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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching on this important night of basketball. game four of the nba finals tonight. we do not know the outcome of the game because it's on right now as we tape the show. let's skip the show tonight and watch the game. what do you say? pile on to an enormous couch. guillermo, go get a clean trash can and 200 straws. the lakers won game three in boston. and i wonder if they'll actually get it. this is how kobe bryant celebrated the win. >> kobe, thank you. >> yep. >> all right, doris, the celtics are never able to -- >> and right there on ric bucher

from espn's hair. it's a new brand of hair gel. it comes from his nose. these referees are missing everything this year. the refs have been getting criticism and deservedly so, i think. the commissioner said it wouldn't be a lakers/celtics final without complaints from fans about the officiating. some of the calls have had a major impact on the series. this one i think was the worst of all. this happened on tuesday night. >> rondo to a wide-open ray allen. he puts up a three. and out of nowhere, joey crawford slaps the ball -- >> jimmy: let's have a look at that again. it's almost as if he did it intentionally. right? you know, before -- before game three, someone handed out 5,000 paper masks with khloe kardashian odom's face on them. those are the mask masks. she's married to lamar odom.

he had his best game of the series. and set a new world record by having sex with 5,000 celtics fans after the game. 30 of them are pregnant. so that's -- that backfired. khloe kardashian odom and her sister courtnkourtney karsashia they're here tonight. and bradley cooper. the real excitement is the world cup starts in ten hours. the world cup. soccer from south africa. you know that excitement you get when flag day's coming up? i kind of feel like that with the world cup. the first match is mexico versus south africa, the home -- who are you going to root for? >> for mexico of course. >> jimmy: why? >> oh, because mexico's going to win. >> jimmy: why do you hate south africa? >> no, i like south africa, but i like mexico better. >> jimmy: what specifically is it that you love about south africa?

>> uh, the food. >> jimmy: oh. the u.s. team plays england on saturday. in their first game. the referees for that game are from brazil. they've been studying english curse words like the "f" word and the "b" word and the "p" world. are there any letters that don't have a curse word? maybe the "r" word. i don't know. the refs are studying the word so when the player use them to curse them out they can penalize them. they're using one of these language learning systems. i think every young referee should have this. >> want to learn to squawear in english? now it's easy. narrated by today's most famous celebrities like christian bale. >> what don't you [ bleep ] understand? >> what don't you [ bleep ] understand? >> bill o'reilly. >> the thing [ bleep ] sucks.

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it's even worse in soccer because you can't use your hands. i have to say, i'm surprised england would allow this. i think it's a serious violation of privacy. there's no scientific proof that this helps an athlete's performance. but i'm not an expert on the subject. i did abstain from sex personally through my high school athletic career, but that was an involuntary thing. that was a decision made by all the girls in the school. here to break it down for us, we turn to our staff medical expert, dr. uncle frank. doctor? >> hi, dr. uncle frank here, keeping you healthy. our first question comes from bob costas. some smallish, oregon. what kind of sex can i have that won't impair my performance on the field? the kind of sex you should have is be the recipient of sex, in other words, don't be the aggressor. be the one that just lies back and enjoys it, sitting down or

lying down. be the recipient. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, doctor. great advice. today was day 52 of the oil spill in the gulf brought to you by bp. kevin costner testified in front of congress yesterday. he's a co-owner of a company that separates oil from seawater. and if you spilled it, he will come. he did. [ cheers and applause ] the coast guard says bp's new containment dome is pumping more oil than the boat they sent to collect the oil can hold. so first they underestimated the size of the spill. then the size of the boats they need to collect it. these guys have a real sizing problem and you can see that in virtually every part of the bp organization. >> bp is now successfully capturing massive amounts of oil from the gulf floor. but u.s. officials say the boats

they're using to collect the oil aren't large enough to hold all of it. the latest in a series of miscalculations from oil giant bp. >> unfortunately we grossly miscalculated the size of the boats necessary to collect the amount of oil being captured from the well. but larger boats are on the way. >> as we can see from these photos, the boats are capable of holding tens of thousands of gallons of oil. so don't worry, we have it covered. >> jimmy: all right, well very good. they should just switch too, you know? the country music television awards were last night in nashville. the big winners were carrie underwood, landy antebellum, and brooks and dunn.

