that means it's time for tonight's closing argument. well, earlier we introduced you to this texas dentist and elected board of education member who is pushing for more of a focus on conservative leaders and issues, and less of what he calls liberal bias in school textbooks. no doubt, some in the educational establishment will criticize his efforts, but they still may end up being taught at schools across the country. so, tonight, we ask you, simply,

do you think america's textbooks are too liberal? or is this just politicizing the classroom? tell us what you think by clicking on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com or on the "nightline" twitter page. and finally tonight, tiger woods on the tee box. sources tell abc news he is likely to return at the masters in april. the season's first major. no final decision has been made by woods, we hear, though he is training, and reportedly has hired ari fleischer to help restore his image. that's our report for tonight. for all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word from reebok, creators of the ultimate conditioning shoe for running and training. obviously i know fitness, but i thought it would be a good idea to have someone explain the science between these shoes, so,

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jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. well, let's -- that's very kind of you. i'm here tonight to solve all your problems, be them personal, financial, sexual, i'll fix it all and all i will need is $50 from each of you. you watch this "american idol?" [ applause ] l well, stop already. it was elimination tonight on "american idol." simon and his elves sent four contestants back from wherever they came. they said good-bye to toddrick. like two guys, a todd and a

rick, so it's sad. when they eliminate the contestants, and they stand up there and they say this is not over, i'm still going to make it -- have any of them ever made it? i don't think they have. they should stop saying that. this is not a strong group of finalists. there was one good performance last night, this guy, big mike wowed the judges with his version of a maxwell song. he made kara cry, which has not happened since she smelled the guy who dropped his hands on the ground, so that's -- that was big. you know, every season when they send people home they have a specific song they do it to, good-bye song. one year it was "had a bad day," and "i'm going home" is one of them. it has to fit the message and the move. i don't know if theye out of songs or what, but the song they're using this year seems a little off. >> roll this tape. here's a look at their journey on "american idol." watch. ♪ who let the dogs ♪ who let the dogs out

♪ who let the dogs out ♪ who let the dogs out >> going to miss those guys. that is it for tonight. >> jimmy: randy had to be the one that picked, that right? i'm tired of singing. i would like to see the contestants fight. put them in a cage with a bear or something. no one else is sick of it. the same cannot be said for another show on fx. "24" might be on the verge of cancellation. that would mean this is the last season of "24." probably the best. jack bauer battled the russians, the saudis, the chinese. the only people left for him to fight are the canadians and they haven't done anything to anybody. the rumor i keep hearing the final episode, they're going to -- jack's bladder is going to explode because in eight seasons he's not used the bathroom once.

so -- i don't know -- i happen to -- i happen to like "24" and i think i've come up with a way that fox can help get their ratings up by just -- we just a little assist from one of their other shows. >> on an all new "24." >> who do you work for? jack bauer is captured. >> casualties in the tens of thousands. >> and to stop a threat on u.s. soil, ctu must unleash their greatest weapon yet. ♪ give you what you need >> bower. bowersocks an all new "24" on fox. >> that girl is hot. >> jimmy: good, right? something to consider. over the weekend or whatever. a new season of "america's next top model" premiered last night this is the 14th season. there's still an ample supply of

models. but the questions they're asking this year, they're getting more personal. >> so, tell me, you are open to dating outside of your race, but you're afraid of something -- >> i don't want to date white guys because, i'm kind of nervous to see a pink penis. makes me think of raw meat. >> it makes you think of raw meat? >> yeah, like -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's what you do when you're -- i tell you what, if -- if the modeling thing doesn't work out, she would make a terrific spokesperson for oscar mayer. tiger woods is reportedly ready to return to golf, possibly in two weeks in orlando. fans of his golf or his sex? and if it goes well there, he will travel to legs wide,

ireland, for the annual legs wide open. [ applause ] to be honest, i forgot he played golf. i really did. but it will be nice to see him get back to doing what he does best, or second best. according to "the new york post," tiger hired president bush's secretary, ari fleischer to help with his pr campaign. george bush's guy, is that the guy you want in charge of your approval rating? i'd hire clinton's guy. that's the -- the one with some experience [ applause ] in that particular area. this is pretty funny this is from a post-season baseball game in cuba. watch what happened when the pitcher hits the batter with the ball. he just runs and runs and now he's going to have -- and --

