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time for tonight's closing argu argument. we mentioned a recent poll showing americans overwhelming support the use of full body x-rays. but what do you think? do the new rules give you any extra piece of mind at 30,000 feet? tell us what you think at the "nightline" facebook page or at the "nightline" page at abcnews.com. that is our report for tonight. for terry moran, cynthia mcfadden and all of us at abc news, good night, america. >> dicky: it's the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league. presented by gmc. >> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. >> and i'm cousin sal. >> what a week of fantasy
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football, right? >> right. >> right. right. oh. let's go to the scores. dax sheppard continues his hot streak. >> kristen bell evens her season mark with a win over the league's secondiest prettiest lady, joe mchale. >> kristen's first prettiest, right? >> bill simmons locks up the number one seed, clobbering, then consolinged a day carolla. >> a pyramid of kleenex? >> mop it up. >> that's class. speaking of class, j.b. smoove showed absolutely none with his 63-point victory over me, thanks to michael vick. >> let me tell you something. i make reservations prior to me beating your ass. >> what does that mean? >> i made reservations with reality. >> i don't understand that. is there a phone number? >> you call yourself. >> and when what do you say, hi? >> i say, i'm going to beat jimmy's ass. >> when i call myself, it goes
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straight to voice mail. does anyone's -- >> mine would do that, too. >> i got an older phone. the rotary dial phone. >> he's got a point. try calling yourself. >> call it in. >> i think we can all stand to call ourselves next week. >> you people are ridiculous. >> thank you, the fridge. for being reasonable. and a pox on you, j.b. check out all the action on the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube page. >> the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy football league right here, every week. >> presented by gmc. i'm jimmy kimmel. >> and i'm cousin sal. bang. >> you bumped into me. >> sorry. >> dicky: to follow all the action all season long, go to the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel and click on fantasy league for scores, videos and more. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with patrick dempsey.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. appreciate that. i want to welcome all my unfriends here tonight and watching at home. it's our first ever national unfriend day celebration. today is national unfriend day, nud. thank you. you can see people are going wild for this. this -- national unfriend day is an idea that came to me two weeks ago, a day in which we say good-bye to those people on facebook who we made the mistake of accepting as friends on facebook. people who tell you how good "glee" is and send pictures of their kid dressed as a princess three weeks after halloween. we don't need to know you just put a pair of those shoes that tone your butt while you walk.
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no one needs to know any of that stuff. and we have struck a nerve, because unfriend day was the fourth most searched item today on google trends. it was the number six trending item on twitter. and it's been all over the news. >> it's national unfriend day. >> it's national unfriend day on facebook? >> it's a day to weed through all the people you have friended on facebook. >> apparently today is the day to trim the facebook friend fat. >> if you've been looking for a reason to unfriend some of your facebook friends, now is your chance. >> you have an axe your friends. >> the day you can unfriend somebody from your social network without any retry bugs. at least that's what jimmy kimmel wants. >> he says you should take a serious look at all of your so-called friends. >> that's nud. >> kimmel says friendship is say credit and facebook just cheapens the whole thing. >> can jimmy kimmel be the
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unfriendliest guy in the world? >> jimmy kimmel has declared wednesday national unfriend day. >> if i friend you, will you accept. >> absolutely not. national unfriend day. >> if you're planning to participate in national unfriend day, can you hit me up on my facebook page, let me know how it went for you. >> reporter: that's not the point of the day. i wonder if this is what jesus felt like when he started christmas. it's an important cause. maybe the most important cause ever taken up. and what a night we have in store for you tonight. once again, hollywood has answered the call. literally. here tonight, answering calls, we have an all-star celebrity phone bank. kevin nealon is with us here tonight. what are the people telling you, kevin? >> hang on a second. what's that, jimmy? >> jimmy: never mind. are they saying anything about national unfriend day? >> they're all over it. there's a lot of people being unfriended today.
