time for tonight's closing argument. from his pulpit at one of america's largest black churches, eddie long has preached a singular message on homo sexuality. marriage is between one man and one woman, he preaches. but over the course of the last couple days, three men have accused the pastor of sexual coer with shun, saying he used gifts and cash to lure them into sexual relationships. so, based on what you know about

this, what are you inclined to believe? tell us what you think, the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. and we do hope you will join us tomorrow night for a look at "sister wives," a documentary series that follow as polygamist family, three wives, 13 children and their struggle to make it all work. that is our report for tonight, however. for cynthia mcfadden, terry moran, all of us at abc news, have a great night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word from head and shoulders hair endurance for men shampoo. right now, you can vote online at the head and shoulders main event, the greatest hair icons

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. thanks, one and all. it's wonderful to be here. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i want you to know in advance, i consider each and every one of you a member of my family. that's right. [ applause ] can i borrow $1,000? summer is over. summer's -- another summer has come and gone. it got canceled today. it's being replaced by a game show. summer ended tonight. i can't believe -- i didn't get to do the nesty plunge one time this summer. too old a reference? here in l.a., the end of summer means the beginning of five months of what we call same.

[ laughter ] the only reason i even knew fall was here is "wipeout" went off the air this is a new video we found on youtube today. it's the first official fall of fall. fortunately he landed on his head, so -- [ laughter ] fox this morning finally announced what has been the worst kept secret in the world, the new judges for "american idol." they made the announcement on a live video stream online, which -- i remember when i was a boy, i used to have to listen to the new judge announcements on a transistor radio. the first judge they announced was steven tyler from aerosmith. i don't see him making it through the senate confirmation hearings, i really don't. mr. tyler, have you used a drug at any time? and then, they brought out the smoke machine to announce judge number two. >> you now know about the guys

representing the guys in this show. but who will be speaking up for the ladies? who will have that female point of view? please welcome the total package, the triple threat, miss betty white! >> jimmy: well, that was a surprise. and let me say, it is about time someone put betty white in something. actually, they announced jennifer lopez will be the lady judge on "american idol." they are paying her $12 million and randy jackson will rush. he's not getting $12 million. randy has an incentives package. he gets $5 every time he says dog. $10 a dude and $1.50 per yo, so it adds up. this is a heartwarming tale from our local news.

a reporter did a story on a charity that gives bags stuffed with fun things to kids who are in foster care, and while there, they met errol, who explains how much getting one of these bags meant to him. >> i was in a really bad mood when i got the bag. i was like, ah, just another bag. when i opened it, i saw a penguin, and i still have that penguin to this day and i jumped up, yelling and screaming, i got a penguin, i got a penguin. it's -- when i got back to my room, i cried because it was, like, wow, people actually care. and it means a lot. it's changed me so much. >> all right, errol. way to go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to -- i'm going to go stand over there now, errol. i didn't know people still

living in cottages, that, to me is -- paris hilton has had a fun week. on monday, she pled guilty in vegas. and for some reason, she flew to japan. when she got there, they sent her right back home after six hours of questioning. they have strict drug laws in japan. chef was denied entry. can you imagine that, denying entry to a woman who has done nothing but welcome it? it's wrong. [ applause ] oh. did you have anything to do with that, toshi? here's a weird science story. researchers have discovered that a chemical used on, i guess painting ships, is causing marine snails to grow penises on their foreheads, which is not where they g it's -- [ laughter ] needless to say, this is embarrassing to snails, number one, but the discovery has led to advancement in human science that some believe could be the

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about what's going on in the city of bell. bell is a small, somewhat poor community here in l.a., where they found out that the mayor, the city manager, the chief of police and several other city officials have been -- they've been helping themselves to taxpayer money. the city manager paid himself almost $800,000 a year. and loaned himself $3 million, allegedly. the chief of police made almost a half a million dollars a year. so, needless to say, when the story got out, people were furious, and yesterday, eight former and current bell officials were arrested, much to the delight of unhappy residents there. >> dancing in the streets by city hall. and down right mocking the man who once ran their city. now he's the man run out of their city. >> they're going to get what's coming to them, for digging in too deep. there's the picture. he's under arrest. >> yeah, he looks like a big pinata, doesn't he? >> jimmy: yes, he does. and i bet if -- if you hit him hard enough you'll find he's full of raisinettes.

