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it's time now for tonight's "closing arguments." the latest abc news/"washington post" poll released late tonight. it appears to be good news for democrats. but maybe not good enough. 31% of americans now say the economy is improving. up 7% from a month ago. and while dissatisfaction with the federal government is still a whopping 71%, that's improved too, also by 7%. so tonight we ask you, might democrats do better in the upcoming midterm elections than was forecasted? or are they down too far to catch up? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or on the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that's it for tonight. from all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. it's time to play "the answer is. brought to you by the samsung 9,000 led.

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with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, cheer up! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you. i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. thanks for making it out tonight. good to have you in my clutches. sit down. i'd like to talk to you guys about something. i need to -- and it's serious, too. it's very weird in here tonight,

isn't it? did someone in the audience have a seizure or something before? well, listen, it's election season again. there seems to be more election seasons than seasons of "the bachelorette" nowadays. [ laughter ] and some shocking results in the new york and delaware republican primaries last night, where well-known veteran politicians were upended by candidates affiliated with the tea party. and it was especially shocking, because, you know, i've been to a lot of tea parties with my daughter, and most of the people there are stuffed animals, they're not even real, so -- [ laughter ] it's not even tea. it's an imaginary liquid that they pretend to pour out. so you can imagine the surprise. former new york congressman rick lazio was beaten by an unknown businessman named carl palladino, who compared a jewish speaker to hitler, unfavorably, and endorsing a plan to turn prisons into dorms.

to teach welfare recipients about hygiene. and he is known for forwarded racist joke e-mails and video, of a woman having sex with a horse to his friends, for which he got in a lot of trouble -- like lincoln never e-mailed his friends a video of a woman having sex with a horse. and in delaware, former republican governor mike castle was defeated by sarah palin favorite christine o'donnell. nobody knows what this woman does for a living, if anything. all we do know is that she's gone on the record to oppose masturbation. for real. this is -- this is from 1996. it's a documentary that aired on mtv. christine is the attractive young lady you'll see next. >> my name is christine o'donnell. i'm the president and founder of the s.a.l.t. it stands for the saviors al alliance for lifting the truth. >> masturbation is a selfish act. and it's a lustful one and we are to walk with pure hearts, not lusting hearts.

>> the bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you -- you can't masturbate without lust. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] and -- and how do you know that, exactly? have you been privately lusting? >> you're going to be pleasing each other. and if he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am i in the picture? >> jimmy: that's a good question. i don't know. i have no idea. i have a feeling christine o'donnell opposes masturbation the same way bristol palin opposes premarital sex, but -- [ laughter ] many republicans are very unhappy she won, though she's a republican. last night, karl rove was on fox news, challenging -- she said she's a college graduate, but apparently she got her degree two weeks ago. this morning, o'donnell was on "good morning america." watch this. i think it explains why sarah palin likes her so much. >> why did she mislead voters about her college education? how come it took her nearly two

decades to pay her college bills so she can get her college degree? how does she make a living? why did she sue a well-known -- conservative think tank? >> can you answer those questions? you know what, yeah, everything that he's saying is unfactual. >> jimmy: show me unfactual. [ laughter ] oh. i guess that's not really what they call a word. [ applause ] 30,000 people voted for her, by the way. i don't know where these people come from. let me tell you something. i'm not a political person. i keep to myself. i'm not one to get involved in things, but -- i'm not proud to say, i'll stand by while our leaders drag us into wars, based on false pretenses, i'll stand by while our oceans are polluted by greedy corporations who only care about money. i'll stand by while our military blatantly discriminates against our own armed forces based on what their sexual preference is, but i'll tell you something -- when our right to masturbate is

threatened -- [ laughter and applause ] that's where i draw the line. [ applause ] in ink. in ink. what goes on between me in the privacy of my own bedroom and car, sometimes, is my business. not the government's. [ laughter ] so listen up, christine o'donnell, and rosie o'donnell, too, while we're at it. [ laughter ] we need to send a message. to washington, people. this november, i want everyone that believes in basic human rights to touch themselves in the voting booth. [ cheers and applause ] and i want to say this -- to christine o'donnell, i want you and your followers to know one thing -- you'll take away this penis when you pry it out of my cold, dead hand. that's right. thank you. [ applause ] and god bless america. i also want to wish a happy birthday to mexico. [ applause ] it's the bicentsecentenniabicen.