well, you know what? who say s baseball is boring? in cuba, it's not. no, really, i had nothing to do with it. some earth shaking news today from heidi montag and spencer pratt. you know they're married, and for years spencer has been her manager. well, high deep's fieidi fired replaced him with a psychic. you really need a psychic to tell you you can't sing, dance or act? [ applause ] heidi decided to hire her new manager after she visited him for a reading and he said, i see that you are going to hire me as your new manager. the psychic's name is aiden chase, and in addition to psy psychicing, he sells his own version of energy mist. that's what you look for in a manager. things got off to a rough start

as heidi tried to have his crystal ball inserted in her chest. >> ever wonder what the future holds for heidi montag? worried about her? call the psychic manager's hotline. he has all the answers. >> is lc good or bad? >> good! >> how bad is heidi's plastic surgery? >> bad. >> really bad, right? >> bad! >> i know! >> when will heidi be on "dancing with the stars"? >> sooner than you think. >> call now, must be 18 or older. only $3.95 a minute. call now and get a free set of spencer chakra stones. >> jimmy: this is good. this is from wvlt news in tennessee. a reporter named gordon boyd was wrapping up a live report and apparently was not pleased with his performance. that staying and doing now is as

heinous as doing it all. >> jimmy: that's very mad. some positive news today from oprah winfrey for a change. according to this month's cover of "o" magazine, look up in the corner, the battle is over. how she ended her war with food. food surrendered after she captured captain crunch and general mills, too. who knew she had a war with food? i don't know. technically she won't be pulling the troops out of applebee's until fall next year. i'll keep fighting it for us. i'm going to miss world war food, i really am. in other health news, a new study from boston found that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day don't gain

as much weight as those who don't drink alcohol at all. or at least that's what your wife will slur to you when she forgets to pick up the kids up at soccer practice. doctors are cautioning this does not mean women should start drinking in an attempt to lose weight but it's a big boost for this new program. >> let's keep that one. you probably heard that i joined jenny keg to get healthier, and you know what, i'm so glad i did. i've lost 20 pounds and my cholesterol is down over 20 points. >> call jenny keg today, and get six weeks of beer for $36. a pint for breakfast, a sixer for dinner. call jenny keg now. chug chug chug your way to a thinner you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a diet i can do. for those of you looking forward to having 3d teching nology in

home, samsung had a launch party for their new 3d tv, and they invited yehya to attend. did you have a good time? >> yeah, donald trump said hi and black eyed peas, too. >> jimmy: we're going to show that right now. here's yehya ming ming with the stars, maybe even the black eyed peas in new york. >> i'm here in new york with samsung 3d hd tv. what? what you come here, what you think with "avenue tar" work with the 3d? what do you think. >> with these sets samsung is making, it's great. it feels like i'm right in front of you. >> thank you mr. cameron. can i take picture with you? >> sure. >> god bless you. >> absolutely. hold the microphone. sorry. >> i can take direction. >> because you're the director. >> andy, how are you andy?

what do you think about 3d? >> i love 3d. >> you make music for 3d? jack in the box? >> yeah, i'm going to make jack in the box for 3d. >> i love your song, jack in the box. you can wear the glasses. man, you're very close to me, andy. >> i feel like we're almost making out. >> feeling in the mood. >> are we kissing? >> no kissing, man. >> take the glass off, andy. you come famous with me, too. oh, black eyed pea. hi, guy, how are you? tonight going to be a good night? okay. you want to come to my show? only. follow me. for the lady, sorry. >> thank you. s sit. you need more chair?

>> dicky: from new york, it's "the ya ya show." yehya's guests, the black eyed peas. now, here's yehya. >> i want to say something. >> stop? >> tiger wood, he like make lots of sex. okay. okay? while you're here, tell me, what you do today for 3d. ♪ 3d we rocking -- what? >> don't touch. not me. no -- >> you're faster. >> so, no, we launched a new 3d l.e.d. tv live in new york times square. >> watch this 3d. >> watch what? >> the 3d glasses. >> dicky: now, a word from yehya's sponsors. >> i wash my teeth every day

with the pyraminlt. >> dicky: pyramint, watch your teeth, just like yehya. >> like me! >> okay, can i take picture of you guys? god bless you. matt damon, we're run of the time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. all right. well -- it's thursday night, thank you, yehya. thursday night is our new night nor our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep things and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> one of the most face nating things about gerard was the fact this guy that's done the movies, he's a tulle guy, he works out, has a small [ bleep ].