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i'm talking to jimmy. unfriended today, and it's -- i got a bill from connecticut unfriending tim for using too many lols. >> jimmy: very good. julie bowen is here with us today. [ applause ] are you a -- do you have a facebook page -- >> i do. i do have a facebook and i am doing some deep unfriending today. started with mark zuckerberg. unfriended him right away. i think someone needed to send that message. >> jimmy: excellent. >> and i unfriended and ex-boyfriend who kept posting pictures of himself in a cigar bar that were clearly rentals. >> jimmy: you're setting an example. >> i am. >> jimmy: and tell the people on the phone that, too. >> i will do so. >> jimmy: and fred willard is here. [ applause ] fred -- i hope i'm not -- this is a cause that's very special to you, haven't it? >> my way of giving back, and i unfriend one person today and
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they actually said thank you, so i just stopped right there we got a call, people are missing the point. one man just pledged $50 for jimmy's kids. the important thing is, they're calling. >> jimmy: that's right. just keep calling. we don't have a phone number. but keep dialing as much as you possibly can. >> we're standing by. we are standing by. >> jimmy: we had no place to put the celebrities, so we jammed them in with the band. we apologize for that, too. next year, a top notch operation. also tonight, my uncle frank is manning the unfriending tote board. uncle frank, how are we doing so far? >> great, jim. let's get a number. we have a number right now, jim. wow! 48,937 people! >> jimmy: thank you. [ applause ] that's a great start. that is a great start. i feel like we're all simon
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cowell banding together to tell america they suck. by the way, you don't have to stop unfriending. keep going, keep chopping away until your only friend is your therapist. together, we can maybe not change the world but we can make the world a little bit less annoying. i'm feeling so semicolon right pararen thesis right now -- can i confide in you guys? i'm not even on facebook. our poster child for national unfriend day is a young namelad named gee have a lovato. she says the word "holla" in every sentence. she had 545 friends when we first saw her. her friends shot up to 4,000. she even baked unfriend day cookies today to torment me because unfortunately for gina, though, already, she's lost more than 1,000 friends today.
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people signed up to be her friend just to unfriend her on national unfriend day. but she still has 3,000 friends and that's no good. that's not the spirit of the holiday. unfriend this woman. let's guesset gina down to no friends. next week, if you miss her, you can bring her back, but here's how you do it. go to her page. >> hey, jim. we have a new number. >> jimmy: really, i was about to go to gina's page. uncle frank, the new number is? >> 19 million -- 190,384 people. >> jimmy: wow! thanks to you guys. that's -- yes, julie? >> a really interesting call here. this is important and timely. we have annie from illinois. she is unfriending anyone who
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has ever mentioned the word farmville and encourages everyone else to do the same. >> jimmy: very good. that's a challenge to the viewers out there. and we'll match that, too, by the way. every farmville person that you eliminate we will match it here. so, gina lovato, just go to her page, go to the bottom of the page, find that little button and unfriend her and, good-bye, gina. we were friends until the end. but this is the end. with more on national unfriend day, celebrity jeff probst. >> the world has spoken. gina lovato -- you've been unfriended. sucks to be you. >> jimmy: i don't -- i don't blame him. now, all around the country right now, national unfriend day parties are taking place. and we are hooked up by the internet to a few of them.
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going to start with jared. he is a student at northern arizona university. hi, jared. >> hey. >> jimmy: you're having a nud party in your dorm, correct? >> yes i am. >> jimmy: and these are your real friends, human friends that you interact with, true? >> yeah, real friends here. >> jimmy: your internet connection is fantastic. are you guys under water or are you in the air? now, how are you celebrating? are you guys around the computer doing this? >> yeah, we actually have computers back here -- >> jimmy: you have -- oh, some people that you've unfriended, okay, if only we could read any of that, it would be fascinating. oh, gina, you unfriended, good. overposters, o. somebody's mom? smalley's mom. okay. there's smalley. all right. and ugly.
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who is ugly? is that a person? or a quality that you -- already, wells i hope smalley's mom is not in the ugly category. >> no. >> jimmy: okay, good. very good. let's check in, we have another dorm room here and, okay, now, this is michelle donnelly. hello, michelle. i see you've gathered your friends. is it a female only dormitory? >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: yeah, we're -- you know that thing you do when you're a kid where you plug your ears and every once in awhile you just open it, wrafhatever. just imagine that is what's going on. who you have unfriended so far? >> i unfriended my -- >> jimmy: did you say your crazed aunt? >> jimmy: yes, yes, good, family members are getting unfriended, too. that's technically unfamily-ing, but i hope that doesn't make for an uncomfortable thanksgiving