tonight kicks off a celebration of mexico's 200th birthday and may god have mercy on the pinatas. how can mexico be younger than the united states? didn't we take texas from them? i think somebody might be lie-lie-lying about their age. the celebrations in mexico commemorate the start of the mexican revolt against spain in 1810. which they might want to think about hooking back up with spain. they had things figured out. had mexico not declared independence, today may still be ruled by emperor antonio banderas. but they did. and i'm grateful to mexico for giving us our security guard guillermo. so, tonight, to honor his native country and to share this important event in mexican history with america, here's parking lot security guard guillermo and friends. [ applause ] >> september 15th, 1810. just before midnight, the

mexican people revolted against their spanish oppressors. to sign the start of the revolution. the bell was rung and the battlecry was heard throughout the land. viva mexico. come on, guys, fight! fight! come on, you play dead. you play dead. play dead. play dead. fight! fight. fight! come on, guys, fight! fight! what happened? come on. fight! fight! come on, go get him! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll check in later to see how the battle is going. [ cheers and applause ] that was well done. ironically, even the mexican dogs are climbing the fence.

[ laughter ] that's -- [ applause ] that's unbelievable. probably the biggest and silliest name in music right now is lady gaga. lady gaga won eight video music awards on mtv sunday. she accepted them in a dress made of meat. she's getting ready to launch her own fragrance. it's called a-1. it's not called a-1. it's called something different from that. they say it will be her signature set. something unmistakably gaga. if it sells anywhere near as much as her records do, get ready to breathe in a lot of lady gaga. >> gaga! [ laughter ] gaga!

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>> jimmy: thank you, cleto. for the beautiful music you've brought us over the years. we have a good show tonight. here with us on the program, from "castle," the new season of which premieres monday night here on abc, nathan fillion is here. [ cheers and applause ] then later on -- really, an enormous man. he's 7 1/2 feet tall. he's got a new album called "cowboy's back in town."

trace adkins, from the bud light stage. tomorrow night on the show, we have a big show. tomorrow night. usher will be here. maura tierney will be here and beautiful ben affleck will join us on the show. guillermo, you changed already? >> yes. >> jimmy: you know, all joking aside, can you tell us what mexican independence means to you? >> oh, it means a lot. it means we're independent from the spains. >> jimmy: from what? >> from the people from spain. >> jimmy: right. thanks for that. all right. 19 years ago, our first guest saved my life. i was addicted to little debbie snack cakes. and he came in and he really straightened me out. the television show that bears his name returned for a ninth season this week. he's 60 and sexy. please welcome dr. phil mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming.

and happy birthday to you. i know two weeks ago -- you had your big 60th birthday. >> turned 60. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> that sounded really old a long time ago. >> jimmy: 60? yeah. >> when you -- well, you don't know, but when you get closer, all of a sudden it doesn't seem so bad. >> jimmy: i know what you mean. you ease into it and you really believe, like, that's not really that old. >> and nobody celebrates it with you. they go, oh, how do you feel about turning 60? well, beats the hell out of the alternative. i could have died at 59. so given the choices, i think it's okay for me. >> jimmy: i know you had a big party. >> i did. >> jimmy: and it was like -- it was a surprise party, right? >> no. >> jimmy: it wasn't? wasn't there was a big surprise at the party? >> there was. >> jimmy: oh, yeah.

>> robin -- i'm hard to buy for. because i'm basically pretty basic, i mean, i -- >> jimmy: and you are one of the richest men in the world. >> well, thanks for pointing that out. >> jimmy: yeah, right. what is she going to get you? >> you wonder, what is she going to get you? and i have seldom been speechless. i have seldom been shocked. you understand, in my job, i pretty much see everything. >> jimmy: she got you a threesome. [ applause ] that's great. a lot of women won't do that. for their husbands. >> i have videotape of her running her fingers through your hair, so be careful -- >> jimmy: i didn't mention the threesome was with me. we high-fived like 11 times. >> i -- i think i just threw up in my mouth. >> jimmy: luckily you've got the mustache to suck it all up. >> that's right. she surprised me at this party with something -- it's on the show friday, we show some of it -- >> jimmy: oh, you're going to reveal it on friday? >> on friday you're going to see

what she gave me for a present. and i was blown away. and i'm -- i'm telling you, i was shocked and blown away. >> jimmy: that's a lot of pressure to -- not only to have to come up with a 60th present for your husband but also then to have to reveal it on television. >> yeah, it was -- it was something else. we had a great party, though. she just redid a room at the beverly hills hotel, one of the big ballrooms and stuff, and seal came in and performed. and he is unbelievable. >> jimmy: he is great. did he bring his wife heidi klum? >> she was there earlier in the day. with her kids and all. he came and performed, and he's a good friend, so i am biased. but he is amazing. >> jimmy: what's your favorite seal song? >> i love his cover of "a change is going to come." >> jimmy: i can't imagine you sitting around and listening to seal and -- [ laughter ] >> but i do. i like him personally and i love his music. and david foster produced that album, and david's a good