the media coverage of this has been nonstop in southern california. it's definitely touched a nerve and people are pretty happy to see these characters go to jail. >> officers used force at the mayor's house. see the damage the battering ram left behind? >> channel 11. >> reporter: we got no reponses from the home of the vice mayor of this councilman. >> jimmy: whoa! he was stuffing the money in his ears. we may have found the illusive chupacabra right there. this is pretty funny. when a fan runs out onto the field during a game, they don't show it on tv because they don't want to encourage copy cats. but when a player gets involved, like matt die yaz did monday in philadelphia, they don't really have a choice but to show it. >> i haven't seen a security guy yet that's in real good shape here in california so, this guy gets blind sided by the braves jould fielder. he's lucky that wasn't mike curtis clotheslining him. >> and that's the only reason

we're showing this idiot. >> jimmy: they arrested him. and here he is, the next morning, coming out of jail. still wearing his stupid hero costume and getting into the truck with his parents who were there to pick him up. this is why you can't let kids listen to lady gaga. that's what happens. [ applause ] thank you. the national weather service today confirmed what everyone in brooklyn seemed to know that two tornadoes touched down in new york on thursday. i actually grew up right where it happened. buildings were damaged, power was knocked out. trees got sucked out of the sidewalk, and this video was posted on youtube. >> dude! it's hitting us right now. holy [ bleep ]. whoa! >> oh, my god. >> holy [ bleep ]. this is [ bleep ] crazy.

>> dude! oh, my god! >> dude -- >> look at that. look at the tree. the tree! look at the tree! look at the tree! holy [ bleep ]! oh my god. >> jimmy: i would have went inside, but that's -- that's me. i would have been in the basement in about an eighth of a second. i don't know why they didn't do it. so they got the whole thing on tape. listen closely to this one, to the reactions here. >> double rainbow, oh, my god! it's a double rainbow, all the way. whoa! oh my god, oh my god! oh my god! woo! oh my god! oh god. what does it mean? >> jimmy: i don't know what it means. it's the deadly double rainbow. one other thing. i've always said that if you're a naturally funny person you can

make anyone laugh. you can make adults, teenagers, meter maids, even babies laugh. you should be able to make a baby laugh. so, i went out on the street today with a wager. i put myself to the test, and, well, here's how that went. >> bet you five bucks i can make your baby laugh! >> jimmy: i'll bet you five bucks i can make your babies laugh. all right? all right. i'll start with the little one, okay? hi, what's your name? jack? you think i'm insane, don't you? all right. all right. he's got no sense of humor, that kid. what's your name? >> ella.

>> jimmy: you like princesses? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you like monkeys? yeah. >> jimmy: what is your favorite kind of monkey? >> boots is a monkey. >> jimmy: what kind of monkey is boots? >> it swing in the tree. >> jimmy: what's that smell? does -- let me smell your feet. can i smell your feet? p-u. that didn't work, huh? huh. um -- do you like jokes? you like jeff foxworthy? let's see. um -- if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk, you might be a red neck. i think that counted, right? i take credit cards. we'll have to look at the instant replay. yeah, you owe me five bucks, definitely. come on, now. >> pay the man. >> jimmy: pay the man. pleasure doing business with

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join us for that. does my hair look -- i'm looking a little more hitler-y than i normally like to look. that's better now. our first guest tonight was nominated for an academy award last year for "the hurt locker" and i bet he'll get nominated again this year. his new movie directed by ben affleck is called "the town." please say hello to jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, sir. >> jimmy: you look very -- you look very stylish in that suit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: shiny but not too much. >> it's the lights, man, it's the lights. >> jimmy: i predicted you would get nominated for an academy award. that did come true. >> it did. >> jimmy: and i predicted you would win.

