost to be dropped inside paula abdul's brain. fortunately the executive produce irs of the program are here tonight to explain everything honestly and in excruciating detail. and if they don't, we will tear
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them apart. i hope you're with me on this. lock the doors. if you haven't seen tonight's episode yet, don't worry, this won't give anything important away. but i did want to show you a clip featuring a new character. even if you're not a fan of the show, this should whet your appetite a little bit. >> i got a gun, and i know how to shoot it. >> yo, what's up? where you going, dude? what are you doing here?
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hello, hi. >> look, my friend is going to be here any second. >> good, my friend guillermo is going to be here any second. >> is jin korean? >> yes. >> good, guillermo loves koreans. >> why not? but not north koreans. >> why? >> because they're northy. and one stole my fanny pack. >> i want you to do something for me. you want me to do something crazy. >> kind of. i want you to walk on my back with his shoes off. >> get jack. >> jack can't, jack never cuts his toenails and it hurts me. >> then we'll go to the temple. >> i'm supposed to know what
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that is? >> yes, where jewish people go to church and i'm also going to need you to put this on. >> who are you, dude? >> i'm batman. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a good episode. >> one thing that bothered me, though, why does everyone have to be so handsome on that show. are they on some kind of ford modeling island? today, by the way, is also groundhog's day, so i hope you went to church. groundhog day is the one day of the year where all of the men who wear top hats in the world. gather in one place. that place is gobbler's knob, mississippi and the groundhog known to humans, punxsutawney
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phil, was ripped from the hole that looks like mayor of monopoly. peta was asked to replace punxsutawney phil with a robot groundh groundhog. you create one robot groundhog, before you know it, you have to send people back to exterminate them then we have no more governor anymore. it's not a good idea. there was th-- the moment of truth this morning. will we have six more weeks of winter? >> reporter: thousands of people gathered in that new famous rural town outside of pittsburgh to see punxsutawney phil give his annual prediction. >> i want you to start living as a gay woman. >> jimmy: i think that was it?xsutawney dr. phil, wasn't also this morning, nominations for the academy awards. "avatar" and "hurt locker" with nine nominations, ten movies
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nominated for best picture instead of the usually five. i think they can't say it's an honor to be nominated. now it's a disgrace not to be nominated. so many films nominated for best picture they were forced to make the announcements this year in a slightly different way. >> and the following films were not nominated for best picture. "old dogs." thank you. >> jimmy: all right. i guess that means they're in. i don't know if you saw this, miss america pageant was saturday in las vegas. the winner was miss virginia, ressa cameron, but the real star was one of the judges. rush limbaugh was a judge in the program and turns out rush can really dance. >> hit it, judge, let's see it. whoa, look at them go. oh, look at them go. go, rush, go, rush.
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whoo! oh, my god. >> jimmy: he's definitely back on drugs, right? you don't need much more evidence than that. what's going on? he dances exactly like the gopher in "caddyshack." another thrilling episode of "the bachelor" last night. jake, the handsome pilot who can't meet women is now down to four potential brides. he's had a very hard time trying to figure out who to eliminate. i can only imagine how unpleasant that might be. get close to these people and have to tell one of them go home. it's interesting to see how the thought process plays out. >> are you saving yourself for marriage? >> i am. >> i think the fact that cory is a virgin says a lot about her. i think that cleared the air a little bit. i can't tell you how much i respect the fact she just opened up and told me. >> it was really sad seeing
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corey go tonight. i'm so attracted to her. it's disappointing that she was taking so long to open up and i really, really worried that corey would never open up fully. >> jimmy: well that's -- sorry corey. come back when you're a slut. on sunday, the 52nd annual grammy awards were held in los angeles. beyonce set a record won 743 grammy awards, including for the song "put a ring on it." i don't have anything against that song. there's no way that came out in the last 12 months. i was in the 12th grade when that came out. alan hunter introduced it on mtv. any music performance, i like to see what simon cowell thinks. but pink stole the show
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i met him outside of a movie theater for real. yehya loves celebrities. we thought it would be fun for him and us to send him to the grammys to work the red carpet for us. here he is. enjoy. >> hi, it's me yehya. i'm in the grammys tonight. tonight i sing like i have a very good night. let's go. ♪ how are you? >> i'm very well. >> you relation with elvis presley family? >> no. >> only your name elvis, that's it. >> you know how you sound? you sound like rock music, what music? >> yes. >> hello. why you want to run, i not scare you. i'm good with you. you big too. why the guy you hit -- she go on the floor? you hit the lady -- >> no, no, no. i didn't hit anybody. >> punch in the face? >> no, no,he girl? >> you shot the girl?