who are not together anymore. i guess cmt is trying to broaden their fan base. they brought the cast of "jersey shore" into the shore. with co-host celebrity chef paula dean. >> jersey in the house, y'all! >> jimmy: snooki has a new celebrity twitter friend, arizona senator john mccain. i guess she was complaining on twitter about a new tanning tax in the health care bill, which is great to start with, and john mccain tweeted her. he said, you are right, i would never tax your tanning bed. president obama's tax-spend policy is quite the situation. and he laughed and laughed and laughed until he wet himself. are we supposed to believe john mccain knows about "jersey shore?" ensure, yes, "jersey shore," no. john mccain and snooki would be the mother of all hookups. it would be the greatest. this is lady gaga at her younger sister's high school graduation.

the invitation said casual bipolar. and so she -- i guess she didn't want to draw attention to herself, so she wrapped her head in a caldron. some good news today about artie rizal who of course is the chain smoking end nation baby. >> we have an update on that video we showed you of the toddler from indonesia who chain smokes 40 cigarettes a day. good news, he's cut down to 15 cigarettes a day thanks to therapy that focuses on playing. >> jimmy: you know what would get the kid to cut back? on cigarettes for good? it's a lesser known treatment called "don't give him any." it's not like he could jump in the expedition and run to albertson's. officials offered to give the parents a car if they got him to stop smoking. which seems like a weird incentive, you know? if they quit giving him scotch, do they get a house? if people want this baby to stop smoking, and i think we, do

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>> jimmy: two women who are sisters, both in real life and on their show. they have two shows, in fact, "keeping up with the kardashians" and "khloe and kourtney take miami." kourtney karsashian and khloe kardashian odom are here tonight. khloe got married to lamar odom of the lakers after they had been dating less than a month. they met a month and a day after they -- before they got married.

anyway, we bought this pumpkin, we called it the love pumpkin. we wanted to see which would last longer, their marriage or the pumpkin. that was in september. >> how is their marriage doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: better than the pumpkin. it looks like they have outlasted the pumpkin. love triumphs again. also tonight, from the united kingdom, this is his album, called "rock star." taio cruz tonight. and our "game night special" with jessica alba and lamar odom. take on bus boy ricardo in pop-a-shot. that's after the game out west. you know our first guest from "wedding crashers," even movies about not weddings. he plays "face" in the "a-team." please say hello to badly bradley cooper! [ cheers and applause ]

good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look very sharp. you're usually dressed like a bum and now you're dressed up. you look snazzy. >> well, it's "the jimmy kimmel she." >> jimmy: thank you to dressing up for me. i have not seen you since before "the hangover" came out i think -- on the show anyway. >> on the show, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that turned out okay, right? >> not bad. [ cheers and applause ] it was a great movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you must be like the patron saint of bachelor parties now. >> i am, i am. it's on my website. >> jimmy: did guys try to get you to come to your bachelor parties? >> they like to regale me with the stories of the batchelor bachelor parties. we were still doing the

promotional tour and i was, like, in the airport. these three guys come stumbling up in an airport. looked like they just left the bachelor party. they were like, oh, dude, my buddy is getting married. smell his shirt, smell his shirt. and i smelled his shirt. >> jimmy: of course you have to smell the shirt. >> i was like, oh, wow. >> jimmy: what did the shirt smell like? >> i would be lying if i told you, because i blocked it out. >> jimmy: oh, you did, okay. that's probably a good idea. you guys had the premiere for the "a-team" in mexico. >> yeah, yeah, the world premiere was in mexico. >> jimmy: is that to apologize for what we did to their gulf? or why -- >> it was my idea. it was my idea. i was looking at the schedule. i was like, let's just go to mexico. make them feel better. no, it was -- they're really nice, the mexicans. >> jimmy: they are. in general, they're friendly to us. there are some countries that aren't nice. >> they were very generous. it was weird, it was like -- i'm from pennsylvania and there's

like a mall growing up and it felt like the premiere was in a mall. it was like the red carpet, it was like we were going up escalators and getting a snow cone. >> jimmy: they wanted to get as much mileage out of you as possible. and what is the "a-team" called in mexico? >> they kept talking about it. i'm like, what movie are they talking about? it's like -- "magnifico a-something." >> jimmy: do you know what it is? >> "los magnificos." >> "the hangover" in french was like "some really bad night" was the translation or something. there's no word in french for "hangover." >> jimmy: but certainly in mexico, we know they have a word for team.