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>> jimmy: welcome back. joining us tonight, three men who we've been fortunate enough as a country to see exercising in the nude. ufc fighter chuck liddell there with his girlfriend. nfl player/dancing star chad ochocinco and from the show "parenthood," the very funny dax shepard who you can see here playing miniature golf completely naked. they're here tonight to explain themselves. also tonight, a talented young singer from auckland, new zealand. this is her first release in the

united states, it's called "holy smoke." music from gin tonight. and this saturday, don't forget to set your dv-vcrs for "jimmy kimmel live" after the academy awards with robert downey jr., keith urban, christoph waltz and the handsome men's club. that's here saturday night at 10:00 on abc. watch that. do whatever you want. i don't care. i don't care what you do. our first guest tonight is a world famous socialite and oversized sunglasses wearer and on again, off again reality star. chef has a clothing li called winter kate and foot ware line called house of harlow. please welcome nicole richie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank, so do you.

>> jimmy: thank you for being here on your husband's 31st birthday. >> i'm so excited to be spending it with you. >> jimmy: thank you. it means that you love me more than you love him, i guess. >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: what did you get him for his birthday? >> um, i got him a photograph of elvis costello. >> jimmy: nice. >> i happen to have a photo of him in my home, as well, given to me by cleto. did you get it signed? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: that's cool. he has a twin brother. do they celebrate together? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's -- do they like -- i assume they like it. at this age, they cannot do it if they want to. did you get him something, too? >> i did. >> jimmy: what did you get him? >> i got him a guitar. >> jimmy: really? your husband got a picture and your brother-in-law got a guitar. >> well, joel doesn't like extravagant gifts, he likes thoughtful gifts. but the picture is awesome,

so -- >> jimmy: not expensive, probably? >> it was. >> jimmy: oh, it was. he's not going to like it. >> he doesn't -- he doesn't like expensive things. even when i get him a gift -- it's one thing if i was, you know, shopping for myself, i can understand getting mad. but when i get him a gift, i can see the dollar signs, like, pop up over his head and it's not even his money. i don't know why he's getting so upset. i'm like, are you okay? he's like -- this gift must be really expensive. he doesn't like it. >> jimmy: my dad was like that, too. but it's not his money but you guys are engaged, you're going to be married so that will all merge and he'll be down, whatever, 8,000 bucks for some gift, you know? >> yes. >> jimmy: i heard you've been flying planes. >> i have. >> jimmy: and you brought a photograph in which you are flying a plane upside down, incredibly. that is -- hold on a second. let me get -- whose plane is

this? >> my partners in my clothing and shoe line. when i go to montreal, they let me fly. >> jimmy: that's all right. you had some trouble driving. are you sure you're all right for flying? sunt seem like -- >> i'm working on it. >> jimmy: are you taking lessons? >> i am. it's fun. it's very liberating. >> jimmy: yeah, you get to fly. when you're flying. will you fly other peopl around, is that the goal? >> yeah. i mean, there have been other people in the plane. they're not so happy about me -- >> jimmy: you flying? >> me flying. >> jimmy: i would think not. john travolta flies a plane and what he does, he dresses up in a full captain's uniform when he flies and it's hilarious. >> i'm not going to that. >> jimmy: might be something for your clothing line, though, because somebody really should -- >> pilot gear. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. because they're wearing these, like, some sort of polyester, like, prefab colts they have to

wear and the big hats and everything. that could be a good market for you. you know? char for pillows now, might as well put good uniforms on the people. >> i like where you're going with this. >> jimmy: thank you. how are things with the clothing lines? wouldn't it be funny if you said terribly? >> sucks, i hate it. it's going really great. i've been working for over two years for just this season and so i'm so excited that it's finally out and available. >> jimmy: one is named after your daughter, correct? >> both of them are named after my daughters. the clothing is called winter kate, her middle name, and all the accessories are under house of harlow. >> do you make clothes for her? her name is on the clothes? >> no. >> jimmy: that's very different than the way i grew up, i'll tell you. i had something called tough skins that i had one pair of them, and they were reinforced in the knee, you know what these are? >> no. >> jimmy: you'd buy them at