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meal for you. >> not at all. >> jimmy: good. is everyone there unfriending? >> yes, we are. >> jimmy: i like how everyone is pretending to talk like it's a beer commercial and you're in the background. okay, let's check in, go to chicago, illinois, where gentleman named homer marks is having a party. not in a dorm room. where are you, homer? >> i'm doing great, what did you say? >> jimmy: where are you? >> we're in chicago, we are at -- >> jimmy: okay. and again, we can't hear you. now, this is why i'm against the internet. this kind of thing right here. you wrote an unfriend day song which i fear we will not be able to hear it all but would you like to sing it? >> yeah, i would. >> jimmy: okay, all right. great. this is going to be fantastic. this will be like mad libs where you fill in the blanks at home. >> here we go. ♪ i don't know you ♪ i don't like you ♪ can we be friends on
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facebook ♪ ♪ i don't know you ♪ i don't like you ♪ let's be friends on facebook ♪ i don't want your farmville ♪ i don't want your mafia wars ♪ i don't want your little cafe world ♪ ♪ no, i don't want your number ♪ no, i don't want to give you mine ♪ ♪ and can we please stop quoting lyrics ♪ ♪ in our status all the time >> jimmy: i like that. homer from chicago. well, thanks. you guys have fun. unfriend as many people as you can. all right, so, there we go. uncle frank, how are we doing over there? >> doing great, jim. >> jimmy: i mean with the tote board. . >> good. we got the new number. >> jimmy: what is it? >> 23,832,089. >> jimmy: wow! unbelievable! incredible. all right. hey, did you hear about the guy
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who last night was so upset bristol palin was on "dancing with the stars" he shot his television. that's right. this man, his name is stephen cowen, got so worked up about "dancing with the stars," he blasted his own tv set with a shotgun. you would think a guy with a shotgun tucked between the cushions of his coach would be a pay lynn supporter. he was not. brandy got kicked off the show. a s.w.a.t. team had to come to his house -- he didn't surrender until morning. the guy looks like the last person on earth who would care about ballroom dancing. he shoots the tv and then threatens to shoot himself. he really, really hates bristol palin or he really, really loves the show "moesha." i'm not sure. how are the calls going, kevin, you have anything interesting to share with us? >> yeah -- >> there's the fake ringing sound. >> i do, jimmy. i got paul from california, he
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unfriended matt because he posted too many updates about the sunsets. but he wants him to know that he's unfriending him but moving him over to twitter. >> jimmy: really? that's fine. fred, everything all right? >> no, that's the undead. those are zombies. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> jimmy, unfriended shannon for overuse of woot, woot? she was angry, too. but there's a confusion about what the charity is -- >> jimmy: very good. uncle frank, let's get a count over there. >> okay, new count, jim. >> whoa! 287,4 287,44 287,44,9394. >> jimmy: incredible. i had no idea it would be like this. we got to get you to vegas next
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labor day. give jerry lewis a heart attack. one more thing. "people" today announced their sexies man alive for the year 2010. this year, it went to a famous person. this announcement is always a big deal. i'm not sure why. but it is very competitive in hollywood. did you see the announcement this morning? >> without any further ado, the sexiest man alive is ryan reynolds. why ryan? >> he definitely has -- >> are you kidding me? are you [ bleep ] me? >> suiting up at the green land torn -- >> no, no! >> come with me, mr. dempsey. >> no! >> jimmy: well, you know, it's difficult to give up the crown. it's national unfriend day night. armie hammer is here. possibly two of him -- yes, uncle frank -- >> jimmy: we have music from nelly and we'll be right back with patrick dempsey.
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uncle frank, what's the new number? >> 14 more! >> jimmy: all right, 14 more. we'll be right back. 0 [ male announcer ] what's cooking at applebee's?
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>> jimmy: thank you for tuning in to support national unfriend day. our celebrity operators are standing by, kevin nealon, fred willard and julie bowen are taking your calls. are there still calls? >> a phenomenal success. >> jimmy: you've done this before, right fred? >> it's my way of giving back. i don't know what i'm giving. >> jimmy: should we check in on the tote board? >> uncle frank? >> a new number! whoa!
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22,530,455 and 83. >> jimmy: wow, that's a lot. all right. that's more than i expected. and yet, less than it says on the board. >> excuse me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what? >> jimmy: never mind. our guests tonight, from the movie about facebook, "the social network," he plays the winklevoss twins -- both of them -- armie hammer is here. then later, this his new album, "5.0." it just came out yesterday. nelly from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow, robin quivers, bill carter and my chemical romance. so join us then. for seven seasons, our first guest has been healing brains and breaking hearts on "grey's anatomy," which, as you probably know, airs thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please give a big mcwelcome to patrick dempsey. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> thank you, everybody. thank you. >> jimmy: what have you brought here? >> well, you know, it's such an honor to be on your show tonight, i think the cause that you're going for here tonight is wonderful. i want to give you a check for $5 million for the friends of treechs day. >> jimmy: wow, that is -- that is untreincredible. so generous. i don't -- what should i do with it, exactly? >> cash it for your cause would be a good thing. >> jimmy: that would be -- yeah, that would be great, i mean, we're not -- we don't really need money we're just trying to get people to unfriend the people on facebook, but that is very generous of you. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: thank you. i'll just keep that for later then. thank you. that's recycled, by the way. >> jimmy: oh, yeah.