that did not come true so i'm not going to make that -- >> 500, batting 500 this year. >> jimmy: that's pretty solid. >> not bad. >> jimmy: but now, i don't know, i think you're going to get -- i think you're -- >> don't say anything! >> jimmy: the nominated i was right with. i don't want to jinx it, but boy will i be surprised if you don't get nominated, because you're so great in this movie. and the movie is great, too. your performance was unbelievable. i assume people saw it. the number one mule vie in tovi country. [ applause ] so -- so you -- you brought your mom to the oscars, i know. what goes into a decision like that? because i cannot imagine making it myself. >> you don't like your momma? >> jimmy: it's not that i don't like my mother, it's just i know it would become a problem if i was there with her. >> got you. well, you know, no decision for me at the time. >> jimmy: it is a no decision, isn't it? >> realizing there's a responsibility that kind of came

along with that, i had to sort of hold her hand through some things. i don't regret it by any means, i'm crazy about my mom. she's awesome. she endured four hours of labor, pushing me out of her, whatever -- >> jimmy: is that where -- you were in the cervix? >> i kind of flew out. i came out with wings and -- i was very angry -- >> jimmy: like an episode of "wipeout." >> exactly. i figured i could take her along. >> jimmy: i see. i think you're even now, definitely. >> yeah, yeah. if something like this happens, like you say, then maybe i take, i don't know, imaginary friend. i don't know who i would take. >> jimmy: you play it by ear. one step at the time. you don't want to start inviting people. >> i'm out of here. >> jimmy: during that time that you were -- the oscars really, that week, that night, i guess, you were living in, like, a shanty, almost, isn't that true? >> well, yeah, yeah. you know, the -- i was in the middle of remodeling a home, and i had, i was going through a

breakup with a girlfriend in january, so i moved into the house a little early and it didn't have running water or power. >> jimmy: that's bad. that's worse. >> kind of things that you need. >> jimmy: that one needs in america. >> but i'm okay. i have no -- i was -- i was like bubble boy. i remember, i had to tape plastic around my bed, to keep the dust and all the, you know, debris -- >> jimmy: what do you do? how do you, like, brush your teeth or anything? >> so, you go to -- there's a lot of places that have running water. lots of -- just not my house. >> jimmy: so, you'd be at mcdonald's? >> a nice suit like this, and my little kit and i run into a starbucks or a restaurant. >> jimmy: like a homeless person. >> kind of like a really finely dressed homeless person. >> jimmy: well, sure, one of the wealthy homeless people, of course. so, your mom stayed with you? >> yeah, during the last week. we had a guest house. the house got together quickly but mind you, it's the guest

house and my brother was living there with his dog and my mom and so, one bedroom little spot and i wanted to not talk to anybody, i didn't want to see anybody. so i remember, crying in a closet at one point, realizing, i need to get the heck out of here. i love these people but -- >> jimmy: when you start crying as an adult, that's not a good thing. >> i got a hotel. >> jimmy: so you got -- >> the last week to sort of do nothing, but sip on wine in my underwear and close the drapes and have a good time. >> jimmy: on oscar night, do you -- did you, like, take your mom to the parties and stuff with you? >> yeah, the night of the oscars was, obviously, tremendous for the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, you guys won. >> pretty awesome. didn't get the one to bring to you, sorry. >> jimmy: my fault. >> sorry. but i was able to go to a couple parties with her and then i sort of said, you know, you're on your own and my mom is good.

she can make things happen. so i ditched her and went up to this other late night party. what? i had to go, you know. >> jimmy: at a certain point it's not ditching anymore. it leaving the nest. >> she knows me a long time, so -- >> jimmy: so you went to this party -- you sent mom home -- >> no, after the vt the vanityr. chef was having a great time. she was probably hitting on somebody. i didn't want to see that. we parted ways. and then i -- 3:00 in the morning and they asked us to do "the today show" again that, to get the reactions from -- >> jimmy: after you won. >> i said no, i'm going to be celebrating, if we win. and if not, i'm going to be drunk. i was dancing with madonna, ram donly, i remember. >> jimmy: really? >> i said in a kind way, i can't say it without cursing, so i won't, but --