sears and you'd regret it immediately when you went to school, but they had the knees were very thick for rough and tumble young boys like myself who would tear holes in the knees and then you never have sex with anyone. as a result of wearing them. it was a great -- it's a tradition in my family. >> sounds like you had a great childhood. >> jimmy: really great. you were -- i don't have to tell you, you were in the song, the new version of "we are the world" because your dad co-wrote the song and kind of conducted and produced the whole thing. >> yes. >> jimmy: what i didn't realize is that you were also at the original recording of "we are the world." how old were you? >> i was 4, i believe. >> jimmy: wow. 4. do you remember it? >> the one thing i do remember is that i had bought a dog that day and i brought it to the studio and so my dad was a little bit flustered. >> jimmy: he was? why? >> because i had come there and i, a, i got a dog without asking him, that means it was coming

home with us and the dog was running around. and i was like, why aren't you playing with us, and he was trying to write a song. >> jimmy: stevie wonder didn't have a dog there with him, did he? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: when you look back at the video, do you have memories of that time? >> we have pictures. i was ally young, so -- >> jimmy: and now, in the video, you, as i recall, are standing next to brian wilson of the beach boys. >> i am. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> it was really amazing. i'm a huge fan of his. to hear his voice -- that will never happen again, so -- >> jimmy: when your dad sings, i'm a big fan of your dad's, and when he sings, are you like, oh, dad's singing again -- is that what you feel like, because i can imagine if like, my dad or mom was singing that i wouldn't be as excited about it as others. >> i don't think he -- i don't even think he sings at home.

he gardens >> jimmy: he does? >> yes, a lot. all day. and he cleans the pool and i actually won't ride in a car with him because what he likes to do is drive ten miles an hour by his neighbors' houses and he's like, see, those bushes, they need to just clip right around the edges. and he'll pull into people's driveways and i'm like, dad, please, please, we have to leave. this -- >> jimmy: to look at their shrubbery? >> that's what he likes to do. >> jimmy: when your dad started out in the beginning of his career, his hair was like a huge shrub and he gardened it down. >> it's true. >> jimmy: that's how he started with that. congratulations, and give your husband my best birthday witches. nicole richie, everybody. winter kate, the clothing line is in stores now. we'll be right back with dax shepard, chuck liddell and chad

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. our next guests are celebrated

athletes from the world's of foot bad, mixed martial arts and miniature golf. each has been captured working out in the nude on video tape. please welcome chad ochocinco, chuck liddell and dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: like an all naked justice league here. congratulations on your video -- your viral videos, and -- was this the first time being nude on the internet for each of you? >> i had an episode of "punk d" ran. >> mine hasn't leaked yet. >> jimmy: had you met before? is this the first time? >> you know that we're all in a book club together. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah.

he turned me onto "oranges aren't the only fruit" and he was "fried green tomatoes." great recommendations. >> jimmy: there is back story here. >> yeah, yeah. and we're in a camping club, the three of us like to get, we climb and we camp. spend a long weekend, three-day weekend. >> jimmy: hey, you know, if you guys have another opening i'd love to join the club. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: chuck, of the three of you, you chose -- we saw these videos and, well -- there's chuck. chuck was actually -- chuck chose to be actually naked during his video, which was not required, but -- >> oh, man. >> jimmy: clothing was optional. why did you decide -- >> and why squatting? >> jimmy: two good questions. chuck? [ applause ] >> the thing was, they had the thing, made it look funny -- >> jimmy: made what look funny? >> i mean, the lines in the back of your butt, whatever. >> jimmy: whose house was that at? >> brad penny's, a good friend

of mine. >> jimmy: oh, the pitcher? >> yeah. one of his friends used the machine the next day, forgot i used it. was like, oh, man. i didn't wipe it off after. >> one of his friends used the machine and she's now pregnant. >> jimmy: wow. and chad, now for you, i think, us seeing you naked on the internet is something that we -- it's not that surprising, because you do some crazy stuff. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: there you are. were people shocked by this when they found out? >> not really. i mean -- i mean, you know how i am. i think outside the box with everything i do, and i'm -- i'm not knew to controversy, so, i mean, it is what it is. >> jimmy: do you -- do you cause controversies intentionally or does it just happen to you? >> i don't do anything really bad. i just -- i'm at the edge of the cliff but i never jump off. >> jimmy: right. like changing your name to ocho cinco in the first place, which,