of mine, and he was there that night, and he sang that song with a whole bunch of others and all the girls were elbowing me out of the way and getting up >> jimmy: did oprah come to the party? >> no, she was in scotland. >> jimmy: not an excuse. not an excuse. she should have been there with you, for your special day. >> i talked to her on the birthday. >> jimmy: why was she in scotland? is she taking over that country too? >> you'll have to tune in, but she's doing a lot of stuff. >> jimmy: are you going to go to australia with her? >> no, i've been to australia. >> jimmy: would you fly in a plane that was piloted by john travolta? >> not for a minute. >> jimmy: no? >> not for a minute. not one of those giant, i mean -- >> jimmy: whole i want somebody that doe every day, not occasionally. >> jim: ye >> he's rated in it and apparently qualified. >> jimmy: i hope so. or there's going to be tragedy.

>> i got a suspicion he won't be up there by himself. >> jimmy: did oprah send you a present for your birthday? >> i'm not going to tell you. >> jimmy: really? i don't know what to make of that. it's either yes, she sent me something fantastic or no, she didn't send me anything and i don't want to make her look bad because i'll be struck by lightning. >> no, we -- we have an agreement on birthdays of what we 1 & rthmne. now it sounds dirty. onu.ghter ] only to you does it sound dirty. >> jimmy: okay. i'll let my imagination run wild on that then. >> please do, please do. >> jimmy: you also, you got -- i know you have a beautiful new grandchild and you've been named the sexiest celebrity grandparent. [ cheers and applause ] and i guess that's inherited, right? [ applause ] the mustache stuff never gets old for me. >> it just doesn't. and it doesn't get old for her, either. this is avery elizabeth. and she is the cutest baby in the history of the world.

>> jimmy: she's cute. >> she's smart, she's funny, you know, got a great personality. but she is fascinated with this mustache. so every time i hold her, it's both hands, grabs onto the top lip and swings around like a monkey. i mean, she just hangs off my lip up here and she looks at you, and you think, am i doing something wrong, and then bang. when she gets a hold of it, she's not letting go. >> jimmy: last time you were here, it was shaved off and do think she got used to you without it? and now it seems like an intruder has invaded your face? >> that was not on my short list of possibilities, but -- >> jimmy: something to think about. >> there's something. she's fascinated with it. >> jimmy: do you babysit? >> of course. well, i babysit with robin. >> jimmy: yeah, so she does and you -- >> i haven't changed a diaper or anything. >> jimmy: you don't do that stuff? >> i'm not into that. they get so excited about that. we'll be sitting there, she's feeding her and stuff and she'll

go, i think sg he diaper! oh! and i'm like, oh, god. completely different reaction to that but she just loves it. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem lik a bonus >> little avery is at my house right now. erika was there when i left, and robin, and they had avery and just having a ball. >> jimmy: she must be very proud. you beat out tina turner, cheryl ladd, harrison ford, jim carrey, donny osmond and goldie hahn as sexiest celebrity grandparent. . >> wow, i didn't know that. >> jimmy: and i hope you don't take offense to this, but you're not sexier than donny osmond. no one is. >> that's all right. this is cool. i'm glad you put that mustache on there. you're kind of obsessed with the mustache. >> jimmy: i am. would you leave that for me in your will? >> why don't you grow one? >> jimmy: well, it wouldn't be as good on me. i have actually grown a mustache. i look more like a guy who just stabbed somebody and wound up on

the news. >> i would think you look like a '70s porn star. >> jimmy: i look a little bit like -- i look a little bit like geraldo on assignment in, like, 1973 or something. >> i got it. >> jimmy: not a great look for me. for you, it's your thing and never shave it again. that was terrible. >> that was a mistake and robin, the minute i did, she was sitting in the front row and she went, ah, no. i started growing it back right then. >> jimmy: oprah is leaving. will you be leaving with her? >> she's not leaving. she's just changing venues. >> jimmy: she's abandoning us is what she's doing. >> well, you're going to have all oprah all day. it's the oprah winfrey network. >> jimmy: but is she going to be on it or just her name there and we're going to have to suffer through her friends doing shows? i mean, let's -- you know -- >> i certainly hope, and expect that you'll see oprah on the network. >> jimmy: i would hope so, too. >> i would certainly do it if i was -- >> jimmy: you will remain in

