>> dicky: it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night." powered by the 2011 ford mustang. with jessica alba. and lamar odom. and now, infoul trouble, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. your pregame appetizer or post game desert. wait, tonight, game five of the nba finals from boston, massachusetts. on opposite the tony awards. it's a tough choice for me. paul pierce and kobe bryant, or

la cage au folles. if you're trying to figure out whether your child is gay or not. put him in front of the tv tonight. it should become clear. boston won game four on thursday. that is significant they tied the game at 2-2. no team has ever come back from a 2-2 tie to win the nba title. there's been a lot of complaining about the referees for both sides. when you're player, you can't complain too much. the league will hit you with a fine. in game four, paul pierce made his dissatisfaction clear. >> draws the foul. they wave it off. >> jimmy: that's right. you can't call a foul when the whistle is halfway down your throat. part of the referees job is to make sure that the games don't get too rough. eddie rush, the gentleman that took the punch was well within

his rights to do this. >> paul pierce, at the line, shooting his first of two. what's this? referee eddie rush punches him in the head. >> jimmy: he did call a technical on himself. it was fair. after the game thursday, derek fisher spoke to report es. watch the guy in the upper left-hand corner. i don't thing i have seen anyone so delighted. >> we're in the nba finals, it's 2-in the. regardless of where the games are, the next team to win two wins the title. to have the opportunity to do it is the gift. >> jimmy: no way he has pants on, right? it's an escaped mental patient. celtics forward glen "big baby" davis who got the nickname because he looks like a big baby whose nickname is davis.

he began drooling on the court. that's a double dribble right there. a lot of drool. bp is sending engineers to boston to try to figure out how to clean it up. after the game, rachel nichols asked about it. >> let me tell you something. if you're in the moment, you're in the moment. if i slobber, not, spit, i'm apologize. kids, don't do that. did i catch you can some? >> jimmy: give me a heads-up next time. i'll bring a boogie board. he went 7 of 10 from the field. for game five, the lakers are bringing in their own big baby. this one smokes, too. they signed him for $100 and a

carton of marlboro reds. once every 50 years, a true legend comes along in sports. someone who will never be forgotten. baseball had babe ruth. soccer, pele. celebrity ballroom dancing had nicole scherzinger. now we add a name in the world of pop a shot. ricardo. he's a busboy at barney's beanery. he's made short work of lebron james, charles barkley, he shut the great kobe bryant down the other night. tonight, he faces maybe his greatest threat yet, the newest member of the kardashian family, lakers forward lamar odom. he brought khloe with him. let's hope for lamar's sake he brought his game, too. are you familiar with the

kardashians? >> yes. >> jimmy: you watch that show? >> yeah. >> jimmy: maybe this works out, khloe can hook you up with her sister, kim, she likes athletes. >> a good idea. >> jimmy: we're counting on you. don't let us down, all right? >> okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: that will be a lot of fun. lakers forward ron artest could possibly be the craziest man in sports. he's lovable, but he's a nut. he's on twitter a lot. for those of you that don't have a twitter account, we hired a young lady, a 7-year-old girl named cordelia to read them aloud. here she is with the ron artest tweet of the night. >> kobe is dope, boy! >> jimmy: i agree. we got a good show tonight.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to our game night special broadcast. that is busboy ricardo. he's already defeated lebron james, charles barkley, and kobe bryant. can he vanquish lamar odom tonight? i don't know. i'm asking that question. i don't think oprah herself could beat ricardo on pop-a-shot. i don't think she could. our guest tonight is a combination of french, mexican, italian, danish and spanish decent. i had all those foods for dinner last night. you can see her in "the killer inside me."