for those who don't know, your number, 85, in spanish that's the -- most people don't do that. >> right. >> jimmy: you do. now, dax, you are, i understand, no longer allowed at any miniature golf course in the los angeles area. >> yes, it was a national ban. >> jimmy: you can see here. >> basically i saw the guys -- i saw the guys in the zig tech, they're naked, and i thought, look at their builds. i wouldn't mind looking like. that i'm going to try their method. i woke up the next morning, i liked just like them. >> jimmy: incredible. chuck, your girlfriend was in it. how did you convince her to get naked for this? >> to be honest, we were not going to tell anybody, it was going to be me doing the video with some other girl naked and i didn't want to have to explain that for three weeks, so -- she's hot, she looked great doing it and she was covered. she wore the stuff, and she was

all right with it. took a little talking, but she did it for me. >> jimmy: if you can talk your girlfriend into something like that, really, almost -- there's really nothing you couldn't talk her into, i would think. [ applause ] chad, well, chuck, you danced on "dancing with the stars." >> yeah. >> jimmy: and chad, you are going to be on "dancing with the stars," you're training right now? >> yeahs it's really hard. >> jimmy: how many hours a day? >> i'm going four. four. >> jimmy: four hours a day? not that many. not that many. >> what? >> you know, standard work day is eight, so -- >> jimmy: because i am thinking about betting on you this year. >> why wouldn't you? >> jimmy: well, i'm probably going to, but i would like -- i want to get a sense, i want to feel you out a little bit with what your commitment is to -- >> four hours a day is a lot. i leave -- i'm going to miami, cheryl and i are traveling to miami to train out there in miami for a little bit to see my

family before i come back to l.a. before the show starts. >> jimmy: got you. i don't know if you know this, but chad is about to embark upon another reality television career. tell everyone what this idea is. >> me? what? >> jimmy: the dating show. >> oh, yeah. you know, i had a problem finding a girlfriend, a woman, i don't know how you did it. so, you know, with the help of vh1, we're having a dating show for me to find me somebody, it's an -- it starts out with 85 women. [ applause ] you know -- >> jimmy: the best part is this -- earlier, this slipped your mind. i'm going to be dating 85 women soon. and then you will have sex with each one of them? how will it work? >> i'm still a virgin. that's the funny thing about it. >> jimmy: is that right? this is going to be something to say. someone will get to win your virginity. and where will -- >> can't put a price on that. >> jimmy: what is the name of the show? >> ocho cinco, 85 dates. and the funny thing about it

is -- >> jimmy: there's going to be a lot of funny things about it. >> there is. it's sort of -- >> are there going to be any dudes? >> jimmy: dax wants to sign up. would he will all right? >> it has a bracket form to it. it's going to be -- >> mike march madness for dates. >> jimmy: brackets? will there be seeding? the girls will be seeded? >> i hope the underdog wins. >> jimmy: nice if the 16 -- >> the girl with the screwy eye and a limp. >> jimmy: see that? >> you need the one underdog. >> jimmy: well, this is ridiculous, really. the whole thing is. but you do like the shoes that you're wearing? >> yeah. >> oh, my god yeah. >> i got a lot of compliments on them. people like how they look. >> jimmy: women are taking off their clothes -- >> he was naked. there wasn't much to compliment, so -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: let me just say, in

fairness to chuck, i saw the raw video and there's plenty to compliment. quite plenty to compment. chuck liddell, dax shepard, chad ochocinco, everybody. watch chad on "dancing with the stars" and having sex with everyone on vh 1, chuck is in the ufc and dax shepard on "parenthood" on nbc. the reebok zig tech is in stores now. we'll be right back with music from gin.

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>> jimmy: hi there. this is her debut cd, it's called "holy smoke." it comes out march 16th. here with the song "too late for lovers," gin. ♪ ♪ step on my toes ♪ riddle my road ♪ now i can't find my own way back ♪ ♪ leave me to lie ♪ with you chasing my eyes ♪ so i fall for you one last time ♪ ♪ how do you know if i a pocket of gold ♪ ♪ will ever be enough to say i do ♪ ♪ no no it's ♪ too late for lovers ♪ now save me, why won't you save me ♪ ♪ when i gave you my whole world ♪ ♪ to leave this holey rolling

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