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>> no, that was just some random guy. >> hey, hey. snoop dogg. >> lady gaga. lady gaga. >> hey, hey. you kenny rogers? >> kenny rodgers? are you kenny? >> kenny rogers? are you kenny rogers? steven he is gal, steven he is gal? what you doing tonight here? >> well, we just won a grammy for the best native american -- >> music? >> that's good. ♪ >> you can do it, do it. >> lady gaga. lady gaga. ga-ga, it's yehya. [ bleep ] lady gaga. okay. >> everybody, guess what, the
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present for you. present for you. >> and the grammy goes to -- >> we're all a little drunk but we're happy drunk, so -- >> can i make you famous? >> yes. >> you sound like me for black eyed peas. >> oh, yeah. ♪ tonight's going to be a good night ♪ >> ♪ tonight's going to be a good night ♪ ♪ tonight's going to be a good good night ♪ ♪ tonight's going to be a good night ♪ ♪ tonight's going to be a good night ♪ ♪ a good night ♪ tonight's going to be a good good night ♪ ♪ tonight the night ♪ hey ♪ hey ♪ i smash it like oh my god
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♪ we'll have a ball ♪ we'll have a ball ♪ that's good ♪ i am the best best mc ♪ yeah ♪ tonight's going to be a good night ♪ ♪ hey no, no, no ♪ fergie, yehya. black eyed peas. not stop, i don't know why ♪ ♪ tonight going to be a good night ♪ ♪ tonight going to be a good night a good good night ♪ good night. bye.
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>> jimmy: very nicely done, yehya. thank you very much. had a little trouble. still a good night. two men learning all of the secrets for lost. executive producers and damon lindelof, lady antebellum. we'll be right back. ♪ sticking to a plan matters, especially when it comes to your finances. that's why chase cards come with blueprint. free and only for chase customers. with finish it, you can take your balance and decide your monthly payment... or how many months you want to take to pay it off. the faster you pay it off, the more you'll save... and the more progress you'll see every month on your plan. chase what matters. i have my blueprint. do you? start your plan today. chase.com/blueprint.
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chevy malibu, cobalt, silverado, and the all-new equinox. compare them to anyone. may the best car win. >> jimmy: with us tonight, damon lindelof and carlton cuse, the executive producers of "lost." guillermo, grab your super soaker, we don't let them out here until we get some answers. then later on -- on sunday, they won a grammy for best country performance by a group, this is their new album, "need you now," lady antebellum from the bud light golden wheat stage. tomorrow night, dr. phil mcgraw will be here.
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nick jonas, and dmitry martin. and later this week, ozzy osbourne, kourtney kardashian, barry manilow together again. >> jimmy: our first guest comes to us straight from her fifth title at the australian open. she's the number one ranked tennis player in the world. and winner of 12 grand slam events. please say hello to serena williams. >> jim >> jimmy: how are you? you look great. it's great to see you. you returned a champion once again. you must love playing in austral australia? >> i think i do. i think it's something in the water. >> jimmy: you do?
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really? >> i do well down there. >> jimmy: what's the worst country to play? >> gosh, you know what. i -- india. only because -- only because i felt bad, because they had us in this really super nice hotel, and then right out of the hotel, everyone was -- it was really poor and i felt like, oh, my gosh, i felt terrible staying there when right outside it was just bad conditions and i felt horrible. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. i want to mention, one of the things that you got criticed for that i thought was the greatest thing is when you threatened to shove the ball down -- >> did you love that? >> jimmy: i loved that. i loved that stuff. tennis can be boring. >> it is courteous. i don't think i was so courteous at the time. >> jimmy: no, you weren't. john mcenroe used to do that. i loved watching him play. >> i loved john mcenroe too. when i was growing up. >> jimmy: obviously. >> when i was growing up, i always watched him play, but --
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>> jimmy: you get fined how much money? >> i got fined $92,000. i think is the most anybody has been fined. >> jimmy: i think it's crazy. i think you would get fined less for actually shoving the ball down someone's throat. >> i think so. you know what, i turned that around. i said if i'm getting fined can i donate some of this money to my charities with the school in africa. unless the stuff in the united states. they're like no. i was like, wow, okay, what i you decided to do i decided a 92 k mission. what i'm doing is trying to get $92,000 to donate to my school in africa. obviously to haiti because of the horrible thing that happened there as well as my foundation here. >> jimmy: you made a negative into a positive. >> yeah. and i like to think if i had never had done that. these people wouldn't get help and get money. maybe it was for a reason. >> jimmy: maybe they will shove
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tennis balls down -- >> but i didn't do it. >> jimmy: you're also on probation. on tennis, probation? >> yeah, i've never even heard of that. >> jimmy: is there a tennis probation officer? >> i have to check in every week. i have to call in. like i'm here right now. can i leave? >> jimmy: i mean, really, just some more, just crazy it comes to that. i heard you met prince william while in australia? >> that was way better than winning the australian open. >> jimmy: was it really? >> yeah. i was so nervous because i had play aid match that day. by the way, prince williams is here, he would love to meet you. i'm like, oh, my gosh. when you meet the prince you have to wear a dress and look some type of fabulous. i had my warm-up suit on. i was like what am i going to do. i was late meeting the prince. i was blow drying my hair. >> jimmy: really? did you have to courtesy to the prince? i told him i was american.