>> what do you think you're doing with that? >> sheriff's office, ma'am. what are you doing with it? >> i have a permit. you satisfied, copper? >> well, all right then. it's all right. and my name is ford, ma'am, not copper. >> the only decent looking guy i have seen in this stink hole and he's a boy scout with a badge. >> jimmy: "the killer inside me" opens in new york and l.a. please welcome jessica alba. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic.

thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you grew up here. have you been following the lakers and celtics closely? >> i've been following the series. not as closely as i want to. >> jimmy: why? >> i did renovations on my house and we're moving back in. i've been painting and primering and refurbishing. >> jimmy: really? does your husband help you? do you,an electric sander? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you wear the safety stuff? >> i do. >> jimmy: i don't go for the safety stuff. i'll go on the roof in thongs. not those thongs. on the feet thongs. >> i just had a visual of you in a thong on the roof. >> jimmy: that's when they call in the air force. no, not like that. but that's impressive that

you're doing that. >> i love doing that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: have you been finishing the place yourself? >> yeah. i like to buy things off craig's list. or get stuff from flea markets. >> jimmy: you'll call someone and say, i'm coming over to look at the set? >> i don't have to go over there and check it out. i just e-mail them an get it picked up. and i use a fake name. because i really think they might jack up the price. >> jimmy: you came to my house, i would get down off the roof in my thong. and then secondly, i would probably just give it all to you. there would be in charge. i would be like, take it all. i guess -- wow, that's a big project you're involved with. did you burn a hotel down? >> no. >> jimmy: i saw a story. she almost burns a hotel down cooking fish sticks.

you were in town for the film festival. >> no, no. >> jimmy: you weren't? >> no, i was. we had an oven in our hotel room and would cook for my daughter -- >> jimmy: fish sticks? >> no, no. listen. >> jimmy: you're under oath, you know that. >> my nanny, my sister-in-law's sister, i was getting ready for the premier. she baked honors a fish fillet. the seasoning burnt, it set off the smoke alarm. we still gave honor the food. we didn't throw it away. >> jimmy: she ate the evidence. sfwlit wasn't like a fire or really burnt. it was just a little crisp. >> jimmy: but the fire trucks came. they probably knew it was you. >> they barged in. and lindsey was embarrassed.

>> jimmy: i would think so. >> it wasn't a big deal. it was jus a little smoke. >> jimmy: enough for six fire trucks worth of smoke. this new movie is called "the killer inside me." and casey affleck is in it. >> yes. and kate hudson. >> jimmy: i heard it's very violent. >> it's about a sociopathic killer, so -- >> jimmy: killers are violent in general. you play the killer? who? >> no, i sort of instigate the violence out of him. my character. they're -- it's very dark. it's "pulp fiction." it's a jim thompson novel. that's what it's based on. it's an indie. >> jimmy: sit upsetting to make a movie that's like -- >> it was intense. i took a lot of time off, i had

my kid. i wanted to come back in the business working with great directors. i was attracted to it because of michael winterbottom, the director. i have worked with garry marshall, and other amazing directors. one is an action movie, one is a comedy, another is a romantic comedy. >> jimmy: this is the reason you burned the hotel down. well it's good to see you. please don't go to people's houses with the kras's list thing. you may run into a sociopathic killer. jessica alba, everybody. "the killer inside me." we'll be right back with lamar and ricardo the busboy and pop-a-shot.

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>> jimmy: we >> jimmy: we're back. still to come, pop-a-shot. when it comes to athletics, there isn't much left for me to achieve. there is one thing i have never done. i never shattered a back board. i never dunked a basketball so hard that the backboard shattered into a million pieces. shaq did it, michael did it. but i haven't. let go toult me in our back marking lot. hi, jim. >> jimmy: hey, looking good.