your place -- >> i'm going to remain in my place. >> jimmy: she's not saying, you have to come with me now, nothing like that? >> no, she's not saying that. this is the ninth season -- >> jimmy: it starts ninth in january, yeah. but -- we haven't had as much excitement on our show as you have -- >> we have some really exciting things coming up. >> jimmy: you have the dr. phil's housewives. >> right. >> jimmy: these are women living in a house together? >> no. >> jimmy: and one of them gets to marry you at the end? >> these -- we're going to have this series every tuesday, and i've got, i don't know, a staff of maybe 300, 350 people that work on the show, and probably 90-plus percent of them are women. and we've been working on this for the last few months. and they have come to me and said they think this is the most compelling series we've done in nine years. >> jimmy: why, are these really screwed up women? >> well, they're terrific women. they are really terrific women.

but this gets so real, so raw. i think a lot of these shows people see that they think about is reality tv are very scripted and they set up stunts and that sort of thing. this starts -- and i've never met the women before the minute i walk in the room. i don't even know their names. so they unfold their stories to me, for the viewer, at the same time. we're learning about them together. and it's so relatable, because they're real women with real challenges. some of them are single mothers, some of them are looking for husbands, some of them are married. we have every different walk of life there and it is -- i love it. i can't wait for the next time i get with them. >> jimmy: and you go in and yell at them, right? >> that's not what i do. that's not -- he sends me a birthday wish that will be on the show friday, and he says, happy birthday, so proud for you, it's great, please stop yelling at us. >> jimmy: you have -- not only do you yell, you do, you scold sometimes, you want to -- you get people, you know, to wake

them up. >> common sense is not common enough in america anymore. and sometimes -- i mean, don't you think? [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> and sometimes you just have to say, hey, come on, shut up. >> jimmy: right. >> you know? and don't you know that kids in america, if they could, they would just like to just put their parents on the couch, say, i want you people to shut up. i'm tired of listening to you, just shut up. >> jimmy: so you're like the kids? >> i speak for them sometimes. >> jimmy: you speak for the children? >> i do, i speak for the children. >> jimmy: we actually -- you have some great things that you say to people. i don't know if they jump out of your head or if you think about them beforehand. but like, it's common sense isn't common enough. that's a good one. something you actually sa, if you remembeig, s something that we made up. all right. here we go.

start with this. is this a dr. phil-ism? don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass. >> i did say that. >> jimmy: you did say that. this is an eat and kill world. if you don't kill something, you don't just go eat what he killed. >> i don't even know what that means. >> me neither. but you did say it. >> no, i did not say it. i did not. >> jimmy: that says you did. >> no, i did not say that. >> jimmy: if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie. >> i think that's a kimmel-ism. >> jimmy: that may be, yes. okay. no. i don't think that was real. i don't care how flat you make a pancake, it's got two sides. >> i did say that. >> jimmy: you did say that. yes. we're going to have a donkey barbecue and i'm going to furnish the ass. >> i have said that. >> jimmy: you did say that. well, in you go. you did pretty well. dr. phil, everybody. he's back for a ninth season. check your local listings. we'll be right back with nathan

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still to come, trace adkins will be here. this is why i don't have a mustache, because you can see -- i look like -- i look like john stossel. so there you go. all right. every monday night after "dancing with the stars," you can see our next guest writing novels and solving crimes. just like it works in real life. the season three premiere of "castle" airs monday night at 10:00 here on abc. please welcome nathan fillion. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dr. phillon, how are you? >> jimmy. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> this is my -- this is my -- [ cheers ] thank you. this is my third time on your show. >> jimmy: oh, really?

oh, all right. [ applause ] >> i think it's only appropriate i ask you, what are your intentions? >> jimmy: purely sexual. i'm going to be honest with you. >> i understand. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> i'm having a good time. >> jimmy: you're shooting the show right now? >> right now. i got off early. this is as close as i get to a vacation right now. >> jimmy: nice summer break? >> i did. we had a little -- we have a hiatus. that is always nice and lovely, and we don't get a lot of time off, it's kind of like summer vacation. boom, i want to take off right away. and this -- this hiatus, i had a beautiful trip. i went to bora bora. >> jimmy: nice. >> you ever been to this place? >> jimmy: no, but i've seen pictures. they have the huts on the water. >> if you see postcards of that beautiful a su, azure, there's a shallow -- and clear and there's no waves, just -- that's bora bora.