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and we're not really proper. >> jimmy: he probably knows. it was problem in the papers. >> we're not real proper and trim like you all might. he was totally fine with it. he was so cool. he was totally down to earth which i really, really liked. we joked. i was like, am i your favorite tennis player. he said well, i kind of like venus. >> jimmy: really? >> i was like, i kind of like harry, so -- >> jimmy: that would be a heck of a double date. >> he had such a great sense of human. i really, really enjoyed him. >> jimmy: that's funny. is it true a heckler inspired you. maybe a better word. to win the open? >> yeah, absolutely. when i was playing in the final. this guy yelled -- it was in the third set. i lost 20, 30 points in the row. i started playing bad. this guy was like, come on, justine, she's not that good. i looked at that guy, i was like -- and i didn't lose any games after that. >> jimmy: oh, really?
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poor justine, she incurred your wrath. so you are part owner of the miami dolphins and super bowl held in your city. does that make you one of the hostesses of the event? >> yes, my sister and i bout into the miami dolphins. it's really cool. we're kind of hosting the event. i'm a huge football fan. we decide that we're hosting a couple things. going to the owner's meeting. i'm going to be like -- >> jimmy: really? >> i'm excited about that. i'm one. owns. yes. >> jimmy: that would be cool. getting to go to the owner's meeting. >> i'm worried about what to wear p. i'm clearly worried about the wrong things. >> jimmy: who do you think will win the super bowl? >> i don't know. i think the saints are doing so well. but, but, but, i'm rooting wholeheartedly for the colts. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> why wholeheartedly for the
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colts? >> i've done a lost work with peyton, a couple of commercials, he's super nice. i love eli manning. i'm a manning fan. i'm going to for the colts all of the way. >> jimmy: congratulations on yet another -- do you get bored? >> bored, no? do you get bored interviewing me? >> not interviewing you but i get bored easily. >> jimmy: congratulations to you. great to see you, serena williams, everybody. we'll be right back. the executive producers of "lost," damon lindelof and carlton cuse. stay tuned. worry, he'll find somne else. ♪ who's that lady? ♪ who's that lady? ♪ sexy lady ♪ who's that lady? [ female announcer ] used mops can grow bacteria. swiffer wetjet starts with a clean pad evertime. and its antibacterial cleaner kills bacteria mops can spread around.
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>> jimmy: lady antebellum will join us, our next guests are the geniuses behind the hatch, the smoke monster, the polar bear, hurley's chicken restaurant and the statue missing a toe. the new and final season of "lost" premiered tonight. please welcome executive producers damon lindelof and carlton cuse. ♪
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>> jimmy: first of all, may i say -- i love you guys too. you did -- again, you outdid yourself with the first episode. it was really great. it was terrific. each time there's -- the hurdle becomes higher, yet you clear it each time. it's only setting us for a terrible finale, isn't it? >> absolutely. really, really, just disappointment. >> jimmy: there's been a lot -- i'm sure people are driving you craze. you had a big party in hawaii for the public, invited people to watch the show. time. unveiled it for the first >> just the first hour. >> we've ben writing it for eight months and how confusing it will be and how much it will piss people off. afterwards we're so relieved.
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having cocktails, people buying cocktails. and you realize they want answers. and damon starts giving him answers they're like tackle him. >> we had to come in vietnam style. fireman carry us -- >> jimmy: that's the trick. get a big conut full of alcohol and you'll spill all of the secrets. >> that's correct. >> jimmy: i have a lot of questions, we go thr not just on the show but every time i run into you guys. i know we don't want to ruin the show and r and you don't want to tell me what the answers are. i want to run things by you. in fact i would like to put it this way. tell me if each one of these items is a chris dense or not. >> okay. >> jimmy: some things i noticed from the show last night -- or, tonight, rather. coincidence or not. >> are we allowed to confer with each other? >> jimmy: of course, do whatever you want. >> as soon as we see charlie desmond disappears on the plane.