but you're in mexico. >> yeah, i'll look into that. >> jimmy: okay so you're in mexico -- you're from philadelphia? >> yeah, just outside, in bridle, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: i heard you were working on a movie there with robert de niro. >> with the big man. >> jimmy: was he -- [ cheers and applause ] >> it was great, oh, man, that it was something. >> jimmy: how was that? >> it was crazy. >> jimmy: was he intimidating? >> he's the reason i became an actor. oh, he was so intimidating. like "oh, i loved the hangover." >> jimmy: is he really the reason you got into acting? >> he really kind of is. >> jimmy: what movie made an impression on you? more than one? >> yeah, yeah. "taxi driver," "raging bull." >> jimmy: do you go over this with him? >> i was like, yeah, man, "wedding crashers," i gained like 20 pounds. vince vaughn was a big guy and you had to believe -- and he's like, uh-huh. so i was trying to find any way

to talk about "raging bull." >> jimmy: and did he -- >> no reaction at all. >> jimmy: what is it like doing a scene with him? does he -- is he, like, one of those guys that -- >> like no joke, it's the best experience i ever had. because we were doing the table read, just as an example, for the movie. that's when you read the script aloud in front of 40 people, and he was sitting next to me and he doesn't come in until like page 25. i have advivoiceovers so i'm tag through the whole thing. and all of a sudden he's like -- and i'm like "what?" he was saying his line. and i didn't know it was so real. and i remember it was -- it was like -- he was sitting back saying, you think you're acting? watch this, you're reading, i'm acting. >> jimmy: did you have emotional

one-on-one scenes with him? >> we had a lot of emotional scenes. there was one thing that was hilarious. i play this guy who takes a drug that opens up the 80% of your brain that you don't usually use. so i can't ever stutter when i'm talking. so there will be those monologues i have. he plays an investment banker and i'm -- or among other things. and i'm trying to tell him -- i'm trying to get him to hire me. so there's this whole thing, very smart thing that i say, and on his coverage he was like -- he was like this listening to me. he goes, go on. well, i'm out of the dialogue. so i started making up all this crazy [ bleep ]. it was like stock prices and i remember i said -- and the take was like 10, 15 minutes long where he kept going -- go on. and you started out bob shea gave you your first shot. i have no idea who that is. he's like, he did, he did. again, you start out in linens, and he's like, i did, yeah.

i was talking about discovery, buying something at 2.5, that's going to give you a yield of about 4% in 2012, you know -- and i have no -- literally, i'm just sweating, and i'm thinking, what is he doing to me? but he wants a real reaction. because they film one scene like this and then they come around with the camera. so you can't hear what the other person is saying. so i would say -- there's one moment where he's laying into me and i was like, if you don't mind, and you know bob. so i was like, bob, just really lay into me so i feel it. he's like, all right, all right. say i'm a fake and all this stuff. so they start rolling and the camera is like here and i come into the frame and he's like, yeah, you're nothing, you're a fake, you're not going to last. you're a fake, no good. you know this about yourself. you're nothing. i don't know why you're here right now. and i'm like this, listening to him. i forgot i had to go in fronof the camera. it was so real.

i was destroyed. you're right, you know what? i shouldn't be doing this movie. i'm gone. sorry, bob. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty great. so this movie "the a-team," this show "the a-team," let's be honest, is one of the worst shows ever. we were 12 years old. but this movie looks fantastic. >> let's talk about it being the worst show ever. >> jimmy: it was fun when you're like 11. >> it's kind of beautiful. you can never replace that. >> jimmy: you wonder, like, what was i thinking at that time in my life? >> i loved it. >> jimmy: yeah, i thought this was great. >> if i can get a pair of gloves, a cigar, a mohawk and some chains and be like a schizophrenic, you wanted to be like everybody. >> jimmy: i didn't know you could go on a plane without knocking your friend out. >> i didn't know you don't get

in the car by being thrown over it first. >> jimmy: but this is some big action film. >> it's something. >> jimmy: you got to shoot huge guns. >> massive, guns the size of small children. >> jimmy: have you shot guns before? >> no. >> jimmy: or children? >> a couple kids. but i felt like will arnett just then. like jimmy -- >> jimmy: but yeah, that's got to be really a dream come true. >> yeah. did you grow up shooting guns and stuff? i mean fake gun. >> jimmy: well, cleto and i, when we were kids, we used to steal a shotgun out of his dad's closet and we would shoot kites out of the sky in our neighborhood. >> did you grow up on a farm? >> jimmy: in las vegas. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: we didn't know it was crazy at the time. we probably should have been arrested. >> my big thing was cap guns. did you -- >> jimmy: no, we were shooting real shotguns. >> you were living the dream