>> jimmy: i said no. >> they came up to you while you're -- >> no, like brian, anthony, greg, they all went, they were -- not in good shape. >> jimmy: yeah, i remember. they shouldn't have gone. >> no. >> jimmy: they should have stayed. >> they were feeling what i was feeling but i was smart and stayed and danced with madonna. >> you got into the groove with madonna. which is weird. >> jimmy: that has to be strange for you, because you've been doing this for a long time, all of a sudden you're dancing with madonna, which is crazy. do you -- do you still, like, keep that in mind when you meet these super famous people and, i mean, does it make an impression on you? >> i don't know, jimmy, one of those things where it's kind of a timing issue. if i'm back in the '80s with my mu mullet that i was rocking -- come on, you guys were in the '80s. and i was going to meet madonna it would be a different thing. different time, i don't know,

just -- i kind of grew up as a man. it's stillbananas, don't get me wrong, but not as strange. >> jimmy: let's talk about ben affleck -- >> amazing, right? >> jimmy: oh, the most amazing. one of the most amazing men i've ever had the pleasure of meeting. but he -- as a director, what is he like as a director? does he make you go do training and that sort of thing? >> he kind of flew me under the bus a little bit. >> jimmy: in what way? >> i was terrified of the accent. i'm not from that region, never been to boston -- >> jimmy: you nailed it, though. >> i don't know, maybe. i just found i was terrified of it and i asked for a coach, let's get this going, because i'm very afraid of it. he said, no, that's not going to happen. let me get you some prisoners taking on tape. i was like, okay, kind of helps. so, just come out to boston and work it out here. i'm like, okay, fine. i get to boston, all right, hey,

here we are, so, here's your schedu schedule. you're going to prison, first day, he send mes s me to a pris and, you know, i'm like, oh, man, what does this have to do with the accent. why am i hanging around guys that want to kill me? >> jimmy: you went in the price? >> chris cooper was there, and got a tour of the place. still, you have guys in different jumpers, and you -- it's kind of like, you know, if anybody is a tourist here, you go to universal studios, you go in the little groups and you walk through the prison in these tour groups and, they're like, this guy in the red jumper, well, that means he murdered somebody in prison and orange means he's a murderer, but he didn't murder anybody in prison -- >> jimmy: they're color coded? >> i don't know if i want to know this information. >> jimmy: wow. and it seems like -- >> you see a guy strapped in a dolly, in a red jumper, i'm like -- let's get out of here!

>> jimmy: so you would rather just work with the accent coach in general. >> yeah. >> jimmy: whatever he did, it seems to have worked out quite well, because the movie did great and came out great. we have a clip, i believe. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and tell white house's going to happen here. >> i think there's going to be some talking and i think -- maybe some acting. little bit of acting. >> jimmy: oh, acting? i enjoy acting. let's look. jeremy renner in "the town," in theaters now. >> thing was right. could be your turn to step away, too. >> sure. what am i going to do, huh? go down to margaritaville, drink half a yard on bar stools? do me a favor. the weight of this thing -- pack a parachute, at least. >> funniest thing about being in prison? guys pretending they want to get out.

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>> jimmy: what was i wearing? >> like, a pink button down that almost liked like it was not buttons right. and you were kind of like this. was like, your little roller trolley and i didn't realize -- >> jimmy: that's called luggage, my roller trolley. roller trolley. what are you, 90? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: yeah, good to see you then and now. >> like wise. >> jimmy: congratulations on the new show, which comes on the air tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah it's exciting. >> jimmy: which is -- now, kr g correct me if i'm wrong, you play yourself as a high school student and yourself ten years later. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is -- just hair styles or how does it go? >> it's like the full thing, it's like, you know, the fake hair but i play a cheerleader in high school, the beauty queen and the head of drama so i wear a cheerleading costume and that's a little weird, i'm 31 years old and i'm wearing a bouncing cheerleading cot chum. i feel there should be a legal