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coincidence or not? >> coincidence. >> jimmy: really? michael and walt were not on the plane. >> fate. >> jimmy: shannon was not an the plane. >> not a coincidence. that means it's significant, right? >> jimmy: not? for it means she was doing something else. >> right. or the actress was not available. sure, exactly. >> we hope to see shannon this year. >> jimmy: season premiere of "lost" happen on groundhog's day, yet in "lost" the same thing is happen over again, but differently. >> right. >> jimmy: convince dent or not? >> absolutely planned. no. coincidence. >> jimmy: the space between l.a. and x in the title? >> that was very planned. >> it was a typo. >> we roll with it. we're like that's a total typo,
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that will drive people crazy. >> jimmy: that was planned. the meal on the flight, lasagna. >> we spent a month on the room working on that meal and came to lasagna. >> jimmy: you came to lasagna. >> look, we'll tell you, it is a vegetarian lasagna. >> and you didn't think you'll get anything tonight. it was vegetarian lasagna. >> jimmy: on this flight rose is calm and jack is nervous flyer on the first flight it's p opposite. coincidence or not? >> no, that is not. completely intentional. >> jimmy: jack spills his vodka while pouring a drink? >> not a coincidence. >> and he has one less bottle of vodka too, not a coincidence. >> jimmy: hurley picks up a book
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by keir ka guard. is that a coincidence? >> intentional. we want the kids to read as much as possible. >> jimmy: is that why you pick specific books to kind of raise awareness of the bblgs or all of these books, are we going to realize they're in the library of some demi god's apartment at the end? >> they have themes that tie into the show. if you're really obsessed you can read the books and learn thematically what we're doing. >> jimmy: isn't that against what television stands for when you encourage people to read? >> i think there's a part of us when you are in sixth grade why do we have to read these books? the answer is to put them on your own tv show and make other people read them. >> jimmy: i want to depart from the questions but i do have more questions. there's a big art show. this is indicative how passionate people are about the
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show. all of these different artists came up with different paintings and sculptures. what not. i actually bought one. people on the show got one for me. >> sorry to hear that. >> jimmy: i love them. i thought they were fantastic. you guys went to the show and bout a painting. you bought it carlton, right? >> i bought -- it was awesome. there was a huge oil painting of the polar bear in the tree with plane crashing in the background smoldering and fming. i thought this was the greatest thing ever. i take it home and. said to my wife -- she's still dealing where we're going to put that up in the house. >> and i bought the smoke monster taking a poof. my wife, heidi was, yeah, definitely, wonderful, foyer. >> dick: i can't imagine why neither of you purchased this. this is damon and carlton combing the hair of the smoke monster. painted on black velvet for a bonus. that's pretty good.
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>> i think, you know -- >> somebody did actually buy . >> jimmy: of course they bout it. i would have bout it if i got it first. >> it's my dream to be memorialized in black velment. >> jimmy: true or false. smoke monster is our reliance on foreign oil? >> totally true, but totally false. >> jimmy: is john lock possessed by the man in black? >> no. >> jimmy: he's not? >> no. >> jimmy: you actually saw a big -- a big bit of information about john lock. he revealed he was the smoke monster tonight on the show. >> that's right. he is the smoke -- >> oh, yeah, sorry. >> well, you came here tonight. what did you think? >> jimmy: go back in time and this will erase -- >> the island is a spaceship. >> jimmy: one other thing, watching the show, seemed to me,
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seemed obvious, maybe too obvious that jacob was inhabiting the body of said. >> wow, interesting, i think something is inhabiting the body of said. >> jimmy: in one offed promo, said is on the table being burned -- he's being branded, screaming why are you doing this to me. wouldn't make sense if jacob was said. >> you might want to watch a few more episodes, your theory will evolve further. >> jimmy: you know what, i've lost interest in the show. you know what, actually, we'll show the clip. i don't think we should. we have precious little time. i know there's an announcement you want to make. i think it's important we hear it here. >> one of the thins it's rally important, the reason anybody cares about "lost" we announced an end date three years ago. th's due to steve mcpherson, the president of abc, who was -- >> jimmy: sick of the show?
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>> absolutely. >> no, we are internally grateful for him to allow us to end the show on our own terms. i think that made all of the difference in tirps of "lost" being the show it still is. >> we thank steve who is a big fan of yours to use your show to announce the end date. it's going to be may 23rd. which is a sunday night. so you can tailgate. jk may 23rd -- then may 30th hurley and the smoke monster spinoff. >> may 30th is the "lost" pro bowl. >> jimmy: you guys i can't imagine what you have in store but very much looking forward -- first episode you started off with a bang. carlton and damon everybody. here on abc, we'll be right back with lady antebellum. ♪
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