early. i can't even talk about my childhood. >> jimmy: these are not cap guns you're shooting in the movie. >> no, these are m-4 machine guns. >> jimmy: i think we have a clip. let's look at it. "the a-team." [ gunfire ] >> i'm on a plane? >> we ain't on the plane. >> hey, boss -- >> i'm gonna pop a window. >> yeah! what you got! what you got! >> how come we ain't in the plane? >> because the plane exploded. >> when? >> recently. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i'm going to see that. [ cheers and applause ] "the a-team" opens tomorrow. be right back with the kardashian girls.

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still to come, taoi cruz. between tabloids, twitter, tmz and e-television, our next guests are replacing sasha and malia as america's first sisters. their second show "kourtney and khloe take miami" starts its new season sunday night on e!. please say hello to kourtney and khloe. [ cheers and applause ] i'm watching the game -- i'm watching your husband under my desk. that's weird. >> no way. >> how shady of you. >> jimmy: what is your husband doing under my desk? i heard about that sort of thing on oprah. how is it going? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i should ask, because people have been wondering if you're pregnant. you're not, right? >> i'm not pregnant. >> not today, any way. >> it's so insulting that people -- what are you guys implying about

you? >> jimmy: you want to know what's insulting, people ask me if i'm pregnant. >> are you? >> jimmy: it's physically impossible. of course i'm not. >> there's a man that's pregnant. what is his name? >> jimmy: his name's dave. i don't think -- i won't get into that. shouldn't you guys be -- >> did you miss us? >> jimmy: i did. shouldn't you be in boston supporting your family? >> i should, but i'm under contract to be here. >> i'm not very excited about that, and everyone keeps rubbing it in. >> that's not nice to jimmy. >> it's not a personal attack on jimmy. it's a personal attack on you. >> jimmy: i understand. in a way, this is your playoffs, where you have to buckle down. >> this is the first time i've ever been apart. i'm so excited. lamar's worked so hard. i want to be there. i will be in boston this sunday. i'm a little bummed. >> jimmy: kourtney, how much

does khloe know about basketball? be honest. >> she now knows a lot about basketball. i went with her to the first -- what is it, championship game? >> yes. the first home game. celtics and lakers. >> i went with her to the first game, and khloe is, like, yelling comments, like ref, you suck, you're calling bad fouls and all this stuff. and then this guy -- >> you're blowing the game, ref! >> and this guy behind us is calling things like, lamar, you're better than that. he doesn't know think that khloe's there. >> i think he knew. he was just trying to mess with everyone. >> khloe turns around and says, is that you making those comments? i just want to know, is that you? >> and i said, if you have a comment, say it to my face. and the guy looked at me and he wouldn't talk. >> and then khloe is like, kourtney, you're so quiet. you need to cheer more. i'm like, i don't know what to say. and i'm like, it's not st. patrick's day. like to the celtics.

>> but already everyone thinks we know nothing. so the one thing she says, it's not st. patrick's day. i'm like, just sit down, don't comment please. >> jimmy: that's okay. you'll learn as the years go on and it will become an important part of your lives, maybe something you're even sick of. are you going to go to boston? >> maybe tomorrow or saturday. >> jimmy: do you think you'll get a warm reception from the fans in boston? >> no. >> i think the masks, all the khloe kardashian masks will come up. >> i wonder if you can tell which is the real me. >> jimmy: in a way, they're promoting your show. what kind of punishment is this for you? >> it's great for me. i'm like, free press, great, thanks. >> jimmy: you got to marry a laker too. what is going on with your boyfriend? does the family still dislike him, scott? >> certain members of the family. >> jimmy: certain members? who? >> what is certain? is that 90%, 100%? >> no, that's khloe.