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>> there is a lot of confusion, jimmy with the gdonations comin in. >> jimmy: i feel responsible. somebody donated $50. >> i thought it was a fund-raiser -- >> jimmy: and you brought $5 million. it's the thought that counts. >> i thought george clooney was going to be here -- >> jimmy: he didn't come. >> tom hanks -- >> jimmy: no tom hanks. >> it's great to be here. >> jimmy: great to have you. do you have a facebook account? >> i have no friends. i have no facebook account at all. >> jimmy: you don't bother with that? >> i don't. i don't. >> jimmy: do you tweet? >> i don't do any of that stuff. send an e-mail. >> jimmy: you have a cell phone? >> i do. >> jimmy: that's a start. >> i have a cell phone. that's all i have. >> jimmy: that's all you need. do you find that to be -- do you look at it, do you go, why would anybody do that sort of thing? >> i don't -- you have to have a lot of time to be tweeting and doing all of that, i think, to keep everybody updated and the more and more friends you get,
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your whole day is taken up, taking care of your friends. >> jimmy: you're very busy with the show and being so sexy. there you are right there. >> fantastic. tremendous, tremendous experience. >> jimmy: you work at keeping your marriage. you have to be spontaneous, says dempsey, 44. >> did i say that? >> jimmy: yeah, you did. >> we have date night after the show. >> jimmy: let me know if you need money. i have a huge check back there. there are 15 facebook pages that claim to be yours that are not you. >> they are not. >> jimmy: there are five dr. mcdreamy facebook pages that are -- >> i'm not controlling those, either. >> jimmy: you realize what's going on here. people are saying things and probably -- one of them has, like, 2,000 followers. >> really. >> jimmy: yeah. i should call my lawyer.
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tweet your lawyer and that's where you're missing out right now. that's -- do you worry about that, people thinking that it is you saying these things? >> yeah, sometimes, you -- do they really think this is me? if so, i'm upsenting a lot of people. but what's going to be interesting, more and more people are getting busted by, you know, posting pictures, they don't go to work, they call into their boss and say, hey, i'm really sick today, i'm not going to make it, and then there's a picture of them at the beach. this is going to catch up to people. >> jimmy: you're probably right. >> why did i ever do all of that? >> jimmy: it's the reason china is pulling ahead of news the wor us in the world economy. on "grey's anatomy," last year, you got shot. >> yes. >> jimmy: still no metal detector in the hospital, right? >> no. it didn't work out. one episode where it went haywire. >> jimmy: and now you are in the new "transformers" movie. so, a little bit more action for
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you there. >> it's fun to do the action movies. i had a great time. >> jimmy: is it more fun than pretending to do operations? >> it's a little bit more physical. >> jimmy: physical? >> running around a lot more. this is all i do. >> jimmy: are you a good guy -- >> i play megan fox's role. i've been dying to play a woman in an action movie for many years and michael bay said, we fired megan fox and we want you to play her role. shia is great to work with. very giving. so it's been a career breakthrough for me. >> jimmy: you can't really give -- >> i can't talk about the heels that i wear or the dresses. >> jimmy: you can't talk about that stuff? >> but "the transformers" are great to work with, as well. much larger than i thought they would be. >> jimmy: we have a clip from "grey's anatomy." you have to set it up before we go forth. you don't note what is in it, do you? >> i think what happens is, sandra oh's character is having a hard time coming back from the
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trauma of last season's gunshot wound and having to save my life. she's been acting out and this is one of the ways he's been acting out. >> jimmy: take a look. >> hey, man. >> congratulations. >> thank you. >> all right. >> thank you. >> first round is on me -- >> um, guys? >> there. >> i'm tilting it. i know, just let me try again, okay? >> why are you behind the bar? >> ah, owen told me to get a job so i'm working. what's everyone drinking? >> jimmy: that is some serious trauma. so, we got to see a number of the doctors there. now, on facebook, which you are not part of, that's not you, there is a quiz, which doctor
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from "grey's amnatoanatomy" are? we had you take the quiz. they ask you a series of questions, and you have to answer as honestly as you can, and the results are, which doctor are you -- patrick dempsey is dr. miranda bailey. >> it's perfect. the best doctor in the hospital. >> jimmy: there you go. >> it's great to know. >> jimmy: you must have got extra points for intelligence. it's great to see you. thank you for the check. yes, uncle fran snk. >> jimmy, we have a new number. >> jimmy: wow, fantastic. >> whoa! 953 more! >> jimmy: 953. thank you, uncle frank. patrick dempsey, everybody. we'll be right back with the winklev winklevoss twins from "the social network," armie hammer.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, nelly will be here.