that's what it's like. >> jimmy: does it get boring boring there in the hut with nothing going on? >> that's all i'm looking for. i brought the kindle, that's all i wanted to do was sit there and do nothing. but one of the cast members was going to bora bora as well. i didn't know until we planned the trip and turned out that he would leave and then i would arrive and the trips would overlap about four days and then he would leave and i would stay. >> jimmy: was that a good thing? >> absolutely. wonderful man. i want to tell you. here's what happened. i said, i -- >> jimmy: who was this? you don't want to say? >> i don't want to use names. the story gets a little sticky and i would hate to -- i would just hate to embarrass michael tricho and his lovely wife sandra -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: so we will make sure -- yes. we will not. >> i'll just move on. >> jimmy: what happened? what happened? >> so we both find out we're going to bora bora. i said, you know what, and he's talking about, we're going to

feed the sharks and the rays. i said, that's going to be great. i have one of these underwater cameras. why don't i lend you the camera, you go, when i come, you give it back to me, that way, we have the underwater camera for the trip. perfect. we arrive, we have a lonely dinner with them. he says, here's the camera, we go back to the room, and i'm going to check if the batteries okay, and there's a movie on there, and i go oh. check what that is. and it's him and he's setting it up on the dresser. come on, baby, it will be fun. she's like, no, don't, i don't want to. [ applause ] i'm -- i know what this is. i know what's going to happen. oh, my god. it's going to happen. come on, baby, nobody will know. put on the computer, we'll erase it. and my girlfriend says, what are you looking at? you can't look at that! that's a private moment. yes, it's a private moment between michael, sandra, me and you. so i'm watching this and he kind of

convinces her and she's like, okay, i'll do it if you get the butter. i'll kind of -- i don't know what to do, but i'm still doing it, i'm still watching. it gets really close and something is just about to happen and they go -- oh! >> jimmy: very crafty. [ cheers and applause ] >> so i figure, i'm okay, i'm cool. all i have to do is remain calm, you know? i -- all i have to do is, i don't tell, nothing will tell. we meet for breakfast the next morning, we're all sitting down, beautiful paradise, michael looks at his wife, he goes to her, will you pass me the butter? [ applause ] they knew. oh! >> jimmy: so you admitted it -- i would assume. >> well, i couldn't hold it together. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> asking too much of me. >> jimmy: i think the last time you were here, somebody in your crew or somebody had played a prank on you. >> yes, the thing, i burned the thing off his arm.

>> jimmy: do you get these people back? do you strike back like a cobra? >> here's what -- i played a couple practical jokes in my time. nothing that is going to hurt anybody's feelings. here's what i learned. about practical jokes, jimmy. if you play practical jokes on people and you get a reputation for playing jokes on people, then people will play practical jokes on you, or if someone plays a practical joke on a person, you're the first person they're looking at. it was you. i was minding my own business, filming -- oh, my god, my very first movie, "serenity," anybody seen it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that means yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. that's exactly -- it was that or crickets. exactly the reaction i wanted. i go up to my car one day and someone had put gummy worms all over the windshield of my car. it was a hot day in august in los angeles. this thing was sugary mess all

over my windshield wipers, all over my car. i'm looking at it, going, who would do this? my car? why is my voice so high? and adam baldwin goes, hey, i got you. because you did that thing in my dressing room. i was like, i -- that wasn't me. oh, wasn't you? oh. >> jimmy: that's a real win-win for forever pulled the prank. set off a chain reaction. >> people you're not even aiming >> jimmy: may i suggest, though, if you do pull a prank, you make it so catastrophic and so terrible that no one ever dares do anything to you ever again. that's my philosophy. [ laughter ] i mean -- they give you gummy worms, you blow up their car, i mean, it's -- don't go eye for eye. [ applause ] >> it -- that's the kind of guy nobody wants to be your friend, if those -- >> jimmy: i don't need anymore friends. >> i like that.

>> jimmy: the new season of "castle" starts on monday, after "dancing with the stars." >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] exactly the reaction i was hoping for. >> jimmy: betty white is not on this, is she, because enough already. >> that's a great idea. she's really hot. >> jimmy: what is going on? i think there's some sort of a -- >> please, go ahead, because -- >> jimmy: i saw a shootout going on. >> oh, my god, okay, so, here's the deal. we start the episode in an extremely tense kind of a standoff situation where some people are pulling some guns on some other people. turns out castle is accused of murder. we find him standing over a not yet cold dead body with a gun in his hand. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be something if just in that episode you're arrested for murder and that's that, it's done, show done? wrongly convicted -- >> we're going to go forward and

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