age limit where you're not allowed to wear those things. but apparently, on television, you get away with it. >> jimmy: did you bring it home? it seems like this would be a treat for your husband this. >> well, yeah, every single guy -- i swear to god, you are the 12th person that said something to me. every person on my crew was like, yo, have you called your husband yet, has your husband come to the set? my dp said, you have to tell your husband to come to work. >> jimmy: we're all perverts. it's all we think about. >> apparently, but hey, whatever. >> jimmy: so did you bring it home? >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> no. you know how abc is. they're a fabulous -- but -- continuity. >> jimmy: they will sell that on ebay for, like, $11 instead of giving it to you. so, were you a cheerleader in high school? >> no, i was, like, the an tis this -- >> jimmy: you were a football player? >> no. i probably -- i probably would

have been better at that than cheerleading. i was the outcast. i hung out with, like, the one jewish person, the one gay kid, the one, like, the one that only existed in omaha -- they were my friends. >> jimmy: this is like a john hughes movie. >> it kind of is. why can't they bring more john hughes movies back. >> jimmy: well, he passed away. >> i know. but i'm saying, they should write more movies like that. >> jimmy: real life. were boys chasing after you like crazy? >> oh, my god, no. >> jimmy: oh, come on. really? >> no, no. the boys would throw fireworks through my window. >> jimmy: that means you like you. >> they -- i remember, i bought my boyfriend at the time, and he was teetering on the edge of being popular, and -- and i saved up all my allowance and i convinced my father to take me to the mall, because i knew he liked runts, those andies, and i bought him a pound of them and i remember i go up to his locker

and i give him the pound of them, and he looked at me, slammed his locker and never spoke to me again. >> jimmy: wow. i still to this dayvalentine's . i said, do you know how my freaking toilets i had to clean to buy those? no joke. my mom was very hard core about things being clean. >> jimmy: was it possible that a member of his family was killed by runts? >> it could have been. they could have slipped on a banana runlt runts. >> jimmy: you bought something fun here. tell us what this is. this is -- this is a book that -- >> that is my first publication. >> jimmy: this is -- zoom in here, we can see the title, which is faded a little bit. >> it's called "the best poems in the galaxy" by jamie king. >> jimmy: how old were you. >> 7. my teacher said it is very colorful and creative. surely a top seller. original and warm and to the

hear. my mom just sent me this last week. >> jimmy: she did. let's read a couple of the poems in here. any in particular you'd like to share? oh, look, another note from a teacher -- >> that's from my mom. >> jimmy: your mom calls herself mrs? >> i -- oh, i guess that was from a teacher, not my mother. look, i had illustrations and i say five times in the book that they are the best poems in the galaxy. these are my sweet pictures of myself with a side pony and awesome sunglasses. >> jimmy: a side pony? >> let's see. i think i wrote some hiakus. one called "clothing." one called "haunted house." poems about candy. >> jimmy: read a poem about candy. >> here we go. boy. dirty, messy, fighting, playing, yelling football, baseball,

dolls, barbies, latching, jumping, charming, pretty, coloring, girl. >> jimmy: that's pretty good, for 7 years old, that's very good. let me have a look. i want to read this haunted house poem. >> but it did get bad because i started writing a bunch of poetry books and i got into this hard core rap phase when i was 12 and i was listening to, like, too shorts and easy e and one of my poetry books i decided i wanted to break down the lyrics and i wrote down all the lyrics to too short and my dad thought i wrote easy e's lyrics. >> work hard, never stop husing because they just like to see the plaque man struggling. >> see, i understand the plight of the african-american. >> jimmy: who better to capture the african-american experience than you? well -- this is -- you got to

put this out, i mean, there's a lot of good stuff in there. >> surely a top seller. >> jimmy: i like candy. i like sweets. i like candy canes and gum. eating candy sure is fun. you could be this generation's easy e if you keep at it. well, great to see you. congratulations on the show. we look forward to it. i hope it's a big hit. "my generation" premieres tomorrow night here on abc. jamie king, everybody. we'll be right back with hey monday. sears bonus days are here! get an instant bonus $10 off

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