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let's check in real quickly with our national unfriend day phone bankers, we will begin with fred willard. fred? >> yeah, he did seem like a nice guy, yeah. there was not a real check. it was a prop. jimmy, the calls are pouring in. seo from utah unfriended her ex-boyfriend chuck because he kept posting song lyrics like, popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard, when we drink we do it right, getting slizzard. >> jimmy: what are you wearing, from the -- from the people right now -- >> i'm telling you, the people are so inspired by what little they could hear of those video uplinks there. molly from harrisburg, pennsylvania, is unfriending her own sister because she says it's just too late to tell the world you are team jacob. >> jimmy: she's right, by the way. kevin, are new the middle of a call -- >> i was. i wasn't paying attention. but -- this is actually a personal call.
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>> jimmy: oh, it is. >> calling for pizza. i'm calling for pizza. hang on. i did get a call before from the blond kid from the college who is unfriending you because of the bad reception. >> jimmy: oh, he is? i can't say that i blame him. thank you for the calls. keep them coming in all night and per happens into the weekend if we have to. in addition to being named after a baking soda, our next guest is a very talented actor who played identical twins named winklevoss in the movie that chronicles the birth of the beast known as facebook. >> this is a good guy. >> we don't know that he's not a good guy. >> he lied to our faces for a month and a half. >> he never lied. >> he never saw our faces. he gave himself a 42-day head start because he knows what apparently you don't which is getting there first is everything. >> i'm a competitive racer. you don't need to school me in the importance of getting there first. >> that was your father's lawyer? >> he's going to send a cease and desist lawyer. >> what do you want to do? >> i want to hire the sopranos
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to beat the [ bleep ] out of him with a hammer. >> we don't have to do that. i'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me. >> jimmy: "the social network" is still in theaters. please say hello to armie hammer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. you have apart of the famous mc hammer family. they must be disappointed that you didn't go into rapping and big pants. >> i wasn't able to fill the pants. >> jimmy: not everyone is. you did a great job in the movie. i have to say -- [ applause ] even though i was -- i just -- i had no idea you were twins. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so -- how -- were other twins angry about this, like, mary kate and ashley, for
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instance? >> of course, that was not a pleasant phone call, i will tell you that. >> jimmy: how do you go about being two people? mirrors or foil or what is it? >> i mean, i don't know if i should say -- >> well, really -- i just doubled myself. >> jimmy: you doubled yourself? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't understand. what -- how do you -- >> well, that way, if i double myself, that way i can then play, you know, both of the parts. >> jimmy: okay. but how do you do it? >> it's surprisingly easy. you just call for a double. >> jimmy: who do you call? >> i don't know, you just call. you just call -- i don't know. >> jimmy: call a phone number? >> no, just -- watch. okay, he's talented, he's tall, he's handsome, his movie is called "the social network" his name is armie hammer, please welcome him!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that is incredible. so, that's how you did the movie? >> pretty much. >> that's how we did the movie. >> of course. >> jimmy: i'm stunned by this. >> isn't he hilarious? >> come on, you're hilarious. >> jimmy: you both are. are you close? >> yes, very. >> jimmy: do you get tired of each other on the set? two of you? >> what is there to get tired of? honestly, i mean, look at him. he's the best. honestly. >> come on, dude, so are you. so talented. >> jimmy: so you guys are socially, do you do everything together? >> yeah, i mean, like, most things. we work together. >> we go running. >> fishing. >> sue bah dicuba diving. >> football. >> stare at each other in the mir. >> reporter:. >> jimm . >> jimmy: i would love to have a
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double. >> just call for one. >> you really should. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i can do that? i can call for one? >> yeah. try it. >> jimmy: all right. um -- this guy is really great. i like him a lot and i think you will, too. please welcome super hero by day, talk show host by night, america's beloved jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: it is down. awesome. >> jimmy: this is awesome. you're my double. have you met the armies? >> jimmy: hi, army. >> hi, jimmy double. >> jimmy: i feel like we should go play tennis or something. he loves my jokes! >> jimmy: i do. i'm you. >> jimmy: i'm so excited, i don't know what to do. thank you for introducing me to me. >> my pleasure. >> our pleasure. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: let's never unfriend each other, all right? >> okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: armies hammer, everyone. see them in "the social network." >> jimmy: may i? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with music from nelly. [ female announcer ] who who who - who's on your list?
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>> jimmy: this is his new album, it's called "5.0." here with the song "move that body," nelly. ♪
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