>> i'm the only one that doesn't like him? >> pretty much. >> there's someone called mom, there's bruce, there's kimberly, there's robert. >> kendall likes scott. kylie, rob. >> i've spoken to everyone behind your back and they all disapprove. >> to me they say the thing. so i don't think they don't want to disappoint you. >> jimmy: luckily there are cameras in the house. at all times to capture all this stuff. >> yes. >> jimmy: don't you think at this point now, your sister has a baby with this man. isn't it time for you to embrace him regardless of your differences? >> that is what the silent treatment is for. >> i've tried, i've given this person numerous chances and they keep letting me down. so i've decided i'm not going to fight. it's better to say nothing at all. >> i think in time. >> jimmy: you see pretty calm about it. a lot of people would be really upset about this. >> i used to be.

i used to care so much what everyone thought. then i thought, you know what, this is a man i have a son with. i need to do what makes my son happy and what makes me happy. so right now -- >> jimmy: right, right. not everyone can marry a laker. you should marry one of the celtics and really have some sparks. >> i think that's a good idea. >> one of them kept staring at us at the game. >> jimmy: which one? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: what does he look like? >> really short guy. >> jimmy: rajon rondo? >> he was staring the whole game and i'm like, watch the court. there's a game going on. he was trying to mad dog us. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> show him what a mad dog face looks like. >> just like staring. and i was trying to piss off lamar and i'm like, honey, watch the game. >> jimmy: how about that? speaking of lamar, this pumpkin, the love pumpkin as it was

called -- >> where is it? >> jimmy: i'll tell you where it is right now. it's in our backyard. >> you have a backyard? >> jimmy: yes. we have a backyard. now in fairness to you, you outlasted the pumpkin. show us the other side of the pumpkin. the pumpkin is rotten. now it is time -- >> i will say that pumpkin lasted a really -- i was so shocked you still had this annoying pumpkin. >> jimmy: the band hated it, dicky our announcer hated it. they're happier than you to see it go. let's throw the pumpkin into the woodchipper. >> adios, love pumpkin. >> jimmy: guillermo's talking to the pumpkin now. it's going to shoot out the top there. guillermo, don't you get caught in there.

push, guillermo, push. i feel like it's a lamaze class. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] it's a testament to your love. "kourtney and khloe take miami." it premieres sunday night at 10:00 on e!. be right back with taio cruz. ♪ we'll begin with a spin

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>> jimmy: this is his new cd, it's called "rock star." here with the new song "dynamite," taio cruz! ♪ ♪ i came to dance dance dance ♪ i hit the floor ♪ 'cause that's my plans plans plans plans plans ♪ ♪ i'm wearing all my favorite brands brands brands ♪ ♪ you and me some space for both my hands hands hands hands hands ♪ ♪ you you ♪ 'cause it goes on and on and on ♪ ♪ and it goes on and on and on ♪ i throw my hands up in the air sometimes ♪ ♪ saying ayo ♪ gotta let go ♪ i wanna celebrate and live my life ♪ ♪ saying ayo baby let's go ♪ 'cause we gon rock this club ♪ we gon go all night

♪ we gon light it up ♪ like it's dynamite ♪ 'cause i told you once ♪ now i told you twice ♪ we gon light it up ♪ like it's dynamite ♪ i came to move move move move ♪ ♪ get out the way ♪ me and my crew crew crew crew crew ♪ ♪ i'm up in the club ♪ so i'm gonna do do do do ♪ yeah just drop the phone ♪ came here to do do do do ♪ yep yep yep yep ♪ 'cause it goes on and on and on ♪ and it goes on and on and on ♪ ♪ listen ♪ i throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying ayo ♪ ♪ gotta let go ♪ i wanna celebrate and live my life ♪ ♪ saying ayo ♪ baby let's go ♪ 'cause we gon throbbing club ♪ we gone go all night ♪ we gon light it up ♪ like it's dynamite ♪ 'cause i told you once

♪ now i told you twice ♪ we gon throat up ♪ like it's dynamite ♪ i'm gonna take it all out ♪ i'm gonna be the last one standing ♪ ♪ i'm gonna be the last one landing ♪ ♪ 'cause i, i, i believe it ♪ and i, i, i ♪ i just want it all ♪ he's gonna put my hands in the air ♪ ♪ hands in the air ♪ put your hands in the air ♪ i throw my hands up in the air sometimes ♪ ♪ saying ayo ♪ baby let's go ♪ i wanna celebrate andly of my

live ♪ ♪ saying ayo baby let's go ♪ 'cause we gon rock this club ♪ we gon go all night ♪ we gon light it up ♪ like it's dynamite ♪ cause i told you once ♪ now i told you twice ♪ we gon light it up ♪ like it's dynamite [ cheers and applause ]