>> thank you. >> jimmy: are you excited about this. >> yeah, you know, we're the same person. we're excited about this. why wouldn't we be. we have a hoop set up. i'm ready to do this. >> jimmy: ail right. >> let's do this. here we go. hold on a second. you know what, actually. i'm going to lower the this a little. >> jimmy: a good idea. ,it's too high. >> jimmy: i can see that. >> i'm going to take it down about nine feet here. all right, here we -- i'm going to take to it about eight now. i think that's too -- a little bit too high for me. this will make it more do-able. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. crank that thing down there. that's good. >> yes. >> jimmy: don't forget your

goggles. >> oh, yeah, thank you. here we go. >> jimmy: all right. >> i won't. >> jimmy: you won't what? wow. wow. >> that's really good. >> jimmy: i bet. >> let's show some people the tape. >> jimmy: okay. hey, guys. you guys basketball fans? >> yeah. >> jimmy: watch this. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: thanks. do people still high five? >> once in awhile. every seen such power in an individual? >> no. >> jimmy: do you think your dad could do that? >> no. >> it's terrific. stick with it, man.

>> jimmy: thank you. >> it's little. >> jimmy: what's little. >> the goal little. >> jimmy: it's the same size. >> it's the same sized a you. >> jimmy: you see what i did there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what did i do? >> shoot the basketball. >> jimmy: why did i do that? >> because you wanted to. >> jimmy: you're a black guy, right? take a look at this and tell me what you think? >> oh, that was nice. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i did that before, though. >> jimmy: you've done that. you have the video? >> no. >> jimmy: everybody's done it. >> wow, you're a strong guy. >> jimmy: i really am. >> you are. >> jimmy: is that something? i may have to tickle you in you keep that up. >> i'm getting a kick out of this.

>> jimmy: not as much as i am. ♪ i believe i can fly i believe i can touch the skooi think about it every night and day ♪ ♪ i'm going to fly away i believe i can soar ♪ ♪ see me running through that open door i believe i can fly i believe i can fly ♪ ♪ i believe i can fly >> jimmy: rest in peace, little homeys. ♪ fly, fly, fly

>> jimmy: okay, i did it again. all right. when we come back, ricardo the busboy takes on lamar odom in game four of our pop-a-shot finals. we'll be right back. ♪ i wanna see you in the morning. ♪ ♪ i wanna see you when ♪ the breaking day is dawning. ♪ ♪ you gotta go, you gotta go, ♪ ♪ it's alright. ♪ and when i get the same reaction. ♪ ♪ i know this time ♪ it's gonna give some satisfaction. ♪ ♪ you gotta go, you gotta go. ♪

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>> jimmy: we're back and -- um, pop-a-shot is a miniature basketball game found at sports bars. there's one here in l.a. at bar called barney's beanery. there's a busboy named ricardo there. he's been on fire. he beat barkley, lebron, kobe bryant. now he puts his title on the line against one of basketball's fiercest and most kardashies competitors. >> hi, everybody. i'm marv albert. time for the pop-a-shot competitors. 6'10", 230 pounds and an nba

superstar, lamar odom. and here's ricardo, the busboy. let's go to cousin sal for the tip-off. >> good luck, ricardo. >> no funny stuff. >> oh. >> all right. that surprises me. lamar shoots first. >> jimmy: lamar wins the tip. ricardo does not jump for those. i tell you. here we go. and this is an interesting technique that lar mar is using. just kind of dumping them in. like he's deep-frying doughnut holes. oh, ricardo thinks it's cute. he's laughing at lamar. the ball is -- does not seem to be bouncing lamar's way. oh, that's lamar's wife. khloe kardashian. if lamar loses, she belongs to

ricardo. >> 35. you're up. >> jimmy: not bad. okay, the final score there. will that be enough to defeat recar doe? i doubt it. here we go. ricardo finds his groove. pretty much right way. he's a machine. he's ran adorable bald machine. and the fans are -- chants ricardo, ricardo. they can't get enough of him. lamar is laughing. look at that focus. the determination. the man has it all. and the final score -- ricardo -- khloe and her friends can't believe it. 84 is ricardo's score. he's -- >> go get it. >> jimmy: incredible.

wow, that was something else. thank you, fellas. thanks to lamar odom, marv albert. ricardo, jessica alba. join us next week with don rickles, josh brolin and ozzy osbourne. good night.